If the Star Wars "Cantina Song" Had Lyrics
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- What if the "Cantina Song" from Star Wars had lyrics?
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If the Star Wars Cantina Song Had Lyrics
Ryan, dressed as Han Solo, sings an ode to the mistreated droids of the Star Wars universe in this funny parody song of the famous Mos Eisley Cantina Band song.
FEATURING
Han Solo - Ryan Tellez
Kenny Keys - Brian Fisher
Written and Performed by Ryan Tellez
Music Produced by Paul Paramo - / paulparamo
Recorded by Danny Eldridge - / dannyeldridge
Directed by Michael Schroeder
Director of Photography - Michael Schmidt
Gaffer - Chris Reese
Edited by Chance Cole
Produced by David Odom and Brian Fisher
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I was really not expecting it to be a protest song about the civil rights of droids.
No WONDER they didnt allow the lyrics to be sung in the cantina.
Lego Wheel707 have you never seen star wars?
Lego Wheel707 ummm no you didn't? Look at your comment
schmelzwah those are not the real lyrics the actual song has non dummy
Lego Wheel707 its a fucking fan song
This song went from explaining the cantina to asking for justice for droids
Yeah, I really wasn't expecting that 😂
Parkour
Shrekler
Yeah I heard the song
About time
“Where this music style is called jizz!”
**Jizz music stops**
That is gross of him!
Right?
Me: *Googles "jizz".*
Also me: 🤢
@SNACK BOX ONE NO
Tyler Don’t be pathetic
“Each cantina customer has a criminal record or a weapon”
But most of them have both
Hello There
I have the death sentence in 12 systems
@@alicyjinx8923 I’ll up you to 69
Yeah
Eaun, I am you from the future
This went from dscribing the cantina to tlaking about the struggle of being a droid
Describing* talking* c'mon, you got Cantina and Struggle right...
Luke Lauchle *describing
Aaaaaand jizz.
Frigin clankers
Ah yes *tlaking*
Just realised the real hero of the Star Wars franchise is R2-D2
Ebert Matthee you just realized this? It has been an open fact always.
Ebert Matthee no it’s gonk droid
Debatable
The gonk is important yet R2 curses a lot which makes him a fan favorite and he saves a bunch of main characters. There is that...
PS that's why the bleep him up so much.
"Solo freakin shot a Dude and sone Jedi preformed amputation"
This is the funniest line in the song.
Fun fact: *You can't un-hear this song*
Yep noticed it during an exam...
Every time I watch a new Hope it is just there
It’s a great song but the lyrics are just there for life after 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I am going back to my lego games to 100% them, I'm on lego TCS, where the background music is the cantina band on loop. I hate my memory rn. lmao.
Well, I don't want to
Can we give him some respect that during the whole video he didn’t get tempted to drink
Probably didn’t taste very good lol
It looked like blue play dough. I don't think I would drink either!
Is blue water or he just made milk blue
He drank it inthe end
@@artistandcamera3245 let’s not talk about just think of it as blue milk
But true none of the main characters in the original trilogy would be alive without r2 d2
THE_JEDI_CAT, literally. If he didn’t enter that pod, Star Wars wouldn’t have happened.
True
All trilogy
r2d2 IS the main charecter of every trilogy
r2 was in every movie except solo im pretty sure
Let’s be honest..... this isn’t your first time here.
Uh... Bu- it is... You know what your right.
I have watched this 15 times
This like my 30th time
Yes it is. But not the last.
It is not
i never expected this to go from explaining the cantina all the way to protesting civil rights for droids
I mean, Lucas did said Star Wars was made to Rhyme...
Wierd flex but okay
@@one-one11 i just read this like "its like poverty"😂😂
So this slowly escalates to anti-droid racism
The opposite! It tells you to not be racist against droids.
@@DrMechano That's what they meant, I think, although it is phrased a bit ambiguously.
I wouldn't say slowly lol
It’s racist by verse 2
(2020) ani-blackdroid racism
Bartender: sorry, we don't serve droids.
Me: **ANGRY ARTOO NOISES**
Poor 43 beep boop
*boooooooooopp*
But your not artoo
@@NathanWakeman don’t believe him only droids say they aren’t droids
He is R2
Idk why I read angry tattoo noises
"Never underestimate a droid."- Princess Leia
I'll try spinning that's a good trick.
Don't try it!
“Pathetic meat-bags“ HK-47
@@martin_pants4187”Ha! Too late!”
you should do the same thing for the imperial march
Derek is awesome or every single song in star wars
And Yoda's Theme!
Talk Tube that will be nice
And the trade federation them
And Duel of the Fates
The force is strong with this one
The force is with them they are one with the force. The force is with them they are one with the force.
@@westuman8592 They *ARE* the force.
“Plus every single character in every single movie would be dead without ol’ R2.”
I mean, he’s not wrong
Yes, that random bystander would be dead without R2
What about dooku and grevious and palpatine
@@Mysteryo-tm7pt well palps would be dead on the invisible hand and dooku would already be dead cause ani chopped his head off earlier on the same ship which means only grevious would survive since the chancellor can’t out his location for a while
Well let’s see thanks too him luke goes to rescue leia and destroy the death star so yea that works
I am never going to hear the cantina song the same again 😂. All I’m going to think about is droid racism
same here, droid song from now on
Everything R2 has done:
Saved padme’s ship, piloted many ships, fixed 3PO in AOTC, saved obi wan and anakin, got the buzz droids off of anakins ship, got the hologram of Leia to obi wan, saved people from the trash compactor, helped blow up the Death Star, helped getting to dagobah, gave Luke his lightsaber in the sarlacc fight, got them out of the Ewok trap, opened doors in fights, helps find Luke, helps convince Luke to come, and for this, gets shot multiple times
Everything Luke has done:
Helped save leia, tried to save his friends, saved his friends in Jabbas palace, saved the resistance in tlj
Are we sure Luke is the real hero?
@Keeli James-Murray Thank.
R2 is the hero
R2 is a badass!
I don my think you know anything about Luke then. Luke has done dones but of course R2 has done more he has been around way longer then Luke if that’s wasn’t obious
@Eren not mention all the things he did in the clone wars series 🤦🏻♂️
"Hey so we can't call it Jazz or space Jazz."
"Well we need to call it something. For the lore!!!"
*Third guy*: "May I make a suggestion?"
(Two nods)
*Third guy*: "Jizz."
And for some reason they let that through?
Apparently
th-cam.com/video/NLB2hWU4mec/w-d-xo.html
Other 2 Guys: Lol yeah I'm sure the older fans will get a kick out of it
bernardo pessamilio no ads you reported
The best part is that bands that play jizz are called jizz-wailers.
John Williams: I make the best Star Wars music
The Warp Zone: *Hold My Blue Milk*
But... It's still his music here
HAH
Alternative universe: *"Anybody is welcome unless you are a droid"*
Poor little droids. Also, I'm going to have Cantina Band stuck in my head all day now :P
AluminumDragon Same
Yeah, and I have an exam next hour
I’ve had cantina band stuck in my head for 6 years, you’re fine
Kylo Ren it's a AP calculus exam though
clayton kemp rip
This sounds like a song L3-37 would write 🤣
Too bad she got obliterated
I mean she is technically alive in the falcon
1:06 the best notes in the whole song
Yep
Fun fact: You’ve listened this more than 1 time.
True
Not wrong
48th time. I swear I don't have a problem
Listened to this for nearly the hundredth time not joking
Wish this was on Spotify
I never knew I needed this song to have lyrics so badly
102 likes and I'm the first comment
@@Weqct 204 likes and I'm the second, COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
Hmm
What if
You wanted to go to heaven
But god said
N O D R O I D S
Then fuck
Ah but you see, droids go to silicon heaven!
Vader still went to heaven in ROTJ for fulfilling the prophecy.
All of this despite the fact that he massacred Jedi and the younglings.
Tyler NO Vader became a force ghost. Heaven is not thing in Star Wars nor real life
Damn... sucks to be them
Everyone is talking about R2 but the only thing I care about is how this song is such a bop. Especially the bit where he says solo fricken shot a dude and some Jedi performed amputation🎵
lol
This aged well....
Aged better than the younglings
@@spaceflight5687 hahahaha 😅
@@spaceflight5687 damn
well, while the stuff you said about droid torture and all that mistreating is true, the reason droids arent allowed in the mos eisley cantina is because the bartender, Wuher, was traumatized by battle droids during the clone wars as a kid..
Jayden Varghese SOMEONE ELSE HAS READ IT
Whoa really huh learn something new every day
And it wouldn't make sense to let droids in a bar, since they take up space and don't buy drinks
Jayden Varghese Nick Robinson
*Wuher
Also just watched Last Jedi. We miss you Carrie Fischer.
TheAsbakGodBond *Fisher
TheAsbakGodBond im so sad in the next movie i guess they either get a replacement or jump in time a few years to where Leia is dead so she can join Luke
Fun fact, any time you hear the cantina music you will also hear these lyrics.
this got real wholesome for the droids
Friend: my favorite genre of music is rap. What’s yours
Me: Jizz
Yessss
Jizz music stops
1:06 My favorite part
"Literally Satan" had me laughing my head off😂
Fun fact- every alien in the bar scene was thrown together on the spot by the costume department- but starwars being the expansive lore pit it is- each got its own lore and race- which would made many appearances in shows and future movies :D each one was named and had its own background too
Wait wait
I thought you were going just make a joke about the droid not allows in
Not a whole lecture
Theyoungladd Well the reason why the droids aren't aloud is because they take up space and won't drink. In fact IG88 is one of the FEW droids allowed. So how's that for a lecture?
Joker's Vault *Allowed
T Kalle thanks
K
#droidlivesmatter
What drugs did George Lucas take to call it "jizz". WTF?! xD
Yada would you expect anything else from George he made jar jar a thing after all
it wasn't GL it was someone else
yeha he probably actually didnt make that name maybe some random author writing the adaptation of ANH in the old EU
It gets even better, musicians who play Jizz are known as Jizz Wailers.
conduit64 I learned that in the latest AVGN episode. Not even James Rolfe can make up terms like these. LOL
1:06 the way he said that sounded nice
Yes!
Unrelatable
I can't stop listening to this and I've heard it five times already today.
11 times in total.
It has gotten even worse (or better)
Ha, that’s cute.
999,999,999,999,999 for me😏
Fr mine is like 70
To be fair btw. Droids are only not allowed because they can't be paying costumers because they don't drink while taking up space that could be used by paying costumers.
yeah
Yeah, it isn't exactly a racism thing. Just the fact that droids can't drink. Even though in that world where droids have jobs. There should be oil baths available at Cantinas.
marinus van deventer Also because they lost the facking war
Droids weren't the cause of the Seperatist invasion. Count Dooku ran things with General Grievous who is a cyborg.
That's what a clanker would say.
:No One:
:Warp Zone: DROIDS ARE HUMANS TOO
*[Visible Confusion]*
1:06"inhales"
THEL PLOW FEILDS, THELL PIOLET SHIPS,
THERE FLUENT IN, MOST LANGUAGES,
THERE SENTIENT, COMPAISANET, INTELLIGENT, HIGH TECH,
PLUS EVERY SINGLE CHEREICTER IN EVERY SINGLE MOVE WOULD BE DEAD
WITHOUT OLD R2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haven't heard or watched the vid in over 2 months yet remember every single word it's truly time less well done.
Put it on Spotify maybe?
Solo freaking shot a dude 0:40
It's beautiful... Ive looked at it for 5 hours now
This deserves 10M likes.
How many movies that the droids saved the day?
Let's see:
R2-D2: 8 movies
BB-8: 2 movies, so far.
K2-SO: Just one movie and he died.
C3-PO: 0. And I don't count him being the "King of Ewok" as save the day.
I've fixed it.
margareth michelina i would count C3-PO and btw u must not have seen the last jedi cuz thats another one for BB-8
margareth michelina gonk Droid
All of them
For R2-D2 its actually 8 movies
R2 showed up in Rogue One for 5 seconds,is it count?
K2-SO saved the day once and he's already my friend.
Literaly satan! Lol
yeah
Auralnauts said it first!
He's actually a Devaronian.
Everybody knows that.
Really?
U have a great talent.. Writing lyrics for a specific tune or music is not an easy work... Great work guyss
Literally no one:
Not one soul:
The Warp Zone: THE DROIDS
On the defense of the Cantina owner, he watched his family get slaughtered by Commando Droids during the Clone Wars so he has an understandable prejudice against Droids.
And, as another comment said, they can't drink and take up space
Well at least we now know from where the blue milk comes from
VortexVentures no wonder it's so popular
its from the bantha
@@asgardianprotector6917 it's a joke to the jizz thing at the end
i know, i know
**Clanker is a racial slur**
**Clones** " I'm about to say the n-word!"
Droids: YOU CANT SAY THE C WORD THATS RACIST
C-word pass?
Cybersaber90 GENRAL GRIEVOUS GET DOWN!
Cybersaber90 AHHHHHH
Lol
1:14
Bruhh......this entire time I thought that was BB8's “finger” finger
The ending killed me.
"where this music style is called jizz." Haha. That killed me
Who in their right mind would dislike this?
Hey remember this comment from 2years ago
commander rex like it was yesterday
@@crusadeknight4891 Hey, remember this comment from 1 year ago?
An absolute masterpiece. Change my mind
I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS ITS TOO GOOD HELP ME!!!!!
Remember boys and girls, Luke isn't the hero.. GONK DROID IS!!
Rommel Romeo Tubongbanua lol
tru
Gonk Droid provided power to most important machines, like engines and generators. Gonk Droid is the most useful droid in the entire franchise.
gonk
Thank you
Wow. You did a better job presenting Droid racism then L3
Love how this all about the droids
I love how this slowly became a song about droid racism lmao
Those poor droids. Always been my favorite characters.
#droidlivesmatter
#droidlivesmatter
me2
#organiclivesmattertoo
#Cyborg lives matter
#clonelivesmatter
Why do I listen to this everyday
I think it was all those droid armies that fueled the hatred of them after the clone wars.
*_JIZZ INTENSIFIES_*
Jim L.Stone you should see the Jizz Fest, all the best Jizz players are there lmao
*Barry b Benson intensifies*
Good comment....
Han really doesn't have the heart to raise a son.
ZeroFailHour True it stopped beating a while ago
He has a son his name is kylo ren... you didn't know that oh okay then
JJ bros 😑 it’s actually Ben solo so ha oh you didn’t know that ok
Yes but what's his most commonly referred to name? Kylo ren what does supreme leader call him kylo ren what do his troops call him... you get the point by now
JJ bros
Kylo Ren isn't a name, it's a title.
Ben Solo *IS* his name.
1:17 I love how they say high tech but you have C3po in the back with his head in the body of a battle droid
Thats true man
honestly... I can't stop watching.
Ahhh, ol' R2😏
...
I dunno why but my family is always mad at me when I express my love for the jizz-Wailers.
Yeti sloth... this just made my laugh out loud because I actually know the species🤣🤣
Im your first sub!
everytime i hear the actual song i hear this instead
It's so freaking catchy I don't know why I just can't forget the lyrics I need this on CD or spotify.
Damn I love your voice
This here is some mighty fine nerderie, gents. Gratitude.
I like how like 1/3 parts of the song is just about droids.
True like why
The lyrics have cursed my brain because whenever I hear this without the lyrics I still hear the lyrics in my head please help me
Vilmer Gelius that’s a blessing not a curse
Xavier Betancourt thank you
@@Rat_boy- I will not help
You are a Droid
Its opposite for me, i cant seem to remember the lyrics even if i watched it a minute ago
Qui-Gon Jinn you have not unlocked that force ability then
best channel ever thanks warp zone
Shaughan McClintock
2018: Mmm
2019: still dont care
2020: HELL YEA
Techno Gamer53, sometimes I wonder how it works.
i wonder what a vocal version of the cantina song would sound like, if it were written to be performed in the scene
I don’t think I’ll be able to watch this scene again without hearing this in my head😂
#droidlifesmatter
Gerrwin Okken Droids only act sentient and gain personalities and quirks if they go for too long without a memory wipe. If they are memory wiped regularly, they are blank slates which exist only to serve.
Execute order 66
Lives not lifes
Sorry
This went from “If the cantina music had lyrics” to “Why you shouldn’t be racist to droids” and I’m not complaining.
Ima have this stuck in my head for the next MONTH
HAN SHOT FIRST !!
jazz322alllwaysswing true and Ben kenobi performed amputation
Only Han shot. If you think someone else shot too then you're watching the special editions.
Solo: it’s true all of it
Finn: even the part where greedo shot first
Solo: get the f*ck off my ship
Who cares
get off my plane
The restart shop
00:00
Wow
I mean some of the clones were racist to the Twi'leks in the Clone Wars - calling them tail heads, etc. Also the Twi'lek females always get sold off as slaves. I feel like Twi'leks and droids are the two races with the most racism directed towards them.
Yeah, it's kinda fucked when you think about it in Star Wars.
I think the reason they dislike droids is because of the clone wars. The separatists would just show up to planets in large waves and take control. The clones were atleast organic so people trusted them more. So once again. It’s all palpatine s fault.
Friend: what is this
Me: what till the end, trust me
L3's favourite song.
I just can’t stop listening to this
It couldn't get catchier.... i was wrong the proof is this song!❤