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THE DAY OF RECKONING | War Thunder
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Nobody:
Badger: I was saying poor in a respectful economic context
Um
Sinister Warrior poor
r/uselessnobody
...
Bruh the first few seconds I just said "chaotic neutral at it's finest". Im dead lol.
2:48
Really displays the 4 types of friends
- “thats immoral”
-“thats illegal”
-“thats impossible”
-“thats hilarious”
Yes
Definitely
im the 4th
I am all 4 at the same time, with a 5th-“and here’s you you can do it”
2:43 big black shark
"Our military is completely equipped to handle the United States"
"We attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us twice"
That part always gets a hearty chuckle out of me
I'm pretty sure that's a joke about Hiroshima and Nagasaki but I'm not sure fully XD
@@BLD-wh1nu yep
Yep it was...
Pacific front in a nutshell
As someone who has done a bunch of research on WWII, I love this joke. “We have just woken a sleeping giant”
Badger's co-op pilot: dude WE'VE LOST HALF OF THE CHOPPER.
Badger: the fact that i lost the tail DOESN'T MEAN I CANT DELIVER FREEDOM.
“Even in death I still serve”
@@randorookie8587 "Even in debt, I still serve"
They ordered that same day delivery on FREEDOM and OH FUCKING BOY ARE THEY GETTING IT
@@guidomista7960 “Hello everyone, this is Jeff Bezos, I heard somebody ordered a package and I wasn’t able to get it to them in time so here I am with the package, it is death, you will now die, cease to be.”
@@chasetoyama8184 Max0r?
So a phrase came into my head
“I don’t feel comfortable with you being friends with someone who treats the Geneva Conventions like a bucket list”
Sauce on quote?
@@williamblazkowicz5587 honestly I don't know I may have just made it up. if someone said it before me I haven't seen it.
Lockheed Martin: "Why do you need an F-22 Raptor?"
Badger: "Medicinal purposes."
Lockheed Martin: do u have insurance?
@@ethanye9178 Badger: ...... Yes?
XD
Good for anxiety or fragility
@@bradknightable LM: SOLD
"That's against the Geneva convention."
Who's gonna report me? The corpses?
Well...okay then.
*screenshot*
@@slowhite1706 Bold actions for someone within war crime distance.
Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong too bad, I have my deflector shield equipped!
Geneva Conventions, more like Geneva Suggestions...
And...i saw it 2 comments down... Well, shit
Never a bad time for a war crime
The delivery on “We made it to ze end of ze factory floor” is incredible
KFC what are you doing here?
@@mineshnissanka7139 searching for children.
Ayo what the FU-
When badger says “Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh” he sounds like THE most American man that just shot down a German
“You call it a gas station, I call it a Target Rich Environment.”
This is what we call a Pro Gamer Move.
What the hell... my videoz are digusting level 1000
KING AUTISM TV
Shut
I prefer the burger town
KING AUTISM TV I can’t imagine how many times your mom dropped you as a baby for you to become this ungodly annoying
Just Cause be like
I feel like bager is the type of person to pull up to a war zone and go:
“The Geneva Convention is just a suggestion.”
“and one that I choose to ignore”
*INDEED*
Vale "War Crimes" Fisk enjoys this one
@debido 41 You And Me think the same thing
...are we not gonna talk about how that rhymes
2:46 BADGER: “Can I hit this dude?” Everyone: THATS A WARCRIME DON’T DO IT BADGER!!!!
"That's a war crime, don't do it!"
"That is a war crime."
"No way."
" _the primary use of this helicopter is to violate the Genova Convention_ "
“When will the day of reconing come?” RussianBadger and the BOIS: Yes
Can't believe this is 4 months old and has almost 200 likes, and no one has noticed the typo.
No, I'm not talking about "BOIS"
@@KitKatHexe lol dude took me like five minutes to notice 😂😅
9/10/22
Its de occent mun.
I love that "Hanz we did it. We made it to the other side of the factory floor"
I need to find this quote. Timestamp?
@@Sable3508 5:30
tiger 2
What does this mean?
E
“We attacked three boats they dropped the sun on us *twice* “ that’s the funniest thing that man has ever said
7:30
@@Texan.Insomniac bless you for the time stamp
@@TaggedByTim
No problem
You call it a gas station I call it a PASS station
japan to north korea like
0:32 is the best part, 2:07 is a close second
A WEAPON TO SURPASS PAPA JOHN.
TARGET IDENTIFIED
3:55 "missile pulls 180 in mid-air"
…that's a future prediction right there.
"we attacked three boats they dropped the sun on us twice"- Every empire attacking the player in stellaris
matt more like a thousand times
* someone touches my "boat" in Stellaris *
* immediately purchases Apocalypse DLC, twice *
EXTERMINATUS! PURGE THE XENO FILTH!
The land of rising sun untill the us slam dunked it tiwce
* Laughs in allied fallen empire *
"the primary use of this vehicle is to violate the geneva convention"
EVERYTHING you guys do violates the geneva convention
What’s in the canister
Geneva convention more like geneva suggestion
Of course we got a Norden reference
Geneva only dictates the rights and treatment of POWs and other groups of people in war that aren’t combatants. POWs, refugees, unarmed relief personnel (hospital workers, medics, chaplains, etc.), and most importantly: civilians. Of course, anybody that’s shooting at you classifies as a combatant and thus can be shot back at, but Geneva establishes the treatment of these protected groups, with exceptions of course. (The Geneva convention doesn’t apply to spies, for example.)
Dark Sniper isn’t that profile picture a silver wolf from Battle Nations?
1:06 The back of the plane is going :D. I can't unsee that now
11:08 this reminded me of that vid where a camera was looking at a tank and the tank shot straight at the camera lol
Badger: lines up a shot on a parachuting pilot.
LITERALLY EVERYBODY: The codex astartes does not support this action.
Badger: *Laughs in war crimes*
BITCH, I CAN'T READ!
THAT SIGN WILL NOT AFFECT ME BECAUSE I CAN'T READ!
Actually iirc the law is only that AA can't shoot down parachuting pilots
@@SYKRAL1 then *LAUGHS IN MORAL CRIMES*
-It's against the laws of war to fire at a paratrooper with a flak gun.
-Bruh I was trying to hit the plane behind him, he just got in the way.
Fun fact: gravity actually doesn't have anything to do with how many G's you take(other than giving a base unit). one G is just when you are moving at 9.8m/s/s in a direction, so two G's means you are moving at 19.6m/s/s in a direction. There's your fun fact of the day. Hope you all have a wonderful day.
5:24 Tiger UHT: **has access to 8 fire and forget missiles, meaning you can lock a target, fire a missile and then be completely concealed by hiding behind a mountain instead of having to mantain a line of sight like literally every other chopper in the game**
The murderous AA tank Koala is talking about at 2:00 was the American M247 Sergeant York, although Badger is showing a German Gepard 1 in the video.
Anyway, not only did the Sgt York accidentally aim at the crowd, it also shot up the dirt in front of it (instead of a flying drone target), and later locked onto the heat signature of the toilet exhaust fan on a nearby latrine. Big oof for the Army back in 1982.
Don't worry guys... *This is just a demonstration*
The radar sucked and was both not designed for ground vehicles and was not water-proof. The chassis and engine were from the old M48 Patton tank, so it was also too slow.
I'm trying to find more to this story, but I can't find hardly any. The ones I find are obscure and third party at best
@@WingMaster562the army went above and beyond in scrubbing this fucky wucky from all possible records. I'm pretty sure there's a mass grave of dead reporters somewhere
When a “Scottish Koala” plays with a “Russian Badger”
Alx Jck we shall rise
theScottishKoala nice
Just wait until a Soviet Womble joins in.
@@hypercam8173 ^Took the words right outta my mouth.
@@hypercam8173 the fabric of universe will rip if that happens
Black shark:uses extremely visible pinpoint laser guided misile system
Some dude:holds up pocket mirror and middle finger
Misile:pulls 180 mid air
Nobody:
10:57
Badger obliterating my mans entire knee caps, nonchalantly
*"HE PROTEC, HE ATTAC, HE INVADE IRAC"*
IM DEAD
Play4rYt he protec , he attac , he blow irac
@@mynameisanmo6654 blow out ammo rac
Sound like a song just straigth up DONT EAT ASS IN THE HALLS
this made me laugh more than I should even tho I have iraqi origins
So are many terrorists
Geneva convention? More like Geneva SUGGESTION
"But sir, that's against the Geneva convention!"
"WELL I CAN'T READ"
This fucking comment didn't get enough recognition 😭😭
Bro lemme check the Geneva convention real quick to c if this violates it
*God I wish I could fucking read*
"Forget the Geneva Convention, wasn't that merely suggestion? Clearly your abhorrent moral compass, needs some direction" JT Music, CODIW rap
NONONONO
I looked up "they dropped the sun on us twice" and it brought me here. I love it
15:54 “You laugh now, but I’m about to call up the Pentagon and ask if Lockheed Martin takes coupons!”
This is why it’s worth the extra time to watch a Badger video all the way to the end.
“They dropped the sun on us twice” that’s why it’s called the geneva SUGGESTION
Its not a white flag if you burn it
@@1tsKilla lol
time stamp
@@keoshimcnulty3687 7:26
Who says it? Asking for discord memes
"Primary use of this helicopter is to violate the Geneva Convention"
*Best and most funniest quote in the video*
Idk "you call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment." Is pretty good to.
Corporate Gunner we they destroyed three boats we dropped the sun on them TWICE
I don't know about u guys but my Favorite was "You know what the ADATS stands for right? It stands for Anti-Dat-Shit whatever Dat Shit is." XD
The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva Convention.
You might be asking what Dat shit it's. Just take your right index finger and point it at literally anything.
"Phrases that I do not wish to hear a second time--"
Me: >watches it several times just to catch what was said
As an Ork appreciator, the Tunguska with all that DAKKA made me smile.
"Think we got hit by RussianBadger's group."
"How could you tell?"
"Saw the duct tape hanging off the side."
Dead.
Reminds me of the time british royal marines strapped themselves to an apache in Afghanistan
@@thefuck7175 thats all I could think of when they said that man
@@thefuck7175 I googled that. Holy shit haha. RIP Ford his last moments was the shit
So are they.
ACOG's fucking terrifying if you tape it with to the side with a russian badger crewman.
Badger enters a helicopter*
Everyone else: ight ima head out
The one ADATS: You triggered my trap card old man
EpicGamer Moment badger begins to do a dive bomb maneuver to drop heavenly as his ordinance
@@BladeKi11a the adats gunner:
"Is that just a guy dropping out of the sky with a pump action and a bucket of chicken?"
Command hearing him say that:
"GET DOWN ITS BADGER SQUAD"
jack roberts heavenly: *smacks lips* BUCKETS
@@BladeKi11a that's the sound he makes 10 seconds after impact after badger asks if he hit
"Just a smooch like your kissing your sister." 12:23
I SAID KISS IT.
I love this comment
7:00 iirc something similar like this did actually happen. In 2007, four royal marines taped themsleves on the side of two Apaches (each two marines) on a rescue mission.
“Im boutta call the pentagon to ask if Lockheed martin takes coupons” bruh im in class and my teacher took my phone because i laughed
It's been a year and _no one_ bothered to ask how you typed this?
How did you type this tho?
@@thefunnyaerialman oh my god people are replying
@@thefunnyaerialman probably After he got his phone back
@@gothic-eraknight1586 probably when he got his phone back after class/school
13:59, hands down the best American interpretation of a British accent
Nice one Grouse.
7:22 Soviet Union, Japan, European Space Agency, China, India, Luxembourg, israel
Badger, the way you animated Skullker with the "primary use of this helicopter" gag is so goddamn good. That just seals the deal on that entire clip.
"Hell yes we'll take your AR-15, your AK-47" --the ad I got before this video
Badger: **W A R C R I M E S I N T E N S I F Y**
that is so perfect
That is way to accurate.
That ad is actually pro gun if you watch til the end
7:27 "we attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us twice" had me dyinggggggg
Japan had it rough when they had 3 suns
My reaction over the next 10 seconds after that joke.
Haha good one.
Hahahaha that was really funny.
Literally crying because it just gets funnier the more I think about it.
Same
Crazy coming back and watching the videos before the MoCap suit and the fact that you put this much work into these before having that suit is WILD you sure are easily one of my favorite creators if not THE favorite
7:09 this sounds like a veterans reaction after seeing an enemy that no one has survived before and there are only rumors. Like heavenly strapped to a helicopter is some myth but there isn't any other explanation
*2:25* Hands down my favorite quote ever.
that is also my favourite quote ever like just "ANTI DAT SHIT
This quote lives in my head rent free.
12:25, after crashing at mach 1: "If you increase the pilot's vitality, he will be able to survive more damage..."
...right, how did I not think of that...
It's been over a year since this video has been published, and Gaijin is still honoring the bonus from Badger. Pretty cool if you ask me.
"Would like to know your location"?
More like
"ADATS KNOWS YOUR LOCATION!"
"My tail-rotor!" - Badger, in a helicopter that doesn't have a tail-rotor to begin with.
Its co-axial. The second main rotor takes the tail rotors place
@@nuclearavenger8625 Yep, I know, thats why I thought it was funny! :)
Still pretty vital for balance.
True
@@tonikaycheney7120 The KA50 has no tail rotor; the coaxial main rotor eliminated the need for one. The tail itself, though, is vital.
Tank whips around, points at audience:
"Don't worry, the safety's on!"
funniest part that on early stage of army we were taken to look on different professions, and when we got to the tanks, one turned turret at us, sergeant who was with us seen us giggle and said: dont worry, hese only checking his chamber. guess how fast we moved from barrel direction?)
*Accidentally turn on radar*
*200+ civilian casualties*
"I see this as an absolute win"
All for an addition to the duo? Say “Irish Weasel.” XD
7:27 is why this video will forever live rent free in my head
F-4 Phantom: Breaks sound barrier
Badger: "Im in the mood for a swim..."
F-4: ...
Badger: slowly eases the control stick down
F-4: "No..."
Badger:...
F-4: touches water and disintegrates
Badger: (insert pikachu meme here)
Russian sub watching all this: "IVAN! Write this down!"
ah yes. attempting to land when you're flying faster than the speed of sound
Pika pog
@@spacecatsftw *attempting to WATER at hypersonic speeds
@@spacecatsftw On water. In a fighter jet,
Fun fact, from when the plane hit the water to when it stopped, it underwent about 30.5 g for about 4 seconds
Badger: *shoots down random plane* That Plane: “so anyway i started blasting”
8:03 I'll be a sock
At Mach 1 running into literally anything is the equivalent of slamming into a concrete wall
*pin points where laser designator is*
Dentist: "hold on I got this." *Reflects it with dental mirror*
chopper pilot:SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*BOOM*
“CRITICAL DAMAGE”
Russian Badger and others, are we just gonna miss the happy face on the back of the jet at 1:06 Because thats something I can't unsee
That's blessed man, thanks for pointing it out lmao
I hate/love you for that
I thought you meant the jet thruster thingys. I’m smort
@@ericdeyarmin9607 At the back there is a face with a smile on it
Ya that’s something I always found funny about the F4 phantom just the fact that the back of the plane there’s a smiley face
"You call it a gas station.... I call it a target rich environment." *Loads guns*
"Can I get a.... Phrases I do not wish to hear a second time... For 500, please?"
Me: *dies laughing*
4:25 “a weapon of mass destruction that’s as easy to use as a colouring book” so basically it’s so simple a marine can drive it 😂😂
Marines can’t use colouring books tho…
Cause they ate all the crayons
Lol,🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
7:30 the pacific, in less then 7 seconds
How to simplify the pacific war in 7 seconds
Badger: Pulls 20G while turning
Pilot: Bravo Six, going dark.
Badger yelling “YEAH!’” is the only thing I need.
Actually the flag on the moon has been bleached white, so it’s a French flag now
2:04 “That’s one less loose end.”
Loose ends*
@@cameronlancaster7596 loose end
Fookin laysa sights
What vehiclr is that and where did he get that story?
@@robertbalazslorincz8218 it's called the M247 Sergeant York
"War crimes? I think you mean: FREEDOM POINTS. Three more and I get an all expense trip to the HAUGE."
-Badger... probably.
12:58 I understand he said "this mig is next" but my hearings acting up and I heard that very differently
Oh, oh no
7:13
Intresstingly enught, during the war in Afghanistan, Royal Marines actually strappt themselfs to an Apache attack helicopter to rescue a left behind seargent
Probably Russianbadger’s ancestors
“You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment” - the newest and best phrase 2020
I read that at the exact time that played
As someone who is currently at work at a Circle K during the night shift ive never been more terrified in my life lol.
Papa johns: my time has come
No
*Your time has come
Who are you
Gods time has come
*cum*
“That’s against the Geneva convention”
Ya tell that to my confirmed kills they will report me in
Scottish koala is literally just alternate reality Russian badger
Badger: *Shoots a target from 8 clicks out*
Badger: Wet.
*munches on KFC*
"... Bucket!" ***BOOM!***
*Bucket.*
"You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment "
*Loads AR-15 with Holy Crusade intent*
The best words said in this video is “crust so thin it cuts your hand flesh”
Does he have funny moments videos? A video with Badger and his crew like that would make my day.
Tank: Exists*
Ka-50: Your free trial of being alive has ended
Nobody:
Obama: All should have Healthcare for cheap.
Badger: The M1A1 Abrams is the only healthcare I need.
THAT WE NEED!!
Still cheaper then Obamacare.
0:16 the doomguy knee slap animation! 😂😂😂
"Oh yeah, you wanna go down the petrol station? Grab some crisps?"
Fuck the hell off I nearly died laughing!
🤣
6:45
"...added infantry component"
*Fans of Mil-24 Hind menacingly waiting for DLC*
Infantry support? I think you mean *SPACED ARMOUR*
Nah I just want a DLC where u can have a person taped to a wing of a helicopter
2:04 crowd: exists
The m247 Sargent york: imma end this crowds whole career
7:20
best response to "im just gonna check the moon for any other flag real quick":
"two things: first; the color on the flag corroded so now there is no more color and it turned into a french flag, second; call me when that flag pays your hospital bill"
2:02
Calm cute portal turret voice:
Capture
Doctor: we can give you better health ca.....
Badger: I'm going to stop you right there unless this HeAlTh CaRe can give me a freedom dispersing m1 abrema I ain't interested
@William Smith Yeah, and those taxes ain't gonna be nearly as much over time compared to what an insurance company is gonna suck out of you in the same time
@William Smith god that is so fucking inaccurate it genuinely hurts me
I feel like Badger and Skulker basically are the kind of dudes that say: "We found that the Geneva Convention is just a set of guidelines."
2:58
That man in the tank had enough time to
1.See the missile
2.Write his will
3.Get out of the tank
4.Walk to the post office
5.Mail it to his family
6.Walk back to the tank
7.Get back inside the tank
8.Pray to god for forgiveness
9.Accept his death
7:39 He Protec, He Attac, but most importantly....
6:52 “Heavenly what’re you doing out there?” “Sir, finishing this fight.”
Im pretty sure that was doom marine...
Imagine being a pilot parachuting down, and you see Badger flying an F22 Raptor with his decal on the front towards you.
XD "he protecc he attacc he raid Iracc" best thing I ever heard
1:58 “Wow” that’s such an amazing story. Jesus Christ! That’s some scary shit right there!
Badjur: posts 2 days in a row
Me: Wait, that's impossible
Panda Fan I would like but then it would hit 70 smh “nice”
Everyone: "What are you planning to do with that tank"
Tank: *loads missile* "CIVILIAN CASUALTIES!"
UH HUH
That was the fastest answer to 40 pizzas in 30 days I have ever seen.Made me feel stupid
5:11 When I see an NFT.