The joke should have been: Dave: “I told Michael Jackson he could have a sleepover with my son. He’s Harry.” Jackson: “Oh no! If he’s hairy he’s too old for me!”
This week, in a secret ceremony in Australia, Michael Jackson was married for the second time. Asked what makes his new bride special, the King of Pop said, quote: “She has taught me the power of imagination. Like imagining that a grown women is a 10-year-old boy. - Norm MacDonald
The more that I listen to Evil Dave clips the more I suspect that him pretending to be David Letterman is a pretense to have him come in and botch the lines and do terrible off script lines. What I’m saying is that Dave Van Dam is the real character; not Evil Dave? Thoughts?
Evil Dave was hilarious. Rest in peace. Thank you for the hilarious glory years of the stern show.
By the way Howard can I just say one thing?
Huh?
That went over like a pregnant pole vaulter
Either you laugh or you get it
@@Dog-999i - To the uh… victims of the Holocaust… hang in there. It gets better.
Eh, you laugh or you get it.
Thankyou Mr Whitley! I’m obsessed with Evil Dave!
Evil Dave is my second favorite after Eric the Midget.
“That went over like a pregnant pole vaulter”
Thank you so much for uploading. These videos are great!
Artie doing Paul makes me so happy for some reason. I guess it would be "Evil Paul"
haha thats so funny
Uuuuuuhhhhaaaaa 😂😅
Evil Dave Is A Real Gem!
That "can I lift your hair and kiss your neck" line really was otherworldly
And an ad-lib to boot.
I wish every upload was titled More Evil Dave
I need more evil!
Dave
35:52 One of Evil Dave’s greatest appearances and best impressions.
Thank you!!!!
Artie loved Evil Dave😂😂😂😂
Keep em coming!
24:45 I really wanna know what Steven said lol
Holy shit is this great
"Amanda? Was this guys name Kunta" 😂😂
Evil fuckin Dave.
The king!
Hi-OH!!!!
Robin is deadly in these clips. She’s so terrible.
BETTER than Artie
Is that a public wing ? Pam?
Who wrote the Evil Dave stuff? Hilarious.
Benjy and Fred
First it was Jackie and Fred, then Benjy Fred and KC, then in 2005 when they started staff writing meetings, everyone contributed.
@@seminiferousbuttnoid Yeah you can really detect the hand of KC in a lot of those lol
Public Wing
Ahh?
👏👏👏👏👏
They should have done a show with Evil Dave as his own joke writer. I wanna hear more about Blind Bob.
Double A is hands down the biggest creep from the show.
Bless ya chip 100% bonfide bloke
Aaaaahaaaaa
The joke should have been:
Dave: “I told Michael Jackson he could have a sleepover with my son. He’s Harry.”
Jackson: “Oh no! If he’s hairy he’s too old for me!”
This week, in a secret ceremony in Australia, Michael Jackson was married for the second time. Asked what makes his new bride special, the King of Pop said, quote: “She has taught me the power of imagination. Like imagining that a grown women is a 10-year-old boy.
- Norm MacDonald
@@joerivandeweyer3056 😂
Need RILEY MARTIN.
Friend of thew Aliens
Artie had absolutely NO purpose
thats unfair, he had some great one liners
The more that I listen to Evil Dave clips the more I suspect that him pretending to be David Letterman is a pretense to have him come in and botch the lines and do terrible off script lines. What I’m saying is that Dave Van Dam is the real character; not Evil Dave? Thoughts?
28:50
13:10 lmao
The black guy thing ruined it for me 2 dave.
Arties Paul Schaffer is hilarious