ASMR - The IMPOSSIBLE Cognitive Screening Test (will you pass?)

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  • @blazerer2424
    @blazerer2424 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I don't think I have ever been bullied by an ASMR video before 🤔

  • @EleventhFloorBelfry
    @EleventhFloorBelfry ปีที่แล้ว +335

    As a Brit, I didn't expect to have so much trouble being asked who the previous Prime Minister was. It's all been a blur these past few years.

    • @wgrandbois
      @wgrandbois ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Or, in Truss's case, few months.

    • @emadallie3721
      @emadallie3721 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's how they like it, blurry

    • @EternalFinity
      @EternalFinity ปีที่แล้ว +3

      boris johnson?

    • @jameslappin9896
      @jameslappin9896 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In fact, by the time you’ve typed this it could have changed at least twice

    • @ineptwizzard
      @ineptwizzard ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think it was a lettuce?

  • @TRLAuthor
    @TRLAuthor ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Someone had way too much fun putting this together.

    • @WhisperAudiosASMR
      @WhisperAudiosASMR  ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😅

    • @andrewq159
      @andrewq159 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WhisperAudiosASMR Are there 40 squares? One that's 4x4, four that are 3x3, nine that are 2x2, eighteen that are single squares & eight small ones? 1+4+9+18+8=40.

  • @BeautyIsJustAMask
    @BeautyIsJustAMask ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I'm so glad I don't have to take a cognitive test irl because if someone spoke to me like this I would melt 😂

  • @Keapix
    @Keapix ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I suspect I’ve had a rapid cognitive decline 😂

  • @JamesChurchill
    @JamesChurchill ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Can you tell me the season in Singapore?" "No" "Correct."

  • @pawewasilewski1930
    @pawewasilewski1930 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The impossible test: Can you name a current UK royal [family member] who isn't surrounded by controversy?

    • @broslicetim
      @broslicetim 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The corgi

    • @neilleng9188
      @neilleng9188 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Princess Anne.!

  • @br-v388
    @br-v388 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm pleased to report I aced every question and am NOT lying about that and typing this while curled up in the fetal position crying.

  • @DukeNukem2417
    @DukeNukem2417 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast. Also, I think this test was meant for Time Lords, or at least one in particular.

  • @lucygee804
    @lucygee804 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    the news existential dread question made me laugh out loud

  • @MiraCrest-gi7bv
    @MiraCrest-gi7bv ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is strangely a super tingly, creative, and hilarious experience! That peach and blue combination is very pleasing to the eyes too.

  • @horshack1973
    @horshack1973 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I absolutely love being immaculately soothing and ridiculously silly at the same time.

  • @mosaicmind88
    @mosaicmind88 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I laughed the whole way through! Made my day.

  • @judicator375
    @judicator375 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    How do you say windy in ancient greek?
    me: PFFT.

  • @lenn55
    @lenn55 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Looking forward to watching this before bed tonight!

  • @miguelsantos84
    @miguelsantos84 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect way to start the day, yesterday here in Portugal we celebrated Mother's day and I spent the day with my mom and she loved it, I need more days like those. Wishing you a great week. :)

  • @jimballard1186
    @jimballard1186 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh, the slow soft-spoken. I could listen to it all night. If phone books still exist in the UK, I would listen to you reading it in a slow, soft-spoken.

  • @montanarose4622
    @montanarose4622 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Your voice just melts my headaches, I could (and do) watch this series on repeat forever!
    Oh, and my Z words were zephyrs, zealous, zestier, zoology and zesting (?).

  • @rainwalks4723
    @rainwalks4723 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I call rigged test, according to the Mayan calendar we're in oblivion because the world ended already. 😂

  • @382ideal
    @382ideal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No clue how you have "only" 200k subs, your voice and ideas are magnificent

  • @robertgriffith4575
    @robertgriffith4575 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's always a joy listening to your posts, I use these while working to occupy my overly driven mind 😁🤙

  • @helenabillie1143
    @helenabillie1143 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The first question (“What is windy in ancient Greek”) made me think about Cutebunny’s Greek Teacher video😁💜

  • @verisimiliar
    @verisimiliar ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Even the challenging ones are being passed easily since I have practiced REALLY much... 😂

  • @VentiChaiLatte
    @VentiChaiLatte ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YAYYY! Impossible or not I’m takin it! love the cognitive tests!!!

  • @itsjohnthomas
    @itsjohnthomas ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another day, another upload 👏

  • @southwestwifarm3516
    @southwestwifarm3516 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Somehow in this one I got ASMR triggers and anxiety at the same time 😂😂😂

  • @JasonFanelli
    @JasonFanelli ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alternate Title: "The Cognitive Test Administrator's Last Day Before Retirement"

  • @scottandrewhorne4655
    @scottandrewhorne4655 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I Have Just Had These Videos From This Wonderful Woman Recommended To Me By You Tube And Not Only Is This Woman Beautiful Her Asmr Is AMAZING X

  • @Tabbylover55
    @Tabbylover55 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg, such a funny ASMR video! I'm not falling asleep though, I'm too busy laughing so hard, so this is a most wonderful fail 😂

  • @CichyASMR
    @CichyASMR 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What a fantastic and relaxing voice!

  • @UltraSonic737
    @UltraSonic737 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Her: *puts up a complex math equation for one minute*7:22
    Her: "Can you tell me what the answer is?"
    Me: "Applesauce."
    Her: *writes down my answer* "Okay...perfect."
    I'm a genius. 🤓

  • @lucasthornton6794
    @lucasthornton6794 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagining the Being powerful enough to ace this test

  • @Nick_792
    @Nick_792 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Impossible you say? Well I say believe in the Impossible! 💪
    But then watch me fail this test!!🤣

  • @kewas_asmr
    @kewas_asmr ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn those questions... I find it so funny. Failed at the first one already :D I love the way you look at the camera after asking the question with the head nod like: "Now go you little stupid bi*ch"
    You literally are bullying me into sleep 😂

  • @ericc6820
    @ericc6820 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I needed to be humbled a bit so thank you

  • @elliotandrew3576
    @elliotandrew3576 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Being a classics major, I thought I had this in the bag after the first question. Oh boy we went downhill fast

  • @lordyhgm1801
    @lordyhgm1801 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The equation is the Erdös-Straus conjecture, it’s clearer when written as 4/n = 1/a + 1/b + 1/c as I spent a while trying figure out how you could have absolutes like that before recognising it and checking it was what I thought it was. The actual conditions are 1 =< a =< b =< c, since the solution will always 2 or greater.
    The easiest solution is a=1, b=2, c=2 which produces 4/n = 4/2, but the conjecture is something to do with there always being a positive interger solution. Maths TH-cam used to have a grip on me I swear

  • @intense_pickle
    @intense_pickle ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The calming, smooth, sultry British accent just makes you want to do whatever she says doesn't it...DOESN'T IT. :P

  • @carolynswiszczart
    @carolynswiszczart ปีที่แล้ว

    Tingles and laughter!

  • @roneteus
    @roneteus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. 😴

  • @billwilliams5352
    @billwilliams5352 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had to spell antidisestablishmentarianism for extra credit in 6th grade.

    • @christiannakruger
      @christiannakruger ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to spell hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia in sign language in 5th grade. I wish I was joking 😖🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @spitsmuis4772
    @spitsmuis4772 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lost it at "and the second word... without moving your lips" 😂

  • @Lucas-hh2rs
    @Lucas-hh2rs ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So that’s how Cognitive Screening Tests for general AIs are going to be ... LOL

  • @XYZeNxghtmxre
    @XYZeNxghtmxre ปีที่แล้ว

    I was like wait that equation looks familiar. It took me a minute to realize you pulled a sneaky sneaky 😂

  • @floverdevel
    @floverdevel ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect voice 👌🏻

  • @Logan.watches
    @Logan.watches ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My love, why did I feel like was hearing an AI sometimes? Btw you really made feel that I shouldve taken school & University more seriously. 😂 I love you as always.. ❤

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude how are you so naturally comforting? Even the way you blink makes me wanna relax and just fall asleep.

  • @charleswhite758
    @charleswhite758 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There is a fortune to be made by someone from opening a cranial nerve examination clinic on every high-street.

  • @Justin-gu9my
    @Justin-gu9my ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The „1 squared“ made the second equation way too complicated

  • @gmac673
    @gmac673 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beautiful woman with a soothing voice and a great accent. I think I'm in love!

  • @SUAVE_AMIGO-X
    @SUAVE_AMIGO-X ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you so much for the helpful relaxing enjoyable entertaining video!❤🥰

  • @MrPiotrV
    @MrPiotrV ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I neeeeeeed the answers to these questions!

  • @that1guy335
    @that1guy335 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Was this done in a single take?

  • @MorikaASMR
    @MorikaASMR ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Started out bad and didn't improve much! I definitely didn't pass this cognitive test 😂

  • @zawarudo6805
    @zawarudo6805 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah yes, who passes the test is now a Mentat

  • @wolffromthejungle3894
    @wolffromthejungle3894 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I found one word! Zealous. For examole, Dr Hastings is very zealous.

  • @martijn0797
    @martijn0797 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So... insomnia made me draw up a roster.. the man in the green house has the fish 😆

  • @KOS_Nova
    @KOS_Nova ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We should fear the person who gets a perfect score on this.

  • @knaussenheimer
    @knaussenheimer ปีที่แล้ว

    after only question 2, yep i'm gonna fail this

  • @accord9366
    @accord9366 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤗Thanks

  • @Josh-ol7jg
    @Josh-ol7jg ปีที่แล้ว

    I bet those are NICE

  • @P6009D
    @P6009D ปีที่แล้ว

    8:21 The answer in fractional form is (-734704/5) or in decimal form (-146940.8)

  • @MayaLove777
    @MayaLove777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You weren't lying when you said it's impossible lol

  • @NanoScream
    @NanoScream ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What is your answer?"
    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @vikramm5908
    @vikramm5908 ปีที่แล้ว

    failed because i couldn't focus on the lesson 😢😅 Beautiful hair btw, love this look ❤

  • @atticstattic
    @atticstattic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sometimes, all one can do is surrender to the impossible

  • @johnryan1386
    @johnryan1386 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG I feel so dumb, but the tingles! 😅

  • @MtlCstr
    @MtlCstr ปีที่แล้ว

    And I was worried this would be difficult.

  • @Hunt3r2k
    @Hunt3r2k ปีที่แล้ว

    WOW that was a tough one, almost didnt make it 😅

  • @blackhawk-kf8kq
    @blackhawk-kf8kq ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew the twilight ones. I'm surprised at how many people don't know them.

  • @jordanroby94
    @jordanroby94 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This actually put me to sleep LOL

  • @estellesstories7467
    @estellesstories7467 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Uproariously hilarious! Thank you.

  • @aaronjones198130
    @aaronjones198130 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Have as much faith in yourself as Charlette has in her shirt buttons!

  • @shanenolan5625
    @shanenolan5625 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks, Charlette. Ancient Greek 😆. Blue suits you.

  • @alphonso0077
    @alphonso0077 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wasn't going to let the resistance effect my tingles.

  • @StarWarsSurvivalist
    @StarWarsSurvivalist ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the shirt.

  • @jons2cool1
    @jons2cool1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm 7 minutes in and the only one I got right so far is the ancient greek for wind lol. Thank you Maryanne hahaha. The math equation I chatted with my AI on it for like 20 minutes lol. You have to know an algebraic identity for one step. You'd have to be very clever to solve it without help. Let alone in 60 seconds hahaha.

  • @ASMRMusings
    @ASMRMusings ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, I didn’t even comment last night when I watched it. I am so sorry! Big fail!! Haha thx for the vid!

  • @kbird6208
    @kbird6208 ปีที่แล้ว

    How on Earth did you do this with a straight face? I do know my geographical coordinates though!

  • @Wierdorob
    @Wierdorob ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think this test was written for Sherlock or Spencer Reid.

  • @ceno10101
    @ceno10101 ปีที่แล้ว

    Starting the video: I got this.
    After about 5 questions: I don't got this.

  • @sleepysweetart
    @sleepysweetart ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ma'am im dyslexic 😭✌ (thats why i wont even try but just sleep lol💖)

  • @JayMeasom
    @JayMeasom ปีที่แล้ว

    What is windy in ancient greek....... i was gone after that 😂

  • @wildbill7267
    @wildbill7267 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The answer is 42

  • @CardPlayingStrategies
    @CardPlayingStrategies ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't remember those 3 words. I'm still stuck on how you pronounce "controversy".

  • @DannysMyNanny
    @DannysMyNanny ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's the answer 7:20

  • @programmerdave9893
    @programmerdave9893 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zippers, zipping, zithers, zymurgy.

  • @SinSchism
    @SinSchism ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uh... |n=1| when n>2?

  • @John-tz2tx
    @John-tz2tx ปีที่แล้ว

    The man who drinks water owns the fish

  • @THEUNKNOWNTROOPER1399
    @THEUNKNOWNTROOPER1399 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This test was from the Fallout Universe! You really have to take your time and think through the process. But wow this was an interesting test.

  • @polocupp
    @polocupp ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice video

  • @MrRasta3600
    @MrRasta3600 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a cognitive test would be like in the perfect Meet the Robinsons future. 😂

  • @NetRolller3D
    @NetRolller3D ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else noticed the anticipation error in the tongue twister ("imazhinary" the 2nd time)?

  • @johndunlap1211
    @johndunlap1211 ปีที่แล้ว

    One does not often get to use their Koine Greek!

  • @Gorthour1
    @Gorthour1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got a perfect score on my first try! Still to easy lol.

    • @Gorthour1
      @Gorthour1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really haha. This one kicked my ass. Love your content, keep it coming!

  • @SexyHobo
    @SexyHobo ปีที่แล้ว

    My brain hurts!

  • @antekpiekutosky818
    @antekpiekutosky818 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beautiful clip ! ❤❤❤ perfect by clip .. asmr in office working - sorting and ripping old papers, documents your beautiful hands...Can You make that clip?

  • @Wxttsit
    @Wxttsit ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I indeed, did not pass

  • @jameslappin9896
    @jameslappin9896 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:30 I was wondering where that was going

  • @wildbill7267
    @wildbill7267 ปีที่แล้ว

    Would take the rain man to figure this out