Son, They Cancelled the Crusades

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  • @lokki9203
    @lokki9203 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    Father having an existential crisis from having no war to fight is hilarious.

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He could always declare war on Cousin Richard

    • @cliffordjackson3
      @cliffordjackson3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@isaackim7675 FACTS since cousin Richard is not doing much of anything these days😂.

    • @tanostrelok2323
      @tanostrelok2323 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Father is actually an Ork

    • @miloshpro5820
      @miloshpro5820 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Americans moment:

  • @rhykerwicks
    @rhykerwicks ปีที่แล้ว +374

    He actually added a shotgun to his inventory😂

    • @D.T.W.
      @D.T.W. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Best way to get a weapon in dungeons and dragons 😂

  • @theabyssalking1277
    @theabyssalking1277 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    You cannot cancel the holy crusades.

    • @henrywilson2136
      @henrywilson2136 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The crusades cancels you

    • @Wizard_Cat
      @Wizard_Cat ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@henrywilson2136 is this mother Russia

    • @henrywilson2136
      @henrywilson2136 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Wizard_Cat No it is how crusades work.

    • @NPC-bs3pm
      @NPC-bs3pm ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Wizard_Cat It is a precursor to the modern Russia as we know it. Russia just never stopped the relentless pursuit imposing ones holy will on the world.

    • @Wizard_Cat
      @Wizard_Cat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NPC-bs3pm ao it's Mother Jerusalem here, technically?

  • @ForlorneHounds
    @ForlorneHounds ปีที่แล้ว +415

    "I rolled a 20, everyone is catholic now"

    • @JozefZubor153
      @JozefZubor153 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Nice job I guess..."

    • @WyattSpain
      @WyattSpain ปีที่แล้ว +13

      amen

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jews who showed up to kill nazis: Oh yes, uh Praise the Prophet Jesus.

    • @Polskie573
      @Polskie573 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      sad

  • @SerPandemonium
    @SerPandemonium ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    The Bread Boys seem like the type of guys to dress up as crusaders and do skits on the internet.

  • @YellowPhosphorusDice
    @YellowPhosphorusDice ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Uncle just eating dice is the vibe I want to live by in the future

  • @zarcplus1381
    @zarcplus1381 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Father is using his moving time diagonally again. I didn’t think we would’ve seen it again

  • @theinnerhollow3006
    @theinnerhollow3006 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    And father has expressed the rage of every dnd player when they get a nat 1 with 100% accuracy

  • @barossoscruzados1028
    @barossoscruzados1028 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Uncle loves cat, Father loves shotguns, Son loves anime (nerd), now we need to see what Fathers Father loves

    • @ArnnFrost
      @ArnnFrost ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Justice.

    • @MistarSandMan
      @MistarSandMan ปีที่แล้ว +20

      cousin richard?

    • @DickWeinerUSA
      @DickWeinerUSA ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Crusades and crudite.

    • @nicolestimothy9921
      @nicolestimothy9921 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MistarSandMan his grandfather

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You see... thats the dark secret
      Father's Father... loved both god... and Anime...
      thats why he's so powerful

  • @firebrand723
    @firebrand723 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    As children, Uncle and father were forced to share a brain cell by grandfather.
    One day uncle stole it and never returned it to his brother.

    • @firebrand723
      @firebrand723 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uncles smart enough not to interact with son, I feel like father has gotten weaker as a result of son’s shenanigans

  • @anonimni1288
    @anonimni1288 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The thought that son is actualy trying to cher up father is so wholesome

  • @steelrehn4702
    @steelrehn4702 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    This reminds me of 6 year-old me on Encarta Kids reading about how the Crusades failed, and how I was apparently inconsolable after.

  • @THE_TOMCROWELL
    @THE_TOMCROWELL ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “I can’t wait to just sit here and watch my degeneracy anime all night.”
    - Son, 2023

  • @kingzelos6250
    @kingzelos6250 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The fact that son always dies never gets old

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Just when I was about to go to the Bread Boys channel, a notification appears.
    They’re too powerful…

  • @M4A1BestGirl
    @M4A1BestGirl ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Father is so OP he can't roll any number lower than 20 🤣🤣🤣

  • @imawaffle148
    @imawaffle148 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I was about to go play DND with my party in an hour or so, then this video comes out. Father’s become too powerful…

    • @davidgordillo6583
      @davidgordillo6583 ปีที่แล้ว

      My friends invited me to a long campaign, but I sadly had other plans and said “no”.

    • @DaveDenmark.
      @DaveDenmark. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He knows...
      RUN

  • @pirategoku6238
    @pirategoku6238 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Father has all luck 🍀 on his status to 100% getting 20s

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Don't you love it when Son forgets that Father can move through time Diagonally?

  • @brayenmorrison3199
    @brayenmorrison3199 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    NOOOOOOO
    Not the Crusaders.
    Bro had a long session.
    I took him a whole day to play.

  • @NievesTheWitch
    @NievesTheWitch ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Freaking Uncle is the best thing to happen to this channel lol

  • @sosiesoso3923
    @sosiesoso3923 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    As a D&D nerd, I cannot express to you how happy this video made me, two of my favourite things combined! Thank you for this!
    Also I can now imagine a proper like Bread Boys D&D campaign

    • @screaming_cat2007
      @screaming_cat2007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmmmm, after the final boss would be a great challenge

    • @pigeon9298
      @pigeon9298 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same, I liked them mention it and when I saw then actually owned the books I was so happy! And if they go deeper into the game they may get people interested and that would really help the community recover from the lost members from WoTC’s fuckery

    • @sosiesoso3923
      @sosiesoso3923 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pigeon9298 I know right! Honestly I love the idea of a Bread Boys campaign, and I feel like it really could help. They mentioned making a second channel in the community section for what isn't "regular content", maybe that's an idea for the second channel!

    • @pigeon9298
      @pigeon9298 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sosiesoso3923 I honestly see that happen, I suppose they like the game considering they own some of the books (unless they borrowed them) so why not make a bread boys themed mini campaign or something. Even if it's literally just 4 hours of father as a 20'th level character beating everyone's ass I'd still watch it

    • @deadly6studios922
      @deadly6studios922 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pigeon9298 I think Father would be a vengeance paladin, maybe devotion due to him being Christian or glory because TH-cam. Idk all I know is that I’d also love to watch it

  • @jmtthepixelmon16
    @jmtthepixelmon16 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Father is now depressed and so am I 😢

  • @SirEcuadorian
    @SirEcuadorian ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Father decided to max out luck in the tutorial

  • @mjlnirswrath9782
    @mjlnirswrath9782 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Everybody gangsta until Uncle rolls a D20

  • @Solaire233
    @Solaire233 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The father and son lore is expanding

  • @117nightslasher
    @117nightslasher ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love uncles character.

  • @Sp00kyeez
    @Sp00kyeez ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Father so powerful he can break the rules of the game but at the same time follow the rules

  • @theuglycat3538
    @theuglycat3538 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Dam i love these guys.

  • @thequalitycomedian7842
    @thequalitycomedian7842 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You know, I would ABSOLUTELY watch a DND game with you guys doing it. It sounds like it’d be absolute chaos and amazing at the same time.

  • @misterpootisbird5027
    @misterpootisbird5027 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When your grandpa’s funeral is on the same day as the clan war

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Add a shotgun to my inventory"
    Son then proceeded to regret his decision of adding a shotgun to Father's inventory.

  • @ladyoftheunknown2616
    @ladyoftheunknown2616 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Uncle is the most complex and mysterious character in the Bread Boys Universe.

  • @pirategoku6238
    @pirategoku6238 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Son has taste for watching the seven deadly sins 🙌👌

  • @cgt3704
    @cgt3704 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Its nice Son is trying to help Father after the Crusades were cancelled. And i like the inclusion of Uncle, it really completes the team

  • @blacktemplarbarachel3387
    @blacktemplarbarachel3387 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like uncles inclusions in episodes even if they are only minor they are still funny as hell

  • @mandalorian_sam
    @mandalorian_sam ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Uncle’s only dialogue should be “I got lumbago”

  • @SomeAsianArt
    @SomeAsianArt ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Uncle is just like me fr, staring to void of images of my cat

  • @Godblivion200
    @Godblivion200 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bro we need more of Uncle, Please let him stay with Son and Father

  • @Goldtiger142003
    @Goldtiger142003 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Uncle is my spirit animal.

  • @binary1045
    @binary1045 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That vine boom with the pistol was perfect

  • @darkmatter-mc5iv
    @darkmatter-mc5iv ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like these somewhat longer videos. Bigger story chunk.

  • @humanoidwolf
    @humanoidwolf ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Remember son your father has infinite power and ammo uncle

  • @Fiery-wave1
    @Fiery-wave1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:04 “LET ME FINISH” got me dying. 🤣

  • @oneoftheboyz1538
    @oneoftheboyz1538 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah yes, bread Boyz in dungeons and dragons, magnificent.

  • @nateorade1819
    @nateorade1819 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Uncle is now my favorite character.

  • @bob7zyx
    @bob7zyx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the tone of father was confused and disappointed when he said "you actually kicked him out"

  • @cybersige9190
    @cybersige9190 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I really want son and uncle to be friends...

  • @roboxgaming8355
    @roboxgaming8355 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the slight detail of the window changing from day to night implying uncle almost ate all the dice

  • @feralfry18
    @feralfry18 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    we must know why uncle is obsessed with cats

    • @thedraftingax5963
      @thedraftingax5963 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @madameghostie
      @madameghostie ปีที่แล้ว

      Because cat

    • @feralfry18
      @feralfry18 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@madameghostie perhaps that is the answer

    • @AbheekIsSuper
      @AbheekIsSuper 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Father's father left Uncle at Egypt and there were cats there which caused Uncle to be obsessed with Cats

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *Players:* "I want to go back to the original OGL (legal stuff that made D&D fun for everybody)."
    *Hasbro:* "Okay, roll for it."
    *Father has entered the chat*
    *Hasbro:* "WOAH, WAIT, you can't just bring in a ringer!"

  • @stevethemc2611
    @stevethemc2611 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Uncle is the GOAT!!! Lol!

  •  ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy crusaders: Shotguns are unbreakable!

  • @tonyfuentes6104
    @tonyfuentes6104 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Father and Son bonding: Bread Boys edition

  • @D.T.W.
    @D.T.W. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Son literally call the land "Ballsville" lol 🤣

  • @ronoc9
    @ronoc9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm on a roll".
    Did Father just make his first ever Dad joke?

  • @Iron_Hiro
    @Iron_Hiro ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’d actually love to watch/listen to the Bread Bois play DND!It’s a really great game,one of My favorites of all time!

  • @ogorekcyfrowywdupiekota
    @ogorekcyfrowywdupiekota ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think that Uncle vs Grandfather fight would be the most world-tearing event in this universe

  • @banishedpest115
    @banishedpest115 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That slight chuckle at the dice going behind the fridge. All according to the script XD

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Crusades: cancelled for the ninth time
    Reconquista: *Allow me to introduce myself*

  • @sassy_shrimp
    @sassy_shrimp ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:08 son`s face in the window

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    father has become more vulnerable and open ever since many things.

  • @jokigaming2663
    @jokigaming2663 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If you go on 2:08 you can actually see Son's face in the window for a second

    • @Kek_Jenkins
      @Kek_Jenkins ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Y are there people like you seeing EVERYTHING where did you guys get those super powers

    • @KrisMainYT
      @KrisMainYT ปีที่แล้ว

      It's actually very genius of you

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:10
    Holy knights?
    Find other sins?
    Is-is son watching an attempt at Anime to be holy?
    IT'S FINALLY TRYING TO JOIN THE HOLINESS

  • @julianshepperdSOAOBR
    @julianshepperdSOAOBR ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This should be renamed to: Son, What’s Dungeons and Dragons

  • @plcinto4042
    @plcinto4042 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:07 The balls of that guy in the window to be imitating son like that.

  • @tristanhand2358
    @tristanhand2358 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love d&d and this is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

  • @KingRexLego
    @KingRexLego ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Son should try to teach him Warhammer 40k and get him to go on a crusade as the Black Templars

  • @aidensavickas9227
    @aidensavickas9227 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We need a full video just inside the mind of uncle.

  • @Chris.EP.95
    @Chris.EP.95 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Father has Luck 10. This is why he is overpowered.

  • @musicmanmatt1995
    @musicmanmatt1995 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uncle snacking on dice like popcorn. 🤣

  • @OlympicBingoPlayer
    @OlympicBingoPlayer ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I saw Son's real face in the window and I can now confirm that he doesn't wear the helmet while recording.

  • @rhettsalsbury9394
    @rhettsalsbury9394 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Father becomes a god in DND

  • @RJ-qh3iy
    @RJ-qh3iy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uncle has been traumatized by the crusades

  • @ApacheAttackHelo
    @ApacheAttackHelo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love these skits so much I made a human fall flat skin of a crusader. I know it's not much but they always cheer me up.

  • @cohenvale6342
    @cohenvale6342 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:42
    "Cat"

  • @VarangianGuard13
    @VarangianGuard13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So.ehow, I just had a suspicion that someone was going to eat some dice... Delicious shiny math rocks.

  • @DETERMINATION355
    @DETERMINATION355 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Them: cancelles the crucades
    Uncle and father: WELL TIME TO RESTART THE CRUSADES

  • @Zanavor
    @Zanavor ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh sweet D&D. I'd love to see them play that in a stream lol. (The map of waterdeep is what they were rolling on btw for people who don't know)

  • @glacialrelic7878
    @glacialrelic7878 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would fucking love to see a bread boys d&d game, or at least more d&d skits

  • @Pikog777
    @Pikog777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:52 "I want my character to have a shotgun!"
    YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO HAVE A 250 LB ZWEIHANDER!!??!??!?!?

  • @jpfyt
    @jpfyt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    uncle is the mood.

  • @Odelloly
    @Odelloly ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want father in my dnd team now

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe Father became Captain America from Avengers: Age of Ultron

  • @littlecookie1138
    @littlecookie1138 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They cancelled the crusades!?
    "No, that`s not true, that`s impossible. NOOOOOO!" - The Crusaders

  • @anonymousxiii4780
    @anonymousxiii4780 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i can imagine Father’s father being there as well.

  • @scotttipton5765
    @scotttipton5765 ปีที่แล้ว

    All the jump cuts are just father teleporting them and son has just gotten so used to it that he just doesn't question it

  • @doswallo
    @doswallo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I once rolled four natural 20s in a row in D&D. My friends legitimately questioned if I was using a loaded die.

  • @AaronHuntington
    @AaronHuntington ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have never been more proud son!

  • @alexalcazar1508
    @alexalcazar1508 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don’t you worry about father guys, they’ve just announced The Crusades 2 coming soon.

  • @timmylangford8633
    @timmylangford8633 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love dnd man just trying to get a couple more people into our online paid sessions is sorta hard anyhow great videos again

  • @darkclem2531
    @darkclem2531 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "there was a dragon-"
    "I kill'd the dragon :D"
    "LET ME FUCKING FINISH"

  • @pacmat40
    @pacmat40 ปีที่แล้ว

    uncle eating dice silently is the best thing i saw

  • @dragonriderabens9761
    @dragonriderabens9761 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Uncle would be happy to know there is a race that is a cat person
    maybe...depends on if he's into those kinds of cats or not
    if not, there are cat familiars
    and druids can shape change into cats, both big killer ones and the kind he constantly likes to stare at

  • @wearsjorge55
    @wearsjorge55 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Why did you bring uncle" to remind the audience he's still around

  • @Ipad-cz5py
    @Ipad-cz5py 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:43 i like how uncle goes afk when he watches cats and dogs😂

  • @yahoo4244
    @yahoo4244 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys should do a video where father brings mother back to life

  • @Protestant_Paladin440
    @Protestant_Paladin440 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I rolled a 20, everyone is ___" this is guaranteed in every D&D game

  • @Halo56782
    @Halo56782 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uncle is an enigma

  • @test-MCMXCIX
    @test-MCMXCIX ปีที่แล้ว +1

    aw man, the crusades have been cancelled