I work 10 hours a day, 4 days a week dealing with customers on the phone, very stressful. THANK you Jeff and to the whole gang for FivePD videos! With a little cannabis, watching these videos is laughter therapy for me. Again, big thanks!
Fact: the new dispach system was put in place when Sarge was promoted to Lieutenant. Fact # 2: Since crime rate is at the lowest when there is no trace of crime it was an easy promotion. Really a fun episode again Jeff. Good job to you and the gang.
0:30 Imagine while waiting at a red light, you see two cops doing burnouts and trying to race each other 8-10 seconds later... Jeff: *switches on his lights and sirens* "127, I'm trying to pull over a vehicle. He's trying to race me right now." 😂🤣
The Camaro Situation Was Absolute Gold. The Comedy Turned Intensity. Then All Of It Paired With The FivePD Gun Sounds. This Was All Fucking Sick. Good Shit Fellas
@@sandwichbreath0 I actually worked during that one, but these ones this year. Nope! Been following Jeff on and off for about 5 years here if not more!
Jeff yelling into the mic always makes me laugh. Wish he would bring back the Stoner Steve Price character he did a few years ago. That's the funniest character ever.
“Don’t taze me bro!” 7:30 am on the west coast here and I couldn’t stop laughing. “Pull your pants up” That was incredibly funny. Jeff doing the Cookie Monster after getting tazed. Great job guys
This was freaking great I enjoyed that alot and had me cracking tf up 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the dispatch conversation was the funniest thing ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep up the great work much love to you and the boys have a good one take care god bless and I will see ya on the next one catch ya later alligator
I was absolutely waiting for Jeff's POV!! The yelling is hilarious 😂🤣🤣 Jeff's always doing the best voice overs for his characters!!! Love the content as usual 🤙🏿🤙🏿✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
Laughed my ASS off! All the cops tasing him at one time while shouting: YOUR GONNA GET TASED!!!!! STOP RESISTING!!!! SIR, YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED!!!!! Super Hilarious!!!
When Ryan called dispatch and asked if it were 911, it would have been hilarious if Jeff would've said ; "No, this is dispatch. Please hold, while we transfer your call." *waiting music, phone rings, Zach Answers* "Hello, this is Edna with 911 thank you for calling" 🤣🤣🤣
I watched " Dammit Dave " play ATS . I can't stop laughing and shouting at the phone helping him . I would love to be able to have the game on a computer to play but I don't know anything about what all I would need . In the basic game are you able to have a 3rd axle to help so I can pull heavy loads . Thanks for your time .. Have a great day and weekend . From Hot eastern Kansas .
23:57 my dad used to own an Iroc-Z just like that but a drunk driver crashed into it totaling the car when i was 6 or 7 im 15 now i miss riding in the car it was awesome and my dad had them T-tops
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This dispatch conversation is the funniest thing I've ever heard from the boys
LOL it was funny for sure
Dispatch to all dispatch!
@@sandwichbreath0 RUN😅
I'd also love to see more of Jeff's hold songs those are hilarious
Straight cancer
Ryan, very quietly after the 911 call:
“… where’s the survey..?”
We need a counter for the amount of times Zack has said “Oh, you can’t say that”
The Jeff facecam makes these videos 100% better, being able to see his reactions
Who is behind Jeff on the left though..?
13:14
Zach: "Put your hands up. Get your pants off"
Everyone: 😧
😂 🤣
14:27
Laurel & Hardy tazing each other back there! 🤦♂️ 😂 🤣
I didn't see that coming!
I work 10 hours a day, 4 days a week dealing with customers on the phone, very stressful. THANK you Jeff and to the whole gang for FivePD videos! With a little cannabis, watching these videos is laughter therapy for me. Again, big thanks!
Anytime! Customer service can be rough, I used to do it!
"He's pulling him over for what?"
"Turn down for what?"
lmaoo
1:36
When Jeff yell in the mic I start to laugh it to funny😂😂😂😂
Zach: "Get your pants off - up!"
Hahahaha
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This guy must really be exuding something
TAZER TAZER TAZER!!!!!!😂😂😂
Funniest video I’ve ever seen from you guys and that’s quite the impressive feat!
Fact: the new dispach system was put in place when Sarge was promoted to Lieutenant.
Fact # 2: Since crime rate is at the lowest when there is no trace of crime it was an easy promotion.
Really a fun episode again Jeff. Good job to you and the gang.
0:30
Imagine while waiting at a red light, you see two cops doing burnouts and trying to race each other
8-10 seconds later...
Jeff: *switches on his lights and sirens*
"127, I'm trying to pull over a vehicle. He's trying to race me right now." 😂🤣
"So what are we doing today, Dave?"
That probably means chaos and mishaps or something along those lines 😂🤣
🤣🤣
“WHERES THE KNIFE?”
I’m crying lmao
What I look forward to every Thursday morning - thank you again! "Perps figure out how to go on and can't figure out how to get off!" - Classic!
Get your pants off?!!! That's a new level of Five PD!! OMG this episode had my side hurting from laughing so hard! Bravo you guys!
This series are so hilarious 😄 Always enjoyed this. The dispatch waiting music, sergeant, sreaming; STOP RERESISTING! Etc.. Jeff at it’s finest imo! 😁
Dave you something else always with the non sirens Constantly running
"404 is hanging out at the gas station."
"Hey 404? Can you get me some donuts at the gas station? Thanks!" 🤣
Almost spewed up my dinner with uncontrolled laughter from all the tasering!!!
The Camaro Situation Was Absolute Gold. The Comedy Turned Intensity. Then All Of It Paired With The FivePD Gun Sounds. This Was All Fucking Sick. Good Shit Fellas
The episodes with you guys goofing off are the best!
Dealing with yet another lockdown here, these FivePD eps make all the difference each week. Thanks for the constant laughs, Jeff!
I assume i've found fellow Victorian......
@@MrOutofcontrolvideos Yep, ha. I actually discovered Jeff's channel during our epic 4-month one.
@@sandwichbreath0 I actually worked during that one, but these ones this year. Nope!
Been following Jeff on and off for about 5 years here if not more!
Good morning Jeff. Thanks for yet another upload. MSFS, FivePD, ATS, wonderful content.
Imagine telling a random dispatcher that you love them 😂🤣
Jeff yelling into the mic always makes me laugh. Wish he would bring back the Stoner Steve Price character he did a few years ago. That's the funniest character ever.
👍🏽👍🏽
He's brought it back a few times
yeah, the psyco cop!
never forghetti lisa spaghetti...
Watch ‘The price family runs’ I think the video is called from 1 or 2 months ago
My god, I love this channel. You guys are the best.
22:49
Red 3rd Gen Camaro 5.7 TPI...yeah that guy's definitely gonna have a mullet!!! 😂 🤣
....23:02
And i was correct!😂 🤣
As in... what, a *1991 Chevrolet Camaro Z/28 LT1?*
“Don’t taze me bro!” 7:30 am on the west coast here and I couldn’t stop laughing.
“Pull your pants up”
That was incredibly funny. Jeff doing the Cookie Monster after getting tazed. Great job guys
“You’re a Type R fan, aren’t you?”
“No. I’m more into birds.”
16:00 dave genuinly asks "how did he die? *gets tased 276 times*
Keep up the great job Jeff
Another classic! The content is funny enough but seeing your reaction and enjoyment in the webcam makes it so much better! Love watching these.
I'm only three minutes in and I'm already dying 😂 exactly the video I needed today! Keep it up Jeff!
Ryan's laugh lol 😭😭😂😂😂
Just as i was gonna go to bed jeff brings out some gta content
Love your vids as always
Loved it Jeff, hilarious to watch as always!
Glad Ryan finally showed up!
Only thing missing is NorthernAlex
@@kaitospence18 yeah, it’s because he got a full time job and is focusing on vlogs more then gaming ;(
@@kaitospence18 rip pooper trooper, it’s unbelievable alright
Jeff doing waiting music for dispatch calls is very Michael Winslow Police Academy-esque
This is too funny!!! Love the video as always Jeff.
This was freaking great I enjoyed that alot and had me cracking tf up 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the dispatch conversation was the funniest thing ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep up the great work much love to you and the boys have a good one take care god bless and I will see ya on the next one catch ya later alligator
I love you Jetpack Man!!!!
How many dispatchers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they send 4 police officers to taze it for resisting electrons.
That first pursuit was next level funny
"Good thing we aren't getting shot in the face"
*Gets shot in the face*
Jeff yelling in the microphone making all those noises makes the funny even funnier😂😂
Lmaaaooo the dispatch waiting song kills me everytime 🤣
Get your pants off out of nowhere had me 😂😂😂😂
"We tried to answer that 911 call... uh uh uuuh... the old lady did at the dispatch center" 😂
That's the guy who got ducktaped to his seat on Frontier Airlines yesterday! Tase him!
I love how most of the episode y'all pursue each other instead of the perp. LOL Keep up the great work!
Don't ever give these guys taser's they will just play with them lol 🤣🤣
Any episode with a facecam will be epic🙌🏾
I absolutely love this FivePd episode!!! I laughed so hard with the hold music!😂😂
Love the new intro so what are we doing dave!! 😂
Talk about going off the rails quick! Lol
Absolutely hilarious episode, also please bring back cinnamon the super k9
"Where's the survey?" 😂
20:11 friendly fire
I was absolutely waiting for Jeff's POV!! The yelling is hilarious 😂🤣🤣 Jeff's always doing the best voice overs for his characters!!! Love the content as usual 🤙🏿🤙🏿✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
5:12 I lost it “HEY PUT THAT OUT”
Do more LSPDFR Videos Their Awesome
4:29 the pseudo beatbox "on hold" music was excellent.
The best episode so far!
Jeff, you must do another one of these... This is my 4th time watching this video because of your antics... Priceless!
Deep dish style. Like in the Chicago, Pennsylvanias
All of the serious patrols should be in that dispatch sound effect.. Makes it sound so realistic
“What are we doing Dave?!”
“We are policing”
🤣🤣
I still don't get why that's funny, explain?
Well, it shows Dave's finally got a hold of the basics...
It's only taken him about 14 months...
🤣I love your trooper voice. It's so accurate
I think this has to be wildest episode yet 😂😂😂
Mannn. Haven't heard a daaahammmit daaaave in a while. Kinda disappointed 😂😂😂. Y'all did Ryan so wrong but so right at the same time. Thanks Jeff.
Lights green go👏👏
My cheeks hurt from laughing so much!
Can't wait for u guys to do a Five PD episode for gta 6!
Love you guys always ask Dave what your doing today 😂
Ryan takes off after being tazed, then pulls over to be tazed again. Probably figured it's funnier this way, than doing the police chase.
Setup tour ??
Couldn’t wait for the gang to get back
TASER TASER TASER
[20:27] ☠ *"Betrayal!/Betrayed!"* ☠
- *Multiplayer announcer (Jeff Steitzer),* "Halo" series (2001-present).
I was bored browsing tiktok and remembered today was Thursday and that is Five PD day! Thanks for the upload !
Laughed my ASS off! All the cops tasing him at one time while shouting: YOUR GONNA GET TASED!!!!! STOP RESISTING!!!! SIR, YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED!!!!! Super Hilarious!!!
Grate video jeff
I love how Jeff’s guy just turns into the Batman when they have the tasers out
When Ryan called dispatch and asked if it were 911, it would have been hilarious if Jeff would've said ;
"No, this is dispatch. Please hold, while we transfer your call."
*waiting music, phone rings, Zach Answers*
"Hello, this is Edna with 911 thank you for calling" 🤣🤣🤣
Just love it.. a "guy smoking inside the store" and all the cops high tail it lights and sirens about a buck ten down the road lmao
Ummm...Jeff are you serge, ya know the Seargent?
🤣 14:01 🙃
Beatboxing is the LSPD waiting music now 😂😂😂😂
it was chaos man!!!
I've really come to enjoy these weekly doses of utter chaos and destruction.
I can’t stop laughing 😂 damn there goes my soda 🤣🤣🤣
The radio traffic is 👌
The Keystone Cops are at it again . They should go to the " Beeech ? " lol. I needed to watch the video a few times to get all the conversations .
I watched " Dammit Dave "
play ATS . I can't stop laughing and shouting at the phone helping him .
I would love to be able to have the game on a computer to play but I don't know anything about what all I would need .
In the basic game are you able to have a 3rd axle to help so I can pull heavy loads . Thanks for your time .. Have a great day and weekend . From Hot eastern Kansas .
You guys just love putting Dave on the spot 😆😆.. it's hilarious lol..
Where’s Alex been?
Cant wait to get home from work, best thing about Thursday!!! :O)
from 13.03 to 13.27 i died laughing so hard lmao great video!!!!!!!
23:57 my dad used to own an Iroc-Z just like that but a drunk driver crashed into it totaling the car when i was 6 or 7 im 15 now i miss riding in the car it was awesome and my dad had them T-tops
Loved it!!