25 - Breath Mints, Bougie Beds & Big Promposals

💀✨ We Said Yes to Emo Prom (And Other Unhinged Decisions) ✨💀
Sarah & Erika are back with another episode filled with sarcasm, tangents, and chaos-per usual. This week, we discuss:
🎨 Sarah’s deep (and slightly bankrupting) love for Thomas Kinkade’s Disney collection.
💅 Erika getting got by TikTok Shop (again).
💃 A wild night out, featuring a muscular man with offensive breath.
🐶 Daisy the stinky, crusty, but beloved dog.
🎤 The official promposal: Erika asks Sarah to EMO PROM (cue the Taking Back Saturday soundtrack).
📸 Sarah’s master plan to infiltrate the indie book world with an AI photo booth.
💔 Ghosting men and their tragic comebacks.
Buckle up, because it’s an episode filled with love, regret, and eyeliner choices we won’t be repeating from 2008.
🖤 Tits up, let’s do this. 🖤
Oh, and don’t forget about Lit & Libations in Kansas City on Saturday, May 10th! 🍷✨ Come celebrate the power of women, sip something amazing, and laugh about how the patriarchy still doesn’t stand a chance. Cheers to defiance and trailblazing! 🌟
Last, but not least important, thing to note: Join our Discord server! We send out info about the book club, latest updates, and a pets section that we’re so, so excited for - come join the fun! linktr.ee/unde...
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