Destiny 2: Marry / F / Kill (ft. MynameisByf)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 พ.ค. 2024
- I tricked everyone's favorite Lore Daddy, MynameisByf, into playing a Destiny 2 Raid/Dungeon Boss version of "F, Marry, Kill" 😅 He was a really good sport about it, AND I actually learned a lot. (Originally was gonna be 'smash or pass' but this is better)
For more lore, check out @MynameisByf !
00:00 - Intro
00:57 - Emperor Calus
02:01 - Atraks-1
03:44 - Rhulk
05:17 - Nezarec
06:26 - Oryx, The Taken King
07:59 - Ir Anûk and Ir Halak (Oryx's Daughters)
08:29 - Gahlran
10:02 - Crota
10:59 - Ir Yût, the Deathsinger
11:29 - Shuro Chi
13:05 - Atheon
13:35 - The Witness
15:20 - Taniks
16:05 - Golgoroth
16:36 - Aksis, Archon Prime
17:56 - Riven
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This turned out to be surprisingly educational and wholesome LOL shoutout to Byf! th-cam.com/channels/QZFAQPTQtrFrTu6Hb4vwsw.html
Wait, for oryx's daughters he said kill one marry the other, not f one marry the other
Aksis MAY have a god complex and questionable free will, but hear me out, siva can be programmed to take on any shape imaginable.
I hate we're going but i love it at the same time@@hamsterpixel
Byf in regards to Riven - "I can fix her"
the rivan wifu image at the end got me laughing hahahaha
You will NOT see heaven for that thumbnail
Denied from God’s kingdom
Can’t lie that arch go crazy tho
It's worrying that I did NOT notice that til I read your comment 😂😂😂
He ain't even gonna see hell. He's gonna be tossed straight into the void of purgatory and nothingness
I need it as my background on everything
We were discussing the idea in a discord call before Byf showed up… the awkward silence when Byf immediately figured out why Fallout “needed” him was so freaking funny.
Archibald f/m/k list when?
Priceless XD
Love to see that
It was like I'd just walked in on a confessional at a church... Now I think I can see why...
@@MynameisByf hard luck
byf learned he was here to fuck raid bosses and took it as seriously as any lore video, what a treasure this man is
Fallout asked the LoreDaddy F/M/K and got lore accurate answers.
😂
*Fallout brings this thumbnail into existence*
*The Traveler has abandoned the system*
🤣
Rasputin died for nothing. The Traveler has already passed Andromeda. It's never coming back.
The Whirlwind is now explained)
Traveler left for a reason
"This is a clean F situation." - Byf 💀💀
I want to like this... But currently the like count is sitting at 69 and I can't bring myself to ruin that
the amount of eye contact I can have with riven is crazy
The wishes too
The bones too @@lachydragneel
Underrated comment right here
How about her ability to do whatever kinda voice she wants?
Atrax is just. Yeah I'm not even remotely surprised we had this much art on hand
shes so fine tho
She got 4 arms, multiple copies of herself and she can fight. It's not even a question
Byf's point about Atrax-1's clone ability is actually a plot point in Altered Carbon....
Pretty sure Nezarec would stop the second he realised you enjoyed the pain; he's there for the suffering caused by pain, not the pain itself.
I'm still pissed that Netflix cancelled altered carbon
@@INBCPC1994 I gave up on it halfway through Season 1; I couldn't get past the changes to Kovacs's back story. I'd read all three books well before the Netflix series, so I knew how badly those series changes were gonna f*** up the story from book 3.
He would f all the atrackes
@@INBCPC1994same but also s2 was ass so maybe it wasn't so bad, but s1 is one of my favourite seasons of a tv show i've seen
Me: puts on Rhianna
Nezarec: deuces, im out.
The fact that Byf didn't even hesitate after hearing the subject... 😂
5:58 is pure gold, the dancing paired with a horrific story from the lore sends me
I got the moves
@@nezarecdiscipleofthewitnes3823
You indeed do
You telling Rhulk your problems.
Rhulk: That sounds hard. That sounds really hard.
18:48, Riven got recontextuatilised by Season of the Wish, she has become something that rhyme's with widow's silk
*Widowmilf*
What the fuck 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
I love the running with a new category of “kill it. Kill it with fire. In the vex network.”
Don't forget that Riven, like all Ahamkara, is a shapeshifter. So you can marry her, _and_ have her turn into Golgoroth
Also, absolutely would with Aksis. I want to see what SIVA can do down there.
WHY?
@@jacobpinson2834 because more tentacles~
@@jacobpinson2834 is that some kind of trick question?
@@cooldudeninja0219 ☠️
I see Ghalr on the timstamps and I don’t think I’m mentally prepared for Byf’s answer.
Nothing happened on r/destinycirclejerk regarding a ghalran cosplay
@@Shaisabrec what gahlran cosplay? Nothing of that sort happened at r/destinycirclejerk
There is no war in ba sing se
@@Shaisabrec what-?
@@Flamme-Sanabinothing 😁
This man didn't put Savathun on the list because he KNEW she would've be an easy Yes.
Well, she's never (directly) been a dungeon or raid boss... Maybe next year we can get a Seasonal Story Antagonist version where Savathûn gets pitted against Lakshmi-2 and Eramis....
@@IainG10 Lakshmi's dead
@@MidKnightXMBI would revive her to kill her again... an unholy number of times...
@@reminiscentecho2442 same, gonna pull a saint-14 on her
@@reminiscentecho2442 An endless cycle she must suffer.
Atraks: CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCHHH YEOOOOOOOOWWWCHHH
She bited my peepnis YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
Solution: EXO COCK
you did not..
Pump up those clank counts, I'm gonna put down a radiance before we start.
@@yasininn76 oh nahhhh💀💀💀
New video title “Byf decides which boss to FMK with facts and logic”
You are not seeing the pearly gates of heaven for that Atraks segment
And you're not seeing the fun part of hell if you don't understand why she's an instant smash
Who better to play f, marry, kill than someone that probably knows the characters better than they know themselves
I like how Byf didn't even blink when you brought up the topic.
April fools was probably not too long away at the time of recording, it wouldn’t be too hard to figure it out from there
I don't think you tricked Byf at all. As a matter of fact, I think he tricked you into doing a video on a topic he always wanted to cover
Oh dear lord
Atheon already has a harem of harpies, they follow him out, no other Vex around.
Also, you wonder why Wyverns are half Harpy-half Minotaur?
Rhulk is a sociopath. I totally see kill on that. I didn't see the marry on Orex coming. Love Byf. Learn something new everyday.
Byf was so chill about this, this was great, would love to see this kind of video again with some more down to earth characters like npcs not bosses
Riven taking the form of Mara, enough said....
I see you lol but this makes it way too easy 😆
@@toddriehle7675 your not wrong, tho courting a wish dragon is far from easy... But if you could, theoretically she could be anything you wish...
@@anthonyrizzo2891 well when you get into it further like that I’m sure it wouldn’t be. I just meant as far as taking the form of Mara, I’m sure for most people the choice of fk/marry/kill automatically knocks one of those choices off the list 😆
@@toddriehle7675 entirely true, but like a wish dragon I don't play games fairly lol 😆😆😆
nah, riven is hot as she is coward
Now you should do F/marry/kill with vendors
The absolute Discord I feel when hearing Byf's voice while also seeing his face is something I'll never get over.
That’s kinda disrespectful
Well then. That thumbnail is something.
i am NOT complaining
8:31 Gahlran bringing a whole new meaning to GjallarHORN.
Go to JAIL, Fallout. Honestly, this was super fun! Respect to Byf for being a good sport and playing along USING LORE LOGIC. 10/10, this is the best kind of April Fool's Day content.
Not only did he go along with it, he gave you insanely well thought out answers.
okay but with atheon splitting the timestream i think there's some real potential there for some *crazy* fuck situations.
i think taniks has a decent explanation for marry; hes *incredibly* driven. like you think about the amount of times hes come back just to try and kill us is pretty impressive. the whole "haha he has no house hes homeless" is silly, but ultimately it just means he doesnt prescribe to the house system of the fallen. with him being a mercenary, it would make it a little harder to tell if he'd be loyal, since his "loyalties" are to whoever pays the highest, but still. the amount of times he comes back would make him a reliable booty call, at the least. it'd take a more emotional talk to decide if he'd be ready to settle, which is pretty up in the air.
riven would be a marry, no hesitation after this season. she's incredibly dedicated to family, you see that with taranis, and her brood especially. when it comes to ensuring her eggs survive she refuses to budge an inch until every single one is accounted for. not to mention she talks about how she's sort of unshackled from the ahamkara nature of the rat race, as byf brought up, she's much less inclined to be cruel. she even says so in the final mission of the season to mara; essentially "think of what we couldve built if you had treated me as an equal, we could've been friends." i think as she is end of season of the wish, if she was not dead, she wouldve made an incredibly caring partner. i mean, not to mention youd have a fucking wish dragon in your corner, with her not needing to rely on twisting wishes to feed i think you could get away with a LOT in the way of making silly wishes both to feed her and benefit yourself, that other ahamkara in her position might abuse.
Bro wrote a whole book on the subject
@@gehrigmichael8166 im passionate about the raid bosses i want to fuck
I am demanding that Aztecross must do a react on this one. This is one of my favorite videos, brother!
Well done, sir!
Judging by that fantastic thumbnail, looks like someone's seen a sexy Tifa statue..lol
We need more of this. I hate April Fools videos most of the time but because you're not pranking me with a video I don't care to watch, I'm happy and wanna watch.
The overall seriousness from the get go just made this so much better, I salute both of you for keeping (to the best of your ability) a straight face throughout this video.
Man, I sure do love watching two dudes talk about raid bosses in the context of smash/marry/kill/throw into the vex network/emotional support friend
Also, it was right there Byf! You had the chance to call Fallout a Virg for needing your help for this because of his lack of knowledge in the field
I love how thought out the answers he gives are lol
This was incredible! The casual conversations, mixed with amazing lore, intertwined with a FMK game was a full meal! Keep up the great work!
Byf took this far more seriously than any of us deserved. Out here breaking down the… brAss tax…
You made alot of rhulk fans happy with that thumbnail.
(Im a rhulk fan :3 )
That thumbnail is absolute insanity 😭
We NEED a part 2
This needs to be a series, i need to know what all of the other big creators would pick
That last image at the end I nearly choked on my food laughing 😅😂
The goal with Riven is how many different moans per session you can get, and if you're a real one, you get all 1000
We all KNOW somewhere in the D2 universe there is a guardian who used the 1000 voice's mouth of the barrel for something else.
That Shuro Chi joke at 11:29 was comedy GOLD! 🤣🔥
Love love loved this video! By is such a good sport for approaching this in such a genuine way 🤣
Okay but the lore discussion is actually legitimately amazing
The video we have all been waiting for. And the Thumbnail, S++ Tier. 6/9 would watch again and again
I didn't know I needed this video and honestly shout-out to byf for going all in.
Love Byf for playing into it. And bringing in the lore!
Thank you for giving me the proof I needed that riven is the best wifu in destiny 2 for all my lfg arguments
This was sooo much better and in depth than I was expecting. Byf was perfect.
The only meta choices for maximum emotional DPS are: bone Crota, marry his dad, and have the Vanguard kill his sisters to make sure Oryx only provides for all the little Witches and Knights he's going to give you...
I'm only in 3 minutes and this is the most interesting and reasoned FMK I've ever seen. Take me now Lore Daddy!
Ngl nezarec kinds got everything, personality, a great body and strong sense of goals and direction. The perfect man.
>personality
he is insane
@@dankerbell I know, soooo dreamy😏
clearly the witness has a high capacity for commitment and would be an excellent life long partner. even if said life is only 5 minutes long
This shit is hilarious, and some of the best D2 content I've seen in a long time. It's up there with Byf's power ranking raid bosses by lore video.
This video was freaking phenomenal guys 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I agree with everything and i need that thumbnail as all my backgrounds lol
This has made my day at work 10 times better. Ggs fallout and byf
Lmfaoooo this video is the greatest thing ive seen in recent memory 😂
I love this I gotta love how you tricked him it's amazing
Oryx is the kind of marriage you enter where at first he's the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, and instead of becoming "human" again, he just becomes a more wholesome version of the Beast as you guys continue to talk about the struggles of raising delinquent children.
i appreciate the extended Rhulk Lore dump in the middle of everything
This needs to be a series
We need a non-raid/dungeon boss version! Mara, Savathiccc, Hawthorne, Holiday, etc...🙏
Kill mara, smash savathun, thrown Hawthorne into the vex network, marry Amanda. EASY
10:30 Crota had a good enough relationship with his spouse, Omnigul, such that when she got harassed by Lokaar, he chased her across the cosmos all the way back to Oryx.
This is definitely a 10/10 video!
10/10 collab, I'm here for it.
Fallout and byf give the late night gaming vide
The "oh god" at the end killed me
The thumbnail glorious
The fact he was immediately on board
What a day, to find my two favorite Destiny content creators in one hilariously educational video!
Love how KILL slowly transforms into "Throw into the vex network..."
leave it to byf to have have the most emotionally intellegent F/M/K discussion I've ever heard
this is so freaking funny omg XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD good work people! 🤣
Byff just talking is so calming
HAHA cracked me up with this one. The most entertaining video I've watched in a while.. well done
Ok.. this is pure gold.. Wow. Byf’s looks that he directs at Fallout are awesome.
lol ffs thx for the lols before bed haha
love your work
Next video idea: most waifu esque raid bosses with Cammy 😂
Next all the allies! Great vid
This was a surprisingly informative video of actual legit lore… i loved this
Thumbnail nearly made me spit out my drink, and I don't even have a drink.😂
I didn't know I needed this vid
Yo. I thought this was a goof video, but damn my man took this seriously. I love this guy
I spent a solid minute staring at that thumbnail
Hilarious video dude
You gotta love the seriousness of lord lore daddy’s answers
I enjoyed this surprisingly more than i expected.
You are a genius and this should have been for valentines
This is Destiny content collab greatness!
now we need one for every boss in the game.