Darren you were definitely ill, not eating! Take care mate, nice to still see you smiling through it.❤ I buy blankets, use, wash and put away then see one that say’s ultra warm and then buy it. Help Darren.
We had no signal, phone, wifi or data when we stayed there a few years back. We were warned in advance and so told family and friends before we arrived and had tech downtime! You can walk around the park and find some hot spots and we used those to check in with people. Lovely walks in the area, and a park run nearby (if that’s your thing!)
Yeah it's a lovely site, really nice and quiet but the signal! Urghhhh that's so bad like you say, if i go back I'll definitely download some netflix movies before hand haha
Daz anything mayo needs to be kept in the fridge otherwise you can get food poisoning. Also some of the others once opened have to be consumed within a certain time. Look at the labels. You may have the 100 day cough I know a few at work with it. Take care.
Hi Daz, My go to breakfast sarnie is bacon with brown sauce or if I have an fried egg with bacon it will be tomato sauce, my night cupboard is pasta, rice and jars of sauces lol, hope you feel better soon, healing hugs, stay safe and warm x
Yep same when I have something it knocks me for six, and I’m out for days I buy sauces just to try them get bored of it and it sits at the back of the cupboard until it goes out of date
Hi Darren, we live local, signal around Clumber Park has always been bad, if your on the phone from Worksop to the A1, it always drops out as you go past Clumber. Hope you're feeling better soon. There seems to be a cough and chest infection going round.
Ahhh I feel for ya, the signal was so bad. Yeah I'm feeling quite a bit better now thanks, I know everyone seems to have the dreadful cough....roll on summer haha
There is just 1 mayonaise you need, dutch Zaanse mayonaise. There are other more obscure and better ones probably but this one is readily available at any supermarket (in the Netherlands). I would be (and will be in a few years) the best motorhome occupant, i need mayonaise, chilisaus and mustard (not the French mustard, proper mustard) i can live on bread with cheese and salads for weeks, wipe the crumbs if my plate and use the same one over and over again. 😊 My cubbard of Doom would be the useless gadgets that I don't need but I still bought cubbard. :)
Night nurse … I swear by it 👍🏼 I never did before until I got that same cough and cold this time round - cleared it up in a week and slept like a baby too 🥳 and rest assured you’re not alone on the sauce front … there’s tons of us out there with that same cupboard of shame 🥴🤣
A regular site for me, it's never had any wifi, I think they have blocked it so you have to pay! If you go up towards the visitor centre you get wifi . They always shut one of the toilet block ever winter, which is wrong because it's quite a walk to the one that's open and you have paid for the facilities. I use the site when I need some peace and quiet, I go for a walk then settle down with a good book. The local town of Retford is very nice.
Hi Daz, hope you're feeling better? No bad cupboard problems in our van, as you know it's too small to have that guilty pleasure. However, Dazs' go to breakfast sandwich is a cold pizza butty with mayo 😝 yukk!
Feeling a bit better now thanks Shaz, a cold pizza butty can he cram anymore carbs in there 😂😂😂 I'm not sure about that, I'm good with cold pizza but in a butty 🤦🏻♂️😂😂
I can totally relate to this but not sauces. My obsession is T towels. I will only use one once. As I used to do in house infection controll training amongst many other subjects and I know what lingers in a dirty T towel. Plus my hubbie insists on drying his hands on them! A hand towel is for that! Call me OCD but I never get tummy upsets but yes I get it 😂 Darren why not get a hand blender and make your own mayo it's easy and better than anything you buy. Just one more thing most of those sauces need to be kept in a fridge once opened especially mayo as it contains eggs. Those dates only apply if not opened. ❤ love your vlogs and your happy face x
Booze cupboard 🙈. We’ve just emptied the van of all food and drink and it was scary 😧. No judgement from us. Hope the cold gets better soon, my husband has been poorly for 2 weeks with it. 🤧
HAHA I know right, it really is scary how it just happens, 2024 is our year to get on top of it....hopefully haha Thanks for that, feeling a little better, its a horrid cough that's going round, hope he feels better soon
Great video. Love to see you potter about with your superb motorhome. My worry with your sauces is that some should be in the fridge, especially mayo. Hope you get well soon fella.
Cheers Spencer, I'll be honest I've never really put sauces in the fridge, the mayo never lasts long enough to be fair and that would be taking valuable meat and cheese space in the fridge haha
Darren I do a bacon and mushroom wrap with mayo, and now I have just started with bacon and egg in a pitta bread, or the traditional bacon and egg sandwich with HP sauce.
I totally get it , I buy new clobber and end up saving it for the next occasion I’m going to , then for example my new white trainers I bought is ending up saving them for the summer 😂😂😂
Bacon and frie tomato teacake is mine breakfast 🤔my probably is clothes I just don't seem to be able throw anything way even when they don't fit me any more 😢 I hope you feel better soon 👍
😂😂😂😂 We've kitchen cupboards and the odd drawer full of random 💩 and then some more in the garage. You can't throw it away as it may be useful one day......🤔😱😂😂😂
I am similar to you with sources I can never run out of one without replacing it first 😂 best barbecue, sauces, sweet, baby, Ray and Jack Daniel’s honey 👍🏻 my little weird fetish is tea towels, I decided the other week to collect the details just in one room and there was 17 😂
Yes it’s good I got put on vit B July 2019 before COVID 19 and was one off the lucky ones not to get it my husband had pneumonia and COVID together and our daughter had COVID at the same time and I looked after them get better soon x
Bacon and fried egg for my go to ... no sauce but nice bit of butter 😘 ... and my cupboard of shame is the tool cupboard .... not that id use anything in there ... tools, ropes (guy lines), clips, carabinas, tape ... and did i mention guy lines ... a box full .. no idea why 😂😂😂
Daz !! Love the sauce addiction lol !! But truly the best mayo out there is when you make your own !!! So easy and adjust to taste so so so much better pal !!
🤔 😳 Oh lord Darren, there’s no hope for me……. Sauces, towels, bedding and cook books 😱 but I’m with you on the bacon butty, classic! Hope you’re feeling better xx
Easier to wash up as you go, bit of hot water out of a kettle and bosh, your done. did it for years out of 2 mess tins, had to be clean to put back in webbing.
Excellent video again, one device wifi is a joke tho tbh.......but the sauces situation 😅😂...you defo need to have a word with yourself 😂😅😂😅😂😂😅 Cheers for the laugh on a Sunday morning 😊
I know wifi/internet today is just the norm right, I know some love and some hate but come on one device 😳😵 Hangs head in shame....I know right, got a little out of control there haha thanks for watching
I'm Beth. I live in a motorhome. I have a problem with wool. I put loads into storage, three sideboard fulls when we moved into the van but sneaked some in with me. And i have added to it. I am soooo bad!!
Hi mate all good I keen to know how is going with your condition ,did you get back on the road as lorry driver.not bother you but ,can't see differences about lifestyle. 😂how you'll get back? Asking because failed cardiotest medical for Agency in Swa sea and on my horizont just nothing like lorry licence.thanks pal
Yeh, these sites rip you off for pathetic wi-fi'. You'd be better off having the starlink system, it's not cheap but it works and you get fantastic speeds. Mind you it's £400 for the kit and £70:a month thereafter. Cheaper than £5 a day for rubbish speeds. That's a lot of sauce but we're the same 😂 my problem is jalapenos, I have them with everything 😂 my go to breakfast sandwich is Linda McCartney vegetarian sausages with tinned tomatoes and jalapenos and black pepper. Amazing.❤
Darren ! If you ever go back to Belgium I got a sauce you need to try. it's called "Joppie saus", It's something else... I love it, just squirt it in my mouth :D Hahaha! You need to try it. You might like it. (It's not really a mayonaise, but boy I like it)
Great vlog as always Daz, I've got Surfshack and sky have cotton on, you can't use sky go in the Eu they know you are there even if you use Uk as your location. That is why i bought it... wish i hadn't bothered. What is your thoughts on this ?
Wow Darren! My micro camper has less space than that pod you showed. I’m going full time (lack of choice) from March. Your sauce cupboard contains more than all the food I carry in total lol.
Hi . I'm Mark and my problem is coffee...... there is never enough space in the cupboards. I don't think 56 different flavours of coffee is excessive... a little ott. But gey I like coffee..... typing this with a Peru blend coffee....... mmmmm....... if you like sauce that is fine.... if you like crisps... that is fine... but for me it is c.o.f.f.e.e.. ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
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Get well soon. Love the clapping overlay when you got the pronunciation of the campsite correct.
You're always happy and smiley
I know ☺ He's so lovely😍
Haha you've got have a laugh aint ya
As a kid my nan always asked "do you want beetroot on your bacon butty" don't knock it til you've tried it😊
WOW! Never heard of that ever! Not a massive fan of beetroot but I'm game to try it at least once 😂👍🏻
Darren you were definitely ill, not eating! Take care mate, nice to still see you smiling through it.❤ I buy blankets, use, wash and put away then see one that say’s ultra warm and then buy it. Help Darren.
We had no signal, phone, wifi or data when we stayed there a few years back. We were warned in advance and so told family and friends before we arrived and had tech downtime! You can walk around the park and find some hot spots and we used those to check in with people. Lovely walks in the area, and a park run nearby (if that’s your thing!)
Yeah it's a lovely site, really nice and quiet but the signal! Urghhhh that's so bad like you say, if i go back I'll definitely download some netflix movies before hand haha
Daz anything mayo needs to be kept in the fridge otherwise you can get food poisoning.
Also some of the others once opened have to be consumed within a certain time. Look at the labels.
You may have the 100 day cough I know a few at work with it.
Take care.
Mate Mayo in the fridge once opened!!
Sarni bacon with brown sauce
Hi Daz, My go to breakfast sarnie is bacon with brown sauce or if I have an fried egg with bacon it will be tomato sauce, my night cupboard is pasta, rice and jars of sauces lol, hope you feel better soon, healing hugs, stay safe and warm x
Yep same when I have something it knocks me for six, and I’m out for days
I buy sauces just to try them get bored of it and it sits at the back of the cupboard until it goes out of date
Hi Darren, we live local, signal around Clumber Park has always been bad, if your on the phone from Worksop to the A1, it always drops out as you go past Clumber.
Hope you're feeling better soon. There seems to be a cough and chest infection going round.
Ahhh I feel for ya, the signal was so bad. Yeah I'm feeling quite a bit better now thanks, I know everyone seems to have the dreadful cough....roll on summer haha
Glad you're feeling a bit better, take care.
There is just 1 mayonaise you need, dutch Zaanse mayonaise. There are other more obscure and better ones probably but this one is readily available at any supermarket (in the Netherlands).
I would be (and will be in a few years) the best motorhome occupant, i need mayonaise, chilisaus and mustard (not the French mustard, proper mustard) i can live on bread with cheese and salads for weeks, wipe the crumbs if my plate and use the same one over and over again. 😊
My cubbard of Doom would be the useless gadgets that I don't need but I still bought cubbard. :)
Stayed here a couple of times as a kid. Looks very familiar, but shame that play area wasn't there back then 😅
Night nurse … I swear by it 👍🏼 I never did before until I got that same cough and cold this time round - cleared it up in a week and slept like a baby too 🥳 and rest assured you’re not alone on the sauce front … there’s tons of us out there with that same cupboard of shame 🥴🤣
Night nurse is hard to get hold of
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you are one of the funniest guys we've ever met! The sauce king!
Hope you're good! xx
I will have to try bacon sandwich with mayo.
Yes! They're the best!
Also daz alot of those sauces say keep refrigerated after opening
Ahhhh I've never put any of my sauces in the fridge, that's precious meat and cheese space too! haha
A regular site for me, it's never had any wifi, I think they have blocked it so you have to pay! If you go up towards the visitor centre you get wifi . They always shut one of the toilet block ever winter, which is wrong because it's quite a walk to the one that's open and you have paid for the facilities. I use the site when I need some peace and quiet, I go for a walk then settle down with a good book. The local town of Retford is very nice.
Hi Daz, hope you're feeling better? No bad cupboard problems in our van, as you know it's too small to have that guilty pleasure. However, Dazs' go to breakfast sandwich is a cold pizza butty with mayo 😝 yukk!
Feeling a bit better now thanks Shaz, a cold pizza butty can he cram anymore carbs in there 😂😂😂 I'm not sure about that, I'm good with cold pizza but in a butty 🤦🏻♂️😂😂
I can totally relate to this but not sauces. My obsession is T towels. I will only use one once. As I used to do in house infection controll training amongst many other subjects and I know what lingers in a dirty T towel. Plus my hubbie insists on drying his hands on them! A hand towel is for that! Call me OCD but I never get tummy upsets but yes I get it 😂
Darren why not get a hand blender and make your own mayo it's easy and better than anything you buy. Just one more thing most of those sauces need to be kept in a fridge once opened especially mayo as it contains eggs. Those dates only apply if not opened. ❤ love your vlogs and your happy face x
Fridge em mate!!!! Hope you're feeling better it took us a month xx
Watched a few of your videos - really enjoying. You need to try kewpie Japanese Mayo! Sure to take your bacon sandwich to the next level
Bacon and marmalade has to be the best!
Booze cupboard 🙈. We’ve just emptied the van of all food and drink and it was scary 😧. No judgement from us. Hope the cold gets better soon, my husband has been poorly for 2 weeks with it. 🤧
HAHA I know right, it really is scary how it just happens, 2024 is our year to get on top of it....hopefully haha
Thanks for that, feeling a little better, its a horrid cough that's going round, hope he feels better soon
You deffintly need Starlink internet there. :)
Great video. Love to see you potter about with your superb motorhome. My worry with your sauces is that some should be in the fridge, especially mayo. Hope you get well soon fella.
Cheers Spencer, I'll be honest I've never really put sauces in the fridge, the mayo never lasts long enough to be fair and that would be taking valuable meat and cheese space in the fridge haha
@@TheUrbanMotorhome In that case, all good haha. Love mayo too. Especially Stokes mayo. Yum.
Sauce is definitely the one 😂 I love a bacon and egg sandwich with HP 😜 get well soon ✌️
We can't help being saucy people haha, thanks 👍🏻😁
Darren I do a bacon and mushroom wrap with mayo, and now I have just started with bacon and egg in a pitta bread, or the traditional bacon and egg sandwich with HP sauce.
Cleaning cupboard. Always full of stuff but only use 1 product everytime lol
Bacon letuce tomato WITH MAYO yummy yummy👍👍😀😊
It was going so well, you lost me at lettuce and tomato! 😂😂😂
Nice and quiet in summer
Get well soon x Mine is the water bottle /flask cupboard! 11 at the last count. I can find an excuse for keeping all of them 🤷🏻♀️
HAHAHAHA Love this Sue! 😂👏🏻 11 Water bottles haha
I totally get it , I buy new clobber and end up saving it for the next occasion I’m going to , then for example my new white trainers I bought is ending up saving them for the summer 😂😂😂
Yeah I exactly that with tshirts and stuff and then they just sit there and then you get more, crazy aint it lol
You have so many sauces there that it's near impossible to eat them all before some will go out of date. 😊😊
It's gotta be a bacon and egg sandwich with a bit of tomato sauce 😋
Bacon and frie tomato teacake is mine breakfast 🤔my probably is clothes I just don't seem to be able throw anything way even when they don't fit me any more 😢 I hope you feel better soon 👍
I too have an issue with mayonnaises but tends to be more flavoured ones, smoked jalapeño mayo, garlic mayo, baconaise, bbq mayo 😂
Good video, a lot of your sauces should be in the fridge🙂, enjoy your travels.
Mayonnaise kept in a cupboard? Just asking for 🤢🤮
Thanks mate, ahhh I've never put sauces in the fridge and the Hellmann's well they don't last long enough to go in the fridge 😂
The crisp cupboard
Ahhh yeah I know a few people that have a killer crisp/snack cupboard
Hi Darren what can I say my cardboard is herbs and spices and sauces so I know how you feel. 😂
Get well soon Darren plenty body and lemon if I feel chesty also helps sore throats X
😂😂😂😂 We've kitchen cupboards and the odd drawer full of random 💩 and then some more in the garage. You can't throw it away as it may be useful one day......🤔😱😂😂😂
Hi Darren it's not to early to spring clean we are starting now just found bottle of lemonade dated best before 2022
Top video Dazzler…. Live it as always pal!! Keep up the good work …. Smithy
You are not alone , i have one cupboard which is trying to break into the next one 😮😊
I am similar to you with sources I can never run out of one without replacing it first 😂 best barbecue, sauces, sweet, baby, Ray and Jack Daniel’s honey 👍🏻 my little weird fetish is tea towels, I decided the other week to collect the details just in one room and there was 17 😂
Same for us buddy, only it’s the fridge that is full of sauces, Heinz baconsise is really nice 👍👊🏴🚌
Daz start taking vitamin D will help boost your immune system hope you get well soon.
Thanks for the tip, its funny I've been reading alot about Vit D lately 😊👍🏻
Yes it’s good I got put on vit B July 2019 before COVID 19 and was one off the lucky ones not to get it my husband had pneumonia and COVID together and our daughter had COVID at the same time and I looked after them get better soon x
Bacon and fried egg for my go to ... no sauce but nice bit of butter 😘 ... and my cupboard of shame is the tool cupboard .... not that id use anything in there ... tools, ropes (guy lines), clips, carabinas, tape ... and did i mention guy lines ... a box full .. no idea why 😂😂😂
Yes I go this two weeks ago and it floored me, I had all my vacines and still got this nasty almost flu like, that floored me for 2 weeks.
Daz !! Love the sauce addiction lol !! But truly the best mayo out there is when you make your own !!! So easy and adjust to taste so so so much better pal !!
A lots of chemicals, sadly for you 😔
Chemicals?
I got a issue with smoking too much grade, need to cut it down, as I can't eat properly or feel great after eating, as in stomach ache
You need to have a break Daz. love watching your vlogs but health first hey 👊
A Japanese brand of mayo you can try, Kewpie. Cant remember which supermarket chain carries it
Nice! I keep my eye out for it, cheers mate!
Probably ¾ of that stuff should be in a fridge anyway, you need to sort that out. Yes that's bad.
My go to breakfast sandwich has to be egg and bacon with black pepper and a tiny bit of ketchup. Great vlog as always buddy
That's a strong sandwich, the only problem I have with that is I usually end up wearing more of the egg than I eat 😂😂😂
Bacon and sausage or bacon and egg but has to be with ketchup or brown sauce.
Bacon egg and cheese with tomatoes sauce
Bacon with Brown sauce for me but maybe give Baconnaise a try in your next butty!
Haggis and black pudding sandwiches! Yummy! No sauce required .
Ohhhhh man! Now that is a very rich sandwich 😎👏🏻
🤔 😳 Oh lord Darren, there’s no hope for me……. Sauces, towels, bedding and cook books 😱 but I’m with you on the bacon butty, classic! Hope you’re feeling better xx
Haha I was the same with cook books too, I had loads of them! Yesss bacon sarnie for the win! Feeling much better now thanks 😊
Bacon sandwich for breakfast all the way, Mayo erm no, ketchup thanks 😉
Bacon can only be eaten with brown sauce, tomato sauce at a pinch. Mayonnaise is surely a step too far.
Are you feeling better now? I can't eat sauces anymore since I was diagnosed with UC 😢 My problem is make up I just can't throw any away 😄
Mine is spices I have shelves full of spices
Sick sick sick has to be tomato sauce
you need to grab yourself some mullein it helps get rid of mucus and helps with respiration
I've grab some (nasty) stuff haha from the pharmacy and it seems to have shifted most of it, thanks for the tip though 😊👍🏻
Sure they should all be in the fridge once opened.
I'm getting this comment a lot but honestly I've never put sauces in the fridge, that's valuable meat and cheese space haha
Great video Daz
Under your right eye doesn’t look good
Take care bud 😊
Easier to wash up as you go, bit of hot water out of a kettle and bosh, your done. did it for years out of 2 mess tins, had to be clean to put back in webbing.
Normally I do but every now and then it slips and the pile starts 🤦🏻♂️😂
Bacon & Black pudding
Oh that's a naughty sandwich! love it!
@@TheUrbanMotorhome let me know what you think when you try it
Darren .Worth doing a covid test there's loads of it still around . Also Mayo with a bacon sarny ?. NO !! Brown sauce only.
One for you to try - mix some mayo with some sriracha hot sauce, sprinkle of paprika - devine. Sorry will add to your sauce collection though 😊
Is that Turkey Gravy mayo? If so whats it like 😂
Excellent video again, one device wifi is a joke tho tbh.......but the sauces situation 😅😂...you defo need to have a word with yourself 😂😅😂😅😂😂😅
Cheers for the laugh on a Sunday morning 😊
I know wifi/internet today is just the norm right, I know some love and some hate but come on one device 😳😵
Hangs head in shame....I know right, got a little out of control there haha thanks for watching
You're the urban squirrel of sauces
Love that!
Everyone has a Monica cupboard - mine is the cupboard where I keep all my charging wires and gadgets. Hate that cupboard with a passion 😅
Haha yeah I know that feeling with cables, ahhhhh i might need it at some point which leads to keep 100 different cables haha
Wifi restricted to one device, use it on your phone, then use your phone as a hotspot for your other devices?
phone wouldn't let me do that, I did try, shame
Try bacon with guacamole
That sounds pretty good to be fair 👍🏻
Are you still there Darren ? Clumber is only a few miles from us
I'm Beth. I live in a motorhome. I have a problem with wool. I put loads into storage, three sideboard fulls when we moved into the van but sneaked some in with me. And i have added to it. I am soooo bad!!
Haha I love this, I spose with wool it's not so much a weight issue rather than a space/size issue
Did you try setting your phone or your laptop as a WiFi Hotspot?
Hi mate all good I keen to know how is going with your condition ,did you get back on the road as lorry driver.not bother you but ,can't see differences about lifestyle. 😂how you'll get back? Asking because failed cardiotest medical for Agency in Swa sea and on my horizont just nothing like lorry licence.thanks pal
Bacon and egg with brown sauce.
Snap 😂
Good shout, I'll be honest I usually end up wearing most of the egg 🤦🏻♂️😂
Mayo needs to be kept in fridge, rest ok in cupboard, but yes I am the same, nightmare
Yeh, these sites rip you off for pathetic wi-fi'. You'd be better off having the starlink system, it's not cheap but it works and you get fantastic speeds. Mind you it's £400 for the kit and £70:a month thereafter. Cheaper than £5 a day for rubbish speeds. That's a lot of sauce but we're the same 😂 my problem is jalapenos, I have them with everything 😂 my go to breakfast sandwich is Linda McCartney vegetarian sausages with tinned tomatoes and jalapenos and black pepper. Amazing.❤
Darren !
If you ever go back to Belgium I got a sauce you need to try.
it's called "Joppie saus", It's something else...
I love it, just squirt it in my mouth :D Hahaha!
You need to try it. You might like it. (It's not really a mayonaise, but boy I like it)
Had the man flu this weekend ahhhhhhhh my aching bones ha
Great vlog as always Daz, I've got Surfshack and sky have cotton on, you can't use sky go in the Eu they know you are there even if you use Uk as your location. That is why i bought it... wish i hadn't bothered. What is your thoughts on this ?
Wow Darren! My micro camper has less space than that pod you showed. I’m going full time (lack of choice) from March. Your sauce cupboard contains more than all the food I carry in total lol.
M&S peri peri mayo, 😋
i need a link to your hat!
Got to be bacon and cheese with brown sauce mate
Ohhhhhhhh now that sounds well nice! Adding that to the must try list!
Hi . I'm Mark and my problem is coffee...... there is never enough space in the cupboards. I don't think 56 different flavours of coffee is excessive... a little ott. But gey I like coffee..... typing this with a Peru blend coffee....... mmmmm....... if you like sauce that is fine.... if you like crisps... that is fine... but for me it is c.o.f.f.e.e.. ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
You need to make your own mayonnaise!
You know Fiona I've often though out about, maybe I should give it a go
Hi Darren
Sausage bacon and cheese for breakfast on a cob yes a cob in Derbyshire 👍
Defo a cob mate he never lets me live that down 😂👍
You two are talking gibberish! 😂😂😂
It's a bacon ROLL!
@@TheUrbanMotorhome never rate 😂😂😂😂 in any case the cheese is the important bit 👍
Your fuel consumption must be awfully bad carrying all that lot about!
In terms of the Internet and a single device, could you get away by using your phone as the device and then use your phone as a hotspot?
Na you can't, soon as you turn hotspot on wifi goes off which sucks! 😂🤦🏻♂️
@@TheUrbanMotorhome you can get a cheap wifi repeater, connect that to their wifi and it will just act as a hotspot
My cupboard of Doom is wool, knitting needles and patterns.
I bet that quite a big cupboard to be fair, it's not weight with wool is the size isn't it