Jean: Please, Lord Babatos never wake me up from this dream. **pinch Venti** Venti: **In his mind** I heard that prayer as the Archon of the Wind and I will not granted that wish because its real, now let me get drunk.
Abyss Aether: Why do I sense the world is in trouble and I am the only guy left in this world? Did my sister behave mischief again? Meanwhile, Zhongli take Childe as his wife.
In traditonal Chinese culture it is the duty of men/husbands to work and earn money for the family. If a man/husband just stays at home all days and letting his girlfriend/wife to work for money, it's a great dishonor and humiliation of that guy. We call that kind of man 吃软饭的 which literally translated as "a man who only eats soft rice". Believe me, even though we are living in a new society where people are all taking jobs regardless of their gender, that is not a title you will want.
It is now canon that Lumine is the chaotic prankster out of the twins. And since I picked Aether, that makes the Abyss Order much more dangerous with Lumine as the leader.
If that camera exist in the game I'd probably spent hours taking pictures. Edited: Damn, didn't think this would go on for 2 months. Has Genshin really out of content?
OMG that Diluc scene. - Drunk Jean rants - Diluc as a good listener - Diona working at Diluc store and might awaken to yuri - Off-screen Venti being poke so hard to check if this is a dream - Jean attacked Diluc after have convinced herself this is a dream This is pure gold.
I’m astonished she didn’t though of taking a picture of Paimon. Whether she becomes slightly more muscular or goes full Jojo, it would have been hilarious
Next day: "Dearest friend lumine, you are invited to witness the matrimony of Zhongli and Childe. The wedding will take place in snezhnaya under the eyes of the Cryo Archon, there will be a ship hosted by Pirate Beidou and Ningguang of liyue. This will also serve as a reminder that liyue will be a Permanent partner to snezhnaya. And to showcase that two powerful archons can live in peace. (Ps kindly bring gifts, I can't rely on my wife's money forever :/) " Signed by: Zhongli and childe
1:03 Jean is probably drunk, she complaining about Lumine and when Diluc got transformed, she even got caught on her heart and pulling Venti's face. XDDDD Poor Venti. XDDDDDD
Ok 1 nice kamen rider reference and 2 given that everyone hated Tsukasa photos that's probably what it actually did but since it's a "kid's show" they had to censor it
It's funny how the people of Liyue were gossiping stuff about fem!Childe is paying for Zhongli cuz they see as to why would a woman pay for a man's drink-
Aether: Lumine what's that... Why are you looking at me like that... WAIT. NO STOP!!! GYAAAAAAAAH Lumine: Paimon. He... No she is ready. Aether ♀️: Lumine... What... Lumine: BEHOLD, MY ONI- ONEECHAN! Aether: **wearing a dress, hair down, lips glowing** Lumine... Xiao: **collapses from blood loss**
1:14 idk why but.. as a traveler myself, lumine's reaction. LUMINE'S REACTION. I repeat LUMINE'S REACTION IS SO ACCURATE LMAOO WHY AM I SO HYPED LIKE WAT
I mean, you snapped his picture. Of course it worked. That dead stare was beautiful though and I so want Albedo following up to grabbed the camera from her lol.
Jean be like: Lord Barbatos, if this is a dream. Don't ever wake me up.
Venti: can't do that, sorry
Venti: sorry, but I need that rum 🤡
Venti be like: Stop pinching my face and then we can talk about it.
venti: conceded, now you are in coma
LMAOOOO
I like how Diluc thought of lumine being responsible for this almost immediately.
XD
I love this comment
wouldn't he just be himeko murata in the process since he's the closest that we've got?
@@nomelitoarquillano7454 Then Mavuika came along.
Aether: "Please don't use that cursed camera on me sis!"
Lumine: "If I wanna see a female version of you I just have to look at a mirror dummy"
Not true
I mean, have you see the guy crossdress?
tbf their hair length are different,
Correction: “If I wanna see a female version of you I just have to look at a mirror while wearing a wig dummy”
Damn u got a point
Nyeh no! If it's lumine she will do it and then she will attack her gender bend brother
I like how Jean just decided to pinch Venti instead of herself to know she isn't dreaming Lmao
That actually makes sense, I thought he was just there cause why not
jean: hmm...not feeling anything so this is a dream *straight up preying diluc
Jean: Please, Lord Babatos never wake me up from this dream. **pinch Venti**
Venti: **In his mind** I heard that prayer as the Archon of the Wind and I will not granted that wish because its real, now let me get drunk.
Zhongli: "Humiliation is immeasurable and my life is over"
But now he have Fem Tortilio
Let’s hope that the changes aren’t temporary an revert after a few hours.
The bed rock turns into dust real quick.
She do be kinda cute tho
he could always try changing his form, if he didn't need his Gnosis for it that is
I love the fact that Xingqiu looks so feminine the camera only had to change 1-3 things
2boobs and 1 vagoo
I cant see any changes
@@Legal-homie Oh no, the changes are to the... reproductive organs
Lol Jean complaining about Lumine’s antics made my day.
Ayyyyyyye and what she did to Diluc-
Same lol. That is so great
@@namemustnocontainspecialch2688 Yuri 👁️👄👁️
Jean: Wonderful job!
No one gonna say about venti
Lumine: *turns diluc into female*
Jean: jokes on you, i'm into that shit
Edit: Archon have mercy, where all these thumbs came from?
so we all agree that Jean is a Sexually frustrated lesbian
@@prehistoriccreator9600 can't argue with that :DD
AHAHA
@@prehistoriccreator9600 yep
@@prehistoriccreator9600 that or a bisexual with a female lean
The most sibling thing to do for Lumine is to head straight to Aether and take a pic of him.
Aether: Oh God, not again.
All I see, there are 2 Lumines
Childe: I'm blessed
Imagine having another clone of urself.
but that's the question *where is aether*
@@vihakhanolkar8294 he's hiding of course
Diluc: turns into a girl
Jean: *even better*
Jean be gay lol
Abyss Aether: Why do I sense the world is in trouble and I am the only guy left in this world? Did my sister behave mischief again?
Meanwhile, Zhongli take Childe as his wife.
Just another day in Teyvat.
@@watson4750 Mondays am i right
Wallet*
@@mitriarts1100 the Trash became a Sugar Mama.
Lumine helps create Aether's ultimate Harem
I love how everyone was looking at Zhongli like he was an older man with a younger girlfriend
...which he actually kinda is in this case XD
OH. So that's why the Liyuean aunties were gossiping about him. Thanks. XD
@Aneki Ryota yup
In traditonal Chinese culture it is the duty of men/husbands to work and earn money for the family. If a man/husband just stays at home all days and letting his girlfriend/wife to work for money, it's a great dishonor and humiliation of that guy. We call that kind of man 吃软饭的 which literally translated as "a man who only eats soft rice". Believe me, even though we are living in a new society where people are all taking jobs regardless of their gender, that is not a title you will want.
@@fatfishwen2332 hey soft rice is tasty
It's that, and that said GF seemingly came out of nowhere to pay.
Paimon as Phoenix and Lumine as Edgeworth was fucking perfect.
it came outta nowhere but its glorious
What time is the reference at?
@@genso6052 1:27 !!
@@NineLives99999 The whole Xingqiu part was filled to the brim with meme references (okay, there were only two but still) which was pretty epic
I fucking cried when I saw that.
Zhongli: this is the most embarrassing day of my 6000 life…
Tartaglia: OH IS IT NOW?! HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL!?
It is now canon that Lumine is the chaotic prankster out of the twins.
And since I picked Aether, that makes the Abyss Order much more dangerous with Lumine as the leader.
Ikr 😂
same vibes as the gudako/gudao thing, gudako is the beast of salt while gudao is just gudao
Ikr... She seems more dare devil type.
Female mc in gacha games have something in common it seems
Male mc is the Sassy or simp-ish or chill guy one
Diluc and Jean: *Starts making out in Cat’s Tail*
Lumine: Fuck Yeah!
Diona: LETTTT MEE OUTTTT!!1!11
I want to be a male so i have more interest for lumine😏
Cant you just adjust your puppet to grow pp?
Barbara: “Big sister doesn’t love me anymore.” *Starts crying and screaming incomprehensible words.*
(I don’t ship but still)
No one: Jean being top
Diluc being bottom
Me: Diluc new skin is maid outfit
Venti: "Dang, this dandelion wine must be POTENT if I'm hallucinating this hard
If that camera exist in the game I'd probably spent hours taking pictures.
Edited: Damn, didn't think this would go on for 2 months. Has Genshin really out of content?
Count me out
Count me in
I’m in bitch
Count me it too!!!
Too bad... i will change all of you before you guys can take the camera
I love how the animation improved right away when female diluc appeared.
You have priorities here
0:55 diluc become a women
lumine :nice
paimon : you go too far , but i like it
DIOna: nyani!!!!!!!!
*CONFUSED CAT*
*DIOna* I see what you did there
Jean: So how about it Sir Diluc~
@@TriPhantom815 WRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!??!??!!!!
KONO DIO NA
Damn, a camera that can rule 63 anyone is one of the most fun and chaotic tools you can introduce in any fantasy story out there.
I like it when XingQiu’s face is more on the curious and amazed side, other than being shock or anything XD
He be like: woahh so these are what Booba looks like
@@lordyspaghetti630 He doesn't have booba, he has peanut.
@@satrickptar6265 scp 173 : *U WOT??*
Lumine : me doing idiotic stuff
Paimon : my friend that's literally follow me and beg me to stop
The fact that the BGM is lo-fi Spongebob for no apparent reason makes this video a million times funnier
i dont think its lo-fi. More like hip hop or trap.
it's Krusty Krab trap remix
When I saw the video preview from the thumbnail I wasn't expecting that
That's nowhere near lofi. That's trap remix.
I just like how Lumine made Jean's day by making Diluc a girl
OMG that Diluc scene.
- Drunk Jean rants
- Diluc as a good listener
- Diona working at Diluc store and might awaken to yuri
- Off-screen Venti being poke so hard to check if this is a dream
- Jean attacked Diluc after have convinced herself this is a dream
This is pure gold.
Diluc: Turns into a woman
Jean: **Neuron activation**
She is such a lesbian omg
I can no longer see lumine as traveler looking for his brother but it turns out she's more likely a wanderer pervert🤣
And we love her all the more for it!
You can say the same about Gimnaeng's Aether 😂
Lumine looking at mirror with camera I FOUND MY BROTH- SISTER
I love how chinese genshin impact players love their genderbend
1:02 Our bard losing to the true Anemo Archon xD
1:04 sit next to jean and being pinched by her cheek
I omg lol
I’m astonished she didn’t though of taking a picture of Paimon. Whether she becomes slightly more muscular or goes full Jojo, it would have been hilarious
wonder what would happen if they take a picture of venti🤔
Stay the same 🤔
@@RTM_random but with boobas
"Ehe"
The same with Xingqiu
Reject Venti
Return to Wendi
Since that day Zhongli never forget to bring mora with him
*Lumine be drooling over fem Childe like water lmao*
CAUSE HES HYDRO-🗿
CUZ SHE THIRSTY-
Same tbh, he's hydro yk?
this might be one of the best 2 minutes I've spent for quite awhile. childe and diluc having booba? I'll take em
Next day:
"Dearest friend lumine, you are invited to witness the matrimony of Zhongli and Childe. The wedding will take place in snezhnaya under the eyes of the Cryo Archon, there will be a ship hosted by Pirate Beidou and Ningguang of liyue. This will also serve as a reminder that liyue will be a Permanent partner to snezhnaya. And to showcase that two powerful archons can live in peace.
(Ps kindly bring gifts, I can't rely on my wife's money forever :/) "
Signed by:
Zhongli and childe
Nice
Ah, the ship continues.
Who said that hasn't happened before the gender switch 😏
@@masamdvsk 😳
Yo what the f-
1:03
Jean is probably drunk, she complaining about Lumine and when Diluc got transformed, she even got caught on her heart and pulling Venti's face. XDDDD
Poor Venti. XDDDDDD
Lol lumine fooling around like there no tomorrow
Well she has to do something until Baal releases.
But the beep and bops is to good. catJAM
She is always a chaos incarnated person
@@linnen_elm no wonder why she joined the void
Ha, according the camera powers i expected more aether to do this kind of stuff
Lumine just starts off dead inside then when she discovers what the camera does just gets happy
Love that touch
Damn so that is the true ability of Decade’s camera :)
Ok 1 nice kamen rider reference and 2 given that everyone hated Tsukasa photos that's probably what it actually did but since it's a "kid's show" they had to censor it
Decade!
ONOREEE DIIIKEEEIIIDOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinku janai magenta da
Meanwhile Tsukasa is frantically searching for the camera across dimensions, and Teyvat never crossed his mind
Paimon and Lumine literally arguing abt Xingqiu’s gender was the most funniest part for me lmao-
(In the end Chongyun’s face was amazing haha-)
Jean:"Diluc....SENPAI....i...can't hold....it...anymore"
in portuguese (pt br ) "senpai" soud's like "withou father" lol
@@Yo_miojo lmao yes
Diluc : "Wait..Wait.. Jean. Wait until i become a man.. Just not now...
@@Yo_miojo what?! Really?
@@Yo_miojo Poor Diluc lol
0:35 zongli's sugar mommy 😎
Cant we just appreciate the animation, its freakin hillarious. And tho Jean going to bed with Diluc-chan 🌚🌝
Hope he makes more
@@Wanin_Mind yes
More like lesbian
YURI 100
So Jean doesn't like diluc as a dude?
Rip homie
after making ( female ) Tartaglia pay the bill and apologize, zhongli be like -
"M-My Reputation!"
迪卢克和琴团长的互动针不错呢~~~
百合最高🤣
@@kho8060 百合yyds
我心目中他們倆個最配了
琴:算你倒楣,我就愛這樣玩。
Is no one going to talk about how chongyun just freaking died
Oh it’s happening…!
Lumine, you childish yuri!
And Paimon is a closet yuri herself, she nosebleed more than Lumine at 1:14
@Chaos Ezel poor Diona though, she saw everything. Now I wonder what happens if Lumine uses it on girls tho...
@@herofox12 It's 1.0 at the title, so we can expect more of this series, maybe
But don't u enjoy it
@@UwU-vg9he Hahaha... Yes, sir.
I love how at 0:52 Jean complain about how lumine and venti killing timmys birds.
Lumine just destroyed Zhongli dignity
*NO DIGNITY*
(r)ex lapis getting a girl to pay???
No dignity
(Which is true IRL in places like China when men gets women to *carry their burden*)
1:14 Anyone realized that Diona tail shape like a heart
As a Diluc main, seeing him with booba makes me feel weird...
But in a good way.
A Past Diluc main here, even if I switched to Klee and Hu Tao and main them, I still find it weird but IN a good way still-
Diluc with booba? You mean Himeko-Sensei?
@@pitekargos6880 don’t make me cry- 😭
@@Chuagie Don't worry, I won't. I don't want to make myself cry too...
*Never let you go...*
@@pitekargos6880 OH NO SHIT PLEASE NO PLEASE I BEG OF YOU NO NO AAAA
It's funny how the people of Liyue were gossiping stuff about fem!Childe is paying for Zhongli cuz they see as to why would a woman pay for a man's drink-
xingqiu's body didnt change because her body already resembles a girl it just change his gender
His
@@herofox12 yep Xingqiu is a boy.. Lol
I love how you put "her" and "his"
@@MathosseYT its complicated
@@MathosseYT lmao
femluc made my day
AND JEAN COMPLAINING ABOUT TRAVELER LMAO
SAME
This pops up on my recommended list for whatever reason,
and I end up laughing so hard I sound like a teapot
Paimon: NO ITS A FUCKING BOY
Lumine: ITS A GIRL
And then it was a girl
The lumine's face: 1:29
Don't take Paimon picture. It will turn her into tentacles from FGO
Want some link?
Lol
Materials
_JAM IT IN!_
@@linnen_elm It seems you're man of culture as well
I love how with xinqiu almost nothing changed
钟离老爷被迫吃软饭😂😂😂
牛逼
1:04 "ah, this is all just a dream"
1:11 "well, lets make the best out of it"
0:53 most players in a nutshell
1:10
Jean: You want to make a baby?
Diluc: We're both girls...
Jean: I know what I said.
Jean: Did i stutter?
Okay but Jean being a total lesbian by flirting with girl diluc tho
No more like a top which she likes cute guys. Or maybe she's dead drunk by being so frustrated.
(Don't you dare start writing her fanfictions)
She drunk so idk, plus she's probably bi.
she is too drunk and with diluc turned to a girl making her restraint on loose because she thought that this is only a dream
@@null8036 Wise words indeed. It bugs me hearing "Jean" and "lesbo" in the same sentence.
LMAO XINGQIU LOOKS THE EXACT SAME 💀
Aether: Lumine what's that... Why are you looking at me like that... WAIT. NO STOP!!! GYAAAAAAAAH
Lumine: Paimon. He... No she is ready.
Aether ♀️: Lumine... What...
Lumine: BEHOLD, MY ONI- ONEECHAN!
Aether: **wearing a dress, hair down, lips glowing** Lumine...
Xiao: **collapses from blood loss**
*from heart attack
Xiao is next on the list
Aether’s ultimate form revealed
No it’s just 2 lunimie now
Albedo as a female will always never fail to awaken something within me
Also may I add female Childe
True, true
Jean really letting herself go after drinking and stressing over all the reports she received
I never thought of lumine being a troll before but it sure did make my day 🥰
Xinqiu: I am too powerful for this
If that camera exist, The only thing that I will picture is Xingqiu, my entire squad almost forgot Xingqiu was a boy.
0:43旅行者這嘴臉笑死
Albedo's its like: hmmmm interesting i Will study this
He dont care about being a woman and even haven't noticed
I've said it numerous times and i'll keep saying it, childe genderbend is the best
Along with Zhongli haha, I feel like they both would be strong confident woman (like Ning and Beidou)
Albedo genderbend fijfjekfkkrkfjf
Female Childe is the best tomboy
Jean was to drunk to comprehend how it happened, so she just accepted having a wife
Lumine sure has a way to enjoy life to the fullest
Genderswap Diluc is literally just Himeko Murata.
Change my mind.
So she dies?
And then a white haired girl will take Diluc's weapon
1:14 idk why but.. as a traveler myself, lumine's reaction. LUMINE'S REACTION. I repeat LUMINE'S REACTION IS SO ACCURATE LMAOO WHY AM I SO HYPED LIKE WAT
you do realize all of us are travelers right, not just you
@@mimimi1287 k
Lumines reactions are what gets me every single time.
Jean must be having the time of her life and as for Diluc….
Lumine, as always, when she has the opportunity to do mischief to the boys never escapes her.
Lol. Poor zhongli got badmouthed for making a lady pay for his food
1:40 lol chongyun doing Orga itsuka death pose
I really love how Lumine is slowly turning out to be like Gudako from Fate Go.
I laughed so hard probably the best laughed I ever had this day.
More over *TO BE CONTINUED!!?* I'm subscribing!
I mean, you snapped his picture. Of course it worked. That dead stare was beautiful though and I so want Albedo following up to grabbed the camera from her lol.
ZHONHLI LOOKS SO CONFUSED
POOR DIONA SHES SO INOCCENT
Didn’t know Jean swung that way~ Good to know~
She also loves Lisa
That's just based on assumptions bruh. She doesn't swing or anything lmao
@@bavanii.8334 Let a girl fantasize
For the first time in his 6000 years lifetime the Poverty Archon know Confusion
Broke Li
Timmy looking at all his dead birds has me cracking up 😂
鍾離被誤會成小白臉男友好好笑ww
世界名畫 吃軟飯的岩王帝君
Xingqiu one make me laugh so hard!!!! Omg!!! The canon trap!!
That Jean and fem diluc scene got me act up
I’m surprise no one notice Bennet there 1:33
But my goodness, it’s the best dream to have for 😆
You dont know how many times i watched this over and over
Childe was like:nah there no problem
Zhongli:..................WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
I wonder what will happen if taking Paimon picture?
Since "he" is a Demon King described as a man riding a crown camel
Lumine gets drunk on her newfound power. The male population doesn't stand a chance.
THAT JEAN AND DILUC PART THO-
0:16 I watch the video mutiple times and I realised piemon look like a ghost
The camera of the gods
Watch Kamen rider dacade