HEISENBERG'S BLUE CRYSTAL MENTH

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  • @memelord865
    @memelord865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    When I was younger I used to watch this guy so much, and one day my brother saw me watching this video and thought this dude was actually cooking menth and told my parents. That day I was banned from the computer for a week over sugar water with food colouring

    • @Photops
      @Photops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      L brother. He snitched harder than domingo

    • @Eduar9191
      @Eduar9191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He snitched to the dea

    • @wavy6099
      @wavy6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Ur brother is worse then skyler

    • @yungrich6188
      @yungrich6188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dont forget the pepermint

    • @qasmokes
      @qasmokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      L parents how would a child cook meth

  • @themorganator4
    @themorganator4 10 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    FAKE! I tried smoking this and it melted all over my meth pipe :(

    • @DutchTaggers
      @DutchTaggers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it is menth not meth stupid idiot!!

    • @themorganator4
      @themorganator4 10 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      It's a joke..Jesus..

    • @DutchTaggers
      @DutchTaggers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** you are so fucking dumb, if it was so eazy than it wouldt be so expansive...

    • @professionalmilkcratescoot7034
      @professionalmilkcratescoot7034 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jake Nieuwenhuijs Holy shit you're stupid lol.

    • @DutchTaggers
      @DutchTaggers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Adolf Hitler why?

  • @GirliqueMe
    @GirliqueMe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Brilliant! When I first watched this video I hadn't seen Breaking Bad. Now I've watched the whole show and can say this video is one of the best on TH-cam. Well done Jason, such a great idea.

    • @SimpleCookingChannel
      @SimpleCookingChannel  10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thanks :D

    • @Fred714
      @Fred714 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SimpleCookingChannel I love your Channel!And Heisenberg of course :)

    • @oscarbrown834
      @oscarbrown834 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love you're show it is a great one!

    • @jasonmilch5193
      @jasonmilch5193 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Riley Beaven My name is Jason

    • @jasonknight8584
      @jasonknight8584 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Girlique thanks lol cause my,my name is Jason 🙃

  • @harleyjames8806
    @harleyjames8806 10 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Dude, I gotta say, you have a fantastic sense of humor. Always funny, incredibly entertaining. Love seeing someone who is genuinely happy doing what they enjoy. Thank you and keep it up man!

  • @NC21082
    @NC21082 10 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    You can make it green and call it Kryptonite too. :D
    You could use a deeper pan to make it thicker then add red color and make a Philosopher's Stone. :)
    Make a purple one and call it the Dark Crystal too.
    You can have allot of fun with making up different versions of this recipe. :P

    • @prototype1354
      @prototype1354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikr, and it's very simple and easy to make

    • @mcbeegus218
      @mcbeegus218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait so kryptonite is green crystal meth?

    • @NC21082
      @NC21082 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mcbeegus218 Yes, it is.
      And for any Star Trek fans out there, it can be dilithium crystal meth.

    • @HalalKaibaLegacy
      @HalalKaibaLegacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bro Imma make the Infinity Stones with this💀

    • @NC21082
      @NC21082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HalalKaibaLegacy Awesome 😎

  • @Hehogaming
    @Hehogaming 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love how he is cooking in a hazmat suit especially for us!

    • @TheSEC2024
      @TheSEC2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is meth radioactive?

    • @blastemaston8709
      @blastemaston8709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@TheSEC2024 no but I think the fumes it gives off are dangerous to breathe

    • @IdkWhyImHere-m1c
      @IdkWhyImHere-m1c ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus if it’s candy ir can burn you

  • @breezycheek
    @breezycheek 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Man, I'm genuinely amazed by how much effort you put into this channel. I see you pump out a video almost every day, that's damn incredible. Intro is always changing too, I've noticed, which is really nice.
    This channel is going to go far, loving it.

  • @Sr3killer
    @Sr3killer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I made it, went to school with it, ask some friends if they watch Breaking Bad, if they say yes, I'll say " Look, I bought some crystal meth. I'm going to try one." My friends told me chill and not to eat it.

  • @shaynehooper8565
    @shaynehooper8565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    AHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS ONE!! So causal with the hammer "you know what to do" and then at the end "tastes like 99%" ahahaha golden mate!

  • @israelbeltran8701
    @israelbeltran8701 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    You actually look a lot like him

  • @user-eb9fw5yk8d
    @user-eb9fw5yk8d 8 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    TASTES LIKE 99.1% DIABETES

  • @BenConnnolly
    @BenConnnolly 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    it's spelt menth because it's short for menthol (mint). This video is a reference to breaking bad, he didn't mean to say meth.

    • @barunaartsanjaya
      @barunaartsanjaya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you Mr. Obvious

    • @No-cc1fq
      @No-cc1fq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@barunaartsanjaya does mr.obvious exist 6 years before

  • @Shizoomz
    @Shizoomz 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "After that, get your hammer and you know the drill." You are so funny! I love the recipe and I going to try it.

  • @TheWhiteDragon3
    @TheWhiteDragon3 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I've dealt with sugar candies before, an I can confidently say that minute changes in temperature can make a huge difference. At what temperature did you take it out and at what stage was it?

    • @DR-JOHN-DEJAVU-1984
      @DR-JOHN-DEJAVU-1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clarify: Do you mean if you put it in the freezer or after the cooking process?
      There's two different times.

  • @JaimeeL901
    @JaimeeL901 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that this is an Aussie based program! I can easily find all the products that you use.

    • @SimpleCookingChannel
      @SimpleCookingChannel  10 ปีที่แล้ว

      :D

    • @ptolemaeaaa
      @ptolemaeaaa 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      SimpleCookingChannel Your Aussie?! That means I should be able to find everything for your recipes easily! :D

  • @SimpleCookingChannel
    @SimpleCookingChannel  11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's chemical magic. It will stay hard. Putting it in the fridge or freezer is just to speed up the hardening process :D

  • @SimpleCookingChannel
    @SimpleCookingChannel  11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I liked it. It had a decent conclusion :D

  • @insekta1701
    @insekta1701 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Daryl Pring, you may not be heating up the mixture hot enough. I cooked mine on setting 9 which just before the "Hi" setting on my cooker, until the syrup turned a gold color. I tested it by letting some drip off a spoon into a glass of tap water. When the drip forms a solid ball in there water, it ready to pour and will set as hard candy. Hope this helps :).

    • @Reallich_
      @Reallich_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s perfectly fine how he did it? the browning is the sugar burning

  • @toaofanimation
    @toaofanimation 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks. :) I tried cooking it for a few extra minutes, and it hardened almost immediately!

    • @xvzdbx3311
      @xvzdbx3311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why does mine not

  • @seedestiny3334
    @seedestiny3334 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesse:
    This Is Glass Grade
    You're an artist mr white!

  • @MedievalSniper
    @MedievalSniper 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hey, I followed all your instructions, but mine is only 76% pure. What am I doing wrong?!

    • @michaelshoenfelt5475
      @michaelshoenfelt5475 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jesus christ, your not using enough minerals

    • @heyoktnk3693
      @heyoktnk3693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MedievalSniper use distilled water

    • @jookez2096
      @jookez2096 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think ur not using the right stuff

  • @K_Chris_YT
    @K_Chris_YT 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    youtube needs to put a double like button for videos like this

  • @MatthewWisebowtiesarecool
    @MatthewWisebowtiesarecool 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just finally got round to making this, made a lemon flavour, i only put one tea spoon in and it very strong, thanks for the recip

  • @nicholasmason9457
    @nicholasmason9457 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this guy is awesome, Lets hope he will get his own cooking show on TV would be awesome.
    and i like the breaking bad "menth"

  • @karenlarson3361
    @karenlarson3361 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    U Rock Dude!!! I did the milk trick btw!! I amazed my family!! Thx For Meh Not Being Bored lol!!!

    • @SimpleCookingChannel
      @SimpleCookingChannel  9 ปีที่แล้ว

      karen larson lol Thanks :D

    • @star-lorddavid-1015
      @star-lorddavid-1015 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SimpleCookingChannel I love breaking bad! Do you?

    • @thaermhedi7795
      @thaermhedi7795 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SimpleCookingChannel That video was great, thanks.
      Also you kind of look like heisenberg
      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jenaepeterson
    @jenaepeterson 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't been here in so long. This channel is still amazing!

  • @indigofox610
    @indigofox610 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how he wore the hazmat suit.! XD

  • @ChickenSwordz
    @ChickenSwordz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If I made this, for my reaction I would've gone "TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT" like Tuco from BB.

    • @joberogerson4950
      @joberogerson4950 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hank killed Tuco. Jesse hit him with a rock and shot him, but Hank put a bullet in his head.

    • @GoldenCenturyMotionPictures
      @GoldenCenturyMotionPictures 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I shot him fuck hank that asshole i betrayed my friend because of him

    • @ghettowizard378
      @ghettowizard378 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ChickenSwordz TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT, YEAH!!! LOL!!! THATS DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE SCENE!!!

  • @pidiwidon
    @pidiwidon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thanks for the video, me and my friend used rootbeer extract and it tasted AMAZING

  • @jjc2896
    @jjc2896 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A handy way to remove it once you've cracked the slab is to bend the tray (if you can). It really helped loosen up the fragments that were still stuck

    • @HalalKaibaLegacy
      @HalalKaibaLegacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you! That's a very helpful tip I'll definitely keep that in mind🤍

  • @Euzifyy
    @Euzifyy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Please help! I did everything that you said, but when I tried to hammer it after I let it set for half an hour, the stuff was very soggy and gooey, so I put it in the freezer for about 25 minutes, and it was still very soggy and gooey, so I couldn't hammer it or break it up. What did I do wrong?

    • @huellfring1434
      @huellfring1434 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still too much water I think.

  • @bananasoup4342
    @bananasoup4342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really like that you Australian because I have been looking for a while for this recipe in Australia

  • @jaydens3021
    @jaydens3021 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's the stuff man. That pure stuff.

    • @sanoober
      @sanoober 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      99.1%

    • @nazs22681
      @nazs22681 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jayden S best utuber ever not better than ALEX WASSABI

  • @abdullahal-dujaili6788
    @abdullahal-dujaili6788 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Best idea is to troll people and tell them its real crystal and sell it for millions haahaa

    • @blueberryboi9426
      @blueberryboi9426 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Real meth isn't blue.

    • @EndyPres
      @EndyPres 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was talking about diamonds not drugs

    • @Rockzilla1122
      @Rockzilla1122 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jude Pelaez it can be.

    • @JayPersing
      @JayPersing 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      JuicePouch oi, leave the kid alone, you made your point. and whats wrong with being a ciggarette?

    • @juicepouchgames
      @juicepouchgames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      julia kolb Cigarettes are bad for you and they kill people everyday.

  • @tomasherrera7203
    @tomasherrera7203 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So easy, thanks mr white.

  • @LKNL13
    @LKNL13 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can't wait to do this

    • @hjrmilton
      @hjrmilton 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're gonna have to wait...

    • @LKNL13
      @LKNL13 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Harry Milton :(

  • @pixelatedpaladin2826
    @pixelatedpaladin2826 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Definitely one of your best videos so far! Looking forward to seeing more from you :D

  • @mijiayuk-hei9571
    @mijiayuk-hei9571 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you so much for this.. i don't have peppermint essence so i use vanilla essence.. my sister love it so much..

  • @HerobrineisZFF
    @HerobrineisZFF 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Before i make this... can i use Vanilla essence as a substitute? none of my local stores stock in any type of mint or peppermint essence of any sort. cheers :)

  • @danie1893
    @danie1893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Materials:
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    ---------
    1 2 Liter Bottle (with cap)
    1 1 Liter Bottle (get 2 caps for it)
    1 20 oz. Bottle (with cap)
    1 Quart Jar
    2 ft. 1/4in. diameter rubber/plastic hose (aquarium hose works good)
    Coffee Filters
    1 Funnel
    1 Tubing Cutter (go to Home Depot)
    2 Plyers
    1 Roll of Ductape or Electrical Tape 1 Blender or Food Processor
    200 60mg Pseudophedrine HCL pills (Actifed, Sudafed, Suphedrine, etc.)
    1 1/2 cups Ammonium Nitrate fertilizer (33-0-0)
    3 cans starting fluid
    3 AA Energizer Lithuim Batteries
    1 bottle Red Devil brand Lye
    2 caps of water (use the top off the 2 liter)
    1 box Iodized Salt
    1 bottle Liquid Fire brand drain opener
    Procedure:
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    ---------
    1) Rinse and dry out all of your bottles. Be sure to get ALL of the
    moisture out. Don't go any further until they are completely dry.
    2) Put your pills into the blender or food processor and grind them
    into powder. Mix them in with the 1 1/2 cups of Ammoniun Nitrate
    fertilizer. Use the funnel to pour the mixture into the 2 liter
    bottle.
    3) Hold your cans of starting fluid upside-down and hold the button
    until all of the air is out. Once the air is out, use a screwdriver (I
    use a bottle opener.) to poke a hole in the bottom of the cans. Using
    the funnel again, pour the liquid (ethyl ether) out of the cans into
    the 2 Liter with the Ammonium Nitrate/pills mixture.
    4) Now you have to take the Lithium strips out of the batteries (This
    is why I recommend being experienced.). Tighten the tubing cutter onto
    the center of the battery and spin it around until the metal casing is
    cut. Be careful not to cut into the guts of the battery. If you mess
    up the battery may become extremely hot and catch fire. Next take your
    2 plyers and grab each end of the battery. Pull each side of the
    casing off. Once the insides are out of the casing, place them in an
    air tight container (Tupperware, Rubbermaid, etc.). They can be stored
    for up to 3 hours. The lithium will become very volatile if exposed to
    moisture in the air or water. Be careful!
    5) Unroll the guts of the first battery and remove the Lithium strip.
    There are two strips in a Lithium battery, so be sure not to get the
    wrong one. You do not want the one that has shiny metal around the
    edges. Tear the Lithium strip into tiny pieces and place them in the 2
    Liter. Do the same with the other two batteries.
    6) Take the cap off your bottle of Lye and fill its cap with it. Pour
    this into the 2 Liter as well. Use the funnel!
    7) Take the top of the 2 Liter and fill it with water. Pour the water
    into the 2 Liter. Repeat once. You should see little bubble floating
    to the top of the liquid in the bottle. Place the cap on the bottle
    and swish it around a little (do not shake!).
    8) Now your dope is cooking (I call it "rolling"). About every 5
    minutes loosen the cap a little to release the pressure and to make it
    "roll" a little harder. After about 10 seconds re-tighten the cap.
    Don't breathe too deeply, because gaseous ammonia is released.
    9) You have to keep adding Lye or your dope will stop "rolling". About
    every 20 minutes add about 1 cap (use the cap off the lye bottle!) of
    Lye. Tighten the top tight on the 2 Liter and shake the bottle
    vigorously for about 8 seconds. Loosen the top, releasing the
    pressure, and the dope will start "rolling" perfectly. Repeat every 20
    minutes. You do not want to use more than 2/3 bottle of Lye, so you
    may have to adjust the amount you add or how often you add it to make
    it go for 2 hours.
    10) After 2 hours, your dope is through "rolling". Get the funnel and
    place it in the 1 Liter bottle. Put two coffee filters in the funnel
    and pour the liquid from the 2 Liter through them into the 1 liter
    bottle. Pour a little at a time to make sure you don't let any get
    outside the filters. Once the 1 liter is filled, tighten the top on it
    all the way. It'll ruin your dope if you let dirt or moisture get into
    it.
    11) Take the 2nd top to the 1 liter and the top to the 20 oz. and cut
    holes in them barely big enough to fit the plastic/rubber hose into.
    Put each end of the hose into each top and make them air tight using
    ductape or electrical tape. Make sure you use a clean hose!
    12) Remove the cap from the 1 liter bottle and screw on the one with
    the hose attached to it. Pour iodized salt into your 20 oz. until it
    is filled about 1/2 inch from the bottom. Take the cap from your 2
    liter or another cap the same size and fill it with Liquid Fire. Pour
    the Liquid Fire onto the salt and tightly screw the top attached to
    the other end of the hose onto the 20 oz. Shake the 20 oz.
    left-to-right for about 4 seconds. Pump (squeeze and release) it once
    and sit it down. Smoke will begin the fill the 1 liter. As the smoke
    begins to go into the liquid, you will see the dope "fall". It looks
    snow. When the smoke stops, take the top off the 1 liter and tie a
    knot in the hose. Put the other top back on the 1 liter and shake it
    vigorously for 30 seconds. Let the crystal settle. Put the funnel over
    the jar with 2 new coffee filters it it and pour the liquid through
    them. A little bit of meth gets caught in the filters, but the rest
    stays in the bottle. Cut the top half of the bottle off and use a hair
    dryer to dry the crystal. Snort it or smoke it and get high as a bat.

    • @detailed.tutorials
      @detailed.tutorials 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro are you heiawnberg how tf do u know how to make this drugs i mean candy! omg omg you deserve more likes

    • @BlackBeardedDuck
      @BlackBeardedDuck 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wth

  • @joshhummel1284
    @joshhummel1284 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You're supposed to say bitch at the end

  • @macsen4648
    @macsen4648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the memories of watching you as a kid man. wow

  • @Robstrap
    @Robstrap 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I tried making this, and it ended up like a meth looking batch of sugar, I think I may have added too much sugar lol, tasted FKIN BANGING but I knew if I ate more diabetes would be coming.

  • @jesserubenstein400
    @jesserubenstein400 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I cant wait to sell this on the street!

    • @neisha9295
      @neisha9295 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can i buy some?

    • @jesserubenstein400
      @jesserubenstein400 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      neisha boiteux If you can afford it :3

    • @neisha9295
      @neisha9295 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      :P

    • @Snugglewarrior1
      @Snugglewarrior1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      How much we talking for a pound?

    • @Snugglewarrior1
      @Snugglewarrior1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      500 so ill take 10, meet me at new Mexico June 25 ill bring the money

  • @robertwestbrook9196
    @robertwestbrook9196 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for this video I'm going to sell this at school

  • @quandaledingle6554
    @quandaledingle6554 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jesse we need to cook

  • @ДобрыйволшебникЭдвинГудвин
    @ДобрыйволшебникЭдвинГудвин 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh, and the film's all so complicated, aluminum and other chemicals. And then water and sugar dye. But beware of Heisenberg, he is the one who knocks ...

  • @benos4x4adventures49
    @benos4x4adventures49 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol 😂 love it.
    Make sure Hank don't catch up lol

  • @qasim7360
    @qasim7360 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is this a sweet

  • @PeterBamforth
    @PeterBamforth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tried a few times with various amounts, didn't work at all for me

  • @bonles11
    @bonles11 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG I FOUND A COOKING CHANNEL WHERE THE TH-camR LIKES BREAKING BAD YOUR MY NOW #1 TH-camR :)

  • @RapBattIes
    @RapBattIes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i will make highschoolers do this at a school project

  • @mikahuurman8836
    @mikahuurman8836 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now I get it

  • @mohammedbassaid
    @mohammedbassaid 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has to be my favourite video of all !!

  • @tommy9390
    @tommy9390 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's how you make crystal meeeeth!

  • @jojowak
    @jojowak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    YEAH SCIENCE

  • @JayTailed
    @JayTailed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you saved me man, i started selling this stuff in my class and now i have over 60 dollars :>

  • @Robloxchat123
    @Robloxchat123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    why were you wearing a CONTAMINATION Suit

    • @coolapple14
      @coolapple14 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're making drugs.. you need to protect yourself.

    • @Robloxchat123
      @Robloxchat123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what could DRUGS possibly do to you besides he ate it at the end

    • @coolapple14
      @coolapple14 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robloxchat123 . Well, in breaking bad they wear it.. Soo yeah.

    • @Robloxchat123
      @Robloxchat123 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      idk what breaking bad is

    • @coolapple14
      @coolapple14 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      LOL HOW DO U NOT KNOW ABOUT BREAKING BAD? google it, its a good show.

  • @KatokiBunny
    @KatokiBunny 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I read so many of these comments and WOW. Our world is pretty idiotic.

  • @mrtjwitdabs6949
    @mrtjwitdabs6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i remember watching his videos when i was 12. brings back good memories man

  • @ElectronPower
    @ElectronPower 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Isn't it 99.1% pure, not 98.1?

  • @mlgchickenelite8567
    @mlgchickenelite8567 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    someone needs to make an MLG parody of this

    • @mlgchickenelite8567
      @mlgchickenelite8567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +milkioe The fuck is your problem?

    • @Didza02
      @Didza02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +milkioe lol why did you have to start a fight

    • @mlgchickenelite8567
      @mlgchickenelite8567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Didza 01 lol thanks bruh, youre awesome and I want some crystal menth

    • @xxxyol0xxxmadick688
      @xxxyol0xxxmadick688 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Darth-Yeti shut up JUST shut up

    • @original_username4539
      @original_username4539 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +MlgChickenElite This is a Cooking Video not a Black Ops Server please watch your language

  • @ICONOCLAST
    @ICONOCLAST 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I poured it onto the tray and it was too thin unfortunately, is there any way I can make it nice and thick the next time I make this? Thanks!

    • @Kityonerox
      @Kityonerox 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Thatdrummerboi Do you mean the liquid itself was too thin? Just keep it on the stove for a little bit longer and let a bit more of the water evaporate. That'll give you a thicker consistency :)

  • @Shadowofnightcomms
    @Shadowofnightcomms 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love Breaking Bad! :D

    • @claytonjensen9046
      @claytonjensen9046 11 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *Baking Bad* {Also I now know this is really popular comment} please, don't +1 because everyone else is. Thank you.

    • @epicyoyo12
      @epicyoyo12 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clayton Jensen +1

  • @alexisfogg9814
    @alexisfogg9814 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I make mine blueberry, since I like blueberry.

    • @nuraisyah2275
      @nuraisyah2275 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great me too blueberries

    • @rockstardev1318
      @rockstardev1318 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y'all like that blueberry meth? Sheesh

  • @mat2468xk
    @mat2468xk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice costume and pun, LOL.

  • @sil3nt777
    @sil3nt777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    you should make crack next time lol.

  • @damianclarke7845
    @damianclarke7845 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably the first video ive seen when he doesnt eat up his food crazy-like or crazy reactions but there still pretty funny.But his face was straight at the end

  • @zackbooth849
    @zackbooth849 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I thought this was gonna teach me how to make meth :((

    • @cjrussell2002
      @cjrussell2002 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol me to

    • @patrickalessi8881
      @patrickalessi8881 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right

    • @annstafford3886
      @annstafford3886 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You want to learn? Pay attention in chemistry class.

    • @Prepelig
      @Prepelig 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ann Stafford you need to knoow the end formula if you want to self theatch yourself or just search it on google. BITCH!

  • @OmegaGamerist
    @OmegaGamerist 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    it isn't getting hard :(
    I'm talking about the rock candy

  • @lilblankiesama269
    @lilblankiesama269 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video has like a little bit of an asmr effect. It's super pleasant.

  • @ninapooh3545
    @ninapooh3545 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think he had ybe suit on cause people dont read the title correct and think he is making real meth

  • @barbiegirle10
    @barbiegirle10 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i thought it said crystal meth

  • @Kdija89
    @Kdija89 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks.for.posting this recipe without corn syrup. Going to try this soon.

    • @Kdija89
      @Kdija89 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darn! I was so looking forward to tasting this. Unfortunately, it came up came out like syrup. So, I'm using it for Ice cones and to flavor drinks.

  • @noahcooper7626
    @noahcooper7626 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is int meth a drug

    • @nickgittings7191
      @nickgittings7191 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's a show called Breaking Bad. The guy In the show is a Crystal Meth cook. The meth in the show is blue. To answer your question, yes. Crystal Meth is the most addictive drug..

    • @noahcooper7626
      @noahcooper7626 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya but ident it elegy

    • @noahcooper7626
      @noahcooper7626 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      And who are you

    • @nickgittings7191
      @nickgittings7191 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      in the making of the show, they don't actually make meth. It's just a ton of rock candy..

    • @noahcooper7626
      @noahcooper7626 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok Well why is he wearing a hasmat suit

  • @sweetieleung8596
    @sweetieleung8596 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You're funny

  • @TickleMonster333
    @TickleMonster333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice, fun stuff! I'm gonna make some and send it to my cousin for her birthday she loves breaking bad. I'm assuming you are a fan too :)

  • @motion2597
    @motion2597 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Doesn't he mean meth

    • @kongtv1634
      @kongtv1634 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish he was making meth, I suggested he make cocaine sand everybody agreed, he replied but he didn't say no ;)

    • @dbxvhero9006
      @dbxvhero9006 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He put Menth because he put Mint extract in it

    • @jacobgleggsports5547
      @jacobgleggsports5547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he's a cook not a meth dealer

  • @christianbenkouakouahlijah8703
    @christianbenkouakouahlijah8703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gooday simple cooking channel. Dear friend, thank you so much for sharing this first-class knowledge. I am in CAMEROON (CENTRAL & WEST AFRICA). See you soon

  • @paulductionfilms7429
    @paulductionfilms7429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8 years later: and he still hasn't change the title of the video

  • @ChairmanZhongXiNa
    @ChairmanZhongXiNa 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks this is very helpful shared it at school everyone was at the toilets for a long time during english class.

  • @projectgamingxis6625
    @projectgamingxis6625 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    -say my name
    -.....simplecookingchannel
    -You're godamn right xD

  • @sidreid3859
    @sidreid3859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how did you keep clear? mine went cloudy

  • @ProjectFleek
    @ProjectFleek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's got the gloves and hazmat suit. 😂

    • @ProjectFleek
      @ProjectFleek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey I could easily go dupe some tweakers that've already been up a week though.

  • @charlieduncan3367
    @charlieduncan3367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is corn syrup required for this or can I do it without

  • @OwliSketches
    @OwliSketches 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    ahahahaha!!! You are awesome! I've always loved your show, but this is just too amazing!

  • @lolboxes
    @lolboxes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do you boil the water before you put the sugar in or do u put the sugar in while its boiling.

  • @wojciechkaminski2396
    @wojciechkaminski2396 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is amasing i will use this for sure today evan my mom agreed to help me make it wish me luck

  • @MaxMustermann-jq4ke
    @MaxMustermann-jq4ke 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I tried many recipes for blue meth, this is by far the best an simplest!!! Great 👍

    • @akseltrnnes1146
      @akseltrnnes1146 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are these sharp to eat? Like, do you have to be careful not to cut yourself when you eat them?

      And also, do they taste good?
      Thanks

    • @MaxMustermann-jq4ke
      @MaxMustermann-jq4ke 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akseltrnnes1146 the are not sharp, and they taste just like pure sugar.

    • @akseltrnnes1146
      @akseltrnnes1146 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MaxMustermann-jq4ke cool, thanks! Do you also know if I can swap out the peppermint essence with something else?

    • @suityboi2126
      @suityboi2126 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akseltrnnes1146 yes

  • @newmatey8
    @newmatey8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks man, now i'm the Walter White of candies.

  • @AbunaYeet
    @AbunaYeet 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    That`s AWESOME .. u r the best!

  • @JReed1985
    @JReed1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One thing I learned today when cooking meth (candy) for the third time was to not cook the sugar and syrup for too long because it will go brown and you'll get green meth. You want to stop after you've done the cold water trick. Sprinkle some with a spoon in cold water and dip you hand in to feel the string of candy. If it's hard and it snaps in your hand then you're ready to add the food coloring and tip in on your baking tray.

  • @BuziVeroKFT
    @BuziVeroKFT ปีที่แล้ว

    had a good time smokeing this

  • @enginozanaydin4765
    @enginozanaydin4765 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is f**** awsome! You are freaking awsome. I am a big fan of breaking bad and this looks excactly the same like the magic blue. I know this a a joke but i can really imagine that they done it the same way! Thank for this funny peppermint flavored crystal meth recipe

  • @izzygenie6312
    @izzygenie6312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    not exactly what I was going for but it's pretty cool! I should've paid attention to the "N".

  • @TaggingJoker
    @TaggingJoker 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah you can I did it turned out great

  • @johnhenry15
    @johnhenry15 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude! You are amazing!

  • @christhebirb
    @christhebirb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I am the one who cooks" - Jasonberg

  • @thisissoeasy
    @thisissoeasy 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was so cool!

  • @abggk2
    @abggk2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cookie monster approves this!