The Only Clothes a Dog Should Wear - Demetri Martin
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- Demetri Martin analyzes why dogs shouldn’t wear sweaters, the messed-up thing about tree houses and the inconveniences of public bathrooms.
Original airdate: September 9, 2012
About Demetri Martin. Stand-Up Comedian.
Demetri Martin explains why surprise party goers don't need to tell the birthday boy how to feel, what type of cigarette help people quit and how to halt tap dancers.
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Never thought I would see ice bear doing stand up comedy
Never thought _I_ would see him use self-possessive pronouns🐻❄️
*He copied Mitch Hedberg*
@@flelite3994 he has a very similar style
what is ice bear
@@04ra bro hasn't seen we bare bears 💀
This guy is just a one liner machine
*He copied Mitch Hedberg*
who copied Steven Wright
@@flelite3994 shut up
Try Anthony Jeselnik.
Demetri, Steven & Mitch are all great. All of them have dinstinct voices and styles and I don't think anybody is a copycat. But putting Antony Jeselnak in the same spot with these 3 great dudes is just... No.
the fact that he's still rocking the Justin briber is fckn hilarious!
Well, this clip is from 2012 according to the description, so I’m not sure how accurate it is to say “still.” ;)
No. Bieber has always rocked the Demetri Martin hair cut. Demetri has been around a LOT longer!
*He copied Mitch Hedberg*
*He copied Mitch Hedberg*
Jesus loves you!
The Immortal being known as Demetri Martin.
*He copied Mitch Hedberg*
@@flelite3994you’ve wrote this a lot. Mitch hedberg didn’t invent one liners. Go outside.
For people comparing him to Mitch, they toured at the same time. Demetri has been around since 97, dont let that baby face fool you, dude is pushing 50
this set is almost ten years old
@@louiearmstrong Still, that puts him at around 40 even though he looked like a round-faced 27-year-old!
Its kind of like Dante Basco whos the same age as him and still looks and sounds 16. Oh and Zuko voice Dante not the other way around xD.
Steven Wright, Demitri Martin & Mitch Headberg were/are the kings of surreal comic one-liners
I forgot how much I love Demetri!
Had no expectations when I clicked, but I loved it!
Same here 😂😂😂
One of the best and most underrated observational comedians ever!!! He could probably look at anything and make a hilarious joke out of it! 😂😂😂
Sounds like a typical homeroom conversation in any given middle school😁
*He copied Mitch Hedberg*
@@flelite3994 Exactly. Middle schoolers are not coming up with this crap. In fact, High Schoolers are dumb too.
That's actually a good idea I might just make dog jeans
Doooooo iiiiiittt
It won't work unless you have The cowboy hat too..
@@jones8041 Oh man, now we're going to need boots too
Jog
I've missed his comedy.
Seriously 😭
I never thought I'd see the day that ice bear would be a comedian
And don’t even GET ME started on what Pan-Pan can do 🤣🐼🥃th-cam.com/video/VHr2JqoOqYk/w-d-xo.html
“i saw a dog wearing a sweater..”
“ICE saw a dog wearing a sweater….”
“ICE BEAR SAW A DOG WEARING A SWEATER”
I doubt he spelled it "dog's" when writing his routine
Haha, some of these had Mitch Hedberg vibes
Mitch Hedberg is worse than this garbage
@@joshgreen7514 you have zero humor bro.
@@joshgreen7514 Mitch hedberg was hilarious so is demitri.
Ikr he and demitri have been my go to for pick me ups when I'm feeling like I could use a good laugh lol
Had the same feeling
“If you see someone smelling their hand, there’s never a good story behind that.” Hit home
*_I'm balding, my bangs are disappearing but I really wanna have this man's exact hair style_*
This is the voice of Ice Bear and Isaac, y'all😁
Randomly thought of this man yesterday and I forgot how funny he was
Ice Bear is the freaking best
Why does he look like a grown up version of one of the boyfriends from Scott Pilgrim? 😂
This guy is a genius 😂😂😂😂😂
*He copied Mitch Hedberg*
@@flelite3994 name one joke
@@anarchyseeds4406 *Your mom lol*
I love Demtri Martin! hilarious mind
*He copied Mitch Hedberg*
@@flelite3994 Who cares? Everyone has inspiration
@@Justsomenerd69 a lot of people care it's nearly joke theft
@@flelite3994 It really isn't. If someone makes rock music is that stealing someone else's music or do you have to invent your own genre to make music?
Similar style does not mean you stole their content
Made my day
Liked the automatic bathroom bit
How did I never come across him before? Brilliant comedy!
Mammals whether walking upright or on all fours all have arms in front and legs in the back. The front "legs" don't have backward bending knees, they're elbows. Prove me wrong.
Always will Demetri be one of my favs🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
I own his book, he is a comedic genius!
He wrote a book?
@@KevvoLightswift nah
So excited to see at the Taft in Cincy next year!
😂 ❤ I would love to find his routine about the guy inventing cheese, by letting milk spoil.
Hahahahha. Good to see Dimitri back on the saddle.
It is from 2012 but he still tours!
@@inwardpod he should do a special again.
I would watch him over Chapelle any day
This dude is great
Waiting for Demetri’s new special always
Coming to Netflix in April. I’m psyched
I'm just confused how he doesn't sound like Ice Bear and talks normally
My favorite
He’s this generations Steven Write
“Ice bear will make them laugh”
I love you Ice Bear. You're great.
🎶🎶 I asked, cause I'm not sure, does anybody tell real jokes anymore? Bow in the presence of greatness!🎶🎶
It takes a lot to make me laugh and I have a great sense of humor
You have a great sense of humour but it takes a lot to make you laugh? Sounds like you have a stubborn sense of humour 😂
so the only time you laugh is when its some mainstream comedian making jokes for 12 year olds?
"I have a great idea! Let's write in the thumbnail, 'Dog Is Don't Have Arms!"
Nice apostrophe work, Comedy Central. 🙄
Dimitri makes cursing sound alright.
Brilliant
Dude's awesome
I have the movie 'Taking Woodstock'! Great crazy movie! I did not know that he did stand-up! 😳
Ok that letter joke got me
1:15 😂
Demetri, Ismo and Jim Gaffigan are on a whole different level 😂
this is so so cute
Love how you see the world, you’re hilarious 😂 x
RIP Mitch Hedberg
Ex girlfriend’s personality 😄😄
Ice Bear loves comedy
😂 ok the American joke got me.🤣👍👍
Young George Carlin lol I love it when intelligent guys do comedy. This guy is probably a total nerd. Awesome. Right now I'm totally into Jimmy Car, but nice to see new stuff
jimmy car is a very new way to say george carlin
This isn’t even close to George Carlin. Demetri isn’t ranting about his rudimentary societal worldviews.
Demetri is better.
I want to start a band with the bass playing Rottweiler. He can wear his two pairs of skinny jeans, and I'll wear a sweater as pants like the mom in Beetlejuice.
new podcast SPORTS KARDS NATION very funny i laughed my ass off
4:08
Hilarious
I’m getting some serious Mitch Hedberg vibes here
2024 special on Netflix, its him
Dimitri goated fr
His jean sizing 😅
I live in Bear County, but it’s spelled Bexar County. Now I know what’s up with that “x”.
Actually dogs have two arms and two legs. Elbows and knees are the key
Ice bear
That's the first comment? Cmon. I'm going to go ahead and give this kid a chance. I will re-edit as we go. I watch comics professionally. Let me give review here.
Ironic how the voice actor for ICE bear would be doing stand up comedy
"Ice bear doesn't like dogs"
I need to put skinny jeans on my Rottweiler lolol #DemetriMartin
So the proofreader was on vacation when you made the still for this clip? “Dog’s” don’t have arms?
Technically, based on their shoulder joints and wrist bones, dogs DO have arms. They just walk on them.
Actually, it's infrared sensors not lasers.
Also, this video is from 2012. Martin is not an ageless being.
Ice Bear!!!!!!
😁😆😂🤣
This guy reminds me of Mitch Hedberg.
Put a piece of toilet paper over the toilet sensor and you won’t have that problem;)
This guy is 48, looks like 24, HOW!!??!! no hair loss. lucky bastard.
who would've thought ice bear would be a great comiden
Demitri Martin, aka the lil Wayne of comedy. This nigga the goat
Can’t believe he voiced ice bear
IT'S TRUE.
ice bear is ice bear
Steven Wright but less stoned.
He looks like the Karate Kid Ralph Macchio wearing a Justin Beiber wig.
Demitri looks like Ray Romano. This is good though.
Ice Bear? Is that you?
Texan sized is bigger
Ice Bear 😊
YEP. YOUR RIGHT.
I CAME HERE FOR ICE BEAR
I’ve always been a big fan Demetri Martin’s comedy but for some reason he really seems to be in a Mitch Hedberg impersonation during this clip. Maybe I gotta see the whole special first
0:27 Childhood Ruined.
🐼: “Hold my life ‘n soul in rectangular form lmao”: th-cam.com/video/KuogF8kr2yg/w-d-xo.html
This guy voiced Ice bear btw
I CANT BELIEVE HES ICE BEARS VA
WHY NOT???? YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN ANY COMEDIANS TO VOICE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BEFORE?
@@ML-jk3sz NO??? AKBDNANS
“American”😂
My clothes are easy sized
And of course, the automatic toilets never actually flush when you get up.
HUGE mitch hedberg vibes 😂
I predicted one of his stall jokes but it should’ve been “I ran out of toilet paper. Could you get me a roll?
I was wondering if he would have done a guy in the room, close to orgasm, "uh, uh, uh, sigh, man! I was so close! Now I have to start all over again!"