Fun fact, the first recorded gender reveal party I could find was a surprise to the mother too. She gave a letter which she never read before to the baker making a cake with instructions, and the gender, it said to make a vanilla cake with a completely white exterior, then die the inside pink or blue for a girl or a boy respectively. They cut the cake, and it was blue, she was excited with her husband, so was her immediately friends and family. That's it. That's the first recorded instance I could find. This was a woman who had been having trouble having children.
My aunt had a gender reveal party, it was only her parents, nephews/nieces, siblings, in law siblings and in law parents. All she did was pop a balloon inside the house, hand out cake and muffins and other food, nothing dangerous
When I was pregnant and everyone wanted to know I said it simply. "Girl." Plus being the center of attention like that sounds so stressful and anxiety-inducing. Had a baby shower my family put together and that was even too much. Can't imagine doing something wild like that.
My aunt’s gender reveal party was literally just eating bee themed cake pops with either pink or blue inside, and the most of either color determines the baby’s gender. It did nothing but provide a nice, peaceful party and a delicious cake pop. No deaths. Absolutely mild compared to these crazy gender reveal parties.
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Imagine having a kill count before you were born.
"you don't have to kill your friends and family to reveal the gender of your baby"
Imagine being the kid that was revealed. "Yeah, my parents committed a war crime to announce my existence."
Fun fact, the first recorded gender reveal party I could find was a surprise to the mother too. She gave a letter which she never read before to the baker making a cake with instructions, and the gender, it said to make a vanilla cake with a completely white exterior, then die the inside pink or blue for a girl or a boy respectively. They cut the cake, and it was blue, she was excited with her husband, so was her immediately friends and family. That's it. That's the first recorded instance I could find. This was a woman who had been having trouble having children.
Imagine being born and having to hear your gender reveal party was the cause of someone's death. Top 3 massive oofs
Imagine your child finding out that they’re ultimately the reason that they never got to meet Aunt Sally
My aunt had a gender reveal party, it was only her parents, nephews/nieces, siblings, in law siblings and in law parents. All she did was pop a balloon inside the house, hand out cake and muffins and other food, nothing dangerous
"My parties were killing before I even born."
"I'm so sorry for your loss, how'd they pass?"
That child has to grow up with the knowledge that his gender reveal caused the deaths of 2 people
When I was pregnant and everyone wanted to know I said it simply. "Girl." Plus being the center of attention like that sounds so stressful and anxiety-inducing. Had a baby shower my family put together and that was even too much. Can't imagine doing something wild like that.
A Dothraki gender reveal without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.
"If we hit the pinkish planet, it's a girl, if we hit the blue one it's a boy!" - Some alien somewhere.
Can’t wait to look up in the sky 5 years from now and read “ITS A BOY” on the cone of a nuclear warhead before it erases my city from existence
My aunt’s gender reveal party was literally just eating bee themed cake pops with either pink or blue inside, and the most of either color determines the baby’s gender. It did nothing but provide a nice, peaceful party and a delicious cake pop. No deaths. Absolutely mild compared to these crazy gender reveal parties.
It feels like we live in a real life South Park.
It's like they're sacrificing someone as some weird sort of ritual for good health of their child, but disguising it as a gender reveal party.
"Listen son, you're so special that we ended up sacrificing 2 lives for your gender reveal"
Imagine you are at a gender reveal party and the last thing you see is a pink cannon ball flying towards your head at 100 mph LMAO💀
We didn’t do a reveal party for either of our kids. We had our photographer take pictures of just us revealing the gender.