Hey guys, hope you enjoy the video! This pinned comment is just to let you all know i will be away from my PC for around 3 weeks because i'm going on a little camping vacation! Hope you all understand. Looking forward to seeing your comments! - Pilps
Ninja that tried to assassinate oda nobunaga shot him from a tree. With 2 guns. But his armor stopped both shots. The ninja was then caught and had his head sawn in half down the middle while alive...
Shimazu: When you were partying I studied the blade Mori: That gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen Chosokabe: This is my new bow, let me show you its features hehehehe Ottomo. DEUS VULT INFIDEL Oda:For everyone of us who falls ten more will take his place Takeda: ROHIRIM Ikko Ikki: FOR THE DARK GODS Date and Usesugi: When in doubt, Attack! Tokugawa:I will make a offer you cant refuse Hojo: Katyusaha Hattori: Omae wa mou shindeiru
@@AnthonyLopez-lb2bd they follow the same religion. Its simply a different (the jodo shinshu) sect of shinto buddhism where the religious leaders were attempting to overthrow the feudal lords. The ikko ikki were just a (very large and almost successful) rebellion lead by part of the religious elite. kind of like the protestant reformation. Except unsuccessful
Other clans: "We have a somewhat limited deployment area, but we make it work." Hattori: "Amateurs." Other clans: "What?" *ninjas appear everywhere* Hattori: "AMATEURS!"
The Otomo Experience: Haha Guns go Brrr The Hojo Experience: Haha Artillery go Brrr The Takeda Experience: Haha Horsies go Brrr The Hattori Experience: Haha enemy moral go Brrr
4:28 *Pulls out a sword* Samurai: Lets see how your short sword can compete against my blade Ninja: Im gonna do whats called a "pro gamer move" *pulls out a flashbang*
1:10 "Nice weather, innit?" "Kinda sucks our uniform is mostly black." "True. But it's great for staying warm in winter." "Good point there, but don't you feel pretty edgy in these?" "Eh, a little bit."
The Takeda: "Let's those black-skinny suit know the might of out cavalry" Hattori Ninja and peasant with kisho training: "HaHa" stabbing horse fat ass from behind.
Frontline troops: we got this, our archers are supporting us from a safe position Hattori: Helo General: well at least I'm still alive Hattori: *Are you sure about that?*
@robertharris6092 Samurai or not there was definitely some hatred for ninja among other Samurai. While a captured Samurai could expect a relatively clean execution 7/10 a captured Ninja could expect a horrific drawn out death after an _extensive_ “interrogation,”
This format is the best of both worlds, it mixes those 5 minute "the ____ experience" shitposts, and a several hour long letsplay series, into a 30 minute -shitseries- playpost (Is shitseries crossed out for anyone? It should be strikethrough, but im on mobile and its not showing for me.)
Yeh it striked through aha and yeah, i try to get all blended into one. I hate how long & lazy let's plays are and i wanna show the whole story of the campaign as much as i can, with epic and funny parts :D
Im completely with you, i just get bored a couple episodes in, because its mostly uncut, and progress is slow compared to a shooter game. Though this way, as the creator youre done with a whole campaign in 1 video, so you earn much less then a lets play series would. Even with how much views drop off after the first couple videos, im pretty sure you earn more with the same subcount, doing a lets play, than you would a video like this, since some of those subscribers (even if a small minority) will watch all the episodes, and if youre done with a campaign in 1 video, theres not a thing that your most dedicated viewers can do to help you out, beyond watching the 1 video. I kinda went on a tangent there, sorry.
A very well trained Japanese army that could defeat anything it would fight: Okay guys we are winning, so all we need to do now is to not- Some quiet boys wearing pajamas: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*
With all those mods its probably best you can quick save, i always forget to save my games, and when im playing something like hearts of iron 4 with a million mods, it tends to crash. Often.
Hottori have more upkeep for units so much so that in legendary difficulty every turn is constant struggle to keep your money slightly above minus But it's goddamn fun to attack your enemy from all sides with cav and mele infantry
Mass spam them, surround the enemy on all sides. Have a small force of yari charging them in the open to distract them, with one or two cavarly units to come in for an extra high speed flank, then as they are focused on your yari, charge all your ninja and cav from all sides, they will break within seconds!
you know, the end cinematic to any Shogun 2 campaign is probably the best of any TW game. The Diamyo of your clan, revered through the centuries all the way to modern Japan, the clan banner hanging from a modern skyscraper. I have to wonder if the Japan depicted remained a Shogunate, or maybe I'm reading too much into it lol
Ninja : *Teleports behind you* "Nothing Personal Kiddo" Hattori Ninja : *teleports behind Ninja* "Omae wa mou shindeiru" Great Video as always dude! You keep the content great as previously! Keep on the great work man :D
@@victuz Personnel means something else tho? Atleast in german, personal means like from one person to another while personnel means something like working staff
Imagine this kind of shogunate, filled with spy networks everywhere and keeping tab on everyone. Every problem is handled via Assassination. Also when admiral Perry come sure he can enter the harbour but he and his crew got Assassinated later that night and their body and ship disappear.
I only see 4s now and I'm already rolling on the ground laughing. ... Otherwise perfect again, I can't help but for me Shogun2 is still the best Total war and the fact that someone makes videos like this is incredible for me and I can't wait for what will happen next. As a die-hard Shogun 2 fan, thank you very much.
As Amaterasu's descendents rule the Imperial court, Tsukuyomi's followers now rule the Shogunate. The Emperor in the light of Amaterasu's sun, and Tsukuyomi now in the shadow's of night, through the Hattori Shogunate.
"Let's send hundreds of ninjas who study the way of the shadow and hides in the night to fight in broad daylight without a hiding spot and armor." *VICTORY*
Wait ... they are all sharply dressed ... with full face cover ... masters of stealth ... and appears out of nowhere to kill you ... *In TF2 spy voice* Magnificent ... *Heavy french snorting intensifies*
Out of curiosity I did a quick calculation, pilps lost 75 units and going with the 150 men per unit average, they lost about ~11,250 men, could less or more due to not knowing how big the units might be. (obviously pilps blew up more from units that didn't permanently die and later got them replenished) in comparison pilps took out 2133 units with yet again the 150 men per unit average that amounts to a nice ~320,000 enemy casualties. Presumably pilps didn't leave no enemies alive because there shall not be any witnesses, meaning that the enemy casualties are closer to that final number than pilps's casualties are. So yeah, pretty terrifying imo xD Edit: I quickly counted that the enemy casualties are 28x times that of pilps's.
ok so i got like..questions, 1: what mods you using 2: what gives you these cool maps 3: what gives you those cool kisho ninja, i only got like 1 alternativ...p2w?
Шикарная анимация сражений между воинами один на один, добивания. Даже захотелось ещё раз самому компанию пройти.)😁 За озвучку отдельное спасибо, и за гейшу!😄
If someone knows how to play this please explain what I just watched like... just wha? Why is the AI not doing shit, why are the units climbing the wall and why isn't DJ Kahled featured?
All units can climb! The ninjas are hard to spot for the AI when they are hidden with their special ability, and they don't fall when climbing walls! You can essentially infiltrate a castle and start taking it over before the AI is to late to realise what is happening
I guess they thought it would be a good position to rely on the cliff edges of the ocean and focus all fortification's & men on the mainland side, either way they are cornered! aha
Your videos are amazing, yet your channel so young. You sorta like the Jesus of total war content. Sorta just popped up outta nowhere and now everyone loves you. Keep up the great work man!
-OK guys, we're going on a trip to Japan Girls: WOW! Japanese culture is so beautiful! I can't wait to take some selfies at the Tokyo tower! Weebs: heavy breathing intensifies Boys: 19:55
0:38 Wow the Hattori are so good at espionage, they already stole the Qing Dynasty's theme song. A hundred years before they even existed and from an alternate universe no less.
I’m just wondering how with my 6 Star Hattori Ninja. He was sent to kill a 1 Star monk (literally the easiest kill for a ninja) and he fucking died. Creative Assembly, pLs nerf monks
Hey guys, hope you enjoy the video! This pinned comment is just to let you all know i will be away from my PC for around 3 weeks because i'm going on a little camping vacation! Hope you all understand. Looking forward to seeing your comments! - Pilps
Thanks for another great video and and have fun by your deserved vacation ^^
Have fun and i think everyone will understand 👑
Have fun!
Thanks dude! I will :)
Thank you :D
Ninjas. Because Japanese problems require Japanese solutions.
Such as katana wielding weapons of mass destruction in black pyjamas
Drayran hattori hanzo will be pleased
Hattori logic: we can hide anywhere while wearing black, even in day light
*EVEN IN SNOW*
@@Pilps EVEN IN WATER
That and there stuff is a lot more expensive since there whole line up both there ashiaru and sammuri are trained to do that.
The only explanation for that is magic.
(No really, they used "magic" at those times. Whether it worked or not is left to your imagination)
"WE ARE BATMAN"
Failed assassination attempt be like:
Guards: *SNEEZE*
Hattori: "Bless you."
Guards: "Wat"
Hattori: "Wat"
Guards: *SCREAMS*
Hattori: *SCREAMS*
That is freaking great dude underrated joke
This is brilliant aha :'D
Hattori: Hey
Guard: Hey
Hattori: *WHAT*
that joke reminds me of the 80's comedies.
Shinobi no mono da!
Ah yes, the ultimate form of ninjutsu, only achievable by years and years of training,
the gun.
And the fire bomb ;)
Ninja that tried to assassinate oda nobunaga shot him from a tree. With 2 guns. But his armor stopped both shots. The ninja was then caught and had his head sawn in half down the middle while alive...
@@robertharris6092 Are you referring to Ishikawa Goemon?
Guns were one of ninja's favorite weapons for assassination, the attempt on Nobunaga was only one example.
@@GeorgeVega Pretty sure he's talking about Sugitani Zenjubo
“Nothin Personnel, Kid”: The Faction
*stabby stabby*
Without the **Teleports Behind U** experience
dagdamor1 “ it’s just business “
@Wolfgang Mclain The misspelling is part of the original “Coldsteel the Hedgehog” meme
@@YukitoOnline Given their vanguard deployment, they *do* teleport behind you
Hattori Ninja: I want to kill the enemy leader, but the clap of my dummy thicc thighs keeps on alerting the guards.
Damm dat ninja boy thicc doe!
You are pretty good
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Technically, a thicc ninja should be called kunoichi. :)
I am now imagining a thicc neko ninja boy
Wearing black on a green battlefield: MAXIMUM STEALTH
Wearing black.... *IN THE SNOW*
There should be a mod where the ninjas use camos
Sneak 100
I mean seriously thats what they did. If they didn’t go in civil in the first place.
Ninjas goths that have actually killed people
samurai: NO YOU CANT JUST KILL SOMEONE BEHIND THIER BACKS
*ninja: hahhaha, spiny star go whoosh*
*Heh heh, stabby stabby!*
@@Pilps fun fact most shinobi during the sengoku jidai were Samurai :)
@@ravenstrategist1325 Even more interesting tidbit, Ninja were usually far more loyal to their lords than samurai.
@@dulguunmurunbarsbold210 shinobi were usually just units of samurai deployed for night time raids and the such though.
Binja
Cant be dishonourable if no one honourable is left
*BIG BRAIN*
The best way to defeat the Hattori clan, go in options and turn shadows off. Thank me later boys.
OH FUCK!
He’s to dangerous to be left alive !
He knows too much
This knowledge should be forbidden.
Why? i dont understand
Shimazu: When you were partying I studied the blade
Mori: That gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen
Chosokabe: This is my new bow, let me show you its features hehehehe
Ottomo. DEUS VULT INFIDEL
Oda:For everyone of us who falls ten more will take his place
Takeda: ROHIRIM
Ikko Ikki: FOR THE DARK GODS
Date and Usesugi: When in doubt, Attack!
Tokugawa:I will make a offer you cant refuse
Hojo: Katyusaha
Hattori: Omae wa mou shindeiru
Dark... gods?
For everyone of us who falls ten more will take his place - I understood that reference
Inb4 Chosokabe sliding instant legolas mod
@@robertharris6092 They are the only other faction besides the otomo who follow a different religion
@@AnthonyLopez-lb2bd they follow the same religion. Its simply a different (the jodo shinshu) sect of shinto buddhism where the religious leaders were attempting to overthrow the feudal lords. The ikko ikki were just a (very large and almost successful) rebellion lead by part of the religious elite. kind of like the protestant reformation. Except unsuccessful
Lol That statue is gonna haunt kids for generations. I was half expecting an empty pedestal or the statue to be hidden behind it lmao.
No! It will inspire future generations to become Ninja for the modern army of Japan!
@@PilpsLet's hope that doesn't happen
Tourist: Where's the statue?
Statue: Right behind you
@@Mrkabrat that sounds like a weeping angel
Other clans: "We have a somewhat limited deployment area, but we make it work."
Hattori: "Amateurs."
Other clans: "What?"
*ninjas appear everywhere*
Hattori: "AMATEURS!"
*Heh heh, laughs in flanking*
Other clans: NANI?
Hattori: omae wa mou shindeiru
*shrieking noise*
Pilps *cries in archers*
Other clans: Those who attack enemies from behind are not warriors
Hattori: Brave words for someone within assassination distance
*heh heh, stabby stabby.*
Tokugawa: "Perhaps. But the last one standing gets to call themselves a warrior with no-one left to deny them."
*brave words for someone who sleeps
*If we're not warriors, then it's dishonorable for you to attack us*
Hattori: You can't preach honor, if you're dead.
The Otomo Experience: Haha Guns go Brrr
The Hojo Experience: Haha Artillery go Brrr
The Takeda Experience: Haha Horsies go Brrr
The Hattori Experience: Haha enemy moral go Brrr
It's beautiful!
@@Pilps holy fuck you do reply to all of them
4:28
*Pulls out a sword*
Samurai: Lets see how your short sword can compete against my blade
Ninja: Im gonna do whats called a "pro gamer move"
*pulls out a flashbang*
EBIC!
Daimyo : Don't worry man...we're safe behind our castle walls
*Hattori ninjas suddenly behind the wall
HELLO THERE!
*Guess it's time to die!*
*shrek: OH HELLO THERE
General Ke nobi! You are a honorable one.
@@orangvii3633 another fine addition to my collection
1:10 "Nice weather, innit?"
"Kinda sucks our uniform is mostly black."
"True. But it's great for staying warm in winter."
"Good point there, but don't you feel pretty edgy in these?"
"Eh, a little bit."
Haha ! :D
"Ninjas are master of assassination and stealth"
Shogun 2 steamworkshop: Let's recruit thousand of them.
*BLACK PYJAMA BOIS!*
*Don't* *lie* *to* *us* *Pilps*
*You* *blew* *up* *half* *your* *ashigaru* *making* *this* *video* *didn't* *you?*
*Acceptable causalities intensifies*
*laughs in Imperial Guard*
@@warvester I think you mean shovel noises intensifies
Hojo bomb throwers got nothing on Kisho ninja when it comes to friendly fire.
The Takeda: "Let's those black-skinny suit know the might of out cavalry"
Hattori Ninja and peasant with kisho training: "HaHa" stabbing horse fat ass from behind.
*heh heh, stabby stabby*
Frontline troops: we got this, our archers are supporting us from a safe position
Hattori: Helo
General: well at least I'm still alive
Hattori: *Are you sure about that?*
*heh heh, stabby stabby.*
Ah yes, finally...
The Naruto Experience
Haha, pretty much!
Yeah. Because in naruto there is also a daimyo.
@@olympusknight7805 ah yes the person who would always associate simple jokes with history and think they owned the person who made the joke
@@olympusknight7805 Any of the Kage (Hokage springs to mind) fill in the role of daimyo
Lord Shimura: Jin, Terror is not a weapon of samurai...
Jin: lol
Hattori: ROFL
Hojo:LMAOWTF.
Perfect summary aha
Well almost all shinobi were actually samurai...
@@robertharris6092 yes i know.
@robertharris6092
Samurai or not there was definitely some hatred for ninja among other Samurai. While a captured Samurai could expect a relatively clean execution 7/10 a captured Ninja could expect a horrific drawn out death after an _extensive_ “interrogation,”
This format is the best of both worlds, it mixes those 5 minute "the ____ experience" shitposts, and a several hour long letsplay series, into a 30 minute -shitseries- playpost
(Is shitseries crossed out for anyone? It should be strikethrough, but im on mobile and its not showing for me.)
Yeh it striked through aha and yeah, i try to get all blended into one. I hate how long & lazy let's plays are and i wanna show the whole story of the campaign as much as i can, with epic and funny parts :D
Im completely with you, i just get bored a couple episodes in, because its mostly uncut, and progress is slow compared to a shooter game. Though this way, as the creator youre done with a whole campaign in 1 video, so you earn much less then a lets play series would. Even with how much views drop off after the first couple videos, im pretty sure you earn more with the same subcount, doing a lets play, than you would a video like this, since some of those subscribers (even if a small minority) will watch all the episodes, and if youre done with a campaign in 1 video, theres not a thing that your most dedicated viewers can do to help you out, beyond watching the 1 video. I kinda went on a tangent there, sorry.
Plus theres a real sense of dramatic framing and scene...
A shithrough.
13:42
Ah, yes, the classic napoleonic Japanese charge trumpet.
you love to see it!
Absolutely dishonorable
I like it
*Stabby stabby!*
There's nothing dishonorable about ambush
**Nothing**
Lord shimura anger intesify
„A shinobi should know the difference between honor and victory.“
-someone who cut your arm of and left you to die
ABSORUTERY DISONORABUR
*commits sudoku*
This channel is so underrated
Thanks man :)
The victory ending of the Hattori clan cutscene when they go into the modern era should be void of citizens cause all of them are well hidden.
A very well trained Japanese army that could defeat anything it would fight: Okay guys we are winning, so all we need to do now is to not-
Some quiet boys wearing pajamas: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*
Ok this is the best one so far
@@Pilps Why thank you! I guess you could say that your reply was...
Unexpected.
@@YourMomACommie THIS GUY IS ON A ROLE!
Hi Chi Minh is that you?
Technically they wouldn’t want to introduce themselves
10:34 "I played enough with this sword"
drops it and take another
*awkwardly dies off camera* ;)
Things i've learned from this series:
- Explosions make everything better.
- Enemies can't see you if they are on fire.
Very true & wise words!
Literally anyone: Man I sure do love being alive.
Hattori: We sure don’t
*stabby stabby*
"My lord, about 80 ninjas are running towards our east flank"
"Ninjas? what ninjas? I don't see any ninjas"
PYJAMA BOIS ADVANCING!
You must be mistaken... There's absolutely no one here.
Must've been the wind
Uh oh the ninja boys are gaming
*FORNITE DANCES*
Pilps 😂
“Only cowards strike from the shadows” - Lord Shimura
*The Hattori would like to know your location.*
HA! Lord Shimura should've thaught you better! *Slides towards you and stabs your spine*
"There is a difference between honor and victory." -- Ashina Genichiro
"NOOOooo! You can't just assassinate my general and daymio!"
"Haha, ninja go sneak sneak"
*heh heh, stabby stabby.*
It's incredible to survive a stab in the neck while your sleeping. That guy either have a stronk ass neck or a very good healer.
Probably one of the most bullshit things i've seen aha
@@Pilps So what's next on the list m8 :)
Nah the agent just swapped his dagger for a butter knife, common mistake
@@Pilps yeah that animation made me mad and I wanted to fire that ninja 🥷 but I couldn’t find him
You set it to legendary difficulty and can quick-save?
*You naughty naughty you teasing me you naughty naughty*
Still a great vid!
The mods allow it! But great meme, i love that one!
With all those mods its probably best you can quick save, i always forget to save my games, and when im playing something like hearts of iron 4 with a million mods, it tends to crash. Often.
Best 20 minutes of my life, besides the 20 minutes I spent watching your other videos
Ayeeeeeeeee ;) Thank you!
10:08 442th Infantry Regiment defeats nazi formation.
*heh heh, sneaky stabby stabby*
Ah yes, our allies shall storm the castle, and we will support them.
*watches from the next hill as the allies do all the fighting and dying*
It's the Hattori way! :D
The Hattori do a bit of trolling
Clans: "FIGHT US WITH HONOR ON THE BATTLEFIELD YOU COWARDS!"
Hattori ninja army: *"Yes, but actually no"*
*heh heh stabby stabby*
@@Pilps *nothing personnel, kid*
Hottori have more upkeep for units so much so that in legendary difficulty every turn is constant struggle to keep your money slightly above minus
But it's goddamn fun to attack your enemy from all sides with cav and mele infantry
It's not that hard if you trade with all the new clans and have a shit tonne of settlements with saki dens & farms :D
@@Pilps yeah i personally build all financial buildings before realm divide
Uhm hey did hattori cav have kido training too
Hey, y’all.
How do you guys like to employ the Hisho Ninjas on the battlefield? I never really figured them out and I’ve played the game for awhile.
Mass spam them, surround the enemy on all sides. Have a small force of yari charging them in the open to distract them, with one or two cavarly units to come in for an extra high speed flank, then as they are focused on your yari, charge all your ninja and cav from all sides, they will break within seconds!
@@Pilps Thank you!!!!
Samurai: *Kills that guy*
His Teammates: Aight, your soul is mine
1:32
YAAAAAAAARRAGHJHHJ
you know, the end cinematic to any Shogun 2 campaign is probably the best of any TW game. The Diamyo of your clan, revered through the centuries all the way to modern Japan, the clan banner hanging from a modern skyscraper. I have to wonder if the Japan depicted remained a Shogunate, or maybe I'm reading too much into it lol
Its pretty darn cool! Its the same and a call back to the winning cinematic in the first Shogun game, it's the exact same cinematic!
@@Pilps ah shogun 1 was a bit before my time, my first tw game was rome 1
Ninja : *Teleports behind you*
"Nothing Personal Kiddo"
Hattori Ninja : *teleports behind Ninja*
"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
Great Video as always dude! You keep the content great as previously! Keep on the great work man :D
*heh, heh, stabby stabby!* Thanks man glad you enjoyed it :)
Personnel*
@@victuz wat?
@@eiskohl8575 Nothing personnel kid
@@victuz Personnel means something else tho?
Atleast in german, personal means like from one person to another while personnel means something like working staff
Imagine this kind of shogunate, filled with spy networks everywhere and keeping tab on everyone. Every problem is handled via Assassination. Also when admiral Perry come sure he can enter the harbour but he and his crew got Assassinated later that night and their body and ship disappear.
Heh heh *stabby slashy*
I only see 4s now and I'm already rolling on the ground laughing. ... Otherwise perfect again, I can't help but for me Shogun2 is still the best Total war and the fact that someone makes videos like this is incredible for me and I can't wait for what will happen next. As a die-hard Shogun 2 fan, thank you very much.
Thanks dude glad you enjoy the videos :)
The Hattori Clan: Brb We'll just Naruto run to Kyoto to get that Shogun seat
*heh heh, stabby stabby!*
As Amaterasu's descendents rule the Imperial court, Tsukuyomi's followers now rule the Shogunate. The Emperor in the light of Amaterasu's sun, and Tsukuyomi now in the shadow's of night, through the Hattori Shogunate.
I'd be very interested to see "the (blank) experience" videos for other total war games
Don't worry that's planned for the channel! :)
I feel like the Oda Experience is going to be fire, like I love all of the TW Experiences so far but I feel like Oda is going to be special
Maybe.... wait and see :D Glad you enjoy the videos
0:37 Hears Mastery of the Arts....I see what you did there.
;D
Daimyos: NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE AN ARMY OF STEALTHY ASSASSINS THAT'S DISHONOURABLE
Hattori: Haha, Ninja go
*heh heh, stabby stabby!*
That “Here I go killin’ again.” soundbite will never not be hilarious to me.
Dude where did you stab him, the toe?! He was Sleeping!
I've said this on some of the 'Enemy Wounded' scenes lol
Such bullshit aha :D
"Let's send hundreds of ninjas who study the way of the shadow and hides in the night to fight in broad daylight without a hiding spot and armor."
*VICTORY*
A GLORIOUS VICTORY WILL SOOOOOOOOOOON BE YOURS!!!!
6:18 exactly where I lost my sides
And so did the enemies! Haha, glad you enjoyed that part, it's probably my favourite
Wait ... they are all sharply dressed ... with full face cover ... masters of stealth ... and appears out of nowhere to kill you ...
*In TF2 spy voice* Magnificent ...
*Heavy french snorting intensifies*
*Gentlemen*
Out of curiosity I did a quick calculation, pilps lost 75 units and going with the 150 men per unit average, they lost about ~11,250 men, could less or more due to not knowing how big the units might be. (obviously pilps blew up more from units that didn't permanently die and later got them replenished) in comparison pilps took out 2133 units with yet again the 150 men per unit average that amounts to a nice ~320,000 enemy casualties. Presumably pilps didn't leave no enemies alive because there shall not be any witnesses, meaning that the enemy casualties are closer to that final number than pilps's casualties are. So yeah, pretty terrifying imo xD
Edit: I quickly counted that the enemy casualties are 28x times that of pilps's.
The more you know! :D
@@Pilps I'm glad you liked my comment, which I had forgotten I made :D It definetly made my day, thanks!
"To see us is a dangerous thing. But it is infinitely more dangerous if you cannot see us, and can only hear our laughter."
Ooooo I like that!!
6:20 That Ninja sounds like he is about to explode. XD
Also, this video has lots of ninjas.
*heh heh, stabby stabby.*
ok so i got like..questions,
1: what mods you using
2: what gives you these cool maps
3: what gives you those cool kisho ninja, i only got like 1 alternativ...p2w?
All mods used are in the descriptions of my videos ;)
ah ty
Worf: "They are WITHOUT honor!"
*heh heh, stabby stabby*
next chosokabe pleaseeee, i want see they shoot arrow like an elf haha
All clans are planned for the channel & more :D
Tbh, I hope he memes about the founder supposedly being a descendant of a Chinese Emperor.
Homer :Bart i don't want to alarm you but
OUR HIDDEN UNITS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED MY LORD
Bart: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Heh heh! I see what you did there!
the ninjas are running shameful display!
*heh heh, stabby stabby!*
No one:
Literally no one:
Pilps: " *stabby stabby* " everywhere
*heh heh, stabby stabby*
When the shadows starts speaking Japanese
That was unexpected... Just like the ninjas! Didn't expect you to upload Shogun at all today.
Good work sir and good luck on your future endeavors! 👍🏼
Thanks man, glad you enjoyed the video! :)
Fk yeeeeeeeessssss, I wondered when you'll be uploading again. Thank youuu ❤️
Hope you enjoyed it! :d
@@Pilps u bet i did. 😉 Keep it up we'll support ya
Шикарная анимация сражений между воинами один на один, добивания. Даже захотелось ещё раз самому компанию пройти.)😁 За озвучку отдельное спасибо, и за гейшу!😄
The famous shinobi Richard Tyler Blevins is proud
It could only be him for the thumbnail! :D
15:01 I'm home alone and it's 2AM in here and i think i accidentally farted
I'm so sorry! I just pinned this in my Discord X'D
@@Pilps no worries
Other clans: we only use a few ninjas
Hattori: ninjas with swords, ninjas with guns, ninjas with bows, ninjas on horses, and ninjas with bombs
If someone knows how to play this please explain what I just watched like... just wha? Why is the AI not doing shit, why are the units climbing the wall and why isn't DJ Kahled featured?
All units can climb! The ninjas are hard to spot for the AI when they are hidden with their special ability, and they don't fall when climbing walls! You can essentially infiltrate a castle and start taking it over before the AI is to late to realise what is happening
@@Pilps ahhhhhh okay this makes more sense I was legit just sitting here like ?????
great vid as always, really high quality editing too! Have fun on your vacation!
Thanks man glad you enjoyed it! And will do :)
14:22 "that was sick, bro!"
Gotta love Shogun 2's combat animations!
how are you playing on realism and have a map during battle?
OH YEAH DUDE. THANKS FOR THE VIDEO!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU
Hope you enjoy it man! :D
Hattori exist
Lord Shimuria: Jin look at what you have done.
5:02 i love how that fort is literally cornered with nowhere to go
I guess they thought it would be a good position to rely on the cliff edges of the ocean and focus all fortification's & men on the mainland side, either way they are cornered! aha
Sometimes theres an advantage of being cornered but like u risk everything u have
Your videos are amazing, yet your channel so young. You sorta like the Jesus of total war content. Sorta just popped up outta nowhere and now everyone loves you. Keep up the great work man!
Praise be to gunpowder! Thanks man, glad you enjoy the videos :)
Shoguns minding their own business
Hattori: Amouria Mou shindeiru
Nani?
*heh heh, stabby stabby!*
*_Thanks, this video finally taught me how to be a ninja master._*
*Sneaky sneaky!!!*
Another masterpiece of a video. Hope to see more of these, especially on other Total War games.
Keep up the good work!
Thanks man. glad you enjoy the videos! And that's the plan! :)
"Dude where tf u stabbed him, in the toe ?"
The ninja: "WroNG, I StaBBed him in tHe BeaRD"
BAH!
NOT SNEAKY 'NUF!
PURPLE IZ DA SNEAKIEST COLOR! EVA SEEN A PURPLE ORC BOY?!
GEE BOSS I GEZ YA RIOGHT!
Hattori kisho ninjas
Like Katana Samurai, but they’re in your walls
-OK guys, we're going on a trip to Japan
Girls: WOW! Japanese culture is so beautiful! I can't wait to take some selfies at the Tokyo tower!
Weebs: heavy breathing intensifies
Boys: 19:55
Haha! Perfect comment :D
The Absolute Tour Raid
0:38 Wow the Hattori are so good at espionage, they already stole the Qing Dynasty's theme song. A hundred years before they even existed and from an alternate universe no less.
*Recruits Ninja*
Me:
"WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS!"
The Hattori are basically a clan of Naruto runners aha
I’m just wondering how with my 6 Star Hattori Ninja. He was sent to kill a 1 Star monk (literally the easiest kill for a ninja) and he fucking died.
Creative Assembly, pLs nerf monks
Many of my fully maxed out ninja died to 1 star metsuke in this playthrough! It was ridiculous!
1:17
Ninjas just sitting on the grass like playing uno or football as their allies die
4:10 bruh its just like when u play xcom, 100% hit and u missed for some reasons
I know man! I was so confused! :D
Holy fuckink shit dude you just killed half Japan, those shinobis are the ultimate soldiers XD
Noice, good to see more from you, as always! Out of curiosity, do you think you'll ever touch on other TW titles?
That's the plan! Don't worry i plan on doing a lot of games on this channel :)
@@Pilps Good to hear! Keep on trucking man!
@@Pilps noice :)