Tom Segura Dance Video to Missy Elliot's "Throw It Back"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- Tom is by far the better dancer of all of his friends. This video is proof. He was inspired by his Sensei Steven Seagal and his friend Bert Kreischer who dared to challenge him.
Music by Missy Elliot
Director: Rami Hachache
Producer: Geoff Walker
Choreographers: Lindsey Blaufarb & Craig Hollamon
Dancers: Laurel Thomson, Brooke Shepherd, Winnie Chang, Laurien Decibel, Ashanti Evans, JJ Rabone, LaTonya Swan, Jessica Digi
Director of Photography: Jon Peter
1st AD: Buzz Hughes
Steadicam: Alex Van Putten
1st AC: Austin Call
2nd AC: Vincent Bredemus
Key Grip: Sean Patrick Crowell
Key Grip (shoot): Alec Dietz
Best Boy Grip: Jacob Koenig
Gaffer: David Graves
Best Boy Electric: Gerardo Lara
Costume Designer: Heather Allison
Assistant Costume Designer: Brittny Moore
Hair & Makeup: Kait Matlock
Sound Mixer: Ethan Carranza
Music Editor: Jack Rayner
Production Designer: Clayton Craw
Art Director: Bethany Hood
Coordinator: Brittany Lester
Catering: Spartan Bros
Cargo Truck PA: Adewole Lipede
Set PA: Nino Molina
Set PA: Farouk Daoudi
Edit and Visual Effects: Rami Hachache
Post Facility: Moving Picture Company
Colorist: Dimitri Zola
MPC Executive Producer: Meghan Lang
Color Producer: Diane Valera
Color Coordinator: Phoebe Torsilieri
Special Thanks to Evo Films, Panavision, Casey Sullivan, Miles Barfield, Mike Dempsey, Moving Picture Company, Angel City Grip and Nova Lighting
See Tom live at tomsegura.com/tour
That’s crazy they used a deep fake to make Burt skinnier
Lmao!
Lmfao 😂
OMFG!! LMFAO!!
Comedy
And have more hair and less racist
Bert looks like he's lost some weight. Good for him
John lmaooooooo
He seems to be getting less racist too, I didn't hear him say the n word at all in this 15 second clip. Thats a new record for him.
yeah looking good
It's all those spin classes
Hilarious.
"this guy's definitely racist right?"
you have no idea..lmao
Can't wait for Bert to watch this on the next 2 Bears 1 Cave episode!
Facts
i dont know why he's dressed a steven seagal but its incredible
He's been dressing like that for 47 years
Dude I just watched the YMH highlight "Bert Kreischer CAN'T dance" and just caught 5:25
Hes been a topic on the podcast in the past.
@@chrisstallard1 made snot come out of my nose 😂😂😂
Because he’s a master like Seagal
Who else still watching this years later 🔥😂😂😂 got this on replay 🤙🤙
It’s been 3 years and I’m still physically incapable watching this all the way through
The dancing is...actually amazing.
The Steven Segal hairs what does it for me!!
The Steven Seagal look with the ratty ponytail is the chefs kiss
Steven Seagal got some killer moves 👌
Priceless
The bucket labeled "vodka" lmaooooo
😂😂😂✌
And the shirt! It took a moment for me to realize 😂😂
Muh sheen 😂
It should have been kool aid
When I’m having a bad day I watch this and instantly feel better.
so much production value for one joke love it
Goddamnit Tom, you got me there at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The little two step at the end 🤣
Love this dude😭
HEY TOM ❤💜💖🔥💞💫💥💥💥 Can we get a RE DO OF THIS NOW THAT BERT HAS LOST SO MUCH and is getting FIT FINALLY ???
Perfect work. A job well done.
If you listen closely, you can hear Bert laughing non stop (sounds like a bike horn) as he watches this.
the time before tom had a stroke and lost movement in half of his body.
The bucket of vodka has me rolling lol
Goat.
How is it only now that I’m seeing this
The fact they tricked Bort Kersner into face scanning for this makes it even better
Tom Segal been an expert dancer for over 70 years.
I’m in love w the black haired girl w the mid drift
Omg why have I never seen this??
And now its in Saints Row. Mommies everywhere!
That’s what I came here to comment! Lmfaooo
I said GOD DAMN Damn Tommy Boy!
Man he could be Steven Segal's stunt double
love this shit!
The fact he’s dressed like Steven Seagal 😂😂😂
There's so many layers to this video
I thought he was trying to be George masvidal
I've been a Professional Dancer for 57 years.
S L I read this in Toms Steven Seagals voice 😂
I've been growing this ponytail for 35 years
"You've been dancing your whole life."
Cracks me up every time.
I know
"Show this fool up!"
Your WHOLE. LIFE.
I wonder of it's a dig at Steven seagal since he's been doing basically everything his entire life 😂
This must be so strange to people who have no idea about these inside jokes
Soowoo
@@THEShoky you dont want no wreck
Thick boy nation
Well to them I say, ta-ta retards
@@deangeloswain8365 btw its "thicc" boi nation, with 2 C's for that ass.
Tom Seagal: "Yeah, I've been doing hip hop dancing for like 35 years."
Bert McMillan they call that a skippy
And learned it all at the age of 13 alone in Japan...
LMAO that throw back though 😂😂😂😂😂💀
At least he didn’t bring anyone’s mother into this
his mother's in the fucking stands!
who's randy?
The mother got some serious competition with that democrat who just farted on live national tv😩🤣.
Meow meow meow meowwwwwww
Welcoome
No matter how many times I watch this it still has me dying laughing
Me too lol!
Thats sad
@@bricecate The irony of your comment is just wonderful. Hope things get better for you, bud.
@@nickbotic im fine, I just think its sad that something this bad is the peak funny for this person.
Cult Classic for sure
A lot of confederate flags will be flying at half mast tonight
Kickasso 💀
Kickasso actually lold 😂😂
Kickasso berts one statue they can’t tear down
@@mattdamon2886 it'll definitely need to be chopped into smaller bits first that's for sure.
@Descartes' Apparition i just heard of 2 of them , bowl cuts also ? .... funny how racist have haircuts and gang signs
Real question is if Christina will help him hide the body.
FGTRTD soowoo
Going deep homeboy and it’s Suwooo fake bitch ass wannabe blood ass nigga
Bitch we is blood!
Depends...can she drive a forklift?
Christina is snitching so fast!!!
Joe is prob looking at this going “I’m still not dancing”
Joe couldn’t dance if he tried.
Imagine if Ari was in back doing the worm 😂
Well let's deep fake the joe rogan dance and have him blow them outta the water by putting his face on the best dancers ever seen's bodies while making it look like a single performance.
That's the reason joe isn't doing one...is Becuase if he can't do it that much better, he won't waste his time on it lol
@JokerCirca66 It looks like Ari has them beat from a few years ago. :D
th-cam.com/video/gOu98uHozNw/w-d-xo.html
joes gonna come out lookin like gucci mane la fair
This still makes me laugh so hard I cry. I mean, spending thousands of dollars, and a ton of time and effort just to make your friend look like a complete fool, is maybe the best use of time and money ever.
He goes above and beyond making him the butt and the heel of the joke. Just an assassination. Not even sure Burt can comprehend the brutality
Thousands? He said this cost hundreds of thousands.
@@sd_naturalist509Seeing how Berts always drunk - probably not
And he got a great ROI
Seagal voice: Yeah i’ve been stabbin guys for like 35 years
Mikey he looks like him
Hahaha
Thats why she was like “you been dancing your whole life” lol
I laughed like Steven Segal at this comment
Sometimes people's throat are down there
I love how much money he spent to get at his friend.
TRUE friendship right there.
And a fucking great marketing move.
It's new age marketing but yes. It is good. lol.
altarec Brendan Schaub?
It's hilarious because that's exactly what Bert said Tom would do
“I’ve been dancin’ fer like 96 years.”
-Steven Segura
The segal wig is so great xD
Oh my that is funny........
Bwa ha ha ha
Or Tom Seagal.
Skipskipskipskip
As soon as I saw the carrot, I burst out laughing. "that's Steven Segal, he been doing this for 73 years"
This was the skinniest I've ever seen Burnt Crystals literally ever.
Bert too!
Bert’s looking better than ever here, did he lose weight?
Hahaha fuckin classic. Top comment.
like 21 pounds!!
MUH
SHEEN
@@jast9999 finally Bert K. is gonna sell some merch now.
It's that Micky Mantle gene
little did Tommy know this was the last time he'd dance for years
Underrated comment
Too soon
😂😂😂
I guess Bert is the better dancer..?
hahahaha
3 years later and I’m still back to watch it again. 😂
watch him throw it back!😂
Bert is still fat
yeah bert getting stabbed is more cathartic as time goes on
That's obviously a fake bert... he's got a shirt on.
Watch their most recent 2 bears 1 cave episode. They tell you how its done
@@impatientcow7196 was a joke...
@@FluffyHarmlessKitten i got it bro. Deserves more likes
And he's too skinny
@@FluffyHarmlessKitten no 😂 he actually went to dance classes for this one video
Steven Segal is a really good dancer
I 100% thought that lol
Segal: “I’ve been dancing for the last 45years”
lol was that Tim Segal?!?!?!
Steven Segal meets Ali G lol the glasses reminded me of Ali G
He's been dancing for like 30 years
"Tom Segura! You've been dancing your whole life"
"I know"
easily the best part
So good
I've been dancing for the past 77 years.
Bit h said his name like she's never even heard of the sugar man.
exposition ! forced love it
Burnt Chrysler lost a lot of weight for this role.
jesus christ...
It's the new exsanguination diet. All the kids are doing it. He'll never have to diet again...
im pretty sure his name is brent chrystals
Andrew Tucker
Can we just agree he’s racist regardless of what his name is?
@Descartes' Apparition why are you copy and pasting the same thing on every comment like this? People making jokes about it obviously don't care if it affects him or not dude
He looks like he's been dancing professionally for like 63 years.
Captain America would say “I understood that reference”
I love this comment lol hey they call that helicopter a skippy LOL
Dude he’s been studying the coronavirus for like 117 years
Pickle Inajar why do they call it a skippy ?
He knows.....
Just waiting for Ari's dance video where at the end we find out Ari's entire dance was a hallucination Bert had after Ari dosed him.
Ari's "dance" video was him strolling into Kill Tony naked and getting them banned from TH-cam.😂
😂
👏👏👏👏
Ari made his a long time ago, th-cam.com/video/gjhX4sOvUIw/w-d-xo.html
MINDYOURBUSINESS
“This guy is definitely racist, right?”
xRaptureInArmsx and he stinks.
He's the Grand Wizard of comedy
The fuhrer of fun
Is that what they said? Thanks I missed that in the video?
He probably stinks too.
If Bert got knifed Titos and Uncrustables would come spilling out.
BotoCorDeRosa I can literally smell that image...
Jeremy Stone 😂
I'm surprised bert hasn't hit up Tito's to make an uncrustable flavored vodka
Or a fatty liver...lol
Or marshmallows
I miss this Tom
Y sound feminine
Tom died on that basketball field and was replaced by thin rich Tom
@@Chris-hw4mq RIP
When she said
“He’s racist right?”
I laughed so damn hard
Yeah and the part where she said
“he probably stinks too” had me weak as fuk lol because that’s sht me and my brother would always say about some people that they look like they stink
HE NOW OWNS ADOLFS CUP!
Quotes are used for quotes not paraphrasing
She said “Tom Segura” like she’s the substitute teacher doing roll call
"Hey man, ARE YOU ASIAN?!?"
'Uhhh, No!..?'
"SehhhGOOORAHHHHH! Sounds Asian man."
'Yeah, when you fucking say it like THAT!!
You can go Smieehhhiitthhhh, and make it SOUND Asian.'
Why did they get a much slimmer guy for Bert's body? #unrealistic
FoodforThought DAMMMMMMMN
Don't forget Burp would never put his bucket of Vodka down for anything.
Not racist enough...not buying it.
😅😂😅😂😂😂😅😅
Why? Cause they are friends that are comedians
Tom looks like an Armenian guy who owns three gas stations.
Way more than Three ATLEAST 16!
You fuckin' nailed it!
Steven Segal
And a smoke shop
as a 50% Armenian I approve this message
And joe didn’t wanna do this shit lmao this would have made sober October the next biggest thing no joke
Yeah, Joes kinda afraid to be humiliated, for someone who has had ego death while tripping...
It would have been viral. Burnt and Todd were sitting on solid gold and now Joe has to watch from the sidelines.
Joe is too much of a bitch to make himself look silly, he wants to be a “cool” comedian lol
joe “not scared of fighting for his life, owns guns, but won’t make a music video bc he scared what people thing”Rogan
I dont know joe obviously, but I'm guessing he knows his limits as far as comedy goes, and how to keep his brand to that formula.
Thats funny but the Bert is a little inaccurate. Hes a lot wider in real life.
they couldn't find a stunt double that size
i'm pretty sure they don't make lenses wide enough
Not even wearing a Klan hood. Very inaccurate.
How dare all of you🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I've been stabbing deep fakes for like 47 years"
J.J. Walton under rated comment
Icee what you did there.
J.J. Walton's been dropping dope comments for like 85 years.
I beEn ouT here fEr a mInuTe
Came thru wit jelly fish last week
They was lookin for some SMOKE
Tom and bert's friendship is the best thing i've ever seen.
Ever see the video of bert shaving Tom's back?
Fawk yeah!
It's insane. I fucking love these guys
Fawk yeah!!
You've still not seen boobs?
Jesus Christ you’re just the absolute funniest man alive.
“Hey Tom Segura. You’ve been dancing your whole life”
-I know
Tom is way funnier than Jesus
Flip More I can confirm that is true
Bert last month: "Tom will probably just throw money at it to win, he always does that."
Tom:
Tom does love to throw money at shit, lol.
Glad I'm not the only one who remembered that
Hahaaa
Well, he won.
This the illest shit I’ve ever seen Tom ain’t have to snap like that. But he did it for us.
On god tho 💯💯💯💯😂😂😂
Tom letting the killer instinct out
No one:
Steven Seagal: I’ve been dancing for like, 37 years.
😂🤣🤣
rageboyRM lmaoooo
LMAO, I was saying one day Tom and Christina are going to come home to Steven segal in a dark corner with a silenced pistol lol
Is that right?! Steven enters the chat.
Beat me to it, goddamnit. Well played sir.
That dance is called the skippy.. see how he’s skipping..skip skip skip
Your comment should a lot more likes than this. I guess only the real tom fans got this joke.
Underrated joke.
I've been dancing the Skippy for like 47 years.
C'mon this comment should have as many likes as the video. 😂😂😂
I agree with every reply to this comment
“Muh Sheen” shirt with a bucket of vodka💀💀💀
That commitment to the character when he’s stabbing Bert is how I know Tom is really a psychopath
"shhhhhhhhh"
Bill Burr was right. And we all knew it but, just dident brother to Care, and now Burnt chrysler is dead, just as he lost weight. RIP Burnt we Will remember you as one of The greatest, by size that is.
Nah, that's how you know he grew up in Brasíl.
Oh that’s him pretending? I thought I just saw a snuff video.
It sounds like hes simultaneously raping him. Shhhh
Tried Steven Seagal, ended up like a Jewish Ozzy Osbourne
You mean John Michael Osbourne?
Bert...we know that’s you
Nah he nailed it: cdni.rt.com/files/2016.08/article/57bf6eacc3618827188b4576.jpg
@@MB-iz4zn some how the glasses needed to be worse
You seem unaware of this but Steven Seagal and Ozzy Osbourne are both characters played by the same Jewish actor. His costume/SFX people are just amazing. Good job to Tom for not only spotting the trick but nailing both roles at once.
The reason burt isnt saying anything is because ari dosed him again.
LOL, saw Ari last weekend, someone yelled out about dosing Bert. He flipped a bit. "UGH! NERDS! GET OVER THAT SHIT!". It was pretty funny.
@@joshtrahan1284 was he actually pissed? I would have loved that and kept it going. Fuck Ari for that.
Josh Trahan Ari still has no idea that he’s the punchline, note the joke.
Best thing in 2019. Tom dancing dressed like Steven Sea-gal.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh shit I see it. Thought it was just "douchy artist guy." Have to wait and see if Tom says it was a Segal tribute.
@@mikes2622 the yellow sunglasses are a dead giveaway.
I definitely see it but my first thought was why does he look like RPC 😂😂
@@jeanpatton708 the hair and the shirt and necklace is a dead giveaway
I remember the good old days when Tom still had full body mobility
What happened to him
@@lane546 he slipped playing basketball and totally broke his arm and jacked himself up.
@@davedebus he enjoyed the pain killers!
@@davedebus 😭😭😭😭😭
@@lane546 He got hit by an invisible bus while playing basketball
I still come back to watch this for a good laugh but I have to say those 3 girls in the beginning crushed it and had great timing and delivery 😂
He has a wife??
This is Tom showing how much he loves Bert if you understand Tom’s personality.
Someone needed to be Bert's dance partner. Why not his best (psychopathic) friend to answer his request?
Joy Division indeed. these videos are bro love letters and i’m here for it. i’ve lost count of how many times i’ve watched. 👖👖
Why else would he put so much effort into the video?
yep bert just said on jre it was an expression of love lmao
Eh, he might just be cross marketing. If you know what a psychopath he is.
They need to update Burt's bucket to say "kool-aid" on it.
since you know this shit's pretty accurate how he drinks.
Agreed!
It's referring to his time with Russians. The koolaid jug is just a phase. He can't sustain that level of blood glucose for long...
Or Tito’s and coke
Clearly he been on a diet for this video.
Why cast such a skinny guy as bert, at least lean into the joke and make him fat!
This was an easy victory for Tom since he’s been dancing for like 84 years.
Daniel Penrod II “ I’ve been flying helicopters for like 36 years”
Hahahahaha. That was a deep cut right there.
Waddup cuz, im holding you down, so holla if you need me
ye yito I saw an Asian..I will bow
And he's been culturally appropriating ALL of the dance cultures since day 1! Born this way.
If this doesn't end up on TH-cam Rewind, we boycott Disney+.
Tom used a deep fake to make his racist friend Burnt Chrysler a lil thinner. Awesome Friend.
Dirty birdie crystals looking good
coattailer
I know its saying "throw it back"
But my brain autocorrects it to "Bert is fat"
Brandon Halford LMFAOOOOO
Mine went to bert is a fat racist
Mind didnt before but it does now
LMAOOO NOW I CANT UNHEAR IT
If Tom comes out on stage to this song and dances I'm gonna lose my damn mind.
showed this to my girlfreind and when it was over all she said was "why is burt so fat"
@Michael Pryor Racism adds 500 lbs.
Simply breathtaking. RIP Bert. But let’s be honest, his kids are better off.
Woah hahahah
So is Leanne for that matter
@@Megleris True story.
O shit !!!! Lmao
God damn.
The “sshhhh” while staring into Berts eyes as he shanks him then proceeds to do a crip walk is the killer moment lol
Noooo wonder Joe Rogan wanted NOTHING to do w/ a dance competition for "Sober October!" He would have gotten DESTROYED & would have even hated more admitting that he actually lost! LOL
Imagine such a world; a Sober October that presents a challenge Joe wouldn't definitely win.
@@magisterrleth3129 IKR! LOL
To be fair, Tom Segura HAS been dancing his whole life.
Rogan can't even reach to wipe his own ass
@@Kaunte "I know."
"His poor wife."
"He has a wife?" LMAO
Im dying... I can't believe he is dressed as Steven Segal.
He looked like a hipster osama bin laden
And the carrot man. Look that shit up.
Didn't even realise he was dressed like seagull......lol too funny
Who Tom or Burt
eeeeehhhhhhh
Bert didn’t stand a chance, Tom has been dancing his whole life.
"He knows"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plus, Brent is easily the fattest thing I've ever seen. Most racist, too.
@@adamcarlton8282 *throws carrot*
Patrick Hoey He’s been bein’ a dancer for like 47 years
They should of had a ton of uncrustables fall out of Burt.
Ded
You just know that Joe Rogan would have no flavah whatsoever. Hence, THE FEAR of hip hop dance! #JoeCantDanceForShit 🤢🤮☠️
Yeah we know, Joe told us himself that he can't dance. Try again buddy👍
Yeah, theres something endearing about seeing Burnt and Tom dance, but Joe would just looking like a 5 foot blob of flailing muscle.
@Tim Jacuzzi also Joe kinda cheated he started smoking cigars on the 1st day because he said they give him a buzz
@Grand Pu You tell em! good thing your here to stand up for joe, thanks bro!
Joe doesn't need you white knighting him, like he also isn't into getting "sucked dry" by dudes like you are... so everyone has different likes - you just do you bud ;)
Tom's face when he's givin Bert the ol love knife, is actually disturbing lmaao.
He's the acting champ
Tom's the psycho champ
Tenacious D reference ?
This might be the single most important video on the internet. I would show this masterpiece to every person studying dance! Truly world class abilities on display👍🏻
Obviously you meant people dancing with Segura.
@@DazDc obviously you don’t understand sarcasm
@Jesse Trumm ohh look sarcasm police got here eventually. Well done, you are doing great and I support you in your endeavours👍
That dance move is called a Skippy because it goes a-skip skip skip skip skip
Bryant Builds I see what you did there.🚁
Lmao..."that's bullshit, you made that shit up" 😂
yeah i've been making music videos for 25 years
it's called a skippy because bert invented it during one of his multiple times a day "uncrustables" binges.
This video cured my neuropathy in 4 strokes.