Also very Asuelo of him to cry and hyperventilate after hearing Kalani slept with her other man on the trip, after he's cheated on her at least 12 times. Pathetic lol
Yeah we know women love to cheat and be garden tools, but there's a huge difference. Asuelu didn't do it to hurt khalani, she definitely did it to hurt him. Intentions definitely need to be factored in. It's not the first time she's cheated lets be real
TLC isn't going to pay for a man to meet up with a cast member off screen. They want to VIDEO the drama, not just hear about it. They don't pay for crap like that.
Taking a hall pass was her choice. She probably took it because she finally decided the marriage was over after him having cheated the entire relationship.
@@SOCyakno their 90 days started two or three years ago when the first were on the show. They now have been together for years by the time she decided to divorce him.
The older I get, the more I realise that staying together for a few years for kids sake is NOT the biggest sacrifice in the world...if you love your kids, but Kalani seems to only care about herself. I put it on her because Asuelu, for all his cheating, wasn't leaving her or the kids. She is making the decision to take the kids away from their dad and to model a broken marriage for them, and she knows fully what she's doing.
😂 I died when someone said why would you give a virgin a hall pass. 😭 Like she's bound to find out you ain't all that. Also how was Asuelu getting 😺, who tf is wanting to sleep with someone remedial.
Some ppl really aren't picky on who they sleep with. For some ppl that could be a phase but for others they live like that and they think its okay. That's probably the kind of girl he was going for everytime he did it is the girl who does it for life.
@@leftifornian2066 I'm not saying what she did was right but he did it first multiple times, with a bunch of different girls, and she slept with one other guy a few times. I think they should have ended it a long time ago but asuelu did way worse than kalani.
I think Kalani and Asuelu were separated for awhile before coming on the show, her sister moved in to help take care of the kids. I don’t believe she had any intention of reconnecting (which is great because Kalani admitted off show that her 2nd son was born out of being assaulted by Asuelu/he’s a serial cheater) and took the opportunity to use the mediation to navigate their divorce/coparenting.
@@lexansstories6952how do you know he DIDNT commit it? you have even less evidence than kalani because she was in that situation, you weren't. making accusations of lying when you know nothing...freak
And how do you know he did thats whats wrong with yall reguardless if she wanted to leave this man dont drag him along then bring a whole dude out at the resort where you wanting to get counseling and then dawg this man out? Yall is weird shes just as bad as that manchild.
@@lexansstories6952I can’t believe how many people believe kalani. She is useless and brings nothing to the table, just the same as Asuelu. She seems like the predator too me because he is clearly slow but she is a victim?!?! Gross!
@@wb9913 Yes, and Alex and Kirlyam. They are still together. She is adorable, and I think he’s a pretty good guy too. And, I think David and Annie Toborowsky are still together. I didn’t think they’d last at all, but they actually seem pretty good together. I watched the show when it first came out until Angela and Darcy appeared, and appeared again, and again… . Then I just couldn’t take it any longer. They are both just so unbearable.
Bruh... Kalani was no virigin before she met him, the fact that she's been lying about that let's you know she's fucked alot... those might not even be his kids
Stop, the kids are the only reason she stuck around as long as she did. He gets caught being a serial cheater and you want to desperately point the finger at her. Says way more about how you live your personal life than it does Khalani. @@AsviniKumar4747
Kalani reminds me of my sister, when she got tired of her ex husband cheating. His mistake was he thought because he was her first, he moved out went no contact for one year. Long story short she ran into him with his mistress, she filed for divorce. Her second husband from what she said their sex life is a million times better. 😂😂😂
So the entire season my bf and I were saying there was something being left out with Molly and Kelly. I didn't find out til after the show what it was. Apparently there was a physical altercation between Kelly and Olivia (biotch), and that would explain why they showed up there already hating eachother. As far as Kalani's new man...I dunno. I hope he treats her better than she's been treated in her marriage, buuuuuut it seems pretty disrespectful for him to have no problem showing up to bone her while she's smack dab in the middle of fake marriage counseling 🤷♀️ He could have waited, but then I guess there wouldn't have been the drama for the show.
You sound ridiculous Khalani fell in love with the guy she was being UNFAITHFUL with she literally broke up a marriage (with 2 kids) for this guy!! Asuelu was definitely wrong but to think it’s the same is insane and then to give his wife a hall pass is a complete bozo move 😂😂
There is a large difference between committing a hurtful act ignorantly and commiting it maliciously. Imo Khalani should have left in the first season after he had shown repeatedly that he has no concept of mutual respect and love with in their marriage. Doesn't change that what she's doing is FUCKED UP!
Yea...I think Khalani didn't have the intention of taking him back at all. He's a man child, he cheated on her multiple times & he caught a bug. There was no reason for her to stay apart from her kids. She clearly found someone better too. The Khalani & Asuelu ship had long sailed, hit an iceberg and catastrophically sank. The wisest thing for them to do is to just accept it and work on co-parenting.
Agreed. And Asuelo has proven himself to be a HUGE man child so at the end of the day Khalani knows she's going to be a single parent if she leaves Aseuelo (which she essentially is at this point). Khalani made the best choice for herself because Asuelo was never ever a partner to her, nor will he be a co-parent after they seperate. Happy to see Khalani wisen up and forget Asuelo and his crocodile tears.
The trauma goes much deeper with Kalani and Asuelu. There’s a point where she talks about how he literally forcibly impregnated her after she pleaded with him so many times that she did not want to be pregnant and have another baby
Yeah the story she suddenly comes out,with,when everyone is calling her stupid for staying, and holding her accountable for the clear poor choices she's making. Doesn't sound fishy at all. The way yall act like woman will never lie about shit like this...and this is exactly why they do. Because they can get a bunch of woman who don't know how to separate their own trauma from someone else's story and when they're found out to be a liar, they get no repercussions from it. None.
@@honestyisadyingvirtueIts entirely possible for Kehlani to lie. But, given Asuelu's low IQ, infidelity and general poor behavior, its not outside of the realm of possibility. Its also annoying that men like you think women should be "accountable" for picking bad men. When the onus should be on the men for being terrible human beings in the first place.
Which is typical behavior from a man who has cheated. I knew this girl whos BD did that to her. He was out cheating and he didnt want her to retaliate so he got her pregnant so she wouldn't cheat. And he ended up getting the other girl pregnant too. So he had 2 babies in one year. His girl put him out and he ended up with the other girl who ended up being a drug addict and neglectful towards her kids. Which explains why he made the comment about the other guy can get her pregnant.
@@honestyisadyingvirtueumm what? Everyone's been calling her stupid from the beginning. Which is probably why she kept it all to herself cause she didn't want to be told "I told you so". Which is probably why he kept doing it cause he knew she would just stay and not say anything. Until shes had enough. Those tears she cried was from a deep place. That was not fake.
@@DeeDiamond2981 A got she got while cheating on her cheating husband. That new relationship has already started on a bad foot, the way you get someone is how you lose them. Also their kids will see the way they treated each other in the past, those poor innocent kids are going to have some serious issues from this.
Yo, Asuelu cheated since before they got married. Kalani did what she did and I'm glad. It finally showed her she didn't have to put up with his constant nonsense, that someone else would treat her better.
You're an idiot if you think Kalani didn't cheat... She also definitely wasn't a virigin before she met him.. Her body count was probably higher than his given the fact she was 29 and living in America while he was what 23? She's been lying from the get go.. Meanwhile your watching this alone, while your FWB pumps and dumps you, not tryna spend no extra time with your ass.
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I’m so happy Khalani is publicly humiliating Ashuelu before leaving him. Decency, smichency! Men get away with things so easily. Nah! Hurt him, hurt him good before you dump him!!! Woooooooot wooooootttt!!!!!
Got you are just as pathetic and selfish. Not once in your psychotic rambling did you think about the impact of both of their actions on the kids. The real innocents victims in all of this. People like you will never truly be happy because you so focused on being petty and destroying yourself. Now she’s no better than him and her new relationship has started on a bad foot, all this trauma that has not been properly dealt with will transfer into her new relationship.
Lol it's funny because she was probably cheating way before because you can tell she was NOT a virgin at 28... Meanwhile your watching this alone, hoping your FWB finally wants you, but you'll stay alone thanks to this delusional attitude. Bet you think you wont tho.
Kalani's father told her and him it wasn't going to work out, and she didn't listen then. Her sister said the same thing and she didn't listen. So this hall pass thing was not her divorcing him it was her putting egg on Aseulu's face to catch up to the stacks of flan he was putting on hers.
Your slow if you don't think she cheated before him.. she lied about being a virigin until 28 so she indeed likes to lie. I'm pretty sure he's too low IQ and non American to understand wtf a hall pass was.. Not that it matters, she was finna be selfish and do what she did anyways.
Kalanie was a virgin,when she first had sex with Asuelu.Can you imagine giving him your virginity,and he goes around and has multiples affairs! I also know that when Kal👿anie got pregnant with her second child,lets say Kalanie didnt want to have sex and Asuelu forced himself,on Kalanie What a man!
Bruh a woman who truly doesn't cheat doesn't take a hall pass.. if she's at that level she just leaves for good. Taking the seed of another man literally makes you hate the previous one. Which is worse if he's the father of your kids.. But she's been lying from the get go, she was not a freaking virigin at 28 gtfo she got a thousand cock stare...
Not y’all being mad at kalani for giving asuelo what he deserves!! Call me bitter but she took it easy on him because she only cheated with 1 guy. He cheated with 12
I was just checking for you yesterday! Please don't stay away that long again! I need my SAUCE! LOL good on Kalani for dumping him. He turned into a real tool. When a woman is done with you, especially the father of her children, it means you fcked up real bad! May she never backslide to that man child again.
Khalani knew from the start of the hall pass that she was going to give him his own medecine, and I like that. She deserve better, and I feel like even in that resort she knew she didn’t wanna be back with asuelu
Finally someone said it... Water seeks its own level yall.. If the man is a loser so is the woman, and if they replace each other it'll be with another, surprise surprise, LOSER. People ultimately date who they deserve, she's a monster just like him. The cameras just won't ever show it like that, and his English is too weak for him to talk his reality.
Pretty sure Kalani had a hand in Asuelu getting deported. Her biggest fear was him getting a lawyer and her having to give up her obssessive compulsive control of "HER" , not their, kids. She would not even let Asuelu take his kids to minisature golf or the park to play with his friends kids. Now he is getting a chance to grow up and become a man that he was never getting being under the thumb of Kalani and her parents. They make the Family Chantel look lacksidasical
Ángela wouldn’t have a sec to get in my face like that . Hell I wanted to join the Army but my Father said I wasn’t Disciplined Enough to have someone screaming in my face , I was 14-15 at the time and a calm kid . Moral to the story He Was So Right… RIP Father 😂😂😂
Kalani needs to let this relationship go and move on with this guy she keeps talking to. She is constantly cheating…they both are and should just be single tf
According to them both, Kahlani did not cheat. The person who cheated constantly was Auseulo. She never was with anybody but him. Until she knew the marriage was over, then and only then did she. Have you been watching the show at all?
@@BuddhaBeanie She has been cheating as well emotionally cheating is just as bad. They are both cheaters and are going to cause their kids a lot of pain.
@@shayla106 you're one of the few reasonable responses here. Stable head on you, I'd hate to be their kids years from now when they watch this. And ultimately it's the kids we should think about.
It's funny cause her "new guy" probably just wants to be FWB.. I'm 100 percent sure he does not want her long term or officially in anyway... That's what women keep missing, banging a cheating wife is fun, but you ain't tryna wife it afterwards, especially if she's fat..
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I always felt weird about her being with someone with such a low mental capacity. It's like she's with a child, which reflects badly on her. She's also spiraling, she needs to do better. Just a hawt mess here
Her new FWB is never gonna want her because she's fat and a cheater. She's also lying about being a virign at 28.. She basically destroyed her family. I'd put money that she even cheated before he did. She literally didn't wanna date him until he took his shirt off, clearly this ain't her first rodeo.
Asuelo: I love you. I want my marriage to work and im sorry. Also Asuelo: yeah im going to the strip club for the experience. kalani: uno reverse card lol
I'm sure you're also daft enough to believe she was a virign at 28 huh? She's lying, and if she's lying about that she's probably lying about alot. She cheated first anybody who's had sex can take one look at her stare, and notice, her big eyes are dead inside from all the banging.. Which wouldn't be an issue if she didn't lie about it consistently.
7:23 You know it's wild. Is that men not all men? Some men think women are just being hateful to be hateful and they have a kid with someone and they think that loves them. Just to find out that person has been sleeping with other people the whole time. He knows it could hurt her because if she did the same thing to him it would be infuriating. Listen to the way he was like but he couldn't pregnate you because he sees her as his property but he could care less if he couldn't pregnant someone else. And now she has to share her man with someone else forever because she had his kids. Many women even without having children go through this. I feel sorry for the ones who get far enough to have a kid with him and go through this.. and then in her head she's thinking I don't want to give my kids a fatherless home so I'm going to stay with him. But emotionally she has already checked out and she is only keep letting him allowing him to be around because she wants her kids to have their father. I can't imagine how anyone could defend his actions and think would he did is okay. the best argument you can come up with is two wrongs. Don't make a right but you know what that wrong. Shouldn't have happened in the first place. He is only hurting because he is about to lose something he deems valuable and it belongs to him and there's nothing he can really do about it. He feels like she's being stolen. But he didn't care when he cheated. I will never understand. I've had someone cheating on me but if I told him if I do the same thing to you he would get so mad and I'm like why do you not understand that whatever you were feeling right now is how you made me feel. I actually am going through it. You are only imagining going through it. But you have the audacity to be hurt.
If I knew a guy was married with a child and out here texting strippers flying them out etc…. I’m snitching because she’s looking stupid and doesn’t know. Does he want his daughter out here in a situation like that getting cheated while she’s staying at home with kids? It’s bs
As someone who trains Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, we have often debated how we'd choke out big Ed, i have to concur, he does have an overpowered defence. It would also be really hard to get your legs around his belly so he could always spin out of chokes.
Eh... I've been guilty of being babied by women before, Kalani is fucking cold dude... You can tell it's not genuine and I'm sorry you can tell that he was NOT HER FIRST..
Poor Michael should get a green card just for what he's suffered through with Angela.
Just give him the whole passport at this point omg
😂😂😂
Nope. He chose it. Stay in your own country
@@dcg590keep that same energy when youre traveling , hypocrite
Right I don't love the USA enough to deal with that woman but dude has been doing it for years he deserves to be here
How Asuelu of him to start crying after he was found cheating
Watching him crying was so satisfying
He’s a man child who uses his emotions against Kelani
That’s what they all do when they’re caught
Also very Asuelo of him to cry and hyperventilate after hearing Kalani slept with her other man on the trip, after he's cheated on her at least 12 times. Pathetic lol
You talk like him 😂
Asuelu is the literal definition of lights are on but no one's home
That's... Weirdly accurate, but I can't see why 😅.
Idk look at his face when she says “I unblocked the other guy” he instantly knows what’s up 13:10
Because he's on the spectrum.
Well! Him telling her she can get pregnant, aged well hasn't it? She just had a baby by her new Dude!
A lil baby boy
I’m just crying over the fact that Michael is on a screen throughout this whole thing. Like Karen from SpongeBob.
Omg that is a perfect and hilarious analogy! 🤣🤣
LMAO
Not asuelu crying and catching his breath when he found out about kalani hooking up with Dallas 🤣🤣🤣😭 stop 😂
His neck swirling around had me💀💀
@@toxicdx2328 ridiculous 🤣🤣
@@toxicdx2328head bobbing lmaooo
Kalani taking the hall pass was the best thing about this show😂
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Yeah we know women love to cheat and be garden tools, but there's a huge difference. Asuelu didn't do it to hurt khalani, she definitely did it to hurt him. Intentions definitely need to be factored in. It's not the first time she's cheated lets be real
He would be some desperate dude to be chasing after her.
@@Sinsteelfr😂 she built like a deep breath
@@gottagrind2shine607 built like a deep breathe is craazy 😂😂😂
Oh yeahhh! TLC definitely flew out Kalani's boo thang for the story line 😅
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Kalani smash 💥
I doubt they paid .. he probably wants to be incognito
Yep, some absolute desperado who has a thing for BBWs w/ kids apparently. Must be a fucking winner lol
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TLC isn't going to pay for a man to meet up with a cast member off screen. They want to VIDEO the drama, not just hear about it. They don't pay for crap like that.
Angela shouldn't even have been there at all 😭🤦🏿♀️
My thing is how has Micheal never been to America yet?
She’s the best
@@katyaoleynikno she's abusive
TLC brought Angela to pump up the train wreck lol
@@raquelflechero2250Exactly
Taking a hall pass was her choice. She probably took it because she finally decided the marriage was over after him having cheated the entire relationship.
I agree
The entire relationship was like 90 days, right? 😭
@@SOCyakno their 90 days started two or three years ago when the first were on the show. They now have been together for years by the time she decided to divorce him.
Not only cheating but caught a yeast infection in his mouth from giving another woman oral.
The older I get, the more I realise that staying together for a few years for kids sake is NOT the biggest sacrifice in the world...if you love your kids, but Kalani seems to only care about herself. I put it on her because Asuelu, for all his cheating, wasn't leaving her or the kids. She is making the decision to take the kids away from their dad and to model a broken marriage for them, and she knows fully what she's doing.
Did anybody else BURST out dying laughing when he said “you’re getting a DIVORCE BABAAAY” 🤭🤭😂
😂 I died when someone said why would you give a virgin a hall pass. 😭 Like she's bound to find out you ain't all that. Also how was Asuelu getting 😺, who tf is wanting to sleep with someone remedial.
Lmfao I was thinking the same thing 😅then I seen a video of winter making out with his yuck mouth lol
Some ppl really aren't picky on who they sleep with. For some ppl that could be a phase but for others they live like that and they think its okay. That's probably the kind of girl he was going for everytime he did it is the girl who does it for life.
@@raquelflechero2250family Chantel winter?!
When he first arrived, there was a woman that told him, if things did not work out to call her? I guess it was the loin cloth and his dancing😅
Remedial!? 💀💀💀
Passed around like Kalani was outta pocket. That man child didn't deserve her from the get go. 😩😩😩
Kalani does smash hall pass boi multiple times
Kalani aint crap either. Getting those cheeks clapped.
@@leftifornian2066 I'm not saying what she did was right but he did it first multiple times, with a bunch of different girls, and she slept with one other guy a few times. I think they should have ended it a long time ago but asuelu did way worse than kalani.
She’s 300+ buddy in CA with 2 kids she was perfect for him
@@brianawhittaker8152 and if she listened to her father , she could have been good. She picked a dud from beginning
As a Samoan , Asuelu is sooo embarrassing to watch. 🤦🏽♀️
I’m not even Samoan and it’s obvious to me that he doesn’t represent you guys. He’s very…off. Right?! Like intellectually challenged or something.
Must have Asperger’s on the spectrum
im not samoan but i agree
As a MAN, he is so embarrassing to watch. 🫣
Average Samoan according to many
I think Kalani and Asuelu were separated for awhile before coming on the show, her sister moved in to help take care of the kids. I don’t believe she had any intention of reconnecting (which is great because Kalani admitted off show that her 2nd son was born out of being assaulted by Asuelu/he’s a serial cheater) and took the opportunity to use the mediation to navigate their divorce/coparenting.
She didn't "admit" anything. She ACCUSED him and there needs to be more information before people condemn him for a crime he didn't commit.
@@lexansstories6952how do you know he DIDNT commit it? you have even less evidence than kalani because she was in that situation, you weren't. making accusations of lying when you know nothing...freak
And how do you know he did thats whats wrong with yall reguardless if she wanted to leave this man dont drag him along then bring a whole dude out at the resort where you wanting to get counseling and then dawg this man out? Yall is weird shes just as bad as that manchild.
@@lexansstories6952I can’t believe how many people believe kalani. She is useless and brings nothing to the table, just the same as Asuelu. She seems like the predator too me because he is clearly slow but she is a victim?!?! Gross!
@@alleged_op8399Thank you
How has Angela not been thrown in jail yet?
Seriously. Shes walkin talkin felonious trash.
@@countrygirloklaYes.
Michael will come to America the day there’s a healthy, functioning relationship in this franchise…so never
I thought Loren and Alexei were pretty solid
@@wb9913 Yes, and Alex and Kirlyam. They are still together. She is adorable, and I think he’s a pretty good guy too. And, I think David and Annie Toborowsky are still together. I didn’t think they’d last at all, but they actually seem pretty good together. I watched the show when it first came out until Angela and Darcy appeared, and appeared again, and again… . Then I just couldn’t take it any longer. They are both just so unbearable.
This comment aged badly 😂
Well he’s here now ! Finally 😂
I loved the way Kalani turned the tables on that serial cheater! 🤘😄👍
Bruh... Kalani was no virigin before she met him, the fact that she's been lying about that let's you know she's fucked alot... those might not even be his kids
Stop, the kids are the only reason she stuck around as long as she did. He gets caught being a serial cheater and you want to desperately point the finger at her. Says way more about how you live your personal life than it does Khalani. @@AsviniKumar4747
Big ed was really feeling himself when he spilled the tea 😂
Who on Earth would share any down-low strip club plans - or any secretive behaviors - with ED?!?
1 minute in and I already am laughing at Big Ed and Angela 😂
He lives in my city. I saw him and the way I turned around so quick from secondhand embarrassment 🤣
They should get together
Welcome back. You've been missed. It's Michael on a stick that's got me laughing. 😂😂😂
Kalani reminds me of my sister, when she got tired of her ex husband cheating. His mistake was he thought because he was her first, he moved out went no contact for one year. Long story short she ran into him with his mistress, she filed for divorce. Her second husband from what she said their sex life is a million times better. 😂😂😂
I 100% support Kalani moving on. Asuelu ain't nothing. She definitely took the family for a vacation and the TLC check 😂😂😂
Did not care for his mother and sister
I would have respected her if she just divorced him and moved on. The route she took aint even something to flex about.
So the entire season my bf and I were saying there was something being left out with Molly and Kelly. I didn't find out til after the show what it was. Apparently there was a physical altercation between Kelly and Olivia (biotch), and that would explain why they showed up there already hating eachother.
As far as Kalani's new man...I dunno. I hope he treats her better than she's been treated in her marriage, buuuuuut it seems pretty disrespectful for him to have no problem showing up to bone her while she's smack dab in the middle of fake marriage counseling 🤷♀️ He could have waited, but then I guess there wouldn't have been the drama for the show.
I feel like TLC paid for Mr. Hall-Pass' flight & hotel.
I'm all for Khalani cheating back, what she did is like 10% of what Asuelu did, she gave him a little bit of his own medicine and he couldn't take it
You sound ridiculous Khalani fell in love with the guy she was being UNFAITHFUL with she literally broke up a marriage (with 2 kids) for this guy!! Asuelu was definitely wrong but to think it’s the same is insane and then to give his wife a hall pass is a complete bozo move 😂😂
The original commenter is a bit delusional 😂
You are the problem
Me too
Two idiots who deserve each other
There is a large difference between committing a hurtful act ignorantly and commiting it maliciously. Imo Khalani should have left in the first season after he had shown repeatedly that he has no concept of mutual respect and love with in their marriage.
Doesn't change that what she's doing is FUCKED UP!
Yea...I think Khalani didn't have the intention of taking him back at all. He's a man child, he cheated on her multiple times & he caught a bug. There was no reason for her to stay apart from her kids. She clearly found someone better too. The Khalani & Asuelu ship had long sailed, hit an iceberg and catastrophically sank. The wisest thing for them to do is to just accept it and work on co-parenting.
She was done with him way before too a couple years ago. But when he got in that car crash it just sucked her back in. Trauma bonded
Agreed. And Asuelo has proven himself to be a HUGE man child so at the end of the day Khalani knows she's going to be a single parent if she leaves Aseuelo (which she essentially is at this point). Khalani made the best choice for herself because Asuelo was never ever a partner to her, nor will he be a co-parent after they seperate. Happy to see Khalani wisen up and forget Asuelo and his crocodile tears.
'You'd better get a divorce, bay-baaaah!' makes me laugh so hard
The trauma goes much deeper with Kalani and Asuelu. There’s a point where she talks about how he literally forcibly impregnated her after she pleaded with him so many times that she did not want to be pregnant and have another baby
Why do you assume she’s telling the truth? How do you know she’s not lying to make herself look better in court?
Yeah the story she suddenly comes out,with,when everyone is calling her stupid for staying, and holding her accountable for the clear poor choices she's making. Doesn't sound fishy at all. The way yall act like woman will never lie about shit like this...and this is exactly why they do. Because they can get a bunch of woman who don't know how to separate their own trauma from someone else's story and when they're found out to be a liar, they get no repercussions from it. None.
@@honestyisadyingvirtueIts entirely possible for Kehlani to lie. But, given Asuelu's low IQ, infidelity and general poor behavior, its not outside of the realm of possibility.
Its also annoying that men like you think women should be "accountable" for picking bad men. When the onus should be on the men for being terrible human beings in the first place.
Which is typical behavior from a man who has cheated. I knew this girl whos BD did that to her. He was out cheating and he didnt want her to retaliate so he got her pregnant so she wouldn't cheat. And he ended up getting the other girl pregnant too. So he had 2 babies in one year. His girl put him out and he ended up with the other girl who ended up being a drug addict and neglectful towards her kids.
Which explains why he made the comment about the other guy can get her pregnant.
@@honestyisadyingvirtueumm what? Everyone's been calling her stupid from the beginning. Which is probably why she kept it all to herself cause she didn't want to be told "I told you so". Which is probably why he kept doing it cause he knew she would just stay and not say anything. Until shes had enough. Those tears she cried was from a deep place. That was not fake.
“You bout to get a divorce bay-bay” literally took my life away 😂😂
Big Ed holding Michael on a stick on the boat got me 😂😂😂
1) I miss your weekly videos
2) If Michael isn't getting his green card after all the disrespect from Memaw then it's time for TLC to move on
The allegations she made against him afterwards is enough to know that they don’t need to be together any longer.
She is full of it, and has been since day one.
She's with her new guy.
@@DeeDiamond2981 A got she got while cheating on her cheating husband. That new relationship has already started on a bad foot, the way you get someone is how you lose them. Also their kids will see the way they treated each other in the past, those poor innocent kids are going to have some serious issues from this.
@@shayla106 u aren't a psychic lol
Big Ed being a 🐀 on the boat had me dying of 😂
a total bitch move.
Angela just needs to meet someone that will stand up to her. I bet she will chill out then
That will never happen she wouldn’t allow it.
That would mean he had self-respect. No one with self-respect would be with Angela
No because Angela will just become angrier and louder and more confrontational and if it fails.
I think she would swing and then play victim
I would lol she picks on the weak. Pick me angie! Pick me!! Lol
@@valenciasanchez93Bust her up Valencia!!! 😂
The reaction of to her cheating he literally look like he was about to have a tantrum 😂😂😂
Big Ed is such a snake. He should be lucky that there are cameras around because Im sure Jovi would have gone ham lol.
Thank you for summarising the show to the best bits and saving us the time of having to watch all episodes.
Yo, Asuelu cheated since before they got married. Kalani did what she did and I'm glad. It finally showed her she didn't have to put up with his constant nonsense, that someone else would treat her better.
You're an idiot if you think Kalani didn't cheat... She also definitely wasn't a virigin before she met him.. Her body count was probably higher than his given the fact she was 29 and living in America while he was what 23? She's been lying from the get go.. Meanwhile your watching this alone, while your FWB pumps and dumps you, not tryna spend no extra time with your ass.
Welcome back, Sauce. I hope you are enjoying the holidays. I wish you all the best in this coming new year. Thanks for blessing us in 2023 with your humor. Much love to you and your family. 🤗🎄
"It's a lottery game out here!" You got me with that one 😂😂 I can only hope 😬
I’m so happy Khalani is publicly humiliating Ashuelu before leaving him. Decency, smichency! Men get away with things so easily. Nah! Hurt him, hurt him good before you dump him!!! Woooooooot wooooootttt!!!!!
Got you are just as pathetic and selfish. Not once in your psychotic rambling did you think about the impact of both of their actions on the kids. The real innocents victims in all of this. People like you will never truly be happy because you so focused on being petty and destroying yourself. Now she’s no better than him and her new relationship has started on a bad foot, all this trauma that has not been properly dealt with will transfer into her new relationship.
Lol it's funny because she was probably cheating way before because you can tell she was NOT a virgin at 28... Meanwhile your watching this alone, hoping your FWB finally wants you, but you'll stay alone thanks to this delusional attitude. Bet you think you wont tho.
Kalani's father told her and him it wasn't going to work out, and she didn't listen then. Her sister said the same thing and she didn't listen. So this hall pass thing was not her divorcing him it was her putting egg on Aseulu's face to catch up to the stacks of flan he was putting on hers.
Your slow if you don't think she cheated before him.. she lied about being a virigin until 28 so she indeed likes to lie. I'm pretty sure he's too low IQ and non American to understand wtf a hall pass was.. Not that it matters, she was finna be selfish and do what she did anyways.
Kalanie was a virgin,when she first had sex with Asuelu.Can you imagine giving him your virginity,and he goes around and has multiples affairs! I also know that when Kal👿anie got pregnant with her second child,lets say Kalanie didnt want to have sex and Asuelu forced himself,on Kalanie What a man!
This idiot could've had an amazing life with Kalanie if he had his family with her first. He will never have a woman this amazing to him again.
I don’t condone cheating but I also hate when women stay faithful to men who continue to cheat.
Glad khalani took that hall pass 😂
Bruh a woman who truly doesn't cheat doesn't take a hall pass.. if she's at that level she just leaves for good. Taking the seed of another man literally makes you hate the previous one. Which is worse if he's the father of your kids.. But she's been lying from the get go, she was not a freaking virigin at 28 gtfo she got a thousand cock stare...
The editing style and flow of everything was just amazing
Trent The Hooligan as the outro fucking made it perfect
Not y’all being mad at kalani for giving asuelo what he deserves!! Call me bitter but she took it easy on him because she only cheated with 1 guy. He cheated with 12
Passing out his homegrown coconuts & bananas is *WILD* 😂
Man I busted out laughing when he pointed out Big Ed having a built in chin strap lol
Another banger! Omg! 😂😂😂Please never stop making these videos. They’re one of the few things that get me through these days.
I was just checking for you yesterday! Please don't stay away that long again! I need my SAUCE! LOL good on Kalani for dumping him. He turned into a real tool. When a woman is done with you, especially the father of her children, it means you fcked up real bad! May she never backslide to that man child again.
Khalani knew from the start of the hall pass that she was going to give him his own medecine, and I like that. She deserve better, and I feel like even in that resort she knew she didn’t wanna be back with asuelu
The only issue is that Kalani loves losers. I hope she not replacing Prince Loser with King Loser!
Finally someone said it... Water seeks its own level yall.. If the man is a loser so is the woman, and if they replace each other it'll be with another, surprise surprise, LOSER. People ultimately date who they deserve, she's a monster just like him. The cameras just won't ever show it like that, and his English is too weak for him to talk his reality.
maybe because she likes dysfunction. And having some sense of control.
Yay!...you're back, definitely missed you Sauce!🤗
Pretty sure Kalani had a hand in Asuelu getting deported. Her biggest fear was him getting a lawyer and her having to give up her obssessive compulsive control of "HER" , not their, kids. She would not even let Asuelu take his kids to minisature golf or the park to play with his friends kids. Now he is getting a chance to grow up and become a man that he was never getting being under the thumb of Kalani and her parents. They make the Family Chantel look lacksidasical
Hallpass trap is so funny. They offer it as a reverse uno but always back fires. Just end it bro lol
"You bout to get a divorce BAYBAY!!" Took me TF out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ángela wouldn’t have a sec to get in my face like that . Hell I wanted to join the Army but my Father said I wasn’t Disciplined Enough to have someone screaming in my face , I was 14-15 at the time and a calm kid . Moral to the story He Was So Right… RIP Father 😂😂😂
You got me screaming when you said ole boy from NOLA this is like going to the mall for him 😂😂😂😂
That “oh naaaahhhh” had me about to wet myself!! Hilarious commentary per usual!😂
The commentary with Asuelo yea yea yea is taking me tf out at planet fitness on the treadmill ear buds and I keep busting out laughing😂😂😂
This is the only channel that makes me laugh out loud consistently. Excellent work 👌🏻
So glad you're covering this 😁😁😁 welcome back, Sauce!❤❤
Asuelu throwing a temper tantrum 😭
The day always gets better when Sauce uploads especially when he is clowning these no good deadbeats.
7:10 how could you miss to put the "yogurt? free yogurt?" joke from your OWN OLDER VIDEOS?? xD
Yass!!! Christmas came early🎄 Let’s Get It ❤🎉!! Missed you, Sauce!!
I usually hate videos with people’s commentary but you actually had me SCREAMING😂😂😂
Kalani needs to let this relationship go and move on with this guy she keeps talking to. She is constantly cheating…they both are and should just be single tf
She manipulated the entire relationship just to be on the show!!! He is clearly slow and she is a worthless, lazy manipulating liar.
According to them both, Kahlani did not cheat. The person who cheated constantly was Auseulo. She never was with anybody but him.
Until she knew the marriage was over, then and only then did she. Have you been watching the show at all?
@@BuddhaBeanie She has been cheating as well emotionally cheating is just as bad. They are both cheaters and are going to cause their kids a lot of pain.
@@shayla106 you're one of the few reasonable responses here. Stable head on you, I'd hate to be their kids years from now when they watch this. And ultimately it's the kids we should think about.
It's funny cause her "new guy" probably just wants to be FWB.. I'm 100 percent sure he does not want her long term or officially in anyway... That's what women keep missing, banging a cheating wife is fun, but you ain't tryna wife it afterwards, especially if she's fat..
14:36 if I enjoyed? Waouhh, from what space are you emitting, who are you absolutely crazy, comments flying like AK bullets I burst out of laughter every 10sec, had to pull back so many times to listen again the roast is painfull the tears in my eyes I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 New Subscriber here ! 🇨🇩
We missed you Sauce 😊
I always felt weird about her being with someone with such a low mental capacity. It's like she's with a child, which reflects badly on her. She's also spiraling, she needs to do better. Just a hawt mess here
When I tell you I am proud of Kalhni, my sister did that. So proud. You get them, sis.
Her new FWB is never gonna want her because she's fat and a cheater. She's also lying about being a virign at 28.. She basically destroyed her family. I'd put money that she even cheated before he did. She literally didn't wanna date him until he took his shirt off, clearly this ain't her first rodeo.
Your editing and commentary make your videos so much fun to watch😂😂😂😂
It is about time for Micheal to give up on getting a Green Card via Angela. Every man who came on the 90 Day Fiancé show after him has gotten theirs.
You're cute af, I'd like to get you a visa ❤❤❤
Not Ed being the voice of reason 😂
Asuelo: I love you. I want my marriage to work and im sorry.
Also Asuelo: yeah im going to the strip club for the experience.
kalani: uno reverse card lol
I'm sure you're also daft enough to believe she was a virign at 28 huh? She's lying, and if she's lying about that she's probably lying about alot. She cheated first anybody who's had sex can take one look at her stare, and notice, her big eyes are dead inside from all the banging.. Which wouldn't be an issue if she didn't lie about it consistently.
@10:40....OHNOEUDI'INT!!! "...cant stop be'in a sore thumb..."....bruh....he IS literally a thumb🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Finally Sauce ur back! Miss ur vids 💖
“It hurts so bad” 😂 the way he acts like he’s dying and then goes clubbing sprinting!!🏃🏃🏃
Why would any woman sleep with Asuelu?
Your use of the trailer park boys scene gets me every time. 😂
Man Kalani’s keeping Asuelu around as revenge, I don’t know why he doesn’t leave
I’m cracking up at how he reacted! Men literally cannot breath when they find out you doing them how they did you 🤣😂🤣
sauce you should do a video on igor and nikki.
If you Google her, she's been around on reality shows for awhile...or tryna be. Pretty sad.
7:23 You know it's wild. Is that men not all men? Some men think women are just being hateful to be hateful and they have a kid with someone and they think that loves them. Just to find out that person has been sleeping with other people the whole time. He knows it could hurt her because if she did the same thing to him it would be infuriating. Listen to the way he was like but he couldn't pregnate you because he sees her as his property but he could care less if he couldn't pregnant someone else. And now she has to share her man with someone else forever because she had his kids. Many women even without having children go through this.
I feel sorry for the ones who get far enough to have a kid with him and go through this.. and then in her head she's thinking I don't want to give my kids a fatherless home so I'm going to stay with him. But emotionally she has already checked out and she is only keep letting him allowing him to be around because she wants her kids to have their father. I can't imagine how anyone could defend his actions and think would he did is okay.
the best argument you can come up with is two wrongs. Don't make a right but you know what that wrong. Shouldn't have happened in the first place. He is only hurting because he is about to lose something he deems valuable and it belongs to him and there's nothing he can really do about it. He feels like she's being stolen. But he didn't care when he cheated. I will never understand. I've had someone cheating on me but if I told him if I do the same thing to you he would get so mad and I'm like why do you not understand that whatever you were feeling right now is how you made me feel. I actually am going through it. You are only imagining going through it. But you have the audacity to be hurt.
Heyy Sauce! Anybody remember how scary kalani’s daddy was? Asuelu got big balls cause 😅
BABE WAKE UP SAUCE FUXKIN POSTED 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Is this fool really crying?!? Fool you out here cheating and getting Thrush and trying to bring it back to your wife?!? Cut it out!
"I'm just a not smart guy, from a leetol Island." Asuelu.
If I knew a guy was married with a child and out here texting strippers flying them out etc…. I’m snitching because she’s looking stupid and doesn’t know. Does he want his daughter out here in a situation like that getting cheated while she’s staying at home with kids? It’s bs
Definitely missed you! That was epic as always.
Broooooo when you said “I don’t even think this dude knows what he think he knows” hit hard !!!! He is just dumb asf 😭😭😭😭
I think it's hilarious that Ass-uelo is acting like the victim because Khalani got railed 😂. I guess he didn't like it when it was done to him.
Ed did Jovi so foul 😂
As someone who trains Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, we have often debated how we'd choke out big Ed, i have to concur, he does have an overpowered defence. It would also be really hard to get your legs around his belly so he could always spin out of chokes.
😂😂😂😂😂
When big ed was telling on Jovi😂😂😂😂
Ya but the way Kalani babies him like one of her children says it all for me
Eh... I've been guilty of being babied by women before, Kalani is fucking cold dude... You can tell it's not genuine and I'm sorry you can tell that he was NOT HER FIRST..
I'm loving the jabs....lol. I'm over here dying
Welcome back sauce we missed ya
Lmaooooo yo these sound effects are killing me 😭😭😭 that “ohhh” after some outlandish bs happens 😭😭😭