I love the idea of a hero breaking into a villains lair and demanding to know where someone is, only for the frustrated villain to scold that "this could have been an email or a text!"
“How should I know?! I’ve been asleep! Blaming me for your friend getting kidnapped is like telling a fish in a lake that they stole your wallet while you were climbing a tree!”
@theredproxy do not get me wrong, the flint hills are gorgeous, the lakes are lovely, but in my hometown the smell of cattle is opressive in summar and the amber waves are actualy red milo. i live in wichita now, and the only thing i miss is the sky. nothing is as iconic of my youth as sitting on my grandparents' deck and looking up at the Milky Way or on the back porch and watching a storm roll in. but this state is a black hole and everyone here knows it. its nearly impossable to leave once you're here, and the sports and religiousness make it uncomfortable for an athiest who loaths sports
11:36 The line “why do you think the sky is black at night?” Is so RAW and so POWERFUL that it made me want to make an ENTIRE STORY just so I could use that line in a single scene.
18:42, some of the reasons I have always wanted to be able to shape-shift are so I could photosynthesise with my skin, make myself look more like those characters that I have massive thetes on and gender envy of, and become whatever animal or hybrid I want, like a boy with cat claws or wings. Theoretically, I could also shape-shift to a younger and healthier version of myself anytime I wanted so unless I genuinely wanted to end, I would not need to. I could just stay around for decades in random cities, just learning the languages and cultures and absorb all the information I want since I could just become a fly or lizard and break into university libraries, nick a book, and just read.
16:27 aww truffles is so adorable I just want them to cuddle up on my chest while I listen to music and crochet a hiding pouch/carry pouch for them and a mini blanket
@@thoughtsofananon If you are not careful you might end up constantly having hornets coming up to your window like they are the new villain of the week.
For me instead of the ocean or mountains, I get surprised that some people havent seen corn plants growing in feilds, not everyone lives in indiana but wth
The fact that this isn’t titled a Binge Comp made me do a suitable funny and watched it all like a normal Tumblr video. PM, I want you to know I’ve accidentally consigned myself to be your jester to bring you your hehe hoohoo.
Nono, they have a point! Worksona! Much good concept! I like! My regular self is so wacky, a "regular" worksona would be an interesting character by effect of being different! Heck yeah!
6:07 as a neurodivergent person, I can confirm that I can move on all fours in unnatural ways at speeds that can and have struck fear into those nearby. I can also switch between bipedal and quadrupedal motion without stopping. I know where you are josh, and every second you’re not moving, I get closer. Have a good one y’all
9:21 Really feeling this rn considering I have a fever that keeps breaking and coming back, as well as zero other symptoms other than a headache that won’t go away.
@18:05 Translation: "I am exceptionally tired. I can't even (thoughlessly/arrogantly) make my way to the fridge. I can't (verb, probably "sniff") the plants. I need to remember to remember"
Speaking of Dragon Quest 3. We need more drawing of the female hero and the pirate captain. You can have a gay pirate girlfriend in this game and no one is ever talking about it (I don't think she even has official art. Such a shame!)
0:43 i have a character who goes though that. Desperate to bring back their love. But get heart broken when they aren't recognized and their love acts completely different. They do fall in love its just a start of a love story when my guy wanted a continuation.
I remember this dude made a Call of Cthulhu campaign with some friends and planned an entire long scene inside a maze, only for them to get to the door and literally go “nope”. The DM did so the bad guys cornered them so they would have to get inside the maze to escape, but they just. Just. Fought the bad guys. Unarmed. The party’s dog died. They escaped through the vents after exploding the bad guys. One of the bad guys was an important character for a later scene.
I am continuously puzzled by my fanfic view count. They vary between about 50 and over 1000. Somehow neither of the blatant self insert ones are the about 50. The rare comments also seem to show up on ones with a low view count too.
A new Pm Seymour binge compilation whilst I’m enjoying my chicken nuggets and pizza? ON MY BIRTHDAY? Today is a good day uvu Note: Just got to 1minute and dropped my pizza into its box screaming “NOOOOOOO-“. Today is no longer a good day ;~;
Funny thing is i have short memory and most of the days I watch those videos for the 1000th time and I still don't remember anything and continue to watch them again XD
Watching this on my phone as Im almoust falling asleep, and as I fade out of humanity, my finger presses on the screen and it starts speaking really fast and I'm like oh! Awake I stay!
12:48 I can speak from experience, doing a hike with music makes it 10x better with friends. Especially if its Sh-boom by The Chords. You’ll be dancing down a trail like its a whimsical forest
11:37 (in the voice of a certain small German fish) Midnight Phantasmagoria! (I feel like absolutely no one is going to get that reference but I’m not changing this one bit)
looking at the “i am a human checkbox” and clicking it carefully because no matter what i say captcha sees me as too queer to not be some kind of Creatures
Clearly the reason Twilight Sparkle didn't clean their room is because it didn't meet the necessary Educational Objects requirement for her to spawn in and occupy it. For Fluttershy, you need ample accommodations for animals, as well as at least 5 different types of animals. Rarity requires a copious amounts of artistic material, preferably for clothing and/or cosplay, and the room must be clean before she can spawn in. Pinkie Pie will spawn in at a Bakery or at any party with an 80% or higher rating. Apple Jack doesn't clean rooms, however she will clean sheds, barns, and coops. I think Rainbow Dash is coded incorrectly, and will not clean unless it's an absolute necessity.
I had a friend in highschool who actually was 0:54. They tried to make fun of me every day and after a month they got tired of it while also realizing, I didn’t care what they called me because it was usually better than what I said in the mirror every morning
6:54 I was listening to this while doing something else, and I was about to say “uh just say “elipses”?” Because I thought the question was how to explain it without conveying a really ominous vibe. Like I imagined they could only think to say “you can’t end a sentence with . . .” And the boomer would be confused like “with what?”
I had never seen true mountains or the ocean until I was 19 going to Virginia. Let me tell you: wild to experience those things for the first time while stoned
21:17 Once I was convinced by a tumblr user(Gaud???) that kiwi fruits were unfertilized kiwi bird eggs, I want to be convinced of something silly like this again
26:25 sometimes i hear a loud cracking sound from the back of my skull, it barely hurts which makes it even more concerning. i can hear it strongly, i know i’m not imagining it
My bad for the title error, fixed
what was the original title?
Andy, what did Seymour’s old title say? ANDY?!
I love the idea of a hero breaking into a villains lair and demanding to know where someone is, only for the frustrated villain to scold that "this could have been an email or a text!"
“Man I told you the next time I saw you I’d defeat you, but that was supposed to be in another 6 months, now you’ve made it weird” 🤣
Allow me to borrow that idea.
Perry and Doof
“How should I know?! I’ve been asleep! Blaming me for your friend getting kidnapped is like telling a fish in a lake that they stole your wallet while you were climbing a tree!”
sonic boom if sonic had a phone
The not morally upstanding but clearly an ally character trope applies to Spider Punk
As of late or in the comics?
@@DaiyaDoggo As of ATSV
Or Damien Wayne
god i love spider punk sm
Are you implying spider punk did anything in the movie that was morally wrong or even questionable, or is this about the comics?
i have seen both mountians and ocean, yet now am traped permanently amid the amber waves of a kansas wheat feild.
be greatful 4 bearing eternal witness 2 the true nature of gold
@theredproxy do not get me wrong, the flint hills are gorgeous, the lakes are lovely, but in my hometown the smell of cattle is opressive in summar and the amber waves are actualy red milo. i live in wichita now, and the only thing i miss is the sky. nothing is as iconic of my youth as sitting on my grandparents' deck and looking up at the Milky Way or on the back porch and watching a storm roll in.
but this state is a black hole and everyone here knows it. its nearly impossable to leave once you're here, and the sports and religiousness make it uncomfortable for an athiest who loaths sports
I'm just picturing Ferb playing an absolutely silent Joker while Fineas is a chatty Batman and Perry is Alfred.
11:36
The line “why do you think the sky is black at night?” Is so RAW and so POWERFUL that it made me want to make an ENTIRE STORY just so I could use that line in a single scene.
3:51 The literary achetype is often called "Anti hero".
“Why so Twice?”
-the Onceler
18:42, some of the reasons I have always wanted to be able to shape-shift are so I could photosynthesise with my skin, make myself look more like those characters that I have massive thetes on and gender envy of, and become whatever animal or hybrid I want, like a boy with cat claws or wings. Theoretically, I could also shape-shift to a younger and healthier version of myself anytime I wanted so unless I genuinely wanted to end, I would not need to. I could just stay around for decades in random cities, just learning the languages and cultures and absorb all the information I want since I could just become a fly or lizard and break into university libraries, nick a book, and just read.
Damn I just always said that because I thought shapeshifting would technically be able to give me every power I could think of
16:27 aww truffles is so adorable I just want them to cuddle up on my chest while I listen to music and crochet a hiding pouch/carry pouch for them and a mini blanket
Just when tumbler goes down
tumblr's not down, Reddit is
@@UndecidedASMR It was for like half a hour
It went down so hard it regained the e
@@Ghost-qu7jk oh
Aww the zoo is closed :(
P.M's editor you missed the best opportunity to have matt face pop out from the side of the post slowly like "I heard my name"
Im battling a hornet in the window putting this on for emotional support
Did you win? Are you still locked in combat? Did the hornet win? I must know.
Who won?
I won but then there was ANOTHER ONE OUTSIDE I HATE THIS STATE
@@thoughtsofananon Hornets are scary
@@thoughtsofananon If you are not careful you might end up constantly having hornets coming up to your window like they are the new villain of the week.
3:35 the demons got him.
4:17 Eda Clawthorne (Owl House)
ty. I needed this today. I had to put my dog to sleep yesterday and its been draining for me. This gave me joy.
I need a 1 hour loop of pm saying pizza over and over again
as a kansan, KANSAS IS NOT A PLACE FOR PERMANENT HABITATION
Hardest decision to make is deciding whether you want to watch LNTP or the binge compilation
ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ
Hear me out: both
I do LNTP, which is why this being mislabeled hurt me.
Por que no los dos?
whats LNTP? im curious
18:50 fun fact! a single confetti would be called a confetto
The way I thought the “Accord” joke was gonna be that Genshin meme again
For me instead of the ocean or mountains, I get surprised that some people havent seen corn plants growing in feilds, not everyone lives in indiana but wth
The fact that this isn’t titled a Binge Comp made me do a suitable funny and watched it all like a normal Tumblr video. PM, I want you to know I’ve accidentally consigned myself to be your jester to bring you your hehe hoohoo.
Nono, they have a point! Worksona! Much good concept! I like! My regular self is so wacky, a "regular" worksona would be an interesting character by effect of being different! Heck yeah!
For anyone who has a orange cat, I have three orange ones and I'm sorry but they have a few braincells. One is too smart for his own good.
24:43
can confirm, I am the fluffy sweet boy of the group
i’m a southern california boy and I see mountains and beach nearly every day at the same time
Hedgehog the Shadow. Oh yeah, Edgy the Hedgey.
Ah, yes, ow the edge
Why does P.M Seymour sound like he's either drunk or high like a cat on catnip but in the funniest way
15:31 No, but I distinctly got this feeling rewatching Invader Zim.
24:00
"IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMING HOME" -Karl probably
6:07 as a neurodivergent person, I can confirm that I can move on all fours in unnatural ways at speeds that can and have struck fear into those nearby. I can also switch between bipedal and quadrupedal motion without stopping. I know where you are josh, and every second you’re not moving, I get closer. Have a good one y’all
3:48 even better when they’re otherwise very adorable
9:21
Really feeling this rn considering I have a fever that keeps breaking and coming back, as well as zero other symptoms other than a headache that won’t go away.
Dude when they read homed stuck i immediately exploded
i sublimated in2 thin air
At around 3:46, the ‘he’s on our side, but isn’t morally upstanding’ is just Disney’s version of Clopin from Hunchback of Notre Dame.
The baby ferret nearly made me make autistic noises while taking refuge in my grandmother’s house.
got to that part about lucina and silver and all i could think was "this is future trunks core"
@18:05
Translation:
"I am exceptionally tired. I can't even (thoughlessly/arrogantly) make my way to the fridge. I can't (verb, probably "sniff") the plants. I need to remember to remember"
Speaking of Dragon Quest 3. We need more drawing of the female hero and the pirate captain.
You can have a gay pirate girlfriend in this game and no one is ever talking about it (I don't think she even has official art. Such a shame!)
Forget being in a polycule. I want to be in a ...
Molecule
Yo Andy, what do mathematicians and captain Barbosa have in common? *An Accord*
The scale thing would tell you how much the earth weighs on the scale, which is coincidentally the weight of the scale on the earth
0:43 i have a character who goes though that. Desperate to bring back their love. But get heart broken when they aren't recognized and their love acts completely different. They do fall in love its just a start of a love story when my guy wanted a continuation.
Ah yes, just what I needed for my Saturday
2:57 its called neurodivergent friendship
4:09 I thought that said "Attention Corporeal"
Yaaayyy my post is the thumbnail once again!! :DDDDDDDDDD
I remember this dude made a Call of Cthulhu campaign with some friends and planned an entire long scene inside a maze, only for them to get to the door and literally go “nope”.
The DM did so the bad guys cornered them so they would have to get inside the maze to escape, but they just. Just. Fought the bad guys. Unarmed. The party’s dog died. They escaped through the vents after exploding the bad guys. One of the bad guys was an important character for a later scene.
Seeing that Mafalda icon at 15:02 hit me harder than a truck
18:33 Was jumpscared by a post from my gf. So so proud of her, shes leaving a LEGACY
I am continuously puzzled by my fanfic view count. They vary between about 50 and over 1000. Somehow neither of the blatant self insert ones are the about 50. The rare comments also seem to show up on ones with a low view count too.
24:51 berdly.
27:07 THE ARTIFACT
23:26 thank god it fixed the one specific part of the problem that will affect me personally in a way i would not get over in 15 days or less
unlabeled binge compilation! i been catfished.
A new Pm Seymour binge compilation whilst I’m enjoying my chicken nuggets and pizza? ON MY BIRTHDAY? Today is a good day uvu
Note: Just got to 1minute and dropped my pizza into its box screaming “NOOOOOOO-“. Today is no longer a good day ;~;
Happy birthday stranger!
Funny thing is i have short memory and most of the days I watch those videos for the 1000th time and I still don't remember anything and continue to watch them again XD
Worksona, Worksona, Worksona
An enemy is just a former friend who won't tell me what I did wrong.
I love all the sth references. Gimme my blorbo's silly lil bits
Watching this on my phone as Im almoust falling asleep, and as I fade out of humanity, my finger presses on the screen and it starts speaking really fast and I'm like oh! Awake I stay!
Felonious George
The Golurk jumpscare got me.
12:48 I can speak from experience, doing a hike with music makes it 10x better with friends. Especially if its Sh-boom by The Chords. You’ll be dancing down a trail like its a whimsical forest
@@__yeetyeet__ i have no problem with you listening to music while you hike, just don't make everyone else listen to it, use headphones
I got really confused for a moment when I heard the Binge Compilation jingle, when the title is just Late Night Tumblr Posts
1:11 little caesar having a stroke
16:27
That rat is mine now, thank you. I will be keeping him forever and ever, he will be my friend now.
5:12 just so i can find this later lol
The 2 hydrogen atoms and the 1 oxygen atom? They're in a... molycule
0:55 *Luffy to every crewmember *
13:15 that one time I was at the top of a hill and there was a guy in full fucking Alps cosplay blasting accordion music.
23:53 there are two wolves inside me. i should see a doctor to get them out
If you want to chirp like a cheetah, just chirp like a domestic cat, because cheetahs are just leggy cats.
27:38 I saw that as wet chicken nuggets for a second and I was so so scared
16:00 but it’s stuck on shuffle permanently
11:37 (in the voice of a certain small German fish) Midnight Phantasmagoria!
(I feel like absolutely no one is going to get that reference but I’m not changing this one bit)
Sleeping 2 can be achieved by lucid dreaming and going to bed in your dream
13:31 honestly? That sounds like the life, and like several character concepts I've thought up.
We’re almost halfway to 200
looking at the “i am a human checkbox” and clicking it carefully because no matter what i say captcha sees me as too queer to not be some kind of Creatures
Hey PM, you are my internet dad friend/tumblr man so Happy Father's day.
OHHHH YEAH BOYSSSS P.M. POSTER A BINGE COMPILATION IMA BE SLEEPING SO WELL TONIGHT
14:18 I cannot solve the riddles, merely defeat them.
1. It.
2. Not the real , no.
3. You wanna?
21:14 I have one of those objects!
2:16 I did that but on my arms lol
Clearly the reason Twilight Sparkle didn't clean their room is because it didn't meet the necessary Educational Objects requirement for her to spawn in and occupy it.
For Fluttershy, you need ample accommodations for animals, as well as at least 5 different types of animals.
Rarity requires a copious amounts of artistic material, preferably for clothing and/or cosplay, and the room must be clean before she can spawn in.
Pinkie Pie will spawn in at a Bakery or at any party with an 80% or higher rating.
Apple Jack doesn't clean rooms, however she will clean sheds, barns, and coops.
I think Rainbow Dash is coded incorrectly, and will not clean unless it's an absolute necessity.
27:55 alright but i could make a legitimate argument 4 this. i wont, but i could
24:56 olivia, will, crow(and also my partner, but she’s not in the main friend group), me, emory. damn, this is way too accurate
new group guys
zobbie, mark, evie, me, and gracie. still accurate
I had a friend in highschool who actually was 0:54. They tried to make fun of me every day and after a month they got tired of it while also realizing, I didn’t care what they called me because it was usually better than what I said in the mirror every morning
I have never seen mountains, nor the ocean. But I have seen the Great Lakes.
I prefer Dennis Hopper's Bowser. 😂
4:03 mah man, I raise you Sampo Koski of Honkai Star Rail; world’s greatest scam artist, world’s prettiest man. 👏
30 seconds?? goddamn
my sleep schedule
6:54
I was listening to this while doing something else, and I was about to say “uh just say “elipses”?” Because I thought the question was how to explain it without conveying a really ominous vibe. Like I imagined they could only think to say “you can’t end a sentence with . . .” And the boomer would be confused like “with what?”
I had never seen true mountains or the ocean until I was 19 going to Virginia. Let me tell you: wild to experience those things for the first time while stoned
21:17 Once I was convinced by a tumblr user(Gaud???) that kiwi fruits were unfertilized kiwi bird eggs, I want to be convinced of something silly like this again
Kiwi birds lay one of the biggest eggs of all birds, both compared to their body size and in total mass.
I've never played Bayonette and for a hot second I thought the Silver Lucina post was about Bayonette and I got confused
12:52 Someone clearly doesn’t live in an area with bears
27:16 you’re more likely to pass it if you hesitate a little
eyyy it’s fartgallery and pochowek! i was following pochowek when he made the foot scrub joke i feel like i’ve witnessed history
nooooo they got to the moss before i could!
26:25 sometimes i hear a loud cracking sound from the back of my skull, it barely hurts which makes it even more concerning. i can hear it strongly, i know i’m not imagining it