I have something on my mind. You say that SpongeBob is a type of Greek god. Correct? Well, I have a small dilemma... I'm an atheist. And in case you don't know, an atheist is a person who doesn't believe in nor does he worship any god. Which means I wouldn't accept SpongeBob as my God.Keep that in mind, that this doesn't mean I don't love him. Quite the contrar. I adored him when I was a little girl and I adore him now. I just want to know what would SpongeBob think of me and how would he feel about me if he found out/ I told him that I was an atheist.
I have a theory that in Sponge on the run SpongeBob and planton returned the a different universe in the time machine and that the original SpongeBob universe was still in chaos when SpongeBob left and it still is
I mean, I meet you be I meet you go to I meet you are you going to my video? Are you going to make more SpongeBob video? Are you going to make more? Phoebe feel like cut but so yeah I meet you when I was a kid I always want to be loud and I meet you you I barely meet you. I meet you. I meet you. I meet you. I meet you. I meet you. I meet you. I Miss You What I Miss I Miss You You Watch You I Want You TH-cam I Want You TH-cam TH-cam TH-cam TH-cam You You Want To Me Mom Want To Me Mom I meet you. I meet you since when I was a kid. I always want to be that you’re going to make more video.2024
He was able to acquire a unique spatula that didn’t even exist. He is a god and used his power to not only create the spatula, but to call the anchovies there in order to make Mr. Krabs and squidward see the error of their ways IN THE FIRST EPISODE!!!
Spongebob didn't _create_ Bubble buddy. Bubble buddy was in Spongebob's regimen during Vietnam and the loss of Bubble buddy's life contributed heavily to Spongebob's PTSD.
While I love hearing spongebob theories, two things confused me a little: 3:06 In that episode, patrick drew squidward and the little thing was alive (Unless it was meant to be seen as after spongebob touched the pencil it just does that for anyone) 23:20 This episode (I had an Accident) was primarily about how spongebob WAS injured and had to see the doctor because he broke his butt. 1. He should've been able to heal himself if he is a god 2. He was afraid to be even remotely injured again (for that episode). It is just unlikely that he is a masochist and that he is just very durable, which could've been a better thing to say. But hey, you really got me thinking about this, so you definitely achieved your goal (I think)
He's still a sponge in society. He can't always just bypass everything because that would make people think of him as yk a god. thats what i think anyway
" O H B O Y 3 A M ! " (Sorry if my comment was cringe and so unoriginal, I wanted to add to the joke but I have a very bad feeling that it's gonna backfire.)
Also after squidward accidently taught primitive SpongeBob how to jellyfish, he asked present SpongeBob who invented it and he said “You did” how tf did he know?
wow, what a cool theory! This should get WAYYY more views than what it has now. There are a couple holes in the theory, but I mostly agree with it. Also the quality of the video is unmatched! I hope you get more subs in the future, because you deserve it!!!
Talking about SB-129; SpongeTron: If this is SpongeBob, how come SpongeBob doesn't teleport to robot form with a click sound like SpongeTron did? Not to mention SpongeBob shapeshifts too, but not like this. SpongeBob either said Squidward's name either by accident, or learned that this was Squidward by studying about the present Bikini Bottom. Primitive SpongeBob: If he is also SpongeBob, how would he really be able to know it was Squidward after meeting? And how could his brain be developed to know who Squidward is yet? He, or SpongeGar, could only see Squog, Squidward's ancestor, and know who HE is. But NOT Squidward.
yes and he's really an evil witch. Even if he's supposed to punish people for their sins, there are two problems; how come he's a sin?! Not just that, how come he gets punished for his crimes at times? He can't be able to punish himself for HIS sins. It makes no sense.
what I mean is that he abused Gary throughout the show, via Dying for Pie, Gary Takes a Bath, The Great Snail Race, Have You Seen This Snail?, and most notably A Pal for Gary
But it's not just that - "he despises living in a false reality, he doesn't lie or cheat and even if he's somehow obligated to" even though in Walking Small and Nasty Patty he felt a thrill for destroying peace and happiness. But not just that either - he also has NO PROBLEM "going out of his way" to do bad things too.
In the Conch Shell episode I think Spongebob used the magic conch excuse as a cover-up for helping their friends by using their powers without them finding out. And Squidward is being left out it’s Spongebob saying “You can’t have your cake and eat it too.” They are most likely teaching Squidward about the gift of hope and belief hinted by it being Squidward in the beginning of the episode where he didn’t believe Spongebob leading him to get in the fort and suffer the consequences. It’s only at the end that he lets them stay because Spongebob knows that every episode starts fresh. That’s why they don’t do anything once they’re found. That’s what Spongebob was trying to make Squidward see. They were ensuring him.
If SpongeBob really is a Greek god, punishing people for their sins... 1) How come he's a sin himself? For example, he abuses Gary in various episodes and acts like a hypocrite on Patrick and Squidward. He was also mean to Sandy at times which resulted in him getting his butt kicked at one point. He also intentionally put Mrs. Puff in PTSD for no reason. 2) How come he gets punished various times in the show? He wouldn't have the power to punish himself.
Probably nitpicky, but I believe this except for the part where you say Squidward shouldn't remember Spongebob with two hats when literally just saw Spongebob and was the reason he had two hats. That's a simple yet distinct detail that if you want to argue that Spongebob was actually there, then I don't think that's the evidence to use.
even more evidence: In sponge on the run, the ending song said: The secret to the formula is you, saying that spongebob himself IS the recipe to the formula that makes the krabby patty ao formidable
14:42 "Little did Squidward know that he was about to find his happiest memory?" Except this WAS NOT his happiest memory because he said it himself "You don't seem to understand. I! don't! want! a! happiest memory!!!" 15:01 "he needs to get the anger out of his system in some way" but this wouldn't get it out of him, it just keeps him in, because he's happy that he's losing what was going to be his happiest memory.
I don't remember if I ever mentioned this, but... 8:11-11:44 Chapter 3: 10:05-10:47 (Club SpongeBob) Despite Squidward getting them trapped, SpongeBob and Patrick WANTED to have it happen again; "Woohoo! Again! Again! *gargle gargle*" Consider the fact that SpongeBob and Patrick were both responsible for Squidward accidentally stranding them by being annoying to him and ruining his chances of going to work. As Squidward says "stranded with SpongeBob and Patrick" they waved to him in a creepy way. Plus, what SpongeBob and Patrick call a club is actually their cult. In fact they both force Squidward to join in. Not to mention they ask the conch questions that don't benefit the innocent life of Squidward, each in joy. The conch happily responds positive answers unless it's Squidward. SpongeBob was trying to keep Squidward trapped. In fact, when SpongeBob and Patrick ask the conch if they can help Squidward, they even agree with the conch when she refuses to free (them and) Squidward for good. They even get rewarded for their misdeeds while Squidward gets punished for his righteous actions. Squidward tries to teach SpongeBob and Patrick a lesson for attempting to torture him with the conch, but they close their mindsets until a plane drops a load of food when worried they were gonna fall right out of the sky. (You say the conch comes to the rescue 10:27 and then say it had no connection to any of their lucky occurrences 10:40 ?) SpongeBob and Patrick have and sadistically expect Squidward ask every question to the conch only to be answered "no" every time for no reason. Squidward finally gets tired of suffering and SpongeBob and Patrick knew this and hypocritically ignored Squidward('s concern) by asking him and the conch "if he's okay" in order to annoy Squidward further more. Chapter 4: 10:43-11:23 (The Camping Episode) SpongeBob and Patrick both annoyed Squidward throughout the whole episode! They NEVER helped him, except for throwing a stick for Squidward (the most incompetent circle-drawer) to draw a circle for himself. Patrick intentionally over burned the marshmallows and blew the hot, over burned marshmallows on Squidward to torture him. SpongeBob sang a campfire song he claimed to be 'relaxing', with Patrick along to annoy Squidward by moving his head to make him dance along, and sings loudly in his ear "BUM BUM BUM!" Then SpongeBob's campfire song song gets more rough to the point where they play drums and SpongeBob smashes his guitar (at night, waking people up when they're trying to sleep?!) He 'saved' (really attacked/tortured) Squidward by throwing a marshmallow into the clarinet down the throat. He warned Squidward about a sea bear and the dangers of them attacking. Squidward makes all the sounds and does all the things that attract the sea bears to teach SpongeBob and Patrick a lesson for torturing him for the night. The sea bear only goes to Squidward, thinking he did it carelessly. He came as if SpongeBob and Patrick hired him to come attack. Even when Squidward ran for his life and the sea bear chased after him, they just watched him get beaten up. They drew the circle themselves in order to not save Squidward with their bare hands. The only thing they do to benefit him is to throw the stick to Squidward to draw the circle for himself, knowing Squidward is actually horrible at drawing circles, and drew an oval accidentally. They still wouldn't leave their circle bravely or show him how to do it, they just let him keep getting beaten up, thus subverting the "benefit" part of SpongeBob. (you say the circle doesn't save them but it's SpongeBob who does 11:05-11:23 when it's actually the way the circle is drawn and that SpongeBob and Patrick both drew the circle themselves and survived without getting beaten up) Not to mention, they brought the circle with them to Squidward instead of getting out and bringing Squidward in. Another reason why SpongeBob isn't really responsible for saving Squidward, is because he himself isn't; Squidward saved himself by jumping to SpongeBob and Patrick for protection. Squidward's bravest step in the episode is what really took the sea bear away. He for no reason congratulates SpongeBob and Patrick for saving his life even though he himself saved himself by jumping over. Selfishly, SpongeBob and Patrick both accept the reward as if they were jealously trying to take credit away from Squidward. A sea rhinoceros comes out of the blue to scare Squidward as well, as if he was also hired by SpongeBob and Patrick to attack Squidward. Chapter 5: 11:23-11:34 If SpongeBob really does have a place for Squidward and loves him unconditionally, then why is he trying to make him suffer? I mean he also scared him in "Pranks a Lots" and annoyed him in various episodes, especially a majority of seasons 4-8. SpongeBob's "love" for Squidward is just as conditional as Mr. Krabs' "love" you claim he has for Pearl, as mentioned in your Pearl theory.
U got something wrong (SpongeBob was shown in a womb so it’s true his ancestors must have a deep connection because his parents did not have the sponges yellow color so uh just caught some mistakes)
I love the video. I just want it to reach more people and I am thinking a name change for the video could help it to reach a wider audience. Maybe like adding "- spongbob theory" at the end could help? Not sure, either way nicely done.
Two questions is the last cook before spongebob a greek god too than? And if spongebob is a greek god won’t Poseidon know him why would he make him a greek god if he already is
6:31 true but with their technology they probably sensed his name with some machine and 6:56 there is probably a primitive squid because there is a primitive sponge and primitive star.
16:44-18:20 If SpongeBob was actually in the bathtub with two hats on his head, then how come Squidward kept imagining SpongeBob wearing two hats other times before, such as the cash register, setting the Krusty Krab on fire, and threatening to destroy the Krusty Krab on Squidward's mirror?! Not to mention, The scene from the beginning where SpongeBob was taking his test, to Mrs. Puff screaming in the spongitary confinement, is all in Mrs. Puff's head; when SpongeBob teleports to solitary confinement, it changes scenes back to Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob being chased by the cops, then when Mrs. Puff is shown her old black and white prison uniform, it changes once again to the cop chase, where it's Donna driving instead of SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff screams again, leading back to the cop chase scene again.
Squidward was only punished for no reason in those episodes! SponegBob should have been punished because it's really all his fault, and Squidward was the real one trying to teach SpongeBob a lesson, and SpongeBob refused to accept it. 31:27 "always punished for being a negative Nancy" even though he's really punished for no reason, and just being negative is still not a fair reason to be punished. 31:30 SpongeBob and Patrick attempted to humiliate him, not vice versa, and that's still no reason to torture Squidward! 31:36 Squidward didn't bully SpongeBob! SpongeBob bullied him and all the customers, with his harmful, not harmless April Fools' pranks! Not to mention the customers should have blamed SpongeBob instead of Squidward, as he was trying to teach him a lesson for being horrible to him, and breaking(refusing to keep as well) his promise to not play pranks. 32:01 again, SpongeBob didn't implant paranoia by being in the bathtub (obviously because he always implants paranoia on Squidward out of sadism, not for important moral lessons), he implanted paranoia by just being in life to annoy Squidward, and Squidward just wanted to enjoy the sunshine and nice weather. Not to mention that SpongeBob taught no lesson to Squidward, he just tried to torture Squidward just because! This "Plankton also gets punished for betraying SpongeBob just like he did in Walking Small" is just a one-sided belief as Plankton also got punished for no reason later on. 32:52 "Suggesting he secretly punishes people for their sins" except why has he had sins himself that he was punished for? He couldn't have the power to punish himself for his own sins. 32:59 "every character that seems to hate SpongeBob gets their butt kicked by destiny" except their butts were kicked by SpongeBob's own sins and sins of other Bottomites? Not to mention every character you verbally mentioned here except Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs is the real one punished for good reason! 33:04 Menion Mrs. Puff just for being punished for SpongeBob failing his tests and causing destruction instead of being punished for 'her own' sins. 33:18 "Unlike Squidward or Plankton who do bad things to SpongeBob" except Squidward never did anything bad to SpongeBob; SpongeBob did bad things to him and had him blamed for it! 33:51 "they have said SpongeBob's name in vain" except they had to, and don't be a hypocrite please! You said SpongeBob's name in vain too, by calling him an F word(16:24, 22:32)! Thus, contradicting your belief SpongeBob is a good god and you would always treat him with respect.
3:05 the non-unique pencil is (kind of) what created spongebob too, what is seen here is the romanticism-related elitary view of creators, with some interestingly actually comparing their power to God, saying they create worlds out of nothing and get their power out of nothing just like Him.
3min into the video. ( man this is a wild theory ) 6min into the video. (Well I guess I can’t continue this theory. Or can I?) Episode sb 129. Say no more this theory actually slaps I love it keep up the great content man.
Wait, so if Spongebob has been alive for billions of years, then why does he have parents in the modern day era and in one episode its shown that he is in his mum stomach 14:49
It's reincarnate immortality. His physical form dies every now and then and his spirit migrates to a new vessel which comes to be nearly identical to the previous one, despite at best a very distance genetic connection.
That didn't make much sense to me either. I didn't until why he said a Greek God either since Neptune is Roman. He could have said SpongeBob was the Roman God Mercury instead of Hermes. I understand that Triton is Greek, but he was only in one episode and the Bikini Bottomites clearly worship Roman Gods.
33:54 just need to say for clarity’s sake, taking something in vain doesn’t mean disparaging it. It means saying you’re going to do something for god or something and then you don’t do it. Like if you say ‘please god I’ll go to church if you do this for me’ and then you don’t go to church. That’s taking gods name in vain. You can call god whatever name you want but that’s not taking his name in vain. If you say ‘on my mother’s grave I’m not lying’ and you are lying. That’s taking your mother’s name in vain. If you say ‘my mother is a stupid’ that’s not taking your mother’s name in vain. That’s just calling your mother stupid.
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I have something on my mind. You say that SpongeBob is a type of Greek god. Correct? Well, I have a small dilemma... I'm an atheist. And in case you don't know, an atheist is a person who doesn't believe in nor does he worship any god. Which means I wouldn't accept SpongeBob as my God.Keep that in mind, that this doesn't mean I don't love him. Quite the contrar. I adored him when I was a little girl and I adore him now. I just want to know what would SpongeBob think of me and how would he feel about me if he found out/ I told him that I was an atheist.
I have a theory that in Sponge on the run SpongeBob and planton returned the a different universe in the time machine and that the original SpongeBob universe was still in chaos when SpongeBob left and it still is
I mean, I meet you be I meet you go to I meet you are you going to my video? Are you going to make more SpongeBob video? Are you going to make more? Phoebe feel like cut but so yeah I meet you when I was a kid I always want to be loud and I meet you you I barely meet you. I meet you. I meet you. I meet you. I meet you. I meet you. I meet you. I Miss You What I Miss I Miss You You Watch You I Want You TH-cam I Want You TH-cam TH-cam TH-cam TH-cam You You Want To Me Mom Want To Me Mom I meet you. I meet you since when I was a kid. I always want to be that you’re going to make more video.2024
He was able to acquire a unique spatula that didn’t even exist. He is a god and used his power to not only create the spatula, but to call the anchovies there in order to make Mr. Krabs and squidward see the error of their ways IN THE FIRST EPISODE!!!
15:23 Keep in mind Squidward is not a squid, but rather an octopus.
Spongebob didn't _create_ Bubble buddy. Bubble buddy was in Spongebob's regimen during Vietnam and the loss of Bubble buddy's life contributed heavily to Spongebob's PTSD.
I mean this theory is somewhat canon, the original script for the 3rd SpongeBob movie was gonna based on “It’s A wonderful life” so yeah
While I love hearing spongebob theories, two things confused me a little:
3:06 In that episode, patrick drew squidward and the little thing was alive (Unless it was meant to be seen as after spongebob touched the pencil it just does that for anyone)
23:20 This episode (I had an Accident) was primarily about how spongebob WAS injured and had to see the doctor because he broke his butt. 1. He should've been able to heal himself if he is a god 2. He was afraid to be even remotely injured again (for that episode). It is just unlikely that he is a masochist and that he is just very durable, which could've been a better thing to say.
But hey, you really got me thinking about this, so you definitely achieved your goal (I think)
He's still a sponge in society. He can't always just bypass everything because that would make people think of him as yk a god. thats what i think anyway
Oh my god why are Spongebob theories literally better than game theory
Definitely not me watching SpongeBob theories at 3 AM
" O H B O Y 3 A M ! "
(Sorry if my comment was cringe and so unoriginal, I wanted to add to the joke but I have a very bad feeling that it's gonna backfire.)
@@NicoTheSourceGuy No need to apologise, this is pretty much on point for the joke
@@NicoTheSourceGuyI read that with Patrick’s voice 😂😂😂 idk y you apologizing you good don’t worry haha
It's 1:30 AM for me
20 past midnight here
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I’m ready I’m ready I’m ready
Good morning, Squidward
*grumpy*
I'm ready
I'm ready to die,I'm ready to die
"No you aint"
-sandy cheecks the wise
Also after squidward accidently taught primitive SpongeBob how to jellyfish, he asked present SpongeBob who invented it and he said “You did” how tf did he know?
Knowing Spongebob, he probably wanted to figure out who created it and that's how he knew
15:20 Squidward is a octopus
Hope this blows up u deserve it as much as Alex
..this was well thought out
wow, what a cool theory! This should get WAYYY more views than what it has now. There are a couple holes in the theory, but I mostly agree with it.
Also the quality of the video is unmatched! I hope you get more subs in the future, because you deserve it!!!
I Think this is NOW one of My Favourite SBSP Theories ever!
Talking about SB-129;
SpongeTron: If this is SpongeBob, how come SpongeBob doesn't teleport to robot form with a click sound like SpongeTron did? Not to mention SpongeBob shapeshifts too, but not like this. SpongeBob either said Squidward's name either by accident, or learned that this was Squidward by studying about the present Bikini Bottom.
Primitive SpongeBob: If he is also SpongeBob, how would he really be able to know it was Squidward after meeting? And how could his brain be developed to know who Squidward is yet? He, or SpongeGar, could only see Squog, Squidward's ancestor, and know who HE is. But NOT Squidward.
So we went from SpongeBob being a mass murderer to being in the Navy to now a Greek god
Spongebob is a character from TV.
Which is made in Hollywood.
Hollywood is the tree used for the wand of a witch.
Spongebob is a witch.
yes and he's really an evil witch. Even if he's supposed to punish people for their sins, there are two problems; how come he's a sin?! Not just that, how come he gets punished for his crimes at times? He can't be able to punish himself for HIS sins. It makes no sense.
what I mean is that he abused Gary throughout the show, via Dying for Pie, Gary Takes a Bath, The Great Snail Race, Have You Seen This Snail?, and most notably A Pal for Gary
But it's not just that - "he despises living in a false reality, he doesn't lie or cheat and even if he's somehow obligated to" even though in Walking Small and Nasty Patty he felt a thrill for destroying peace and happiness. But not just that either - he also has NO PROBLEM "going out of his way" to do bad things too.
So as a result SpongeBob really doesn't pass moral integrity, unless it's moral dishonesty.
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How the heck did you make this comment 3 weeks ago when the video came out 2 weeks ago?
@@DefenderDuck you may never know
@@DefenderDuck I don’t know
I thought this was about actual Greek god lore
Lmao
he only owned up to his mistakes WHEN IT ISN'T HIS FAULT
In the Conch Shell episode I think Spongebob used the magic conch excuse as a cover-up for helping their friends by using their powers without them finding out. And Squidward is being left out it’s Spongebob saying “You can’t have your cake and eat it too.” They are most likely teaching Squidward about the gift of hope and belief hinted by it being Squidward in the beginning of the episode where he didn’t believe Spongebob leading him to get in the fort and suffer the consequences. It’s only at the end that he lets them stay because Spongebob knows that every episode starts fresh. That’s why they don’t do anything once they’re found. That’s what Spongebob was trying to make Squidward see. They were ensuring him.
Look at the ep where Patrick and Spongebob were playing hide and SPONGEBOB seek and LITERALLY GOES TO THE END OF THE SEES TO FIND PATRICK
If SpongeBob really is a Greek god, punishing people for their sins...
1) How come he's a sin himself? For example, he abuses Gary in various episodes and acts like a hypocrite on Patrick and Squidward. He was also mean to Sandy at times which resulted in him getting his butt kicked at one point. He also intentionally put Mrs. Puff in PTSD for no reason.
2) How come he gets punished various times in the show? He wouldn't have the power to punish himself.
I think SpongeBob is a god but there is one thing wrong the miss puff episode was all in her head
where is rhe connection to GREEK deity?
Probably nitpicky, but I believe this except for the part where you say Squidward shouldn't remember Spongebob with two hats when literally just saw Spongebob and was the reason he had two hats. That's a simple yet distinct detail that if you want to argue that Spongebob was actually there, then I don't think that's the evidence to use.
Who used control c on Alex bail
I’m joking this stuff is pretty good
loll
even more evidence: In sponge on the run, the ending song said: The secret to the formula is you, saying that spongebob himself IS the recipe to the formula that makes the krabby patty ao formidable
14:42 "Little did Squidward know that he was about to find his happiest memory?" Except this WAS NOT his happiest memory because he said it himself "You don't seem to understand. I! don't! want! a! happiest memory!!!"
15:01 "he needs to get the anger out of his system in some way" but this wouldn't get it out of him, it just keeps him in, because he's happy that he's losing what was going to be his happiest memory.
Spongebob is Nickalodeon's Greek Jesus Christ.
theory says, jesus was greek... Plus, Jesus Christ is a translation of Ιησούς Χριστός
The one problem with the secret formula theory is that we see the cook before spongebob make even better Krabby Patties
5:55 *_*Vsauce Music Plays_**
Spongebob*
Can't forget the Tap Dancing Bubble Hippo in Culture Shock.
I love how at 4:43 the music changes so suddenly
So, why hasn't Percy Jackson visited SpongeBob yet?
Idk
I don't remember if I ever mentioned this, but...
8:11-11:44
Chapter 3: 10:05-10:47 (Club SpongeBob) Despite Squidward getting them trapped, SpongeBob and Patrick WANTED to have it happen again; "Woohoo! Again! Again! *gargle gargle*" Consider the fact that SpongeBob and Patrick were both responsible for Squidward accidentally stranding them by being annoying to him and ruining his chances of going to work. As Squidward says "stranded with SpongeBob and Patrick" they waved to him in a creepy way. Plus, what SpongeBob and Patrick call a club is actually their cult. In fact they both force Squidward to join in. Not to mention they ask the conch questions that don't benefit the innocent life of Squidward, each in joy. The conch happily responds positive answers unless it's Squidward. SpongeBob was trying to keep Squidward trapped. In fact, when SpongeBob and Patrick ask the conch if they can help Squidward, they even agree with the conch when she refuses to free (them and) Squidward for good. They even get rewarded for their misdeeds while Squidward gets punished for his righteous actions. Squidward tries to teach SpongeBob and Patrick a lesson for attempting to torture him with the conch, but they close their mindsets until a plane drops a load of food when worried they were gonna fall right out of the sky. (You say the conch comes to the rescue 10:27 and then say it had no connection to any of their lucky occurrences 10:40 ?) SpongeBob and Patrick have and sadistically expect Squidward ask every question to the conch only to be answered "no" every time for no reason. Squidward finally gets tired of suffering and SpongeBob and Patrick knew this and hypocritically ignored Squidward('s concern) by asking him and the conch "if he's okay" in order to annoy Squidward further more.
Chapter 4: 10:43-11:23 (The Camping Episode) SpongeBob and Patrick both annoyed Squidward throughout the whole episode! They NEVER helped him, except for throwing a stick for Squidward (the most incompetent circle-drawer) to draw a circle for himself. Patrick intentionally over burned the marshmallows and blew the hot, over burned marshmallows on Squidward to torture him. SpongeBob sang a campfire song he claimed to be 'relaxing', with Patrick along to annoy Squidward by moving his head to make him dance along, and sings loudly in his ear "BUM BUM BUM!" Then SpongeBob's campfire song song gets more rough to the point where they play drums and SpongeBob smashes his guitar (at night, waking people up when they're trying to sleep?!) He 'saved' (really attacked/tortured) Squidward by throwing a marshmallow into the clarinet down the throat. He warned Squidward about a sea bear and the dangers of them attacking. Squidward makes all the sounds and does all the things that attract the sea bears to teach SpongeBob and Patrick a lesson for torturing him for the night. The sea bear only goes to Squidward, thinking he did it carelessly. He came as if SpongeBob and Patrick hired him to come attack. Even when Squidward ran for his life and the sea bear chased after him, they just watched him get beaten up. They drew the circle themselves in order to not save Squidward with their bare hands. The only thing they do to benefit him is to throw the stick to Squidward to draw the circle for himself, knowing Squidward is actually horrible at drawing circles, and drew an oval accidentally. They still wouldn't leave their circle bravely or show him how to do it, they just let him keep getting beaten up, thus subverting the "benefit" part of SpongeBob. (you say the circle doesn't save them but it's SpongeBob who does 11:05-11:23 when it's actually the way the circle is drawn and that SpongeBob and Patrick both drew the circle themselves and survived without getting beaten up) Not to mention, they brought the circle with them to Squidward instead of getting out and bringing Squidward in. Another reason why SpongeBob isn't really responsible for saving Squidward, is because he himself isn't; Squidward saved himself by jumping to SpongeBob and Patrick for protection. Squidward's bravest step in the episode is what really took the sea bear away. He for no reason congratulates SpongeBob and Patrick for saving his life even though he himself saved himself by jumping over. Selfishly, SpongeBob and Patrick both accept the reward as if they were jealously trying to take credit away from Squidward. A sea rhinoceros comes out of the blue to scare Squidward as well, as if he was also hired by SpongeBob and Patrick to attack Squidward.
Chapter 5: 11:23-11:34 If SpongeBob really does have a place for Squidward and loves him unconditionally, then why is he trying to make him suffer? I mean he also scared him in "Pranks a Lots" and annoyed him in various episodes, especially a majority of seasons 4-8. SpongeBob's "love" for Squidward is just as conditional as Mr. Krabs' "love" you claim he has for Pearl, as mentioned in your Pearl theory.
"And for those idiots who think 'this is just a kid's show'" is so funny! LOL can't stop laughing.
U got something wrong (SpongeBob was shown in a womb so it’s true his ancestors must have a deep connection because his parents did not have the sponges yellow color so uh just caught some mistakes)
So is spongebob a greek god or a war veteran or an Actor....
*He is overpowered is what*
No wonder that Spongebob always wins against Sonic
I love the video. I just want it to reach more people and I am thinking a name change for the video could help it to reach a wider audience. Maybe like adding "- spongbob theory" at the end could help? Not sure, either way nicely done.
Two questions is the last cook before spongebob a greek god too than? And if spongebob is a greek god won’t Poseidon know him why would he make him a greek god if he already is
Hey SpongeBob, do you mind answering a couple of questions?
I always love this one specific power: reality changing with the user’s beliefs
3:20 FLASH WARNING
(i love ur vid! spongebob is my favorite show)
My theory is that Spongebob was not originally a god but was made so by Neptune in that one episode and never actually lost that power.
Wait I can see that actually!!!
6:31 true but with their technology they probably sensed his name with some machine and 6:56 there is probably a primitive squid because there is a primitive sponge and primitive star.
16:44-18:20
If SpongeBob was actually in the bathtub with two hats on his head, then how come Squidward kept imagining SpongeBob wearing two hats other times before, such as the cash register, setting the Krusty Krab on fire, and threatening to destroy the Krusty Krab on Squidward's mirror?!
Not to mention, The scene from the beginning where SpongeBob was taking his test, to Mrs. Puff screaming in the spongitary confinement, is all in Mrs. Puff's head; when SpongeBob teleports to solitary confinement, it changes scenes back to Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob being chased by the cops, then when Mrs. Puff is shown her old black and white prison uniform, it changes once again to the cop chase, where it's Donna driving instead of SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff screams again, leading back to the cop chase scene again.
You’re right the only problem is he thinks like a child and adult at the same time
Why did you use a quote from the Bible if youre talking about a GREEK God
The episode Employee of the Month S1 Ep12 confirms your Sponge Nam theory 😆 I guess you missed that one
as a greek i see that as a win
Glad your back.
Yo I miss u so much I’ve been waiting and this is like 4 x longer then your usal theories
Liked the video! Please can you tell me where you get all your background music from?
This video made me change how I look at SpongeBob now 😟 I don’t know if I should feel fear or not ❤
Kratos want to visit bikini bottom...
is patrick a greek god to becuse hes in some of the seence that spongebob is in and he was a rock to when they where goin in the jail
Spongebob theory what are the flowers on the top of the seas are they clouds dead souls from the series Alone what are they?
BEST. THEORY. EVER
Who else is happy he made another theory
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This video only having 587 views is criminal
Your using the aberhamic god definition not the Greek one
The lengths you went to not say SpongeBob had to blow bubble buddy 😂
Doesn’t lie? Remember that scene when he was watching something inappropriate and lied to Gary?!
Squidward was only punished for no reason in those episodes! SponegBob should have been punished because it's really all his fault, and Squidward was the real one trying to teach SpongeBob a lesson, and SpongeBob refused to accept it.
31:27 "always punished for being a negative Nancy" even though he's really punished for no reason, and just being negative is still not a fair reason to be punished.
31:30 SpongeBob and Patrick attempted to humiliate him, not vice versa, and that's still no reason to torture Squidward!
31:36 Squidward didn't bully SpongeBob! SpongeBob bullied him and all the customers, with his harmful, not harmless April Fools' pranks! Not to mention the customers should have blamed SpongeBob instead of Squidward, as he was trying to teach him a lesson for being horrible to him, and breaking(refusing to keep as well) his promise to not play pranks.
32:01 again, SpongeBob didn't implant paranoia by being in the bathtub (obviously because he always implants paranoia on Squidward out of sadism, not for important moral lessons), he implanted paranoia by just being in life to annoy Squidward, and Squidward just wanted to enjoy the sunshine and nice weather. Not to mention that SpongeBob taught no lesson to Squidward, he just tried to torture Squidward just because!
This "Plankton also gets punished for betraying SpongeBob just like he did in Walking Small" is just a one-sided belief as Plankton also got punished for no reason later on.
32:52 "Suggesting he secretly punishes people for their sins" except why has he had sins himself that he was punished for? He couldn't have the power to punish himself for his own sins.
32:59 "every character that seems to hate SpongeBob gets their butt kicked by destiny" except their butts were kicked by SpongeBob's own sins and sins of other Bottomites? Not to mention every character you verbally mentioned here except Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs is the real one punished for good reason!
33:04 Menion Mrs. Puff just for being punished for SpongeBob failing his tests and causing destruction instead of being punished for 'her own' sins.
33:18 "Unlike Squidward or Plankton who do bad things to SpongeBob" except Squidward never did anything bad to SpongeBob; SpongeBob did bad things to him and had him blamed for it!
33:51 "they have said SpongeBob's name in vain" except they had to, and don't be a hypocrite please! You said SpongeBob's name in vain too, by calling him an F word(16:24, 22:32)! Thus, contradicting your belief SpongeBob is a good god and you would always treat him with respect.
He’s back
He is finally back!
3:05 the non-unique pencil is (kind of) what created spongebob too, what is seen here is the romanticism-related elitary view of creators, with some interestingly actually comparing their power to God, saying they create worlds out of nothing and get their power out of nothing just like Him.
Spongebob is Goku of Nickelodeon 🧡🧽
Let him cook now!
3min into the video. ( man this is a wild theory ) 6min into the video. (Well I guess I can’t continue this theory. Or can I?) Episode sb 129. Say no more this theory actually slaps I love it keep up the great content man.
Stephen looking down from heaven like “it’s just a show bro. Not that deep”. Then proceeding to fuel another theory wilder than the skin theory 😂
You’re crazy. “I love you” - Patrick Starr
the legend himself is back
Wake up the goat has posted
the quality !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Oh yeah, I remember this video
We'll find out what he thinks soon
19:30 it would make sense but…the crusty crab was still popular even before SpongeBob got the job…
he made the formula better
Spongebob makes sense in the ocean actualy cuz the first ever sponges were used to be alive sea creatures
I'm gonna contradict part 5, as SpongeBob was willing to go against his moral
The 🐐 has returned 🙏☝️
The this is just a kids show got me laughing on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm ready
Wait, so if Spongebob has been alive for billions of years, then why does he have parents in the modern day era and in one episode its shown that he is in his mum stomach 14:49
good point
It's reincarnate immortality. His physical form dies every now and then and his spirit migrates to a new vessel which comes to be nearly identical to the previous one, despite at best a very distance genetic connection.
@professorhaystacks6606 sounds reasonable
whoa, that's way too long of a time for SpongeBob, before god was born?!
Yooo your back
He uses Christianity as a basis a lot for a pantheon based religion theory
That didn't make much sense to me either. I didn't until why he said a Greek God either since Neptune is Roman. He could have said SpongeBob was the Roman God Mercury instead of Hermes. I understand that Triton is Greek, but he was only in one episode and the Bikini Bottomites clearly worship Roman Gods.
SpongeBob wasn't cleaning Plankton in Plankton! or Walking Small, Plankton tried to corrupt SpongeBob in those episodes
18:00 And he brings Patrick with him.
Well Death Battle did say SpongeBob had god level power. I think the Greek god theory is the truest of all the theories
CINIANNNNNNNN.
SpongeBob’s mind is Jet Fuel
33:54 just need to say for clarity’s sake, taking something in vain doesn’t mean disparaging it. It means saying you’re going to do something for god or something and then you don’t do it. Like if you say ‘please god I’ll go to church if you do this for me’ and then you don’t go to church. That’s taking gods name in vain. You can call god whatever name you want but that’s not taking his name in vain.
If you say ‘on my mother’s grave I’m not lying’ and you are lying. That’s taking your mother’s name in vain.
If you say ‘my mother is a stupid’ that’s not taking your mother’s name in vain. That’s just calling your mother stupid.
How do you know it’s from Walmart?
Because as the one scene he said I made theory squid is satan 15:27
These are so good!
Great theory
Why didn't anyone tell me Cinian uploaded?