I thought the reverse was f-d, too. The "agency" worker more likely than not got money from the parents. If not, the adoption agency got money from the American parents to sell the little guy. I know it would be a better life than the alternative, but it made me think that everywhere charges parents for adoptions.
My first 2 week vacation in 3 years, they call me in on the last day. No hard order, just a "We could REALLY need you here". Head in after lunch to do half a day on double pay and they hand me a new trainee. I usually don't have trainees anymore in my position, but I did before for years so it was easy enough. I show him how it is suppose to look, tell him if he needs a hint I will leave this one open for him to compare, and tell him to do 15 more like this within the next hour. He gives me a blank stare, tells me that is not how it is supposed to be and rearranges the first one I made to some random, nonfunctional arrangement. I tell him that everyone in this company comes to me with these things for 2 years and even if he thinks that is wrong, just do it the way I made them. I don't want to be able to tell the difference between the 16 finished ones and they are suppose to look like... ... and he runs off, muttering insults to himself. Comes back and tells me his superior (who is on the same level as me) agrees with him and I am fired if I saw another word to him. So I make the 8 inch reach to the radio on my belt, push the button and ask said superior if the new trainee just spoke to him, not breaking eye contact. He said no. I ask him if said trainee is suppose to do what I tell him. He saids, slightly confused, that said trainee is supposed to do exactly what I say today. That evening I told HR to fire the guy, but he is best friends with the best friend of the boss and he started telling lies about me. He is then moved to another location where he kept telling lies about me while I forgot he existed. 12 weeks later he is kicked out for sleeping behind a shelf on the clock. Got himself a mattress, pillow and blanket. In the hardhat steel boots section. When I inspected the location another 8 weeks later the supervisor of that section tried to butter me up with the video he made finding him. They did not wake him up, just called everyone over, took a group picture and left the note of termination next to his pillow. It worked, but it was in order anyway.
I had a boss butter me up once. Called me up out of the blue & said, "Take an extra 15 min. break." "OK." 15 min. later, calls again asking if I will take the early shift. You think I can be bought off that cheaply? With a 15 min. break? Oh, yess! Masa!
Last night, I was working on a different flooring the nursing home with 2 other people; i was moved to another floor. I was the only person looking after 50 elderly people in their beds.. it was not fun
@@roxcyn It also feels really good because the spray on saline solution is cooling, doesn't "burn" and you don't have the pain of ripping off scab, skin, or hair. Extremely helpful if you have a kid who needs a bandage change!
My mom woke us up and took us to (middle) school on Saturday, not a single one of us realized until we got to the school and the lot was empty. We did it again like a year later but it was an "inclement weather" day.
My (exhausted) sister was fostering a young brother & sister years ago. She woke up one morning before the alarm but couldn't find her glasses. She looked at the bedside clock, panicked because she was late, then raced around getting the kids dressed & fed, ready for school. As the two bleary-eyed children were trying to eat breakfast while looking extremely tired & confused, she grabbed her car keys & found her glasses. It was only THEN she realised it was 2:30am......
There was a kids book that I remember having read to me at some point in elementary school. The basic plot is that a student wakes up, realizes he’s going to be late for school, and then experiences various shenanigans when he tries to get there on time, one of which is log rolling on a toy in someone’s backyard pool. Only when he gets to the school and no one is there does he realize that it’s Saturday
5:25 Reminds me of when I was the first ever patient at a brand new Mediclinic. Also, my best "not supposed to be here" story happened to my cousin. He was in Vancouver driving through the Downtown Eastside (notoriously awful neighborhood) and saw a car with a sign offering it for sale. He wanted the car so he stopped to try to buy it, but when he knocked on the door, he was answered by a stoned girl wearing only a pair of panties. As he was trying to ask her who owned the car and offer to buy it, the police arrived to raid the place. They were looking to arrest him, too, but fortunately let him leave when he explained he was only there for the car.
Came in to work without checking the schedule and I was 2 mins late, my boss started screaming at me for being late,, turns out I wasn’t even supposed to work that day,, he begged me to stay when he realized.
For anyone who doesn't know, CISM is Critical Incident Stress Management. It's kind of like a giant therapy session where people who have witnessed a traumatic event gather together to talk and support each other. I don't know all of the details but a relative of mine has to go to CISM every once in a while for their job, so I've got some idea of it. Let me know if you have any questions!
I hate bosses that see you in the store on your day off and act like it's your responsibility to clock in. Um, no. My responsibility is to pick up more laundry soap.
I always enjoy in my head when I hear stories about cleaning hazardous messes like blood, etc. as a retail worker. Only due to the time I was asked about cleaning up some blood by the stores gas station and teaching my store manager the proper bleach to water ratio when cleaning and him coming down to help me do the job and check on the injured party.
I had brand new tires put on my car. The next day while I was only my way to work I decide to give them a run for there money on this corner. With it being new tread the car cornered reasonably tight but then I felt the back end slide out for a quick moment. I thought I had somehow rolled the tire off the rim but I didn’t feel anything start shaking while I drove. By the time I pull up to work I noticed my car was leaning a bit and felt off. I go to look at my driver side rear tire to find that it had gone completely flat. There wasn’t much I could do at the moment I thought so I went into work to find that my coworker was working that day. (Usually only 1 worker is needed where I work. I check my schedule and find out I wasn’t supposed to work that day. Which got me pissed off. I ended up putting on the spare tire and then driving back to the place on where I had bought the new tires. When they took off the tire they had found a rather long nail that went straight through and shredded up the inside. Things turned better when the mechanic who had put on these tires felt bad that I had just gotten this new set and immediately get a flat. He puts it down that the tire was defective as I had a warranty on them. (Doesn’t cover things like hitting nails.) So I never had to buy a new tire. They put one of my old tires back on for the time being and then ordered a new one. Huge props to the mechanic basically giving me a new tire for free. None of that would have happened if I knew I wasn’t scheduled to work that day.
I sent an email to my school counselor asking to be switched out of my choir class. A few days later, the teacher told us to come up to the front of the room and sing individually. I really didn't want to do that, but I looked down at my phone and I had a notification that I had been marked absent in a class i didn't know I was enrolled in. It was the class that my school counselor had switched me to. So instead of going up to sing, I just said "I'm not in this class" and left
I got called in to work and around 3 hours into my shift I got punched in the face by a crackhead I refused to give a discount to, it cracked my lip and my manager just gave me a water bottle and basically told me to walk it off. I have never been more tempted to commit arson
Ok, so I used to work fast food, and I absolutely REFUSED to go in if it was my scheduled day off, except for ONE day. During this day I'd like to say there were 3 people, me, my cook, and my manager. My manager quite literally walked out the backdoor, took the manager's keys and card, couldn't do anything on the register, whatever all that fun stuff. Then my cook is like "um addy I'm scheduled to leave 20 minutes ago.." and I was like uM and called my boss, told her what happened, and she sent a new manager. During the time of us waiting for him to get to the store we went through the dinner rush, with one cook and one cashier. The manager got there, as well as some night crew, and I went home. Then I called my boss and said "never call me in on my day off again, thanks" and that was thaaaat
I work at a place that starts with a T and ends with a ET and the uniforms are red shirts. I worked as a cashier and cart attendant even though I was only hired for cashier. My district gets a new Manager and they change it to where all cart attendants now have to clean the bathrooms without telling anyone besides the management staff. One day I get asked to check out the bathroom and someone sprayed their shit all around the bathroom like it exploded out of them. I immediately call for a lead to come to the bathroom and tell them that I refuse to clean up someone's shit off the ceiling because they had explosive diarrhea and that I don't remember reading about that in my onboard contract. For those who know what I'm talking about I work at a small format store so our set up and rules are slightly different than big format stores.
You need special training to handle biohazardous material. You can nope out and there is nothing they can do about it, unless they want to give you a free extended holiday.
My nephew got fired from his part time high school ice cream shop job for stealing. He tracked down the day the $ went missing & said, "I wasn't even here that day!" Turns out the owner's daughter shoulder surfed his code!
3:05 Wouldn't matter to me what manager was on, if they tried to make me stay on my night off when I'm just trying to schedule, they'd get laughed in their face and told to kick rocks. Cannot force me to work on my night off no matter how busy you are, sorry, not sorry.
I covered this shift in the ERfor my coworker. It was a 12 hour shift. Busiest night of my life. Had a stabbing (which is rare for a small town) and a STEMI.
when I was in 7th grade, my grandma passed away. we had moved to Missouri from socal a year and a half before. my jacka**stepdad made me go to school the next day (it was my bio dad's mom. my biomom cried when she found out, despite it being her ex Mil). ended up getting into a fight with three guys. ended up getting a long in school suspension, since I didn't start the fight, but definitely finished it.
A Wednesday, usually had half day that day. I was going to take a vacation that day but decided to come in. Good money. Due to holiday we had a full day of making cheese. Had a work place injury and had to get my left wrist taken care of in ER. Almost lost left hand.
I was called into work 30 minutes early, and on the ten minute walk from my house, I proceed to get hit by a drunk driver. Broken left arm and lacerations on right arm and leg. Was in the hospital for 3 days and recovering for 3 months.
Ok so back in like 2015 during that weirdly warm winter my family and I were going to Mexico for the time between Christmas and New Year. The day we leave I start to come down with the world’s worst cold and our flight is delayed. Eventually we end up having to spend the night in a hotel in Atlanta and I’m just lying in bed feeling gross and I’m like I shouldn’t even be here. I should already be in Mexico.
Not mine but my grandfathers, When I was a kid my parents always told me one story that stuck with me, what if he showed up on time for his train. In 1991 my grandfather was supposed to board a train in New Delhi India for a business trip, however a few minutes before my grandfather left for his taxi my uncle (mom’s brother) was playing with his toys and accidentally hit my grandfathers tea cup which was very hot all over himself causing very serious burns to his body( which at 46 still look the same on him), my grandfather panicked and called 911 and rushed him out the door to get him to the hospital. Instead of his taxi taking him to his train they took him to the hospital. hours later they good news that he is fine and will recover with only the Burns being there forever. As they were united after the operation with tears of joy they suddenly hear people outside crying and screaming. They suddenly go outside to see everyone watching the television of a news channel. They were covering a Breaking news story that there had been a terrorist attack. 2 trains full of passengers leaving for both the Punjab and Ludhiana Districts had been shot up by terrorists. No one on both trains survived. Well turns out that was my grandfathers train he had missed due to my uncle dropping that tea on him. Still to this night I think, of the what if’s…..
I WAS supposed to be there. I walked to work and my schedule never changed. One week they switched it up for some reason, and on a day I should have been working, at exactly the time I would have been crossing the parking lot, some creep tried to abduct 2 little girls in said parking lot. They got away. So did he. But if I had been there I might have been the hero who caught the guy.
Bruh, that "got called in on my birthday weekend off and then got fired." I would Rick Sanchez that place. Dump gasoline, light a match, everyone get out I am bored.
"...To play rugby in geans. *JEANS*." So rude of the editor to leave that slip-up in. The bot voice actor is doing his best out here. No need to make fun of him for one misstep. /s
The story with the coworker disappearing had that one . And she would show up late two or three hours. Went on a date with this girl after she got fire because Idk I took a chance she seemed like she was trying to get her life together she had a 2 year old and a coke addiction and that's why she was always late . Hope your doing ok insert name .
One time my son, sister and I had to get on a different plane to get back home because the first flight had too many people. My wife, daughter and parents went on the first plane. Me and my son along with my sister got on the plane and as we were talking about her getting married to her boyfriend (whom she hadn’t said yes too yet) well out of nowhere some freaky turbulence hit because the weather changed out of no where. It was a big scare but we were okay. As we were about to arrive our pilot said we were landing at a different strip, a little weird but okay. As we land I see cops, ambulance, fire trucks, etc. Me, my sister and my son got off the plane to discover that we along with 190 other passengers had been missing for 5 1/2 years… I should’ve just gotten on the first plane
I came home from the dentist, shot full of novacaine, to get a call from my CS boss: "We need you to come in." "I just came back from the dentist! I'm shot full of novacaine! I can't talk!" "We don't care. Just come in." Yeh, that's the kind of bosses I've always had, "We don't care." Don't care about you, don't care about our customers, just ourselves.
I trained for CS at Transamerica. They were just going through a software transition; so, decided not to train us on the old system. A douche in billing double charged all the auto pay customers; so, calls were going through the roof, at historical levels! Wait time was up to 2 hr.s, just to get to me to hear me say, "I wasn't trained on your system. I'll have to put you back in queue (for another 2 hr. wait - hope you don't get me again!).
3rd one: a co-worker calls me while I'm the shower, saying his car won't start/can I give him a ride to work. I made the executive decision that 2 employees 5 min. late is better for the co. than 1 employee on time. I got an 'occurrence' for that. Plus that & the Mexicans at the 7-11 are now glaring at me like they've never done before, because I'm a white man with a (gasp!) black man! Get your own rides into work from now on, Marvin!
I'm sick of piss-off mgr.s saying, "So and so didn't show. I need you to fill in." That's YOUR job! If you didn't staff enough to cover for unexpected no-shows, then it's on YOU to fill the gap! You should be the BEST person at that position; and, you can't even do it! If you say that to them, though, they'll just say 'It's my job to manage/supervise.'
Okay, that one story about the guy who was almost sold on the black market as an infant is just FUCKED. I hope that OPs bio parents are in jail.
Yep. Thank duck those child rescuers exist.
@@felicitybywater8012 thank you duck
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Or that's just what the child traffickers told the kid so he won't look for his family.
I thought the reverse was f-d, too. The "agency" worker more likely than not got money from the parents. If not, the adoption agency got money from the American parents to sell the little guy. I know it would be a better life than the alternative, but it made me think that everywhere charges parents for adoptions.
My first 2 week vacation in 3 years, they call me in on the last day. No hard order, just a "We could REALLY need you here".
Head in after lunch to do half a day on double pay and they hand me a new trainee. I usually don't have trainees anymore in my position, but I did before for years so it was easy enough.
I show him how it is suppose to look, tell him if he needs a hint I will leave this one open for him to compare, and tell him to do 15 more like this within the next hour.
He gives me a blank stare, tells me that is not how it is supposed to be and rearranges the first one I made to some random, nonfunctional arrangement.
I tell him that everyone in this company comes to me with these things for 2 years and even if he thinks that is wrong, just do it the way I made them. I don't want to be able to tell the difference between the 16 finished ones and they are suppose to look like...
... and he runs off, muttering insults to himself. Comes back and tells me his superior (who is on the same level as me) agrees with him and I am fired if I saw another word to him.
So I make the 8 inch reach to the radio on my belt, push the button and ask said superior if the new trainee just spoke to him, not breaking eye contact.
He said no.
I ask him if said trainee is suppose to do what I tell him.
He saids, slightly confused, that said trainee is supposed to do exactly what I say today.
That evening I told HR to fire the guy, but he is best friends with the best friend of the boss and he started telling lies about me. He is then moved to another location where he kept telling lies about me while I forgot he existed. 12 weeks later he is kicked out for sleeping behind a shelf on the clock. Got himself a mattress, pillow and blanket. In the hardhat steel boots section.
When I inspected the location another 8 weeks later the supervisor of that section tried to butter me up with the video he made finding him. They did not wake him up, just called everyone over, took a group picture and left the note of termination next to his pillow. It worked, but it was in order anyway.
I had a boss butter me up once. Called me up out of the blue & said, "Take an extra 15 min. break." "OK." 15 min. later, calls again asking if I will take the early shift. You think I can be bought off that cheaply? With a 15 min. break? Oh, yess! Masa!
Last night, I was working on a different flooring the nursing home with 2 other people; i was moved to another floor. I was the only person looking after 50 elderly people in their beds.. it was not fun
*4:25** In order to avoid ripping off skin with the bandages, apply saline solution while removing them. Store bought saline solution! Works great!*
Was thinking the same thing. It's not a new problem.
Wow, I didn't know this trick.
@@D64nz 👍🏻
@@roxcyn It also feels really good because the spray on saline solution is cooling, doesn't "burn" and you don't have the pain of ripping off scab, skin, or hair. Extremely helpful if you have a kid who needs a bandage change!
My mom woke us up and took us to (middle) school on Saturday, not a single one of us realized until we got to the school and the lot was empty. We did it again like a year later but it was an "inclement weather" day.
My (exhausted) sister was fostering a young brother & sister years ago. She woke up one morning before the alarm but couldn't find her glasses. She looked at the bedside clock, panicked because she was late, then raced around getting the kids dressed & fed, ready for school. As the two bleary-eyed children were trying to eat breakfast while looking extremely tired & confused, she grabbed her car keys & found her glasses. It was only THEN she realised it was 2:30am......
There was a kids book that I remember having read to me at some point in elementary school. The basic plot is that a student wakes up, realizes he’s going to be late for school, and then experiences various shenanigans when he tries to get there on time, one of which is log rolling on a toy in someone’s backyard pool. Only when he gets to the school and no one is there does he realize that it’s Saturday
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5:25 Reminds me of when I was the first ever patient at a brand new Mediclinic.
Also, my best "not supposed to be here" story happened to my cousin. He was in Vancouver driving through the Downtown Eastside (notoriously awful neighborhood) and saw a car with a sign offering it for sale. He wanted the car so he stopped to try to buy it, but when he knocked on the door, he was answered by a stoned girl wearing only a pair of panties. As he was trying to ask her who owned the car and offer to buy it, the police arrived to raid the place. They were looking to arrest him, too, but fortunately let him leave when he explained he was only there for the car.
Came in to work without checking the schedule and I was 2 mins late, my boss started screaming at me for being late,, turns out I wasn’t even supposed to work that day,, he begged me to stay when he realized.
For anyone who doesn't know, CISM is Critical Incident Stress Management. It's kind of like a giant therapy session where people who have witnessed a traumatic event gather together to talk and support each other. I don't know all of the details but a relative of mine has to go to CISM every once in a while for their job, so I've got some idea of it. Let me know if you have any questions!
I hate bosses that see you in the store on your day off and act like it's your responsibility to clock in. Um, no. My responsibility is to pick up more laundry soap.
I always enjoy in my head when I hear stories about cleaning hazardous messes like blood, etc. as a retail worker. Only due to the time I was asked about cleaning up some blood by the stores gas station and teaching my store manager the proper bleach to water ratio when cleaning and him coming down to help me do the job and check on the injured party.
I had brand new tires put on my car. The next day while I was only my way to work I decide to give them a run for there money on this corner. With it being new tread the car cornered reasonably tight but then I felt the back end slide out for a quick moment. I thought I had somehow rolled the tire off the rim but I didn’t feel anything start shaking while I drove.
By the time I pull up to work I noticed my car was leaning a bit and felt off. I go to look at my driver side rear tire to find that it had gone completely flat. There wasn’t much I could do at the moment I thought so I went into work to find that my coworker was working that day. (Usually only 1 worker is needed where I work. I check my schedule and find out I wasn’t supposed to work that day. Which got me pissed off.
I ended up putting on the spare tire and then driving back to the place on where I had bought the new tires. When they took off the tire they had found a rather long nail that went straight through and shredded up the inside.
Things turned better when the mechanic who had put on these tires felt bad that I had just gotten this new set and immediately get a flat. He puts it down that the tire was defective as I had a warranty on them. (Doesn’t cover things like hitting nails.) So I never had to buy a new tire. They put one of my old tires back on for the time being and then ordered a new one. Huge props to the mechanic basically giving me a new tire for free.
None of that would have happened if I knew I wasn’t scheduled to work that day.
I sent an email to my school counselor asking to be switched out of my choir class. A few days later, the teacher told us to come up to the front of the room and sing individually. I really didn't want to do that, but I looked down at my phone and I had a notification that I had been marked absent in a class i didn't know I was enrolled in. It was the class that my school counselor had switched me to. So instead of going up to sing, I just said "I'm not in this class" and left
I got called in to work and around 3 hours into my shift I got punched in the face by a crackhead I refused to give a discount to, it cracked my lip and my manager just gave me a water bottle and basically told me to walk it off. I have never been more tempted to commit arson
Ok, so I used to work fast food, and I absolutely REFUSED to go in if it was my scheduled day off, except for ONE day.
During this day I'd like to say there were 3 people, me, my cook, and my manager. My manager quite literally walked out the backdoor, took the manager's keys and card, couldn't do anything on the register, whatever all that fun stuff. Then my cook is like "um addy I'm scheduled to leave 20 minutes ago.." and I was like uM and called my boss, told her what happened, and she sent a new manager. During the time of us waiting for him to get to the store we went through the dinner rush, with one cook and one cashier. The manager got there, as well as some night crew, and I went home. Then I called my boss and said "never call me in on my day off again, thanks" and that was thaaaat
"I borrowed someone's mouth-guard." Argh!
I work at a place that starts with a T and ends with a ET and the uniforms are red shirts. I worked as a cashier and cart attendant even though I was only hired for cashier. My district gets a new Manager and they change it to where all cart attendants now have to clean the bathrooms without telling anyone besides the management staff. One day I get asked to check out the bathroom and someone sprayed their shit all around the bathroom like it exploded out of them. I immediately call for a lead to come to the bathroom and tell them that I refuse to clean up someone's shit off the ceiling because they had explosive diarrhea and that I don't remember reading about that in my onboard contract.
For those who know what I'm talking about I work at a small format store so our set up and rules are slightly different than big format stores.
You need special training to handle biohazardous material. You can nope out and there is nothing they can do about it, unless they want to give you a free extended holiday.
she got a misdemeanor for possession? of what? the duck?
She must've been a user herself. Her 'friend' lived with drug dealers.
“How the hell you gonna get fired on your day off??
•might be showing my age with this one😆
....but also your great taste in movies.
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO OLD MAN?!?
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My nephew got fired from his part time high school ice cream shop job for stealing. He tracked down the day the $ went missing & said, "I wasn't even here that day!" Turns out the owner's daughter shoulder surfed his code!
Boss calling you on your 21st birthday weekend. That was such an obvious trap. If I’m not on the schedule, I’m not answering my phone.
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14:20 Can't believe the insurance company broke her arm!
3:05 Wouldn't matter to me what manager was on, if they tried to make me stay on my night off when I'm just trying to schedule, they'd get laughed in their face and told to kick rocks. Cannot force me to work on my night off no matter how busy you are, sorry, not sorry.
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This is Arnold from Magic School Bus’s favorite video
I covered this shift in the ERfor my coworker. It was a 12 hour shift. Busiest night of my life. Had a stabbing (which is rare for a small town) and a STEMI.
when I was in 7th grade, my grandma passed away. we had moved to Missouri from socal a year and a half before. my jacka**stepdad made me go to school the next day (it was my bio dad's mom. my biomom cried when she found out, despite it being her ex Mil). ended up getting into a fight with three guys. ended up getting a long in school suspension, since I didn't start the fight, but definitely finished it.
I went into work and they said I had the day off and the schedule was changed and I wasn't supposed to be here today. Cool story, right?
'The drink service has been suspended'
I'd be livid, b***h if I'm going to die, I ain't dying sober; get me a damn beer xD
2008 Windsor CO tornado...
Yeah, I slept in that day too. It was a crazy day.
A Wednesday, usually had half day that day. I was going to take a vacation that day but decided to come in. Good money. Due to holiday we had a full day of making cheese. Had a work place injury and had to get my left wrist taken care of in ER. Almost lost left hand.
ER RN. I picked up Christmas Day two years ago for another nurse who was a single mother. Ended up getting Covid 😎
I was called into work 30 minutes early, and on the ten minute walk from my house, I proceed to get hit by a drunk driver. Broken left arm and lacerations on right arm and leg. Was in the hospital for 3 days and recovering for 3 months.
Shame on you for not using a clerks pic for the thumbnail
Ok so back in like 2015 during that weirdly warm winter my family and I were going to Mexico for the time between Christmas and New Year. The day we leave I start to come down with the world’s worst cold and our flight is delayed. Eventually we end up having to spend the night in a hotel in Atlanta and I’m just lying in bed feeling gross and I’m like I shouldn’t even be here. I should already be in Mexico.
Not mine but my grandfathers, When I was a kid my parents always told me one story that stuck with me, what if he showed up on time for his train. In 1991 my grandfather was supposed to board a train in New Delhi India for a business trip, however a few minutes before my grandfather left for his taxi my uncle (mom’s brother) was playing with his toys and accidentally hit my grandfathers tea cup which was very hot all over himself causing very serious burns to his body( which at 46 still look the same on him), my grandfather panicked and called 911 and rushed him out the door to get him to the hospital. Instead of his taxi taking him to his train they took him to the hospital. hours later they good news that he is fine and will recover with only the Burns being there forever. As they were united after the operation with tears of joy they suddenly hear people outside crying and screaming. They suddenly go outside to see everyone watching the television of a news channel. They were covering a Breaking news story that there had been a terrorist attack. 2 trains full of passengers leaving for both the Punjab and Ludhiana Districts had been shot up by terrorists. No one on both trains survived. Well turns out that was my grandfathers train he had missed due to my uncle dropping that tea on him. Still to this night I think, of the what if’s…..
I WAS supposed to be there. I walked to work and my schedule never changed. One week they switched it up for some reason, and on a day I should have been working, at exactly the time I would have been crossing the parking lot, some creep tried to abduct 2 little girls in said parking lot. They got away. So did he. But if I had been there I might have been the hero who caught the guy.
_Clerks_ was right there, man. Why'd you settle for a generic thumbnail?
"Received a broken arm and a new car from the other driver's insurance for the trouble"
They broke her arm? Why didn't she sue?
Bruh, that "got called in on my birthday weekend off and then got fired." I would Rick Sanchez that place. Dump gasoline, light a match, everyone get out I am bored.
....And you'd spend 20 yr.s in prison for arson. You think the detectives aren't going to piece together that guy that just got fired might be mad?
"...To play rugby in geans. *JEANS*."
So rude of the editor to leave that slip-up in. The bot voice actor is doing his best out here. No need to make fun of him for one misstep.
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The story with the coworker disappearing had that one . And she would show up late two or three hours. Went on a date with this girl after she got fire because Idk I took a chance she seemed like she was trying to get her life together she had a 2 year old and a coke addiction and that's why she was always late . Hope your doing ok insert name .
Anyone know what is the song playing in the background?
5:52
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Umpteenth
I am like number 465
Queef
7th i think
…fith.
We are all virgins .
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One time my son, sister and I had to get on a different plane to get back home because the first flight had too many people. My wife, daughter and parents went on the first plane. Me and my son along with my sister got on the plane and as we were talking about her getting married to her boyfriend (whom she hadn’t said yes too yet) well out of nowhere some freaky turbulence hit because the weather changed out of no where. It was a big scare but we were okay. As we were about to arrive our pilot said we were landing at a different strip, a little weird but okay. As we land I see cops, ambulance, fire trucks, etc. Me, my sister and my son got off the plane to discover that we along with 190 other passengers had been missing for 5 1/2 years… I should’ve just gotten on the first plane
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O give me a break!
36th!
69th
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Fire vid, 6th
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I came home from the dentist, shot full of novacaine, to get a call from my CS boss: "We need you to come in." "I just came back from the dentist! I'm shot full of novacaine! I can't talk!" "We don't care. Just come in." Yeh, that's the kind of bosses I've always had, "We don't care." Don't care about you, don't care about our customers, just ourselves.
I trained for CS at Transamerica. They were just going through a software transition; so, decided not to train us on the old system. A douche in billing double charged all the auto pay customers; so, calls were going through the roof, at historical levels! Wait time was up to 2 hr.s, just to get to me to hear me say, "I wasn't trained on your system. I'll have to put you back in queue (for another 2 hr. wait - hope you don't get me again!).
3rd one: a co-worker calls me while I'm the shower, saying his car won't start/can I give him a ride to work. I made the executive decision that 2 employees 5 min. late is better for the co. than 1 employee on time. I got an 'occurrence' for that. Plus that & the Mexicans at the 7-11 are now glaring at me like they've never done before, because I'm a white man with a (gasp!) black man! Get your own rides into work from now on, Marvin!
I'm sick of piss-off mgr.s saying, "So and so didn't show. I need you to fill in." That's YOUR job! If you didn't staff enough to cover for unexpected no-shows, then it's on YOU to fill the gap! You should be the BEST person at that position; and, you can't even do it! If you say that to them, though, they'll just say 'It's my job to manage/supervise.'
2nd one: so the lady had $ for large Mountain Dews but not underwear?
_Clerks_ was right there, man. Why'd you settle for a generic thumbnail?
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