This is the part where we ask why does he need a doll...Unless it's to shoot a reboot for A Haunted House 2- when Marlon Wayans marries a white chick with kids and ends up going crazy for a freaky-looking doll in his step-daughter's room...
In horror movies, there are two types of people: 1. The white cheerleader who is babysitting 2. The black person who dies at the beginning for some random cosmical reason
The black guy always dies by having a logical reason that he plays out until hes almost finished and ends up getting killed in the car OT when hes about to sleep.
Guessing you white just a guess so ima help u fam its: My homies be like: Helll Naw! Wtf?! Drop the wtf depending on the homie but thats def a naw moment
what scares the hell out of my is my great grandparent has a life sized chucky doll she used to play with as a kid. it literally looks like chucky in his teens. we now have it and im not allowed to destroy it. i mean its been in the house for like idk 15 years and nothing has happened so im safe i think. now that i said that we are all going to die tomorrow.
"Unknown caller" ( *puts phone back down* ) I felt that in my soul. I never answer unknown numbers - probably a lot of frustrated serial killers out there.
One time I was bored and answered one of these callers by blowing an air horn in the speaker then hung up. Boy when I tell you it was quiet for a good day.
@@jamesmohan7301That’s actually pretty funny. In the original When a Stranger Calls, the cop suggested to the babysitter that she blows a whistle into the phone the next time the stranger called to break his eardrum.
Ruby H. Ikr lmao he’s near immune to pain and weapons, words and 4 dudes threatening to jump him isn’t really gonna stop him from marching in there with his machete and chop the black outta them
I’d like to think that these events actually take place before each movie, and the horror villain of the movie decides to go and haunt white people instead.
Little does he know, that a ghost was in his GPS leading On a wild but loving adventure. The soul connecting Tech hacking Ghost, Guiding Phantom Spirit. GPS for short, By humans using these Initials he gains strength, and summoning power. At first he was very limited in power but over time. with the advent of G. P. S used in cars and phones and the numerous other devices He has become a near undetectable/unstoppable force. Guiding unsuspecting People to very different locations. Since he is able to invade the lives of near everyone who has a cell phone, He drives people who are lonely to other lonely people so they can build a connection. He has been using the collective data on these peoples phones to heal the pain in this world. Since his power isn't used in malice he continuous to grow more rapidly and spread further GPS Guiding Phantom Spirit. The love passage you never Knew you had. in Theaters 2024
As a 53 year old woman who is scared of horror movies, and has only seen Child’s Play, pieces of a Michael Myer’s movie, and the head spinning scene in the Exorcist….thank you for the warnings 😂😂😂😂
White folk: Thanks for coming to my party! Now let's do something real fun. (Whips out a Ouija board) Black folk: Well, nice knowing y'all. I'll see y'all on the news tomorrow.
I've never seen any of these films, but I know enough about horror movie reputations to see how freaking accurate this is. I really enjoyed it! I wish we'd had videos like this in our creative writing course.
@Mr ChubbyBoii has anyone tried to appeal to his human side? "I k ow what those kids did to you Jason. They were awful. You were just a little boy and no matter how you look you're beautiful. I'm so sorry about your mother she didn't deserve to lose you. " Shir like that
3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends
@@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331 Just leave him alone I am not a christian or anything but I won't allow you to disrespect him and his religion he is only saying that it's not like he is a bot so just leave him alone.
Funniest comment tho(17 PEP 😂)..I JUST SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON NETFLIX HAUNTING SERIES...LIKE REALLY!!!... SELLER: YOUR OK WITH LIVING WITH DEAD PEP OH YEA SURE...WE CAN FIND AWAY TO COEXIST TOGETHER,SO WHERE DO I SIGN? 😀😀😀
3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends
3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends
@@junaiddoba7087 or like when people in horror movies hear a noise in their room and FUCKING STAY IN THERE LIKE BITCH IF I HEAR A NOISE IN MY ROOM I FUCKING BOLT LIKE IMMA GO TO THE PRIEST AND GET HOLY WATER
And this is why the killer goes for black peeps first. They too smart. Edit: Fun fact, I'm actually an Asian and now I'm watching chaos ensue between white and black people in my reply section.
This video has me convinced that the only reason the black guy dies _at all_ is because he gets dragged into this shit by his white friends who never listen to him.
Freddy Krueger would LOVE to haunt these guys though! If you’re super extroverted like them and feel the most safe when surrounded by friends, all he has to do is make you feel alone to break you, a field Freddy specializes in!
I am an old white lady. I raised my girls so much like you guys. We'd watch horror movies and stop the movie: "what would YOU do if you were there instead of those dumbasses?" Don't watch the cursed video Don't mess with Ouija boards Etc etc etc
Honestly how did the people from Chainsaw Massacre/Leatherface NOT survive??? i mean he had a chainsaw! those things are loud! they woulda been like "where'd he go?" then from a like mile away **chainsaw noise** "oh ok we good we can go"
Fr. He was literally on fire, and still slaughtered two grown men--one via throwing his flaming machete like a lance to impale him as he ran at his top speed. Lol. (F vs. J)
That boy said “pack your shit, were leaving.”
💀💀 so calm
Plus : "Who's driving ???"
Gotta whisper so the demon won't hear, I swear I would've been the same way! Ctfuu
xD i would leave
Me tho
shit had me dying lmao.... no explanations just get your shit we gotta go!!!
“Ain’t nothing for us that way”
That nigga look distraught 😂😂😭
*holy shut they actually listened*
😭
DoubleFailMech aw damn
1000th like
first of all, yo grown ass went & got a doll... *SECONDLY*
Your old ass got a doll with a knife and a fucked up face
Mmmm he wondering about the real sh***
This is the part where we ask why does he need a doll...Unless it's to shoot a reboot for A Haunted House 2- when Marlon Wayans marries a white chick with kids and ends up going crazy for a freaky-looking doll in his step-daughter's room...
*you thought that was clean*
He didn't need another reason after that,to return that haunted-ass doll.
"Boy get cho dumbass outta here before you get jumped" had me in stitches lmao ahahaha
For real Lmao
fr
What makes it better is that scream literally is just a normal human so they could just jump him
What makes it better is that scream literally is just a normal human so they could just jump him
@@jackbauer408 True just corner scream and make em suffer
In horror movies, there are two types of people:
1. The white cheerleader who is babysitting
2. The black person who dies at the beginning for some random cosmical reason
@@kiamaria331 that's some cabin in the wood sh*t
@@lamedrawing2251 cabin in the woods was a parody of horror movies
The black guy always dies by having a logical reason that he plays out until hes almost finished and ends up getting killed in the car OT when hes about to sleep.
Lilia Kovács the black person is there for a long enough time (like 1-2 opening scenes) so the writers can say they’re being diverse and then they die
The white blonde girl is the first to die though
You forgot "blair witch".
"Hey! Wanna go to the woods to look for a witch that kills people?"
Black guy's answer: "Hell, no!"
The End / Roll credits
Guessing you white just a guess so ima help u fam its:
My homies be like: Helll Naw! Wtf?!
Drop the wtf depending on the homie but thats def a naw moment
I was laughing my ass off watching that movie!
🤣🤣🤣
"Hey u wanna go tk the woods to look for a witch that kills people?"
*pointing at wife*
My homie "oh found her"
I can tell you're white because you used a comma after "hell".
It's just "Hell no". In fact, are you even American?
Boy get ya dumbass outta here
He ain’t possessed, Desmond just stubbed his toe
Desmond be steppin on too many legos, my man's had enough of it😂
@@WillAyeAmNot that killed me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Hahaha
Ethan Benner right! Or hit his elbow
That's good XD
The Jeepers Creepers one made me laugh so hard. "Ain't nothin for us that way." Lol.... Y'all noped out of that so quick. lol
This one took me out
💀im dead
“he look distraught”😂😂
Missed the greatest party of the year at least I got to see it on channel 6😂
That one was the best... And probably accurate
They forgot the #1 black rule for The Exorcist ~ Black people don’t investigate. They just leave.
Matter of fact, I'm staying in my room. I'm not investigating shit.
I mean they gotta make sure the homie wasn't jumped 😬
Bullshit, you need to see for yourself before drastic moves are made
Andrea P then ur white asf
okay! And how about always follow the cat or any animal running the other direction 😂
"How'd he get over there?!?"
"I must've dropped him"
"Dropped him in the corner?!"
Dude Sandstorm he had me dying lol
666th like
😂😂😂😂😂
I paid 50$
what scares the hell out of my is my great grandparent has a life sized chucky doll she used to play with as a kid. it literally looks like chucky in his teens. we now have it and im not allowed to destroy it. i mean its been in the house for like idk 15 years and nothing has happened so im safe i think.
now that i said that we are all going to die tomorrow.
- Dude whats that sound coming from your basement?
- That ain't none of my business
Credits roll in
lmao
That's me man. I ain't no detective. I dont even want a basement at my home
👍👍👍👍👍👍
Lmao
Amira uuu Then burn the attic and move out. It's as simple as that.
“He look DISTRAUGHT”
“Ain’t nothing for us that way”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That shit had me crying
Lol 😂
"I don't answer unknown numbers."
I'm sayin'. 🤷
@@selestielwolf7949 that seems slightly autistic but ok
@@Agari.. yeah I have Asperger's Syndrome actually.
@@Agari.. why need to label everything, Someone is not sick just because they don't answer phone calls, many don't do that
I just watch it ring. 😂 They can leave a voicemail.
@@fionastout3389 You actually _watch_ it? You have no better uses for your time?
Pennywise: "Hiya, Georgie!"
George: "Awww! Hell nah!"
Pennywise: "Wait! Where you going!"
To the crip
To the crib nigga
Georgie: To the crib nigga, fuck you mean.
silverblade357 pennywise would had kill georgie anyway he wont let his food get away
Derin Applu hey nigga don’t blame him he might be white he don’t know how to spell hood or crib
*Freddy walks in*
"Ohhhh, he thought we was sleep!"💀💀
Mortyy VC sleep is for the weak lmao we don’t sleep
Mortyy VC lmaooo
Anaya Smith who?
i know lmao i tought that was the funniest one bro!!!
Shows you how smart they are, I only exist on your dreams.
“Him having a knife don’t make him clean! That’s some demonic shit!”
This line is really spot on and still kills me til today 😂
Then when he left him with the doll was just hilarious 😂😂😂😂
"Where he go Ant"?! 😂
"How he get over there Aff!?" 😂😂😂
"There 'aint nothing for us that way"
Couldn't have said it better XD
you put the apostrophe in the wrong place
@@liquidicy You didn't start your sentence with a capital letter.
@@holycrapitsjohnceena6007 SHSHSHSHSSHHHHH
@@liquidicy Well considering "ain't" isn't a real word. 😂
that had me DYING!!!!
Lmao the jeepers creepers one had me dying XD
"Oh he tellin us to turn around"
"Alright let's turn around, nothin for us that way"
Nice
They were going home.
Nothing for us that way.lets turn around since some random dude/crazy telling us to turn around. Seems legit.
Yep. Follow the rules
Sailendranath Murmu I would turn around
@@ytnasir8561 really? Then I am saying leave you tube and never come back.
So are you gonna leave because I told you to?
"What a great house! Tell me about this place."
"Well, three people died in h-"
*Leaves*
Lewis Baools 😂😂😂 so fycking true the white homies would have been like cool
same with the whites and reds and blues and blacks and greens. and every color. but there all diffrent. never the same
@@TSProductionsVideos Trust me I would live in a house someone died in if it was the last house on Earth.
@@pikapika3198 same. i think we all would.
@@pikapika3198 its either 1% chance of death or 99%
"Unknown caller" ( *puts phone back down* )
I felt that in my soul. I never answer unknown numbers - probably a lot of frustrated serial killers out there.
🤣😅
One time I was bored and answered one of these callers by blowing an air horn in the speaker then hung up.
Boy when I tell you it was quiet for a good day.
@@jamesmohan7301holy shit that’s genius
Lmao @@jamesmohan7301 you're the villain now
@@jamesmohan7301That’s actually pretty funny. In the original When a Stranger Calls, the cop suggested to the babysitter that she blows a whistle into the phone the next time the stranger called to break his eardrum.
"Welp, turn this around. . . Ain't nothing for us that way." That's how everyone should react to the obvious red flags in horror movies.
_Spilled_Milk_ Pro-Champion-at-Life i’m 1000 like
But they just go straight to the red flag 💀😂
@@_cmbkobe good job
Top 3 stupidest decisions to make in Horror movies: go where the killer is, go to investigate, go to the red flag.
And in real life
Dark alley with dangerous sounds coming
White people : Aight imma head in
Underrated comment 💯
Mayne! 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Crimes that wouldn't have happened if whites were cast would be a more accurate vid than this...
@@kevinramage1839 Underrated because he is like the 5th person that posted that same shit or similar hahahaha
“He looks distraught”
“Hes clearly telling us to turn around”
“Yeeah..”
*swipes blinker*
Raymond Kubiak underrated 🤣😭☠️
Hahahahaha oh man it's so funny because it's racist ! Hahahaha hilarious
@@themerovingian4252 and there's the triggered guy. Always one lol
@@themerovingian4252 I mean... is it?
@@themerovingian4252 how is that racist lmfao
6 years later this is still funny as hell and I'm so happy to see where you 6 years later and where you'll be in 6 more
Big facts. It’s been a pleasure to watch their come up.
guy: "wow this house is great, and it's cheep"
House: "GEEETTTT OOOUUUTTTT"
guy: "it's to bad we can't stay"
Eddie Murphy: Delirious lmao. Classic
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😂😂😂😂😩😩 this had me dyinggggg
@@marquishester9874 yep, thanks i couldn't remmeber the name of the stand up
Too
Cheap*
I need that as an actual line in a horror movie. " boy get your ass outta here before you get jumped." XD
Lmao that would be awesome. But if jason was the killer that shit would not work
Ruby H.
Ikr lmao he’s near immune to pain and weapons, words and 4 dudes threatening to jump him isn’t really gonna stop him from marching in there with his machete and chop the black outta them
@@madjaster9620 lol i wanna hear a line in a movie saying ," chopped the black outta them"
@@madjaster9620 He couldn't do shit. No way in hell one white boy in a mask outrunning 4 black guys running for their lives.
@@Yadid1 mhm
I’d like to think that these events actually take place before each movie, and the horror villain of the movie decides to go and haunt white people instead.
Bruh lmao
Omfg I love this comment 😂
Micheal Myers goes to Harlem and thinks he got a deal on 3 tee-shirts for $50 when the sign says $15 each.
LOL
😭😭😭
"GPS says go right" "aight" sorry these people are too intelligent for a horror movie😆😆😆
Little does he know, that a ghost was in his GPS leading On a wild but loving adventure.
The soul connecting Tech hacking Ghost, Guiding Phantom Spirit. GPS for short, By humans using these Initials he gains strength, and summoning power. At first he was very limited in power but over time. with the advent of G. P. S used in cars and phones and the numerous other devices He has become a near undetectable/unstoppable force. Guiding unsuspecting People to very different locations.
Since he is able to invade the lives of near everyone who has a cell phone, He drives people who are lonely to other lonely people so they can build a connection.
He has been using the collective data on these peoples phones to heal the pain in this world.
Since his power isn't used in malice he continuous to grow more rapidly and spread further
GPS
Guiding Phantom Spirit.
The love passage you never Knew you had.
in Theaters 2024
I’m not blac but they say black people are pre intelligent
What if the GPS was wrong?
What if the GPS was possessed?
@@Nopeasaurus I could see that occuring also. There have been videos of people driving off of the road because of gps. Or the phone.
Random guy: telling them to turn back
Them: turns back
Movie director: *you weren’t supposed to do that*
That's called a pro gamer move
😂😂
😂😂
Raiders X 😂😂😭
Skirrrrt
2:05 “He looks distraught”
I never knew something could be so comedically perfect
“First of all, your grown ass went and got a doll”
"Secondly: you thought that was clean?"
Thirdly you sleeping with that
Mannz already at the door😭😭😩
Any doll at a thrift store has me running the other way, even if it´s like a princess, those things are creepy af.
Lmao
As a 53 year old woman who is scared of horror movies, and has only seen Child’s Play, pieces of a Michael Myer’s movie, and the head spinning scene in the Exorcist….thank you for the warnings 😂😂😂😂
😆😄😂
Lmfaooo they really had Desmond screaming like that😂😂
I thought it was a Caleb video tbh.
I couldn’t stop laughing man
Nugs VT 🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
imagine how their neighbors felt hearing a guy screaming for ten minutes while they filmed sjfhshsh
XD im crying
"Ain't nothing for us that way."😂😂
Raziel Slaughter i died at that shit 😂
Raziel Slaughter I was in tears
This was the funniest one.. 😂😭😂😭
@@turtleonthetrack lol yea that was the funniest one tho. I was actually rolling at that one.
😂😂
everyone gangsta until they reach Get Out ...
Hahaha nice one
😂😂😂😂😂 you are a legend this comment is soooo underated
*lmao*
@Kevin Lehné care to explain
@Kevin Lehné didn't get our win like movie awards and shit
Keepers Creepers 2: “He telling us to turn around”
“Ok it ain’t nothing for us that way”
😂😂😂😂😂
White people: let's have some fun (whips out a Ouija board)
Black people: aight *imma head out*
💯💯💯
We don't play the games lol
IM NOT PLAYIN THESE GAMES
For real 👌
Accurate
"If common sense was used in horror movies"
@@diddlenfiddle7311 white guys in horror films
@@tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 eh?
Diddle n Fiddle it’s a joke chill
Nah the Jason one would just get you all killed
Ascended seriously why?
He telling us to go back
Ok let's turn this car around nothing for us that way
Gamer_ Donutz dude wtf do you not get the video idea?
:p
Gamer_ Donutz 🤦♀️
@Cpt Froza exactly lol
Nigga you're so fucking uncreative.
2:04 “That nigga look DISTRAUGHT.” 😭😭😭
White dude: Yo we should investigate that house, heard it was haunted.
Black dude: Hell naw.
*Credits roll in*
As a white girl, I can confirm this. I investigate every weird sound I hear
Ahh fuck, I just realized, that really is me bruuuh
lmfao
I do the same.
I don't do haunted stuff.
White folk: Thanks for coming to my party! Now let's do something real fun. (Whips out a Ouija board)
Black folk: Well, nice knowing y'all. I'll see y'all on the news tomorrow.
I visited a friend and he whipped out a ouiji board and I did in fact agree to use it
... Nothing happened lol
As a white person i can say that I hate watching horror movies, not because they scare me but because of how everyone is always so stupid in them
Roflmao I actually did that.
They all die at once a brother never abandons another brother if one of us die we all die
My happy meal ass would have done fled the scene, not today Satan !!!
Plot Twist: Desmond isn’t possessed he just stepped on a Lego
I got hard ass feet so it don’t hurt for me
Bet.
@@dimitrialexandreblaiddyd5500 Lucky.
@@dimitrialexandreblaiddyd5500 may i borrow your feet?
Layla the cat sure.
I've never seen any of these films, but I know enough about horror movie reputations to see how freaking accurate this is. I really enjoyed it! I wish we'd had videos like this in our creative writing course.
I've seen all of them and that is what makes it so funny.
Ditto! I haven’t seen these films, but it’s still funny bec I know the horror film trope.
White kid: Hey ... wanna do something fun?
Me: Oh! Like what?
White kid: **Whips out Ouija board**
Me: No.
**Credits roll**
lol
Nope I love god
😂
John Pappadopoulos They are what they eat
@@od3stroyer771 chicks?
Ain't nothing for us dat way....Words to live by
Need that on a shirt 😂
Yes sir
Indeed.
100%
But the hoes
Plot twist: Desmond wasn't possessed, he just stubbed his pinkie toe
Lmaoooo🤣🤣🤣underrated comment
Lmao stolen comment
@@gregorymarshall4392 who
I didn't steal the comment but it is possible someone might have made a similar comment before me ^^
Or stepped on a lego
As soon as the paranormal activity one came up I knew what was coming, but it still had me on the floor 🤣
Lollll I was dead for the scream part. "Get yo ass outta here before you get jumped." Rofllllll
Axil Gaming me to
Axil Gaming yeah me to
Axil Gaming same
Axil Gaming I'm crying at that fam 😂😂
Axil Gaming but that's real tho
“Get your tight mask out before you get jumped”
That’s amazing
Now if that was really Jason it would've been a blood bath
@@GoneXX2 Jason would've slaughtered the WHOLE room straight Massacre
@@don-zillathaboss6424 didn't you listen. He woulda got jumped. You gotta listen, dude.
@@HairXX Yea but somebody will get injured
@Mr ChubbyBoii has anyone tried to appeal to his human side? "I k ow what those kids did to you Jason. They were awful. You were just a little boy and no matter how you look you're beautiful. I'm so sorry about your mother she didn't deserve to lose you. " Shir like that
plot twist:
desmond just stubbed his toe that’s it
Lol
XD
Oh! I figured he got hot pepper juice in his eye.
Too underrated
😂😂😂
2:15 “Ain’t nothin for us that way.” Old Skool Wisdom right there 😆
0% horror particles
2% drugs
98% art and truth
100%
I did the honor of making ur 999 like to 1k
@Eres's Pastries its a joke so ur the idiot here
The reason the black guy always dies is because if he didn’t he’d solve the whole plot single handedly
3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends
@@diddly_bop bruh wtf r u even saying ?😂😂😂
Yep
@luvfey your right in scary situations I just sing the pi song 😔
@@homie_zack3915 the pi song👁👄👁
Jeepers Creepers 2 had me dying...."hey bro he telling us to go back...well aint nothing for us that way" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He looks distraught
RIGHT LMAO
Lmao
I died at this part never resurrected lol
I’ve never seen a comment thread of people with their first and last name as a TH-cam name, and no profile pictures this big before
"Your grown ass went and got a doll" lol
The way he said it though 😂😂😂
"Aint nothing for us that way" lmaooo ima sub now
Go ahead and turn around
Lol, that was my favorite part
That was so funny
Up
Remember that black cameraman in Scream 2 who was the smartest person in a horror movie by just leaving town.
Lol also scary movie 1
He not the only black person survived in horror movies
@TIV67 Playz play me
@TIV67 Playz What are you on
@@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331 Just leave him alone I am not a christian or anything but I won't allow you to disrespect him and his religion he is only saying that it's not like he is a bot so just leave him alone.
Desmond isn’t possessed he just found out he got a girl pregnant.
😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
funny asl
Underrated comment lol
Nah I think he stepped on *LEGO*
Years later, "Ain't nothing for us that way" still cracks me up.
" Desmond's possessed "
Them : aight who's driving 😂
My dumbass thought he said "Who drugged him?" 😂😂😂
ScritzCure SAME
@@TheScritzCure 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
nah, homie just stubbed a toe
“He look DISTRAUGHT.”
Gets me everytime 😂
shit caught me off guard lol
@TIV67 Playz nobody asked
Facts
@TIV67 Playz first of all, being nailed to a cross aint the worst, second of all atleast put your spam post bull where its relevant
@unicorn_papaya Wowww Lol I'll help u sacrifice him what your Lord of Darkness offer to newcomers
Seller: So, just so you know, 17 people died in this house. Some people committed suicide, others, murdered. White family: Sounds good to me.
Landon Harris You kinda described American Horror Story: Season 1.
Black people:Then why the fuck you selling me this house dumb fuck
Trolling Flash21 🤣🤣
Lmao
Funniest comment tho(17 PEP 😂)..I JUST SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON NETFLIX HAUNTING SERIES...LIKE REALLY!!!...
SELLER: YOUR OK WITH LIVING WITH DEAD PEP
OH YEA SURE...WE CAN FIND AWAY TO COEXIST TOGETHER,SO WHERE DO I SIGN?
😀😀😀
3:09 I love how they immediately conclude that Desmond is possessed 😂😂
“Ain’t nothing for us that way”😂
That nigga disTRAUGHT
First of all, your grown ass went and got a doll.
When you put it like that...😂
1.2k likes no comments damn
Michael Cordero Right?
Will 2139 second you thought he was clean
OH SHIT NVM
Wait I literally read this when he said it...
Desmond wasn’t possessed, he just ate his ice cream too fast
Yunus Ali Akbas lol 😂
Lmao
It touched his front teeth
@@helpmereach70kwithnovids98 I act like that when that happens
@@Fishikami bro same
2:46...'Desmond's possessed.'(Snuff). "So, who drivin'?" LolAllDay---BEST possession anguish ever! 🤗
"Ohhhhh he thought we was sleep"💀💀
💀💀💀💀
Sleep is fo the bunk!
Sleep for the poor we don’t stop getting paper from round here
🤣🤣
The chucky one “Little man wit a knife don’t make him clean. That’s some demonic shi”
Yoo😭😂🤣
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Fucking bot
“Well turn it around”
“Ain’t nothing for us that way” 😂
Chill Out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
best part no cap😂
Chill Out that had me dead asf bruh
Had to get this to that 1k lmao
3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends
You all are the pure voice of reason. I have shared with my friends to watch and learn. Thank you so much. Great video, laughed hard.
The only reason people die in horror movies is because they GO towards the sound.
fr like if someone told me they in my house with a knife im dipping the fuck
@@junaiddoba7087 or like when people in horror movies hear a noise in their room and FUCKING STAY IN THERE LIKE BITCH IF I HEAR A NOISE IN MY ROOM I FUCKING BOLT LIKE IMMA GO TO THE PRIEST AND GET HOLY WATER
@@illstealyourkneecaps694 yeh but even when they try that the thing catches them or slams the door and stuff down
Bro fr I be like dang whats wrong with u
Should they RUN towards the sound, or CRAWL?
I like how they're unfazed when a bigass dude with a knife walks in but when he brings the doll in, shit gets real.
In their defense, a doll with enough strength to hold a knife and move makes way less sense than just some dude with a knife
LoL 😂😂
I swear to goddd XDD
That, and black people don't f*ck around with no supernatural sh*t! That includes ouija boards, ghosts, and killer dolls...
You can kill a guy with a knife, you can't kill a paranormal doll.
If this was the case, all these movies would be 15 minutes long😂
Not even like 10 min long
There probably were multiple universes where it didn't end horrific but they weren't made into movies.
Stash Ketchum with 14 minutes of credits
Except for Friday,cause jumping him will do nothing, don't think these guys watched the film's
Not even 5 minutes bruh and be like “we hate this movie is too realistic!”
The Exorcist one had me laughing, if someone saw their friend screaming on the floor they would want to get the fuck out as well😂
Isn't that why in the movie they brought in the preist? He's the Mc from what I've heard.
I’m pretty sure no horror movie would’ve started if Samuel L Jackson was the protagonist
he probably recruit the monster or scary guy into his team of anti avengers
All he'd have to do is call someone a M'thaF#cker JUST ONE TIME and they'll immediately start bleeding!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Deep Blue Sea...
But LL Lived
Legend says if he LOOKS at his opposition THEY DIE
Snakes on a Plane. The snakes still got on the plane.
“He look distraught” 😂
He's telling us to go back bruh... Alright
500th like your welcome
“Does that nigga look distraught “ lmao had me dead
1000th like
Ain’t nothing for us that way had me dead 😂😭
White Kid : Wou wanna go in that abandoned house ?
Me : No
Roll Credits
you
Lol
Facts
Lol right
Shortest black film ever created?
*The silence* from the paranormal activity one got me 😂
Edit: And “ain’t nothing for us that way” VIBE
This is why the black guy is the first one to die. Because if they didn’t kill him first the story wouldn’t happen.
Are you being racist?
@@mattiehamilton7776 this makes me think you didnt read the title. Or even watch the video...
@@tennygaa8494 yeah he didn't lol
mattie hamilton he’s not being racist he’s making sense tf
The killer already knows that he smart so he kill him first 😂
“Ain’t nothing for us that way” 😂😂😂 I lost it
That one was the funniest 😂
"TURN THIS HOE AROUND" LOL!!!!!!
that nigga looks distraught
He put car in reverse😭🤣
And that's how everyone should be and we'll have no movie but I'd sure like to see that plot where we all make smart decisions and live 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And this is why the killer goes for black peeps first. They too smart.
Edit: Fun fact, I'm actually an Asian and now I'm watching chaos ensue between white and black people in my reply section.
Nah, the killer is racist
This video has me convinced that the only reason the black guy dies _at all_ is because he gets dragged into this shit by his white friends who never listen to him.
@@MHurley21 That is always my argument when I talk about horror movies!
@@MHurley21 🤣🤣
As a white dude I completely agree with you, sorry for not listening
OMG, I laughed way harder at this video than I thought I would. Well done guys! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If the cast is all black who's gonna die first then?
@@iputsyruponyourpancakes2758
😂
The killer
No one would die. Everyone would DIP before a thing happens.
@Kit Fr, you cant run, your life done. Facts.
The fat one
I'm surprised F13 wasn't just "Hey want to go to that super cursed legendary camp where a ton of people died?"
"No."
“Aight then”.
*Roll credits*
That would have made more sense. Jason Voorhees can't get jumped by 4 dudes, that just looked off when I saw it
@@wisegamer3.052 same, Jason is basically indestructible like 🙄 bro. You're gonna die xD
@@jontraz5993 exactly lmfaoi
same
“Lets turn around- aint none for us that way” LMFAOO.
im dead
4:56 That would work with Jason in his early stages, but not zombie him(or cyborg him)
@@snoozley853 No, it was Jason. It literally said "Friday the 13th".
TRUE
Bruh the way he was so damn calm saying "get your shit we gotta go" 😂😂
Every black person is ready for that day lol
@@joebasketballhighlights not lyin😂
Lmaoo I’m surprised it was Desmond they leave behind and not Ben 😂😂 Ben always getting left. Roach grabs Ben we gotta go Ben is dead 😂😂
Even for him. He always yells😁
He got used to it
I've seen this 5 times and "Nightmare on Elm Street" still kills me
"He thought we was sleep!" 😂😂
It got me too
It's lee dancing in the back and ben's outfit that just makes this so much better
Lmao 🤣😆🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Freddy Krueger would LOVE to haunt these guys though! If you’re super extroverted like them and feel the most safe when surrounded by friends, all he has to do is make you feel alone to break you, a field Freddy specializes in!
Wrong turn situations: Take right.
End of the movie.
Edit: 1,5k likes, THAT'S TUFF !//
XD
Lmaoo
6 more likes and 1k likes will be achieved
2 MORE LIKES
Edit : Until 1000 lol
1000th like
I am an old white lady. I raised my girls so much like you guys. We'd watch horror movies and stop the movie: "what would YOU do if you were there instead of those dumbasses?"
Don't watch the cursed video
Don't mess with Ouija boards
Etc etc etc
Honestly how did the people from Chainsaw Massacre/Leatherface NOT survive??? i mean he had a chainsaw! those things are loud! they woulda been like "where'd he go?" then from a like mile away **chainsaw noise** "oh ok we good we can go"
That's Leatherface, Jason never uses a chainsaw
Bo MG thank you i changed it
They couldn't jump jason anyways he is too big
Jenna Marmalade 😂😂😂😂
Metalchinchilla 717 and he can punch ya head off with one punch
I want a horror movie where common sense is actually used lol.
Fly Right, too much of the same scenario.
Watch asian scary movies
Fly right and some how still get killed LoL 😂 or would they actually survive?
Fly watch horror movies by jordan peele
Cabin in the woods
When the cast is all black
Killer: NERVOUS SWEATING
😭
“fuck who do i kill first now!”
Gabriel Bodiford you were faster...
Forgot to add 1 more .
😂😂😂
The paranormal activity one got me dying 😂
Desmond’s not possessed, he just found out that he was the father.
Lmfao
lolol
No his head was hurting all he needed was an alieve he would have been alright 🤣
Ong
A nigga’s biggest fear
The exorcist one killed me lol the way he was like “get your shit Desmond’s possessed” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Probably got some chilly in his eyes
Right it's th quiet knock too, we outta here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
like it’s a monthly occurrence 😂
*Sighs tiredly* "Again?"
Im sorry in tht situation id just give Desmond some pain killer or something for his stomach… bru was having some belly pain situation
“I don’t answer unknown numbers” lmao on God bro, hate when people do this shit in movies
TravionMusic on god bruh 😂 ion even answer unsaved numbers
TravionMusic i know right
TravionMusic lol IKR if your important then your are in my contacts
Leave a message. No message gtfo here couldn't have been that important
People may call me a kill joy, but I don’t think a group of people can kill Jason from F13, well at least not Zombie Jason.
Fr. He was literally on fire, and still slaughtered two grown men--one via throwing his flaming machete like a lance to impale him as he ran at his top speed. Lol.
(F vs. J)
fr lol