I got a Chobani commercial, and my only thought was, yeah, putting that in front of Trump would definitely slow him down. We all know he’s not eating any yogurt.
Oh James you ARE joy, and your cheery vibe is the healing I need in these crazy times! Glad you didn’t have the COVID & the show with Alicia was out of this world! Tons of love from Northern Cali.
You don't have to live in the US at all to feel the great loss of RBG passing. She was my hero for years and this news just hit me like a ton of bricks.
Mat Broomfield There are so many interesting new things in media like that repartee with the band that have happened on lockdown which I hope will be kept. I love the new naturalness of the late night hosts, would prefer it never goes away! I heard Hagar once before and thought she had a heavy accent, but none at all last night. Thank goodness for James and this wonderful show!
@@elizabethg1634 I agree completely. Everything is so much more natural now. Yes, I assumed the reason Hagar never spoke was a strong Israeli accent, but as you say, not at all evident in this clip.
Joke the Armageddon, surely 99% of all its fighters will die. Glad we have trump as president he stopped possible ww3. If it was Hillary who'd won to hell we would have been already in a war. Although, I dont support Trump and his actions in handling corona and making the country come together, Atleast he has done some positive. I applaud him for that, and by the way I am muslim, and I know he hates. "To hell its 21 century" I'm not surprised.
Ian: Mom grabbed the houseplant and I paused the TV...THEN we ran outside! We totally got this. This seriously had me laughing so hard I cried. I'm so happy that you and your mom are okay! I'm sure I'd jump up and start yelling orders at my family that make less than zero sense.
Lol. Someone said yes. But seriously make sure you see ALL of the karaoke together. All of the games. All of the monologues. So no you are not th only person. But make sure you watch EVERY JIMMY KIMMEL monologue in order too. Seth and then Steve's entire show. Sadly you can skip Fallon made go back and watch specific guests and one including his kids. But only if you have time. I ve just started the Cher show. Lol. Good luck and good health to us all. ( yes I do news too-who knew so much time in an 19hr day)
Just want to share this precise snack-bite of literature I found on the 'net. March 8, 2019 ~ Michael Stevenson Someone on Quora asked “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response: A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace - all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is - his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults - he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff - the Queensberry rules of basic decency - and he breaks them all. He punches downwards - which a gentleman should, would, could never do - and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless - and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority - perhaps a third - of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. • You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumps of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created? If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.
I actually started humming Armageddon as soon as the first 3 pics come up...so I got it....then again I watch the movie AGAIN only 2 weeks ago...haha. A band not getting a musical/movie reference? You gotta start training them harder James.
3:33 wow! You ok Ian? I felt that. James didn’t mean to put you down. I’m positive he didn’t mean malice, he is far too sweet. Poor James tried to make it better but it was too late.
DC AND PUERTO RICO deserve representation!!!! We NEED TO SAVE THE SUPREME COURT AND INCREASE THE NUMBERS OF JUDGES WHO WILL FOLLOW THE RULE OF LAW TO PROTECT THE RIGHTS OF THE CITIZENS.....
You will have to very long for time!because Mike Pence will 2 terms after Trump,there after Ivanka,and after Don Junior.You see? God willing after that God will a new crop of politicians.God bless you.
@@watcherenjoyer123 please,forgive for my writting and errors.What meant is this: after Trump has served his two terms! Mike Pence will be president for two terms! After that comes Ivanka,and there after Don Junior! 🤣👌
@@watcherenjoyer123 Well,that is life,when time come to depart from this world there nothing you or me can do.All in Gods hands.Trump is very active he might by the grace of God make his second term.I wish you and him well.God bless you.
I was once in a shop with some arcade games. Me and my friends had a Neo Geo Super Side Kicks 3 Tournament. The owner of the shop got angry at some customers and came out with, and I shit you not, a R5 rifle shooting at the people who angered him. Me and my friends continued playing through the mayhem. That is one great football game.
Work on a saturday...who we kidding.. He'll actually end up doing it from his club....he can't miss a golf day because he's so close to hitting 300 days of golf in less than 4 years.
Democrats this is not the time to bring a paper butter knife to an AR15 gun fight. js. Different topic, this show was amazing I laughed the whole time!
Technically nowhere in the Constitution does it specify there have to be exactly 9 justices on the SC. In fact historically the number has varied from as low as 3 to as high as 12. It is only in recent decades that the total number has been kept at 9.
Chilean here. A 4.5 doesn't even qualify as an earthquake, guys. Barely a tremor. The kind of thing that makes you say, was that a truck? Well, it takes some practice. I bet the Japanese don't even ask whether that was a truck.
It's a tragedy because of how Trump is using her death to destroy our freedoms even more, denying her dying wish and pouncing on it before her body is barely cold. 😠 No doubt he's thrilled John Lewis is dead too.
Welcome back James, glad you are all safe. Good mom for saving the plant! 🌱
James as usual, getting funnier .
Good to see you back in the studio.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Haha. James said, “I know one way they can slow down Trump” and it broke to a McDonalds commercial. I thought it was part of the bit!
Mine broke to a Charmin toilet paper commercial and made the bit 10x funnier.
I got a Chobani commercial, and my only thought was, yeah, putting that in front of Trump would definitely slow him down. We all know he’s not eating any yogurt.
@@ryanmarshall3487 I got a Hyundai commerical ... :(
I got a Biden ad! 😂😂
Mine was a veggie burger ad?
Glad to see you all together. As usual the standard is high with James and his colleagues. Good luck with all your endeavours. Thank you so very much.
so formal
patricia bennett th-cam.com/video/O61U3l1AxFg/w-d-xo.html
patricia bennett ikr his channel is awesome!
Oh James you ARE joy, and your cheery vibe is the healing I need in these crazy times! Glad you didn’t have the COVID & the show with Alicia was out of this world! Tons of love from Northern Cali.
You don't have to live in the US at all to feel the great loss of RBG passing. She was my hero for years and this news just hit me like a ton of bricks.
Ur absolutely right.. she represented women and freedom of the world over
so wouldnt you be dead too?
@@shadeindustries2008 yeah a ton of bricks hits pretty hard. lol
It’s a saying which means something’s had a sudden and significant impact on you. It’s not meant literally.
@@lavenderskye7077 yeah but a ton of bricks would have a sudden and significant impact on you.
I got the Armageddon joke.
Yes Armageddon it.
I love the moments when the crew laugh hystericallly. Interacting with the band is the best thing James ever did. Also - hey, Hagar has a voice!
Mat Broomfield There are so many interesting new things in media like that repartee with the band that have happened on lockdown which I hope will be kept. I love the new naturalness of the late night hosts, would prefer it never goes away! I heard Hagar once before and thought she had a heavy accent, but none at all last night. Thank goodness for James and this wonderful show!
@@elizabethg1634 I agree completely. Everything is so much more natural now. Yes, I assumed the reason Hagar never spoke was a strong Israeli accent, but as you say, not at all evident in this clip.
The Armageddon joke was hilarious!!!!😂😂😂
Joke the Armageddon, surely 99% of all its fighters will die. Glad we have trump as president he stopped possible ww3. If it was Hillary who'd won to hell we would have been already in a war. Although, I dont support Trump and his actions in handling corona and making the country come together, Atleast he has done some positive. I applaud him for that, and by the way I am muslim, and I know he hates. "To hell its 21 century" I'm not surprised.
Thank you for the laughs, of which there are several here. We really need all we can get. :)
I got the Armageddon actor joke. But I've also watched that movie an unhealthy amount of times.
That Zendaya-gram was like, A Neo, The Matrix level dad joke.
It was genius!
Troy Masters th-cam.com/video/O61U3l1AxFg/w-d-xo.html
Ian: Mom grabbed the houseplant and I paused the TV...THEN we ran outside! We totally got this.
This seriously had me laughing so hard I cried. I'm so happy that you and your mom are okay!
I'm sure I'd jump up and start yelling orders at my family that make less than zero sense.
I actually cracked on zen diagram joke. is it just me 😂
Ryuichiro Suzuki I loved it, so cute!
That was the funniest joke!
Me too!
Was surprisingly funny
Am I the only one who watched litterally every video of james corden while quarantine?
easydrawing I think I should! He is so much happy😊
Yes.
Lol. Someone said yes. But seriously make sure you see ALL of the karaoke together. All of the games. All of the monologues. So no you are not th only person. But make sure you watch EVERY JIMMY KIMMEL monologue in order too. Seth and then Steve's entire show. Sadly you can skip Fallon made go back and watch specific guests and one including his kids. But only if you have time. I ve just started the Cher show. Lol. Good luck and good health to us all. ( yes I do news too-who knew so much time in an 19hr day)
Often times I see all the the late night hosts. Making the same jokes. James delivers them better.
Working on it right now!
James Corden will always light up my heart and makes me feel good and tingly inside 😂😂
Exactly!!
“It’s the Democrats...so they won’t...”😅
RBG, not only notorious, highly respected, intelligent, a great loss to our country and the supreme court.
We love your show mahn ..
We got the Armageddon reference James, right after you explained it.
OMG...I ❤ Armageddon!! #gotit
Bring in that crew. We'll lose Bruce but we still have 4 extras!! 👍
Also, congrats Zendaya!🤩
"Armageddon Option" Got it.
The pictures helped, but yeah, got it.
James , bloody good one on the zendayagram.....
“I don’t think science knows”- person who claimed there were airports in 1776.
Welcome back James
Just want to share this precise snack-bite of literature I found on the 'net.
March 8, 2019 ~ Michael Stevenson
Someone on Quora asked “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:
A few things spring to mind.
Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem.
For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace - all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed.
So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.
Plus, we like a laugh.
And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever.
I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever.
And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman.
But with Trump, it’s a fact.
He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is - his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.
Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers.
And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults - he actually thinks in them.
His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.
There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth.
It’s all surface.
Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront.
Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul.
And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath.
All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist.
Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog.
He is the exact opposite of that.
He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat.
He’s more a fat white slug.
A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.
And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully.
That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead.
There are unspoken rules to this stuff - the Queensberry rules of basic decency - and he breaks them all.
He punches downwards - which a gentleman should, would, could never do - and every blow he aims is below the belt.
He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless - and he kicks them when they are down.
So the fact that a significant minority - perhaps a third - of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:
• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.
• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.
This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss.
After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss.
He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit.
His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.
God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too.
But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.
He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart.
In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump.
And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumps of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?
If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.
?Where can I copy that?
I got the Armageddon reference, James.
Never run outside during an earthquack.
Great to have you back James
All great jokes that I got.. 🤣🤣🤣
Don’t wanna close my eyes!
I actually started humming Armageddon as soon as the first 3 pics come up...so I got it....then again I watch the movie AGAIN only 2 weeks ago...haha. A band not getting a musical/movie reference? You gotta start training them harder James.
Condolences to Ruth and her family.
James is an international treasure.
I love Hagar will you please make her talk more like literally just point her out cuz she is so adorable I love how shy she is
We happy to see you 😁😁
I got the Armageddon joke. I need to watch that movie for some hope now.
The Armageddon actors movie reference was funny. I got it. I'm sure others caught it as well.
Armageddon reference made me laugh! 😁
No.
don't worry James, I got the Armageddon joke 😂
I get it, and I don't wanna miss a thing.
Columbo rocks, now by pausing it, you just bumped up the pressure of "oh, just one more question"
3:33 wow! You ok Ian? I felt that. James didn’t mean to put you down. I’m positive he didn’t mean malice, he is far too sweet. Poor James tried to make it better but it was too late.
Yes, I did get the armageddon joke, and yes, I did laugh 😆
Boy did they nail describing Portland!
Interesting how they were so excited to hear the news and the award was already there
I did not get the Armageddon joke
I'm from morocco and i get the arageddon movie joke , lol !
I love the band so much. I got the Armageddon joke as soon as you said Ben Affleck, don't worry, James.
I love Jame, he’s the best presenter ❤️
Yes Portland. It's Bedlam here. :D We're all slightly mad.
Welcome back James.
DC AND PUERTO RICO deserve representation!!!! We NEED TO SAVE THE SUPREME COURT AND INCREASE THE NUMBERS OF JUDGES WHO WILL FOLLOW THE RULE OF LAW TO PROTECT THE RIGHTS OF THE CITIZENS.....
You will have to very long for time!because Mike Pence will 2 terms after Trump,there after Ivanka,and after Don Junior.You see? God willing after that God will a new crop of politicians.God bless you.
@Jose americo De almeida Woah so you think Trump won’t make it in 2022? Well I guess that’s the most honesty someone can give.
@@watcherenjoyer123 please,forgive for my writting and errors.What meant is this: after Trump has served his two terms! Mike Pence will be president for two terms! After that comes Ivanka,and there after Don Junior! 🤣👌
@Jose americo De almeida Oh. Well Trump is Obese and 74. I’m not going to lie here... how much more can he go?
@@watcherenjoyer123 Well,that is life,when time come to depart from this world there nothing you or me can do.All in Gods hands.Trump is very active he might by the grace of God make his second term.I wish you and him well.God bless you.
Yes! Sounded like a sacrifice 😂
"Violence is the only language any of us speak" 😂💀
I was once in a shop with some arcade games. Me and my friends had a Neo Geo Super Side Kicks 3 Tournament. The owner of the shop got angry at some customers and came out with, and I shit you not, a R5 rifle shooting at the people who angered him. Me and my friends continued playing through the mayhem. That is one great football game.
Work on a saturday...who we kidding.. He'll actually end up doing it from his club....he can't miss a golf day because he's so close to hitting 300 days of golf in less than 4 years.
I am in Nairobi, Kenya. Totally onboard with the cast of the movie Amargeddon joke.
Zenn Diagram! 😂
That's a good one
Democrats this is not the time to bring a paper butter knife to an AR15 gun fight. js. Different topic, this show was amazing I laughed the whole time!
Hiding behind a screen and threatening me typically snowflake
I love this good thing y'all are safe
Armageddon reference was great. :)
Zendaya-gram was an underrated joke. I think it went over some people’s heads.
I definitely got the Armageddon reference. Don't worry, you're definitely funny! :D
I got the Armageddon joke immediately, but only because their pictures were up on the screen.
Totally did not get it
Glad things are returning to normal
Technically nowhere in the Constitution does it specify there have to be exactly 9 justices on the SC. In fact historically the number has varied from as low as 3 to as high as 12. It is only in recent decades that the total number has been kept at 9.
Armageddon joke was solid, don't worry
Brunch lineds and farmers market in Portland are brutal. Lol
I got it James 👍 right off the bat. 😁🤭💜💯
I got it james, I got it.
I mean after you said armageddon but I got it😂
I got it James!
James is killing me no cap.
Yeah, I got the movie reference as soon as you put the actors up on the screen.
Armageddon joke was hilarious. But it needs two Ben Afflecks. Lol
We got the Armaggedon joke
I got the Armageddon joke!!!
There's gonna be "Kidnap One Direction" comment here 😂
lol that’s why i clicked
I got the Armageddon joke!
I got the Armageddon joke! I laughed :)
Strangely enough, I did get the armagedon joke!
Come to PR its been active since december 28 2019.stay safe.
if we win the senate, we’ll probably just add two more justices to the bench since there’s no actual set number of justices.
Chilean here. A 4.5 doesn't even qualify as an earthquake, guys. Barely a tremor. The kind of thing that makes you say, was that a truck? Well, it takes some practice. I bet the Japanese don't even ask whether that was a truck.
The Armageddon joke made me so happy.
Loved this part so true 7:53
Zenn diagram was amazing lol
I'd choose the band over the Electoral College for sure!
Got the Armageddon joke :) Not that obscure, James!
I liked the Armageddon joke..I love that movie so I recognized it right away!
Right when James said I know how to make trump slow down, I got an add for The Comey Rule
Is it just me or the Armageddon line up looks much better "equipped" to face Trump than the Biden lineup😂😂😂
I did get the Armageddon cast members before you pointed it out
James... It is not tragedy when a person, who has lived for 87 years, dies. It is called life❤️
It's a tragedy because of how Trump is using her death to destroy our freedoms even more, denying her dying wish and pouncing on it before her body is barely cold. 😠 No doubt he's thrilled John Lewis is dead too.
Just down that ramp!!!! Lol
I wasn't expecting Zen diagram 😩🤣😂
I got your Armageddon joke, James.
I just have to say. I did get the Armageddon joke
puns at the end, earned the like. lol