I'm one of the cool kids that knew this song before Clerks 2. Specifically, I bought this CD in 2005 and the movie came out in 2006. So you can basically worship me if you want.
if i was in a hospital and saw a guy after surgery making reference to a king diamond song. i would lose my shit laughing and would probably be happy for the rest of the day
@@ironbar5786 neither of the nurses understood and my mom had to explain why I was screaming out for my grandmother and her wheelchair in a terrible falsetto
The good old days! Remember the decade of decadence, the metal years , with all the old good time groups? Motley Crue, Kiss and a much more Younger Ozzy!!😂
"Hail to the King" I don't care what any says in King Diamond's day he had ONE OF THE HOTTEST METAL BANDS there was in the 80's.....the Drummer, right? He's the cohesion holding the shit together.
This takes me back to the days of 7 am shifts after working late the night before. Left for work and grabbed energy drinks from a convenience store with this cranked up in my truck.
rofl when ppl double take as im blasting this. coworkers are like u like that im like i love it. metal never dies we just cut our hair :p *u cannot kill the metal*
"THEY" told me to come here for "THEM". no seriously... This is my favorite concept album by King Diamond and one of the greats as far as concept albums are concerned. each song is a chapter of a story. The album "Conspiracy" is part two of this story when he's an adult and returns to the house. As a whole, Grandma is coming home from the asylum, She's haunted by spirits or demons she calls "THEM". This album is basically a young naive king diamond that respects and honors his elders being introduced to "THEM" by his "crazy" grandma, and he falls into a spell or trance, and "THEY" (THEM and King) kills his sister. He lures Grandma out of the house where "THEM" have no power and he kills her, and it ends with him by police and "THEM" speaking to him in his mind and him getting sent to an asylum himself. The Conspiracy Album picks up on his release from the Asylum as an adult, and him returning to the house as the heir to it to find that "THEM" are still very much there and he wants answers to what happened to his sister because he doesn't remember it clearly so he makes a deal with "THEM" to return his sister in exchange for the house, and then she, as undead visits him nightly for answers and she tells him his mother and his asylum doctor want to kill him and take the house for themselves, which they succeed, and this ends with King promising to torture and haunt them from beyond the grave. I think the story as a whole would make a great movie actually too.
Jimmy Rustler very true, I had a pseudo hippie roommate, he would play widespread panic and grateful dead, I made him hate king diamond and merciful fate
Every Single King Diamond and Mercyful Fate fan literally cringes at every comment that references "clerks 2". I should know, I'm one of the ones cringing reading the comments. But ya know, if it brings new listeners to his epic music, I can deal with the cringing! Long Live King Diamond, and I pray there will be at least one more album!
These are some of the most musically inclined muscicians you can find. Theyre sincerely amazing at their instruments, and piecing all of what they do into sounds like this. Their music has overatures, and you hear progressions through the song, and not just key changes. Even within single phrases, you will hear it expand and extrapolated on as its repeated back-to-back. And the refrains... Just, fuck. And then- "Let me help you!!!! Out of your chair!!!!! G-G-Grandma!!!" Its amazing. The nonesense somehow pushes it all forward even more, and just... the unexplainable nature of this sound being Hendrix, but the vibe is realistically Flight of the Concords, is just... Indescribable. Even now i havent done it justice.
Grandma welcome home... you have been gone for far too long Is this a dream, are you really back? Let me help you out of the chair... Grandma Let me touch you, let me feel... ah Grandma take a look What do you think of the house and the silvery moon? We are going to repaint the front door soon Let me help you out of the chair... Grandma Let me touch you, let me feel... ah Wait till you see your room up in the attic Prepared just like you said, without a bed You will find your rocking chair and the tea pot that Missy found Let me help you out of the chair... Grandma There is someone waiting for you, now come along Missy and mother, they are dying to meet you How strange... she's spoken no word... I wonder grandma! are you all right? Grandma' what was it like to be on that holiday site "Oh it could have been worse but with "them" by my side In the twilight "they" sang all the old lullabies" Grandma who are "they"... "never mind you dirty little brat" "Let us go inside, something's on "their" mind "They" are still alive, can you feel "their" eyes Can you feel "their" eyes? Now that you are stuck with me you Better be my friend
Brenton Alexander Well yes it has become a big genre itself but we can't deny the fact that it started as more extreme rock... There's the same instruments, electric guitar, bass guitar and drums! And of course the spirit is the same! Rock on brother ;) \m/
You know I don't like talking about dark forces Randal...
LET ME HELP YOU OUT OF YOUR CHAIR, GRANDMA
@@ericgaspar1 LATE ONE NIGHT I WOKE FROM MY SLEEP
HEARING. VOICES. LAUGHING INSAAAAANE
Haaaaa great movie
Exactly what brought me here!! XD
YES!!!
You can't get more metal than singing about your grandma.
King Diamond must really love his grandma
Hahahahahahaha
omg
LET ME HELP YOU OUTTA YOUR CHAIR GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I know I would hit it.
Jon .G
Let me feel........
Ahhhhhhh.......
"We're going to repaint the front door soon" THESE LYRICS GO HARD ASF
LET ME HELP YOU OUTTA THE CHAIR
Those drums are totally for front door painting 😂
King, stop playing that thing ..WILL YOU ANSWER THE DORR?!
one reason why clerks 2 is a great movie: its possibly the only movie in existance to have a king diamond song played in it
Hey, Ace Ventura had Cannibal Corpse. Live.
Jay and Silent Bob brought me here 😂
@@geoffhunter4744 The SpongeBob Squarepants movie had Motorhead. Plus the show had Pantera as well
It was in the Brutal Legend game as well :)
Yeah, but it is not a scene of high regard..... I mean I watch movies with my brain switched on.
whenever i sing this to my grandmother she laughs
bless her
Laughs maniacally and demonically?
....why....that silly wheelchair
I'm one of the cool kids that knew this song before Clerks 2. Specifically, I bought this CD in 2005 and the movie came out in 2006. So you can basically worship me if you want.
The Transformers are like a gift from God, Randall.
"No sir, they are a curse from
the one we call the desolate
one!"
Personally, I was sent here by THE BEAST WE CALL THE DESOLATE ONE
the first of the fallen, the spoiler of virgins, the master of abortions!
@@jzenhenko Let Me Help You Outta Your Chair, GRANDMA!!!
@@jzenhenko you know i don't like to talk about dark forces
you know I don't like to talk about evil forces randall
hahahahhahaa. 3 years and yeah, you made me laugh randomly
Late one night I awoke from my sleep hearing unknown voices LAUGHING INSAAAAAAAANE!!!!! 😂😂 God I love that fucking movie!!!!
Pillow pants and listerfiend
According to my parents, when I had to be put in a wheelchair after surgery I kept screaming "graNDMAAAA"
Hahahaha its weird coming out of surgery. You don't remember a thing but you remember being awake.
if i was in a hospital and saw a guy after surgery making reference to a king diamond song. i would lose my shit laughing and would probably be happy for the rest of the day
@@ironbar5786 neither of the nurses understood and my mom had to explain why I was screaming out for my grandmother and her wheelchair in a terrible falsetto
I like how this song lets people discover Kim Petersen through Clerks 2. Heard this song like 30 years prior.
the most underrated album of all time
The good old days! Remember the decade of decadence, the metal years , with all the old good time groups? Motley Crue, Kiss and a much more Younger Ozzy!!😂
A true masterpiece, and a heavy influence on Death's later albums, especially Individual Thought Patterns on which LaRocque plays!
You can also hear the influence on Emperor's albums especially their last one.
You are so correct.
yep, definitely hear a major death influence on this song .
this and Mercyful Fate
I only noticed this when you said it but you're darn right!
"Hail to the King" I don't care what any says in King Diamond's day he had ONE OF THE HOTTEST METAL BANDS there was in the 80's.....the Drummer, right? He's the cohesion holding the shit together.
King Diamond and Maiden, nobody else even came close.
He played in Motorhead for a long time and now he's in the Scorpions
@@NH2112 only Slayer!!!
The riffs and 10 solos per song is what got me hooked.
Andy LaRocque's best solo of all time.
YES I came here because of Clerks 2, better late than never!
+WibblyWobblyTimeyWimey Get the (kicks beer) FUCK OUTTA HERE!
I got here because of the album "Them", so I'm better than you.
love that show! better late than never
Yeah, fuck the Jackson 5. King Diamond, ROCKS!!!! 🤘
I can still see Jay taking that one sip of brew and then kicking the can screaming GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!😂😂😂😂
Homeboy fucked a Martian once
This takes me back to the days of 7 am shifts after working late the night before. Left for work and grabbed energy drinks from a convenience store with this cranked up in my truck.
Fuck I don't miss that shit...although in my case it was 4lokos and/or monster :D
rofl when ppl double take as im blasting this. coworkers are like u like that im like i love it. metal never dies we just cut our hair :p *u cannot kill the metal*
True
Clerks II?....no...I came here because of Brutal Legend!
Darryl Mann fuck yeah!!!!! and my own memories from 1988 when king diamond signed my hand and gave me free album
I came here cuz clerks2
Funny, since Clerks 2 Nothing But Flowers by Talk Heads and this song go together. They were 2 well chosen songs to go together.
KING DIAMOND 🤘 IS A METAL GOD 🤘 HE HAS WRITTEN MORE CONCEPT ALBUMS THEN ANYONE 🤘
I don't even know how many times I listened to this album.
HellBent me either? thousands?
I bet "THEY" "THEM" know how many times you've listened to it.
Queensryche and King Diamond are similar in their approach to musical storytelling I just now realize. Compare Operation Mind Crime with Grandma
i have always loved this song!!!!!!! true metal!
Oneof my favs in the far past ca 40 years now i think he is shouting in that. I lked his first albums
Its my second favorite song about grandmas
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer they litterly kill the grandma in that one.
Is Grandma got run over by a Reindeer your favorite? Lol
Ahhaah 🤣 epic
@@xaagripha7326 Oh man I thought you were gonna mention the Grandma song by The Frogs, lol.
@@xaagripha7326 Grandma gets killed on this album also, just not this song.
I was in grade school when this came out, good memories for sure.
GRANDMAAAAA
King Diamond with special guest Flotsam and Jetsum / Celebrity Theatre, Anaheim, Ca 1988. What a fucking show it was.
Clerks 2 brought me to this song
2019 and I still remember the conversation between Randall and that Elias kid about Pillowpants... God damn trolls!
Dont forget listerfiend her mouth troll
Best intro ever 🤘😎
ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!
One ring to find them...
More like one KING to rule them all
"No one wants to get their mosh on anymore"- Jay
For the good old years and for our grandmothers who are not among us
"THEY" told me to come here for "THEM". no seriously...
This is my favorite concept album by King Diamond and one of the greats as far as concept albums are concerned. each song is a chapter of a story.
The album "Conspiracy" is part two of this story when he's an adult and returns to the house.
As a whole, Grandma is coming home from the asylum, She's haunted by spirits or demons she calls "THEM". This album is basically a young naive king diamond that respects and honors his elders being introduced to "THEM" by his "crazy" grandma, and he falls into a spell or trance, and "THEY" (THEM and King) kills his sister. He lures Grandma out of the house where "THEM" have no power and he kills her, and it ends with him by police and "THEM" speaking to him in his mind and him getting sent to an asylum himself.
The Conspiracy Album picks up on his release from the Asylum as an adult, and him returning to the house as the heir to it to find that "THEM" are still very much there and he wants answers to what happened to his sister because he doesn't remember it clearly so he makes a deal with "THEM" to return his sister in exchange for the house, and then she, as undead visits him nightly for answers and she tells him his mother and his asylum doctor want to kill him and take the house for themselves, which they succeed, and this ends with King promising to torture and haunt them from beyond the grave.
I think the story as a whole would make a great movie actually too.
“Grandma, who are THEY?”
“Never mind, you dirty little brat!”
Thanks for the *spoiler alert* hahaha!
Tl;dr
Excellent Hippie repellant, would recommend 👌
Jimmy Rustler very true, I had a pseudo hippie roommate, he would play widespread panic and grateful dead, I made him hate king diamond and merciful fate
@@darthsoros787 Another good song is Skeletons of Society by Slayer....or anything by Slayer come to think of it 🤣
As a certified hippie, this album rules
King we love you
You know I don't like to talk about dark forces Randall!
LET ME HELP YOU OUT OF YOUR CHAIR GRANDMA!!
@@madringking1119 LATE LAST NIGHT I AWOKE FROM A TERRIBLE SLEEP... hearing.... unknown voices! AAAAAAAAAH! *THUD*
Every Single King Diamond and Mercyful Fate fan literally cringes at every comment that references "clerks 2". I should know, I'm one of the ones cringing reading the comments.
But ya know, if it brings new listeners to his epic music, I can deal with the cringing!
Long Live King Diamond, and I pray there will be at least one more album!
Like every King/mercyful tune...wicked good.
Hello, there. I'm form Clerks 2.
grandmaaaaaaa , i need moneeeey
I love my grandma like satan loves the old and wicked 🤟⚰🔥
Jay & Silent Bob brought me here :)
The best metal !!
Rj Brasil
These are some of the most musically inclined muscicians you can find. Theyre sincerely amazing at their instruments, and piecing all of what they do into sounds like this. Their music has overatures, and you hear progressions through the song, and not just key changes. Even within single phrases, you will hear it expand and extrapolated on as its repeated back-to-back. And the refrains... Just, fuck.
And then- "Let me help you!!!! Out of your chair!!!!! G-G-Grandma!!!"
Its amazing. The nonesense somehow pushes it all forward even more, and just... the unexplainable nature of this sound being Hendrix, but the vibe is realistically Flight of the Concords, is just... Indescribable. Even now i havent done it justice.
omigosh! randall was soooo funny! It was like....*cue Exorcist theme* Randall was possessed by the demon that is...KING DIAMOND HIMSELF!!!
LONG LIVE THE KING 🤘
Happy birthday King daimond .
Mtv, BRUTAL LEGEND & Clerks II
They’re more than meets the eye.
Hell yeah this song is rockin grandma is poppin
Just bought this on vinyl. What a great concept album.
Did you know Jesus was a jew???
Just...AWESOME
Damn... Mikey D's playing so superb at this one...
this song makes feel good!
Damn that's some guitar playing!
Great things from 88... This album and everyone that was born in 1988 that is 30 or Turing 30
king diamond is the best remember 18is 9
All I see in my mind is Mewes sweet dance moves.
Like, maybe an animal Doctor. Why not me? I like Seals and Shit
"The First of the Fallen, The Spoiler of Virgins, The Master of Abortions!"
You know I don't like to talk about dark forces, Randal
@@ericgaspar1 “LET ME HELP YOU OUT OF YOUR CHAIR GRANDMA!”
GRANDMA WHAT WAS IT LIKE! TO BE ON THE HOLIDAY SITE?!!!
That bass !
What a start of the Solo 2:48
BRUTAL LEGEND¿¿¿¿~??
Hails from northern Italy🤘🤘
And thanks for upload it🙏
HEARING!! UNKNOWN!!! VOICES!!!
Grammmmaaaaaaaaaa welcome hooooooomeee!!
This song literally killed me when i listened to it for
the 1st time..
Guy: Is that the fucking bible?!
Jay: The holy fucking bible!!!!
hahahahha!!
What kind of songbird Jesus freak dealer did you bring me too?
🤣
I like them, man. They're funny.
They're fucking stupid
🤣🤣🤣
Master.....chacalisimo... \m/....
U put king Andy and dee together they are the rush of consenpt albums
*GRAAAAANDMAAAAAA!!*
Now that you are stuck with me you better be my friend!
3:35
Something a little less demonic!
"Get the FAWKOUTTA HERRRE!"
I like your grandma too king
This reminds me of that Green Jello song about the 3 little pigs.
Grandma welcome home... you have been gone for far too long
Is this a dream, are you really back?
Let me help you out of the chair...
Grandma
Let me touch you, let me feel... ah
Grandma take a look
What do you think of the house and the silvery moon?
We are going to repaint the front door soon
Let me help you out of the chair...
Grandma
Let me touch you, let me feel... ah
Wait till you see your room up in the attic
Prepared just like you said, without a bed
You will find your rocking chair and the tea pot that Missy found
Let me help you out of the chair...
Grandma
There is someone waiting for you, now come along
Missy and mother, they are dying to meet you
How strange... she's spoken no word...
I wonder grandma! are you all right?
Grandma' what was it like to be on that holiday site
"Oh it could have been worse but with "them" by my side
In the twilight "they" sang all the old lullabies"
Grandma who are "they"... "never mind you dirty little brat"
"Let us go inside, something's on "their" mind
"They" are still alive, can you feel "their" eyes
Can you feel "their" eyes?
Now that you are stuck with me you
Better be my friend
I dont care what she said this song is danceable
NOW THAT YOU ARE STUCK WITH ME, YOU BETTER BE MY FRIEND!
I don't like talking about evil forces, Randall.
Oh no. Transformers are a product straight from the bowels of hell. The Desolate One. Master of Abortions! The Spoiler of Virgins!
Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!!!
Shut the fuck up, GoBots!
Mickey is such a monster drummer!
nostalgia
better than megadeth....
"You know I don't like talking about dark forces with you, Randall."
That drum intro is fucking sick!!
Grandma's picture in 1921.. ah. Had to leave and never look again. Ahh
Hey grandma, it's good to see you. How's dad and mom? "Yes I've been behaving "
There is none higher in Rock then the King of Rock himself.... King Diamond!!!!!
Billy Zvanovec it's Heavy Metal, not Rock
Brenton Alexander Heavy Metal is a subgenre of Rock though...
EpicBilly Heavy metal is it's own genre now
Brenton Alexander Well yes it has become a big genre itself but we can't deny the fact that it started as more extreme rock... There's the same instruments, electric guitar, bass guitar and drums! And of course the spirit is the same! Rock on brother ;) \m/
Grandma~~~~~~~~!!
That solo kills
King Diamond be like GRAAANNDDMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this song is the sooooooo music art. Montenegro! :D
you know how i feel about you singing about evil forces
the riff!
3:53 " SAI DA RUA GAY!!!" AHAHAHAH
***** :)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love it 💀