r/HFY TFOS

[@midgefidget5796]

Perry Mason would be proud to have managed a case so thouroughly. Even handling it before the crime occurred..

[@nigelnightmare4160]

Here we have the tale of FRED the ultimate "Ships lawyer".

[@johntaco861]

Fred was definitely a lawyer on earth before he somehow went into space

[@lotuswraith]

Out foxed and out maneuvered! Gotta love court cases like this.

[@AgroSquerril]

his law fu is at least grasshopper level

[@alfredsutton7233]

All hail Fred, defender of the downtrodden. Give those lizards the Hell they deserve.

[@greyclydesdale]

This is what's called "doing your homework"

[@AgroSquerril]

that it is

[@calvingreene90]

I love that "Have a nice day." at the end. 😃😃😃

[@ShadoonGrogono]

I feel like, by giving shares in his new company he made all of his captains/crew owns. Thereby, making them un killable in the eyes of the court, for it would be a capital crime. Well played Fred, Well Played.... begins slow clap.

[@AgroSquerril]

this is true

[@thenthson]

Well. The pirates got wrecked with a panzerschreck.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@thenthson]

Fred the interdimensional eldritch tentacle monster?

[@AgroSquerril]

could also be an annoying youtuber from the early days

[@calvingreene90]

Worse, human lawyer.

[@waynecampeau4566]

That was BRUTAL! I loved it! Well done Fred.

[@OrnamentAshRainbow]

I feel like Fred is a retired lawyer.

[@kirkjones9639]

Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional courtesy.

[@alganhar1]

You obviously do not know sharks very well.

[@patrickmcabee123]

That was absolutely killer-diller….👍🏼😎👍🏾

[@SLEPhoto]

Lawyers are definitely some form of pirates, as these xenos learned to their regret

[@calvingreene90]

Would that include partial owners say a captain that owns 5%, officers that own 2.5%, and sailors that own 1%? Even if you move the decimal point one digit to the left?

[@Inufan2005]

Fred was a lawyer in a past life.

[@62forged]

Good one.

[@WingManFang1]

The Savagery was awesome

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Fred is the hero we need.

[@pauldockins9635]

Awesome 😎

[@Terran.Marine.2]

4 da AL GORE RHYTHM! 🪘

[@scotthinger6397]

I really like Fred.

[@Happy-sh8yx]

Feed the machine

[@herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh]

Wow lots of money

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@MARKSTRINGFELLOW1]

🖖💪💥

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A !

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

34th, 4 November 2023

[@markwarrenseadog2349]

ROFLMAO

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A