God this whole conversation was SO frustrating to listen to (still hilarious though) The ENTIRE thing was just a miscommunication between Rob and NL about what the definition of a "sex session" was. That was the WHOLE thing. They actually agreed on every single part but they didn't understand each other because they never realized there was a fundamental misunderstanding. Almost NINE MINUTES into the clip, Nick FINALLY catches on to what is happening and asks "are we just arguing what the definition of what one sex session is?" and for SOME REASON NL and Rob STILL DON'T SEE THAT THATS WHATS HAPPENING. Rob defines "having sex" as the entire experience from the first sexual act until both parties fall asleep. NL defines "having sex" as one 5-10 minute humping as a PART OF A SEQUENCE of 5-10 humpings until both parties fall asleep. Personally, NL's definition is the best definition because it conveys the most information. By narrowing the scope of one "sex" to just the singular 5-10 minute exercise then you can say "Me and my girlfriend had sex three times last night" and it's not redundant and accurately conveys all the information clearly. In Rob's definition, you can only say "Me and my girlfriend had sex last night" and while that definition ENCOMPASSES the three condom usages it DOES NOT CONVEY THE MOST INFORMATION BECAUSE THAT IS LEFT UNSAID. By assuming the multiple condom usages in his definition Rob undermines the speaker's ability to accurately convey the situation being described. For Christ's sake it was like they were speaking two different languages that were being translated by Google back and forth.
Dude, I'm so glad you make these videos! I haven't been able to watch the NLSS lately, and you making these bite-sized clips is the most amazing thing ever!!! Thank you so much, I love you!
@@lukaf5 i mean hes kinda right isnt he? The pizza eaten in north america is nothing like original italian pizza, to the point where i think you can call them separate entities. So if you say pizza originated in america, you arent talking about the invention of the first pizza but rather the version you are familiar with.
If they're married, then you would assume that they have sex anyway. Are you not allowed to talk about condoms if you're married? I don't see what's so weird about that
kylestyyle987 Well, I think it's the fact that Kate's a streamer too. There's just something kind of weird about it. Like if he were to have that conversation in person with them and Kate was there, I'd bet it'd be a pretty awkward situation.
+Ailuri no you're wrong. It would be weird if she was in this conversation. But it's not weird for nl to have regular comedic conversations on any topic, just like it wouldn't be weird for Kate to discuss the same things.
I get what you mean about it being wierd, but that's because NL is being like such a dad the way he's talking about it. Not that that's a bad thing, tbh its makes his gta lets play hilarious
can you please upload the quiplash game from a couple of weeks ago with twitch chat all answers started just being rhyming words and chat completely broke and became "full twitch chat" it was actually one of the funniest things ive witnessed
I'm ok with it, but no if it's over the screen like in this video. It's kind of a small complaint, but I'd rather see the whole thing, not like 70% and the rest is covered by the chat.
The thing is, chat doesn't cover anything important in this video, maybe just number of shots they made. If there is something meaningful on the right, there will be no chat. (or it will be smaller, idk)
The NLSS crew would be great rulers, NL is the strict dictator with a very stable country, Rob is the freedom encouraging democrat, Josh is a relatively normal president and Nek is... Nek.
just use 3 per session for that triple protection. Kappa
it also makes your junk look bigger.
Kate watches this! My life is complete now \o/
K.
Was nl truthful in this episode?
Branko Lekic He was completely honest in this episode.It's very easy to tell when an egg lies. They crack
NL's smooth fucking transition back to the original topic was killer.
This is some good shit right here.
_right here_
These conversations give me life. Rob is fucking hilarious.
One of the best moments in recent NLSS history :D
God this whole conversation was SO frustrating to listen to (still hilarious though)
The ENTIRE thing was just a miscommunication between Rob and NL about what the definition of a "sex session" was. That was the WHOLE thing. They actually agreed on every single part but they didn't understand each other because they never realized there was a fundamental misunderstanding. Almost NINE MINUTES into the clip, Nick FINALLY catches on to what is happening and asks "are we just arguing what the definition of what one sex session is?" and for SOME REASON NL and Rob STILL DON'T SEE THAT THATS WHATS HAPPENING.
Rob defines "having sex" as the entire experience from the first sexual act until both parties fall asleep.
NL defines "having sex" as one 5-10 minute humping as a PART OF A SEQUENCE of 5-10 humpings until both parties fall asleep.
Personally, NL's definition is the best definition because it conveys the most information. By narrowing the scope of one "sex" to just the singular 5-10 minute exercise then you can say "Me and my girlfriend had sex three times last night" and it's not redundant and accurately conveys all the information clearly. In Rob's definition, you can only say "Me and my girlfriend had sex last night" and while that definition ENCOMPASSES the three condom usages it DOES NOT CONVEY THE MOST INFORMATION BECAUSE THAT IS LEFT UNSAID. By assuming the multiple condom usages in his definition Rob undermines the speaker's ability to accurately convey the situation being described.
For Christ's sake it was like they were speaking two different languages that were being translated by Google back and forth.
I mean - Rob and Nick still said they brake they condom once in every 4 "sexes". They are clearly doing something wrong. Extremely wrong
That implies sex is inherently penetrative though. Handjobs are still sex and THOSE don't need a condom.
Next time on the NLSS - The crew teaches a high school sex ed class.
I'm so sorry K8
Well, thanks YT autoplay. I wouldn't have ever been here without it
never take the condom off.... ever
Dude, I'm so glad you make these videos!
I haven't been able to watch the NLSS lately, and you making these bite-sized clips is the most amazing thing ever!!!
Thank you so much, I love you!
8:43 Northernlion: *THIS IS WHAT YOU DO! THERE IS NO IF!*
Nek: Right, but *_if..._*
Is it just me, or is NL the voice of reason in EVERYone of the NLSS debates.
He said that pizza couldn't have come from Italy once and had to be American invention.
It’s just you.
@@lukaf5 i mean hes kinda right isnt he? The pizza eaten in north america is nothing like original italian pizza, to the point where i think you can call them separate entities. So if you say pizza originated in america, you arent talking about the invention of the first pizza but rather the version you are familiar with.
@@Biosquid239 No, he's not even a little right. Stop.
love it when chat is added
this all started because of Mr. Daniel Gheesling
This is hiiillaarrriious. why did i not know this channel existed.
It weird me out so much when Ryan talks about sex like he's "one of the guys", because he's married and we all know who his wife is.
If they're married, then you would assume that they have sex anyway. Are you not allowed to talk about condoms if you're married? I don't see what's so weird about that
kylestyyle987 Well, I think it's the fact that Kate's a streamer too. There's just something kind of weird about it. Like if he were to have that conversation in person with them and Kate was there, I'd bet it'd be a pretty awkward situation.
+Ailuri no you're wrong. It would be weird if she was in this conversation. But it's not weird for nl to have regular comedic conversations on any topic, just like it wouldn't be weird for Kate to discuss the same things.
+Ailuri kate saw this conversation, she is even here on the comments.
I get what you mean about it being wierd, but that's because NL is being like such a dad the way he's talking about it. Not that that's a bad thing, tbh its makes his gta lets play hilarious
can you please upload the quiplash game from a couple of weeks ago with twitch chat all answers started just being rhyming words and chat completely broke and became "full twitch chat" it was actually one of the funniest things ive witnessed
So rob is a lady pleasing machine.
This is an amazing bit
I wish dan was there
My initial guess was 1.05 and stuck with that through the end. I love you Bobby but you're doing something wrong.
That was a very frustrating argument
I don't believe a single word out of rob's mouth.
This is gold. TH-cam gold!
One day Luna might see this.
The correct number is the full box. Go big or go home
Thats just a masive waste of money,resources and fun
So fuckin good especially after the news :D
When you go from sex to oral and back to sex you'd use two
Twitch Chat? www.strawpoll.me/10457493
I'm ok with it, but no if it's over the screen like in this video.
It's kind of a small complaint, but I'd rather see the whole thing, not like 70% and the rest is covered by the chat.
The thing is, chat doesn't cover anything important in this video, maybe just number of shots they made. If there is something meaningful on the right, there will be no chat. (or it will be smaller, idk)
I thought the chat was the icing on top.
For sure, I think the chat adds a lot to the comedy.
When do men grow up tho?
Like 2 or 3.
_3?! 1.5?!_
Misandrist.
Talking about sex? So childish!
That was what Kate said, just so you're aware :p.
I don't know, mom!
How about you leave me alone with my waifus and my videogames and whatever the kids do nowadays.
1:50 wide fuckin open.
coital session
@NorthernLionEdited
You have to make one about maise/corn/tennis from the most recent pinturillo game!
yessssssss pleaseeee
The NLSS crew would be great rulers, NL is the strict dictator with a very stable country, Rob is the freedom encouraging democrat, Josh is a relatively normal president and Nek is... Nek.
Look sometimes it just falls off and you gotta put another one on.
Never factored in for every time people go raw just saying
Duct tape exists, though.
This is how men talk about the intimate act of lovemaking I guess.
you're great m8 keep it up
I change it every time...
could you do one for the episode where nl and nek are playing goofball goals and talking about dad bands?
Damn good stuff
lionBaby
I love the chat at 5:25
yep
28 year old NL is a totally different human being from 35 year old NL
NL denying standard condom safety might be the worst thing about all of this
...yowza
If you continue after ejaculating you can maintain your erection. I think that’s what Rob is talking about.
I'm on tinder so I just don't use em. Ladies.
I'm actually still mad at Ryan for turning this into such a confusing mess of a conversation.
im zero
I've used 5 in one session and throughout the day I used 3 at most
can't find the strawpoll link so i'll just say here: nay
can we get some random stuff highlights any time soon? :3
it's simple-- every switch from another orifice to the mouth necessitates a rubber change
will you do edits of dead by daylight? theres some great jukes and funny moments there
Dude chat's reaction to NL's badminton boi is fucking phenomenal.
2-3 on a average imo.
Silly ryab you change condoms every time you switch holes. Come on now.
Condoms are apparently not as simple as sexed made me think.
this was by far the best convo on the show ever
waxxydeery I think all of the total nugget challenge conversations all put together is longer
Rob sounds like Bob fro Bob's burgers
first
69th
twitch chat is awful
rob is so unfunny my god
says the subhuman degenerate with a doge meme profile picture.
HE DID IT THE MADMAN u wot m8? the guy is an unfunny wannabe who just tries to say shit NL thinks is funny
fucking
doge
meme
picture
***** no copy pasterino. TM
To be fair, Rob really isn't funny at all. He doesn't ruin a stream like Cobalt does but he's nowhere near as amusing as NL or Josh.