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"Screen deep"
I've never heard that term before. In relation to dating apps, that is SPOT ON! Props if you coined that. It just feels so unnatural to me to ask someone out based on a brief curated app profile. That said, it kind of feels weird asking strangers out in the real world as well. It's almost like they get taken aback like "What are you doing? That's something we do over WiFi you weirdo! I haven't even vetted your Instagram profile yet and sent it to all my friends to critique! What am I supposed to go off of? A smile and a first impression?" I guess that's just where we're at...
I hit my bong with every “Yo!” And I’m almost dead ☠️ now
It doesn't look like you need dating apps. You're quite beautiful without them.
What does that have to do with making someone beautiful? 😅
Phew, I'm glad im not the only one exhausted by putting in effort and have been worn down to just passive app scrolling lol
@14:24 the other thing that’s the worst is peeing-post-ejaculation. There’s no telling which direction that stream is gonna go. If you’ve ever seen the movie “Me Myself and Irene” when Jim Carrey’s character goes to the bathroom to pee after having sex and it shoots straight to the side and hits the wall, that’s not entirely unrealistic. It’s slightly exaggerated for comedic effect, but not by much.
Circumcision in the US came out of the anti-masturbation movement. Doesn't really help with that, but hey, it stuck. The rest of the world generally doesn't do it unless it's for religious reasons (Judaism or Islam).
Yes, because masturbation was linked to diseases. It started in asylums. After circumcising patients, doctors noticed they masturbated less. For a few weeks.
Never knew this!
I hope you keep going with Louis CK reactions they're great!
More to come! Thank you!
I appreciate your honesty on the mystery involved each time you use the restroom.😂
Thank god you can appreciate the greatest stand up comedian of all time.
It doesn't matter what the best golfer, football player, basketball player etc did. It doesn't stop making them the best athlete of all time.
Nothing will stop Louis ck in raw stand up talent from being the best
Cracking up at work watching these man! Wish you the best, cuz you are the best!
omg this means a lot to me!! thank you!
Louis ck is my fave. And I love many. This show is on netflix. It's called "2017". The best storytelling show I've ever seen. I watch it 3 times a week lol. Glad you enjoy him :)
Clam quesadilla!!! OMG I love you Mo! 😂
I LOVE YOU! ❤
for female urination, all you have to do is spread your lips before you start peeing and you’ll have straight streams every time
I’m late to this reaction. MoMo, you have the looks, the laugh and a great personality. I’m shocked that you only have 47k subs. You deserve more.
I'm more shocked she doesn't have a boyfriend, holy shit she's perfect
Except for the over the top "YOOO"s
Sideways sloppy joe!😂I love your reactions ❤!
The teaser clip is the wildest😂😂😂
ps. Momo’s pretty hands✨
Dating apps ruin people... seriously.
its soo good to see you. lov❤your content
Thank you so much 😀
for the "dating fatigue"...I can totally understand where you are coming from. I was engaged for a year to a woman I thought I was going to marry (obviously) but things didn't work out. We together for 5 years. I can say, I don't want to even think about going through the dating process again lol. Especially at my age. But maybe you don't do dating apps/online meets? Maybe stick with friends of a friend or friend of a family member...or if you go to church maybe someone from there? But hey, I have no idea what I am doing so...take that remark with a grain of salt or whatever lol.
Also, you are the woman in the scenario, I think you can just not do anything and guys will search you out lol.
Btw, we do not just " shake it & put it away ", cause if available we use toiletpaper to dry it of.! When there's no paper... the inside of our underware is used as a " towell "...NOT very hygienic, I know, but by lack of better... ! Of dourse we change our underwear, ( at least the non-annimals amongst us ), but everything has it's pro's and cons.
Again, great vid, combined with you're always lovely smile : ) Thanx and keep up the good work sweety. . !Bye.!
Wicked beautiful
More Louis CK please 😂😂😂😂
In Quebec (where I'm from) Catholics are not cut. But I was told outside of Quebec that Catholics are all cut.
And no, I don't need to wash anything. I just shake it and put it away. And I don't wash my hands every time either.
To use George Carlin's bit, I only wash my hands when I piss or shit on my hands. And that only happens once or twice per week, if you know what I mean.
As a cut Catholic living in California, can confirm.
This is great *subscribing*
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Wow you are so pretty and your commentary is on point. New channel to binge!
"I should explain that, right?" My favourite line 🤣🤣
When he said "sometimes you have to see your dads dick" I knew exactly what he meant 😂
I like BB and LcK and enjoys your pieces!
Only after a few times I realize that I should subscribe. Sorry for bring weird.-
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Another GREAT video. Yeah, yeah the rule is shake it 2 or 3 times. Or else, you're playing with IT. Well then, I play with it ALL the time! Because 2 or 3 shakes don't cut it. TRUST ME! Circumcised, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Actually had a "discussion" about this not long ago. Where this woman was saying "OMG that's barbaric! Genital mutilation, blah blah blah." So, I knew her stance on kids "transitioning" and I called her a hypocrite! I said, circumcision is the removal of basically useless skin. Something a child remembers absolutely nothing about. I certainly don't. But you find it barbaric? Meanwhile, you're okay with kids getting "pumped" full of drugs. Getting FULL BLOWN castrations and mastectomies? In the name of what? Ridiculous! Anyway, keep up the good work BIG DURRDY! 🤘🤘🤘
You rock.
I like your term, "Screen deep". Well-said!
You are delightful!!
I would love to lend you a jacket :D Keep the Louis reactions going
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@@BigDaddyMoMo1 love ya Mo 😘
Another great reaction. Would live to see an Anthony Jeselnik reaction.
Coming soon!
You own all the colors 🔥
Sometimes there's a "community trough.... like at the Kourey League park ... or something like that ... ⚘
I don't even know why I'm circumcised.
be thankful that you are, Adult circumcisions are as bad as anti circumcision people say regular circumcisions are
Catholics in the US started circumcising when hospital births started outnumbering home births. At that time, American hospitals began the practice of routine infant circumcision, in which newborn boys were circumcised shortly after birth while mom recovered from delivery. The procedure carried on without parental consent for several decades. This is how we ended up with generations of circumcised Catholics. Mothers weren't asked for consent until groups of Orthodox Jewish activists began petitioning the hospitals. By circumcizing Jewish babies without consent, the hospitals were violating their religious freedom. And denying them the ritualistic circumcision intended by their families.
We dont circumsize in sweden, but the few that have done it says they dont feel as much during sex etc
No, once you are done you don't shake. You do a helicopter.
This is the way.
Louis is top tier. My favorite comedian. I just love the way his mind works.
On the circumcision thing, I wish I was. My skin is too tight and I can't pull it back so I'm going to have to get it done. I've been putting it off for years cause I'm a little bitch. Also I'm a 32 year old virgin, mainly because of that but also because I'm quite anti-social.
I apologize for that gross info. Hope you have a great day.
Interesting. I was circumcised at birth, and always felt like my skin was sometimes too tight when I get a really good erection. Sometimes I wish I had a little extra. Instead, I got scars and tight dick-skin! I guess the grass is always greener lol 🤷♂
Man, that sucks to hear, but also theres more to sex than what's going on down there, you dont need to worry about it
At least it's your choice. Not like those poor babies who sometimes die because they rupture a lung.
I love these Louis CK reactions, please do reaction to his FX show Louie it won multiple Emmys
It used to be just Jewish, but then America got on a hygiene kick, so just about everyone in the US was getting it done, regardless of religion.
Hope you're fine. Comedy it to be able to open subjects, say words & sentences that can't be easily said in normal life & Louis is very good at it. I think apps brings women into what could be called "hypergamy", since apps(or internet) opens very wide the possibilities & over time the natural need to get the "best", just never ends. It becomes a "let's wait for the very very very best" & time passes still with nobody to cuddle. Taking 0 risks=nothing will never happen. Facial & general geometry that pleases us, a well balance personality & honesty=it works for real. Catholics in Canada mostly have their skin cut, at least in my Province(Quebec), so now I guess I have to say I'm cut also ? Haha yeah yeah happy ? Pffffff can't believe I've said that to Miss I don't know who ! :)
It's the illusion of choice!! I'm ngl it's challenging and you're right I'm always feeling like "what if I'm missing someone that's supposed to be better for me" idk it's insane. Hahaha good to know more about you!
I took time to think about your answer. No it's not an illusion of choice, you really have plenty of men available, but who would be best for you ? You have 0 experience with him, it's like asking to life an answer that has to be lived. Again I'd say; facial geometry that please you, same for body general shapes. well balanced personality & honesty, all this in the same man. A choice creates a "Y" shape road, once you're on one side, you must give up the other side for real. To make a choice is easy, it's to give up all others that is hard. :) @@BigDaddyMoMo1
i hold my ear to the speker i can bareley hear luie ck but you laghter is waking people on the moon blown speaker i was kicked out neighbors complaining@@BigDaddyMoMo1
🐘, your NY accent.... New Yawk...
My parents are from Washington heights. I get it.
Side note? Your teeth are impeccably perfect and white. Your smile? Infectious.
I find you absolutely, intellectually gifted, and your sense of humor? Off the charts.
Another side note? Sometimes your eyes get wonky. I think it just adds to your charm. LOL
Lmaooo!!
Check out Louis ck sincerely, it’s his best stand up
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i really love louis ck❤
I pee out of a pillow case sometimes, it's not that bad lol
Especially if its a satin one.
I never knew he was Mexican. I would have never guessed.
"Clam quesadilla" hahaha I know you read my posting!!
YES!! IT STUCK WITH ME. ALL THAT CHEESE 😭😭
He looks like that because it's funny! 😂
im not sure if the reasoning is sound. i always thught of it from a point of cleanliness (the origins) if you have access to lots of water, np, wash. but if water is so scarce its mostly for drinking. you wont wash that much and then it can become a health problem with the droplets that linger
Circumcision in the USA was a government thing because uncircumcised soldiers have more health problems in the field. It was about having soldiers ready to go for the draft.
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Im with you on the dating app thing, i got tired of it. i only date women i meet somewhere now, much easier to connect with someone thats not just window shopping on their phone for a prince charming.
Dating fatigue? I don't even have dating lol
In the 70's and up until the 80's (also probably before then) it was common for the men's room to just be a trough. Most places didn't have modern urinals with partitions and privacy and all that (in the rural geography I lived), it was just often just a broken bathtub in the back of a dive bar that didn't even flush and 10 guys would be peeing in it at the same time also using it as an ash tray. Well... That's how I know what all the bikers looked like anyway.
😂😂 fr. I’m not even sure how talking to someone named big dirty about my meat will in rich my life
I love this fucking woman she’s hilarious. Her reactions are fucking awesome.
I don't shake I wipe with toilet paper.
Try peeing when you are peeing out a kidney stone and its at the tip lol. Your sh!t turns into a 360 degree sprayer.
Circumcision I feel is a good deal no spraying one shake drips 2 shakes less drips 3 shakes normally pee free . Here endith the lesson .
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They don't circumcise guys anymore in US either that much nowdays.
More than half of all newborn boys are circumcised at birth in the US. However, it depends on what state you're born in. In California, it's something like 70 percent intact versus 20 percent circumcised, whereas Kentucky is the opposite. Also, circumcision rates are lower in states with higher Latino populations.
14:00 yall don't have rifle barrels like guys do, lol
Not catholic but I am the youngest and only one of 5 brothers that got a circumcision but not until I was 18 years old. My gf at the time had a yeast infection, which she gave to me. The foreskin swelled up and cracked, it was like pissing fire until the procedure.
OH MY GOD. I'm so sorry you had that experience but so glad you got it taken care of. Try to wait the next time she has a yeast infection 😅
@@BigDaddyMoMo1 Well, we are both in our fifties now and I have no idea where she might be. She might have grown an entire loaf between her thighs, for all I know, heh.
Watching daddy pee helps little boys learn how to aim properly. I have two boys. When my wife asked me to pee in front of them, I was hesitant, and then, there was pee all over the toilets. So yeah...I helped them learn. They just need to see how it's done.
@7:56 Then don’t do app dating. Go ask out a guy that you like. Don’t just give up on the whole dating scene entirely. That is not going serve you in the long-term. Get out there and make stuff happen.
if ure uncircumsized, sometimes u shake and sometimes u shake+wipe, but u can wash it daily or few times a day independently from peeing, so that will keep it clean. but obviously if ure planning to get intimate with someone u would do some extra washing prior to that. i would die if i let somebody put da thing in da mouth without it being clean, like i wouldnt be able to enjoy any part of that process
Try talking to an African priest about the logic of circumcision. It's a very shallow subject with no thought.
Some people in Mexico do circumcise if you ask for it at birth.
Taco sauce...............
Ciao bellaaa momooooo hehehege your smile 😍😍😍
Urinals
Since i don't use urinals like, ever, what I do is i just take a couple of pieces of toilet paper and wipe until the lil fella downstairs stops leaking. Works for me.
The civilized among us sit while peeing and DO wipe after!
old school parents change in front of their kids, someone Louis age very likely would have seen his dad and mom.
I read that there're pleasure nerves on the skin that improves sex experience, I'm so sad I'm circumcised, they did it right after I was born, it should be a crime, it would be considered gentile mutilation :' (
I think you meant to type genital but if you meant gentile that’s pretty clever.
I know how young i was playing "TRUTH OR DARE," or HOUSE, or MAGIC SHOW, etc
I was under 10, i started experimenting with girls, so I KNOW YUNGINS these days are doing the same, NOBODY TAUGHT ME THAT STUFF, it was just "INSTINCTS"
I love your reactions to him the best. I grew up in Montclair nj, you’re just like all the girls I dated back then. I love it!
beautiful hands :)
😊 thank you
i havent dated since i was in my mid 20s, almost a decade ago. no wife or kids either so my life is great lol.
First, you squeeze the shaft to get rid of any excess. Then you shake. It's enough. Also, most guys will not wash their hands after peeing if they don't have to. If somebody is around in the public toilet, most guys thing - ah fuck, I have to wash my hands now. Or if you have piss on your hands, which doesn't normally happen. Louis really said some words of wisdom - open your dick before you pee out of it. Every boy learns this fairly early.
Jeez, can you imagine how badly burned you'd look if they roasted you!
We pee together, fathers and sons.
Shake it more than twice your playing with it
I think clams are gross too, but I'll still... uh... interact with them. All good things require sacrifice in proportion to their goodness. Marie Antoinette didn't understand this until the moment she was about to get decapitated. I believe her last words were "...oh." Relationships are awesome, therefor to be in them sometimes you have to eat the stale fish taco. C'est la vie.
Fun Fact: Pork rinds became a popular snack food in America around the same time that circumcisions became prevalent. Just sayin'...in this country you can deep fry goddamn anything and people will eat it.
I was thinking calamari rings... deepfried, salty, delicious...
@@nickcoppola6504 calamari is pig assholes.
Sounds like someone has experience with golden showers.
YOOOO CHILL
I take a piss, and then dab a bit on some TP.
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Feet 5 feet lol xx
Circumcision at birth was started by jewish physisians during WWII. In europe be circumsied identified you as jewish. So usig the excuse that it was cleaner, the practtice was started in hospitals. JEWs are not circumsiced at birth. They are circumcised later when the foreskin has retracted naturally. Circucision at birth is ot only painful but frequently causes scar tissue to form and create a deformed erection.
Circumcision became obsolete to the cristian world due to the new testament.
All the folks saying "it's because of religion, ancient ideals, blah blah blah" are just mad because they have to spend time to dig out the cheese every day lol
EWWWW BHAHHAHA
Yeah you only shake it three times and the rule is if you shake it more than three times that you’re playing with it.Yes I love being circumcised
And if you shake it more than 10 times you have a medical problem. So I've heard.
I wonder if the old ballparks kept fellas from gettin’ weird. Imagine any one of the proud to be angry cult walking in and using the trough or even better the stalls with no doors and spewing their bullsplitch. With 2000 other dudes in there. 😂
oh so you don't like sushi? what a shame.
Well look at your broad taste in the culinary arts.
Wait you clean yourself with water every time you pee
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You're beautiful stop, BF be lining up for momo 😘
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So much work on a dating app? Try being a guy on the apps...😂
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