i was in the stream when he told this story and i was *dying* i don't know if anyone mentioned this, but right after he told this story, Hunter was further humiliated a week after this incident by trying to ask out a girl he had a crush on, she literally said to his face "oh my god, this day could not get any worse" Hunter was ruined Edit: Holy shit this my biggest comment! Thank you all so much!
@nataliaborys1554 when a patient man lost their long life patience, the warth comes not from a man who has no patience, but a man who lived with no anger in his whole life
The worst thing is that he kinda killed them with kindness, like if he did something bad somebody could have forced him to appologice for it, but here? He just wished him a happy birthday, and even if he KNOWS it had 100% ill intent, there's still no obvious reason why he should be punishied in any capacity... Honestly someone able to do clever pettyness is probably more dangerous and scary than any monster that a movie or game could provide.
Fun fact he has 2 more stories about hunter Story 1: he tried to tell a girl he liked her and she said “this day can’t get any fucking worse.” Story 2: he was in cooking class playing with spoons and eventually threw a temper tantrum when told to stop and got expelled Last time pastra saw him was at a McDonald’s where hunter was working as a cashier…
Pastra's personality is accurate to their avatar, which is to say that it's just a funny dude, but also capable of channeling some kind of unexplainable primal wrath when angry. Not in the sense that they simply get really angry, but that they convey it and act on it jarringly well. Anger is hard to explain in words. An average man would write a paragraph. Pastra uses 3 words and some hand gestures and does twice as well.
Honestly, if I was Hunter and had thought about it a decade afterwards, I wouldn't even be mad, just impressed. That was unironically an "all's fair in love and war" moment
two fold one he embarrassed himself two, the paranoia bait YOU'RE a kid and people YOU messed with who you know hold grudges invite you to their domain on your birthday, hunter most likely was terrified 😂
I like to think he came to the server expecting a execution thinking it'll get worse if he didn't come, luckily for him they didn't plan more aside for what they already done.
0:34 - 0:40 Everybody talkin about Pastra's deviousness but i feel like no one points out the fact that here The moment he stops talking, his avatar just GLARES at Lyra continously, like SIDE-EYING Lyra before it stares back at the camera. Idk why but thats so funny to me, it's like Wooly and Amanda
Oh that's my favorite kind of revenge, the kind that requires the smallest of efforts to get rolling. Knowing that once that announcement was made, his choice to go back into the clubroom would seal it.
"I hold grudges" - proceeds to describe some of the tamest shit I imagined To be fair that was probably fucking devastating to Hunter at that age + really concise and poetic, but when you say "I hold grudges" my mind *goes places.*
Tbf, psychological warfare is often way more devastating than most conventional means. Your foe can still fight if you break a bone, but if you break his mind...he can no longer even try.
Pastra would be an amazing grey character in a story: Sometimes he's with the good guys, sometimes he's with the bad guys, and sometimes he's a third party receiving prays for mercy from everyone!
Pastra is normally pretty chill. But when he gets mad, it’s *scary.* Either something ultra-devious like this, or going completely ballistic like the ending of Hello Neighbor 2. Either way, don’t piss off the creepy demon boi if you value your life and/or credibility.
I am expecting one of these lines in this video to be turned into an edit/animatic, similar to the one line that Wilbur makes and it’s him saying “you are a walking second place medal”
I dunno what it is about this style of story telling, where the youtuber/streamer is just vibing on a game, and they're telling a story about a time they got the pettiest revenge on people or what have you, but it's one of my favorite things and I need more of it.
the mind of a cute person is a way to keep the horrors in them away from others. the mind of a scary looking person is a way to keep others from bring horrors on them. mess with any of them and god will not save you.
It's a humblingly cruel mercy kill. Just putting down a rabid bully to let them be reborn as a much kinder person who knows that bad things happen to those who ask for them. Still, I would've just left someone like Hunter alone and saved that silver bullet, that *anger, that petty revenge* for someone who I could share the satisfaction with as I watch as they drop from villain to nothing.
This man single handedly gutted a guy's reputation and ruined their life with one simple and easy move, and to us he's just funny horror game man. This is very TH-cam.
i was in the stream when he told this story and i was *dying*
i don't know if anyone mentioned this, but right after he told this story, Hunter was further humiliated a week after this incident by trying to ask out a girl he had a crush on, she literally said to his face "oh my god, this day could not get any worse"
Hunter was ruined
Edit: Holy shit this my biggest comment! Thank you all so much!
In SHAMBLES
Man is gone
*Reduced to Atoms*
There is no recovery from that
Bro giving Hunter from the owl house a run for his money in who had the worst life... And our Hunter is winning by a lot.
@@franconunez925 LMAOOOO
@@No-yu9jj SAME IM IN TEARS LMAO
This is why Pastra loves horror. He IS the monster.
His avatar truly reflects him
The Australian in him occasionally wakes up to wreak havoc on his enemies
@incredibleike9469 of course he's an aussie
This makes so many things about him make sense
@@General..GrievousPastra is Canadian though
But then again both us Canadians and Aussies are both part of the Commonwealth
Pastra normaly: the chillest person you will ever see in your entire life
Pastra when he gets angry:
“When a calm guy loses his cool, the devil shivers”
@@victorvirgili4447 it's true this time
The scariest angry people are ones who are hard to anger. Like, if they're pissed enough to show it, then they're *very* pissed.
@nataliaborys1554 when a patient man lost their long life patience, the warth comes not from a man who has no patience, but a man who lived with no anger in his whole life
Never mess with the quiet folk (^w^)
“CANT MAKE FUN OF US IF YOU’RE ONE OF US!!!”
- Pastra
If you can’t beat them, force them to join you.
@@etanexsists3086 and then execute them for heresy
I would like this comment, but it would ruin the 666 likes it currently has and I don’t want to ruin something so fitting
@@averagemiddleman1203 unfortunately other people did, LETS MAKE IT 6666 LIKES
He has a point
"No rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide."
He isnt loyal to flag or a country or any set of ideals
This was Pastra's "No Russian" moment.
Huh my classmate plagiarized this line for our shitty class play/drama
Tbf, it IS a badass line@@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513
@@poisondrinker343He trades blood for money
"Thing is, the game was rigged from the start"
-Pastra
Nice!
From where you’re kneeling this must look like an 8-Diamond run of bad luck. The truth is, the speed-run was rigged from the start.
I hope this doesn't cause any fallout between us.
Fallout new Vegas.
@@dayminder7414BETHESDA SOFTWORKS PRESENTS
“What in the goddamn…?”
-Hunter (probably), once the loudspeaker came on during his birthday.
"can't make fun of us if you're one of us" must be the best villian phrase i've ever heard in my entire life
one*
@@boogiesarcade how the fuck did i write that and not notice it
Best thing is he made him join him truly villain thing a great plan with great execution
Peak villainous act. Darth Vader wishes he could be this menacing
But what about, "I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck!"?
"Is he still alive?"
"...I think so." *Looks away briefly*
Oh no..
he’s pretty sure
this video killed me, the background music together with Pastra's lines with Lyra in the background is just the perfect combination
what is the music
How is this the man's only video?
@@postmailer9223 Homelander's theme from The Boys
I was just chilling then I heard the music and was like "Oh Hell No!"
@@TheTexanThumb that's a certified non Rock And Stone moment, brother
the music starting up after "we looked him up on social media" and it being perfectly timed to the *reveal* is some genius editing
What IS the music tho?
@@DaBrotfelHomelander's theme.
th-cam.com/video/a_cOaRNqjvQ/w-d-xo.htmlsi=3_P8cM1gHdaSK_0A
Evil Canadians be like:
Can confirm as an evil Canadian
The funny thing is, Pastra is actually Canadian. He brought it up during Uhyeah's Garten of BanBan charity stream.
@@fraymakerfan3628 I know
@@fraymakerfan3628 that’s why he made the joke
All Canadians are evil.
The ultimate revenge plan. Poor Hunter never knew who he was messing with.
He turned red
His fate was sealed the moment he threw the insult.
@@jackjones2454true
@@jackjones2454the realized it to late
As a Hunter myself, I can confirm Pastra DESTROYED that man.
Fr
My middle name is Hunter and I can also confirm.
@@mattinscratch poopy piss hunter poo poo
As a gatherer I cannot so thank you
God help fans of the Owl House.
The worst thing is that he kinda killed them with kindness, like if he did something bad somebody could have forced him to appologice for it, but here? He just wished him a happy birthday, and even if he KNOWS it had 100% ill intent, there's still no obvious reason why he should be punishied in any capacity... Honestly someone able to do clever pettyness is probably more dangerous and scary than any monster that a movie or game could provide.
Worst part is I'm pretty sure that's why Hunter's love interest literally said "This day could not get any fucking worse" when he confessed so-
Psychological horror is better than others anyways
@@anglepsycho and so started his corruption arc to where he is now
to all my haters out there: find a way to punish meanness with maliciously timed kindness
That's why it pays to be kind: as the payment you get is oh so sweet.
“One shudders to think what inhumane thoughts of extreme cruelty lie behind that mask”
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@@hanstraley8560 tf is that
@@floorboard.25 A nuclear code
@@mishagaming1075 nice
What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
Fun fact he has 2 more stories about hunter
Story 1: he tried to tell a girl he liked her and she said “this day can’t get any fucking worse.”
Story 2: he was in cooking class playing with spoons and eventually threw a temper tantrum when told to stop and got expelled
Last time pastra saw him was at a McDonald’s where hunter was working as a cashier…
Damn. Poor guy. I don't know if he did this to himself or if Pastra actually ruined his life.
Hope Hunter is doing better now.
I have to know: did these 2 stories happen after Pastra got revenge with the story he told in the clip or did it happen before that?
Goddamn I HOPE TO GOD it’s the same Hunter that I know. It’s statistically impossible but god I just want this coincidence to happen….
OH NAH WHAT THE FUCK that’s NASTY
“The worst she can say is no” MY ASS
@@Redder_CreepsAfter. (I think)
“…CAN’T MAKE FUN OF US IF YOU’RE *_ONE OF US!!!”_*
This belongs on r/PettyRevenge because it is glorious. 😂
*Tried, but post got instantly removed*
@@Zadanoire Why is that??
@@Zadanoire Why is that?
@@Alexandra-if1co *id tell you if I knew. I guess they don’t like TH-cam links or something?*
@@Zadanoire Na it's just stinky reddit mods looking for something to do.
Pastra's personality is accurate to their avatar,
which is to say that it's just a funny dude, but also capable of channeling some kind of unexplainable primal wrath when angry.
Not in the sense that they simply get really angry, but that they convey it and act on it jarringly well.
Anger is hard to explain in words. An average man would write a paragraph. Pastra uses 3 words and some hand gestures and does twice as well.
"Is this man still alive?"
"I think so"
Socially? No
900
Physically, yes. Socially, GOD no!
How is this the man's only video?
@@venomfan2020 Good question
Honestly, if I was Hunter and had thought about it a decade afterwards, I wouldn't even be mad, just impressed. That was unironically an "all's fair in love and war" moment
If i was hunter,I would hurt myself for what ive done.
@@mooddood4570 Hey hey, put down that knife and let's talk this out, ok? No need to make physical harm to your own body..
@@mishagaming1075onestly If I was Hunter in this situation I would. Like after this bros social life was ruined for YEARS
Everyday, I fear Pastra more and more.
You now have 666 likes, have a horror day >:) (code for have a very lovely day)
two fold one he embarrassed himself two, the paranoia bait YOU'RE a kid and people YOU messed with who you know hold grudges invite you to their domain on your birthday, hunter most likely was terrified 😂
I like to think he came to the server expecting a execution thinking it'll get worse if he didn't come, luckily for him they didn't plan more aside for what they already done.
Do you even English, bro?
PASTRA after Hunter mistakenly makes himself look like a member of the Minecraft club: “friendly fire will not be tolerated…”
0:34 - 0:40
Everybody talkin about Pastra's deviousness but i feel like no one points out the fact that here
The moment he stops talking, his avatar just GLARES at Lyra continously, like SIDE-EYING Lyra before it stares back at the camera. Idk why but thats so funny to me, it's like Wooly and Amanda
_"CAN'T MAKE FUN OF US IF YOU'RE ONE OF US."_
Goes hard, top 5 anime villain lines.
-“Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”
-Sniper
Pastra is an evil genius.
Oh that's my favorite kind of revenge, the kind that requires the smallest of efforts to get rolling. Knowing that once that announcement was made, his choice to go back into the clubroom would seal it.
Noted. Never get on pastra's bad side
"I hold grudges"
- proceeds to describe some of the tamest shit I imagined
To be fair that was probably fucking devastating to Hunter at that age + really concise and poetic, but when you say "I hold grudges" my mind *goes places.*
me too. lol
I expected them to raid his house for his birthday with forced smiles on yo be creepy
Are you implying you think pastra killed a man
He's not evil, but he did stay angry enough with Hunter to wait for his Birthday to embarrass him
Tbf, psychological warfare is often way more devastating than most conventional means. Your foe can still fight if you break a bone, but if you break his mind...he can no longer even try.
Pastra would be an amazing grey character in a story: Sometimes he's with the good guys, sometimes he's with the bad guys, and sometimes he's a third party receiving prays for mercy from everyone!
Facts
Pastra is normally pretty chill. But when he gets mad, it’s *scary.* Either something ultra-devious like this, or going completely ballistic like the ending of Hello Neighbor 2. Either way, don’t piss off the creepy demon boi if you value your life and/or credibility.
I ll take notes
yeah he is F***ING scary, and to know he holds grudges, oh my
The Aggression in their voice by the end of the story just tells you the shear feeling of victory that they felt from that experience.
"CAN'T MAKE FUN OF US IF YOU'RE ONE OF US!"
That's actually some sick villain dialogue
I guess his Smilling Snatcher persona is playing up more and more.
Literally
Hearing pastra call someone a motherfucker felt so out of place for him, but then the video continued and i realised that just Tuesday
This is the equivalent of being declared guilty on court, and pulling out a *uno reverse card*
Oh my lord I wish I saw this part live this was gold!
That final line was delivered so perfectly!
"CAN'T MAKE FUN OF US IF YOU'RE *ONE OF US!"*
Your Tactics Confuse and Frighten Me, Sir.
_One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask._
_What dreams of chronic and sustained_ *cruelty*_?_
This man holds far too much power
The music got me bad. Pastra’s villain arc has truly begun.
*"Can't make FUN of us, if you're ONE of us!"*
"CANT MAKE FUN OF US IF YOUR ONE OF US" that line held so so much power
It would have been less painful if Clyde munched him
"CAN'T MAKE FUN OF US IF YOU'RE ONE OF US!!" -Pastra, 2022.
I am expecting one of these lines in this video to be turned into an edit/animatic, similar to the one line that Wilbur makes and it’s him saying “you are a walking second place medal”
Ok but, can we all agree that "can't make fun of us if you're one of us" is a badass line?
Everyone needs a friend like Pastra. Chill most of the time, but get him angry... start praying.
I dunno what it is about this style of story telling, where the youtuber/streamer is just vibing on a game, and they're telling a story about a time they got the pettiest revenge on people or what have you, but it's one of my favorite things and I need more of it.
The Homelander theme fits Pastra perfectly, he better be sent it on his birthday with this clip playing.
Pastra really deserves more attention then he gets. His energy is so wild and eccentric that every time i watch one of his videos I'm bound to smile.
“Is he still alive?”
“I think so”
Something tells me he isn’t alive
Pastra singlehandedly kickstarted that man's descent.
pastra is one of the most chaotic people i'm aware of the existence of
"Can't make fun of us if you're one of us!" Goes absolutely insane. The hardest fucking line from pastra.
the mind of a cute person is a way to keep the horrors in them away from others.
the mind of a scary looking person is a way to keep others from bring horrors on them.
mess with any of them and god will not save you.
"CAN'T MAKE FUN OF US IF YOUR ONE OF US" The scariest thing Pastra could've said-
I need me a friend like that. Very convoluted revenge plans? Count me in!
Bro isnt on a villain arc, bro is on a villain CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
"is he still alive?"
"... i think so"
The tone of his voice at the end sells it so much.
He sounds legitimately villainous and maniacal.
This is why I absolutely love pastra lmfao
Pastras friends: “is he still alive?”
Pastra: “i think so”
Lank-man's crying in the corner cause he just got out-villained 💀
I like to believe Pastra keeps a massive Book of Grudges like a Warhammer dwarf
a man holding and acting on a grudge like that has got to have dwaf blood in his veins
Unhinged pastra is unironically horrifying
This is the exact opposite of “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em”
This is some count of Monte Cristo type vengeance right here.
This isn't a villain arc. This is justice at its finest.
All that from mocking him,you don't know what justice is.
@@mooddood4570 You are right, It was vengeance, petty vengeance. And It was 100% deserved.
It's a humblingly cruel mercy kill. Just putting down a rabid bully to let them be reborn as a much kinder person who knows that bad things happen to those who ask for them. Still, I would've just left someone like Hunter alone and saved that silver bullet, that *anger, that petty revenge* for someone who I could share the satisfaction with as I watch as they drop from villain to nothing.
He is a fcking genius. If you can't fight him, force him join you
"Cant make fun of us if your one of us"
*A Villians Qoute*
I'd love to see this animated. This is too good not to be, with the music and everything
What caught me off guard more was when they searched Hunter up.
I knew it started to get good from there
Note to self
DON'T PISS OFF PASTRA
They will ruin your life
The hunter becomes the hunted
Pastra took "I have no enemies" in an interesting direction XD
*CAN'T MAKE FUN OF US IF YOU'RE ONE OF US!* That quote is the definiton of being Springtrapped
Pastra woke up that day and chose utter destruction
This man single handedly gutted a guy's reputation and ruined their life with one simple and easy move, and to us he's just funny horror game man. This is very TH-cam.
Not the The Boys soundtrack lmao
Bro destroyed this person’s day with kindness
at this point pastra should get a comically thin and long mustache to twirl, he's that much of a villian
“CAN’T MAKE FUN OF US IF YOU’RE ONE OF US”
Perfect game to play when talking about your revenge story and holding grudges
Pastra is an agent of chaos and I love it.
As an Canadian like pastra we can be like this watch your back
"CAN'T MAKE FUN OF US IF YOU ARE ONE OF US!"
This line is gold.
This is kind of like when Magneto used his machine on Senator Kelly in X-Men.
This is the best thing I have heard this month 😈🤣
Do NOT mess with the Minecraft club
Good lord that was perfectly delivered
A reminder for everyone to be on pastra's happy side
Im starting to think irl pastra is more of a menace than his OC
I love how Pastra’s answer to “Is he still alive?” Is “I think so”
SO DEVIOUS!!!! Now I wish I could do this to anyone who has ever wronged me in my life!
The way he said "can't make fun of us if you're one of us" sounded manic
Pastra was a god damn menace back when he was a kid! That's the most evil thing I've ever heard!
The music editing is peak! lmfao