Le Napoleon Has Arrived! (Dogelore)

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  • @DarkBuddhist
    @DarkBuddhist  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2389

    Hello :) To avoid burnout from Paradox games, I bring a passion project of mine what tells history in extremely accurate Doge depiction. Hope you like it

    • @jesterstoy4274
      @jesterstoy4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lul

    • @luckyduck125
      @luckyduck125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I like watching hoi4 but this is interesting too, make whatever kind of videos you feel like
      doge history yey

    • @krasnamerah1926
      @krasnamerah1926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Keep varying your contents, DeeBee!

    • @pomeranianproductions647
      @pomeranianproductions647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      By the way: A Suggestion for more dogelore: either the Spanish Conquest of the New World or The Seven Years War.

    • @oaa-ff8zj
      @oaa-ff8zj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pomeranian Productions Both great choices

  • @burinamat6246
    @burinamat6246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    "I thought you were studying for your final exam"
    "I am"

    • @varangiangaming7178
      @varangiangaming7178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @The Paranoid yes father I am

    • @playstationofficial
      @playstationofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Paranoid No, bitch, I'm seeing God PewDiePie

    • @notmenathix4874
      @notmenathix4874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      are ya winning son?
      bonking all Europe* yes dad.

    • @analiamirri6002
      @analiamirri6002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Nikolas Maillis i want to be in your school

    • @floppa6089
      @floppa6089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @The Paranoid yes im watching a dog recreate a war

  • @lesaltyfrancais576
    @lesaltyfrancais576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2687

    "dont cry because it's over, smile because it happened" -Napoléom Bomaparte

    • @stevenlundvall6411
      @stevenlundvall6411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      the english: no I don't think I will

    • @stevenlundvall6411
      @stevenlundvall6411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      yesn't they are tears of rage

    • @abhinavsomani2906
      @abhinavsomani2906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dr Seuss said that

    • @0_Byn
      @0_Byn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Abhinav Somani It’s a joke idiot

    • @frankyboy8513
      @frankyboy8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@abhinavsomani2906 ur mom said that

  • @Fireoflearning
    @Fireoflearning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3062

    Greatest Doge video I've ever seen

    • @darksteiner631
      @darksteiner631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Never expected you to be here, I really enjoy your content.

    • @DarkBuddhist
      @DarkBuddhist  4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Heya big fan of yours ^^

    • @oddityurie3435
      @oddityurie3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my god i just notice this just now

    • @pachagink8750
      @pachagink8750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I found 2 comments by you today

    • @rrramblex
      @rrramblex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DarkBuddhist when next vid?

  • @colecarstarphen8226
    @colecarstarphen8226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Napoleon putting the crown on by himself is the biggest flex in human history

  • @lunddecastro532
    @lunddecastro532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    “If they have no bread, let them cringe”
    - Marie Antoinette, probably

    • @remiestablet-mouries1058
      @remiestablet-mouries1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Largement démenti depuis 🙂

    • @mrbigdotcom1927
      @mrbigdotcom1927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She actually never said that , it was propaganda that took off.
      Actually now you have less rights and free time
      Lol serfs had 200 feast days how many "bank" holidays you got wagie ?

    • @jacobinfier9407
      @jacobinfier9407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was Madame Victoire, the daughter of Louis XV who said that to Rousseau.

    • @DilipKrJha-yb6nv
      @DilipKrJha-yb6nv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrbigdotcom1927 less rights? Wtf you smoking

  • @porter5224
    @porter5224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    Napoleon to the French: I am the man who conquered Europe
    Napoleon to the English: Shormt

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Napoleon to the Polish and Lithuanians: I am the man who liberated you.

    • @mrronron7328
      @mrronron7328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      In France , we see Napoleon as a chad boi who fucked everyone in Europe

    • @SketchG
      @SketchG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Admiral45-10 agree

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@mrronron7328 I always thought he's like a good guy to French.
      In Polish history books he's actually portrayed very positively - as guy who increased the rights of a Third Estate and brought it to other places in Europe. And also liberated us from brutal oppression of Prussia, Russia and Austria.
      Most of Polish poets (e.c. Adam Mickiewicz) had the exact same opinion about him.

    • @nietname2468
      @nietname2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Admiral45-10 switzerland has a Love hate relationship with him, we like some of the ideas he brought, we absolutely hated him and his croonies though to the point that we rebelled near constantly culminating in the war of the sticks forcing him to abolish the puppet government he enforced.
      Also we regard him as a bit daft because hello centralist government in switzerland, are you slow in the head?

  • @johnmarston3820
    @johnmarston3820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3187

    "It was a time of great cringe" - comedy gold xD

    • @johnmarston3820
      @johnmarston3820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Petersburger thanks!!

    • @noclipsmashup
      @noclipsmashup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @fedorvonbock2869
      @fedorvonbock2869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey guys fedor here!!

    • @tudorjurj4660
      @tudorjurj4660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your whole comment is cringe, xD has a effect of cancer so immense that it turns a funny comment into pure cancer, please stop using xD, there's better alternatives, like "lol, lmao"

    • @johnmarston3820
      @johnmarston3820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tudorjurj4660 it wasn't meant to make fun of the video so stop party pooping pls

  • @tjerkvenema3018
    @tjerkvenema3018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1670

    a suprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

    • @kringeynoty2217
      @kringeynoty2217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unexpected,shall be, but a thanks to it

    • @aussiestalin8123
      @aussiestalin8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

    • @browniemeister1208
      @browniemeister1208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aussie Stalin no I havent

    • @wi-xn3jo
      @wi-xn3jo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought not. It's not a story the jedi would tell you.

    • @aycsfvmk1289
      @aycsfvmk1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello there

  • @RoelGJ
    @RoelGJ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    This little meme video is actually more historically accurate than the new Napoleon film.

  • @majorshimada4264
    @majorshimada4264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "My enemimes arem mamny, my emqualms arem nomne"
    - Cheemspoleon Bonaparte

    • @faiz8385
      @faiz8385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao

    • @mohitjoshi2261
      @mohitjoshi2261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Archduke Charles was considered by Napoleon to be his equal in tactical skill, but his brother, the emperor Ferdinand didn't want Charles to hog the glory of beating Napoleon (which he never did)

    • @r3is647
      @r3is647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "In the shade of olive trees, they said Italy could never be conquered"

    • @r3is647
      @r3is647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "In the land of pheros and kings they said egypt, could never be humbled."

    • @r3is647
      @r3is647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "In the realm of forest and snow they said Russia, could never be tamed."

  • @eddietuite732
    @eddietuite732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    House of Bourbon't

  • @EpicGamer-gw4sw
    @EpicGamer-gw4sw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    “It’s literally just feet”

  • @cybersaiyan9596
    @cybersaiyan9596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    an unironic high quality doge meme in 2020?! what timeline did I just stumble into?!

    • @onesnoffledshotgun
      @onesnoffledshotgun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Mate you’ve never heard of r/dogelore

    • @joutakujo9773
      @joutakujo9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maaaaaan you're missing out on this side of youtube.

    • @lolzplayzminecraft1610
      @lolzplayzminecraft1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best one

    • @tritonics3118
      @tritonics3118 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lolzplayzminecraft1610 Eh , debateable.

    • @360Turn
      @360Turn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok hear me out here, if you have Reddit go to r/dogelore, join, and sort top of all time. There’s more where that came from.

  • @laszlohrabovszky2489
    @laszlohrabovszky2489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Napoleon: *enthrones himself*
    -Now I reached my full potential.
    *Proceeds to beat Europe to half dead*

  • @cameronmunro655
    @cameronmunro655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    The fact he was able to beat ulm proves he was one of the greatest generals ever

    • @davidsangiacomo2417
      @davidsangiacomo2417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It was one of the best commanders in the history

    • @ohok3913
      @ohok3913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      nice reference here, I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @PizzaEXP
      @PizzaEXP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Cameron Munro The Great Siege of Ulm was a battle that required willpower and strength and Napoleom won with his doge army

    • @liker-qd4fz
      @liker-qd4fz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      3:47 Leaked footage of me and my 2 friends (Playing as Germany , Italy and Japan) after we beat albania without cheating

    • @liker-qd4fz
      @liker-qd4fz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Whatareyoudoinnhere The REAL great war : The Banat Liberation of Ulm
      Ulm vs Banat and Mongol Scandinavia

  • @descalzitao6779
    @descalzitao6779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2747

    I'am French and I can confirm that the pre-revolution kingdom of France is officially described as "a time of great cringe" in the history books

    • @bobcat7633
      @bobcat7633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And we still have a king even after the french tried to ban him out of his kingdom, but they didnt. Morocco, kingdom of Morocco.

    • @bobcat7633
      @bobcat7633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      French really hate monarchy.

    • @gayfurry76
      @gayfurry76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bich

    • @matheuspinheiro4796
      @matheuspinheiro4796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @HAYAO LEONE what?

    • @fredericbiguenet147
      @fredericbiguenet147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@bobcat7633 there's two kind of frenchmen. One who are royalist supporter of the king and the french monarchy. The others who are revolutionary nostalgist of a dictator.

  • @morganglue458
    @morganglue458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dogepoleon the chad? I though not. It’s not a story the teachers would tell you.

    • @balticbvll2987
      @balticbvll2987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what a chad

    • @omeven5785
      @omeven5785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He was a dark lord of the French, so powerful and so wise, that he could use artillery to influence Europe to create an empire.. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the revolution from dying.

    • @paulfrancistorres7144
      @paulfrancistorres7144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      pompounet Le plus bo *Not from a king

    • @WetaMantis
      @WetaMantis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@steamstrategy7670 Not from a Bourbon...

    • @gdroig
      @gdroig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      h

  • @compote6864
    @compote6864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Le dabbing on Europe has arrived

  • @athena1015
    @athena1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Can we get more Dogelore I mean a lot of this highly accurate history is just amazing :D

    • @spectre_actual6630
      @spectre_actual6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ong this is pure brilliance, I come back every week or so to rewatch💀🇫🇷❤️

  • @FynnZeigt
    @FynnZeigt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Historians in 2020 be like:

  • @Taiyama2
    @Taiyama2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    The more I listen to this the more I appreciate the song choice. Particularly the chorus. "Oh, you're making waves in the same old way! Times are changing, you still playin' the same old game." At first it's a reference to the old feudal lords of Europe, stuck in their ways and with their aristocratic armies, that fall to Napoleon. Yet, in turn, as those same foes who survive adapt and begin to show signs of 20th century-style warfare (defense in depth, reliance on destroying the enemy's capacity to fight over beating him in single pitched battle, scorched earth, etc.) it's NAPOLEON who's stuck in his old ways. He's incapable of securing what he won because he's still relying on the same old tactics. And so, he in turn is undone by the same changing times that brought him to power.

    • @DarkBuddhist
      @DarkBuddhist  4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Thank you! Sorry for the late response It somehow slit through :c

    • @DarkBuddhist
      @DarkBuddhist  4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Also im very happy you recognized why I chose this song ^^ Besides that theres more lyrical references I found very useful, for example the part "Why would you give up" at the end. But the one you pointed out is the most important!

    • @Taiyama2
      @Taiyama2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@DarkBuddhist That damn Russian Emperor just wouldn't give up, huh? Kept fleeing with all of his vast tracts of land. "People should know when they're conquered" as was said in Gladiator. Yet Napoleon in turn ruined his own chances by letting the perfect be the enemy of the good. It's not like Russia could really defeat Napoleon if they marched into Europe proper. But Napoleon chased them into Russia and they had all the advantages.

    • @lordcharles9786
      @lordcharles9786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Taiyama2 There was also the lack of naval dominance meaning they couldn’t trade with overseas nations as well

    • @derel5880
      @derel5880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No of course not, Napoleon didn't always use the same old ways nor did the other countries adapt, they were just too many against one after Napoleon suffered the most severe strike in Russia, not because of the russian army but because of the conditions. If he was to lose battles single handedly, he would have adapted quickly and destroy them back again, he was never stuck in his old ways, he was stuck alone without proper allies.

  • @reginald_playzz
    @reginald_playzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    A R M T I L L E R Y

  • @faro2095
    @faro2095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    You really like Electric Swing Circus for using the their songs in 3 different videos
    You got good taste

    • @Beni01
      @Beni01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you blame him, ESC is amazing. :)

  • @tonyhawk94
    @tonyhawk94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I'm French and this is exactly HOW it happened, the dialogs etc !

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the bonking.

    • @1000eau
      @1000eau ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheNefastor Especially the bonking

  • @historybuff222
    @historybuff222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    This video is so perfect, I love it and can't stop watching it. The doge memes are played so well, and it makes the Napoleon story paired with the music just perfect. I love this vid so much.

  • @Angel-qo3ot
    @Angel-qo3ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    "Monarchy is getting cringe ngl"
    -Doge 2020

    • @bobcat7633
      @bobcat7633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We live under a king, and everyone liking it even after the arabain spring (i think it writes like that idk).

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *angry monarchist noises*

    • @jeanpaulsinatra
      @jeanpaulsinatra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me when they check Prince Andrew's harddrive

    • @alexbattlechief9155
      @alexbattlechief9155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's pronounced cheems
      Cheems b. Urger is his name

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here we are okay with everything we only want Someone not corrupted ( and not austrian) everone is accepted.
      Pls help from Roman empire

  • @gunterxvoices4101
    @gunterxvoices4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Here king, you dropped this like.

  • @elirodriguez4411
    @elirodriguez4411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Very nice touch, using the music form 1989's La revolution francaise in the intro music. Much love. Such woow

    • @apdims2505
      @apdims2505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Name pls ?

    • @apdims2505
      @apdims2505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Music name pls

    • @Serbian_footy
      @Serbian_footy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give him the name or he fucking dies.

    • @historicallegends3702
      @historicallegends3702 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apdims2505 magpie

    • @gastonarce
      @gastonarce 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apdims2505 Hymne de la Liberté Georges Deleure

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Cringe :/"
    *- Napoleon on the Holy Roman Empire (circa 1806)*

  • @fireheadz5063
    @fireheadz5063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Shame we didn't get to see Napoleon Doggo's Exile and Return

  • @cinusforever
    @cinusforever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    That smile at the end: "Wormth it"

  • @ryuyokamikaze
    @ryuyokamikaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    this was awesome I'd totally watch more stuff like this (this just shows that it's you making these videos great and not just Hoi or something like that)
    definitly one of your best works too imo ^^

  • @Kartofl12
    @Kartofl12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    1:56 i didn't expect such a reference. I see you're a real strategy gamer

    • @DarkBuddhist
      @DarkBuddhist  3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I grew up on heroes 3 m&m ^^ among other things like fallout 1,2

    • @realKGB
      @realKGB 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What game was that?

    • @The-jy3yq
      @The-jy3yq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@realKGB homm 3

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@realKGB heroes of might and magic 3.

  • @toddhoward7649
    @toddhoward7649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Austria: mega virgin
    Britain: annoying naval invasions
    Prussia: haha brilliant training go brrrr
    Russia: chonks
    Spain: simping on napoleon till they got back stabbed
    Napoleon: chad

    • @sauronmordor7494
      @sauronmordor7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :)

    • @dyslexicmidget1344
      @dyslexicmidget1344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didnt think todd howard called austria, the country who just fucked they're way to the top mega virgins

    • @hyperm8
      @hyperm8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most Spaniards didnt like France actually, it was just our retarded king who wanted to be on their side

    • @shotakazehaya17
      @shotakazehaya17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Russia ended this whole man's career. 😂

    • @shotakazehaya17
      @shotakazehaya17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Xviper 123 Russian soldiers and the genius of their generals did. ^ ^

  • @grindelz
    @grindelz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    The CHAD Napoleon Vs the virgin coalition

    • @sauronmordor7494
      @sauronmordor7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      :

    • @BaguetteGamingOfficial
      @BaguetteGamingOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Coalition : Nooooo , u can't just obliterate every single army in europe .
      Napoleon : hahaha Grande Armée go brrrrrrrrr

    • @wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674
      @wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Renagadde IKR Motherland is not Russia, Motherland is Soviet

    • @user-qw5sw6yw7t
      @user-qw5sw6yw7t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674 The word Motherland existed long before the Soviet Union, and this word has always been used

    • @JustYKnowY
      @JustYKnowY 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @nikolai bahtin same thing with Charles XII, he never "retreated" from Russia he was trying to get to the Ukraine for supplies. What I'm not sure people get is at this time Russia was nothing but flatlands and fields, and when invaded after the Russians burn everything its literally impossible to get any sort of supply line going that far. 3 men have attempted two of them were known to be the best strategists for their period and all of them failed.

  • @baakshii
    @baakshii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    damn europe needed to team up *seven* times against France just to frickin defeat napoleon
    *RESPECT*

    • @charakiga
      @charakiga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      But Napoleon's eyes were bigger than his stomach, and by dint of snacking on different countries, he came across Russia, which was stronger than him. People talk about wars, but Napoleon totally rewrote the laws and the economy of the conquered countries and of France, and created the civil code, a civil code still used today in France and in some countries, he also created high schools, and a single currency for all the French conquered territory and territories, and invented the concept of departments. He also created the medal of honour, still used today, and gave concrete expression to the concept of equality thanks to the civil code. If the British compared him to Hitler, it was because he frightened them, and they needed to belittle them, the only insult they found against him was his small stature.

    • @icyr0bin-794
      @icyr0bin-794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@charakiga ur right napoleon did nothing wrong, his country was already at war and hated by monarchies around Europe and all he did was defend it
      theres a reason that when he returned to france they couldnt get a single french soldier to go against him

    • @charakiga
      @charakiga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@icyr0bin-794 before than Napoléon became emperor, there was still some french who were for the monarchy, unfortunately there been a really awful period called « la terreur » (the terror). In 1793 to 1794 they were killing people suspicious to be for the king, we think than the half of people executed (a lot) were innocent, but had no proofs, that was « the law of the suspects » (the law ended in 1794 after the death of Robespierre, who created the law, and who got executed by revolutionaries thinking he were getting totally mad).By creating departments, Napoléon told to the owners of the departments to make forget that awful period by making a new face to the France.

    • @charakiga
      @charakiga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@icyr0bin-794 and sure, Napoléon was a total genius of the strategy

    • @mrszmatan2727
      @mrszmatan2727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Napoleon was badass +respect for cucking Austria and Prussia

  • @pickuptruck8802
    @pickuptruck8802 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Covered more than Ridley

  • @Axolotlian
    @Axolotlian 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This is better then the movie.

  • @Icarith
    @Icarith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    One glorious year ago the greatest dogelore video was released

  • @felpz2083
    @felpz2083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Teacher: when did the French Revolution started?
    Me: 1789
    Teacher: And why did you wrote “In the time of great cringe”
    Me: …

  • @Sun-bn7ph
    @Sun-bn7ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Napoleon: LETS BONK THEM ALL !

  • @terrar1296
    @terrar1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    3:28 Man, Russian Imperator was in Peterburg when Napoleon went in the Moscow.

    • @dnietsche-f
      @dnietsche-f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, St. Petersburg was the capital of Russia from 1712 to 1918.

    • @kvs0802
      @kvs0802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And russians didn't lose Borodino

    • @flouy7430
      @flouy7430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@kvs0802 They did, but the battle was so close, this was a "pyrrhic victory" for the french

    • @kvs0802
      @kvs0802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@flouy7430 in russian history books, this event is called "questionable draw"

    • @flouy7430
      @flouy7430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kvs0802 Yes i guess in Russia... in France we dont talk about Napoleon (because people think patriotisme is facism...) but I can objetcively say this is phyrric victory for France

  • @slefle5301
    @slefle5301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Imagine being a French officer in the 1800s just to have this made for you

  • @vladimirlenin8892
    @vladimirlenin8892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I know quite a bit about Napoleon and this is pretty accurate

  • @joutakujo9773
    @joutakujo9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love that you added the "I love Corsica" cup.

  • @adrianshephard1374
    @adrianshephard1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    *"Charismatic officer climbing ranks"*
    *French Crown: Hol' up! Wait a min-*

  • @thatoneguyfromthtoneplace3498
    @thatoneguyfromthtoneplace3498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Absolutely incredible. Spend an entire 5 minutes laughing my ass off and learning. Thank you, I needed this!

  • @celestialbro336
    @celestialbro336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Like: Napoleon good
    Comment: bad

    • @nicolaieanghel3736
      @nicolaieanghel3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Charlemagne best

    • @mirthless5603
      @mirthless5603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Napoleon s u c k

    • @calmcometsuop5746
      @calmcometsuop5746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ra ra rasputin lover of the russian queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee n

    • @nicolaieanghel3736
      @nicolaieanghel3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@calmcometsuop5746 E

    • @celestialbro336
      @celestialbro336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@calmcometsuop5746 even though the replies are talking about Napoleon, there was a cat that really was gone, ra ra rasputin, russia's greatest love machine, it was a shame how he carried on

  • @rickrolld1367
    @rickrolld1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The amount of times Napoleon bonked his enemies into submission is crazy. What is annoying is that the UK just kept at it.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah Nampoleon's kill/death ratio is insane, he'd dominate e-spormts today fo shure.

  • @Adrian-fk6sl
    @Adrian-fk6sl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This has to be the most interesting history video I've seen! XD also 100% historically accurate

  • @shreghellader961
    @shreghellader961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    perfection

    • @poedameron8057
      @poedameron8057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *picture from textbook* | I want the real Napoleon Bonaparte
      *picture from kids show* | I said the real Napoleon Bonaparte
      *this* | Perfection

  • @zalybrainlessgenius503
    @zalybrainlessgenius503 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I just wanted to say... better (and more educational) than the new Napoleon movie.

  • @Chule90210
    @Chule90210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I can’t believe this video hasn’t been blessed by the algorythm yet, it’s just so good

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The algorithm is cringe.

  • @rabidpenguinies99
    @rabidpenguinies99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Amazing. I watched this video probably five, maybe six, maybe seven times, and I just now managed to catch that scene about rationalism between the Austrian Takeover and the Toulon Armtillary Bit.

  • @krasnamerah1926
    @krasnamerah1926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Oh, God
    It's DB Time, all!

  • @NovaFrederick
    @NovaFrederick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    We're going on a trip to Europe!
    Girls: OMG I can't wait to enjoy the beaches of Spain!
    Boys:

    • @alicemanagelo1149
      @alicemanagelo1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stop your gender stereotyping bullshit

    • @cccedric8219
      @cccedric8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Alice Managelo nop

    • @memeperdon2621
      @memeperdon2621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's literally just a meme, what harm can it do to you?

    • @echotrooperechotrooper1543
      @echotrooperechotrooper1543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@memeperdon2621 girls, mystery.. lol

    • @comteraffayn8351
      @comteraffayn8351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alicemanagelo1149 Come on it's just a joke

  • @thomasshaughnessy9023
    @thomasshaughnessy9023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The great general has been dead for 200 years now, RIP

  • @user-ei8po6vn6m
    @user-ei8po6vn6m 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When 5-minute video tells more about Napoleon's biography than 2,5-hour film.

    • @DarkBuddhist
      @DarkBuddhist  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      cause my 5 minute video is not trying to subvert history and expectations

  • @corday.
    @corday. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The perfect history lesson doesn't exi...

  • @raven_shi
    @raven_shi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    *Greetings From Turkey ❤
    & **_This is Fucking AWESOME DUDEEE O~O_*

    • @bilalkartal9216
      @bilalkartal9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naber lan

    • @atillathehun8831
      @atillathehun8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Napolyon ilk muharebesini bize kaybetmiştir🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

  • @loryago7619
    @loryago7619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is literally the best video I’ve seen in a while. Keep doing content like this.

  • @serendal
    @serendal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I'm happy to be French just for 12 years of our story. And of course for everything else.

    • @psmonish8735
      @psmonish8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And you surrended once and everyone call you a surrenderer

    • @julien3331
      @julien3331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@psmonish8735 the government surrender, not the people

    • @Tocci_
      @Tocci_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@psmonish8735 its not funnt its the limit of racist

    • @psmonish8735
      @psmonish8735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tocci_ I literally made fun of the people who made fun of the French for surrendering once dude. Cmon read english

    • @psmonish8735
      @psmonish8735 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tocci_ I literally made fun of the people who made fun of the French for surrendering once dude. Cmon read english

  • @beanmanbutchina
    @beanmanbutchina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Here’s my wife”
    “It literally is jour a foot”

  • @jusufhasimbegovic8016
    @jusufhasimbegovic8016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My history teacher said: Who was Napoleon
    I asked him to share screen
    He gave me host and i showed this

  • @geenobe9941
    @geenobe9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is perfect. Reminds me of the Rasputin doge video.

  • @MaebaraKeichi
    @MaebaraKeichi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chadpoleon was hardcore because he eated pain at breakfast

  • @pinko7429
    @pinko7429 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    RIP Balltze

  • @slav6539
    @slav6539 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tomorrow I have history exam and you are saving me bro. Thank you for the informative and fun video!

  • @Arkturus88
    @Arkturus88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    May the 5th 1821
    May the 5th 2021
    Rest in piece, my sweet Emperor ❤️

  • @beastdeas7250
    @beastdeas7250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    *Bismarck 60 years later: free real-estate*

  • @victormanguy8156
    @victormanguy8156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Napoleon should be chad doge

  • @uncommon_name9337
    @uncommon_name9337 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    RIP Doge Napoleon, thanks for the laughs.

  • @mr.fridge-lego4985
    @mr.fridge-lego4985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can't stop watching it (:
    I watched it 70 times (:

  • @cesaraugusto5661
    @cesaraugusto5661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    By far one of the best videos I've ever seen.

  • @dawidszynol2129
    @dawidszynol2129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    now that's a proper way to teach history. absolutely love this one

  • @jonaszpawlacz756
    @jonaszpawlacz756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's beautiful. I've looked at it for 5 hours now

    • @user-bc5mv2ot8k
      @user-bc5mv2ot8k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But it says you posted the comment 17 seconds ago (:

    • @DarkBuddhist
      @DarkBuddhist  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and the video was uploaded like an hour ago :))

    • @jonaszpawlacz756
      @jonaszpawlacz756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-bc5mv2ot8k someone clearly didn't catch the meme reference

    • @user-bc5mv2ot8k
      @user-bc5mv2ot8k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonasz Pawlacz what meme reference?

    • @JamieTheAI
      @JamieTheAI 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-bc5mv2ot8k Why even bother have TH-cam kids when we will have kids not catching the meme referances and posting stupid comments.

  • @EdB095
    @EdB095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    WE NEED A SEQUEL ON TO WATERLOO AND THE 100 DAYS, GENUINELY MORE ACCURATE THAN SOME TEXTBOOKS

  • @justsmile963
    @justsmile963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:46
    He's literally dies from cringe :)

  • @classicminer191
    @classicminer191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    help did i just find a good unironic doge video

  • @mitchellline3398
    @mitchellline3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is literally my knew favorite video on youtube without a doubt.
    I laughed so hard and love napoleonic history.

  • @limonya
    @limonya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Greetings from Turkey ❤

    • @iman4887
      @iman4887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sa

    • @atillathehun8831
      @atillathehun8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Napolyon ilk muharebesini bize kaybetmiştir 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

    • @briaormead4239
      @briaormead4239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@atillathehun8831
      İlk kaybettiği muharebe bize mi yoksa ilk muharebesini mi bize kaybetti? Karışık.

    • @atillathehun8831
      @atillathehun8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@briaormead4239 her çeşit bizden boşver 🤣

    • @thepny_chasseur_de_tricera5361
      @thepny_chasseur_de_tricera5361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@atillathehun8831 lol jealous the greatest general in the history

  • @barankavlak
    @barankavlak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Finally back buddy!

  • @bonapartienne
    @bonapartienne ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:46
    THÉ CASTLE OF FONTAINEBLEAU
    BEAUTIFUL
    I was here
    Beautiful 👌

  • @darkspirit8247
    @darkspirit8247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is just epic, I beg you, do more of this

  • @user-sg3wp2qs2b
    @user-sg3wp2qs2b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    For everyone who doesn't want to have depression for the rest of their lives, leave the video at 3:18

    • @panzhubnikaz7335
      @panzhubnikaz7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah. After the 3:18 its the good part

    • @AatiNiiranen
      @AatiNiiranen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@panzhubnikaz7335 you clearly dont get it

    • @Raisonnance.
      @Raisonnance. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Brandon Whitworth Spain***

    • @franciscocaballeroramos6249
      @franciscocaballeroramos6249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Raisonnance. Napoleon: No you can figth my army with civilians
      Riego: haha guerrillas go brrrrrr

    • @user-qw5sw6yw7t
      @user-qw5sw6yw7t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am from Russia so this is my favorite part

  • @Spaqus
    @Spaqus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Russia be like: you can't invade our country if there is no country

    • @TheRifild
      @TheRifild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey looks like u got our capital dont mind if we set it on fire just to warm you a bit in our cold winter

    • @mauorenko
      @mauorenko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheRifild вот только морозы начались уже ПОСЛЕ того, как Наполеон начал отступать. Генерал мороз-предатель

    • @whoareyou7399
      @whoareyou7399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheRifild sorry to ruin your fantasies but Moscow wasn’t capital at that time it was just a big city. Saint Petersburg was a capital!

    • @whoareyou7399
      @whoareyou7399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess you missed some history lessons on this topic

    • @TheRifild
      @TheRifild 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whoareyou7399 Yeah you are right i forgot about it

  • @TheMudKip-ff2tb
    @TheMudKip-ff2tb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Napoleon’s solution to everything: Artillery

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe you mean *armtillery* 😁

  • @doggoeatswindex
    @doggoeatswindex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is epic this is the only video i watch since last month

  • @anon9689
    @anon9689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the greatest video I've ever seen! Thank you!

    • @DarkBuddhist
      @DarkBuddhist  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no thank you for the kind message

  • @gilbertthesnail4043
    @gilbertthesnail4043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can’t lie I’ve rewatched this 8 times now

  • @jackhuston5298
    @jackhuston5298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hmmm... despite me being Cheems... I have to admit, it was a relatively accurate overview of my career. @Dark Buddhist thank you for this... You are a good man.

    • @picaxo479
      @picaxo479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Empereur.

    • @wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674
      @wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@picaxo479 MON, on ne parle pas à l'Empereur des Français, Roi d'Italie et Protecteur de la Confédération du Rhin et de la Confédération Helvétique avec du barbare anglois

    • @picaxo479
      @picaxo479 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674 J'approuve totalement cette pensée chère compatriote des Tortues de terres. J'imagine que j'eu écrit cela parce que notre Empereur parlait aux albionais et n'ait donc pas fait ce qu'il devait se faire. La prochaine fois, cela se passera bien mieux.

  • @thepotatoman9069
    @thepotatoman9069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have watched this an unhealthy number of times

  • @alexfernandez882
    @alexfernandez882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this video, can't stop watching it

  • @betervich
    @betervich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @dark buddhist, you deserve WAY MORE LIKES. whoever dislike has no humor cuz bruh. THIS IS SO GOOD. GOOD JOB!

  • @Diegomax22
    @Diegomax22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    People making fun of France in 1940 :
    In reality France's History : 3:10

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This feels like something someone would create at 1am when they can’t sleep

  • @soczystytelewizor7132
    @soczystytelewizor7132 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    still better than Ridley's Scott movie

  • @mukkebu
    @mukkebu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Literally best piece of history meme I've ever seen. Keep it up man!

  • @joda7129
    @joda7129 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The amount of effort you put into your videos for them to not be monetized is insane. You are extremely passionate.