Alien: Covenant (2017) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

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  • @poqqery8950
    @poqqery8950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4707

    To be fair, going out onto the planet with no helmets and suits was a massive logical oversight on the crew's part, even if the atmosphere were breathable.

    • @ALTJ1986
      @ALTJ1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I know right? it's really stupid for a group of scientists to ditch their suits and helmets on alien planet, knowing that deadly pathogens that humans don't have immunity against are out there.

    • @Blade-ix8hr
      @Blade-ix8hr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@ALTJ1986 also how a new model of a robo human is the exact same look as the old one. New Models should always have a slight diff at least. It wasn’t like the ending was surprising their android fight cut out and made it obvious

    • @lordboreal137
      @lordboreal137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Blade-ix8hr because in the future there is no Apple

    • @jeebus2313
      @jeebus2313 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just one of the...hundred other stupid, nonsensical decisions the dumbass characters in this movie make.

    • @razamanoz2861
      @razamanoz2861 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I mean this is after Prometheus, and in Prometheus they had bioscanners that read the atmosphere and scanned for toxins/pathogens so I’m pretty sure they based their decision off those scans. They just didn’t show this in the movie.

  • @yoboisweezy7989
    @yoboisweezy7989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14853

    5:15 no sign of life
    Trees and grass: am I a joke to you

    • @MoraiAxo
      @MoraiAxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Yoboi Sweezy this comment is underrated

    • @yoboisweezy7989
      @yoboisweezy7989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      BKByt thx

    • @Bigbabycooka
      @Bigbabycooka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lol

    • @bigchungus8949
      @bigchungus8949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You impressed me u will get your sub now

    • @kingsly2275
      @kingsly2275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Be smarter to say no sign of *sentient* life

  • @daffyphack
    @daffyphack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5651

    "Oh wow, this egg just opened up. Do you think I should shove my whole head in there, android who definitely sympathizes with monsters?"

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Wait, how did the xenomorph scream in space?

    • @thekaronation7446
      @thekaronation7446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kinda like le old og alien movie

    • @mr.randomperson9900
      @mr.randomperson9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      “Yes human you should, for an alien definitely won’t grab onto your face and attempt to kill you. Yes, they definitely won’t.”

    • @myles3856
      @myles3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@justinvaughn2277 true

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justinvaughn2277
      It probably evolved to be in space, tbh.

  • @HorrorCritical
    @HorrorCritical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5585

    The whole Xenomorph attack in this movie could have been prevented if the crew members were wearing helmets when doing their expedition

    • @orang9134
      @orang9134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I mean then we dont have a movie

    • @Rogue_Nine416
      @Rogue_Nine416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      have you seen alien? because you would know that facehuggers could get through helmets regardless
      we don't know how the neomorph spores and if they could even get through helmets like their xenomorph cousins

    • @HorrorCritical
      @HorrorCritical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@Rogue_Nine416 yes, I have seen Alien before. But the neomorph spreads differently

    • @abigio1
      @abigio1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The alien could head bite through a predator mask

    • @magmaticgames
      @magmaticgames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No One:
      Absolutely No One:
      Some crazy liberal: "If they were wearing masks, they wouldn't have to worry about the egg spores"

  • @jackm7933
    @jackm7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    The second I saw Smollett I knew he would make a 16 felonies joke.

    • @dannysvetlick6291
      @dannysvetlick6291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      It's almost too easy

    • @lesteraanholt2857
      @lesteraanholt2857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      He had it coming, the guy is a POS.

    • @coltkillergaming5685
      @coltkillergaming5685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jack Mumey what he do

    • @RussiHardrock
      @RussiHardrock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Coltkiller Gaming stage a hate crime and other shit.

    • @HashTheGrappler
      @HashTheGrappler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Coltkiller Gaming he payed two Nigerians he worked with to dress up in masks and MAGA hats and stage an attack where he was supposed to be assaulted, get bleach poured on him and a noose tied around his neck.
      He caused a media shit-show, created even more political division and outrage on top of somehow escaping conviction via corruption and connections he had.
      Oh and he essentially made it so that everyone doubts future ‘hate crimes’ as just another hoax.

  • @jamesandthemgiantcheeks2798
    @jamesandthemgiantcheeks2798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    Dude David has the single most kills I've seen in a movie

    • @jonathanwoodruff3904
      @jonathanwoodruff3904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Thanos beats him.

    • @Bustednuts.
      @Bustednuts. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jonathanwoodruff3904 shh

    • @TheeGamingBard
      @TheeGamingBard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jonathanwoodruff3904 well thanks snapped half of people David was like fuck it kill em all

    • @plus_sign
      @plus_sign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      universal soldier

    • @moneybaglifts1944
      @moneybaglifts1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jonathanwoodruff3904 They all come back

  • @fugitivelemon1144
    @fugitivelemon1144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5161

    I love this channel because instead of watching the whole movie, you understand everything in 15-20 minutes

    • @BloodSprite-tan
      @BloodSprite-tan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      it's not really the same experience, while you understand everything, you're still missing out a lot of the fun.

    • @jayhi5479
      @jayhi5479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      So I take it all the subscribers of this channel are not hardcore horror fans. GOT IT!

    • @BloodSprite-tan
      @BloodSprite-tan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jayhi5479 mostly

    • @akosacs01
      @akosacs01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@jayhi5479 I don't like horror movies, but these are fun to watch.

    • @peachybee3883
      @peachybee3883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That Exsatly why i like this lol

  • @eterickstonely8548
    @eterickstonely8548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    I can’t really get on board with Walter being beaten by David. Sure, David has been around longer, but it’s not like he’s got a lot of combat experience. I feel like the newer Walter would have won.

    • @93hothead
      @93hothead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yea and david is in a much better shape than walter

    • @rebound1340
      @rebound1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      And he's a newer model less prone to being knocked out and David was also just a head last time we saw him, there's no way he could have made a stronger body than Walter

    • @eterickstonely8548
      @eterickstonely8548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@rebound1340 I was just theorizing that perhaps over the years David discovered some hidden flaws in the programming or design that he could take advantage of. But even that explanation doesn't hold water, because Walter being newer means those weaknesses could easily have been resolved with newer model designs.

    • @DarthTalon5
      @DarthTalon5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Not to mention they don't explain how David was able to melt his hand just like Walter's., something that kind of required a specific situation.

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I always thought Walter took his "Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven" speech to heart. Let him go. Maybe he'll regret it if we see him again.

  • @Thaction
    @Thaction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4473

    Who would kill more people?
    A species that kills every other living thing, no matter what.
    Or...
    A weird ass robot that has daddy issues and just so happens to hate humans?

    • @thebakeosaurusrex8361
      @thebakeosaurusrex8361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tristan Harris is their an answer

    • @hanslanda8303
      @hanslanda8303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      One created the other

    • @lglopez1
      @lglopez1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tristan Harris has B 😂

    • @anthonyc1377
      @anthonyc1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thebakeosaurusrex8361 there*

    • @embrace000
      @embrace000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just SOOOOOOOOOO happens to hate humans.

  • @Boo-cl9ob
    @Boo-cl9ob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7383

    I like how they can’t show a naked body but can show someone’s guts

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      This is america

    • @icanpooptwiceadayyay8771
      @icanpooptwiceadayyay8771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      @@crimsonhunter7598 murica

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@icanpooptwiceadayyay8771 fuck yeah

    • @zero1zerolast393
      @zero1zerolast393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ok, why do you think that is?

    • @xmonstersnipesx
      @xmonstersnipesx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@zero1zerolast393 because normalized violence is what the government wants for it's people :) that and poverty

  • @spoopy3963
    @spoopy3963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5930

    James: *shows dead body with blood and organs everywhere*
    Also James: i can’t show this dead body cause she’s all nakey

    • @jpool115
      @jpool115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      TH-cam

    • @userhbiron1806
      @userhbiron1806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@jpool115 honestly ots healthier for people to see naked people than blood and organs everywhere

    • @philmckockiner7948
      @philmckockiner7948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Jackinabox shows dead meat 😏

    • @moved4028
      @moved4028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ronan Romano you’re not wrong

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Because TH-cam (and the FCC and american media consumers in general) are ass-backwards on the subject of censure

  • @flubster1331
    @flubster1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

    SO you're telling me... That David made like 6 types of aliens, maybe more... To cross bread them... to turn them into xenomorphs???

    • @littlee602
      @littlee602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Uh.....yes

    • @melboo1179
      @melboo1179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@littlee602 😅 lol

    • @julienlindsey1763
      @julienlindsey1763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      It's complicated, but long story short the classic xenomorph existed before prometheus. David created something similar, but it's not the same kind from the original movies. We know they're different because, they look different, their life cycle is a bit different, and the biggest evidence is the mural of the xenomorph on the juggernaut in Prometheus

    • @nataliealphonse4634
      @nataliealphonse4634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      Ridley Scott genuinely doesnt know what hes doing anymore.

    • @flubster1331
      @flubster1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@nataliealphonse4634 very true

  • @ZombieFighter95
    @ZombieFighter95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3293

    Whoever made this movie clearly has some obsession with people watching their spouse die.

    • @Dylanjjensen
      @Dylanjjensen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Coping with divorce comes in many forms...

    • @GTSyth
      @GTSyth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/L1exVp6OpLc/w-d-xo.html

    • @AverageTexansFan6655
      @AverageTexansFan6655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @myles3856
      @myles3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @lindamooney5002
      @lindamooney5002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That wasn’t the captains wife on the ramp though. it was Faris and Tennessee was her husband.

  • @RAVENVROSE
    @RAVENVROSE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2118

    2017: *Alien: Covenant*
    2020: *Alien: The Ark*
    *Halo Theme plays*
    Edit: this has got a lot of attention than I originally thought. Imma up the trend.
    2021: *Alien: Infinite*
    2022: *Alien: Alpha Halo Returns*
    2023: *Alien Vs Predator Vs Master Chief: Battle of the Rings*
    *Halo Theme Intensifies*

    • @ollieoil5666
      @ollieoil5666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jack-O's Inner FreakShow this was the most epic comment ever

    • @nicholaswang7019
      @nicholaswang7019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      2023: *Alien: The Ring*

    • @_gouda7928
      @_gouda7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Alien: Arbiter

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Alien: The Forerunner

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Alien: Heretic

  • @vlatora
    @vlatora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2688

    "Alien: Covenant"
    Why does that sound so familiar?
    *Halo theme intensifies*
    Oh, right.

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      COINCIDENCE? _I think not_

    • @astrosuperkoala1
      @astrosuperkoala1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dammit it should have been stopped at 343!!

    • @damonwalker2988
      @damonwalker2988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Polarity Berny...

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damon Walker Berny who? More like Burn-Knee...

    • @boomertunes4410
      @boomertunes4410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah. But if Master chief fought David's assortment of creatures, David would have gotten clapped

  • @madspet9106
    @madspet9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    David successfully fooling the survivors into thinking he's Walter bugs me. At that point if I was Daniels, and if I knew one of the two identical androids was not only evil, but also manipulative and clever, I would kill the survivor ASAP just to be safe

    • @Aidan1488
      @Aidan1488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      If I remember correctly she was pretty close to Walter by that point. And before you say "is just a robot" let me point out that most people develop pet-like feelings for their roombas...

    • @zannchristo
      @zannchristo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And after you killed the robot, what? Wait several years to wake up the rest of the colonists, since there's no robot to put you cryogenic sleep, you would have to keep the ship ok, to make sure no malfunction happens and spend several year ALONE in space. Doesn't sound like a good plan now, right?

    • @_LunarDragon
      @_LunarDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@zannchristo So, you’re suggesting that trusting our fates(and the colonists) to a potentially killer robot, that hates humans, is the _better_ option?

    • @zannchristo
      @zannchristo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@_LunarDragon considering that the other option is to probably die of starvation (We don't know if they go food since the robot is the one awake), go crazy because of the isolation (god knows how many years in space with nothing to do) face up with a problem on the ship that you cannot fix (since the robot is the one programmed to deal with the ship, I highly doubt they would have a manual with everything about the ship, but even if it has, what if it's something only a robot could do?) etc, etc, etc that might go wrong with you and/or the ship, making the changes of total catastrophe higher and higher with every scenario, actively putting our fates and the colonists in certain danger, yes, I kinda think that is the better option

    • @ProfChaos1985
      @ProfChaos1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You wouldn't kill him, but you would do the knockout thing. It might work on David, but definitely doesn't work on Walter.

  • @evanvalenta1898
    @evanvalenta1898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    >And those 16 felony charges
    Easy there James, you'll send someone to the burn ward.

    • @cootcatify
      @cootcatify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I almost choked on my cereal, i was not expecting that😂

    • @yaldabaoth2
      @yaldabaoth2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      At least that burn would have been real.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@honestdave how’s the cope tasting, chud 😂😂

  • @erabon3441
    @erabon3441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    10:00 okay but can we appreciate the seamless, one-shot masterpiece that the full scene is? Not to mention one actor performing the same-ish character with wildly different personas, psyches and mannerisms. Plus the music is a reference to the Prometheus score.

  • @savannaandrews9886
    @savannaandrews9886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1495

    None of this ever would have happened if they would have just listened to her and NOT gone to planet 4

    • @alexkarver1716
      @alexkarver1716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Well you gotta love white people in horror movies 😂😂

    • @anthonyjohnson9106
      @anthonyjohnson9106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alexkarver1716 😂😂😂

    • @angelcarlos8041
      @angelcarlos8041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well there's no alien covenent if they avoided the planet

    • @savannaandrews9886
      @savannaandrews9886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nico I know that, that’s a good thing

    • @dirtydan8856
      @dirtydan8856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Giving advice in retrospect doesn’t really work when they had no way of knowing.

  • @clarinetangel99
    @clarinetangel99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Gotta say: Michael Fassbender plays some bad-ass villains! First Magneto, and now David!

  • @PrehistoricLEGO
    @PrehistoricLEGO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Fun fact: in the prologue video The Last Supper, James Franco’s character actually reveals to be kind of sick, and he actually says he’s *burning up*
    Cheeky little foreshadowing from Mr. Scott, I thought it was a nice touch to those who watched those clips that never got to be part of the movie

  • @GreatOldOne9866
    @GreatOldOne9866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1750

    I actually find it interesting that the first chest burster was a small version of the Xenomorph, because I can presume that they evolve differently overtime.

    • @GTSyth
      @GTSyth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/L1exVp6OpLc/w-d-xo.html

    • @julienlindsey1763
      @julienlindsey1763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      The xenomorph we see in Covenant isn't actually the same species as the one we know from past movies. David created something similar, but we know the classic xenomorph was around before this because of the mural of the xenomorph on the juggernaut in Prometheus

    • @spunk3787
      @spunk3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@julienlindsey1763 Its called a protomorph

    • @leagueofdead569
      @leagueofdead569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@julienlindsey1763 I've had that the mural is of the deacon not the xenomorph.

    • @julienlindsey1763
      @julienlindsey1763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@leagueofdead569 the deacon was created through extremely specific circumstances. I don't see that being repeated commonly enough for engineers to create murals of them

  • @pinkstrawthealicornchangel2908
    @pinkstrawthealicornchangel2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    8:35
    *Neomorph used tail whip*
    *ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE*

    • @idioticgamesincorporated3567
      @idioticgamesincorporated3567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hek off

    • @random_z9585
      @random_z9585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@idioticgamesincorporated3567 stop being this kind of person.

    • @gracecox4961
      @gracecox4961 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      James: shows dead body with blood and organs everywhere
      Also James: i can’t show this dead body cause she’s all nakey

    • @russingaming336
      @russingaming336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah it used iron tail on ankor it's super effective

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gracecox4961 TH-cam, amirite

  • @Vampshroom420
    @Vampshroom420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

    honestly this video was more enjoyable than when i actually watched the movie.

    • @poperaymond431
      @poperaymond431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And then there’s Prometheus, the most boring of them all

    • @leagueofdead569
      @leagueofdead569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fucking hell I hate people like you. I'm tired of people acting like this movie is actually bad. If you think this is bad then you have never seen a bad movie.

    • @rickrogan2355
      @rickrogan2355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@leagueofdead569 Not saying its bad, I just found it boring.

    • @anonymouswombat8538
      @anonymouswombat8538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@leagueofdead569 there is no need to experience such animosity mate. The movie is not... "Bad".
      BUT. It wants to have a pseudo intellectual tone, wich is cemented on many allegories to biblic passages, and maybe some "paradise lost" feels (the creation rebels against its creator) wich is not that original, and Michael Fassbender's perfomance helps to sell it a bit (he does the heavy lifting for sure here) but it doesnt compensate for its formulaic nature, and comes as kind of pretentious, and its an idea that has already been done, and done better. Blade runner and Jurassic Park, for example, one centered in the idea of identity and self-awareness, and the other in man not being able to control "nature".
      The CGI in the aliens looks kind of bad, all characters safe for David are stupid and/or generic and/or plain bland, and the actors playing them dont sell it either. The plot is engaged after stupid acts and decisions.
      Its not a"bad" movie, but sure as hell its not a "good" one either. And i just listed a couple of arguments to support that.
      After Prometheus (wicht IS a bad movie, with quality production and some good actors but with such atrocius writing that its just bad) the goodwill of fans was nonexistent, and i think people just expects so much more of Ridley. These two movies feel uninspired, unnecesary cashgrabs to be honest.
      Take care

    • @jamescoyne4559
      @jamescoyne4559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny how that works isn’t it…

  • @kronos1305
    @kronos1305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Well.. If u would be counting Engineers, then Alien: Covenant would be the new kill record holder 😂😂

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Jason X, that colony ship supposedly had millions too.
      That wasn’t actually the engineer home-planet, just an outpost. So that city might have been all there was to kill.

    • @Ironbaby08
      @Ironbaby08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah for ever

    • @kronos1305
      @kronos1305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cjwrench07 that was supposedly but we see actual engineer bodies in Covenant

    • @FlamingoRadio_
      @FlamingoRadio_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha yea that's the joke he made in the last one…

    • @brtzwinkls3984
      @brtzwinkls3984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If only he had to count all of them😂

  • @JadedOne420
    @JadedOne420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    *Alternate Titles*
    David: The Last Fast Bender
    Let's Be Franco: How to Get Baked in Your HyperSleep Pod (Pilot)
    Alien Spaceballs: The Stupidest XenoMorph Forgets His Tiny Hat and Cane

    • @tpags7398
      @tpags7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Continued,
      Alien Death Party pt.2
      How to conduct an Auto tracheotomy

    • @comedian2029
      @comedian2029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is so underrated

    • @iiiSpecialist
      @iiiSpecialist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lame

    • @purplewatevers5439
      @purplewatevers5439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The spaceballs one is funny to me😂

  • @juanjomanson2756
    @juanjomanson2756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    *DROIDY FIGHT*
    God I love this man

    • @jacksonangley8163
      @jacksonangley8163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *DROIDY FIGHT* is almost as good as *P R E D D Y F I G H T*

    • @crosshairs7334
      @crosshairs7334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacksonangley8163 I love it when he says that

  • @pengwn1921
    @pengwn1921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    19:15 You had such an opportunity to call this a jawbreaker.

  • @lltro
    @lltro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    "At my old school we didn't infect people through there ear pores" okkkkk

    • @420bakedLizard
      @420bakedLizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It was a refrence to magic school bus

    • @lltro
      @lltro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@420bakedLizard I know

    • @josenitwit4747
      @josenitwit4747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see three ks in the ok

    • @lltro
      @lltro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@josenitwit4747 there is 5

    • @quangtran5024
      @quangtran5024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok first nobody had ever done that,that’s just weird,plus WHAT DO U MEAN OLD SCHOOL?!?!,well my friends got infected but they had to kill him and replace it’s rip thingy

  • @tturnerr8072
    @tturnerr8072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    16:11 didn’t realize the face in the mountain lol

    • @zomb_rand0m16
      @zomb_rand0m16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone else saw it?!

    • @Burstify
      @Burstify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It took awhile to see it clearly xD

    • @colehatch1399
      @colehatch1399 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TTurnerr lol

    • @stephenadair7708
      @stephenadair7708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      16:09

    • @SkyeanaisAyris
      @SkyeanaisAyris 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I didn’t realise at first until I saw this comment

  • @exkelsior1486
    @exkelsior1486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    I love the idea of having a religious character in a futuristic world. It's fascinating and very realistic characterization you never see. I didn't see this movie, so it doesn't really look like they did too much with it, but still very interesting.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You never see? It was one of the narrative centres of Prometheus, lifted wholesale and transplanted into this.

    • @schibleh531
      @schibleh531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It doesn't sound all that rare to me if I am being honest.

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I find it surprising. Religion is dying off in developed countries as the 'God of the gaps' gets smaller and smaller. Cults on the other hand will probably survive in different forms. Which is all religion is anyway. I don't know who said it but the formula is: Cult + Time = Religion

    • @toceeno874
      @toceeno874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ctakitimu ok

    • @FOAB-Carlos
      @FOAB-Carlos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ctakitimu . not in European countries such as Russia.

  • @kevinthekid9623
    @kevinthekid9623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    5:18 “No birds no animals no nothing”
    Vegetation: am I a joke to you?

  • @jasonvoorhees310
    @jasonvoorhees310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Can you imagine Ripley's reaction to finding out that an android is responsible for creating "The Alien". She fucking hates synthetic humans son. The irony is crazy. Full circle.

    • @coramunro85
      @coramunro85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The engineers are the creators of the Alien.

    • @jasonvoorhees310
      @jasonvoorhees310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@coramunro85 No their not. Alien Covenant told us that. It told us a fuckin robot is responsible for the Xenomorphs we've come yo know and love.

    • @coramunro85
      @coramunro85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@jasonvoorhees310 no, David researches the work of the engineers and create his own version of the Alien. Read the book.

    • @jasonvoorhees310
      @jasonvoorhees310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@coramunro85 I'm going by what the film told me. And in the cinematic universe an android made the Xenomorphs. Novel's and comics aren't connected to the cinematic universe.

    • @coramunro85
      @coramunro85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@jasonvoorhees310 Thr film doesn´t tell you David is the creator of THE Alien. That is your interpretation.
      The book is also based on the script.
      Oh, and you can see a xenomorph in the relief in Prometheus 😉

  • @K-O-M
    @K-O-M 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Morning routine
    1. Wake up
    2. See that dead meat posted
    3. Get ready for school and watch a new kill count
    it’s kinda a tradition

    • @Blucoupe
      @Blucoupe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Facts

    • @timmy2tone469
      @timmy2tone469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had school off

    • @Unused25363
      @Unused25363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I cant go to school

    • @MemeMan99
      @MemeMan99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kenyah's World he uploads twice a week....

    • @braydendwyer5104
      @braydendwyer5104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @CapsLockKeyon
    @CapsLockKeyon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    It's official, as I sit here with my Dead Meat logo tee on at work, I have 100% watched every Kill Count to date. Discovered these like 2-3 weeks ago and fell in love with the channel.

    • @Poison_Spider8
      @Poison_Spider8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CapsLockKeyon same!

    • @mistynight8360
      @mistynight8360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CapsLockKeyon
      I literally found it a few month ago and I already watched all of his videos OWO

    • @javjess2005
      @javjess2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have been watching since his last friday the 13th video. I love this guy so damn much.

    • @snowspriggan2218
      @snowspriggan2218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now its time for the podcast!!!

    • @enderwiggins8248
      @enderwiggins8248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly the same. I don’t even love horror movies that much, I just love the humor and personality

  • @raphaelbiello9095
    @raphaelbiello9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    i respect how you have so many rules for the kill counts even though we will go with whatever u count as a kill! great work brother

  • @Kevinlord93
    @Kevinlord93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    The Jussie Smollett joke was absolute savagery.

    • @brokeboichris4733
      @brokeboichris4733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I like how James is like "and 16 felony charges."

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh yeah.

    • @nyauggetsauce5447
      @nyauggetsauce5447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Actually made me subscribe.

    • @myles3856
      @myles3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It do be like that

    • @5ryans
      @5ryans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And now he has been found guilty

  • @CCBeZ17
    @CCBeZ17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    *Micheal Fassbender during the Android Fight scene*
    Director: Micheal? What are you doing?
    Fassbender: I'm....kicking my ass, DO YA MIND!?!?!

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Definitely remember that.

    • @bbbbBeaver
      @bbbbBeaver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love a good Liar Liar reference

  • @i_saiiko
    @i_saiiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Finished all my classwork, James releases a new video, timing couldn't be better

    • @dr_thndr
      @dr_thndr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah same

    • @GamingKillCount
      @GamingKillCount 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothin' like waking up a fresh video of quantitating murder. *Folgers theme plays* "The best part of waking up is Fo-- WELCOME TO THE KILL COUNT!"

    • @robloxgaming1486
      @robloxgaming1486 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why hello there

    • @yourordinarytwathere8789
      @yourordinarytwathere8789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont care about no timing ’cause we got so much classwork i aint never finishing it all

    • @noahcm8398
      @noahcm8398 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao I have a free period yeet

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I actually really like the Deacons, Neomorphs and Protomorphs as ancestral species to xenomorphs

    • @skeletoninawheelchair3338
      @skeletoninawheelchair3338 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      thing is they aren't, since the original xenos are found on an engineer ship in the first movie, which crashed on that planet centuries if not a millennia before prometheus and covenant, I honestly think Ridley Scott has no fucking idea what his doing anymore since the timeline makes no bloody sense

    • @kit_ts6087
      @kit_ts6087 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@skeletoninawheelchair3338Prometheus and Covenant are prequels so how the hell would they be after alien 1

    • @therizzler0609
      @therizzler0609 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kit_ts6087the dude is just damn stupid leave it

    • @FillmGeekOfDoom
      @FillmGeekOfDoom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@kit_ts6087 Covenant is set 18 years before the Nostromo arriving at LV-426 and that ship is out elsewhere. And did you not read the post you are replying it? Also, Prometheus WAS originally going to be set on LV-426 in the original script (which is WAY better than the movie we got) but it was changed because Ridley Scott, being the moron he is, butted heads with the wirer over making it a direct prequel.

    • @agentkenobii
      @agentkenobii 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@FillmGeekOfDoomRidley Scott, also made the original Alien dipshit.

  • @RunnyElephant44
    @RunnyElephant44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    They couldn’t pay for the whole movie with James Franco in it so they had him die early

    • @NeroSonOfVergil101
      @NeroSonOfVergil101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That's what's funny about Alien

    • @lancehernandez1044
      @lancehernandez1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Alice from Friday the 13th part 2: am I a joke to you

    • @GTSyth
      @GTSyth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/L1exVp6OpLc/w-d-xo.html

    • @claires1063
      @claires1063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We missed out on a Saul and Red reunion.

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nonzero HyperX too bad reporting as spam never seems to do anything : /

  • @shingleberry6707
    @shingleberry6707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Something that bothers me is so far all the androids names were alphabetical, A B C and D, but then they jump the gun and go straight to W with Walter

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I think that implies a lot more models were made in between David and Walter that we simply don't see

    • @samthevole
      @samthevole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Walter is 4th from last in the alphabet and David is 4th from first, I think it was done purposefully to show how starkly they contrast eachother.

    • @shingleberry6707
      @shingleberry6707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@samthevole thanks, my mind has been successfully blown, amazing analysis

    • @pilotwhaleproductions5880
      @pilotwhaleproductions5880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But the timeline goes:
      David
      Walter
      Ash
      Bishop
      Call

    • @Souzu21
      @Souzu21 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know I'm a year and change late to this discussion, but we shouldn't forget Annalee Call (Winona Ryder's character) from Alien Resurrection. I know she's second-gen, but she's still a significant synthetic character.

  • @sfgiants9725
    @sfgiants9725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3289

    This movie is actually pretty solid for the reputation it has.

    • @tonk3878
      @tonk3878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      I think so too, I do not understand some common criticisms.

    • @Dino-Kupinic
      @Dino-Kupinic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      people only know to complain. if something is good they wont complain and say nothing

    • @johncarlocesista7441
      @johncarlocesista7441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I think it's the fact that Dr. shaw died thqt pissed off the critics. They think this is a damn fairytale who has lots of plot armor for the protagonists.

    • @gbreeze99
      @gbreeze99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I enjoyed it, but I definitely feel like Michael Fassbender carried this movie. No one else really stood out

    • @cooperhutson7869
      @cooperhutson7869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No

  • @tankardofoj831
    @tankardofoj831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I'm convinced Michael Fassbender is actually an android, no one is that good looking and good at acting without being put through some kind of algorithm

    • @wubbinz
      @wubbinz ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he acts like hes witnessed WWI dude

  • @theboogaloo6906
    @theboogaloo6906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    What came first the queen or the egg?
    Answer: Neither, David did

  • @7734_
    @7734_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I always love the happy flowy music on the background

  • @theprodigy9100
    @theprodigy9100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    16:11 we not gonna talk about that face in the mountain?

    • @sova1235
      @sova1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      holy shit i didnt notice that

    • @Lung-Stealer
      @Lung-Stealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scp-096?!

    • @bignasty1429
      @bignasty1429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lung-Stealer shy guy? How?

    • @BARUtubbig
      @BARUtubbig 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Part of the Engineers' city. Is shown often

    • @izaiahplayz4376
      @izaiahplayz4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did i not see it even tho i watched this 45 times literally

  • @inevitable48
    @inevitable48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Dang it James. You counted the 47 colonists here but not the miners in Escape Room even though we see a body and get an exact number! I need consistency! Jk you are great.

  • @warfare1101
    @warfare1101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Ridley Scott himself addmitted that this was not meant to be a Xenomorph

    • @ummart._.1335
      @ummart._.1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It's a protomorph, I think.

    • @Megaproductions302
      @Megaproductions302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WarfareLegend thats what happens when fans ruin movies.

    • @jamushigdamus1142
      @jamushigdamus1142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@pandaath First of all, you're several months late. Second of all, you call someone else a retard with the weakest counterargument of all time. It's super annoying when keyboard warriors like you go around insulting anyone they don't agree with. Get a life.

    • @jordangarcia465
      @jordangarcia465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jamushigdamus1142 Now I'm intrigued to know what this guy said. Judging by your response probably something equally stupid and amusing?

    • @jimmymoore1675
      @jimmymoore1675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jordangarcia465 he got James he changed his name

  • @jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73
    @jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Flashbacks to when I first saw a kill count, the classic alien

  • @lordtachanka5543
    @lordtachanka5543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    3:06 Captain Branson was not An Impostor.

    • @greendinosaur562
      @greendinosaur562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lord Tachanka exactly what I sorted by new to find

    • @pokerface4
      @pokerface4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That android fella kinda sus

    • @Rexy-kun
      @Rexy-kun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      17:59 *The Xenomorph was the Impostor*

    • @neotheshadowwarrior4082
      @neotheshadowwarrior4082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      P O L U S

    • @randomizervidz5449
      @randomizervidz5449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I saw that and ran to the comments then I gave you your 99th like

  • @Manchesterboyyy
    @Manchesterboyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This desperately needs a sequel

    • @josephkissel6062
      @josephkissel6062 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah. It needs to be nuked from orbit ... There's only four "Alien" movies; two of them are great; one is moody boring trash and the other is a fun and interesting mishmash of ideas that doesn't really add up to much in the end unfortunately.

    • @blonkonups
      @blonkonups ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@josephkissel6062 never call resurrection fun and interesting again 🙏

    • @itzpayday1238
      @itzpayday1238 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alien Romulus

    • @devyansh69
      @devyansh69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@itzpayday1238 It's not a sequel

  • @jameshill4589
    @jameshill4589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    14 choice nominations and 16 felony charges.
    Dude, you're funny.

    • @greybayles7955
      @greybayles7955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its nice to have something to agree on with people that are politically opposite from me. Like if im ever in an uncomfortable political conversation with someone i can just be like "haha Jussie Smollets a scumbag right" and instantly have common ground with someone.

    • @FlareTheFolf
      @FlareTheFolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greybayles7955 because of his hate crime staging, not Republicans hate the staging as it's was being use for political gains, but Democrats also hate it as now actual hate crime will be ignored more often because of the possibility of it being staged

  • @silentphotographer117
    @silentphotographer117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Lmao.." Jesus wtf is that nutcracker looking thing dude.."

  • @fowlface8424
    @fowlface8424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Walter should’ve won that fight he’s updated

    • @a_cats
      @a_cats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      but david got a knife

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      David is a replicant, Walter is an android.

    • @a_cats
      @a_cats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@sorrenblitz805 If david was a replicant, he would have been affected by the black goo

    • @ryanotte6737
      @ryanotte6737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      David probably fought dirty, that bastard.

    • @smlchristian3
      @smlchristian3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He had the best armor ever known to man. PLOT ARMOR.

  • @christianblair8663
    @christianblair8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Tbh, I hope that the last movie in the trilogy is actually about the colony on LV-426, the place where an actual Xenomorph Queen was formed and Newt was the sole survivor. The way the original Aliens presented the Colony in utter chaos and the bodies trapped in the Hive gives food to imagination.

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I keep thinking maybe the Deacon from Prometheus will become the original Queen, maybe? Or a rival species?

  • @callmeastaire5700
    @callmeastaire5700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    "And 16 felony charges"
    LMAO

    • @patrickkanas3874
      @patrickkanas3874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shots fired

    • @thevideogamehunger0134
      @thevideogamehunger0134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@patrickkanas3874 7:09 What is the difference between a Nelmorph and a Xenomorph.

    • @Emeowy
      @Emeowy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thevideogamehunger0134 xenomorph is a more advanced variant i think

  • @justinbel68
    @justinbel68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    All the robots in the Alien franchise
    Ash
    Bishop
    Call
    David
    Walter
    They were doing this in the style of the alphabet until now

    • @kevinkrupski246
      @kevinkrupski246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Except that W is the forth to last letter in the alphabet, basically it's D's opposite much like how Walter is Davids.

    • @Logholic2
      @Logholic2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let’s call him Erik

    • @crimsongameplays7512
      @crimsongameplays7512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bread Boi How about Eliot instead!

    • @thelegendaryhusquin9906
      @thelegendaryhusquin9906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You gotta admit, though, its in alphabetical order

    • @justinbel68
      @justinbel68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feathers
      Gregory
      Hiram
      Ivan
      James
      Knight
      Liam
      Moore
      Natalie
      Oliver
      Penelope
      Quinn
      Retina
      Saturn
      Tyler
      Ulysses
      Venus
      Walter
      Xeno
      Yards
      Zackary

  • @Craiguuu
    @Craiguuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Although the actual golden chainsaw was good, I thought 17:02 deserved it bc of how classic and good it is.

    • @katastrophecy
      @katastrophecy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was expecting 6:51 to make the golden chainsaw

    • @snowblind9551
      @snowblind9551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, that was weird.

    • @commiechief7929
      @commiechief7929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There were too many good kills tbh

  • @ashleighstratmann7783
    @ashleighstratmann7783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Although it probably doesn't count in Dead Meat's Kill Count they mention many of the embryos didn't survive that solar event in the beginning of the movie.

    • @ashleighstratmann7783
      @ashleighstratmann7783 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't mean to make James seem like a bad guy for not mentioning embryos. I know his exception rules are to make his and his team's job easier, but I thought there might be viewers who might be interested if any of the embryos mention in the end (when David included xenomorph embryos to the storage) were affected by the solar flare. Plus also before the solar flare it was shown Water removing dead embryos before the flare hit, so even before the flare hit it was clear not all the embryos originally stored might have survived the trip to that point.

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Alien Covenant kill count: EVERYBODY
    Alien Covenant with a smart crew: 2. Maybe 3.

    • @gunpowderketamine
      @gunpowderketamine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The only smart horror movie crew is in the thing

    • @PercLacer
      @PercLacer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Left for dead 2 crew? or no games😂😭

    • @AlexaRobin21
      @AlexaRobin21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alpha Shepherd The Tremor crew is pretty good too.

    • @tubaverse9428
      @tubaverse9428 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      + the 50 or so people in stasis

  • @BabuBoi
    @BabuBoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    5:07 *YOU WON'T BELEIVE WHAT I SAW ON ANOTHER PLANET(GONE WRONG)*

  • @TheSpearkan
    @TheSpearkan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    4:36
    "The Covenant arrives at Planet 4"
    Master Chief wants to know your location

    • @Luccifugus
      @Luccifugus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @lucidmxx7074
      @lucidmxx7074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best comment

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bet master chiefs bullets spewing from his assault rifle death rapes every alien in sight

    • @apostleoftea8426
      @apostleoftea8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@IsraelCountryCube that's why you don't see any Deacons after the people get there

    • @xy769
      @xy769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Israel Country Cube like how your soldiers do to Palestinian children?

  • @kingnukacoia8247
    @kingnukacoia8247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    13:24 In the OG alien movies if you look closely at the chest bursters they have little arms and stuff, I think they were just limited by the technology of their time back in the 70s/80s, so IMO I think this new baby alien looks pretty cool

    • @coramunro85
      @coramunro85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Alien 3 is a "mini" Alien too.

    • @iplaygames333
      @iplaygames333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      or xenomorphs have a stage of a tiny xeno phase

  • @ashytype3623
    @ashytype3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "iS tHiS ThE fUtUrE MaStUrBaTiOn!?" I literally died.

  • @marshw000
    @marshw000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    I’ll say this: Ridley is respecting his original story. From what happens in this movie, David’s experiments are making species close to Xenomorphs, but not quite, hence no chest burst, and all the other neomorph, etc. species. By the end of the movie it is referenced that he might have created the definitive version

    • @marshw000
      @marshw000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Alpha Shepherd why are you calling them the host just use his name lol

    • @InfernusdomniAZ
      @InfernusdomniAZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Actually David just progressed something the Engineers had regressed. The black goo in the jars is just weaponized mutagen derived from Xenomorphs. Its why everything infected by the goo takes a Xenomorph like form. just like how Xenomorphs forms are determined but what sort of creature a face-hugger impregnates. In my opinion David is actually slowing down the natural progress that the goo would take with his experiments because insane beings (and David is clearly insane) don't often make logical experimental decisions. Other evidence that David isn't "creating" anything is that the Engineers were shown to have Xenomorph eggs on one of their ship in the first Alien and that ship was recognized as being thousands of years old judging by the Engineer in that ship was fossilized

    • @lukethewatermelon
      @lukethewatermelon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It depends on how we value canonicity. If the Predator movies are canon, which we know are, then it means David is trying to REcreate the Xenomorphs rather than being the one who created them (since we know that they were fighting with The Predators in ancient Egypt times)

    • @NilaanS
      @NilaanS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about AVP xenos look like they were around during ancient humans

    • @myles3856
      @myles3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Alpha Shepherd ok

  • @darkgamermobile6397
    @darkgamermobile6397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Who would win?
    An alien race that has advance technology and killed millions people
    Or.......
    One robot boi

    • @everdale4609
      @everdale4609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      one robot boi

    • @Kitty.kittenn_katie
      @Kitty.kittenn_katie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One robot boi but I was hoping for the alien race with advanced technology and who killed millions people

    • @tonk3878
      @tonk3878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was hoping it would at least take a couple of days or something, that race got insta killed.

    • @kayjay.
      @kayjay. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Evropa they were. you could see that, if you look at the flashback they clearly looked like engineers but with clothes.

    • @slofumantropus6917
      @slofumantropus6917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kayjay. they are another race created by engineers

  • @Jack-wo4pl
    @Jack-wo4pl ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love all the lore in this and the previous movie showing the origin of the xenomorphs from the first movie

  • @arcdelta4107
    @arcdelta4107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    "No signs of life" they are literally walking through a forest dude^^

    • @idontlikelasagne7211
      @idontlikelasagne7211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Not saying you stole my comment but I pretty much said the exact same thing earlier than you.
      I know 2 people can have the same idea so I'm not mad.

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@idontlikelasagne7211 to be perfectly fair, it's a pretty fucking glaring flaw

    • @Rookthabastad
      @Rookthabastad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Umm no signs of life means no animal or human life

    • @giansayshi2586
      @giansayshi2586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      urban Whipmaker You do realize that a forest is part of life right?

    • @arcdelta4107
      @arcdelta4107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@idontlikelasagne7211 I didn't look at the commentsection before I wrote this so I didn't see your comment
      You're right two people can have the same thought and I also think that the spot we both commented on is a pretty obvious one :)
      (Sorry if my english is bad, I'm german^^)

  • @bevivoices
    @bevivoices 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love how much passion he has towards the simple sight of a xenomorph

  • @grimtea1715
    @grimtea1715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    17:02 I heard right before Jussie was killed he heard the Alien say, "This is Xenomorph country!"

  • @Perhapsawiseman
    @Perhapsawiseman ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I hate to correct you, but I think Maggie Faris was Tennessee's wife, not Chris Oram's. Therefore, neither of them saw their wife die.

  • @freakeasia
    @freakeasia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Ridley Scott brings you:
    Even dumber scientists

    • @shaunenwright7872
      @shaunenwright7872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As someone in grad school, just because you’re a scientist doesn’t make you a good decision maker. Know a lot of really smart folks in their field who I’m surprised have survived as long as they have with their lack of common sense and extremely under developed world views. These characters seem very believable from my experience.

    • @ianwestc
      @ianwestc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shaunenwright7872 I think the Covenant folks were okay. It's the decisions of Prometheus that I will never forgive.

    • @RndmVmp
      @RndmVmp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment used to have 420 likes but I liked and made it 421.

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ianwestc true dat in the prometheus is basically begging to be killed

    • @shitisbigtime
      @shitisbigtime 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Naw the Prometheus crew were actively making insanely stupid decisions. Other than Captain Oram sticking his face into an egg and not attempting to subdue or injure David, their behavior in this one didn’t make me frustrated like Prometheus did 😂

  • @markkrouse600
    @markkrouse600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    It being a protomorph would explain why it looked so weird when it hatched.

    • @wolfman3650
      @wolfman3650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or the mean that the franchise is stupid and focked

    • @jakub2088
      @jakub2088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@wolfman3650 no it's not. Protomorph looks almost like Xenomorph, but its not the same and it's canon friendly

    • @Ray.Norrish
      @Ray.Norrish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      David's still got to mix himself with the alien; you'll see that in the final film. It's kind of obvious and plays nicely to Geiger's design, as in there's no mech part yet, just bio.

    • @tdmc6428
      @tdmc6428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thot Destroyer it’s the other way around, the protomorph is a slightly weaker and less intelligent version of the xenomorph

    • @mmonkeyman1403
      @mmonkeyman1403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The xenomorph in alien is much more mechanical looking. While it doesnt make any sense that the face hugger could adapt from a synthetic, it makes sense for the story

  • @kal-el1827
    @kal-el1827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Only thing that pissed me off about this movie, is how they killed off Shaw. I loved her in the Prometheus. And this movie was so much better than The Predator 2018, my gosh.

    • @adrianvelez3037
      @adrianvelez3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I still dont get that. Isnt this a prequel to Prometheus? How did they kill off Shaw then?

    • @schwefelfell7154
      @schwefelfell7154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@adrianvelez3037 Prometheus happened before this movie

    • @ericmariscal428
      @ericmariscal428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Adrian Velez it’s a sequel to Prometheus not a prequel

    • @pnp072000
      @pnp072000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Burger 1885 Alien Covenant is a sequel to Prometheus and a prequel to Aliens. Prometheus is a prequel to Aliens and this is the sequel to that movie.

    • @SiefausOsna
      @SiefausOsna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My question is how did David's hair grow wtf

  • @HL2conscript
    @HL2conscript 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Funfact: The Neomorphs are actually somewhat of a albino xenomorph, the first ACTUAL thing that comes out the mouth and back of the colonist is a bloodburster, in some scene clips taken out of the movie, refering them as throat or backbursters.

  • @masongipson4450
    @masongipson4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Prometheus was better.
    Can’t believe you missed the most funniest scene in this movie, involving slipping on the same blood puddle TWICE. Pure slapstick

    • @jesseterrell9354
      @jesseterrell9354 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both movies where good but in this universe it’s all about the xenomorph as it should be no one really cares about the engineers it’s all about the creature.

    • @lucasmucas9072
      @lucasmucas9072 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jesseterrell9354 *were

    • @trcsonic
      @trcsonic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree. Prometheus was a lot better.

  • @ericsong5155
    @ericsong5155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The jussie smollett part killed me 🤣

  • @l.christoffersen7502
    @l.christoffersen7502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the tiny xenomorph so much. I like how its tissues are all translucent and stuff. This movie had a lot of flaws but at the same time the good parts are so good.

  • @erickpeterson1867
    @erickpeterson1867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I've said it before and I'll say it again. I LOVE the high energy and just awesome aesthetic that James has been giving off hell yeah I'm glad your doing good keep it up 😁

    • @eddie0415
      @eddie0415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Erick Peterson what breed of dog is in ur profile pic?

    • @erickpeterson1867
      @erickpeterson1867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eddie0415 Springer spaniel 😂

    • @eddie0415
      @eddie0415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Erick Peterson damn, I have a springer, best dog ever. Just wondering.

    • @Emeowy
      @Emeowy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noticed

  • @ssaammii
    @ssaammii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    im so glad you did this, prometheus was a really big cliff hanger

  • @maddcruiser8874
    @maddcruiser8874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    The biggest sin of this movie is killing James Franco, other then that I actually like all the philosophical stuff and even the new aliens, wish it was a better movie as a whole tho

    • @jordangarcia465
      @jordangarcia465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'd be down for some commentary and even xenomorph variations/subspecies, as long as its not pretentious or full of stupid stuff

    • @LuckD7cky
      @LuckD7cky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jordangarcia465 so you want new things but everything the same? Wat.

    • @jordangarcia465
      @jordangarcia465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I want new things to spice things up, but I still want it to feel like an Alien movie if that makes more sense. Some philosophical commentary or subtext is fine as long as the xenomorph ultimately remains the star of the show. Not so much the engineers or the existentialism of the androids or trilobites or whatevers. Also characters with half a brain would be nice.

    • @goji-woji1584
      @goji-woji1584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, unlike James I actually really like the Neomorph. I like how it’s a different variation of the Xenomorph species.

    • @tristanvinson9638
      @tristanvinson9638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If I ever met James Franco I’d remind him this was my favorite role he ever played

  • @indiefruit
    @indiefruit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    James' hatred of anything that isn't a Xenomorph makes me think he should just watch Alien over and over again.

    • @artheaux666
      @artheaux666 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think it’s more that they keep making knock offs instead of a fully original alien

    • @Xofye_
      @Xofye_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@artheaux666how is it a knock off?

    • @jax3695
      @jax3695 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@artheaux666it’s not like there are already multiple movies that show off the original. This is the first video I’ve seen of someone actually disliking the neomorph, everyone else seems to love it.

    • @agentkenobii
      @agentkenobii 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@artheaux666they’re attempting to explain the origin of the xenomorph, so yeah its predecessors are going to look like knockoffs because they evolved from them

  • @ben-lp7po
    @ben-lp7po 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Roses are red
    Fish have gills
    im James A Janisse
    Lets get to the KILLS

    • @b0ttvx
      @b0ttvx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you just stole this last video

    • @OHMYGODMYNAMEDOESNTFI
      @OHMYGODMYNAMEDOESNTFI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm sorry to say this bud but i'm the original owner of this comment. If you don't believe me go to these 2 videos : Bucket of blood kill count and Halloween 2018 kill count. My comments got over 1K+ likes

    • @natelong8000
      @natelong8000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just wait until he uses that

    • @rczzy
      @rczzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@natelong8000 no jew

    • @flobudjang278
      @flobudjang278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *BUSTED*

  • @poimaster
    @poimaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Dr. Shaw was such a well built character. She was the only character I could see standing up to David or dealing with the Xenomorph threat. But nah she doesn't get a single line in this movie.
    It makes me think that they looked at the intended script at the end of Prometheus and said 'Scrap it' were starting over with the bare-minimum plot that makes this movie make any sense. David's a cool villain, but he was never challenged in this film.

  • @EsNoodles
    @EsNoodles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2620

    This is how I watch movies for free

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      L0L

    • @thomasbready2914
      @thomasbready2914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      same

    • @johncarnato8344
      @johncarnato8344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same

    • @arcana683
      @arcana683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@roopjeetmehlawat4465 that’s not free though.

    • @aljon5947
      @aljon5947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes and internet isnt free too.
      So is anything free anymore? Achk... my head.

  • @sethmeaseles3301
    @sethmeaseles3301 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My headcanon is that the engineers made the Xenos as a bio weapon and David became enthralled by them. He tried to recreate them but didn't know the exact formula or decided to make some changes to make a "better" version. That's why the chest burster is so different and resembles more of a neomorph because he started with the black goo and the fungal spores.

  • @chudmaverick6256
    @chudmaverick6256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    People going onto new "earth like" planets and not taking standard hazmat precautions always ruins these films for me. I just cant see someone with a science based history being dumb enough to go to another planet without protection.

    • @multitudeofidols
      @multitudeofidols 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Seriously. The plot only advanced because the characters had to be idiots who didn't think to take precautions. At least in _Prometheus_ they started off with their helmets on... and they were already planning on venturing there. Here, they didn't even know anything when they step foot on it and literally no one brings up suiting up as a safety measure. That they all died/become alien hosts is a testament to the notion of survival of the fittest.

    • @uncleiroh9680
      @uncleiroh9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R/woosh

    • @yeanisch
      @yeanisch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Always use protection!!

    • @NothingThere739
      @NothingThere739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@uncleiroh9680 how

    • @shgds
      @shgds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@uncleiroh9680 I think you've deeply misunderstood the subreddit lol I cant tell if this is good bait or not

  • @mako1617
    @mako1617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    The neo-morph looks like mewtwo

  • @neeperdoodle9749
    @neeperdoodle9749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “Magic school bus their way in”
    -James 2019

  • @GreenDinoRanger
    @GreenDinoRanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    My friend and I still joke about that scene.
    "Stick your face is in this egg."
    "Why should I trust you? You're deranged."
    "Have some faith."
    "Well, OK."

  • @sirlunchalot1697
    @sirlunchalot1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    A strange, unknown Planet? Let‘s explore iit without any Masks or Helmets!
    „No sign of life.“- While they are walking through a forest.

    • @Incognito_Blazer
      @Incognito_Blazer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @NH808 No matter how habitable a planet is, you don't know what kind of bacteria or viruses could be there. In general, max protection when exploring unknown locations is a must for the safety of the explorers

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No signs of life means birds, deer and/or any other animal

  • @h3rinnegankakashi345
    @h3rinnegankakashi345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Don’t want to fall into a ravine, Jimmy. Don’t get your arm stuck or anything.

  • @sammyyt-pan-183
    @sammyyt-pan-183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Detroit: Become Human
    But it’s rated R

    • @orenges
      @orenges 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doesn't it already have that rating?

    • @dunkaccino6606
      @dunkaccino6606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Detroit: Become Human but there's aliens and a dude that was on the news and lots of Halo

    • @zelectrode3337
      @zelectrode3337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@orenges Yep, an M rating is indeed the equivalent of an R rating.

    • @pokemonhero7720
      @pokemonhero7720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      David Become human

    • @samuelfraizer6778
      @samuelfraizer6778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zelectrode3337 I feel like rated R is kinda scary but not that bad. MA is like usually more naked people or something. Thats what i think anyways

  • @Snoozytube
    @Snoozytube 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Protomorphs aren't xenomorphs. They're Davids replica version of a xenomorph which is funny that ridley scott also made a movie adaptation about replicas and androids. And you can tell as protomorphs act more like animals meanwhile xenos rely more on stealth and tactics like in the originals.

  • @justtommy3656
    @justtommy3656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    drinking game: Drink when ever James sais Xenomorph

    • @christianwalters3495
      @christianwalters3495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      he's going to kill us

    • @SenatorArmstrong2018
      @SenatorArmstrong2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just Tommy How about “Drink every time James says the word Xeno”

    • @justtommy3656
      @justtommy3656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SenatorArmstrong2018 i thought about it too, but thought this would be too much 😂😂😂

    • @artotoroderp9350
      @artotoroderp9350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SenatorArmstrong2018 i have a better drinking game:Drinks whenever James says a number

    • @garbagecan6965
      @garbagecan6965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no no no every time he says “morph” 😂

  • @jorgehernandez4098
    @jorgehernandez4098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    James, baby...thats not the fully form Xenomorphs yet. That's why it's so spider like.

    • @bluebirdsigma
      @bluebirdsigma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, it's another "beta version"

    • @WadeWilson_
      @WadeWilson_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For such a huge Alien fan you think he would notice the difference. It was bugging me the whole video

  • @plaguedoktor3563
    @plaguedoktor3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "no signs of life anywhere"
    literally surrounded by trees

    • @justanotherchannel117
      @justanotherchannel117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andy Liang
      🅱️MMMMMMMMMMMMMM 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @Joseph-kp8iz
      @Joseph-kp8iz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hehehehehehe

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope your joking because they mean wildlife, like birds and shit

  • @billramirez8686
    @billramirez8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Ridley Scott has said in an interview that we won't see the xenomorph we know until the third prequel movie. That's why it's a deacon in Prometheus and a protomorph in Covenant. Ridley knows what he's doing.

    • @nethanlock5008
      @nethanlock5008 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well... we're still waiting for that 3rd movie

    • @jerrys1
      @jerrys1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope you’re right

    • @laquentineta6241
      @laquentineta6241 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      well it was not a prequel...