I think this podcast might be BetterHelp's #1 source of business. Not because of the sponsor segments, which actually make me NOT want to use it, but because of the irreparable damage that every second of this show does to one's mental health.
You know what the best part of my week is? For about 10 seconds when I wake up on Friday before I get on my phone because I think, maybe I'll look, and this podcast won't be there.
It is dangerous to have Moriarty and Marika living and working in the same space. I don’t want my two queens to ever go down in one accident. I don’t know how I could live without one of them.
I mean, absolute poison, right? From everyone involved. Well, except Allie. Or Kayla. Or Amir, actually. I guess Geoff spews so much sour energy that this show, for lack of a better term, isn’t.
5 minutes in and this feels like when you’re inspecting a loaf of bread only to find mold on it before you insert it into the toaster. 10/10 would munch again
It should be illegal for Geoff to host anything even resembling a podcast. Any jury would convict him, but unfortunately I don’t think it’s possible to find a jury of his “peers”. He has no peers, he is a pariah, a social outcast. In the court of public opinion however he is most certainly guilty.
This is one of the few podcasts that are really enhanced by video, you can really see the resentment in people's face when Geoff somehow wrestles a laugh out of them.
Zaddy comes from a common thing black women/femmes from urban areas do with words that begin with D, which is simply pronounce that D with the Z sound. Examples of this outside of the recent popularity of zaddy but inside of the pop culture sphere include the meme of Nicki Minaj saying "Zon't zoo it. Zon't zon't zoo it" or a lot of black people on vine/twitter years ago saying zaddy zick. Zommy of course does not work the same way and sounds awkward as it does not normally begin with D, but I wouldn't expect Geoff to understand that as he is not black, he can't even pronounce the city he's from properly, and the very little if any at all effort he puts into this show would never be wasted on researching the origins of a word he's said thirteen thousand times this year alone. Anyway when is Johnny coming back?
It’s a travesty that no one reacted to Allie’s SE Hinton joke, and it’s all Geoff’s fault for leaving everyone too drained of energy and joy to properly respond
I am, to say the YEAST... SOURED by seeing this in my notification box. I hate Geoffrey James with a burning passion, and that's putting in BENTLY, ok? Thank you for showing me that no matter how bad I get, I will never even approach the POISON that Geoff puts out on a daily, nay- weekly, NAY- daily, basis. I wish I could go back in time and stay there so I could live in a world without Geoff, and even then, knowing what the future holds for humanity I may have to restrain myself from causing a nuclear war, of jorts, to spare the world from this fate stay night, this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this bad, BAD man. Excellent episode. 8/10
This is my favourite podcast - But I would genuinely love Geoff to be a touch more lively. He has me crying with laughter most of the time, but the last couple have been a bit sombre.
I woke up this morning and did not see this episode uploaded on apple podcasts. I thought to myself, “wow. Maybe… maybe this morning I won’t have to subject myself to verbal poison.” But then I come to TH-cam and see a still image of Geoff’s sour mug and I spit up sour milk. Thanks for everything and absolutely nothing, gang.
Amir was getting that call from Mentor Ohio because he will be hosting the Build Your Own Clay Ghost! Workshop at the Busy Bees Pottery & Arts Studio on Sunday
Thank you for bringing back the Russian national anthem. I made a theme song for you on Review Revue like a year ago and you haven’t said shit about it on this podcast.
I think this podcast might be BetterHelp's #1 source of business. Not because of the sponsor segments, which actually make me NOT want to use it, but because of the irreparable damage that every second of this show does to one's mental health.
You know what the best part of my week is? For about 10 seconds when I wake up on Friday before I get on my phone because I think, maybe I'll look, and this podcast won't be there.
Famous line from Good Will Janting
It’s almost impressive how quickly Geoffrey can sour the mood of a podcast.
As a Headgum historian, I wish Headgum WAS history
Just reading the title sends shivers down my spine
they’ve done it again.
I’m not really sure what they’ve done, or why- but they have done it again.
Corned beef sitting in a bed of riiiiiice
It is dangerous to have Moriarty and Marika living and working in the same space. I don’t want my two queens to ever go down in one accident. I don’t know how I could live without one of them.
I mean, absolute poison, right? From everyone involved. Well, except Allie. Or Kayla. Or Amir, actually. I guess Geoff spews so much sour energy that this show, for lack of a better term, isn’t.
it's 1:50am
I do wonder if Charlize knows about Amir’s fling with Queen Liz 🤔
I love that Geoff is a fantastic Yo-Yoer but when it came to his talents he chose to flick his cheek and call it a day
Haven't people on reddit been begging Geoff to look up the definition of "zaddy" for weeks for this exact reason, no WAY this was a coincidence right?
5 minutes in and this feels like when you’re inspecting a loaf of bread only to find mold on it before you insert it into the toaster. 10/10 would munch again
Amir's "EASTERN??" When Geoff talks about hopping back on in 3 hours... I lost it.
It should be illegal for Geoff to host anything even resembling a podcast. Any jury would convict him, but unfortunately I don’t think it’s possible to find a jury of his “peers”. He has no peers, he is a pariah, a social outcast. In the court of public opinion however he is most certainly guilty.
This is one of the few podcasts that are really enhanced by video, you can really see the resentment in people's face when Geoff somehow wrestles a laugh out of them.
That broken song at 10:12 really killed me
🎵Hot garlic in the bed at night🎵
Zaddy comes from a common thing black women/femmes from urban areas do with words that begin with D, which is simply pronounce that D with the Z sound. Examples of this outside of the recent popularity of zaddy but inside of the pop culture sphere include the meme of Nicki Minaj saying "Zon't zoo it. Zon't zon't zoo it" or a lot of black people on vine/twitter years ago saying zaddy zick. Zommy of course does not work the same way and sounds awkward as it does not normally begin with D, but I wouldn't expect Geoff to understand that as he is not black, he can't even pronounce the city he's from properly, and the very little if any at all effort he puts into this show would never be wasted on researching the origins of a word he's said thirteen thousand times this year alone. Anyway when is Johnny coming back?
that song at 13:22 is so insane, i dont even know how he found such a slightly off beat song
It’s a travesty that no one reacted to Allie’s SE Hinton joke, and it’s all Geoff’s fault for leaving everyone too drained of energy and joy to properly respond
I am, to say the YEAST... SOURED by seeing this in my notification box. I hate Geoffrey James with a burning passion, and that's putting in BENTLY, ok? Thank you for showing me that no matter how bad I get, I will never even approach the POISON that Geoff puts out on a daily, nay- weekly, NAY- daily, basis. I wish I could go back in time and stay there so I could live in a world without Geoff, and even then, knowing what the future holds for humanity I may have to restrain myself from causing a nuclear war, of jorts, to spare the world from this fate stay night, this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this bad, BAD man.
Excellent episode. 8/10
This is my favourite podcast - But I would genuinely love Geoff to be a touch more lively. He has me crying with laughter most of the time, but the last couple have been a bit sombre.
I’m here for Kayla and only Kayla
Never seen a podcast host want to host a show less than Geoffrey Garvin James
inb4 this gets made private
I woke up this morning and did not see this episode uploaded on apple podcasts. I thought to myself, “wow. Maybe… maybe this morning I won’t have to subject myself to verbal poison.” But then I come to TH-cam and see a still image of Geoff’s sour mug and I spit up sour milk. Thanks for everything and absolutely nothing, gang.
Amir was getting that call from Mentor Ohio because he will be hosting the Build Your Own Clay Ghost! Workshop at the Busy Bees Pottery & Arts Studio on Sunday
rewatching this episode and just realized both geoff and his sister have 3 first names. goodnight
I'm starting to believe less and less that this whole thing is Dazs
Geoff, I don’t know how to tell you - Kayla actually doesnt like you. It is not a bit.
Not even a minute in and Amir calls Geoff Jake. There goes all of your progress, Bloom
garlicky pee tendrils
dislike
Amir, Kayla, Allie, great job. Really fun and light banter from you all.
Geoff...do better. Just do better.
intriguing cuts and the end
Remember when Goeff just scrolled through some newsreporters twitter
I’m really nervous I might get this episode taken down again… you all would love that, wouldn’t you?
I'm gonna be the next guest on the Headgum podcast
Geoff I don't want to alarm you but there's a woman stealing your garbage
this podcast is Saw and Geoff is a mild auditory Jigsaw
I YELLED "no" when Geoffrey said "salaried cash or celery gash" I really fucking despise this show
this monster says pulling the string cheese is MORE animalistic??? Insane
will polter is just a young mark wahlberg
I hadn't realized I'd rather have an all wax, no segments ep vs an all segments, no wax ep
what has life come to
After last week like why even bother?
Are the comments about Geoff genuine or sarcastic? I can not tell
Just watching to see if Geoff will dox himself again this week
Absolutely will get claimed for the Curb music
Amir dating Queen Elizabeth Junior makes sense, I guess? Vibes wise.
Thank you for bringing back the Russian national anthem. I made a theme song for you on Review Revue like a year ago and you haven’t said shit about it on this podcast.
Look at these poor people. They are in a hell of Geoff’s own design. And the worst part? I am complicit by listening and watching this… podcast?
thank you! sucks
I now hate Geoff for 31:25
Holy shit this was terrible.
What the hell is even this