I spent 4 years in Israel and visitied the Dead Sea quite a few times - what a place! I still love watching the videos I filmed there - of people floating and reading magazines haha.
I’ve been there. It’s so salty, the tiniest of cuts burn with a passion. You can have a cut so small you can barely see it, but you sure as heck will feel it.
It's true, but all your wounds will heal fast! Years ago when I was a teen, I fel from by bicycle and gashed my knee pretty bad. Few days later by coincidence my family drove to the dead sea and for a second I forgot about my wounded knee, and WOAH it hurt so bad when I entered the water... Surprisingly the next day it had healed almost entirely. Those minerals are something.
Oxiclean Bleach most of the time the dead sea full mostly with old people... if you are into an old lady that's the place. for chicks there are the Mediterranean beaches or Eilat you'll find the biggest number of hot girls but there is hard competition there (allmost everyone are going there to hit on chicks).
@@xrevengepe3120 guys he/she said "distant relative"... which means not someone who really looks like her, but someone who has certain similar features. And there are some.
@@JOHN-mq4pp The Sea of Galilee is the most proof you're gonna get, the bible is also historically accurate, that and I'm strong enough to have faith in God's word.
Conan reveals to us during these visits, that people are all the same. We all want to be happy and loved. If we were allowed to just come and go wherever and whenever we wanted to, this would be a great world, and we would all care about each other. You just gotta love Conan, he gives us these glimpses of reality, and makes us laugh at the same time.
Like Cosmonauteable said, that is not any kind of reality. (Nearly) Free borders are already happening at the EU's internal borders due to the Schengen Agreement. Guess what, apart from work travelers and tourists(who could move with passports etc. already) it's not mostly some romantic wanderlust-hippies going around. It's criminals who can move with impunity since internal border checks are largely absent. What Conan revealed to me was a comedy bit at the Dead Sea, nothing political. You're just working your own "unicorns farting rainbows and lions eating the same grass as the sheep"-biases into this.
Giri, that wasn't really deep. It's just the unfortunate truth. I won't go deeper into it here, since this video isn't about politics. I just feel like some people live with their heads in a bubble and think the world is something wholly else than what it really is. All of these people would benefit from a dose of reality, harsh though it may be.
@@3wydreamer147 It‘s actually called Dead Sea because there is no living thing those waters (other than bacteria and stuff). No Sharks, no fish, nothing. Apparently too salty for fish.
@@OZEEtube oh wow, i didnt know that. thats really cool though.... but still someone could have a heart attack so maybe thats what the lifeguards are for haha.
That's how it works and it's not just because he's famous and has cameras pointed at him. When people have that perception of you, they laugh before you say the joke.
see, you guys? this is the perfect example of a compliment towards a woman, that is not creepy or invasive. and the thread is a perfect example of what the internet was created for. a place where we can all unite, share a meme or two, and explain to each other the past tense of the English language
I am enjoying your Israel tour more than your talk show. You are a natural comedian who is much better at original and witty counters than at cracking scripted jokes. Do travel more and keep posting these kind of videos.
I remember doing a project on the Dead Sea a few years ago, and while I was doing my research, this video popped up. of course I had procrastinated completing the project until the night before, so I was very stressed and tired at like 1am in the morning. I was very confused while I was watching this because for some reason in the chaos of my sleep deprived brain I thought this was an educational video. good times
Are you kidding? They did his DNA and he was found to be something nobody thought possible - he's 100% Irish. Which means he not only floats, he WALKS on water.
@TelAvivIL so what you're saying is that I need to move to Israel because that girl is smoking hot and the one Israeli girl I met in real life was also smoking hot.
It's just kind of funny to think how the girl who looks like Gal Gadot's younger sister now is semi-internationally famous just for happening to be at that beach at that time.
I'd imagine cleaner eating than the processed stuff in the US. I doubt "military service" makes someone attractive. Healthy/in shape/fit? Sure. Attractive? Pretty sure that large man with the pot belly also went through military service too. Didn't make him too attractive lol
This was the first Conan video I watched thinking that its kind of an educational/informative video about the Dead Sea Boy, was I wrong! He is so hilarious, this video basically trapped me into a Conan binging cycle and I can't get out. Help.
Man that hurt my soul a little to watch him muck up that beautiful piano
yeah my heart was aching.
He doesn't know the Boogie Woogie..
Do you..??
@@myman8336 ah I see, you are man of culture too
You could even hear some of the crowd saying "aww"
Yea but it costs a billion times more because its Conan touched it and everything Conan touched becomes more valuable than it originally was B)
1:23 seeing your costom character in a cutscene
how only 1 letter destroyed a comment..
@@deiuxeeglory9569 "oh no, I can only speak fluent English! I don't recognize these words!"
@@cypherusuh what do you mean? i already liked the comment
@@deiuxeeglory9569 guess he never heard of the comment edit
@@petrxvic im confused
Imagine people testing boats float in the Dead Sea thousands of years ago.
Then they put the boat in a different body of water and it sinks......
the boat would prob sink in the dead sea
They'd all be collectively going "Bruh......"
@@anonymousSTYLIN Bruh
@@lavatacoburrito9410 Bruhh
Bruuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*She hurt his feelings and now he's playing piano.*
Covered in mud of course
yeah what a psychopath
I like your playlists ^-^
It sounds like something by the beatles
@@lynchthompson Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue
*"I'm gonna go that way, and i'm going to cry"*
That part is really😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@DeepakChauhan-mj2wt what's her instagram
this is such a gen z comment...
Faye Harrison Ok Boomer
@@D4xAutomations original...
Faye Harrison Ok Boomer
it's all fun and games until the salty water spashes into your eyes and you're FAR FAR AWAY from the towel! The burn! The BURN!!! :)
@MUFC there is 195 countries in the world. How is it widely recognised in 240 countries when 45 of them don’t exist
Goggles
My friend did that to me while I was buried in the sand
@@hfvvffvhh9719 the 45 are on the other side of the ice wall. Part of the reason the government doesn’t want us to know we live on a flat earth
@@pseudonymBOB ahhh i see
conan: are you here with your boyfriend
woman: no
conan: okay, you with me now...
i might use that as a pickup line...
It will definitely work if you are a millionaire celebrity
It will only work if u are conan😹
maybe it will not work, it will be fun... lol...
@@mrghostmanghost5595 All you need is confidence and be funny .😆Good luck!
That’s a pick up line I’d like to hear before I die
End of an era. Your show will be missed a lot Conan. You made everyone laugh in good and bad times.
wtf do mean? is it over now??
He's gonna make more Conan without borders tho. Like a new show where he travels and meets ppl. I'm so excited XD
@@namrakhan4269 WAIT WHAT FR?????? R u sure ????
@@azon6783 yes. Because of COVID filming was delayed
it's for HBO NOW GO MAX or whatever thats called @@azon6783
0:39 - the perfect pickup line
in BIZZARO WORLD!
*“And yet, they have a lifeguard”*
Best sentence ever
You can actually drown in the Dead sea.
Geometry Dash legend
@@abhiv7279 not only can you drown but in the most horrifying way
@@abhiv7279 some people talented enough to drown while floating
this is perfect for people who can't swim 😂
YEP!, i cant swim soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo im planning my future trip their :D
Yup perfect for my fat ass, plus I don't need the dirt cause im Indian
Is that how it works?
@@radioactivet-rex286 no😂
The dirt makes your skin healthy
@@TheCapedArtist oh, I was thinking it protects your skin or something
@@ocdguyhere3465 small chance of drowning, but if you hear ALLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHuuuu.... dive as deep as you can 😂😂😂
I'm just mad impressed on how many instruments conan can play. Funny and talented. An absolute mad lad
The Dead Sea, the only place that’s saltier than me
We're still in the running though for who's more dead inside.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH so funny (stfu)
wow you're funny(sarcasticly said)
@efopo I didn't know there were salt water lakes?
You sure?
0:59 when you can customize your character in a video game
X)
Or,
When in Skyrim you can make your skin different colors
I spent 4 years in Israel and visitied the Dead Sea quite a few times - what a place! I still love watching the videos I filmed there - of people floating and reading magazines haha.
Its Palestine
@@hotdogpepper8410 Not to mention there are only 195 countries. Where is he getting 240 from??
@Mahmoud Zeineldin it’s not you can check on the map it’s on the Israeli side
@Mahmoud Zeineldin it’s not inside the West Bank tho
@Mahmoud Zeineldin It's not, even if got rid of disputes over areas, that wouldnt fall in the PA territory control
0:58 he looks like Johnny Bravo
*MAN I'M PRETTY!*
He look like the old man off Johnny Bravo
"brined vlasic pickle"
Alan Cham vlasic pickle is actually a real thing
I was sure he said "grined plastic pickle"
Renziel 04
Yes
Renziel 04 Lk
Renziel 04 I read that just when he said that
Conans skin is brighter than my future
So was Martin Luther King’s.
You could become the next CEO of Amazon and that statement would still be true.
@@owengette8089 not funny at all.
There's nothing wrong with ivory skin -- especially if you consider that Conan's face has a beautiful peachy glow.
@@tximeleta35 C'mon, that one was good
The comments are 90% about the Israeli woman.
@@americanprepper6759 shut up white kid💀😂
@@americanprepper6759 shut up white kid i stole this comment
Xtngry Sangel and the best part is, the dead sea is in Jordan
AH ahhh israeli is the word to describe people or anything from israel (i think). like israeli is to israel as american is to america
Ya'll know she's just rolling along with his joke, right?😑
the thumbnail of this video alone made me laugh more than any other late night host ever did. Conan is the best
Cool
Lalu Dhiya people could have a heart attack and go face down. Not useless.
@@montefornet4748 you seem like a really fun person
@@FadedThanAHo it's true though. You're actually not aloud to put your eyes mouth or nose underwater because the amount of salt is dangerous.
It's actually more dangerous to bathe at the dead sea than in a normal sea so a lifeguard is 100% not useless.
its the second most dangerous area to swim in Israel
I’ve been there. It’s so salty, the tiniest of cuts burn with a passion. You can have a cut so small you can barely see it, but you sure as heck will feel it.
I sort of wanna try that now😐
Reminds me of the ocean..
It's true, but all your wounds will heal fast!
Years ago when I was a teen, I fel from by bicycle and gashed my knee pretty bad. Few days later by coincidence my family drove to the dead sea and for a second I forgot about my wounded knee, and WOAH it hurt so bad when I entered the water... Surprisingly the next day it had healed almost entirely. Those minerals are something.
The Dead Sea is more alive than Jordan Schlansky😂🙌🏻
Is it a joke or an insult
@@MDRN2213 joke probably
Itamar Bushari k good
1:19 The way they cut to Conan slowing walking off like an npc is hilarious
Out here... in the Dead Sea, Conan... we float
And you'll float too... 🎈
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!!
If y'all don't understand they are referencing to the newly released movie It where "Georgie" says "You'll float too"
WE AAAALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!
Good one
Welp, looks like I'm gonna go to the dead sea for a girlfriend.
Oxiclean Bleach most of the time the dead sea full mostly with old people... if you are into an old lady that's the place.
for chicks there are the Mediterranean beaches or Eilat you'll find the biggest number of hot girls but there is hard competition there (allmost everyone are going there to hit on chicks).
Same
I will also join you
I think Conan left though
Pro tip #1 for finding a GF:
Men don't welp
Conan, you never disappoint :D Love from a german fan :)
Capagis love from Germany? Did nazi this coming
Conan tought me what love is.
Did you enjoy Conan in Germany?
I actually did like that a lot ;D
Are you the one from Bavaria?
I am completely convinced Conan can make anything funny. What a talent.
Chick in the bikini was smoking hot.
MULLY Israel girls man they hot af, I mean j look at gal gadot
Entertainment Central yea ikr
Entertainment Central was in Israel this summer. And yes all the girls are hot there haha
401 virgins and counting, right here.....
@IL__KINGDOM ABRAHAM wait what
It's impossible to dislike this man😂😂
0:44 Looks like she's Gal Gadot distant relative.
Nah, you must be blind sir
I thought so too. Very beautiful.
@@xrevengepe3120 guys he/she said "distant relative"... which means not someone who really looks like her, but someone who has certain similar features. And there are some.
So that explains how Jesus 'walked' on water! Dead Sea water walking cheat enabled!
Yah the Dead Sea was even bigger and saltier then to
then how the hell the other dude was drowning there?
I seriously hope you're joking, he walked on the Sea of Galilee, not the dead sea.
@@dited358 how come you say that he walked on Sea is there any proof ??? expect story
@@JOHN-mq4pp The Sea of Galilee is the most proof you're gonna get, the bible is also historically accurate, that and I'm strong enough to have faith in God's word.
Haha He is so pale!! When he is under sunlight it looks like he is going to burst into flames anytime! 😂
Wow, you're really pretty :o
Actually 0:16
Blak Thank you! 😊
black paper moon Yes! LOL XD
Blak don't fall for it because it's a fake pfp.
feel sorry for the cleaner
He probably got money for allowing them to film him
你好！
1:37 Tyler Joseph, is that you?
AJ Mosa Basha ohh clique |-/
AJ Mosa Basha Lmao |-/
“More attractive than without the mud” I like how she was reassuring him by telling him the truth.
Idk why but when she said "without the mud" she became the cutest thing in the world to me.
I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact she's highly attractive.
Israeli accent is too damn cute.
Gal has the cutest though
Its spelled israel
The dead sea is in Jordan, she’s Jordanian
@@CharbelSalemSLA Yeah it is in Jordan at least a part of it. it crosses between 2 countries
Correction everyone The Dead Sea is in Palestine and Jordan
Pervert
Can Conan actually play the piano? I never knew that
He just know theory or basic.
he's a musician, even plays guitar
what was the piano song tho
@@jrdnnss Mötley Crüe - Home Sweet Home
@@deathraygonzo6339 Huh, sounded similar to Something by The Beatles.
Look on the bright side Conan: now the Predator can't see you.
"look on the bright side *of* Conan"
😂😂😂
The girl looks like Gal Gadot
mmm elephanese in the episode conan actually meets Gal Gadot
Well she is from Israel so...
sophisticated and hot
israeli woman: exists
y'all: she looks like gal gadot
Sounds like her too
As a pianist, I was legit cringing when he was playing the piano with muddy hands and mopping the piano
Skully do you know what song he was playing
@@zeuy1495 did you find out?
@@danm6983 home sweet home
@@zeuy1495 I think it's "Something" by The Beatles
@@zeuy1495 any muddy waters songs perhaps
Conan reveals to us during these visits, that people are all the same. We all want to be happy and loved. If we were allowed to just come and go wherever and whenever we wanted to, this would be a great world, and we would all care about each other. You just gotta love Conan, he gives us these glimpses of reality, and makes us laugh at the same time.
Like Cosmonauteable said, that is not any kind of reality.
(Nearly) Free borders are already happening at the EU's internal borders due to the Schengen Agreement. Guess what, apart from work travelers and tourists(who could move with passports etc. already) it's not mostly some romantic wanderlust-hippies going around. It's criminals who can move with impunity since internal border checks are largely absent.
What Conan revealed to me was a comedy bit at the Dead Sea, nothing political. You're just working your own "unicorns farting rainbows and lions eating the same grass as the sheep"-biases into this.
Giri, that wasn't really deep. It's just the unfortunate truth. I won't go deeper into it here, since this video isn't about politics. I just feel like some people live with their heads in a bubble and think the world is something wholly else than what it really is.
All of these people would benefit from a dose of reality, harsh though it may be.
Unicorns and rainbows aren't real. You need help.
“Question, are you here with your boyfriend”
“No”
*Its free real estate*
She is gorgeous
Yeah Conan is truly a beauty
IL__KINGDOM ABRAHAM hahaha lmao 😂, Fr ? 🥴🤷♂️
@@Hexavielego Look at his profile. He's clearly not sarcastic.
Might be my wishful thinking then
Not really
If you ever feel useless, just remember that people have jobs as lifeguards in the dead sea.
And ryan hollins is an espn commentator.
what if there is a shark attack? or someone has a stroke?
@@3wydreamer147 It‘s actually called Dead Sea because there is no living thing those waters (other than bacteria and stuff). No Sharks, no fish, nothing. Apparently too salty for fish.
@@OZEEtube oh wow, i didnt know that. thats really cool though.... but still someone could have a heart attack so maybe thats what the lifeguards are for haha.
@@3wydreamer147 yeah, you will not know that whey dream about 3 way all the time
Conan kills me. He’s so naturally funny.
conan: literally does anything
everyone: *laughs*
He's that good
That's how it works and it's not just because he's famous and has cameras pointed at him. When people have that perception of you, they laugh before you say the joke.
Can always count on Conan to make me laugh when I have the blues.
Damn that woman was beautiful
Was?
Infinite loop yeah her face was eaten by a squirrel
At the time of viewing this video, he's correct for saying "was". He doesn't know or see her at this very moment
see, you guys? this is the perfect example of a compliment towards a woman, that is not creepy or invasive.
and the thread is a perfect example of what the internet was created for. a place where we can all unite, share a meme or two, and explain to each other the past tense of the English language
I don't think she was beautiful based on her judging someone for being too white that knocks her down some points for me lol
No matter how boring the title, Conan always manages to make it hilarious
0:57 the immediate transition to Conan covered in mud with a chorus playing got me cackling lmao
I just watched this after Conan stepped down. This is my favorite clip of Conan and I'll miss him dearly. We all will.
i miss him already
I won’t.
Jk I miss him.
as someone who owns a piano, that made me cringe so hard... the sand in between the keys... 😂😂😂
LOLL
xD rip
I'm not even a pianist, and it still fucked me over... Poor owner of that beautiful piano.
I cringed! Also, when he wiped the keys with the floor mop lol
TOO LATE FOR SORRY!!! XD
reminds me of a famous song haha
OlympicDream19 😅
Krysisification by justine fleibler?
@Animated cerealtoons by one republic
Its to late to apologize
“i am gonna go that way, and i am gonna cry” that hit different
my god, that woman was absolutely stunning.
I love pineapples on pizza
Grirar GM problem is no such thing is israel
@@nadermostafa1368 gagots lmao
@@nadermostafa1368 hahahaha
@@nadermostafa1368 lol it exists tho, u mad
@IL_KINGDOM ABRAHAM hE iS wOkE maN, hE kNowS tHe TrUth! fRee PalAstiNe
Israeli women...damn
Yeah, have you heard of "Natalie Portman?"
or Gal Gadot
Foreal. Makes me want to join the illuminati
RuggedALAN you already are
@ hila klein
The last time I'm deep into binging Conan shows like this was 2017
And then covid
Conan is a crip. You seen him throwing them C's?
OG Big C-Loc reppin' Boston 30s. Been down since 1981.
VevoKIlledUtube bahala
I like your username
666 likes
A Green I was gonna skip your comment because it looked confusing. Glad I did tho
I am enjoying your Israel tour more than your talk show. You are a natural comedian who is much better at original and witty counters than at cracking scripted jokes. Do travel more and keep posting these kind of videos.
watch clueless gamer and his remotes
It’s beautiful to see that Conan always finds people who like to insult him 😂
I remember doing a project on the Dead Sea a few years ago, and while I was doing my research, this video popped up. of course I had procrastinated completing the project until the night before, so I was very stressed and tired at like 1am in the morning. I was very confused while I was watching this because for some reason in the chaos of my sleep deprived brain I thought this was an educational video. good times
I can't understand for the life of me, who would give Conan a thumbs down...he's a national treasure.
pretty sure its all staged. If he was actually being serious he probably wouldn't be with his wife anymore.
Yeah but that nation is not Israel
Are you kidding? They did his DNA and he was found to be something nobody thought possible - he's 100% Irish. Which means he not only floats, he WALKS on water.
That's a whole mess of inbreeding.
@@ThatOpalGuy Yup.
when he took off his shirt and he glowed LMAOO
that israeli girl is hot though
@TelAvivIL so what you're saying is that I need to move to Israel because that girl is smoking hot and the one Israeli girl I met in real life was also smoking hot.
@@Unchainedmaple888 We also know a female israeli celebrity who is also smokin hot.
Well they are God's chosen people.
They fine as red wine
Looks like Natalie Portman
@@denimchicken104 Natalie Portman / Gal Gadot mash-up, which is not entirely surprising of course, but rare and nice all the same!
the way he walks when he says “im gonna go that way and cry” XD
That Israeli women was really cute
Cs 3 she looks like Gal Gadot (wonderwoman)
Cs 3 she is palestinian
She is ugandian
+ZACK ARIA Wrong she is Armenian
How tf do u know where she is from?
i want me an Israeli wife now..
iChinnyAce but you are no Jew
No you don't!
I'm a hetero girl... and I want me an Israeli wife.
Ethan Klein from H3H3 has an Israeli sister up for grabs
they are pretty tough, they served and have combat experience.
My real takeaway was “Wow Conan can play piano ? “
Come with me, and you'll float too :)
CatchinXBodiezz nice IT reference
YOULL FLOAT TOO YOULL FLOAT TOO
Don't need to come with you. We ALL float down here, bro
WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE
CatchinXBodiezz I would rather get high and fly
It's just kind of funny to think how the girl who looks like Gal Gadot's younger sister now is semi-internationally famous just for happening to be at that beach at that time.
the girl looks like Gal Gadots younger sister
AND sounds exactly like her
She does though
1:30 Conan's head looks unusually large here because of the contrast in colours
Damn them girls are beautiful...
I am a lucky man to live here
Girls? There was only 1 in the video
T U R K - 1 8 2 watch all of the Israel video buddy
nah.. european are the best :/
@@BruceLee-rh2is 50% of your women are obese so no, no they aren't💀
*HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THERE IS SO MANY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE IN ONE PLACE?!*
Forced military service
Papa Ganush We want to serve.. not really forced
I'd imagine cleaner eating than the processed stuff in the US. I doubt "military service" makes someone attractive. Healthy/in shape/fit? Sure. Attractive? Pretty sure that large man with the pot belly also went through military service too. Didn't make him too attractive lol
You can’t sink but you can still drown. When flipped upside down you could get stuck and die
I don’t understand all the thumbs down dislikes?!?! Conan is hilarious in everything!
Shawna Ono muslim Muslims ....
imagine having a cut then jumping in
I can feel the pain already.
I already felt this pain, not very pleasant
Zany Zebra jesus
Yeah happens to me and boy oh boy it hurts..
@Zany Zebra Apex lmao thats therapy material
I thought he was wearing a turtleneck while he was playing the piano
You know a bunch of interns rubbed that mud all over him.
Lmao at Conan attempting to play 'Saltwater' after floating in the Dead Sea.
The dislike is from the staff cleaning the mud
"Okay, you with me now"
That's how you did it 👌
How could anyone not love this guy?! 😂😂
TOO LATE FOR SORRY. - Me when family has eaten my leftovers
Why would you still want your leftovers?
Please Conan come to Nambia !!
😂😂😂👌
Yes and don't forget to try nambia's national drink covfefe.
😂 lol
Julian Garcia 😂😂😂😂😂👌
Julian Garcia No
“Hi I’m Conan”
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA
He's honestly one of the funniest late night hosts
We want more Conan without borders!!!!
This was the first Conan video I watched thinking that its kind of an educational/informative video about the Dead Sea
Boy, was I wrong! He is so hilarious, this video basically trapped me into a Conan binging cycle and I can't get out. Help.
I thought it was only gal gadot, but it's all isreali women
Lord Knight
Smh I am Israeli and i do not look like that.
I'm from Israel and from experience I'm gonna tell u they usually look mighty fine until their 30's lol
"says wow"
Laughing tracks starts
It would be so cool to hang with Conan. Great video. Much love from Wheeling West Virginia.
I expected the Zohan to jump out of the water.
she looks like gal gadot
Me too when I look at people from different races than me the first time. Everyone looks the same lol
Well, Gal is Israeli
Pham: private parts have the same argument. smh
Yeah the facial structure
Post Malone
So? There are different people in israel. Not everyone looks like that
"Too late for sorry!"
1:46 That transition is funny as hell