@@itsjustjuju7945 well.. ya don't need to double-stuff.. you could 1-2 the thing like the sausage rope thingy.. yeah it's about 5 in the morning here.. i should be sleeping instead of thinking about how to fit 2 racoons up my arse.. I now shall retire in my stable for a fair night's sleep.
It’s the strangest thing, I swear Jeb has been my emergency contact for the longest time, but I have stopped taking my schizophrenia meds… But I sure am glad to have you here
@@GrandMaster_Yoda True GMaster Yoda. However, in my passing and thanks to the youth, I have seen the error of my ways and am open to guide the next generation and walk in the path of balance.
@@ShamdenSmuki Very true. I was allowed on the council but am not a master. Wishing you safe vibes and may the force of others be with you and you too Uncle Yoda.
It has been awhile since I felt the emotional impacts of making up with your Ex.. Trully an Underrated kind of audio. And ngl, it was too realistic it felt like I was the Listener. Keep it up Darling! Much Love and Happy Days! 💕💕💕
Ex-GF: "Yeah, you do need treatment. They need to look at your head." Me: "My head has dented steel. I guarantee there's nothing for them to look at." Also, I know she said the nurse called her as the emergency contact, but I still have this image in my head of the ex showing up at the hospital ready to start a war if they don't let her see me ASAP.
Being in a hospital feels so normal to me at this point. I'm a hospital-camper or something I don't know I'm not funny. Also, hospital in german is Krankenhaus. Great video Strawb! At this point whenever you upload a video, I know it's gonna be good. Awesome work! Take a donut for your good work! 🍩 Have a good day or night Strawb!
"I know I can't tell you what to do" Actually, if she really was my girlfriend, I would have granted her the special right to order me around whenever I were to do something stupid. And that is for life.
This is an anime character and i love that anime For anybody who is curious and would like to watch here you go Anime: rascals do not dream of bunny girl senpai Thumbnail character’s name: mai-san or sakurajamaimai Genre:comedy, romance,school,supernatural
Axelotl loves how much the humans care for him🥺 I mean I was being chased by a snappy crab and fell down the water stairs so thank u for looking after me ☺️☺️☺️
just broke up with my ex a few days ago... ig the universe is trying to comfort me on whats going on today, my other phone got taken for some stupid reason ,my ex suddenly left me for another guy... my whole body shaked when stwab said "babe" her voice reminds me of, well "her" and the fact that im alone again is just too much for me rn....
It was pretty cute and wholesome well done a good job once again Edit: i know it's of topic of the video but would you like to some time do a Q&A i think it would be really good
im doing a Q&A this friday on my stream! feel free to join the discord and submit a question! the link to the google form is in my announcements channel, if you need help finding it just ask a mod! discord.gg/darlingstrawb
Ok I have I love life, but I come to your videos because there's just something interesting about your voice acting, I think everyone could learn from it
Context isn't the same, but as someone who just got their second vaccine shot and is feeling it, this was something nice to relax to. Don't regret it of course, I know I'll be better after a day and am just being a big baby, but right now this was nice. Thank you ^^
as always mr. Wonka. have a water. its not as good as chocolate. in fact its barley water its mostly led because its from 1917 so, sorry about that mr. Wonka.
A poem: “I wake inside this dream, I faint inside my unconsciousness, I float to the skies seems, and wait for the sunrise, for I am a moonwalker, playing with your dreams, and waiting for the waking of yourself. I stare at your closed eyes as time passes by, moonwalker always wondering why, why the humans always dream of dreams” I was not high when I made this, idk what happened, just practicing :)
never take your ex back, ever reason? either you are financially at a better place or she will settle for you cause she needs someone while she's not getting any attention or you found someone better and she just jealous how good you scored
@@loweit4842 nah i texted her once to ask if she still wanted to be friends but she said no and its been almost a year since we broke up so i think theres no point
Of course we broke up cause of my emotional walls. The only reason I was even able to date you was you could somehow tell when I wasn't being honest with you 😩😩😩
![[Girlfriend Roleplay] Please Look at Me... [Post Argument] [Living Together] [Work Got to Us] [F4A]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GFBE2z4lZ8Y/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Girlfriend Roleplay] Please Look at Me... [Post Argument] [Living Together] [Work Got to Us] [F4A]](/img/tr.png)
![It's Okay To Feel Bad My Love [Girlfriend RP] [F4A] [holding you] [reassurance]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NwjRuvll-No/mqdefault.jpg)
![girlfriend's 3am confession💜 (F4M) [sweet yet swear-y] [tsundere] [freaking out] [asmr roleplay]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8IqxCFDMyMQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![It Hurts Thinking of You [Exes to Lovers] [Library] [Reuniting Again] [F4A] ASMR Roleplay](/img/n.gif)
Fun fact: elephants are one of the only known animals to understand pointing without training.
Thank
@@UsagiFennec -s
Fun fact: you are able to store 2 raccoons in your rear end since it can stretch 8 inches wide
@@itsjustjuju7945 well.. ya don't need to double-stuff.. you could 1-2 the thing like the sausage rope thingy..
yeah it's about 5 in the morning here.. i should be sleeping instead of thinking about how to fit 2 racoons up my arse..
I now shall retire in my stable for a fair night's sleep.
@@whiplash2891 I'm sorry for disturbing your sleeping experience.
Spoon’s life flashed before his eyes and he realized he was missing something very important, you!!!
YES!!! IM HERE BEFORE SPOON!!!!!
you darned charmer you!
oh spoon!!! you're so sweet to me!!!
Spoon, how are you everywhere? It's like you exist everywhere'
Teach me your ways spoon, I wish to be like you
"Hey Johnny, play that one about falling down the stairs!"
"Sure thing, Billy!"
*Next thing you know, you wake up in the ER.*
asdf movie lol
Aren’t the names flip-flopped?
"I LOVE IT" XD
also ye its "Hey bobby" and "sure thing, Johnny"
Is this family guy? PLAY ME SOME FILLER JOHNNY
Yooo. you did not... I love that comment.
Knife has seen that the accident made him realize that there was one person in his life that he was missing and that was you he wants you back!
Another utensil has joined the fray!
where is your friend the fork
@@freefall8265 "I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all outta gum."
Where is Spoon
So first I find spoon now knife life is almost complete
"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it..."
...I suppose this is one of the few scenarios where that is a GOOD thing.
i like the new pic
It’s the strangest thing, I swear Jeb has been my emergency contact for the longest time, but I have stopped taking my schizophrenia meds…
But I sure am glad to have you here
We know it was an inside job George
I never though my humor would stoop to someone pretending to be *_the George W Bush_* commenting on ASMR videos…
Hello Mr. Ex president I am a great fan of your uh work and muz wishes you a very uh happy rest of your life
Forbidden, attachments are, but make her an exception, I will. Caring and supportive, she is.
I love you master yoda how’s Anakin doing. last time I checked you said he couldn’t be a master Jedi
@@ShamdenSmuki Turned Anakin to the Dark Side, Darth Sidious has. Known as Darth Vader, he is now.
@@GrandMaster_Yoda True GMaster Yoda. However, in my passing and thanks to the youth, I have seen the error of my ways and am open to guide the next generation and walk in the path of balance.
@@ShamdenSmuki Very true. I was allowed on the council but am not a master. Wishing you safe vibes and may the force of others be with you and you too Uncle Yoda.
The comfort and lines that were delivered in this audio hit me harder than falling down a 2 story house with stairs, absolutely amazing strawb!
damn bruh wut she do
Her: why are you refusing treatment
Me: gussing that the character is american
"You see, they want something i dont have... Money"
Didn't expect it, but I forgot how cute she was, so I'm thinking I appreciate it.
It has been awhile since I felt the emotional impacts of making up with your Ex..
Trully an Underrated kind of audio.
And ngl, it was too realistic it felt like I was the Listener.
Keep it up Darling! Much Love and Happy Days! 💕💕💕
Ex-GF: "Yeah, you do need treatment. They need to look at your head."
Me: "My head has dented steel. I guarantee there's nothing for them to look at."
Also, I know she said the nurse called her as the emergency contact, but I still have this image in my head of the ex showing up at the hospital ready to start a war if they don't let her see me ASAP.
uploaded on my birthday god damn thank you for the present
hbd!
I never thought anyone would want me back, even after almost dying and waking up in the ER....this feels so nice.
Cucumber Approved
da cumber
Being in a hospital feels so normal to me at this point. I'm a hospital-camper or something I don't know I'm not funny.
Also, hospital in german is Krankenhaus.
Great video Strawb! At this point whenever you upload a video, I know it's gonna be good. Awesome work!
Take a donut for your good work! 🍩
Have a good day or night Strawb!
you right about your second statement
Whether or not I would get back together with an ex entirely depends on why we broke up in the first place
Definitely need more of these Ex ASMR. I find it very intriguing.
I fell down the stairs? I could have splattered, good thing it was only a bruise. Im a fragile tomato.
tomato is water cup approved.
@@watercup5138 thank you good sir
tomato is also crap approved especially the ones with monocles and top hats
water cup approved.
i remember when i was in a relationship!
i don't want to talk about it...
Who was it if you dont mind asking Mr.Cup
A haiku about the past. Ahem:
Long forgotten flames
Rekindled by disaster
We welcome their warmth
im glad your still here. Giornos gone );
@@hatlesszebra I will carry on the true masters memory
@@Althecor someone has too
"I know I can't tell you what to do"
Actually, if she really was my girlfriend, I would have granted her the special right to order me around whenever I were to do something stupid. And that is for life.
This is an anime character and i love that anime
For anybody who is curious and would like to watch here you go
Anime: rascals do not dream of bunny girl senpai
Thumbnail character’s name: mai-san or sakurajamaimai
Genre:comedy, romance,school,supernatural
I love this anime and this is my first and fav anime
@@grstguy6923 good for you man i would recommend it tbh
The movies brilliant as well
Axelotl loves how much the humans care for him🥺 I mean I was being chased by a snappy crab and fell down the water stairs so thank u for looking after me ☺️☺️☺️
"But why are you refusing treatment?"
Generations of guys being told to 'Walk it off' and 'Toughen up'.
Got me in my feels. Script and voice acting was on point.
that "it's fine" is so cute 6:17
Putting Mai on the thumbnail should be cheating. How can one not click
True
For some reason the part where she says "I want you + other reasons" repeatedly made me cry
just broke up with my ex a few days ago...
ig the universe is trying to comfort me on whats going on today, my other phone got taken for some stupid reason ,my ex suddenly left me for another guy...
my whole body shaked when stwab
said "babe" her voice reminds me of, well "her" and the fact that im alone again is just too much for me rn....
"What happened to you?"
I tried to out-pizza the hut
Carl approved this video good job 👍
It was pretty cute and wholesome well done a good job once again
Edit: i know it's of topic of the video but would you like to some time do a Q&A i think it would be really good
im doing a Q&A this friday on my stream! feel free to join the discord and submit a question! the link to the google form is in my announcements channel, if you need help finding it just ask a mod! discord.gg/darlingstrawb
@@darlingstrawb oh ok thanks just remind me what time do you stream on Friday?
@@nickolas18 7PM EST! my schedule is also in my discord!
@@darlingstrawb oh thanks
As soon as you said "dark" my monitor went into power mode and my room went black and it just scared the shit outta me
I'm a simple anime enjoyer. I see Sakurajima Mai on the thumbnail, I click, EZ.
This make me feel good...thank you
Ah, I see. I definitely took a tumble after my nerf. Thank you for visiting me!
Sheeeesh my man wearing the flip flop drip doe
I came for wholesomeness and i got depression
I loved thiss!!!! Hope to see a pt 2!
It's kinda funny they broke up because he wouldn't open up emotionally; a guy opening up will usually get him dumped these days.
hallo to all my S(hr)IMPS
Edit: this is such a great script and was preformed beautifully!!!! TY STRAWB!!!!
Dang it Narwhal...
@@Sylvie5959 muahahahaha
This is a lot different from my character from saying their voice lines in my left 4 dead 2 solo runs, but it's a welcome one
Fun fact: I am living in your walls and will break out once you fall asleep
You can come out early if you want, i need a friend anyways
Fun fact: I KNOW
Ok I have I love life, but I come to your videos because there's just something interesting about your voice acting, I think everyone could learn from it
This one did stuff to me. Her talking about the memories did stuff to me. I want to get over her
If Grundys life is meant to go on he needs you in it
The "everything came flooding back" part made me cry,
It's almost a year, and I just can't :
“Oh hey! You’re finally awake! You were trying to cross the road right? Same as the other guy who was drinking his sorrows away.”
She doesn't want you back, chicken and rice, eat your chicken and rice
Context isn't the same, but as someone who just got their second vaccine shot and is feeling it, this was something nice to relax to. Don't regret it of course, I know I'll be better after a day and am just being a big baby, but right now this was nice. Thank you ^^
This is low key making me miss my ex gf😔😔
Closes book* LIKE THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN
My Kokoro...this is very wholesome
Nah impossible timing.. just had a 1 hour call with my ex
oh gosh... i sent you all my luck and love
DAMN
Yes, I fell down the stairs. Definitely all of them, and not just the last two. Honest, guv.
Ye, this hit hard. I really miss my baby and want her back so much. . .
if I’m the one that broke up with them then no, I broke up with you for a reason
Hospital recovery is temporary Halo is
I N F I N I T E
it pains me coming here to hear this every night but i guess i'm that desperate for her to come back
Willy Wonka approves this video
Have a Wonka Bar 🍫
Thanks, all I've eaten today was some swiss rolls. Now I have also had an imaginary chocolate bar!
as always mr. Wonka.
have a water. its not as good as chocolate. in fact its barley water its mostly led because its from 1917 so, sorry about that mr. Wonka.
Yo wtf why your voice sound so good?
me who dropped from a whole staircase feom a block , and didnt even go to hospital and just laughed with my friends=)
Me who got injured on purpose
*L theme intensifies*
I clicked so fast when I saw the title
How to walk down the stairs:
Step 1
Step 2
Step 5
Step 8
Step 12
Floor
Oh no I fell up the stairs
A poem:
“I wake inside this dream, I faint inside my unconsciousness, I float to the skies seems, and wait for the sunrise, for I am a moonwalker, playing with your dreams, and waiting for the waking of yourself. I stare at your closed eyes as time passes by, moonwalker always wondering why, why the humans always dream of dreams”
I was not high when I made this, idk what happened, just practicing :)
this audio was le poggies
Aww yeah we got the ex gf roleplay.
Third option. Parkour out the window
Also you live so close to the hospital, that is convenient
StrawB: Listen, I know you don't wanna cost bills-
Me, a Canadian: *wait, the what now*
I feel the exact same way.
We need music for these
the video was nice but it made me remember things i want to forget
i actually broke my wrist falling down stairs, very cool!
Wow… not gonna lie but this one kinda hit me lol🥲
I see Mai, I click
I may or may not of actually just fell down the stairs a few minutes ago
“I missed you too” 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 “BUFFALO WILD WINGS IS OUT WITH B DUBS”
Mai-san
Im crying because i left a sparkling ice in the freezer and now its completely frozen
never take your ex back, ever
reason? either you are financially at a better place or she will settle for you cause she needs someone while she's not getting any attention or you found someone better and she just jealous how good you scored
It's not always as straight forward as that
her name was lily she was such a nice girl and i would do anything to take back the things that i said about her after we broke up
Call her its never too late bro
@@loweit4842 nah i texted her once to ask if she still wanted to be friends but she said no and its been almost a year since we broke up so i think theres no point
Loved it 🥰
I really like this. And I don’t even know why.
Why did I fall down the stairs?
*I thought I had the PHD Flopper Perk active*
such a sweet vid
Of course we broke up cause of my emotional walls. The only reason I was even able to date you was you could somehow tell when I wasn't being honest with you 😩😩😩
We shoud probably get back to the hospital in the morning. Just to be safe. I really don't wanna end up losing this chance at happiness!
Hug on you Darlingstrawb, I hope you had a good day take care of yourself 🤗🤗🤗 (>•w•)>
Anime Sauce picture is from the anime: Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai
The ex looks like bunny senpai ?
What madman would end that?
Thanks
Even though we broke up I still love you 😔
It’s Sakurajima Mai!
Hearing this I got rid of my ex on my emergency contacts
Bunny girl senpai 😂 noice 👍🏻
This is nice
No wonder i have bruises, my heads hurting just thinking about you
Great video
Impressive... but the LEGO set I got said 7-9 years and I ate it in 30 minutes