At that point I'd just ask how much cash he has access to and politely ask him to get some. Take a bit for yourself too, this is a robbery who's gonna know, have some chinese tonight
That’s a famous line by Mae West . In February 1936 she was at Los Angeles Railway Station . A police officer was assigned to escort her home .She said to him ‘ Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ?’ She then delivered the same line in the movie ‘She Done Him Wrong’ . That line now has been used millions of times, often with slight variations .
I know this is a joke but did you hear the story of a young Ghanaian man who was 'attracted' to the teller, they $h0+ him (he survived) cz they thought 'it' was a &un. I can't 😥
@@cherrymetha3185 I thought of a similar thing from a song called "Daddy Cop" from the show "The Rookie" one verse said "Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Lol 😂
I always feel a little dumb when I think about it, but when I was a kid, I thought that all the gay people were in relationships, like how can you be gay if you don't have a same sex partner? Oh, yeah, the same way I can be single as a straight person 😂
Just like that guy from a year or two ago went into a coffee shop (or hair salon) and yelled out "yo, this is a robbery! Everybody give me your money!" But everybody ignored him and he quietly left.
That's exactly the vibe of my office filled with gen zs, every one of us would point to their forehead if a robber comes or just take a picture with him
Rudy's way of telling us he's gay 🤔 Edit: wow this is gonna be my most popular comment lol.. well I guess it's meant to be ruby, let's ditch our wives and get hitched?
Rudy habibi - I always appreciate the attention to detail in these skits - the cubicle wall next to Tristan, and hey these bank employees have good taste in outfits (despite being ready to die 😂)
Robber being robbed. Not his money but his dignity as a robber. 😂
Mission failed twice 😹
The robber can file a case for mental abuse and harassment.
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😂😂😂
He got emotional damage.
*Robber calls police to report two bank employees harrassing him*
An uno reverse situation 💀
"I'm being held up at the bank officer. These two wouldn't give me my money when I asked for it."
I work for an ethics and compliance hotline. I can confirm I had an anonymous call reporting two bank employees harassing the caller.
Lol. 🤣
Probably could do that in NYC now...
"He thinks we have the keys to the safe".
So much truth in that one line.
Truth is underage you can't say that
@@pena014💀
He said “Blud thinks” not he thinks
hahha that laugh is hilarious
Same thing @@YourCommonSinner
“…and then they made sexual innuendos about my “gun” officer 😭”
😂😂
😭
LOL!
the way the robber poses at the end like he just accepts defeat
Robber: man I'm done dude, whatever ✌️
@Angel_14101 😂😂😂
At that point I'd just ask how much cash he has access to and politely ask him to get some. Take a bit for yourself too, this is a robbery who's gonna know, have some chinese tonight
ole. mole.
Aye. Tag me bro 😂
"you're hard man? That's not a gun?" Had me dying!!😂😂😂
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That’s a famous line by Mae West . In February 1936 she was at Los Angeles Railway Station . A police officer was assigned to escort her home .She said to him ‘ Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ?’ She then delivered the same line in the movie ‘She Done Him Wrong’ . That line now has been used millions of times, often with slight variations .
I burst out laughing in the office at that part 😂
I know this is a joke but did you hear the story of a young Ghanaian man who was 'attracted' to the teller, they $h0+ him (he survived) cz they thought 'it' was a &un. I can't 😥
@@cherrymetha3185 I thought of a similar thing from a song called "Daddy Cop" from the show "The Rookie" one verse said "Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Lol 😂
I love how violated he looked when that guy was like "that's not a gun huh?" lol
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hi
You "love it"?👀
"i'm gay"
"i'm single"
so real
I always feel a little dumb when I think about it, but when I was a kid, I thought that all the gay people were in relationships, like how can you be gay if you don't have a same sex partner? Oh, yeah, the same way I can be single as a straight person 😂
@@desireelevesque634character growth 📈
@@desireelevesque634woah, thank you so much for this comment, i totally forgot about my boyfriend, God bless you ❤😂
me i guess
fr 😭
‘Workplace harassment’ except the entire workplace is harassing the criminal
Now that’s a world where people actually use their brains to confuse the heck out of the robber
Yaaaa
Next episode: "The robber goes to HR to file a complaint." 😂
And the robber would be able to sue in the big cities of the US.
This has to be your best sketch yet
It has ever kind of joke u can imagine!
Yup!!! For sure Bro!!
no its his worst
@@LugerP40 dude why?
Robber: " sigh... alright, are you guys hiring?😭
20 years time investment plan to rob bank for several hundred thousands of dollars
"We'll rob the bank month by month... By taking pay checks!"
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That's in the Onion Movie, that clip comes up every few months.
"Pause yoooo" love that he took a second to process 😂
"They can be hard too"
"Yeah they can.. pause.. yoooo"
That whole part got me bawlin🤣
“So that’s not a gun?”
Especially after being told the bank employee is gay and single 😂
@@Shamiterrificdidn't catch that at first when watching, but its absolute genius
To everyone in this chat, Jesus is calling you today. Come to him, repent from your sins, bear his cross and live the victorious life..
@@idehenebenezer
Why?
“Robbers can be hard as well”
Was the worst choice of words 💀
Fr (chain?)
Ya
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Ur a great actor bro. Tristan seemed like an entirely different person.
Not just actor, but director and writer - too.
Bro i was gonna say this also. He actually got talent
Gay men usually are more talented and creative❤❤@@william69952
Rudys dad : Are you blind habibi ?
Legit
Tristan though 😂🤣🤣🤣
"You got a gun? Is that a gun? Shoot me, shoot me"
"That's not a gun huh😏😏"
..."well than shoot your shot 😏😏" 😅
Blud thinks i have the keys to the safe... Hilarious 😂😂
Didn't think we'd ever hear Rudy say blud lol
@@rbaeye
@@Mikaelbarcena Your profile pictures made me think rbae replied to himself because of the colors lmao.
@@Felix_Carvalho ah yes, wall-e and beast gohan look the same
Blud thinks he's part of the skit he watched... Hilarious 😂
Honestly thought he called Tristan over to die like that one coworker you can’t stand 😂
TRISTEN with an "e". Get it right.
@@xxyy1318 so what if they spelled it with an A. It's not a common name
@@xxyy1318Both are right. Get your facts right
Bro same 😂
Me too. You and I would be horrible workmates I think.
"911 whats your emergency?"
"Two employees are harrasing me"
Stolen
@@jianli4523 Like ur mom
DAMN
@@Andrew-he2pb DAYUM
@@Andrew-he2pb you sure you aren’t mentioning your own situation?
Man this guy got some good stories they are actually funny and not cringy.
"Yo, tag me bro." Had me dying!😂😂😂😂😂
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😂😂
"Gotta get my social media engagement up fam" 😂😂💯💯 FACTS
Tristan knows what's up. 😂
Yeah the robber apparently, bro needs to come into the bank when he’s not so excited
Damn the 911 likes though
@@saifulzazwanizar388745 more in 21 minutes
i see what you did there
I got scared when I heard my name
This feels like a Stanzi crossover, which, now that I say it, is something the internet desparately needs.
Didn't even think about this but now I want it!😂
Pls-
Dude, their humor and big personalities would destroy the universe. I NEED IT TO HAPPEN!!! dangit, now I gotta binge her stuff now haha
Y. E. S.
Is this Sebastian again??
Robber goes into therapy after feeling victimized and never taken seriously 😂😂😂
It's actually very impressive that Rudy can do multiple personalities so well. I know your dream is to be a musician, but you should be an actor.
Too much peopling required for a hard-core introvert 🤣
Never work in Hollywood. Bad juju!
for real his acting is very good especially when he does the son and father skits
he is an actor, just not a union one
Reminds me of Mark Wahlberg when I found out his true dream was to be what Eminem is now. And feels a jealousy for him that's uncanny.
“Empty the safe, and you will be safe”
Truly one of the quotes of all time
One of the comments I have read this year!
@@ddebenedictis One of the replies on a comment that I have replied to this year.
@@calmingselfone of the best replies for the reply to the reply of a comment I've ever made this year
He thinks there's cash in the safe 😂 not much cash, all just numbers now
@@zzaeoo_ - you replying to @calmingself one of the best replies for the reply to the reply of a comment I've ever heard of x infinity
"shoot me ,shoot me" 😂😂😂😂😂
Pointing at his head like he's Johan or something 😂
“LETS GO SHOOT ME, SHOOT ME, SHOOOOOOOT MEEEEE!!”
He don't even want to be there
thats what i would say if im getting robbed
when gen z and millennials be confronted each other xD
Threatening someone with depression and suicidal thoughts could be punishment
so much truth😂😂😂
Tristan--“shoot me, shoot me, right here” the annoying best co-worker 😂😂😂
Bro wanted help to that express checkout to life 😂😭
Yeah right on the mouth right 😂 ❓
I loved this!
Damn, Tristan's voice & accent though. Rudy you're really going places.
As someone with that name…yeah, it’s pretty good. 😂
He stole my heart and my peach.
the "yeah they can PAUSE yoooo" sent me lmao
The guy being gay is what really sent me 😭
"Pause, No Diddy ☝️🤓"
WHERE?!
Sent you where?
"yo tag me bro" hahahahahahaha
Those guys are such a mood, lol.
"Do everything I say or I'll kill you."
"Don't be promising me a good time, bro."
The writing on these is way funnier than any comedy show I've seen on TV recently
And it's one guy instead of 50 writers
"Don't draw attention to yourself. Me? You're wearing a mask, bro" 😂😂😂😂
“Yo tag me bro” whenever anything happens 😂
"Can I put you on my story, I've never been robbed before" just sent me 😂😂😂
Robber poses: ✌🏾
Tristan: Yo, tag me bro
😂😂😂
Cringe. Stop saying "Sent me" u stupid kids.
Best line 😂
A perfect example of failing your intimidation roll.
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Dude just choose the wrong cashier
@@TheeArtSmith two of the wrong cashiers 😂😂😂
Just like that guy from a year or two ago went into a coffee shop (or hair salon) and yelled out "yo, this is a robbery! Everybody give me your money!" But everybody ignored him and he quietly left.
This reminds me of that black Dude with a LA clippers cap robbing a vietnamese store or salon. 😂
Love how he had to go through the extra steps of not married and gay before he said he was single
I'm not even gay and I do that just to fuck with people I don't like XD
Man, you are so funny! I LOVE your videos. I can't stop laughing. Look forward to them every day!
"you hard man? So thats not a gun?"
Robber becomes modest😂😂😂
Thanks y'all for the likes! 😁
bro i didn’t know he was packing a bazooka down their
@@meowsicalesdarkshadow5825 like in bazooka bubblegum! 😆
Go's in to rob the place and gets sexual harassed. 😂
Liked your comment but then I saw you’re the kind of person that thanks people for likes, so I disliked your comment.
The existential darkness of these bank employees just resonates.
Well... they are paid more, Imagine teacher getting robbed. uusally most valuable possession I carry with me is half eaten sandwich
As a bank employee for years I can confirm these exact vibes 😂
@Petaurista13 depends what your job at the bank is
"Pauseee Yooo"
"Ur hard man? So thats not a gun Huh" 💀
Caught me off guard 😂
@@MichaelRichardson-yy3ij pause
@@TheRealTrash2. nah seriously
I didn't understand the pause if he's gay but it was funny 😂
Oh. This guy's humor is so sharp and dry it hurts when i laugh. Great sketches!
When depression already beat you by robbing your happiness:
Tristan seems like the fun employee we all need.
"Yo tag me bro" so relatable
It’s the little wave of the finger while he says it 😂😂
I swear to me this truly is one of the funniest things I've ever seen! "Pause, ... so that's not a gun"
It's the nuances in your delivery that make this skit so much funnier and special, respect bro
Tristan needs to be a reoccurring character 😂
Tristan was hilarious 😂😂😂
recurring* There! FTFY
That's exactly the vibe of my office filled with gen zs, every one of us would point to their forehead if a robber comes or just take a picture with him
Are y'all just desensitized
Yup
wait fr?
fr
Real
Robber : police officer, please...they are bullying me😂
They way he says "pause... YOOOOO" is hilarious
The timing too, it was perfectly timed for my brain cells LMAO
That’s actually some of the best humor I’ve seen in a long time
Robber walk in with the most polite batman voice and think the tellers gonna be scared 😂
I wanna see more of Tristan! Just Tristan, Clark and Rudy hanging out together 😻
“So that’s not a gun, huh?” 🤣🤣🤣I can’t
Employees calling on robber: 🚫
Robber calling on employees: ✅️
The “ ✌️ “ 😂😂😂😂
Perfect!!!
Yeah that was my fav part!! 😂 Next time I hope he does the 'finger heart' from K-dramas 🫰❤
Awww! He really a softie!
Tristans laughter had me right on the spot 😂
I need more of Tristan😂 Seems like a chill guy
That robber is Christian Bale with a cold
I was thinking that 😂 well not the cold part but Batman.
@@MillieBlackRose 😂😂 ikr lol
@@gaijin_sailovideos1333 oh how the mighty have fallen
@@MillieBlackRose 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆🤭🤭.. The Dark Knight Falling 😂
@@gaijin_sailovideos1333 I could see that being a whole skit 🤣🤣🤣 Bruce looses all his money so Batman has a new type of job.
The bank tellers giving Gen Z vibes frfr
Its
ohshitodam...HAHAHA, your comment....Hahahaaaa is making google translate.....because it doesn't understand what frfr means
That dialogue was so natural I genuinely didn’t realize the two bank employees were the same person
"You'll Live To See Tomorrow"
"Don't Care"
Work energy 😂
That hit hard AF 😂😂😂
"Life has taken more from me, than you could ever take"
WOW. But Arab dad would probably be able to take more 😅
so true today
The way the robber covers himself is just ahahahha he got so shy!!! 😂😂😂
This has to be my favorite skit of yours
"you're hard man? That's not a gun?" Had me dying!!
"That's not a gun huh"
Had me dying 🤣😭🤣
Tristan new character unlocked 😂
Rumour has it this is how all great male friendships begin.
I -low-key- high-key love Tristan. Man’s got such a vibe.
You're a great character actor! A lot of sketches i see like this typically feel like the same character with a different outfit.
But you, Rudy, seem like actual, different people!!! 😂
Tristan is my new favorite character.😂
when you realize it's all the same guy, I lost my mind
When two best friends work together:
Rudy's way of telling us he's gay 🤔
Edit: wow this is gonna be my most popular comment lol.. well I guess it's meant to be ruby, let's ditch our wives and get hitched?
Im very straight habibi
Lol
@@RudyAyoub 😂😂😂 I'm dead dude
@@RudyAyoub so real
@@RudyAyoubshame
Jkjk
Because in 2028 we cant afford anything besides being single
Robber thinks he's in 2017.
He's never heard of Cashapp.
THiS skit iS absolutely Dangerously Funniii!✌😍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"yo tag me brah"
fr got me XD
Ya that got a snort out of me too.
I cannot believe Rudy plays all three of these guys!!!!! Impossible. He has 2 brothers/ cousins we don't know about.
And he got his dad to be quiet and record XD
Omg Tristan is him toooo😮
Who is Rudy?!
At least his dad is real. He's so good at ASMR ❤
@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 - I don’t know if you’re joking, but you do know that the father isn’t real either!😁
Rudy's beginning to learn how to gaslight from Arab Dad? 😂
"you got a gun? Is that a gun? shoot me right here" lmao
The inflection in the "that's hilarious bro" is perfect
“You have a gun? Shoot me , shoot me” had me dead 😂
Rudy habibi - I always appreciate the attention to detail in these skits - the cubicle wall next to Tristan, and hey these bank employees have good taste in outfits (despite being ready to die 😂)
This is truly the funniest thing I've ever seen. It just keeps coming 😂
This is hilarious!! Loved when none of the threats worked and Rudy finally said, I don't care!! ❤
The face Rudy made with: "Don't care." 😂😂😂
The joke was that he doesn’t care if he lives to see another day, he can’t even threaten his life to get what he wants
That "yooo tag me bro" got me so badly
Thought the robber was gonna ask him out after he said he was single
That would be betrayal of his profession!
This is giving,”I’m not getting paid enough for this.” Vibes.
😂😂😂 one of the best skits ever. This would totally be me and my work besties. 😁
You nailed Tristan, feels like actual 3rd guy, great acting
The bank employees are single, suicidal, and powerless at work. Damn, what’s the point in trying to scare them. 😂
this silly short captures current zeitgeist so well
Sebastian?! Long time no see!!! 😍 Also, 'Top Demotivated Employee' award goes to Tristan!!! 🎉 Love it! 😂
Tristan's voice is excellent. Love this whole skit.
😂😂 This was hilarious! You did that man! All three characters were different! Good acting man!!
This guy's acting range is amazing