I'm a Uber driver myself I've never took someone phone and gave myself a tip but I have taken someone phone and gave myself five stars..at one time my rating was getting real low when I first started and if they seem like they was cool AKA it was another black person I would like hey bro let me see your phone real quick so I can show you how to hit that five star and usually they will give me their phone I will go to the Rating part and hit that five star for them
This is by far one of the best skits. Seemed so damn real. She played this part so damn well. Need to see more of her. Put her In the need to pay rent skits . This woman badddd…
@@mrb9502 she almost broke character here and there but she definitely can act and read the room feeding off his energy. There's only 4 others that he's done skits with that can act but 🤷🏾♂️ he don't ever bring em back sadly so I won't expect anything other than not seeing this one again.
@@CaliGramz yea I saw her smiling... i'm sure she adlibed most of that... so they probably didn't want to reshoot it..... she really need to start her own channel because shes a natural & she thick as hell!! As my boy Big Jahh would say. "she got yamage" 😁
@@mrb9502 yams galore ! And I was waiting on her to accept my follow request on IG so I can see if she has any other content (doubt it) but she definitely needs to network more. She'll be a good fit in Jah skits or if she mind making that trip to ATL for Lonnie and Jamal skits.
She's the type of honey I'd dig from a far!! Check her out all the time and stuff cuz she's naturally attractive both physically & socially!! Definitely wouldn't try to ever holla or get wit but would be a fan of her. Right sexy fa sho, but as someone mentioned befo', the tats told me all I need to know!!
I got in a lyft with this sista who was looking back at me while driving about 85 mph on the freeway. Not looking in the rearview but literally turned around looking at me and not the road. She missed our exit twice doing that. Had me shook in the back seat bruh. Woman told me her life story in that scary 30 min ride that would've been 20 mins had she not missed the exits.
I had a very similar situation she was a Latina though but like a black Latina from the Dominican Republic.. but we was quiet for the first couple of minutes and she had no mask on at all and I asked her about her mask and while driving she did a whole 180 and looked me dead in the eyes while talking to me and basically from there the ice was broken and we was talking but every time she got ready to speak she would do a 180 and stare me in my eyes.. and I also had a sista.. she couldn't find exactly where I was at and started cussing me out over the phone and telling me how she had things to do and this and that then she finally found me she was still cussing me out then she seen I was going 20 miles away she cussed me out even more talking about she "got things to do"... I stayed completely silent cuz I learned if you feed into these type of chicks you'll be done caught a case and be done got yourself in some beef with her brothers and baby daddies and them... And I had another sista she got a phone call about her kids and drove past my exit and we had to go about 10 miles out the way to get where I was going... You got to have some business about you to be a Uber driver and a lot of these sistas just don't have no business about them
This is a funny skit. However, as an Uber driver this is dead on in doing Uber in the hood. Which is why I avoid doing Uber in the hood as much as possible.
I had an Uber pick me up in a dope as challenger one time, and it smelled so LOUD ⛽️ lmfao bruh was hella cool tho. You could tell he was using Uber to trap out the trunk
@@PlatinumHustle hold up the Uber driver had a two door Challenger ? Did you mean to say Charger , or was it a two door Challenger? I thought cars had to be fours at least for Uber
I love our people we can always make what’s real, real funny. When she said hit this blunt that’s what’s wrong with you, I was dead🤣😂🤣. My sister says it to me all the time knowing I don’t smoke, lol. Good stuff.
Marvelous Jarvis man you got me rolling on this one! when you try to roll that window down, due to the intense weed smoke, the Lyft hood chick says...don't touch my windows.... you said I can't breathe in this mutha.... you got it lit in here!!!! LMAO😄😄😂😂👍
😂😂😂😂😂Thats was funny. Couldn't stop laughing especially when she took your phone rated herself 5 stars and a $20 tip. That was off the hook. I had a female Uber once like that. I had fun with her though.
I had a business trip in Tampa last year ! and my Uber driver was a hood girl and she was cool and we raised hell and had a blast she carted us all over Tampa for about a week !! she talked alot of shit but so did we and on the last nite we bought her dinner at Berns steak house and we all got drunk as hell
@@wildfiregirl1556 no way I'm 55 and she was about 25 at the most we were just having a good time she was a nice girl and I just can't see me doing that
😂😅Ummm her being 25 means she grown an if she took you around town for a wekk🧐Hint Hint lol least you had a good time... that was hood soo it must not have been on the books🤑💳💸
"I'm the driver, they pay me to do this shit"...😅🤣😂😆🤣
I keep telling some people that especially when the passenger tries to tell me where to park and how to drive. 🤦🏿♂️.
Ya they pay her to smoke weed in car with customer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When she took his phone and gave herself 5 stars and a tip I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm a Uber driver myself I've never took someone phone and gave myself a tip but I have taken someone phone and gave myself five stars..at one time my rating was getting real low when I first started and if they seem like they was cool AKA it was another black person I would like hey bro let me see your phone real quick so I can show you how to hit that five star and usually they will give me their phone I will go to the Rating part and hit that five star for them
And she didn't take him to his destination 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes 🤣
You can’t just rate yourself that’s Illegal. Then you gave yourself a tip 😂😂
Why I’m bout to start taking they phone and rate myself 😂
She’s definitely not acting! She’s hood for real 😳
@Leonard Washington somebody call a exorcist my nigga been possessed by that hood kitty
@@Laudryworker2234 Seriously dude is seriously possessed 😆😂
Facts
She definitely don’t need to smoking no weed and clean that damn car out
Hood as she is always us as men we see is a woman. We don't want to fight a woman.
This was wild. She was trying not to laugh at him.
I caught that too.
In the beginning
This is by far one of the best skits. Seemed so damn real. She played this part so damn well. Need to see more of her. Put her In the need to pay rent skits . This woman badddd…
She was just being herself what acting
"I need to give myself 5 staaawws!" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
The chest tat told me everything I needed to know
Fuhsho
I swear lol... I taught It was me alone that noticed
Gave me flashbacks
That's a 1980's spiff
👿😂
“I can’t stop, this really my car” 🤣🤣
th-cam.com/video/QT685v3Oxbo/w-d-xo.html 🤣
need more skits with her.. she did a great job!!
Omg she was awesome!!
Damn good job 4real.
Naw she really hood
Too dam good 👀👀👀😂😂😂😂
She killed it
Facts I love her vibes and she fine
She wasn’t even actin G that’s real 😂😂😂
💯😆🤣
As soon as you saw Money Hungry on her chest you should of bailed!! Lmaooooo 🤣🤣🤣
I miss that
Life.
She wears her heart on her sleeve
th-cam.com/video/QT685v3Oxbo/w-d-xo.html 🤣
I would have bailed out so fast and took the door with me 😆🤣🤣 ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾 deuces
Bruh!!!! Please do the bloopers on this one…. She was about to laugh at her damn self😂
I like how she bout start laughing in the beginning 😆
U saw that too ha👁😂🧐
Took his phone 📱 I need to give myself 5 stars ✨😂😂😂
Can't forget the tip. 😂🤣
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Hope it ain’t to cold for ya 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
This chic is too real she not in skit🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I smoke in my car"!!!😂🤣😂🤣
All the "hood" uber drivers I've had have always been some of the best drivers.
Out of all the hood Uber skits, this gotta be the most hood one I've seen yet. And it's actually funny 😄
@Cali Gramz yep you right. The driver played her part to the "T" !
@@mrb9502 she almost broke character here and there but she definitely can act and read the room feeding off his energy. There's only 4 others that he's done skits with that can act but 🤷🏾♂️ he don't ever bring em back sadly so I won't expect anything other than not seeing this one again.
@@CaliGramz yea I saw her smiling... i'm sure she adlibed most of that... so they probably didn't want to reshoot it..... she really need to start her own channel because shes a natural & she thick as hell!! As my boy Big Jahh would say. "she got yamage" 😁
@@mrb9502 yams galore ! And I was waiting on her to accept my follow request on IG so I can see if she has any other content (doubt it) but she definitely needs to network more. She'll be a good fit in Jah skits or if she mind making that trip to ATL for Lonnie and Jamal skits.
She's the type of honey I'd dig from a far!! Check her out all the time and stuff cuz she's naturally attractive both physically & socially!!
Definitely wouldn't try to ever holla or get wit but would be a fan of her.
Right sexy fa sho, but as someone mentioned befo', the tats told me all I need to know!!
Please put this Sistah in as many skits as possible . What a great undiscovered talent. I promise I've watched this at least 20x's
She's too cute🤣 "Its really my car doe"🤷🏽♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣
You have to get her on more skits! She is hilarious!😂
Normal to me
I got in a lyft with this sista who was looking back at me while driving about 85 mph on the freeway. Not looking in the rearview but literally turned around looking at me and not the road. She missed our exit twice doing that. Had me shook in the back seat bruh. Woman told me her life story in that scary 30 min ride that would've been 20 mins had she not missed the exits.
I had a very similar situation she was a Latina though but like a black Latina from the Dominican Republic.. but we was quiet for the first couple of minutes and she had no mask on at all and I asked her about her mask and while driving she did a whole 180 and looked me dead in the eyes while talking to me and basically from there the ice was broken and we was talking but every time she got ready to speak she would do a 180 and stare me in my eyes.. and I also had a sista.. she couldn't find exactly where I was at and started cussing me out over the phone and telling me how she had things to do and this and that then she finally found me she was still cussing me out then she seen I was going 20 miles away she cussed me out even more talking about she "got things to do"... I stayed completely silent cuz I learned if you feed into these type of chicks you'll be done caught a case and be done got yourself in some beef with her brothers and baby daddies and them... And I had another sista she got a phone call about her kids and drove past my exit and we had to go about 10 miles out the way to get where I was going... You got to have some business about you to be a Uber driver and a lot of these sistas just don't have no business about them
@@NICCAGE26 😅😆
LOL🤣
@@NICCAGE26 this story almost as funny as the skit 🤣🤣
This is a funny skit. However, as an Uber driver this is dead on in doing Uber in the hood. Which is why I avoid doing Uber in the hood as much as possible.
So you're the ghetto Uber driver? 🤣🤣🤣
😂
I had an Uber pick me up in a dope as challenger one time, and it smelled so LOUD ⛽️ lmfao bruh was hella cool tho. You could tell he was using Uber to trap out the trunk
@@PlatinumHustle hold up the Uber driver had a two door Challenger ? Did you mean to say Charger , or was it a two door Challenger? I thought cars had to be fours at least for Uber
@@jwanders10 probably a charger this was years ago lol but it was pimped out
"I need to give myself 5 stars"😭I thought she was about to rob him
I’m freaking screaming so loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well uh, she was unprofessional. But I would’ve hit that spliff before I got out tho😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
I know hella females like her 🤣🤣🤣 fucking love everyone of them! Yeah she hood af but bet she work at a dentist office...
Don’t act like you ain’t got in no junky car before 🤣
This hood chick was amazing 👏 i want to see more videos with her. She is funny AF 🤣🤣🤣
she was trying not to laugh at 0:54...haha...she is awesome.
I love our people we can always make what’s real, real funny. When she said hit this blunt that’s what’s wrong with you, I was dead🤣😂🤣. My sister says it to me all the time knowing I don’t smoke, lol. Good stuff.
They almost hit me, who the f side you on! I can't. Lol
She said you gon tell?? 😂😂 she played perfect for this role it was so natural
She played that roll to a T...cause she was playing herself!!..lol lol
Get her on some more skits she’s fine
She's funny too
@James Black fine too!
@James Black damn her face not that bad she kinda cute
U a hater , u the only one on here tryna make somebody else think I’m ugly show us yo mama !!!!!
Talking to James weak ass talking bout I’m ugly
Man this on point 🤣🤣🤣 i can hear that tx accent
Marvelous Jarvis man you got me rolling on this one! when you try to roll that window down, due to the intense weed smoke, the Lyft hood chick says...don't touch my windows.... you said I can't breathe in this mutha.... you got it lit in here!!!! LMAO😄😄😂😂👍
This a CLASSIC!!!
🤣😂🤣😂Awhhhh Damnnnn. Short took yo horn. Then gave herself a 5🌟rating &a tip. ⚰🔥🔥🔥
She dragging a wagon.. but when she said put that shit in the back.. she tried hard NOT to laugh
This was hilarious as f. The Uber lift from hell!
“I need to give myself 5 stars” I’m bugging out mayne 😭😭😭😭
I like her “you gon tell?”🤣🤣
I don't know anybody else but that sh$%t had me on the flo I knew it bout to b on after she said that🤣🤣🤭
You know her head game Vicious…I can tell by the baby hairs 😅
CRAZY that I was thinking about that ALL OF A SUDDEN while watching her. Some perverse 'rachet fetish I guess.
Boy put that shit in the back 😎😂
Ol'girl funny af no cap 🤣
That was a real passenger ! Had to say it 😂
Aye yo! Both of yall got super acting skills bruh. Love it!
“It’s really my car” that’s facts tho🤣
This had me laughing out loud 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She on his ass the whole ride. I’m bugging out 😭😭😭
" you going to take me to my destination first?" 😂
Ikr Heck yea😂🤣
She got a Bible in the dashboard!! But still smoking and cursing!!! Love the hood girl!!!
Thicker than cold bowl of oatmeal🤔🥶😂❤️💯💯
I CAN SEE THIS HAPPENING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She told him to put sanitizer on his hands "because of her kids 🤣🤣🤣"that was definitely funny 🤣
Speaking as an Uber driver, I was so tickled at this! 🤣 We need more of this because driving isn't nearly this adventurous for me.
This was too funny 😂! Hope to see more skits with her in it!
I got recommended to watch this and it's too funny. Especially when she went to smoking and said you not going to tell are you? Lol
She is the epitome of a hood chick
“Calm ya nerves calm ya nerves “🤣🤣🤣🤣
And she gave herself a TIP 😂😂😂😂
I was dead 🤣😂🤣😂
"Its really my car"😂😂
Bruh she gave herself a tip 😂🤣🤦🏿♂️
She played the shit out that character
Bruh first time seeing your content, she really went off on this 😂
Bish said " I smoke in my car, you gone tell"
😂😂😂😂😂Thats was funny. Couldn't stop laughing especially when she took your phone rated herself 5 stars and a $20 tip. That was off the hook. I had a female Uber once like that. I had fun with her though.
She got a wagon 🤣
Yea she got a wagon
Need her in more videos 💯
She said.. "this is really my car" 🤣😂🤣😭
DAMN! That’s how it be too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🗣😅😅😅😅 I Know It's Like That, She's A Natural Almost To Natural
Hey Jarvis we need more skits from you brother.... Keep pushing
"You gone tell" 😭😭😭
I don't know why I love hood chick's so much LOL
How you gone leave yourself a tip?!! 🤣🤣
I aint gonna lie this chick is hood booger type fine funny skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏽👌🏽
La Chat got great acting skills!
Madd Buggin 😂 Hitt Da Blunt Dats What's Wrong Wit U
😂😂😂😂😂💯 . 5 Stars Wit A TIPP 😂😂😂😂😂💯 MADD BANANAS. 😂💯
Who tf side you on, you in the car with me! 🤣
I had a business trip in Tampa last year ! and my Uber driver was a hood girl and she was cool and we raised hell and had a blast she carted us all over Tampa for about a week !! she talked alot of shit but so did we and on the last nite we bought her dinner at Berns steak house and we all got drunk as hell
Did you hit?
@@wildfiregirl1556 no way I'm 55 and she was about 25 at the most we were just having a good time she was a nice girl and I just can't see me doing that
@@brianstevens3963 Lol.
Nice
😂😅Ummm her being 25 means she grown an if she took you around town for a wekk🧐Hint Hint lol least you had a good time... that was hood soo it must not have been on the books🤑💳💸
i love how she wasn’t acting 👀😂
Hope it ain't too cold for you😂😂😂😂
You gone tell? 😂 She took his phone and gave herself a tip after putting him out 🤣🤣🤣
I need her to Uber me everywhere!!!
😂😂😂😂I love her!!
She started laughing when the skit started. Gotta stay in character. Good skit though
I saw that too
Me too but she held it together the rest of the skit
I like her, bro ..fear as hell.... 😂 Lol
2 things here……..1: I would love to have her as my Uber driver! And 2: how come dude looking like .50 cent younger brother .32 cent? Love it tho.
*she gives herself 5 stars 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏾*
This so accurate with those hood uber driver
“Ima give myself five stars” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need this Uber 😂💯
Uber driver had dem jack o lanterns in the back (back o lanterns
😆🤣💯✌️
This was wild 😂😂😂😂
she's such a fine gem....How can you not love her accent and fine azz self..??
What accent is that? I’m thinking Memphis
need more skits like this longer ones
Man a it’s funny bt this actually happens in real life…😂😒😆
Hopefully he not on his way to work cause he gone be late for sure. I don't think your boss gone believe this one lol
Please 🙏🏿 get shorty on more skits she is lit 🙅🏾♂️💯💎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥