Never heard of this guy until yesterday and after hearing the joke about his kid stealing his edible I've been binge watching his stand-up non stop since. 😭👏😭👏😭👏
I also suggest Andrew Schulz from Guy code and other hilarious shows! that guy will have you on the floor laughing😋.. great control of the audience and never saw anyone that roasts his audience and improv and wing it like he does.. You would definitely bring some laughs because he keeps a real at the end of the day! 😁🤙
dude that part was freaking hilarious revered birth. his little head disappears and all you see is his little arms slapping her back omg i died laughing so hard the best part was when she absorbed him and then spewed him out.
I can just imagine the start of the speech. "So this is a story from my son's bachelor party" and the thoughts going through his head must be like nononononono
The image of this guy squirming for air while buried ginormous butt-cheeks is completely ridiculous. The best-man speech is going to sting forever, lol.
NuclearWinter2110 Instead of focusing on doing something valuable with your life, you are not-picking totally trivial statements from strangers to displace the feeling of emptiness and disappointment. Find something of value to do instead of wasting your time.
NuclearWinter2110 - Yes, it may have been ambiguous, but you understood what he meant, correct? I certainly did. Hell, the 50 people who gave him a thumbs up did too. Seems like SirKegan is the only one from this thread who doesn't know how to infer from incomplete data.
NuclearWinter2110 - I understand. But look at SirKegan's comment. "Joshua Morriston I don’t think you understand that the stripper wasn’t fighting this guy, she was fighting his friend" Doesn't that sound a little condescending? He is either an idiot, or he had to explain to Joshua Morriston what was wrong with his comment, mansplaining so to speak.
Cameron Johnson Dear Marvel Cinematics, PLEASE listen to this guys comment and put this scene in Deadpool 2 when Wade is getting married to Vanessa at the best man speech segment of the wedding. With great hope, The Master of Useless Knowledge
Eagle 367 Hello friend. If you look into it, you will find that Deadpool is technically in the marvel universe, in the same universe as X-Men, but Fox owns the rights to that part of the marvel universe I.e. the exclusivity of the use of the word "Mutant" which explains why the word "Mutant" has never been uttered In any of the movies in the the Avengers or Guardians of the galaxy movies. 😀☺️
I'm lost after watching this video, I have no idea what I was doing or what I'm supposed to do. All I know is I have a huge smile stuck across my face and my palms are sweaty.
I work construction, and was eating breakfast when I saw this... side note, don't eat and watch this at the same time, you might choke to death... all I could think about was how many people I could send this joke to....
Was super depressed the whole day. This video instantly made me feel better. Havent laughed this much in a long time. Ur one of the most funniest and amazing comedians of all time!!!!!! Thank you for blessing us with ur existence :')
Ok so funny story girl gave guys my number and I got ALOT of dick picks. So if I would send one guy the other guys dick and let's just say I got ALOT of guys soft
Hey dude, there's a reason why your videos are getting so much positive feedback. Your comedy is fresh and funny. I predict that if you keep working hard at it you will be one of the big guys. I really hope that happens because you're hilarious. Lol!
Family Tussle: th-cam.com/play/PLEEL3P_7vtEBDVV6P1u0dUU95BBnL1EPL.html
You are my new favorite comedian
So funny
Just discovered this dude from his "D*** pics" video.
Best decision ever
i started from the same vid aswell
Eyy me too
Same!!
I have to get up to work in 3 hours but i'm watching this guy instead. No regrets.
Same
He: babe, tell me those three magical words
She: “I’ll wrestle ya”
😂😂😂😂😂 I'd like to be there for that!!
😂😂😂
why were you and mommy wrestling in the bedroom?
because she was on craigslist.
I've got food.
Not really though.
I'm really hungry.
Fuck yes you will
Want to see him plan a funeral.
Terrance Shaw From the sound of it, he almost had to
Hahahahaha
Zachary Casavant 😂😂😂
Putting the fun in funeral
He can plan mine lol
Someone please give this man a Netflix special.
Natalie Long YES
This joke was 11 min I barely breathed for half that! If they gave him an hour or more people could die!
@@darthsmythe6783 This would cause a national crisis. This man is just too dangerous. Lungs would explode. Hearts would attack. Danger WILL come.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Omfg yes!
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
He doesn't need it and fuk Netflix they would own that IP than. You people need to stop wanting others to give away their IP's.
I dont know why he uninvited you to the wedding. You warned him, that you were going to do it to him
Drew Wassmuth but on the contrary, he was also molested by a fat woman😂
george gaming not fat but ripped
@@slinkygaming1970 no it was fat he said his friend had to move the fat to talk to them
right????
"You know I had to do it to 'em"
Never heard of this guy until yesterday and after hearing the joke about his kid stealing his edible I've been binge watching his stand-up non stop since. 😭👏😭👏😭👏
Yessss
revobrewski same
This is exactly me yesterday. Idk how I've never heard of him before.
Same thing JUST happened to me!!!! LOL
Same here
I thought he was going to say “I’m going to fight you so hard!”
Hey jack we need a new milk "I'M GONNA FIGHT U SOO HAARD"
Don't say that
Especially if shes naked
Gus Phillipich 999th like
Gus Phillipich that’s what she said
This guy has the same personality as deadpool
Ryan McConnell I was ur 69 like. Seems fitting
Dam right
Ryan McConnell Deadpool taught him how to live
True
FUCKING RIGHT LAD
"She kinda absorbed him for a second" 😂😂😂
Ellie Stoeva came across this as I heard iy
@@seancelestin2472 same
Kml
*Where the fuck did he go?*
He got straight up macrophaged
"I'LL WRESTLE YA"
HECK YEAAH
Lol
IM SO EXCITED
I can only imagine this in a heavy Scottish accent
@@themanohman7157 nah southern accent is what I'm getting from this
Found this dude about 2 hours ago. I think he's my new favorite😂😂😂
Aine York I suggest brad Williams
Aine York same
He is a lot like Brad without the midget jokes.
Same!!
Same
Someone needs to make an animation film of this story ASAP
They dooo!
When!?
What!?
How!?
Why!?
I’m not even gonna ask why it was recommended, because I’m glad it was.
Hahahahah
I also suggest Andrew Schulz from Guy code and other hilarious shows! that guy will have you on the floor laughing😋.. great control of the audience and never saw anyone that roasts his audience and improv and wing it like he does.. You would definitely bring some laughs because he keeps a real at the end of the day! 😁🤙
“It was like a reverse birth!”
so amazing 😂😂
I think that's called vore
@@Grimlock4551 vore is like a swallowing fetish it's something completely different my guy
Didnt Quagmires mom do that to him like 8 times
Oh so that was a joke! I heard it like "It was like a reverse bird". Didn't make that much sense as it does now xD
dude that part was freaking hilarious revered birth. his little head disappears and all you see is his little arms slapping her back omg i died laughing so hard the best part was when she absorbed him and then spewed him out.
I can just imagine the start of the speech. "So this is a story from my son's bachelor party" and the thoughts going through his head must be like nononononono
Hopefully the dad also put buffalo wings on the menu
FAREAL
You can literally hear some people in the audience literally coughing and choking from how hard they were laughing
I legit just discovered this guy 2 days ago and hes my favorite comedian..pure GOLD
I was straight up laughing so hard at the finishing move I forgot how to breath
Same
Same
Gabriel Englesias x2000
Mitchell Bahamas what about Kevin Hart? You racist son of a bitch.
That _"why"_ got me rolling. Omg.
Ikr, lmao
AnimeFreakazoid11117 I knew it was coming when he said his friend only got one word out
fuckin same😂
AnimeFreakazoid11117 same lol I would do that lol
😂😂omfg im dead😂😂
Everyone needs atleast one friend like Josh
*at least
I am that friend...
The bat-shit crazy, psycho friend that always knows how to get shit started and never knows when to start?
so proud to say, i am that friend
I pride myself in being that guy
When he looked up and said
“why”
I screamed.
As a vegas native, I can certify this could and has happen...Craigslist is weird man
Krissy Fea the chick from Craigslist is both real and a Guinness world record holder. Brenda kelly
Gacha_Otaku_ _ same here, I live in Henderson tho
@@Landolakes420 same fam.....wanna kidnap me?
I am also a Vegas native and I can confirm this
yeah it is!
The best sugestion youtube has EVER gave me
wilson valsagna , AGREED
Agreed
Most definitely
wilson valsagna given
wilson valsagna TRUE HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY AS HELL
My 10 year anniversary is coming up....do you still have her number??? Does she travel? Omg I need her to wrestle my husband.
Jennifer Norton I don’t mean to be creepy but I need that video
@@bramlovestogame8035 bahaha
@@jennifernorton37 may i borrow the video for research purposes.
@@danieltsiprun8080 sure thing lol
Jennifer Norton send it
This is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard. I show this to everyone.
I literally started choking I was laughing so hard. Woke my husband up had to show him now he's choking LMAO
Marriage goals
Lol
Wht part was that , I’m about to turn this shit
I wish I was able to understand. Never laughed from standup.
@@davidfrey2779 fluffy
Can you plan my graduation, bachelorette, wedding, baby showers and funeral?
KookieMonsterWants HisSugaKookie I want him to plan my dads funeral
I want him to plan my Graduation, Wedding and bachelor party
That funeral would be lit
The image of this guy squirming for air while buried ginormous butt-cheeks is completely ridiculous. The best-man speech is going to sting forever, lol.
Joshua Morriston I don’t think you understand that the stripper wasn’t fighting this guy, she was fighting his friend
SirKegan I’m going to need to write more carefully, so total strangers can see that I understand the trivial and obvious.
NuclearWinter2110 Instead of focusing on doing something valuable with your life, you are not-picking totally trivial statements from strangers to displace the feeling of emptiness and disappointment. Find something of value to do instead of wasting your time.
NuclearWinter2110 - Yes, it may have been ambiguous, but you understood what he meant, correct? I certainly did. Hell, the 50 people who gave him a thumbs up did too. Seems like SirKegan is the only one from this thread who doesn't know how to infer from incomplete data.
NuclearWinter2110 - I understand. But look at SirKegan's comment.
"Joshua Morriston I don’t think you understand that the stripper wasn’t fighting this guy, she was fighting his friend"
Doesn't that sound a little condescending? He is either an idiot, or he had to explain to Joshua Morriston what was wrong with his comment, mansplaining so to speak.
Lmao **why dose she smell like Bofulow wings**
Dragon Worriar isnt it buffalo?
“Bofulow”
Bofulow... even as a joke where tf did that spelling come from 🤔
How, how do you manage to do this; even your name is “Dragon Worriar”! I don’t know if this is on purpose, but I love it.
Did you have a stroke? Do you need an ambulance?
He’s so evil, it’s beautiful, I want a man like this 👏In👏my👏life👏
Fee_fee 64 I’ve never seen a red no face concept art
Be very careful what you wish for........ th-cam.com/video/Ttv-TeteRkc/w-d-xo.html
No you won't
He is the most funniest person ever
the one word:...*WHY*
im suppose to do a project i just cant
When he says "why" that is just 😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t get enough of this man, swear I’ve seen most of his stuff at least twice.
Me being 6'5
I'm quite rotund myself and can absorb a lot of brute force but I will not condone face sitting
you should put that on a t-shirt
"IM 6'5", ROTUND, BUT DO NOT CONDONE FACE SITTING"
Earth Is A Donut that’s tsukiyama isn’t it...?
Earth Is A Donut "absorb"
😂 He got absorbed alright lol
I don't know you but if you're 6'5" and rotund, I love you
You should have someone do one of those animated cartoons to the audio of this video, it would be the shit!
True.
Screw it, go live action with Tammy and Mike the Cop.
Greg Freeman Music Yeah that’s be amazing
D
Greg Freeman Music absolutely!!
*”NOT THAT FINISHING MOVE!”*
Didn’t pull a Macho Man or Hogan. She pulled a Yokozuna.
I was ur 1k like
The ole Rikishi ass face
The fact that Josh hasn't tried to find this lady and have her on the podcast is astonishing to me😂😂😂
Sociopaths are the best comedians
Pippin Covington really?
Schadenfreude
He is not a sociopath just because he pranked his friend. A practical joke does not a diagnosis make.
He would only be a sociopath if he did this shit on a regular basis
Pippin Covington oh is that why people find me funny
The dad is the real MVP
He’s your dad?! Awesomeeee
Three words: I’ll wrestle yah 😂
Would have been hilarious if his dad would have reinvited him. Then he could have brought the wrestler as his date! 😆
And then she sat on his head and we were like: "noooo!!!" 😂😂 I laughed my ass off 😂😂
Its too bad she didnt, little guy almost died lmao
Laughed your ass of his face?😂
I’m never drinking coffee and watching this again! I stained my walls
I mean, the walls are already stained so what's the point?
You are a child
I was eating a sandwich and inhaled some of it.
'Soft 140' is so descriptive! I was dying thinking about this in my head!
7:10- And he just looks at her and goes "I'M GONNA FIGHT YOU SO HAAAARD!"
I cried laughing so hard. Im only upset I didnt see this before my best friend wedding.
I don’t think he’s upset
*iLl wReStLe yA*
Super- Nova what if it said *ill fight ya so hard*
Firstly I imagined her to be 250 lbs of raw muscle and testosterone. Nah lol
NegativeJam I was thinking something like that big black Amazon warrior from Wonder Woman
I imagined Peter's sister from Family Guy
Years later, still my favorite stand-up comedy bit ever
Try to keep a straight face while watching its impossible
0:01 *laughs* oops... failed
Possible ._. poker face master
I did
Minsugabun_ kitty I am trying to in school
Ez
This nearly killed me, I was laughing so hard when his mate said “why?” I couldn’t breathe
THIS. IS. COMEDY. GOLD.
Cali Sounds Unarguably!
😂😂😂 this guy😂😂😂😂
"Let's just throw some ingredients in a pot n see what happens"
The dislikes are Tim using different accounts. 😂
A lot of people just don't like standup. I know I can't bring myself to laugh.
I haven't laughed this hard at stand up in a while!!!!
Megan Claren same
This is not safe for asthmatic people
Then you haven’t watched any real good comedy for a while. This is mediocre at most.
@@pinut187 except comedy is subjective. It might seem mediocre to you, but it's hilarious to someone else. Let people enjoy things
You should watch preacher Lawson he’s really funny also
THIS IS FUKIN GOLD
No
Dr. Bleach yes it is
FUCKING*
*Big
fucking big.
For white people maybe
Imagine this guy delivering a speech on someone’s funeral
His buddy be like "I'm gonna fight you so hard!!!!"
Underrated comment
I DIED WITH THE "he did not" HAHAHA!!!!!!
Me 2
you've never seen that in the history of f*kin never ever😂😂😂😂
Dude imagine if he somehow died in that battle and his soon to be wife had to hear how he died oh my god
This could literally be deadpool
Cameron Johnson
Dear Marvel Cinematics,
PLEASE listen to this guys comment and put this scene in Deadpool 2 when Wade is getting married to Vanessa at the best man speech segment of the wedding.
With great hope,
The Master of Useless Knowledge
Cameron Johnson Glad I wasn't the only one who thought so
Master of Useless Knowledge fox makes Deadpool not marvel
Eagle 367 Hello friend. If you look into it, you will find that Deadpool is technically in the marvel universe, in the same universe as X-Men, but Fox owns the rights to that part of the marvel universe I.e. the exclusivity of the use of the word "Mutant" which explains why the word "Mutant" has never been uttered In any of the movies in the the Avengers or Guardians of the galaxy movies. 😀☺️
Parrot Bear no it's not. Sorry friend but no one other than fans think it's the same universe.
The first non click baited video
I have not laughed very hard for the last couple of months because I have some medical problems. This was just what I needed. Thanks so much Josh.
Cain Albertson thank you so much sweetheart !!
hope ur fine now
“A reverse birth” 😂
This is how I realised I love weird shit😁
Me too
Wtf
6 F O O T T W O F I F T Y
I wish so bad that my mom knew english so I could show her this diamond of a video I just found.
Are there subtitles/closed captions available in her language? Could you translate for her?
teach her english just for this video
Rubikari God dammit me too
Translate it
“You ain’t ever seen that in the history of never ever!!!”
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only seen 2 videos and he’s my favorite comedian already 😂😂😂
Dankyy Dinaa 420 saMe lol
I wish he had more vids
I would pay for tht best man speech lol
"it was like a reverse birth"
I'm lost after watching this video, I have no idea what I was doing or what I'm supposed to do. All I know is I have a huge smile stuck across my face and my palms are sweaty.
Weak knees arms are heavy
Vomit on your sweater already?
But on the surface he looks calm and ready...
@@ericagavel7285 to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting
That girl is actually a Guinnes World Record holder
Wait you could ID her from that story? You cant just drop that and leave, what has she done to you?
I'M WITH HIM WHAT THE FUCK ID HER
ID THE BITCH!NOW!
Twiggeh well I mean she does this professionally and is in the Guinness world records... i don’t think she’s hiding.
@@garretthaslam3869 Name or we don't believe you at this point.
Someone please animate this
Just An Olive pretty sure it won’t be allowed on TH-cam
Andrew Harvey Why not?
Emil Daniel A 6 foot tall naked woman wrestling someone, last I checked nudity was on the list of things not allowed to be broadcasted on youtube
Ill try!
But the woman aint gonna be full naked sorry.
I think you can manage if you just don't draw the nipples and genitals.
that's the loop hole anyway.
"You've never seen that in the history fucking never ever"
I think I just grew a six pack from that story alone 🤣😂
SAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE
I laughed at the end the most when he said the dad used it as the best man speech
I work construction, and was eating breakfast when I saw this... side note, don't eat and watch this at the same time, you might choke to death... all I could think about was how many people I could send this joke to....
Was super depressed the whole day. This video instantly made me feel better. Havent laughed this much in a long time.
Ur one of the most funniest and amazing comedians of all time!!!!!!
Thank you for blessing us with ur existence :')
''reverse birth'' coffee came out of my nose
A sad waste of coffee
your just like Deadpool as how you act
“FATHER TIME” LIVE STREAMING STAND-UP COMEDY SPECIAL: bit.ly/JoshWolfLive
I seriously laughed so hard at this I cried, and couldn't stop laughing even after i was finished watching.
Done and done, #teamhandsome. Hugs. Just regular. Not the dick kind.
Dude wtf lmao this is the funniest thing ive ever watched
Josh Wolf It's awesome!
Just subbed your shit is hilarious
(almost) death by snu snu
I was hoping she would come as someone's +1 and just eye the groom down the whole time.
"reverse birth" 😂😂
fuckin' hilarious,dude! I love stand up conedy but seldom laugh out loud when I'm watching it alone but you had me rolling.
Giraffe with tattoos h
how is this even remotely funny? a guy ruins another guys life by humiliating him in any way possible
kirdot2011 lol he warned him
kirdot2011 Its called "male friendship". Thats how we are towards our friends.
that`s just awful...you probably were the class bully in the school
"It was fight for life...It was a reverse birth!!!"
RIP Ralphie May...and probably that stool.
This is the best bit I've seen, I need to see more of this guy!
Zach S u can’t
I saw d*** pics in my recommended and I just got done from crying so, you made my night a lot better thank you Josh
Wait, what??
Sean Okeke d*** pics is one of his comedy vids and linsie here was sad ,, the vid cheered them up :)
veronica !. Ohh, ohh🥺
Sean Okeke LMAO yuppers 😼
Ok so funny story girl gave guys my number and I got ALOT of dick picks. So if I would send one guy the other guys dick and let's just say I got ALOT of guys soft
His sound effects though. . . 😂😂😂
*I'm dead*
Hey dude, there's a reason why your videos are getting so much positive feedback. Your comedy is fresh and funny. I predict that if you keep working hard at it you will be one of the big guys. I really hope that happens because you're hilarious. Lol!
I was trying to wash dishes and dam nearly wet the whole place from fucking laughing! Fucking Gold!!!
Bruh I died laughing and was reborn still laughing!
His audience doesn’t deserve him
I completely lost it the first time I saw this video.
Your sound effects kill me!
Amber Waite watch gabe iglacias
@@n.f.lcobra6878 oh I have. Love him too!!
I thought he was saying 6’2 50
Same
What was he Saying??
TheRussianOne Official that she’s 6 foot, 250 lbs
Same
8:36, "YOU FUCKING FINISH HIM!"