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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 มี.ค. 2017
- PATREON: / theofficialpodcast
Five close man friends gather around to hate everything.
Timestamps:
Weirdest Things About Our Countries; 1:26
Replacements; 16:38
TH-cam TV; 18:48
Kaya's Crush and Pet Peeves; 21:25
Andrew's Bad Date: The Bad Date Strikes Back; 37:23
Dream Careers; 57:19
Hosts:
Jackson: / zealotonpc
Andrew: / huggbeestln
Charlie: / charitycr1tikal
Kaya: / kayaorsan
The Official Podcast:
Website: theofficialpodcast.com
SubReddit: / theofficialpodcast
Soundcloud: / theofficialpodcast
iTunes: itunes.apple.com/podcast/the-...
Vid.me: bit.ly/2jIcDyM
Discord: / discord - เกม
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You aren't gonna be laughing as much when we come back, Jackson.
Why do you slab being aussie on everything? Your videos, you are acting so fuckin' Aussie now and I can guarantee that you are from NSW or some shit.
Thevaultwanderer god you are cringe
Sweden can aid you with seagulls and reindeers
well Thevaultwanderer you might of have used nukes but we only lost too civilians and no more emus and when we went on the offensive we absolutely demolished your crappy country
Wait, isn't Australia that country filled with British prisoners?
another good Australian story. we once had a prime minister go swimming in the ocean. he disappeared and was never seen or heard from again
Dave M Abducted by a Russian submarine.
Dave M Australian Jaws, it's like the American Jaws but with lasers
Dave M Didn't you name a swimming pool after him?
So he escaped.
He'd rather take a chance at sea than staying and govern retards that have nothing better to do than declaring war on emus.
fun fact: emu's, along with ostrich's, can kill lions in the wild.
another fun fact: their legs are so strong they can kill a large dog with one kick
Meme Machine
th-cam.com/video/UfFqXmwkMJE/w-d-xo.html
Make a shitpost by playing this when playing emu simulator
Well that’s how they kill lions too. With a kick.
If emus live in Australia, how are they going to kick lions from the African continent? I guess they assumed it since ostriches and emus are related to the extinct elephant bird.
@@carolinacoreas7716 The coliseum happened lol
@@carolinacoreas7716emus are here too there aren’t just in Australia
thanks for wasting all the budget on the intro, Jackson
"Jackson, you have so many fucking corners you've formed a circle"
10/10 Completely hilarious unappreciated zinger
MORE LIKE BORED WALK BURGERS, CAUSE THE BURGERS AREN'T HAVING FUN!
HAHAHAHA
TheInternet Cat hahaha
THE OFFICIAL JOKE
TheInternet Cat I'm cringing so hard
TheInternet Cat "man I remember when I first made that joke" "you mean last week" *snicker snicker*
Kaya was a good substitute for Alex, really embraced the whole "I hate everything" motif. Still, wish Alex would come back, gotta keep the original cast together
I hope Charlie gets to tell the Boardwalk Burgers joke to Brendan Fraser
And then Brendan Fraser will use that joke to revive his acting career.
someguy I think this podcast will be complete the moment that happens.
cool where is alex the creator of the podcast?
FUKE Incorporated Mic is broken but he's in the call
Slideways Motion i always felt dunkey was a more enthusiastic charlie
Watching "Who killed captain Alex"
FUKE Records his mic is broken
"Five close man friends" copy and pasting the description again, Charlie? This wouldn't happen if IHE was still around.
He's still here, his mic was just broken the whole podcast.
Just a Drifter yeah ok
Just a Drifter the 5th guy is the agent watching Kaya
Just a Drifter notice me senpai
Have you seen any of cr1t's descriptions? They're all the same
Kaya- "why couldn't you just strangle them or something?"
You would get your lungs kicked in
Remember the early days of the podcast when Jackson didn't want to get Kaya assassinated and actually bleeped things out
It says 5 men in the description because this podcast includes you, the viewer, in the podcast and is designed to make you a part of the family, officially.
Socrates no it's IHE, his mic is broken but he's there
He legit said It was Alex with a Brocken mic
WhoKilled Captain Alex's Microphone?
WootmansayWOOT nice profile pic
Mel Gibson needs to make a war movie about the Great Emu War.
David MacDonald Co starring Brendan frasher
*Brendan Fraser. GODDAMIT!
David MacDonald as an Aussie myself it will be sadder than gailipoli
Black Troy McClure and Mexicans
Only one minute in and I can see you guys have perfected the Podcast formula. Flawless intro + A list of Kaya's smugglers + the greatest joke that has not been overused at all = A quintessential Podcast
I hope you guys can get Vinny from Vinesauce on the podcast.
TheAnarchicBunny then the cycle will be complete
or joel
they should get Chuck Tingle
TheAnarchicBunny BUMP
Whoa, you took the words right out of my thoughts.
I think the best part of the Emu war is that Australia lost because the Emu hoard didn't fear being shot at and they kept having to retreat
*says he genuinely likes a thing*
*immediately shits on it*
29:03
If you're having problems with Skype, use Discord. I wanna hear Kaya's true voice.
The Emu War story sounds much more real and plausible than Andrew's date.
Where's our host Alex?
Random Name muted
There needs to be a patron page to get Alex to unite his mic.
He just was a little quiet this episode.
Jackson is Alex.
Random Name ll
Just pledged to your Patreon. It really isn't a lot, but it's what I can afford right now. I feel it's well worth it for the way you guys make me really happy several times a month. I'm not a crazy happy (nor crazy sad) person but I feel fantastic when I watch these. Keep at it gents.
"The second largest bird in the world (next to the ostrich), they are greyish-brown and flightless with very tasty meat. They're not particularly aggressive unless you mess with their eggs or hatchlings, but they have been known to kill people who do mess with them with a single kick. They appear on the Australian 50 cent coin, alongside the kangaroo. They also eat rocks."
Excerpt of Emus from Tv tropes. They are fucking dangerous, mate.
Real shit: Never got hooked on podcasts like everyone around me. However this is highly addictive.
I didn't realize that I would ever remember learning about the Emu War in one of my classes.
Emus are scary, the walk up to you and it looks like they are going to peck your head. And then they do their weird sound that sounds like a heartbeat in their necks
38:48 Kaya said Charlie is cute, totes OTP
Charlie with a gut-buster right off the bat.
I'm beginning to suspect Jackson has no clue how to cut things out of the track....
If I just keep smiling, no one will notice
The Official Podcast just keeps getting better and better every time,I love it.
I clean the house every Friday while listening to the official podcast, favorite thing to watch every week, keep up the great work!
"Her friend was taller than me"
kaya: "ooh"
"200-something pounds"
kaya: "oh"
that small response was so funny to me.
I love this podcast, gives me a tummy tickle everytime
thank you so much I was going to be so sad if I had to go to sleep without podcast! Saved me just in time. This is my favorite thing right now like on all media
This is one of my favorite podcasts now! Please, never stop making this gold!
Emus are fast. So that was a problem. And second, of all, there were like 3 or 4 men fighting the Emus. The Emus would split up in groups when attacked. The Attackers would have to focus on one of these groups reducing the Emu casualties. Most times one or two Emus would block all the Bullets for these groups. After seeing that Hunting Emus was ineffective the operation was canceled.
Year late but besides all that, they're pretty tough.
and I was already thinking we would get Sam O`Nella from Sam O`Nella Academy here by the title
anyone else here play Rimworld? The Emu thing sounds like a Rimworld event lol. "A pack of manhunting Emus entered your area."
it really does
Or a Dwarf Fortress thing. “Beware the Forgotten Beast Oy-Cunt Aussiefeather! Its talons drip with poison.”
listened to all of the podcasts twice, some even more. This is great
I'm waiting for the day that Andrew can actually tell a good date story.
Best line of the podcast
"he was having such a good time on the podcast, he didn't have enough time to be offended. Thank god all the heroes in the comments section took it upon themselves to get offended on his behalf."
- Kaya Orsan 2017
these podcasts are getting better everytime i just love it!
FINALLY. Been waiting all day for this.
That intro was immaculate.
I'm a little confused, why is Alex not listed as a host? Do you guys have beef now or what?
Bradley there trying to take over the podcast they muted his audio in post, and ignored him the whole time. Well claiming his mic was broken.
Source?
Even today this has to be my favorite episode by far.
I've been waiting for this for so long
i wanna give kaya a goddamn hug
Where's that funky jam at the very beginning? I'm disappointed in you, official podcast...
It's even lower than royalty free. It comes with Windows 7.
I've been waiting for another one of these.
Hey guys, really enjoying the podcast, keep 'em up!
I watch the entire thing, then they reupload it, but its a bit longer, so i guess i have to rewatch it!
Ross-Lyons Films I made 3 min then he removed it
lol I watched and enjoyed the full thing, then i check my sub feed 30 minutes after finishing it and i just see it was uploaded 4 mins ago
Ross-Lyons Films how is the edited version longer than the unedited one?
nvm i think its just cause of the intro
Ryan Taffe it was the intro and missing the official Turk smuggler, it seemed in edited
Kaya should take Alex's channel over, it'd be more genuine
Elephant hanging was in Erwin, TN. I live right beside it. My band director loved to tell us about how he lives in the town where they hung an elephant... kinda cool hearing people from a different state talk about it
to be honest, wasn't a huge fan of the podcast before but it's growing on me as you guys get the hang of it
the patreons are called turk smugglers.
this is the greatest podcast of all time.
The podcast is actually less than 30 seconds because all we need to heard is the bored walk burgers jokle
This is my favorite thing on youtube, no joke.
Its my birthday today and I'm a little bit trashed so this is a solid way to end the night.
I would listen to a whole podcast of Andrew talking about his bad dates. Consistently the most hilarious thing on this show.
Pretty sure you guys were talking about Report Of The Week, the guy who reviews junk food in a suit. If you guys could get him on the show that would be great. But not for my pants.
I'm happy its just yall again
when I lived in Florida Publix was my favorite place to buy food and now I moved and I feel empty inside
I just love Andrew's dating stories, they're always so weird and uncomfortable and just plain stupid. Perfect. :D
Something about him makes him a fat chick magnet
60,000 x 10 = 600,000. Not 6 million Andrew. Your right, America does have books but they only work if you read them.
Thanks for telling the story of the Great Emu War Jackson, not enough people know about it.
Here's a quote from the great emu war "If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop."
Just make IHE a full member of the podcast already!
I lose my shit every time I hear that board walk burger joke
this podcast is what I look forward to
at 47:35 when charlie said preppy means its lit fam I literally almost fell off my chair and could hardly breathe
lol kaya is a fucking psychopath but I love it I was dying through that whole rant
I want Splash TV to do an in-depth documentary on the Great Emu War.
Dominic's Creative Films you should tell that to splash tv
Someone had an echo, that drove me crazy, but I still listened to the whole thing, because it's amazing
Oh man MeWithoutYou has a song on the elephant titled Elephant in the Dock. Friends were pretty surprised that it was based on a true story after we listened to it.
5 close men gather around? hmmm?
Yidj Vrixen there's 5 ppl, Alex forgot to set up his Mic and was muted
wasnt that a joke though? like they said when he was first on that he has always been there since day one just had his mic muted...
Yidj Vrixen nah, he's in the call the whole time.
"Five close man friends gather around to hate everything." Reference to Alex and his broken mic.
that's not nearly enough for a bukkake
I was really hoping Andrew would end up taking the cat home at the end.
This deserves more views
the reason to have cable is you can flip through channels and watch stuff you wouldn't actually actively choose to watch on netflix like how it's made or diners drive-ins and dives
It was a war of emutrition. It was a tragic war of our dark history. Not Australian history, nay, this war transcends one nation. This tragedy is a gash in the history of our world.
What a fine group of boys.
love the new intro
Sick Good Games Greg reference there, Charlie and Kaya
if you put the intro in .25 speed its horrifying
When they just used the same description from the I hate everything episode
I've been waiting for this
This is a good video. Thank you.
Imagine a mod for Earth Defense Force 4.1 that replaces all of the enemies or atleast the ants with emus...
If you ever feel suicidal, remember that you live in a universe where we had a genuine war with emus that we lost.
Andrew, every episode you go for the callback.
I love you dude
What do you mean by callbacks?
hey everyone welcome to the official kaya finally flips and kills all the brand deals podcast we are your hosts
i work at publix! I wish I could see Charlie sometimes I live in Lutz, I bag groceries. love you all and its so cool to have a big you tuber live near me!
u go to high school or college?
yeah i go to steinbrenner high school the only high schools in lutz are like steinbrenner, sickles, and gaither
the Banana wars! They are real
yeah but it is like real conflicts of US fucking over latin america
How about the Lobster War between Brazil and France?
@@ShaaTheTemplar did the lobsters revolt in France and Brazil.
that amazing feeling when its Thursday night and you remember that i can hear charlie in a couple more hours, i mean alex.
The official podcast is the best podcast of all time.... Wait was that a Kids next door intro?!
they laugh at the emu war, but only 6 men came back from the emu war. it was one of the bloodiest wars in history
How many men were exactly deployed like 3 million.
no ihe? what kinda shit
His mic is not working again.
hes secretly in the podcast the entire time he just muted himself
I love this podcast, wish it was longer though
I taped a picture of myself in the center and pretend to be part of the group.