Charlotte might actually kill him
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ม.ค. 2025
- Patrick is hungee and has chosen violence.
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Charlotte Avery
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Patrick Brown
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Jacob Fullerton
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Patrick sees zoos as immoral because they don’t allow you to hunt the animals.
Astro goblin boar hunting helicopter episode when?
He'd love Copenhagen Zoo.
@@JollyGiant19 not really a special video when its just the usual daily stuff tho
i bet patrick hunts dolphins for the thrill of it and asks nothing to do it
not even for sport, its an instinct. a Need he cannot explain. he hunts dolphins because he hunts dolphins. there is no reason why. it is a hunger that must be filled, a thirst that must be slaked.
Imagine finding out as an adult that while your father was raising you as a toddler, he was making a living joking about giraffe circumcisions. What a revelation.
imagine having the genes to have patricks tendons tho
Charlotte loves to go on computer
Oh there she goes again, sitting at that computer
@@P0rk_SinigangIt's her reason for being!
Patrick is a part-time youtuber and a full-time dolphin wrangler
UUHM, ACKSHUALLY, WHILE THE OKAPI MAY RESEMBLE A ZEBRA BECAUSE OF ITS STRIPES IT'S THE CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVE TO THE GIRAFFE; BOY I REALLY HOPE SOMEONE GOT FIRED FOR THAT BLUNDER * *pushes up glasses* *
Freaking, _idiots_
Also it's not even vaguely related to a horse
The picture they showed reminded me of a Quagga.
Of course Patrick knows how to reload a dart gun. How else do you think he captures those dolphins?
Obviously, he wrestles them into submission with his bare hands.
Gee golly Charlotte sure loves going on that computer.
Patrick has cracked the Moby Dick code. None of that "folly of obsessing over one thing" crap. Every sea creature is a Moby Dick to Patrick. Each individual dolphin becomes the object of his obsession until it perishes.
"silverbacks are level headed"
-the final words of a man before being ripped in half by a silverback for looking at its face
it was James Willems, appreciating the perfect creation of nature
"Give them the slop, what are the gorillas going to do to me?" Is another great last line from a zookeeper about to get jumped by a pack of angry, malnourished gorillas.
Patrick and Charlotte really need the rest of the Funhaus crew as a buffer, every week is an escalation towards horrible violence
what's Jacob? Chopped liver?
@@suitedpanda3108 Jacob is a Palpatine-esque instigator lol
@@IdeaOfEvil how obsessed are you over her that this is your third comment.
If you have a crush on charlotte’s just say so
I like how despite it being a horror game, they get fed up with the monotonous tasks and barely find anything scary haha
according to reviews that's apparently what this game is, really not actually horror at all
Hello Algorithm, here's an interaction for you
I read that in the voice of Joke Yoda
I absolutely love the frequency of yalls uploads
"Make the nudity happen" sounds like a motivational poster you'd see in JobJob.
oh I'd love to see Charlotte continue this game, please please
Best alarm ever, good morning astro-gooner-blins!
I need to see Patrick and Jacob Drawfee have a "Duel of Unreasonable and Specific Hard Takes". Incredibly similar energy.
i started watching this channel yesterday and that was all i could think about, patrick is jacob if he was never domesticated. i'm glad i'm not doing the boss baby vibes thing.
Jacob looking where Charlotte pointed brings me back to the days of Baby Boy Jacob at F**haus
If Patrick were playing, they'd be on google/youtube within the first 5 minutes
What's ironic is they spent so long in the Gorilla enclosure and gave up right before the gratuitous full frontal nudity was revealed.
This video is gold, great job yall. Must have been quite the edit!
I saw a patrick brown mongering fish at pikes place market. His peasant voice was perfect.
Here from the past, Patrick sold me rancid fish.
"Where's the little girl!? WHERE'S THE LITTLE GIRL?!"
"Oh, there she is." *drives off shooting guns in the air
Thanks, Smokey!
Charlotte was minutes away from a Falling Down moment
I've seen a much longer and in depth playthrough of this and then had to watch a story explaination and yeah "what a nothing game" is pretty accurate. 0 narrative pay-off
It's a little known fact that Charlie Brown is the bastard child of Patrick Brown. That is why Lucy constantly disrespects him.
Captain is my new favorite member of Astrogoblin
Sometimes Patrick catches the dolphins and lets them go as a power move so they know hes out there hunting them
Astrogoblin played so little of this they didnt even get to the misogyny
the WHAT? How the fuck...what is it? I can't find shit online about it and I'm morbidly curious. I had wanted this game when I saw the trailer but this gameplay vid...yikes.
@@NB_Cowboy The game gets unnervingly aggressive toward women in particular. It's weird. In general it's just not a good game though so not worth either way.
What beloved pop culture phenomenon will they murder in this episode?
Heard them mention Guillermo Del Toro when I read this and I just thought, "NOOOO!"
18:48 I care if you laugh Charlotte. Your wheeze laugh makes my day.
Charlotte is serving Jill valentine here
Astrogoblin, sweep me away to a fantastic land of computer use!
Patrick’s Pinocchio songs are my favorite recurring bits
charlotte, for the record, i laughed
@@IdeaOfEvil says the “idea”, an abstract thought that doesn’t actually exist
Try harder cutiepie
I'm just going to check the computer
I’M GETTING PEPPERS BLOOD!
Charlotte took fish to feed gorillas lol.
Patrick's rule on audio problems was similar to mine in tech support. if i don't care about it, it's not a real problem.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY STILL INDICTED ME
Yesterday I learned that Killer Whales aren't actually whales... They're closer to Dolphins!
Almost forgot how infuriating it is too watch char struggle to play games 😂😂😂
Thank you for playing Zoochosis. I was actually thinking of playing and now I think I dodged a tranquilizer.
I dont know if you three are planning on doing a costume stream or a Halloween video, but I would love to see Patrick in character dressed as Daniel Plainview.
Some Patrick shit😂
Paying for the highest Patreon tier so I can do Patrick Shit all over every video.
How many gorillas could Patrick take on? He gets 30 min of prep time
I think that Charlotte is spending to much time with Jacob and Patrick. She starts quoting Star Wars. She's just a step from making gunpla or painting warhammer figurines.
Imagine that this is the everyday life of the zookeepers in charge of Moo Deng
If Moo Deng grew 12 spidery legs and a messed up zombie jaw would she
A: get blamed and demonized for her condition and viciously attacked both physically and verbally?
B: become an unprecedented crossover success among disparate demographics ranging from Facebook AI grandmas to mascot horror children and somehow get elected god emperor of mankind?
Quality content from my quality crew!
"I'm gonna getcha. Here comes the nudity."
This phrase will haunt me indefinitely.
“I think we just fed them the lubricant” ⚰️⚰️⚰️
God I hope we get a part 8
Harry Caray ALWAYS goes to the computer
this is a very funny video thank you goblins
Wow the internet has made for some strange bedfellows.
That, that mindphucked me a little when Gorilla Grodd said "Make America Grodd again!
Before long Patrick will be capturing people for his human zoo
Crazy to hear that Charlotte is going to a wedding at an aquarium, my sister just had her wedding at the Charleston aquarium 1 month ago!
You will have a blast. :)
Here for 40k jokes all day errday
Sitting in The Chair is all about sacrifice.
My digital Ip Man 2 audio is off by what feels like 15 seconds about halfway through. Might last the rest of the movie. I tried to stomach it for about 15 minutes but it didn't get better and i gave up.
Tragic.
I fell off watching The Flash, so I thought that Grodd bit was a real scene at first
It is! It's in season 3 of Legends of Tomorrow, also on CW
Play more!😂❤
Beautiful creature, the gorilla.
Oh, captain my captain
Jacob is a September baby!? He does give energy of a Leo born in the Chinese year of the Lion
I wonder if they hadn't sprinted at pepper if she would of calmed down instead of running away
i cant believe this game is finally out
gotta love meta editing jokes xD
i watched a stream where they pulled up the make america grodd again clip and the next day a streamer said share funny clips and when i shared that one they banned me.
house party mod for zoochosis confirmed
"she bought a zoo"
Amazing!
Charlotte I was expecting a Philadelphia Zoo, the first zoo in America, reference at some point smh
God, the Monterey Bay Aquarium is so near and dear to my heart. My former roommate and I watched the Obama wildlife documentary, and he's not lying about the emphasis on breast milk there
4:24 Feeding Trough 100% mentioned
Engagement for the algorithm
My dog's name is Pepper, and she is just as infuriating as the gorilla in this game!
my name is pepper and this video is genuinely upsetting because they keep ssay shit like "shoot pepper". how dare you artso gonblin
Pepper no!
There's at least one Zoochosis diehard fan watching this and writhing in agony. 🤣🦒☣
so good
hungee
First the Dodgers lose, then my favorite gorilla gets bucodibeppi? What a crappy day!
Go Fast Okapi
My grandma got pissed on by a tiger once.
It was wild.
What was she doing near a wild tiger???
@@leopoldbloom4296 She was standing near the enclosure and it just straight up sprayed her.
No idea they could do that that far.
@@iamcode.4 O I was just making a silly joke about the "it was wild" part referring to the tiger instead of the situation, but yeah, cats can spray (I also learned that the hard way)
@@leopoldbloom4296 Derp. I totally missed that.
Fun experience, isn't it? We made her walk 15 feet behind us the rest of the day.
can you skip all the intro and tutorial on ng+? because it's like hour and a half for something to happen in this game 😅
Is the vacuum sound effect a bong rip?
Happy World Okapi Day 🦓+🐴
So this is like a scary zoo game?
Yo Patty you a MN Zoo guy or a Como Zoo guy
Charlotte is right. I'm only here to see if she laughs
Charlotte, is it true that you're actually a 4x call of duty world champion? Is that why you're so good with the tranqu gun?
I have also been shit on by a snake, but im pretty sure my one had something wrong with it :(
I was having a bad day, and Charlotte's total contempt for this boring-ass game felt so cathartic.
Did you know that most fights between male giraffes end in sex?
As all fights should
Why do they pronounce Okapi like that lol