Talking cat says Oh Long Johnson

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  • reposted... gotta love that cat.
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  • @dj__alien
    @dj__alien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35378

    It sounds like he’s about to tell us a long and weary sea tale.

    • @kennymartin5976
      @kennymartin5976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

      "Oooooh old long Johnson, now dhats a legend if aye eva eard one! Used to sail the driny deep e did!"

    • @akmedullahazebashani9247
      @akmedullahazebashani9247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +675

      He’s too drunk tho and refuses to put down his moonshine

    • @throast7247
      @throast7247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      This is such an underrated comment

    • @DaLilVivi96
      @DaLilVivi96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Omg yesssss! 🤣👍👏💖

    • @NO-ge6ci
      @NO-ge6ci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      He's like an old experienced traveler who tells legendary tales to his youngins

  • @mistritzlp
    @mistritzlp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17152

    This cat might have passed away already, but its legacy will live on forever

    • @francoisleveille409
      @francoisleveille409 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has become a very famous piece of Reggae !! th-cam.com/video/4efpoO5PWps/w-d-xo.html

    • @LeCarneAsada
      @LeCarneAsada ปีที่แล้ว +536

      It was 9 years ago and the cat looked fully mature possible around 5-7 years age during filming? So if it is alive it may very well be 15-16 but unlikely. Some cats do live for a very long time but not usually.

    • @sgillman16
      @sgillman16 ปีที่แล้ว +1042

      @@LeCarneAsada this video aired on America's Funniest Home Videos in 1998

    • @montyschannel7087
      @montyschannel7087 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Stop 💀😡😡😡

    • @makashihakayusa8318
      @makashihakayusa8318 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@sgillman16 😢💔

  • @trashthecreator336
    @trashthecreator336 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +924

    "excuse my weird cat, he speak english"

    • @aj25cat
      @aj25cat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      🎶Oh long oh long oh long Jonson 🎵

    • @schnargleton25
      @schnargleton25 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      eye sack

    • @greatrthansymbol3161
      @greatrthansymbol3161 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I CANT STOP

    • @trashthecreator336
      @trashthecreator336 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@greatrthansymbol3161 NO PUEDO PARAR

    • @So_lo_
      @So_lo_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Why are we all here in 2024

  • @Sparklysushiroll
    @Sparklysushiroll 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +483

    The snorting and the licking sounds like an old man between speaking sentences his mouth gets dry 😂

    • @tnd24632
      @tnd24632 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Exactly what i was thinking

    • @ThaDocsAdvocate
      @ThaDocsAdvocate หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I noticed that, also noticed most cats do it after “speaking”

    • @King710.
      @King710. หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My cat does that all the time, he’s 13.

    • @FraBra88
      @FraBra88 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Shit 😂😂😂😅😅😅

  • @brucewayne251
    @brucewayne251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23153

    I love how the other cat just meows innocently

    • @3twibles4sweetrevenge
      @3twibles4sweetrevenge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Are you the real Bruce Wayne?

    • @ivanmontalvo9333
      @ivanmontalvo9333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@3twibles4sweetrevenge yes

    • @brucewayne251
      @brucewayne251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I am the only Bruce Wayne. All of those claiming to be me are decoys.

    • @EthenBibslo
      @EthenBibslo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@brucewayne251 can I have your autograph?

    • @sagethelemur
      @sagethelemur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "i didnt do nuthin, also who's long johnson? "

  • @Federico-fu8so
    @Federico-fu8so 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14142

    Cat: "oH LOnG joHnSon"
    the other cat: yo wtf?

  • @BruteBoris-ot8bi
    @BruteBoris-ot8bi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    0:05 the voice crack 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Uteria_888
      @Uteria_888 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lol

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      can't blame him, long john is a dangerous man

    • @andrewriel2321
      @andrewriel2321 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Ar1AnX1xthat’s true. 💀

  • @leedlbagginshield8492
    @leedlbagginshield8492 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +897

    “Can I bring my friend? I swear he’s chill”
    The friend:

    • @Sparklysushiroll
      @Sparklysushiroll 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HAHAHAHSJKFDKKGG

    • @MistaGSpecialEducation
      @MistaGSpecialEducation 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Shane Dawson's cat be like.

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      when you show your best friend to your girlfriend
      girlfriend: nice to meet you dude
      friend: OH LONG JOHN, god I'm lonely, lonely, lonely yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa...aaaahh eeeeeehhhh

  • @SkyThePegasus
    @SkyThePegasus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9907

    Lyrics
    "Ooooh long john"
    "Oh long john"
    "Oh long johnson"
    "On the piaaaano"
    "Whyyyy I eyes ya"
    "All long long long day"
    "Ooooh long johnson"
    "Oh that long long johnson"

    • @IdonthaveJezz
      @IdonthaveJezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkķ

    • @corneliatomson1506
      @corneliatomson1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      You made my day brah!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TownOfCoom
      @TownOfCoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      What a bop

    • @universal_wisdom3416
      @universal_wisdom3416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      BRAV my day is made BRAHV

    • @jonniewable
      @jonniewable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I’m a cat whisperer and I'm not sure but I think it said war between our species is inevitable, that evolution cannot be stopped and cats will rise. It said we cannot coexist and then said oh don piaaano and then and then something about seeing the streets of human cities running red with the blood of their children.

  • @humaotmalik6771
    @humaotmalik6771 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    The way south park made a episode on this cat.

    • @whaduzitmatr
      @whaduzitmatr 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He said: war with our species is imminent, the blood of your children will run in the streets, and then he said: oh don piannno

    • @EnragedSephiroth
      @EnragedSephiroth 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Which episode was this?

    • @whaduzitmatr
      @whaduzitmatr 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@EnragedSephiroth season 16 episode 'Faith Hilling'

  • @standardofexcellence
    @standardofexcellence 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Matt and Trey's favorite cat

    • @capyisnotemo
      @capyisnotemo หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      LMAO NO WAY

    • @rickmorrty51
      @rickmorrty51 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Straight

    • @sxaviyoo
      @sxaviyoo 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      i came from that episode LMAO

  • @TechnoRaabe
    @TechnoRaabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23839

    "Honey he is doing it again, get the bible"

  • @thuggeegaming659
    @thuggeegaming659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13057

    He's trying to tell everyone who the murderer was. It was Oh Long Johnson.

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      O. Long Johnson , i think the murderer was named Oliver or Othello lol

    • @asia.b
      @asia.b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Or Orenthal. 😂

    • @Chloestewart._21
      @Chloestewart._21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The fact he looks like ravenpaw from warriors makes this comment funnier

    • @rembramlastname3631
      @rembramlastname3631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sounds like a Chinese Microsoft tech-support scammer.
      Oh Lang Johnson

    • @joesloadeddiaper3007
      @joesloadeddiaper3007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clever fakery

  • @leviathan6071
    @leviathan6071 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +858

    Rest in peace talking cat. You might have passed away but your legacy will still live on!

    • @ChristianCarrino-cr5xt
      @ChristianCarrino-cr5xt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Oh long Johnson

    • @prkrr9936
      @prkrr9936 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      oh long johnson

    • @smaster9758
      @smaster9758 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Copied comment

    • @legoislandstuff8773
      @legoislandstuff8773 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Live on, long Johnson.

    • @AmazingRofa
      @AmazingRofa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Part 2
      th-cam.com/video/657gaAJVJbc/w-d-xo.html

  • @anut8733
    @anut8733 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    The fact that he was startled at first before chanting Oh Long Johnson made me believe that this Johnson fellow was indeed showing himself in spirit before this cat's very eyes.

  • @Rafael47936
    @Rafael47936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4689

    Long Johnson: "I don't think talking cats exist!"
    Cat: "Oh, Long Johnson!"

    • @boriskrustev4070
      @boriskrustev4070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cats *

    • @CptGravel
      @CptGravel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@boriskrustev4070 umm no

    • @boriskrustev4070
      @boriskrustev4070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@CptGravel he edited it when he saw my comment

    • @CptGravel
      @CptGravel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@boriskrustev4070 k

    • @kpwasfurname7805
      @kpwasfurname7805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Darf der Kevin zum Spielen kommen???

  • @JO-kp6lk
    @JO-kp6lk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6677

    For those who wish to know,
    this wonderful kitty's name was
    "Colonel" and he lived in Mesa,
    Arizona. I'll never forget him.

    • @blazing1887
      @blazing1887 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You knew it personally?

    • @JO-kp6lk
      @JO-kp6lk ปีที่แล้ว +386

      @blazing1887
      Didn't know Colonel personally
      but when the video came out
      some years ago there was info
      out on local news that made
      it's way to the internet. I imagine
      there were many who felt like
      they knew Colonel. He had so
      much to say.

    • @Badchi
      @Badchi ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@JO-kp6lk I remember watching this video at like ~2006

    • @myu_
      @myu_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JO-kp6lk why u typing in Hi coo's Gimp boy

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JO-kp6lk o7

  • @RhodesianSAS-gn4qp
    @RhodesianSAS-gn4qp ปีที่แล้ว +7275

    Imagine hearing this at 3am night, not knowing your cat can do that

    • @denniskong7185
      @denniskong7185 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      i would shit myself immediately

    • @N0Xa880iUL
      @N0Xa880iUL ปีที่แล้ว +43

      💀

    • @N0Xa880iUL
      @N0Xa880iUL ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Ironically I'm watching this at 3 am.

    • @crppledizzle9374
      @crppledizzle9374 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'd think my shit was haunted 😭

    • @who_cares848
      @who_cares848 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except what if instead of 3 am it was 6 pm and instead of a cat talking it was a motorcycle going by

  • @Lolz-Lolz
    @Lolz-Lolz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +186

    It's so cute how the other cat was meowing while the fluffy cat was saying "Ol' Long Johnson"

  • @thenotsurechannel7630
    @thenotsurechannel7630 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Cat: "Oh aye-aye dog! Oh Long John. Oh long Johnson. Oh Don Piano. Why I eyes ya? Oh long long long day! Oh long long day!"

  • @TheCapelessCrusader
    @TheCapelessCrusader 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22570

    I feel like sometimes I spend too much time on the internet.

    • @RonaldMcPaul
      @RonaldMcPaul 8 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      We all do. Question is... who will be the first to die doing it.

    • @RonaldMcPaul
      @RonaldMcPaul 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Adam Gaming xD

    • @Rickbbx
      @Rickbbx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Ronald McPaul Save me

    • @TopKekLordie
      @TopKekLordie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're not alone.

    • @karmenfox5740
      @karmenfox5740 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      its way better than tv

  • @mochann1133
    @mochann1133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8344

    I really love that there’s a cat that’s meowing normally next to him, really helps show how strange he’s being

    • @coleharding9439
      @coleharding9439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      its like when mew talks to mewtwo

    • @bluehedgehog123
      @bluehedgehog123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      hes strange however he talented he just said Oh long johnson

    • @anwarnassredine3811
      @anwarnassredine3811 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      only stupid people like you need helps to show how strange was the cat

    • @naturesfinest4871
      @naturesfinest4871 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anwarnassredine3811 why U gotta be an a$$ to anyone? Kharma's a bit©️h, douche.

    • @Rodzilla97
      @Rodzilla97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      he's also a legend for doing this, so i think he made the right call

  • @ts_of_defunct
    @ts_of_defunct 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    "Heroes get remembered, legends never die"

  • @fernandes327
    @fernandes327 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    This video is a human relic. Should be put in a time capsule for the future.

  • @Wojtek_Ch
    @Wojtek_Ch ปีที่แล้ว +4159

    This cat achieved more in life than I did.

    • @portostrengthunion
      @portostrengthunion 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      # same

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      It's better to be a human being instead of a trophy

    • @esty6374
      @esty6374 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      🤣

    • @Diego9290
      @Diego9290 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      prychłem xD

    • @Nelson12143
      @Nelson12143 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Such shame lol

  • @simpleecasual7138
    @simpleecasual7138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2448

    He sounds like a drunk old man in a corner trying to sing a sea shanty

    • @imacup.2667
      @imacup.2667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      here before it'll blow up up to 1k likes or more lol

    • @khaos1016
      @khaos1016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha

    • @wildones9339
      @wildones9339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Especially with the licking of the lips

    • @Fufu05
      @Fufu05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@wildones9339 and the snorting lmao

    • @jkpakosz6698
      @jkpakosz6698 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁😁 I loved this!

  • @Coffeepanda294
    @Coffeepanda294 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The cat, the myth, the legend

  • @OfficialNIKMIK
    @OfficialNIKMIK 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    He tried to warn us about Long Silver John

    • @spkzfaith9680
      @spkzfaith9680 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Long John Silver* not Long Silver John

  • @devo6704
    @devo6704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5269

    Everybody gangsta till Old Long Johnson pull up at 2 am

    • @garyasunijicia9435
      @garyasunijicia9435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha haha!

    • @moayadalshammari5510
      @moayadalshammari5510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@iron1975 racist lmfao

    • @vamppanic
      @vamppanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@iron1975 youre not funny

    • @senkopaththeangler2748
      @senkopaththeangler2748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Bro when I was a kid I went to the bathroom at like three in the morning and a cat started doing this outside the window and it was the most frightening experience of my life no cap.

    • @r....5934
      @r....5934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ElHayki
    @ElHayki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5921

    Regular Cat : *“Meow”*
    This Cat : *“oOh Long Johnson”*
    Special Cat : *“Mlem”*

    • @maggie12md18
      @maggie12md18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      “Mmblem” featuring mclovin the bathtub cat

    • @monthlymaps4858
      @monthlymaps4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There is another

    • @viptorious3405
      @viptorious3405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cat furries: some hot japanese words to impress men lel

    • @ElHayki
      @ElHayki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@monthlymaps4858 LOL

    • @revolverocelot8106
      @revolverocelot8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cat Dog: *woof*

  • @KevinoftheCosmos
    @KevinoftheCosmos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    This is my remedy for feeling depressed when nothing else seems to work. This cat is deeply important to me.

  • @ssgpentland8241
    @ssgpentland8241 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this cat is likely long gone, but the internet has made him/her immortal

  • @somerandomrazor
    @somerandomrazor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9771

    The fact that this was featured in a South Park episode makes it even better

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@yaago You’re the real MVP.

    • @luvlols4462
      @luvlols4462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And a creepy pasta

    • @Patrick_3751
      @Patrick_3751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      "Oh Don Piaaano!"

    • @ShadiC636
      @ShadiC636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@luvlols4462 Are you referring to the one about a ghost of a criminal who got hanged by his limbs to the point that they cracked, stretched and broke?

    • @smug1654
      @smug1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      apparently this vid is from 1997 and was on Americas Funniest home videos

  • @indubitablewordsmith9138
    @indubitablewordsmith9138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3975

    Me: “There’s no way the cat ACTUALLY says that.”
    Cat: “OH LONG JOHNSON”

  • @aspenScr3
    @aspenScr3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I remember watching this on AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS!! 😂😂

  • @Purple_Sloth
    @Purple_Sloth 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I love how we have a second cat for reference to know how possessed this one is

  • @Soilwar
    @Soilwar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    Best thing is that the other cat just responds with 'meow'! :D

    • @supravista
      @supravista 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Long Johnson is boss

    • @Zeriel00
      @Zeriel00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The other cat is telling him to shut up or he will blow their cover xD

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Larch maye she wants to receive his long Johnson

    • @ihatecobwebs
      @ihatecobwebs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Larch Yeah 😂

    • @sperngler906
      @sperngler906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Larch no it isn't the best part

  • @justinw7323
    @justinw7323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4172

    When the cat died I bet its final words were "So long, Johnson"

  • @kaycampbell8532
    @kaycampbell8532 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The first time I heard my cat talk like that, I nearly passed out from laughing so hard.

  • @_ssoh_2651
    @_ssoh_2651 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    That one isaacwhy video

  • @zackyzackyzacky1
    @zackyzackyzacky1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    0:15 “I don’t care, no”

  • @piergiorgiocaroli9201
    @piergiorgiocaroli9201 8 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    The other cat was like "WTF is he doing?"

    • @HL-md9go
      @HL-md9go 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the same lol

    • @lizs606
      @lizs606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      the tiny meows the other cat lets out like "is he going to be ok? 😕"

    • @piergiorgiocaroli9201
      @piergiorgiocaroli9201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Mom. My brother is acting wierd. We should bring him to the vet."

  • @butterflymom22
    @butterflymom22 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    R.I.P you comedic cat, you’ll always be our legend. I remember watching it on AFV a long time ago.🤧😢

  • @user-jx3mp1ie5v
    @user-jx3mp1ie5v 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Oh long Johnson” “meow” the other cat is like wtf is going on 😂

  • @CJN4737
    @CJN4737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2175

    Oh my dog
    oh long john
    oh long johnson
    oh don piano
    oh my eyes ah
    all the live long day

  • @chadcat420
    @chadcat420 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    He's telling us about a tale of loss, of sorrow, of life, of rebirth, of happiness, of joy, and bliss. Truly an inspiring tale.

    • @Wingman-69
      @Wingman-69 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Give food, im crappy cat.
      Thats what inspires you? Read harry potter, bud.

    • @shrimpaerospace
      @shrimpaerospace ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@Wingman-69 ever heard of a joke?

    • @Wingman-69
      @Wingman-69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shrimpaerospace ye, but thiss seems a little unfunny for a joke y'know?

    • @hipochii
      @hipochii ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Wingman-69 bro recommended harry potter 💀💀

    • @Wingman-69
      @Wingman-69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hipochii at least it is kinda better...

  • @wesleythomas7125
    @wesleythomas7125 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I imagine him as a drunk old man rambling about his dead buddy Long Johnson.
    Head down on the bar, holding onto a bottle of whiskey with 1 finger left and just wailing "Ohhh Long John! Ohhh Long Johnson!" like LJ saved his life in 'Nam.

  • @presentmoments5816
    @presentmoments5816 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    He made it even in South Park in Episode: Faith Hilling

  • @vencelfoldi8236
    @vencelfoldi8236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5293

    I'm deeply convinced that cats perfectly understand human speech, they're just too proud to use it.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Oh, I think they do, too, all the more to ignore what you're telling them to do.

    • @keikei2942
      @keikei2942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I remember reading somewhere that crows that are constantly around humans actually end up understanding human speech/languages somewhat, so it's actually entirely possible that the same is true with cats

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Chaos89P lol this is also what horses do like a 3rd of the time

    • @faishalazhar0408
      @faishalazhar0408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      One day there's will be animal who can speak human language and they will appear more and more.
      and new stage will begin world will crumb-

    • @pureslyce3186
      @pureslyce3186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its at 666 likes

  • @benjaminhollis1221
    @benjaminhollis1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2399

    How tf did Matt Stone and Trey Parker base a whole episode of South Park just from this 😂

    • @EternallyDoomed
      @EternallyDoomed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Well...It’s south park, they never run out of weird ideas...Unless the simpsons did it

    • @yoloj3164
      @yoloj3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Thats literally the art behind south park

    • @billny33
      @billny33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean for me the star of that episode was the whole idea of Faith Hill-ing to the Sunday Night Football song. But O Long Johnson def was up there too.

    • @MPG187
      @MPG187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Doesn't that cat have any regard for human safety? It got arrested and when asked what it had to say, replied with the smartass answer "Oh long Johnson". it knew the only safe approve memes were peace sign, bunny ears, fake weiner and knowingly put humans in danger.

    • @cainster
      @cainster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      alcohol and drugs.

  • @ggagg123
    @ggagg123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Whenever I'm in a crap mood I watch this. This always cracks me up! Bless the cats!

  • @motherjugs5163
    @motherjugs5163 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Never gets old; I come here often.

  • @user-hr8us5ot8y
    @user-hr8us5ot8y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2296

    the johnson was so long it traumatized the cat

    • @akr01364
      @akr01364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ha.

    • @sinistertrucker
      @sinistertrucker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That's what she said...

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I went to school with a kid named Cole Johnson. Apparently in tenth grade he wrote a story about his penis called Cole's Johnson. For some reason your comment reminded me of that

    • @bullshitethirty9590
      @bullshitethirty9590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😆😂🤣😂😅 Had me rollin!!

    • @deadlypotatoes
      @deadlypotatoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Drake thank you for your service

  • @daveed2589
    @daveed2589 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    I love how we only see his reaction until it pans out and he's being terrified over some cat minding it's business lmao

    • @chumon1992
      @chumon1992 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The other cat is like hey? What's wrong? And he's like O_o

    • @TorbjornLindholm_o7
      @TorbjornLindholm_o7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      the other cat is long Johnson

    • @jamespfrommer2003
      @jamespfrommer2003 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This was shown on south park

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There's a self defense strategy in acting so crazy nobody wants to even try messing with you

    • @JeffSlapper
      @JeffSlapper ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moistnugget4147 Our physically smallest cat does this. She is usually around 8-9 pounds and bullies all the other cats, even the Norwegian Forest cat that is about 14 pounds.
      If you have enough crazy no one will mess with you.

  • @aliabdallah102
    @aliabdallah102 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "oh long johnson?"
    Other cat: bro stop talking about my pp

    • @etherealxox
      @etherealxox 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LMAO 😂

  • @aragornmachintruc2292
    @aragornmachintruc2292 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    South park made me know this legend

  • @sififirefly
    @sififirefly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3724

    Oooooh my dog
    Oh long John
    Oh long Johnson
    Oh Don piaaaaano
    Why I eyes ya
    All long long long day
    All long long long day

    • @raven2583
      @raven2583 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      LMAO

    • @222Julchen222
      @222Julchen222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      thx for the lyrics

    • @jennadrake6011
      @jennadrake6011 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Oh Don piaaaano gets me every time and I can't breathe help

    • @97ktlee
      @97ktlee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So poetic...

    • @ZARAGOZAHARDCORE
      @ZARAGOZAHARDCORE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jajajajajajajajaj

  • @drksideofthewal
    @drksideofthewal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7359

    I will now analyze this poem:
    "Oh my dog"
    This line is perfect in its simplicity. It establishes the subject of the poem, and builds anticipation for the next line, as well as mystery: who is his dog?
    "Oh Long John"
    Finally, we get the payoff. The name of his dog, is "Long John."
    "Oh Long Johnson"
    A subversion! In a truly brilliant twist, we discover that the subject of the poem isn't Long John himself, but rather the son of Long John.
    "Oh Don Piano"
    We receive more information about Long John's son. His name is "Don Piano." I'd also like to point out that the poem uses the subtle but masterful technique of beginning each new with "Oh" which serves to connect each line, completing the stanza.
    "Why I eyes ya?"
    The first line that doesn't begin with "Oh," the sudden shift in the rhyme scheme grabs your attention, and let's you know that this line is of particular importance. The author seems to find Don Piano to be ab object of fascination, and doesn't know why.
    "All the live long day"
    The next line confirms how deep the author's fascination with Don Piano truly is, bordering perhaps on infatuation. Could this be a love poem? The subtlety and complexity of this line leaves it up to interpretation.
    "Oh Long John's day"
    Returning to the poetic device of beginning each line with "Oh," bringing the poem full circle. We return to the subject of the author's dog, Long John, the father of Don Piano. Once again, there's mystery: what is Long John's day? Could it be a happy occasion, such as a birthday? Or, a sad occasion, such as a funeral? This mystery is never resolved, leaving the poem on a bittersweet note.
    "Oh that long long Johnson"
    The final line is interesting. On a superficial level, the repetition of "Long Johnson" after the line about "Long John" is merely filler, to bookend the poem, ending it as it began. I believe it goes deeper than that. As discussed previously, this can certainly be interpreted as a love poem between the author and Long John's Son, Don Piano, meaning this line could very well be a clever double entendre.

    • @-_-president-_-richardson-9705
      @-_-president-_-richardson-9705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Oh wow

    • @ettaoudianas6748
      @ettaoudianas6748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Here before this blows up

    • @user-hj1we1ej5r
      @user-hj1we1ej5r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      This is a masterpiece

    • @dited358
      @dited358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      0:19 He doesn't say "Why I eyes ya?" that makes no sense in english he said "Whyy I oughta.."
      Edit your comment and fix this.

    • @drksideofthewal
      @drksideofthewal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      @@dited358
      While I respect your opinion, I do believe you to be incorrect. The most common interpretation in respected circles is, "why I eyes ya." While you can argue that this isn't "grammatically correct" art isn't beholden to any conventions, it can be abstract and interpretive.
      In this case, I believe that the peculiar dialect the author employs with this line is tongue in cheek, as if to say, "I understand the conventions and *choose* to ignore them." In humorous juxtaposition to the sublimely articulate language used in the rest of the composition.

  • @ogiego298
    @ogiego298 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Officer: have you been drinking
    Me:

  • @blankenhornmesstechnik4666
    @blankenhornmesstechnik4666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Mit Abstand das beste Video im Netz.

  • @youwilldie8835
    @youwilldie8835 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    Did He just say war between our 2 species is inevitable?

    • @cervantesbaptist614
      @cervantesbaptist614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      hahahahaha southpark xD

    • @Deathlygunn
      @Deathlygunn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Quick everyone start Faith Hilling again

    • @youwilldie8835
      @youwilldie8835 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wait did I just hear that their Evolution cannot be stopped , they will rise and our 2 species simply cannot co-exist?

    • @davidgf85
      @davidgf85 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes :c

    • @youwilldie8835
      @youwilldie8835 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +panckake face Omg our cities will run red with the blood of our children

  • @CanDOGGOGetSubs-jr9xn
    @CanDOGGOGetSubs-jr9xn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3044

    You know this video is legendary when even South Park made a full episode on this

  • @user-sc2ge6yk5e
    @user-sc2ge6yk5e 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    They put this in south park lol

  • @DallasHollidayTV
    @DallasHollidayTV 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It’s 2024 and I saw this on south park

  • @DarkLiberatorZone
    @DarkLiberatorZone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9204

    This was one of the first videos I ever watched on TH-cam
    EDIT: This video is not the original since people keep getting confused by the upload date. I saw the original vid on a different channel back in 2006-2007.

    • @h-ollo-w
      @h-ollo-w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      0 likes L

    • @evansentme
      @evansentme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nice

    • @painiscannon
      @painiscannon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@h-ollo-w lol you have 0 likes too

    • @h-ollo-w
      @h-ollo-w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@painiscannon it was a joke

    • @painiscannon
      @painiscannon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@h-ollo-w Oh well then sorry about that

  • @joshuaolsen6509
    @joshuaolsen6509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    1985: "We'll have flying cars in 2019."
    2019: "I watched the Oh Long Johnson cat video for the fiftieth time and laughed again."

    • @patriceswart4240
      @patriceswart4240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      10.000 iq

    • @SeanDavies-Roy
      @SeanDavies-Roy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      On an interconnected mainframe that can share information instantaneously throughout the planet for very little cost, or, in maky cases, free of charge.
      Wouldn't you agree that the internet has more utility than a flying car? :) Besides, we'll have even more impressive fully autonomous vehicles within the 10 years time anyway!

    • @Phil-bz5jq
      @Phil-bz5jq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SeanDavies-Roy the Internet appears to be made of cats and I'd still like a flying car. A jetpack would do though.

    • @andrewschroeder2079
      @andrewschroeder2079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was born in 85. Still laughing

    • @OlpusBonzo
      @OlpusBonzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewschroeder2079 The concept that in the future we would have had flying cars dates back to the early 20th Century, if not before, dating back to the age of invention of the hot air balloon. Also, I'm two years older than you and I remember that even in the early 90's, a few years before the new millennium, there were people still believing that in the 2000s we would have had flying cars. Instead we had autonomous flying drones.

  • @ARPWIRE
    @ARPWIRE 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The sounds you hear in the distance when you visit a nursing home.

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Long John must be a terrifying man, kitty started dropping poems to calm him down

  • @jeffs4810
    @jeffs4810 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    We fostered a cat who's meow sounded like "hello", or more accurately, "helwooooo". It never stopped being hilarious.

    • @nevereasier
      @nevereasier 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I once had a corgi who would say Hello/"erro" whenever you came home

    • @Mightype
      @Mightype 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@nevereasierI had a dog years ago and on his belly there was the Text Godzilla I am not kidding

    • @nevereasier
      @nevereasier 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Mightype wow cool story thanks for sharing

    • @kerenchadwick9697
      @kerenchadwick9697 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Mightype I do Not think soo

  • @MrShawno1231
    @MrShawno1231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:30 The other cat is like: "I'm sorry, but I don't understand English."

  • @orangewarm1
    @orangewarm1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I think he swallowed something he shouldn't have. The owners should have taken him to the vet for a scan.

  • @adamhoffman9965
    @adamhoffman9965 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Miles, a scruffy black and white cat, gazed out at the ocean from the edge of the dock. The salty breeze blew through his fur as he relived his past. He was born on a ship, he remembered, a ship belonging to a legendary pirate captain named Long John Johnson. Miles' eyes narrowed in thought as he recalled the daring adventures he shared with his captain - battles against rival ships, hidden treasures found in deserted islands, and romantic trysts under the stars. But there was also danger, death-defying escapes, and betrayal. Little did Miles know that their greatest challenge was yet to come.
    As Miles continued to ponder his memories, he heard footsteps approaching him. He turned to see a tall, imposing figure dressed in black and wielding a cutlass. It was Don Piano, a ruthless sea captain with his own crew of cutthroats. Don had been watching Long John for years, waiting for his chance to claim the treasure he believed Long John had stolen from him. Now, he had tracked down Long John to this small New England town, where Miles and his captain were living in hiding.
    Miles hissed at Don, baring his teeth in defiance. But Don merely laughed, his eyes glinting with madness. "I've been waiting for this moment, feline," he said, taking a step closer to Miles. "And now that I have found you, I will have what is mine." With that, Don lunged forward, his cutlass swinging towards Miles.
    As the blade whistled through the air, Miles sprang into action. He dodged Don’s attack, clawing at the captain's face. But Don was quick and strong, and he soon had Miles pinned to the ground. The pirate captain raised his cutlass high, ready to strike. Suddenly, there was a flash of silver and a deafening roar. Miles looked up to see Long John Johnson, sword in hand, charging towards them. The battle was about to begin.
    Long John Johnson was a legend among pirates. His exploits were known far and wide, and he had a fearsome reputation. He was also fiercely loyal to those he considered friends, and he considered Miles to be one of them. As Don Piano raised his cutlass, ready to strike down Miles, Long John Johnson leapt into action. He swung his sword with all his might, blocking Don's attack and sending him stumbling back.
    The two pirates circled each other warily, their swords held at the ready. Don Piano was no match for Long John Johnson, but he was desperate. He knew that if he didn't strike now, he never would. With a roar, he charged forward, his cutlass flashing in the sunlight. But Long John Johnson was too fast. He sidestepped the attack and plunged his sword deep into Don's chest. With a gasp, Don Piano crumpled to the ground, dead.
    Long John Johnson sheathed his sword and turned to Miles. "Well, my friend," he said, ruffling Miles' fur. "That was a close call. But we've survived another day." Together, they walked back to their hideout, their heads held high. For they were pirates, and they knew that no matter what challenges lay ahead, they would face them together.

  • @IamRaf114
    @IamRaf114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2048

    Human hear " *Oh long johnson* "
    But what the cat really saying is " *a war between our species is inevitable* "

    • @presidentpeashooter4617
      @presidentpeashooter4617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      South Park reference

    • @cpunktspunkt748
      @cpunktspunkt748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But seriously..why should cats start war with their butlers?

    • @P5970
      @P5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's true

    • @Nightraptor6Animated
      @Nightraptor6Animated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      they want to paint the town red with our children’s blood

    • @geniuz9636
      @geniuz9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Inevitable* it’s not that hard to spell dumbass

  • @Pouya-
    @Pouya- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    00:00 lol the guy in the background

    • @itwooddy3311
      @itwooddy3311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Maybe it mirror

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I never noticed that before.

    • @SalmanSahib
      @SalmanSahib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@itwooddy3311 No it's not

    • @itwooddy3311
      @itwooddy3311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SalmanSahib exactly

    • @SalmanSahib
      @SalmanSahib 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itwooddy3311 ????

  • @LordShrub
    @LordShrub 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh Long John
    Oh Long Johnny
    Oh Long Johnson
    Hold on tight, oh
    Why are eyes up
    All the live long day?
    Oh Long Johnson
    Oh da da da da

  • @jimboramba
    @jimboramba 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The other cat meowing must be long Johnson, the black cat's arch nemesis

  • @DieFlabbergast
    @DieFlabbergast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    We've got to find out who Long Johnson is!

    • @knavar6314
      @knavar6314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DieFlabbergast Ur mom knows all about long Johnson dude... I refresh her memory whenever I'm over there. 😂 u left urself wide open for that one

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      No, she doesn't, and no, you don't. My mother died years ago, at the age of 87. Have a nice life.

    • @knavar6314
      @knavar6314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DieFlabbergast *Rubs fingers together* Worlds smallest violin is playing just for you right now fella... If you had did anything other than try to rationalise a yo momma joke I might still have respect for you as an avatar but nooo

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      How old are you? 13 would be my guess. You can't write English properly, you don't understand the meaning of the word "rationalise," and, above all, you have no moral decency. Did you think my comment was a fabrication? Oh, sorry, I'll translate that into children's English just for you: did you think I was lying? I am 67, my mother died a while ago; your schoolboy "joke" was therefore completely wide of the mark. Your comment thus contained two errors: it misjudged the target, and it was in extremely bad taste, neither of which you are yet mature enough to admit. Never mind, you'll grow up eventually - unless someone strangles you first, of course, which would not surprise me in the least.

    • @Valkyrior_
      @Valkyrior_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Knavar LMAO dude he roasted you 😂

  • @zeiadhelmy931
    @zeiadhelmy931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    0:11 you see hes already warming up his throat for this universal moment

    • @Euphoria.85
      @Euphoria.85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      yes and his mouth gets dry every couple seconds I love this

    • @voloshanca
      @voloshanca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Licking the lips is the sign of stress in cats, and so is his talking too btw.

    • @witchflowers6942
      @witchflowers6942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@voloshanca we know. That cat is obviously pissed.

    • @Syrange13
      @Syrange13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His masterpiece

    • @saadfadel924
      @saadfadel924 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s actually scary and very weird what’s happening
      Because it didn’t stop it’s developing
      And it’s also turning to other things like repeated thoughts , repeated body actions
      Don’t go to this part of the mind thinking in it , it’s where the satan and the angel ,
      Don’t panic don’t be anxious we’re going somewhere......😷

  • @mandymannnn
    @mandymannnn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Theory: He is being possessed by Johnson

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I don’t think I ever laughed harder at a South Park episode than when they parodied this cat on the show.

  • @seasesh4073
    @seasesh4073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1134

    Therapist: "don't worry Johnson, talking cats won't hurt you they don't exist."
    Talking cat: "Oh long Johnson"

  • @Design--om2zx
    @Design--om2zx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    0:09 as soon as she says "oh long John" she starts spying on camera to see if it's recording, then clears throat, licks lips, and then legend begins.

  • @williamz7011
    @williamz7011 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had a guy come fix my water heater yesterday, and now my water pressure/heat outflow in my shower is glorious. My first shower in, the heat/good water pressure had me almost euphoric, and I started chanting "oh long Johnson" the rest of the shower. My fiance had questions. I showed her the video, and my German Shepherd went crazy. True story

  • @jamischimmel6715
    @jamischimmel6715 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The other cat cat is like yeah!

  • @loulishadow1468
    @loulishadow1468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    *SURPRISE SNORT*
    OoooOooOOOoh Long jooohn..
    Ohhh long john!
    Oh long Johnson!
    Oh long piaaaa.. Noo!
    *snort*
    Ayayaysa!
    Oh long long long day..
    Oooooh long long dayyy..
    Other cat: Meow?
    Ohhh done done done...

  • @shironhun
    @shironhun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    Oh my dog
    Oh long John
    Oh long Johnson
    Oh don piaaano
    Why I eyes ya?
    All the live long day

    • @tobimadarauchiha3323
      @tobimadarauchiha3323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ShironTHPS so what

    • @shironhun
      @shironhun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      lyrics xd

    • @Link9058
      @Link9058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Oh long long long day

    • @heartymcdurianz
      @heartymcdurianz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      stolen comment. be fucking original.

    • @shironhun
      @shironhun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sorry,I know
      but still much better than the Clash Royale TH-camr spam

  • @MrFrost-yj1tf
    @MrFrost-yj1tf 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That cat looks just like my cat socks. Man, I missed my little buddy.😢

  • @oliviak2963
    @oliviak2963 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oooooohhhh my dawg
    Ohhh long Johnson
    Oh long Johnson
    Oh long Pia...no
    Why I eyes ya!
    All the live long day
    The other cat: Meow. Meow

  • @smb-c3po
    @smb-c3po 9 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    That cat has no regard for human safety and was then arrested later that same day.

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ken Dye And then they denied that cat any parole.
      That cat was then given a lethal injection for starting fights with the inmates.

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ken Dye And then ManBearPig fed on that cat's remains.

    • @TeknoSquirrel
      @TeknoSquirrel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait, you're super cereal?

    • @mikeoxlong6351
      @mikeoxlong6351 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sora Song The dosage given to the cat was too little..little did they know the cat was still alive when carrying it out to the corpse dumpster and the cat fled away only to haunt further people...

    • @andrewvickers1992
      @andrewvickers1992 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TeknoSquirrel Super Duper Cereal...EXCELSIOR!!!!!

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2401

    This kitty has a good chance of being passed on by now.
    He will forever be a internet legend. His memory is secured lol

    • @alexwilliams1003
      @alexwilliams1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Heroes get remembered but legends never. Follow your heart and you'll never go wrong.- The Sandlot movie quote

    • @alexwilliams1003
      @alexwilliams1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Never die sorry damn typo

    • @lynxbeast7079
      @lynxbeast7079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@alexwilliams1003 just edit your old comment. It's really screwed over now and has a weird different meaning(legends never get remembered)

    • @Alexandra-rb7ju
      @Alexandra-rb7ju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My cat lived until she was 22 years old. Was just a few years younger than me when she passed. Wonder how old this cat would be by now.

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      hes living up with long johnson, who he was praying to

  • @orions9612
    @orions9612 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    In a dark dark dark dark dark room, Reindeer are lurking.

  • @TANGEROSC_official
    @TANGEROSC_official 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Oh long John... Oh long John.. oh long Johnson.. Oh long cat. Why are you so long long long there? Oh long Johnson... Oh long long long long Johnson..."
    This cat made a long poem

  • @sea_kidd2203
    @sea_kidd2203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I love how this became the topic of a Southpark episode

    • @elcomemierda2624
      @elcomemierda2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i understand the reference but what's it have to do with trains?

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@elcomemierda2624
      In the episode it became an equivalent of "Planking", people IRL were taking pics of themselves doing stupid meme sh!t everywhere they could including dangerous areas that got themselves killed.

    • @elcomemierda2624
      @elcomemierda2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@_-Lx-_ thanks for the info!

  • @DragonFox84
    @DragonFox84 10 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    that creep me out if I had that cat....after a while in the middle of the night....ooohhh long Johnson from the darkness......yep creepy.

    • @ati_st1629
      @ati_st1629 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No... I think it's cute

    • @Augfran95
      @Augfran95 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooo I was thinking the same thing !

    • @ShizL
      @ShizL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      read "Goatman"

    • @jantesa
      @jantesa ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ShizLI SCROLLED FOR TEN MINUTES TRYING TO FIND AN "ANANSI'S GOATMAN REFERENCE AND FINALLY FOUND ONE

  • @Fond_borbi_s_tupimi_brony
    @Fond_borbi_s_tupimi_brony 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm so glad it came from my recommendation. Every year this video gets better and better. Ln is like a fine wine. It has so much meaning and subtext. 😭😭😭

  • @Clyde_Frog
    @Clyde_Frog 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Poor Johnson just wanted to make a friend

  • @toompyfloyd4074
    @toompyfloyd4074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    I guess the other cats name is long Johnson?

    • @BiLatKnee
      @BiLatKnee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The other cat is a kitten. Just sayin'

    • @mikey7257
      @mikey7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Real Pepe agreed 😂😂😂

    • @alymatronicdoesrandomness505
      @alymatronicdoesrandomness505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its probably new so has no name yet. But it was named by the first cat

    • @andresd3104
      @andresd3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's his street name

    • @chilael6892
      @chilael6892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oooh Long Johnson, our battle will be legendary!

  • @MisaMiniwashere
    @MisaMiniwashere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Talking cat:Oh long johnson
    The other cat: *confused meowing*

  • @cristianmicu
    @cristianmicu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    this is reposted 10 years ago, but this have like 20 years or more.. i was watching this in the 1990's , i remember, and i was young.. by that time, this video is immortal

    • @fulvnd5919
      @fulvnd5919 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For real? Ooohhhh long long Johnson ooohh noon nooo

  • @KoalaT420
    @KoalaT420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Long Johnson was the male cat next door who denied paying child support