Enhanced Humans Sent to Investigate a Ghost Ship Whose Crew Had Killed Each Other
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- A crew of genetically modified humans must travel to Saturn's moon to find out what happened to a deep space mining vessel and its precious cargo.
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when a director decides on wasting our time these recap videos simply save our lives
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the recap almost makes this movie sound competent if not for the terrible cgi, cast, costumes, and overall plot
even with this recap, i still didn't understand what happen with the story.
Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t stand a chance nowadays 😂
Is this Asylum studios? It has to be.
Still don't understand what happened in this movie 🎥
Recaps are more entertaining than watching the movie😌
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How sad.
@@lucas-9840 😩
@@ansar2334
You’re a sad boy
I use these recaps as a filter that aids me in deciding whether or not the full movie is worth my time.
@@acool6401 same
Dead space meets the Expanse meets Prometheus meets Passengers.....I'm confused😀
you forgot the original, Horizon
Wow that ending sucked. Was an alright movie up until then.
Yeah. And it didn't make much sense either. So they suicided to destroy the danger, but the danger was the thing they needed to survive and that they came the whole way to find...? And they sacrificed themselves to save an android whose AI apparently became self aware, even though it wasn't necessary to sacrifice themselves? Like wtf is going on here?
They try to look like anime shit
@@jonathonpolk3592 Yea, I'm almost as confused or even more confused than before I saw this video.
8:12 best line of the entire movie 🤣
Best description I've read about this movie: "This looked as if someone decided the acting was going to be so bad that they may as well make a porn, and then forgot the porn."
Yep, that sounds like the perfect description of this type on movie. 👍😄
Lmao 😂
What? Lol!!! 😆 🤣 😂
Perfect 🤣
It’s a shame too. Those ladies are hot
For some reason I thought this was Star Trek Into Darkness with the serial numbers filed off at first, and got confused as to why everything wasn't quite right...
that was intentional to artificially boost rental sales
I thought this was about the movie Event Horizon for a moment.
Event Horizon meets Dead Space
Have you seen Pandorum? It was definitely influenced by Event Horizon.
@@WolfMoonstarMAC That's just Event Horizon haha
@@donnamurphy8551 Pandorum is one of those sleeper movies that only sci-fi fans would love. I thought it was a well made well-paced movie with a little twist at the end.
you know...it's good to see that "B" movies are still a thing...
Look at me! I can quote actually good writers while clumsily assigning my characters one emotion each! Then I kill everyone because nihilism!
Some script-refining would have been nice to avoid plot holes/make the movie more logical, but the execution was pretty. I enjoyed, though if I was watching the actual movie instead of this recap, I would probably be disappointed.
Look at Rex here. Now that's a body that won't quit. And I bet under here you'll find a bird that won't quit either.
Lmaoo! I thought that was him
Thank jesus for movie recaps. There is no way i would have been able to sit thru 20 mins of this god awful movie.
I wonder what was that 90's music they were hearing. i loved the 90's
So this is Teleios (2017). Who dares to watch, wins.
I had skipped watching this film before and now after watching this recap I'm glad I didn't waste my time with it.
If the last humans, enhanced or not, are going to act this crazy then perhaps the species ought to die out.
The producer and art director must've had a problem with Neon LED lights. Haha! 🤣
What’s the name of the movie?!
Nice interesting video, keep up the great work.
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That movie made no sense
I suppose this one would okay for a brain-drain night. It's actually a pretty good story, despite being full of every scifi trope ever. Too bad it's such a meh production. The twist with Lulu reprogramming herself has real potential.
HAL-9000 grand grand grand child? Oh well
That plot point sounds like it was lifted from _Ex Machina._
Wait a FUCKING SECOND! Did I see Jackie Chan in this MOVIE at 11:17? Not sure but I think it is him!
"So, how much do actors cost? Really? How about models? Oh okay, call the writer."
I like your videos but I really wish you wold put the title of the movie somewhere
Yeah didn't Star Trek warn us about the Genetic engineering of humans ?
If you have a bunch of hot cyborgs, at least put them in futuristic spandex. The audience can get a little fan service if we're going to sit through these bad movies, even in recaps.
This has échos of Event Horizon.
10:18 "when she's called beautiful"
NO NOOOOO!!! LMAO That wasn't the reason she cried and let the man tap her lol😂🤣
What is the name of the movie
ok i don't get not titling the movies so you can actually go watch the movie.
Movie title can be seen in the first few seconds of the video. Same with all other recap
@@neberboi I'm blown away that so many people bitch and complain when is right there. I've answered this so many times.
zimmer's arms were the only redeeming thing about this movie gd
what is the title of this movie
Teleios (2017)
Event Horizon remake?
Event Horizon scared the 💩 out of me. I had to turn it off, get up and open all the curtains and turn on all the lights. I wasn't right until I forced myself to sit down and watch it without the volume on.
@@franny5295 Same here. On more than a few occasions.
@@franny5295 event horizon was one of my favorite movies ever. Favorite line by captain miller "we're leaving". Oh and the evil Latin was epic.
It's a daytime soap opera in space
"They celebrate with the fist bump". I guess the DNA modification procedure failed.
This movie is garbage. Thank you Movie Recaps for saving me so much time and frustration.
Geez the quads on the obvious steroider.. sheesh
8:12 " instead of commenting on that Zimmerman wonders when Linden became such a twat" 😆 😆
great the only Asian character great at martial arts, and is a robotic slave. just awesome
Lol and the black "dies" first. Wait...did he die? The AI narrator said he got knocked out...
I knew this voice wasn't real. Live not said correctly, as well as a few other words. I thought there was something off. Still good recaps though.
I hate the rotating camera every 5 seconds
I am so glad that I watched this video instead of the whole crapper of a movie.
It’s Travis O’Neill Shaquille O’Neals son
Was this a youtube movie?
What's this movie called? It's nice to know what the name is...
It shows you at the beginning at the bottom
What movie is this?
beyond the trek 2017
@@fredgarvinism totally missed that thanks
@@AfroMocha it was hidden pretty well...immediately at the start of the vid SMH
I thought the thumbnail was rust characters
I bet you if they truly make advanced humans, they wouldn't be as pretty as they are. There is no advantage in having a nice face and big boobs. Actually I would think the latter would be a disadvantage. I would more so expect physical fitness, health and emotional stability. Nothing else is truly important.
HMtech-201 smg from Killing Floor 2 XD
What movie is this
How do so many of these terrible movies even get funded?
“Beyond The Trek”? Really? You’re really gonna half-ass name your movie in such a way that it challenges one of the best and most beloved sci-fi franchises of all time, then not even make your movie (let alone uniforms) one tenth as fucking awesome as it should’ve been if you wanted to get away with a title like that. Pay for your hubris with a box office loss, hopefully they learned something...
*sighs*, name of the movie?
Teleios (2017)
@@jodiepalmer2404 Thank ya!
It's at the beginning at the bottom
The short version is so boring imagine the whole movie
So 🤖 breaking the law of existence.
I think the women should be super buff too. Like super saiyan women and men.
Uh. What a mess
First love the videos
Good job i am learning lessons on how to make your videos would you like to collab
It's like a Zoolander sequel where they only sent models into space.
models look nicer
What movie is this?
I am loving these recaps. A quick synopsis of a movie I’d either never watch or regret watching. Tells me all I really care to know.
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I like these recaps: It points out good underrated or obscure movies AND which ones that are not wasting time on.
This is one of the time- wasters.
When it makes a crappy movie like Event Horizon look good in comparison, you know its really bad.
Let’s not forget we also get to see movies from other countries and don’t have to deal with shitty lip sync like Netflix
I just wish they’d mention the bloody name! So many of these don’t & its frustrating, trying to figure it out!
@@MydnyghtBlueSky I totally agree with you. Some of the movies I know already and I recognized what they were, but if I hadn't, I wouldn't have known the name at all.
@@MydnyghtBlueSkyoi😊 is
"Zimmer wonders when Lyndon became such a twat." EPIC!
Dont go Saturn or Mars, all of these horror space novels pick them.
Lol, I was thinking the same thing...
There is one about the moon too.
@@ktmmatt7243 Is it the darkside of the moon?
What if the metor that killed the Dinos came from Mars and Adam and eve was on that metor
We’re going to the sun 😎 nothing bad can happen there
The best part of this channel is how much time they save you on movies you would never watch. THANKS FOR YOUR SUMMIARES.
Their uniforms are ridiculous 😂😂
And what was up with those LED lights around their collars?!
Just commented the same 😂
No but frrrr😭
But Duncan got a fatty
They all have great bodies, so even ridiculous clothing looks good on them.
It’s funny how they say it’s not right acting upon feelings while they’re wearing costumes or uniforms looking as if they’ve had the front and backs cut out to be looking as if it’s see through, cleverly
Not for the black guy
@jbear3478 It would have been funny if all the costumes were as they are, but his one had had brown middle.
It's such a good feeling to only waste 15 mins of my life instead of 90 or even 120. I feel so good now :)
Watch it @ 2X speed. and you save another 7.5 min.
WHAT? You give them perfect bodies and then tell them not to bang? This is how you make psycho murderers...
If humans are so advanced, why can't they save their own planet?
Advanced not perfect.
Extremely far from perfect. @@apsl76
How old are you? @@apsl76
This went from a mediocre movie to a terrible one in record time, glad I watched the recap
Recaps neutralize bad acting and writing.😇👍
One interesting detail. The names are Greek. Teleios is pronounced as télios = τέλειος = perfect
Atrimitos is pronounced as atrómitos = fearless
The names make sense in the movie context
Damn! Every cast looks physically attractive and fit in this recap. That's why I've watched it to the end. I can't even re-narrate the story line😜🤪😝
Simp
The movie is terrible, but the costumes made it even worse.
I thought it was Star Trek for a moment with the blonde woman for a moment.
Yeah yeah, a ship where crew killed each other. Very unique theme. Though as if I remember this from somewhere. Or was it a few somewheres?
Goodness gracious what a useless movie..
This recap must be only 5 minutes shorter than the full length movie 😐
As a sidenote, genetically perfect people for spacetravel will be short and with low amount of musclemass. They will certainly not be buffed out.
So, space dwarves?
Next up you'll want opposable and longer toes and throw out all shoes, because an extra set of hands is much more useful in a low-gravity situation.
But that will eat the movie budget quite fast.
@@dikkie1000 Yes, the budget is obviously the main factor, but finding slender, short people for the roles is not more expensive. My reaction is not that much on them being fit, its how they are fit. One of them looks like he is on his way to becoming a body builder. The amount of issues all that extra mass is going to cause...
@@GnosticAtheist Smaller, slender and more flexible people make more sense in space anyway.
Reason one is just less mass to move, besides that, smaller people (especially genetically engineered ones) could be using less oxygen, less food, or work longer and more efficient with the same base amount of food.
Thinking about it, the logistics alone will dictate the use of small people in space. You might want to use the big guys for enforcing reasons, but getting all that bulk in a spacesuit (even bigger!) might be more of a comedy relief than any seriousness.
Human brains controlling robot bodies seem the way to go. The only requirements are to keep the simplest amount of organic parts alive, and everything else is machines which can be any shape or size needed.
You can't just say Zimmer "passed!" Did he pass AWAY...or did he pass OUT?!? Two very different things!
When they die it's usually "deleted".
Movie title is Beyond The Trek (2017)? Cool. Added to my list.
The movie was basically about the flaws in human nature &how perfection is an illusion.
Nice movie recap.
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There is no way this is 2017. I would have guessed mid-2000's at the latest.
this is essentially among us
Out in deep space, but the women have perfect makeup because, oh who the hell knows.
Could you put the movie titles in the description? It would be easier to find what movie you're recapping.
Teleios (2017)
Beyond the Trek (2017)
yes it would also be easier for copyright algorithms
What is the name of the movie this recap is covering?
It shows you at the beginning at the bottom
@@mdedes9891 Thanks. I had missed that.
Don't mind people. The movie wasn't bad. I enjoyed it. Others can't enjoy it because someone told them what happened and showed them a bunch of clips. Of course they're not going to enjoy it. Because, whether they liked it or not, they never watched the actual movie itself. Same with video games.
@@mdedes9891 I did get interested in watching the movie because of this "recap" video. That's why I didn't finish the "recap" video and wanted to know the name. Thanks
I wouldn't doubt this received a ''Razzie' for 'costume design' Hideous!
This is what happens when you want to make a sci-fi movie but all your actor contacts are porn stars.
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Every space movie reinforces my refusal to ever leave our atmosphere. There isn't enough money in the world to change my mind.
Not me. I’ll volunteer, buy my way for a chance to live and die in space.
There might be enough money in Saturn or Jupiter to change your mind
To accept fictional cinematic accounts as representative of how the undetermined future will be is a logical flaw all its own.
Example: the film *2001: A Space Odyssey* is clearly not how the Earth (or the moon) was in 2001, nor even how it is today.
Or, if you prefer, pick any dozen films of the 1920s to 1950s that attempted to predict the future and you'll see why this was a mistake at the time, and it's still a mistake today.
Additionally, you're welcome to stay. There are plenty of us who'd love to leave Mankind's planetary cradle to at least explore the nursery.
Heck, there are people even more Luddish than you; ever heard of Old Oraibi?
I agree. Mars is a dump! We wouldn’t be invited anyway.🤷🏾♀️
I'll take your place. We're not destined to die on this particular rock.
is that Rex from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
Happy New Year!! 😇
And to you too.
Name of this movie is - Beyond the Trek. So frustrating when these sites Don't tell the name.
This starts on a stupid premise. Carbon dioxide is a problem where in fact it is food for plants and we need it to survive.
Is that Real Human Shutting Down Series Shop
I was expecting Zoolander to show up and save the day
First watch it on this video❤
The Blonde is Hot, best Part of the Movie