gotta say Rüdiger gets REALLY into it - sometimes he has games where i dont know how to describe it but he is so into the game he starts acting weird if you know what i mean - great defender tho glad to have him on the National Squad
Great fan of how Rakitic is pretty roughly fouled at 3:44, then halfway kicked with the ball an straight hit into his shoulder and is nothing but upset about that nonsense.
There is actually a reason for this, you can see that the kid looks awkward - the ballboys were told that they should clean the balls before giving them back to the players because of Covid if they touch them, but the GK requests the one that went out so it puts him in an awkward position!
3:43 Jamie Vardy's reaction is just AMAZING what a guy. And you just know after that Reece apologized and Vardy's like nah mate part of the game and hugged. This is why England are so much better now. If that was Gerrard and an Ashley Cole there'd be bad blood. Fuck that horrible tribalism that Keane's always talking about. I want England to do well!
@@diegoc4520 We had them mate. Because of what I just talked about, the tribalism and the bad blood, we were SHITE and won FUCK ALL and never really ever looked like we'd win the WC/EC's. Now we do. We're back to losing cup finals on pens like we did when the team were all together the last time. Which was when? 1996 when fucking team rivalry bullshit wasn't a thing and they were MEN not fucking childish kids like the "Golden Generation" 1996 was way better than any Golden Generation. Fact. Seaman. Adams. Southgate. Ince. Shearer. Teddy. GAZZA. Yes HE was a childish kid, but NOT in the spoilt little I'm not talking to you because you play for my rival bullshit, he was childish like a fucking little toddler and you LOVED Him. Not a moaning tweenager like the other boys acted. I'd rather have this team NOW than watching that team THEN. I watch England now and I'm just SOOOO proud of the boys in a way I was NEVER with the so called Golden Generation. Don't you agree?
Idk, I think that the England players just put rivalry aside for international level. Take Spain for example, they had players that were huge rivals from 2008-2012, and they gelled instantly at international level
@@relentero8547the spain team was Barca's backbone + 3 or so Real only. There were more players from outside Spain than Madrid. That's not hard to deal with lol
Holgate should have been severely punished for his actions, not only for shoving Firmino into the hoardings but also for his vile lying accusations of racism afterwards.
@@L4Generation oh yea i saw that and I have Mexican teammates so i started laughing cuz ik exactly what he said, idek why you’d try and lie about that you can literally read his lips
The bit at 6:15 with Lehmann was so annoying (you can tell it touched a nerve, seeing as I remember it all these years later). Wigan had gone a goal up in that game and Chris Kirkland (the Wigan GK) had wasted time at every goal kick thereafter, with no yellow card from the ref. Arsenal went 2-1 up late in the game and Jens decided to waste some time (this was the first time he did so) and immediately got a yellow card. Typical useless refereeing from an English official.
the bosingwa boot was the funniest reaction it's what all players want to do, the oldest time wasting tactic in world football there's nothing wrong with it unless you're the team on the receiving end of it, it is meant to annoy and frustrate and every player that has it done to them has that thought of violence its only natural they just restrain from it
The person who made this video probably doesn't know that, quite frankly they don't know what shithousery is cos most of that video isn't shithousery cos shithousery is usually funny.
@@0utlaster so you don't know what shithousery is then, what you described is known as cheating. Shithousery is mostly just taking the piss and annoying the opponents. Apology accepted
The Fabricio one is funny because it was a home game, he was doing it to his own supporters. He was tired of the abuse and said f**k you all basically. Obviously left the team after that
I don’t know why I love football so much, even though I don’t play any more. It’s basically the same thing over and over, the same “drama” that repeats the next year and everyone forgets. But something about football when a goal builds up and miraculously happens, the skill and communication are intertwined, it’s like a tiny example of how good life could be.
You know what I find the absolute funniest shit? When players do things like 3:53, grab the ball and immediately think they're heading back into play after such a foul. Like what goes through their minds? LOL
The one where Bosingwa kicks Benayoun in the back, the free kick was awarded to Chelsea, not Liverpool. That's how bad refereeing in the Premier League has always been, especially with Man Utd supporter Mike Riley, who is now head of PGMOL.
09:03 thats why Ivanovic is one of my favorite players of all time. Dude gets kicked in the quads, and doesnt even think about acting or bitching, gets straight back up and keeps playing...
It's baffling how many 'grown men' fall to the ground like they've been shot when an opponent gets within a couple feet of them, just begging for cards. Imagine growing up and acting like that as an adult...
*Old Pepe was the craziest* 👀🔥💪
Yesir
New Pepe is the most craziest
Song pls??
ANY age Pepe you mean
Pepe Guardiola
The insanely delayed dives will always be hilarious.
Pathetic
xD
Has to be a yellow every time
Yes lol. Like "look REF, he got me" 🤣
they just got high ping, that's all
I still can't believe to this day Bosingwa didnt get booked for that. Like the linesman is right in front of him lmao
good! he had it coming XDD
@@JaculaDudek how? 😂
@@scottking869 he was trolling xd and possibly he was raaahcist but back then maybe not xddd
His monobrow kicked him
@@JaculaDudek what does racism have to do with this
I wonder why only Vinnie Jones ventured into acting? Everyone here is so talented.
Cause Vinnie Jones also has great stage presence - think Ibra in real life but on stage.
gotta say Rüdiger gets REALLY into it - sometimes he has games where i dont know how to describe it but he is so into the game he starts acting weird if you know what i mean - great defender tho glad to have him on the National Squad
He’s a crazy man i sometimes see him making crazy faces and acting kinda douchey. I’m sure some forwards are scared of him
He's a wannabe Boateng..
The little blue haired kid trolling Gerrard at 5:20 it still the funniest 🤣
@@tommyg421 nah can't be
@@tommyg421 what are you smoking?
Great fan of how Rakitic is pretty roughly fouled at 3:44, then halfway kicked with the ball an straight hit into his shoulder and is nothing but upset about that nonsense.
Otamendi is such a dirty player, he did the same thing two times at that world cup and didn't get red
@@dantealighieri1265 Oh Jeez, this guy... You know in what match the second one was? Gotta see that as well!
@@imperatorjw not sure, but it might be the one against France in the knockout stage
@@imperatorjw here you go: th-cam.com/video/YDgvYSSf4A8/w-d-xo.html
@@dantealighieri1265 Ha, this man is hillarious:'D
Thank you, sir!
Ruud Van Nistelroys celebration is not shithousery, it's legendary 🔥
Uhh yes, diving first and then scoring a gol to POWERFUL Andorra 😂😂😂😂
@@oscarromero3017 diving💀 you need glasses
@@oscarromero3017 he was returning the favor you fool
It's classic, the brief pause before the hands go in the air, it's just such a classic fark you
Legendary shithousery.
I’ve always wondered what mental institution Pepe escaped from 🧐
Pepe plays the game how it is supposed to be played. Complete violence
0:37 - and some people still wonder why Hazard gave one a kick.
There is actually a reason for this, you can see that the kid looks awkward - the ballboys were told that they should clean the balls before giving them back to the players because of Covid if they touch them, but the GK requests the one that went out so it puts him in an awkward position!
some of them especially that one Hazard kicked was being an asshole. Doesnt mean he could kick em though
Nothing justifies violence. Nothing
Nah hazard should’ve kicked him harder
@@pressstart1490 not even the invention of progressive jazz?
Love how half the time the refs made the straight up wrong decision
And people have the nerve to complain about VAR "ruining the game"
No matter what, Jamie Vardy will always be the king of shithousery😂😂😂
Scott Brown begs to differ
@@GeniusLad32 Scott Brown is a nobody. Played in a pub league for a club of drunkards.
@@GeniusLad32 Ashley Barnes begs to differ
George Soros, a Euromaidan and ykranian nazi sponsor, begs to differ
@@defeatstatistics7413 joey barton begs to differ
3:43 Jamie Vardy's reaction is just AMAZING what a guy. And you just know after that Reece apologized and Vardy's like nah mate part of the game and hugged. This is why England are so much better now. If that was Gerrard and an Ashley Cole there'd be bad blood. Fuck that horrible tribalism that Keane's always talking about. I want England to do well!
idk bout u but id much rather have gerrard and cole on my team over james and vardy lol
@@diegoc4520 what are you on about man, his context clearly meant mentally walking it off rather than wasting time about it
@@diegoc4520 We had them mate. Because of what I just talked about, the tribalism and the bad blood, we were SHITE and won FUCK ALL and never really ever looked like we'd win the WC/EC's. Now we do. We're back to losing cup finals on pens like we did when the team were all together the last time. Which was when? 1996 when fucking team rivalry bullshit wasn't a thing and they were MEN not fucking childish kids like the "Golden Generation" 1996 was way better than any Golden Generation. Fact. Seaman. Adams. Southgate. Ince. Shearer. Teddy. GAZZA. Yes HE was a childish kid, but NOT in the spoilt little I'm not talking to you because you play for my rival bullshit, he was childish like a fucking little toddler and you LOVED Him. Not a moaning tweenager like the other boys acted. I'd rather have this team NOW than watching that team THEN. I watch England now and I'm just SOOOO proud of the boys in a way I was NEVER with the so called Golden Generation. Don't you agree?
Idk, I think that the England players just put rivalry aside for international level. Take Spain for example, they had players that were huge rivals from 2008-2012, and they gelled instantly at international level
@@relentero8547the spain team was Barca's backbone + 3 or so Real only. There were more players from outside Spain than Madrid. That's not hard to deal with lol
ref:no foul
dele alli middle finger: its showtime...
He actually swore at Walker and not the referee
@@slh6136 ^^ this
You forgot the one where Alexis Sanches gets pushed into the stands and just sits there for a bit 😂
5:42 Zlatan will always be Zlatan
Holgate should have been severely punished for his actions, not only for shoving Firmino into the hoardings but also for his vile lying accusations of racism afterwards.
What’d he do after the fact?
@@smallcheddar3012 lied about firmino being racist towards him
@@callumalderson5109 I get that I mean what’d he say
@@smallcheddar3012 firmino called him a ‘puta’ which is Portuguese for b*tch but Holgate claimed he used a racial slur
@@L4Generation oh yea i saw that and I have Mexican teammates so i started laughing cuz ik exactly what he said, idek why you’d try and lie about that you can literally read his lips
5:51 zlatan is just slick with it
Footballers have a great sense of humour and can laugh at themselves…..said nobody ever at no time in the world.
You had me in the first half...
Except maybe the ones wearing big girl’s blouses.......oh wait a minute....
The bit at 6:15 with Lehmann was so annoying (you can tell it touched a nerve, seeing as I remember it all these years later). Wigan had gone a goal up in that game and Chris Kirkland (the Wigan GK) had wasted time at every goal kick thereafter, with no yellow card from the ref. Arsenal went 2-1 up late in the game and Jens decided to waste some time (this was the first time he did so) and immediately got a yellow card. Typical useless refereeing from an English official.
Cavani getting sent off for pretending to shoot a gun in his celebration
Arsenal with a gun on their badge and called the “gunners” 😭😂😂
It's a cannon, you don't have to be a football fan to know it's a cannon on the Arsenal badge, not a gun
@@enbyspex3990 That makes no difference at all
and we all have middle fingers but when i point it at someone then that’s offending
@@enbyspex3990 cannons are guns. rifles and pistols are not, technically speaking.
@@rf9971 if you can't tell the difference between a cannon and a handgun, there's no hope for you lad lol
7:45 Getafe footballer played too smart😂
Lmao the guy taunting the keeper after the PK 😭😂😂
Do you know the teams? They look like they're from the PL, maybe the Championship... if you can tell me the teams and the match, I'll be thankful
The penalty was Chris Maguire playing for Oxford United. He is the king of Shithousery, and we loved him for it :)
When James pushed Vardy and was running away before Vardy even went over! 😂😂
Ibrahimovic one was just classic him 🤣🤣
the bosingwa boot was the funniest reaction it's what all players want to do, the oldest time wasting tactic in world football there's nothing wrong with it unless you're the team on the receiving end of it, it is meant to annoy and frustrate and every player that has it done to them has that thought of violence its only natural they just restrain from it
When Pepe feels he has not fouled you enough, he ensures that you are completely and really fouled.
6:44 Tryna kick the striker almost hyper extends his knee lol 😂
Jamie Vardy should be the thumbnail of every shithousery video 😂
Bit much to call a player walking off after racist abuse “shithousery”
The person who made this video probably doesn't know that, quite frankly they don't know what shithousery is cos most of that video isn't shithousery cos shithousery is usually funny.
@@ThunderDawg89 dude you don't know what shithousery is, it's when someone tries to gain advantage by being unfair
@@0utlaster so you don't know what shithousery is then, what you described is known as cheating. Shithousery is mostly just taking the piss and annoying the opponents. Apology accepted
The Veltman one is just pure no sportsmanship. But cannot deny is funny lol
He’s a little liar😂
Love Trent being ready to throw down there
Firmino actually fyi bro
@@sweeners4206 6:06 is not Firmino fyi...bro
He threw a kid
at 1:01 its not a foul to stand your ground - you dont have to move out the way for the attacker lmao
I respect Xhaka for what he did after the booing you have to be brave to do that, btw nuce video🔥
I think he is just angry
Dele Allik explained in an interview that his flipping off gesture was directed to Kyle Walker.
These players make such beautiful game into something incredibly embarrassing.
That's why I'm now into cycling. A sport for real men
@@yakobcdiego hahahahaha
0:52 jules kounde for some reason becomes prime pepe
Jordi Albitch typical Barka player diving around...
2:41 Peace Cup Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
The last one is so sad….
1:15 and 2:50 killed me, had to go to bed, hahaha
1:16 my mans alexis lagged 💀💀
The Fabricio one is funny because it was a home game, he was doing it to his own supporters. He was tired of the abuse and said f**k you all basically. Obviously left the team after that
Chelsea dominate the clips, especially costa😂
He is a complete package: goals, fights, cards 😁
Adebayor was a legend for that celebration
Van nistelroy at 2:00 had me dead😂🤣
"Epic shithousery"
Actual assault.
2:16 i thought the laugh was echoing through my headphones
I love the one of Zlatan throwing the ball in someones face without even looking :D
3:23 That KO from Messi tho
I don’t know why I love football so much, even though I don’t play any more. It’s basically the same thing over and over, the same “drama” that repeats the next year and everyone forgets. But something about football when a goal builds up and miraculously happens, the skill and communication are intertwined, it’s like a tiny example of how good life could be.
Another great acting compilation
The most funny to me was what that small child did to Gerrard 😹😹😹😹
You know what I find the absolute funniest shit?
When players do things like 3:53, grab the ball and immediately think they're heading back into play after such a foul. Like what goes through their minds? LOL
The game was lost by that point and it was more about pushing vardy over
My favourite moment will always be when Erik Lamela laughed when Jack Wilshere tried to front up to him.
Pepe's face matches his behavior
I wanna see how Alba and Kounde will get along, since they are teammates now 😳😅😅
Of course Alba is gonna start the fight and act like a coward after, classic
The diving makes most of these so much better 😂 football is like the WWE of sport now days isn’t it
Best video title on TH-cam.
The best is the kid giving the nose to the player in the tunnel. 😆
The goalie tripping himself and acting injured is genius. The perfect crime.
This sport really is a bunch of pixie sticks running around😂
01:06 Loved the transition from 🖕 to… FUCHS
Klose rewind all his life when Kahn approach him
Casillas pushing Pepe while he’s thinking of his life choices that’s a trip
Van Nistelrooy celebrating before the defender is epic
It's an award of shithosuery 🏆
(Award music plays in the background)
Whats the name of the song
Duno why but messi one made me laugh real hard 😭😭🤣🤣
The one where Bosingwa kicks Benayoun in the back, the free kick was awarded to Chelsea, not Liverpool. That's how bad refereeing in the Premier League has always been, especially with Man Utd supporter Mike Riley, who is now head of PGMOL.
Pepe's unhinged assault on the player is hardly "shithousery"
No, that could be prosecuted outside the pitch.
I wanted to see Eden Hazard kick the ballboy who wouldn’t give him the ball.
i want to see those ballboys get booked and redcarded.
8:24 How did Maguire got away with that before he scored?!
Great compilation
i'm suprised that Tagliafico left the stadium alive after kicking Rakitic - knowing balkan people, i was expecting them kicking his ass
It was Otamendi
When Maguire fouled Batshuayi the way the Chelsea coaching staff reacted lol
Wouldn’t you?? Should’ve been a red card and they gave nothing.
Maguire should be red carded for that but var loves united
@@ollieh98 I would but it’s the fact that they’re in sync
@@roylacy9679 even as a Man U fan I agree
Jodi Alba getting red card instead of Messi is hilarious 🤣
lol
That guy who took the penalty and trolled the keeper🤣🤣🤣
Vardy is a must when we talk abt shithousery😂
Today, my friend warned a pedestrian about a pothole
I guess that makes him a trip advisor.
Nothing gives more satisfaction that the way jordi alba was attacked bhe deserves that and more
0:45 he was thinking at Fortnite
1:45 why is the Bayern goalie wearing a baseball cap LOL
To not get the sun in the eyes
That little kid though🤣
Congrats on 1 mil
Vardy loves a bit of shithousery even when its against him 😆
09:03 thats why Ivanovic is one of my favorite players of all time. Dude gets kicked in the quads, and doesnt even think about acting or bitching, gets straight back up and keeps playing...
Mourinho. What a meme. I love that man.
The most epic thing Wilshire did was get out of a wheel chair and get a game in occasionally
And that time he put peak barca on their arse
@@Ukraineaissance2014 yep, one great game, even the sun shines on a dogs arse occasionally
Martial got done dirty for that one.
Soccer is 90 minutes of players pretending they are hurt.
Rugby is 80 minutes of players pretending they are not.
It's baffling how many 'grown men' fall to the ground like they've been shot when an opponent gets within a couple feet of them, just begging for cards. Imagine growing up and acting like that as an adult...
5:28 😂
If only jack Wilshere wasn't made of glass. His level of banter alone has made him an all time favorite among Arsenal fans.
Diego Costa being man marked by Pepe now that's crazy 🤪 combo.
That Chelsea kid has more humour then most of us.
2:36 pepe ; "hmmm....a dive you say? no reason to give a pen you say? we can fix that"
Man that chelsea player, straight RED
The 2 15second adverts TH-cam make me watch should be included
France vs Belgium 2018 was 25% Hazard 6% France Corners 69% French Shithousery
Very nice video