CSM UPDATE: THE AGE OF VENGEANCE : WARHAMMER 40K LORE Vashtorr the Arkifane leads his Arks of Omen and Wormwood reach across the galaxy. Abaddon the Despoiler leads his Black Legion upon the Crimson path. The time of the Imperium has ended, now is the age of vengeance. With quotes from the brand new Chaos Space Marine codex, this is the most up to date lore available. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 LIVING MYTHOLOGY PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: th-cam.com/video/VFGteZZjBWk/w-d-xo.html THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS:th-cam.com/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/w-d-xo.html YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: th-cam.com/video/QwycANUVCOs/w-d-xo.html THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: th-cam.com/video/Quhvk0WkTOM/w-d-xo.html THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: th-cam.com/video/PIUzeL_M6mE/w-d-xo.html THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: th-cam.com/video/VrUTCXREK8c/w-d-xo.html THE GIGANTOMACHY: th-cam.com/video/VaMyfDalP88/w-d-xo.html TYPHON: th-cam.com/video/Y8Ynyz9_80c/w-d-xo.html THE PRIMORDIALS: th-cam.com/video/VFGteZZjBWk/w-d-xo.html THE TITANS: th-cam.com/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/w-d-xo.html LIVING MYTHOLOGY: th-cam.com/channels/dR3Ms08oSCzih6p0FsDRcg.html YOUNG ZEUS: th-cam.com/video/QwycANUVCOs/w-d-xo.html GK NATURAL HISTORY: THE TENDAGURU DINOSAURS: th-cam.com/video/t7ap_mWkTAk/w-d-xo.html OSTRITCH DINOSAURS: th-cam.com/video/a0TztD9OFvo/w-d-xo.html FISH HUNTING DINOSAURS: th-cam.com/video/__PKoHk1PR8/w-d-xo.html THE WAR UNDER THE WAVES: th-cam.com/video/y5a-a5E1mhI/w-d-xo.html VAMPIRE BATS! studio.th-cam.com/users/videoBWIF2klOoGo/edit th-cam.com/channels/OmrRUjHAw93gcWG6r9WoGg.html All opinions are my own and have no connection to Games Workshop in any way whatsoever. I hope you have a glorious day. :) Your faithful servant Baldermort
Ah bless the emperor and all his sons! Baldy you wonderful silken tongued devil, you never disappoint. If a comment could prostrate itself in deference and awe, this sentence would scrape the very floor with the genuine adoration and appreciation. Alas, like for the like god, and comments for the algo throne is all I may offer, but I offer it GLADLY! Don't forget to make some time for fun o legendary lore bard! Thank you for another masterpiece.
40:00 okay this is one of your tour-de-forces I've got to respect as a reader. Always the best voicer in my class, but I could never beat how smoothly you handle such a complex bush of a narrative.
TH-cam plays favourites. Certain content creators get pushed up while others are pushed down. Weird part is it isn't even tied to politics. For example I have watched Arch in like 10 years yet he's usually one of the first suggested options. Meanwhile I have to go looking for ABP and Baldermort from the main tabs. Or I did before I remembered the ALL option on the subscribe button.
People forget that when this channel first started getting popular there was numerous times in which people found their accounts unsubscribed from Baldermort or would not even "stick" when they subscribed I remember he had a few comments about it and talks within his livechat. This was around the same time YT started downing and demonetizing guntubers as well which I think because of the nature of his stories caused it to get removed from the algo.
The time has come! Sit around and pay close attention. We are delving into Baldermorts mezmerizing narration! Thank you brother Baldy for your tales o7
I like this new era of Baldermort. it feels like the 200k fever has subsided and Mr B is growing into being an online warhammer green god. A true age of youtube-legitimacy, past the deliberations of guilt for having sponsors and wondering what the viewers want. Now is the time for Balders to just keep hammering out 40k and everyone will keep wagging their tongues like they have been, and the dog is fed while the master is laughing.
I have always loved that story about the World Eater Lord and the prophetess. Seems like a "short story version" of ADB''s famous blog post about the lives of the CSM.
In two days I will depart for my annual summer National guard drill. It will be two weeks, mostly spent jumping in and out of helicopters with a very large machine gun and assaulting assorted simulated objectives. A lot of blood and thunder for god and country and all that, put on a tough stoic face for the younger fellows who need leadership. Lots of loud bellicose chest thumping and machismo. But for now the house is quiet, the wife and kids are asleep, I have a glass of irish whiskey in my hand, a cat in my lap, and a new baldemort narration to listen to. Life is good. Thank you for your work. Been here since the early days, and will be there until the last.
I like how after cutting a line under the Black Crusades you can't see it as a way of keeping the setting in stasis, or Abbadon as "armless". They've been set loose. I love and hate as a DA fan how bastardly it is to restore Caliban as a Deamon World and drive it through the galaxy!
Watching from Dumaguete Philippines.. 7hrs ahead, its hot, dirty and noisy and Im a blood sacrifice to every creepy crawly... If Nurgle liked beaches then he would vacation here!!! Bladermort to save the day. Salamat Kuya Balders
Thank you for this Friday gift oh folically challenged one. I really appreciate you reading out codexes and stories from harder to find books from Gw. I don't have the best access to buying those even if I could afford to, so it's awesome getting caught up on the latest short stories that expand what's been happening.
Well, they make the turn over so swift it’s impossible for many to keep up. And the codices are…. Not exactly the best value for your buck these days. :(.
@@Baldermort yeah, it certainly makes it hard to keep up with the latest developments. Still, you brought them to life wonderfully, so can't complain too much haha
*Baldermort is one of the best Warhammer fan narrators!* Thank you Baldermort for sharing your excellent lore videos with us heretic cultists on youTube.
Thank you very much Balder. I would indeed have missed out on this lore and stories as the codexes are just too pricey for me. Thank you for doing the Lord Emperors work!
What I love the most about warhammer 40k is how apocalyptic each faction is l. where it feels like the Chaos gods are the end boss and that no one can stop them except a protagonist with plot armor. Yet, There is also Impossibility ancient machines, an ever hungery swarm, and two big green gods that could has easily see the advances of Abandon go, "eh I'm walking ere!" And shoulder check him.
Does anyone else miss the full on bombastic intro sequence with the orchestral music that used to herald each episode? I thought it was great and really befitted the arrival of our Baldy! I know we get a bit of it here and there but I did enjoy the whole thing.
@@Baldermort That’s such a shame. I hope you don’t end the channel because I really love what you do. I love your style of delivery and the production values evident in each of your videos. Your fan fiction is superlative! I listen to some of them over again when I want to be reliably entertained and stick on a favourite that I know will do the job. I’m glad you’re going to put up another instalment of Thaddeus and Tarquinius soon - I’m really looking forward to it. I loved the introduction of the cat Roboute - I can totally relate! It’s a shame about the music and the artwork though. These days you need a flaming contract written in triplicate (I’m showing my age there!) and to make sure you dot the i’s and cross the t’s to make sure that you don’t get screwed. What happened to taking someone on their word? Or was it never really like that and I’m a naive fool? As for unsubbing followers, I noticed that I was recently unsubbed from yourself, Luetin, The Amber King and Majorkill, but I don’t know if that was because my son downloaded the app on to my iPhone, which is where I listen to everything. I didn’t notice straight away and it’s still the same bloody account. There’s only me,” or my name’s not Snaggletooth Von Shufflebutt! I’m hoping to do a TH-cam channel myself, demonstrating/teaching costume making and general garment construction to a generation that wants awesome stuff but has forgotten how to use their hands. It’s particularly relevant in the comic/cosplaying fandoms of the younger folk. Trouble is that it’s so hard to gain traction when they have a shorter attention span and there’s a shedload of instant gratification out there that’s turning their heads into mush. The best things, like what you do, take time to produce. They’re a labour of love, and however grim it gets, you would probably miss it if you weren’t doing it. The passion you feel for it is evident in what you write, narrate and voice act. What do you do for your work when you’re not being Baldermort, our faithful servant? I imagine you teaching English or something, but I don’t know. I’ve given up my former career as a swimwear model and now masquerade as a cat lady, but I’m getting my home studio sorted out for sewing at the moment. I probably should go to sleep soon because I’ve been awake all night. I can hear a small voice telling me to put things into paragraphs! I’m going to tell you to take your own advice Baldy - do make some time for fun! Until next time, Love and Respect from Johannah Underwood
Depends on the video. Speaking for myself, I find Baldermort and his families voices quiet my rampant mind so when I'm laying down for a nap or a sleep the quiet intro is quite nice. For our good scribes... louder sort of videos the orchestra is a perfect companion.
While Chaos is certainly prone to betrayal, I think given Vashtor's very different nature, when compared to the other Warp entities, is likely to earn him a special spot on Abaddon's council. As made mention before Vashtor doesn't bother with manipulation or betrayals (so far) and tells you exactly what he wants from you and what he will in turn pay for said service. Unlike Tzeentch who is always scheming, Slaanesh whose pride often demands the downfall of another, Khorne who cares not from whence the blood flows only that it does and Nurgle who is not unknown to engage in his own scheming too. You can trust in Vashtors motivations. The other four, you can count on them holding to their identity but that is as far as your trust can go. But who knows. Many chefs in the kitchen as the saying goes.
Doesn't that sword like perma kill you? If so then I don't think that would happen as they made him a model and big part of the lore. Anyone going for a vashtorr aligned chaos space marine warband would be so annoyed they even made it.
Why is vengeance best served cold? Because you're dispensing just ice. Why can't diabetics get revenge? Because revenge is sweet. What do you call a Venn diagram seeking revenge? A Venn dettagram.
Good sir Baldermort, have you done an audible book read of the horus heresy books? I haven't read them yet but I'd definitely pay to have an audible book of you reading them to listen to.
May the algorithm bring great bounty to baldy! Scorn those inferior channels with pesky Ai narration, it can never compare to your true passion, wit and style!
I hope you get offered the chance to work with the black library your better at leading a narrative making it easy to follow than a quarter of the narrators on the audio books 💙🏴
@baldermort that's gutting you do a fantastic job with these and your own stories and other channels. I'd love to see you collaborate with lutin and aborder princes the three of you could make some truly masterful pieces for the community.
I've worked with ABP before. He's a great lad. I actually met him once at Warhammer world. Salt of the Earth. Alas, LT doesn't like me much. I can see why, of course. We do not agree on many many things. I have also never seen him do a collab with anyone. Ever. So, there's that. Some things are just not meant to be. :)
I don’t do novels. 1. It would take 100hpurs to do one. 2. They’d close me down instantly. I do codices/expansions as they go out print and GW don’t kill me. Simply put - it can’t happen.
That's too bad between the three of you everything is covered, stories acting and lore that would make an inquisitor blush. Damb shame indeed but at least we still have you all as independents 😊
I honestly can't believe this dude didn't attack the "prophet" monster after the first or. Like seriously, was she lonely or bored? Wouldn't have got to the second or with me. Bad product
All Haill the omnisire's evil twin AI-gorytm who likes to ignore the most skilled so more of the less talented content creatores seem les bad. we should get the inquisistion to hunt down this Abomidable Intellegence ... hmm..... Anyone here has them on speed dial?
Downloading Mr B to listen to to oroe whilst I paint. I finally have a day off. Love to all the B family. The video looks brilliant I don't want to. Ruin the experience and watch it now. 💯🇬🇧❤️🫶
CSM UPDATE: THE AGE OF VENGEANCE : WARHAMMER 40K LORE
Vashtorr the Arkifane leads his Arks of Omen and Wormwood reach across the galaxy.
Abaddon the Despoiler leads his Black Legion upon the Crimson path.
The time of the Imperium has ended, now is the age of vengeance.
With quotes from the brand new Chaos Space Marine codex, this is the most up to date lore available.
PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517
LIVING MYTHOLOGY
PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: th-cam.com/video/VFGteZZjBWk/w-d-xo.html
THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS:th-cam.com/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/w-d-xo.html
YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: th-cam.com/video/QwycANUVCOs/w-d-xo.html
THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: th-cam.com/video/Quhvk0WkTOM/w-d-xo.html
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: th-cam.com/video/PIUzeL_M6mE/w-d-xo.html
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: th-cam.com/video/VrUTCXREK8c/w-d-xo.html
THE GIGANTOMACHY: th-cam.com/video/VaMyfDalP88/w-d-xo.html
TYPHON: th-cam.com/video/Y8Ynyz9_80c/w-d-xo.html
THE PRIMORDIALS: th-cam.com/video/VFGteZZjBWk/w-d-xo.html
THE TITANS: th-cam.com/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/w-d-xo.html
LIVING MYTHOLOGY: th-cam.com/channels/dR3Ms08oSCzih6p0FsDRcg.html
YOUNG ZEUS: th-cam.com/video/QwycANUVCOs/w-d-xo.html
GK NATURAL HISTORY:
THE TENDAGURU DINOSAURS: th-cam.com/video/t7ap_mWkTAk/w-d-xo.html
OSTRITCH DINOSAURS: th-cam.com/video/a0TztD9OFvo/w-d-xo.html
FISH HUNTING DINOSAURS: th-cam.com/video/__PKoHk1PR8/w-d-xo.html
THE WAR UNDER THE WAVES: th-cam.com/video/y5a-a5E1mhI/w-d-xo.html
VAMPIRE BATS! studio.th-cam.com/users/videoBWIF2klOoGo/edit
th-cam.com/channels/OmrRUjHAw93gcWG6r9WoGg.html
All opinions are my own and have no connection to Games Workshop in any way whatsoever.
I hope you have a glorious day. :)
Your faithful servant
Baldermort
Ah bless the emperor and all his sons! Baldy you wonderful silken tongued devil, you never disappoint.
If a comment could prostrate itself in deference and awe, this sentence would scrape the very floor with the genuine adoration and appreciation.
Alas, like for the like god, and comments for the algo throne is all I may offer, but I offer it GLADLY!
Don't forget to make some time for fun o legendary lore bard! Thank you for another masterpiece.
Another amazing video brother 🔥 hope you doing well ❤
All the different possibilities mentioned thru the middle of the video, makes me want to play a story-driven RPG video game written by baldermort.
Ww2wwwweewwwwweeeeee~wwwww2
40:00 okay this is one of your tour-de-forces I've got to respect as a reader. Always the best voicer in my class, but I could never beat how smoothly you handle such a complex bush of a narrative.
The fact baldemort hasn’t broken a million subs for this level of quality content is a TH-cam travesty.
Almost a quarter of the way there.
I don't understand that either
TH-cam plays favourites. Certain content creators get pushed up while others are pushed down. Weird part is it isn't even tied to politics. For example I have watched Arch in like 10 years yet he's usually one of the first suggested options. Meanwhile I have to go looking for ABP and Baldermort from the main tabs. Or I did before I remembered the ALL option on the subscribe button.
People forget that when this channel first started getting popular there was numerous times in which people found their accounts unsubscribed from Baldermort or would not even "stick" when they subscribed I remember he had a few comments about it and talks within his livechat. This was around the same time YT started downing and demonetizing guntubers as well which I think because of the nature of his stories caused it to get removed from the algo.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
SUBSCRIBERS FOR THE BALD ONE!
The time has come! Sit around and pay close attention. We are delving into Baldermorts mezmerizing narration! Thank you brother Baldy for your tales o7
It is a blessing to have such a plethora of knowledge at our fingertips
o7? Like military officer?
Vashtorr is hands down one of the best new additions to the lore. While I am personally not a fan of the chaos gods, Vashtorr is awesome!
I like this new era of Baldermort.
it feels like the 200k fever has subsided and Mr B is growing into being an online warhammer green god. A true age of youtube-legitimacy, past the deliberations of guilt for having sponsors and wondering what the viewers want. Now is the time for Balders to just keep hammering out 40k and everyone will keep wagging their tongues like they have been, and the dog is fed while the master is laughing.
I have always loved that story about the World Eater Lord and the prophetess.
Seems like a "short story version" of ADB''s famous blog post about the lives of the CSM.
Been listening to Baldermort for years. The best of the best.
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
All I want is for you to be an official Warhammer narrator, I would purchase every audio book if you were the speaker!
Alas, I applied. They stated they had no vacancies. Can’t say a faster ‘FU’ than that. :).
In two days I will depart for my annual summer National guard drill. It will be two weeks, mostly spent jumping in and out of helicopters with a very large machine gun and assaulting assorted simulated objectives. A lot of blood and thunder for god and country and all that, put on a tough stoic face for the younger fellows who need leadership. Lots of loud bellicose chest thumping and machismo.
But for now the house is quiet, the wife and kids are asleep, I have a glass of irish whiskey in my hand, a cat in my lap, and a new baldemort narration to listen to. Life is good.
Thank you for your work. Been here since the early days, and will be there until the last.
Thank you for your service.
I like how after cutting a line under the Black Crusades you can't see it as a way of keeping the setting in stasis, or Abbadon as "armless". They've been set loose. I love and hate as a DA fan how bastardly it is to restore Caliban as a Deamon World and drive it through the galaxy!
I got into Warhammer because of these videos, I raise my hat to your superb narration skill and amazing art displayed.
Watching from Dumaguete Philippines.. 7hrs ahead, its hot, dirty and noisy and Im a blood sacrifice to every creepy crawly... If Nurgle liked beaches then he would vacation here!!!
Bladermort to save the day. Salamat Kuya Balders
Posted 6 minutes ago?!! I HEARD THE WHISPERS OF THE LORD OF CHANGE!
Glory to the Morgan Freeman of 40k!
The highlight of my day whenever you drop a new vid, greatly appreciate you for all the work you put in to these videos
Thank ye kindly good sir.
*bows to brother Tiamat*
Baldemort and Warrior Tier are the best Warhammer TH-cam channels I'll fight you for it BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Thank you Lore Master
Thank you for this Warhammer 40,000 tribute, this your weekly Warhammer 40,000 tribute.
I'll be falling asleep to this video tonight, a proper listen later. But for now, a comment for the algorithm gods. Blessed be your work.
I have to say yer voice is exquisite yet more quality
Excellent service Baldermort! Always a joy to hear you talk about my farvorite faction :D
Baldermort once again you have made my day!!!!!!
Another reason to have a good day thank you again for all your work Dear Narrator
Thanks
Thank ye kindly good sir.
*bows to brother Fedien*
The perfect upload ! Having a quiet Friday night in and can listen to new Balds!! Perfection 👐🏻
These long form videos are great for the mind, soothing yet enthralling all at once
Once again Baldermort delivers any quality video to his cannon of work.
Thanks Baldermort
Thank you for this Friday gift oh folically challenged one. I really appreciate you reading out codexes and stories from harder to find books from Gw. I don't have the best access to buying those even if I could afford to, so it's awesome getting caught up on the latest short stories that expand what's been happening.
Well, they make the turn over so swift it’s impossible for many to keep up. And the codices are…. Not exactly the best value for your buck these days. :(.
@@Baldermort yeah, it certainly makes it hard to keep up with the latest developments. Still, you brought them to life wonderfully, so can't complain too much haha
Nothing like listening to baldermort while putting minis together to get the day started.
Baldy..you ROCK!!!
More! Don't Stop, just keep going! Awesome!
Literally playing games based on your tales good sir
Fantastic brother Fedien. I hope they are deeply relaxing and very enjoyable. :)
Thank yu lore master Baldermort great fun thankyu good sir 😊
Thanks for listening, brother Fennell. A lot of
*Baldermort is one of the best Warhammer fan narrators!*
Thank you Baldermort for sharing your excellent lore videos with us heretic cultists on youTube.
Thank you very much Balder. I would indeed have missed out on this lore and stories as the codexes are just too pricey for me. Thank you for doing the Lord Emperors work!
THANK YOU!
Just amazing. Well done Sir:)
What I love the most about warhammer 40k is how apocalyptic each faction is l. where it feels like the Chaos gods are the end boss and that no one can stop them except a protagonist with plot armor. Yet, There is also Impossibility ancient machines, an ever hungery swarm, and two big green gods that could has easily see the advances of Abandon go, "eh I'm walking ere!" And shoulder check him.
Awesome video!!!! Love listening to these when I paint or go to the gym, you’re the best!
So good!! Thanks! And so interesting!
Come one come all, the bard of ages graces us with a tale from the Grim Darkness of the far future.
Thank you for all that you do Sir Baldermort!
Thank you for creating amazing content
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Does anyone else miss the full on bombastic intro sequence with the orchestral music that used to herald each episode? I thought it was great and really befitted the arrival of our Baldy! I know we get a bit of it here and there but I did enjoy the whole thing.
@@Baldermort That’s such a shame. I hope you don’t end the channel because I really love what you do. I love your style of delivery and the production values evident in each of your videos. Your fan fiction is superlative! I listen to some of them over again when I want to be reliably entertained and stick on a favourite that I know will do the job. I’m glad you’re going to put up another instalment of Thaddeus and Tarquinius soon - I’m really looking forward to it. I loved the introduction of the cat Roboute - I can totally relate! It’s a shame about the music and the artwork though. These days you need a flaming contract written in triplicate (I’m showing my age there!) and to make sure you dot the i’s and cross the t’s to make sure that you don’t get screwed. What happened to taking someone on their word? Or was it never really like that and I’m a naive fool? As for unsubbing followers, I noticed that I was recently unsubbed from yourself, Luetin, The Amber King and Majorkill, but I don’t know if that was because my son downloaded the app on to my iPhone, which is where I listen to everything. I didn’t notice straight away and it’s still the same bloody account. There’s only me,” or my name’s not Snaggletooth Von Shufflebutt! I’m hoping to do a TH-cam channel myself, demonstrating/teaching costume making and general garment construction to a generation that wants awesome stuff but has forgotten how to use their hands. It’s particularly relevant in the comic/cosplaying fandoms of the younger folk. Trouble is that it’s so hard to gain traction when they have a shorter attention span and there’s a shedload of instant gratification out there that’s turning their heads into mush. The best things, like what you do, take time to produce. They’re a labour of love, and however grim it gets, you would probably miss it if you weren’t doing it. The passion you feel for it is evident in what you write, narrate and voice act. What do you do for your work when you’re not being Baldermort, our faithful servant? I imagine you teaching English or something, but I don’t know. I’ve given up my former career as a swimwear model and now masquerade as a cat lady, but I’m getting my home studio sorted out for sewing at the moment. I probably should go to sleep soon because I’ve been awake all night. I can hear a small voice telling me to put things into paragraphs! I’m going to tell you to take your own advice Baldy - do make some time for fun! Until next time, Love and Respect from Johannah Underwood
I apologise. I was in a deeply tired mood. I will take down that message. Overhearing is childish. My humble apologies brother.
Depends on the video. Speaking for myself, I find Baldermort and his families voices quiet my rampant mind so when I'm laying down for a nap or a sleep the quiet intro is quite nice. For our good scribes... louder sort of videos the orchestra is a perfect companion.
So glad I wait till today to listen to this I can't wait.
In calling it now, Abaddon will betray Vaashtor and kill him with Draychnien as he is on the cusp of ascending.
While Chaos is certainly prone to betrayal, I think given Vashtor's very different nature, when compared to the other Warp entities, is likely to earn him a special spot on Abaddon's council. As made mention before Vashtor doesn't bother with manipulation or betrayals (so far) and tells you exactly what he wants from you and what he will in turn pay for said service. Unlike Tzeentch who is always scheming, Slaanesh whose pride often demands the downfall of another, Khorne who cares not from whence the blood flows only that it does and Nurgle who is not unknown to engage in his own scheming too. You can trust in Vashtors motivations. The other four, you can count on them holding to their identity but that is as far as your trust can go. But who knows. Many chefs in the kitchen as the saying goes.
Doesn't that sword like perma kill you? If so then I don't think that would happen as they made him a model and big part of the lore. Anyone going for a vashtorr aligned chaos space marine warband would be so annoyed they even made it.
Baldermort could narrate literally anything and make it sound like the most incredible journey. In line at the DMV? Baldermort has your back.
Thank you , Baldermort .
🐺Loupis Canis .
The Age of Vengeance? NOT ON MY WATCH!
(Heads to the gymnasiorium with righteous fury)
Time to go back through the catalogue and listen to everything i missed ❤
Cannot wait to finish my DA and get onto Vashtorr and his minions!
Still not made mine yet. Urg. I’ll have to rectify that!
Baller
Let's go Uncle Baldy!
Thanks for the video. The music selection for the video is a plus. Name of the tracks please.
Nope. I don’t do that. Why? The times I have? They seem to instantly appear on other people’s videos. So. Alas, I cannot.
Im late! Uugh. But no matter. Im here!
An Apache Helicopter is never late.
It arrives exactly when it intends to. 😂🤣😂
@@Baldermort true! 😂😂😂
Thanks again
Why is vengeance best served cold?
Because you're dispensing just ice.
Why can't diabetics get revenge?
Because revenge is sweet.
What do you call a Venn diagram seeking revenge?
A Venn dettagram.
Take my like and go, filthy pun master!
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just get better and better my friend 10/10 💀👍🇬🇧⛴️
Do email me?
Good sir Baldermort, have you done an audible book read of the horus heresy books? I haven't read them yet but I'd definitely pay to have an audible book of you reading them to listen to.
No. Because that would get me sued, my channel closed and my family destitute.
The audible narrators from GW do a better job than I ever could.
@baldermort nah, they should hire you to as an audible reader then, nobody better suited. That would be epic listening.
It's a choose your own adventure. But none of them end well.
Lets gooo!
And now only 2.5 hours away from the latest episode of T&T 😎🔥👊
Boost for the algorithm
May the algorithm bring great bounty to baldy! Scorn those inferior channels with pesky Ai narration, it can never compare to your true passion, wit and style!
PRAISE THE EIGHT!
I don't know why GW hasn't hired you to do their audiobooks but they're idiots. These are always amazing.
I’ll try applying again. Who knows. :).
Freaking sweet
Algorithm! I summon thee! Bring this skull the views he so deserves.
But I do.
Alas, it’s very niche within a niche. I get what I’m worth to the modern audience.
Pity. But times change. ;)
Let's go
Swag 😎
I hope you get offered the chance to work with the black library your better at leading a narrative making it easy to follow than a quarter of the narrators on the audio books 💙🏴
Thank ye. Alas, I applied. They stated ‘we aren’t hiring’. I tried! :)
@baldermort that's gutting you do a fantastic job with these and your own stories and other channels.
I'd love to see you collaborate with lutin and aborder princes the three of you could make some truly masterful pieces for the community.
I've worked with ABP before. He's a great lad. I actually met him once at Warhammer world. Salt of the Earth.
Alas, LT doesn't like me much. I can see why, of course. We do not agree on many many things.
I have also never seen him do a collab with anyone. Ever. So, there's that. Some things are just not meant to be. :)
As much as I've come to despise GW. Baldermort and other community content creators keep my love of 40k alive.
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ty!!
Just paying the comment tax
Abby wearing his dads handmedowns....
I'm not a big on commenting but, seeing the poll, it is time to do something for the Machine Spirit. For the algorithm~
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commenth for ye commenthgods
whenare we going to get the next lion book?
I don’t do novels. 1. It would take 100hpurs to do one. 2. They’d close me down instantly.
I do codices/expansions as they go out print and GW don’t kill me. Simply put - it can’t happen.
@@Baldermort you mis understand me lol i was asking when we are getting the next book but I didn't expect you to be writing it.😄😄😁
Noice 👍
Ta. :)
Algorithmessiah appeasement offering.
I think at this point we can say abaddon is on the level of primach
Yerp.
@@Baldermort just wanted to say in my opinion you and lore master stoke are the best warhammer channels out there man keep up your amazing work
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That's too bad between the three of you everything is covered, stories acting and lore that would make an inquisitor blush. Damb shame indeed but at least we still have you all as independents 😊
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I notice that in not one of those myriad prophecies did he repent.
Noooo. He did not. :)
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Thanks brother T. I hope you are thriving. ;)
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I am! Best wishes to you and yours Baldermort!!!
I honestly can't believe this dude didn't attack the "prophet" monster after the first or. Like seriously, was she lonely or bored? Wouldn't have got to the second or with me. Bad product
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂. Fair. :)
All Haill the omnisire's evil twin AI-gorytm who likes to ignore the most skilled so more of the less talented content creatores seem les bad. we should get the inquisistion to hunt down this Abomidable Intellegence ... hmm..... Anyone here has them on speed dial?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD 🩸
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE 💀
SUBSCRIBERS FOR THE BALD ONE! 🛎
Downloading Mr B to listen to to oroe whilst I paint. I finally have a day off.
Love to all the B family.
The video looks brilliant I don't want to. Ruin the experience and watch it now.
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Thanks