They're trying to run exactly like him to make him look more natural, yet they still look natural in comparison and make him look like an obvious robot by being a constant visual example of real people. There are very obvious contrasts in movements, constantly.
He really needs to be concerned about the way his fb site is moderated. Ppl getting banned left and right for all the wrong reasons. With that said fck fb. "HI mark" you've done nothing for me. U don't even make hit records. U just own fb. U need to have half a football team with u with guns and weapons just to exercise
The 'camera guy' is a controlled group of people recording him jogging to try and humanize him. Hes a psychopaths mind in a wimpy body which is why it's creepy. He doesnt necessarily look evil but its ok.
@human being The money that man has.... wakes up and finds 10,000,000,000.00 in your bank account would be crazy. But how could one go to sleep knowing the amount of money in your bank account that you will never spend and the amount of little children who drink unfiltered water, starve, etc.
Okay so the black dude is actually in fact his personal trainer, his “body odour guards” lol aren’t actually his core security team but are mostly his advisers as they are never that overt! there is one person who you can spot jogging with MZ that will be his PPO and the rest of the team are in the shadows and like Jeff Bezos they collapse on the target if threatened and often work with other foreign CPO’s (Close Protection Officers) the old dude in the grey top is part of his security and will be backing up his unidentifiable PPO (Personal Protection Officer)
Thanks for the very detailed and interesting information but im pretty sure the lizard people are gonna come after you for releasing the notes from their meetings
@@kdmedia1534 I hope you realize that that’s a prejudice. Do you have stats or something to back up that claim? Simply having money says nothing about your moral character. You *could* be a POS. But then again, you could just as well be a perfectly fine person. Maybe I’m not so dense as to jump on the hate train without questioning its presuppositions. Unlike some people.
@@bookishbrendan8875 Mark is one of THE richest people on EARTH. How is it prejudice? Frankly I don’t care wether I hurt his android feelings. The reason they’re all multi-billionaires and control most of the planet is from stealing data for years and lying about it, knowing more about you than you know yourself. We already have one of if not the worst mental health crisis in history from social media, this metaverse will be 10 times worse. It’s terrifying how much power and influence they have already with just social media. I’m amazed you seriously defend these fucking soulless sadistic god wanna-bes. Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg are literally the worst ones you could defend. If you’ve actually been living under a rock I recommend reading about it. It will shock the ever loving the shit out of you.
@Mulalo lol, it doesn't cost that much. You can earn the money truck driving in the united states. When I was 21 I used to drive and make 60 cents a mile which on average I was making 38 dollars an hour which is plenty. Not to mention that at many companies you work when you want to. I was able to take 2 months off whenever.
When you’re late to the international lizard meeting.
😂😂😂
This is soooo fucking underrated! You sir! Made my day! Lmfaooo😭😂😂😂
Underrated comment! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
Mark is trying so hard to run like a Human being 😂🤣
🤣🤣
That's how I run when I need to pisa but can't find any toilet nearby 😂🤣
He runs like a lizard running on water
@@gizmonovack lol 😂
They're trying to run exactly like him to make him look more natural, yet they still look natural in comparison and make him look like an obvious robot by being a constant visual example of real people. There are very obvious contrasts in movements, constantly.
Imagine having someone who recorded whatever you do and whenever you do it, exactly like what Mark does to people.
Great plot twist.
😂😂😂had me in the first half
@@user-p7up8l4k i'm interested.
One Day Mark My Words 🙏🏿
He really needs to be concerned about the way his fb site is moderated. Ppl getting banned left and right for all the wrong reasons. With that said fck fb. "HI mark" you've done nothing for me. U don't even make hit records. U just own fb. U need to have half a football team with u with guns and weapons just to exercise
It's heart warming to see Mark training his body guards
Best comment so far lol
Underrated Comment
Hahaaa😃
Those body guards look weak as shit unless the carry a gun 🔫🔫
I thought he was just having a Forest Gump momment.
Love how he casually says hi mark, like he sees him jog everyday
Should've called him Zuccy boi
Oh hi Mark
@@fefek1 haha, so hilarious. i love being seen as an obnoxious freak with no actual social life
@@cptchuff2741 The Room
@@damonfischer1610 aw 😢 that's not good. Try exercising or making friends
that's the fastest lizard I've ever seen
😂😂😂😂
@@rustyshackelford6834 I can literally start a video call with Mark
@@invisible8741 less go record him blink horizontally
@M V 😂
You mean the slowest🤣
Y'all just talking about Mark but the cameraman teleports and know exactly where Mark is
I was thinking the same damn thing
The 'camera guy' is a controlled group of people recording him jogging to try and humanize him. Hes a psychopaths mind in a wimpy body which is why it's creepy. He doesnt necessarily look evil but its ok.
@You alright boi ? r/woooosh
He is also a lizard they can transform and teleport
It's staged
He even even runs like a video game character 😂
“Greetings! I am Mark. I enjoy typical human activities like jogging.”
I’m here smoking brisket in my backyard
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Once in a while stops to the side to put oil into his mechanical parts
Lies again? Come Singapore
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Robots dont feel cold?
He is cooling their systems
mr slav oh my god I love your videos
Oh hello there my fellow luthanian
Oh shit
U are real mr slav
Love fron india brother.
Ur videos are extremely useful.
Why dont u have a grey tick on ur channel???..
U are great
He's lizard, not a robot.
Mark: "Why do my legs hurt?"
Morpheus: "You've never used them before."
damn
Coz reptiles don't walk
Mark: “Battery’s running low, must make it to charging station!”
mark has 6 followers
1:00 Congratulations, Security Guard 7 and Security Guard 8 are now following Mark.
1:04 to be exact when they getting out of the van
joke of the year...very funny dear..
dany tall 1:03 Open van 1:05 getting out
goodsirknight its only a new account tho
He runs and walks like a Komodo Dragon.
Lol😂😂😂
he reproduces like one too probably
Made me crack up
😂😂
Lol 😂
Imagine going for a run and having like 20 different people film you from different angles like you're starring in a movie. But you're just running.
He is recording a lot more personal information about you
See *The Run* in Theaters, March 12 Featuring Mark Zuckerberg, Usain Bolt, Michael Jackson…
0:57 That papparazzi pulled up like maffia that has guns in their pockets instead of cameras
Notice all his bodyguards were tired and sweating but he didn't break a sweat or was out of breath. Android confirmed.
@@rustyshackelford6834 are u serious?
@@rustyshackelford6834 cringe 💯
@@rustyshackelford6834 dang it dale
@@rustyshackelford6834 ooh wt
only mammals can sweat
1:03 fresh set of bodyguards
lmaoo
@human being The money that man has.... wakes up and finds 10,000,000,000.00 in your bank account would be crazy. But how could one go to sleep knowing the amount of money in your bank account that you will never spend and the amount of little children who drink unfiltered water, starve, etc.
@@frmnt341 Ya... even at night he has 15 with him.
@@jasonbohema7373 Do you donate your money?
@@frmnt341 More like fame... but yeah i agree certain levels of wealth is disgusting.
Great to see how far Boston Dynamics has come
He ran 19 minutes for 5 km.. Amazing
19.34. still incredible, not just because it is top 5 promille of runners, but because we all associate him with being a NERD, a typical non-athlete
Mark: "What is this activity called again?"
Jogger: "Its called exercise, Mark."
Mark: "And the humans.. they enjoy this?"
Jogger: "Yes Mark..."
Fascinating!
You made this comment sound so lizardic.
Underrated comment
I’m dying 💀
I am your 945 like
Oh hi Mark...
santomkd I knew I was going to find this comment :v
Luis Trujillo O. To be honest I don't know why every comment isn't "Oh hi Mark" on this video
santomkd yep I was thinking the same thing
Pipoo da coconut 😂😂
Lmao
Okay so the black dude is actually in fact his personal trainer, his “body odour guards” lol aren’t actually his core security team but are mostly his advisers as they are never that overt! there is one person who you can spot jogging with MZ that will be his PPO and the rest of the team are in the shadows and like Jeff Bezos they collapse on the target if threatened and often work with other foreign CPO’s (Close Protection Officers) the old dude in the grey top is part of his security and will be backing up his unidentifiable PPO (Personal Protection Officer)
Thanks for the very detailed and interesting information but im pretty sure the lizard people are gonna come after you for releasing the notes from their meetings
How tf would you know
I love how easily people can hate a person simply for being rich. 🙄
It’s not because he’s rich. It’s because he’s trying to take over the world. Do you live under a rock?
I mean they’re rich for a reason. Usually doing some extremely dodgy stuff. How are you really this dense in 2021? Wake up.
@@kdmedia1534 I hope you realize that that’s a prejudice. Do you have stats or something to back up that claim? Simply having money says nothing about your moral character. You *could* be a POS. But then again, you could just as well be a perfectly fine person.
Maybe I’m not so dense as to jump on the hate train without questioning its presuppositions. Unlike some people.
@@bookishbrendan8875 Mark is one of THE richest people on EARTH. How is it prejudice? Frankly I don’t care wether I hurt his android feelings. The reason they’re all multi-billionaires and control most of the planet is from stealing data for years and lying about it, knowing more about you than you know yourself.
We already have one of if not the worst mental health crisis in history from social media, this metaverse will be 10 times worse. It’s terrifying how much power and influence they have already with just social media. I’m amazed you seriously defend these fucking soulless sadistic god wanna-bes.
Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg are literally the worst ones you could defend. If you’ve actually been living under a rock I recommend reading about it. It will shock the ever loving the shit out of you.
@Ajitesh Thakur Apologies Mark didn’t mean to offend you.
He joggs like a swan
riri armani 😂😂😂
riri armani i cant stop lughing to reading your comment.
riri armani always a negative comment to hate on someone who's more successful than you. Typical jealous
Spat my food. Lmao
like a swan with a stick up its butt
"Activate the sweat gland protocol"
They don't even care who he is, with or without bodyguards he'd be fine. It's Europe not America.
Corporate kidnappings are surprisingly common
danny r u sure that comment even makes sense
@@duanedavidson7219 Yes Duane, that comment is true. Well I lived there in the 80's and early 90's.
Of course much has changed since : ) just sayin'
Voyeurism at its best 😆
"Hi Mark!" and then following him everywhere with a camera :D
He runs in a funny way, I can't stop laughing.
trying so hard to run like a human being
His bionic limbs are improving
Yesterday pizza. 😂😂👍👍. Love that name. God, some of you guys are creative.
He be crawling on all 4s when no ones watching
Hahaha I forgot about this video and now I'm watching it after one year because of the replies and it's still laughable
1.9M people found a human jogging in the city interesting
You mean “1.9 people found a ‘human’ jogging in the city interesting”
@@bonolosehume8914 *X Files sound*
@Sonia Michael what is flipping cash?
robot*
A human?
It's incredible how unhuman this man is. I don't buy into the conspiracy theories, but damn.
right?! i mean.. no one acts a very weird way... than mark zuckerberg. no wonder why those conspiracy theory existing in the first place
I'm just surprised how human this robot is
Some conspiracy theories say that Mark is a human being born from a human female. But I remember that this was debunked a while ago
He is definitely a lizard or a alien robot made by them or something
@@BoomKekzShot wait really?! 😮
why does this feel like the cameraman’s teleporting?!?!
He is seen jogging with his facebook friends
*body guards
@@byson8628 followers
🤣
Lmao
😂😂😂
He was simply generating electricity to power his cpu by moving.
Body guards are thinking I did not know I had to run with this gig.
America is lucky to have the creators of such successful platforms .
being with the humans to become the human
Lol
@@meiko431 omg ur so hot
@@brucewayne4036 thank you,you too kito kato grrrrr 🤗
@@meiko431 meow 😏
@@brucewayne4036 😂nice bro
0:30 He runs like someone who just figured out how, and he's loving it.
Don't tell anybody I told you this...
MARK ZUCKERBERG FACEBOOK ACCOUNT LOGIN INFORMATION
email: zuck@fb.com
password: dadada
😂
Hahahaha
Kinda like Forrest Gump.
@@embassyoftheczechrepublici8689
Forrest Gump isn't a robot and/(n)or lizard
He's running to the metaverse since 2016
He can stay there
I never thought i would see mark zuckerberg run, yet I’m somehow not surprised by the way he runs
Pretty sure that all of them are his bodyguards.
onee of course they are.....sherlock
onee genious comment
alexaay793 Even the cameramen are his bodyguards. I bet you didn't expect that, right? :P
onee Never saw that Cumming.
Yep, all of them, even the 5'3" 115 lbs. female. Mark's all about the gender equality.
What was Putin doing there? 1:15
Lol
He went to grocery store, looking for some junk foods in a breakfast time
😂😂😂😂😂
He's there on a KGB mission
😅🤗😅
Whole world is walking with him😂😂😂
Squad goals
i understand the same T shirt for every events...but the same T shirt for jogged too? lol
He has thousands of shirts like this
And why does he looks cringy all the time even when he's just jogging lol, can't he just jog like common people do?
Ted Cleveland he saves billions by wearing the same tee shirt every day. That’s his secret.
j ross actually does t-shirts each cost hundreds of dollars.
7 cc Hg yeah why can't awkward people just stop being awkward... jeez
THE FUTURE IS HERE! A Human robot jogging with human beings.
Don't tell anybody I told you this...
MARK ZUCKERBERG FACEBOOK ACCOUNT LOGIN INFORMATION
email: zuck@fb.com
password: dadada
😂
That was a clean E91.
Best robot implementation of jogging I've ever seen.
Mark, the type of guy to have 5 bodyguards for a daytime jog.
yea cus probably people would all be like:
MARK MARK KISS ME KIISS ME and then he couldnt enjoy a nice jog
That's what happens when you're worth 72 billion dollars
i think it’s seven.
Miss me with that getting kidnapped
He's a target for kidnapping or robbery.
Please give him some privacy...
As a robotic lizard selling datas it must be pretty annoying to be filmed all day long.
TH-cam also sells your data 😂
Do robotic lizards get annoyed?
Lol XD
So after being an amazon seller Everyone is a seller.
Google also sell your data
*Bro unlocked the street view* 💀
my g be an alien for real
After reading all the comments . I cannot stop laughing. His jogging style is more than hilarious .
Jogging out in winter in a t-shirt and shorts in Berlin is such an entrepreneur thing to do!
Entrepreneur. Back in the day, we used to call them jews..
More like this is the only style of shirt he has
@@TheodorTosho back in my days we used to call them rich fucks
@@TheodorToshoThey're called capitalists and this isn't about jews or non-jews. Stop being anti-semitic.
@@chessboybln no
Mark be runnin with those body guards 😂
His brother once accepted Darth Vader's request to capture Han Solo.
ZUCC
Zuckerbergstein
3
@@chiefrabbischlomosteinberg4953 2
1
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Wow they've gotten really advanced with Mark's construction. He even sweats now!
ahahhahahaha
😅
🤣🤣🤣
Now you can see him running in metaverse..
could Zuckerberg's programmers at least program him a good jogging motion?
surely its been patched by now
@@texasgun2731 I thought they was doing that in The next update
I'm sure that's his clone!
Haha, you are funny.
Your eyes are blind my friend.May The Father Of Understanding Guide You.
+MinSin ''fuck yourself peace of shit'' Two months passed, and this is your respond?I know you can do better than that pal.
?
Moose Knuckle So that's the mark who made students got less marks
he still looks like an average high school kid, down to earth yk
“I am currently in run mode. Haha. I am currently in run mode.” Is what he said I think.
You guys are laughing at the way he jogs while he's laughing at ur bank account
Him having tons of money doesnt affect us memeing him.
Dont feel underrated its just paper, you give the meaning and purpose
Do you laugh at homeless people’s bank accounts?
@Robert Phillips whrs ur moral?
@@javierdelvalraasch6356 It may be paper, but it’s paper that can be traded in for just about anything that is accessible to humans.
Note to self:
Travel the whole world BEFORE becoming rich and famous.
Gooodluckkkk!!!!
@Mulalo lol, it doesn't cost that much. You can earn the money truck driving in the united states. When I was 21 I used to drive and make 60 cents a mile which on average I was making 38 dollars an hour which is plenty. Not to mention that at many companies you work when you want to. I was able to take 2 months off whenever.
@@allkindofstupidstuff Or just get rich without getting famous
@@anthonyj.s.7266 Very true, although it seems like some of the "easiest" ways of becoming wealthy is by becoming a household name.
You know he's a robot when his body guards are tired before him
Top notch AI
Nice improvements
It’s getting so close to real lookin
1:00 lol, more bodyguards
Respawning
Backup needed
Respawn 😂
@Jake McCoy is right but I am going to add this 🤣🤣
During this run he earned probably more that me in the whole life :(.
he makes that much every minute
Don't you mean stole?
@@rustyshackelford6834 no i dont
@@rustyshackelford6834 how is he stealing?
@@rustyshackelford6834 you are anti Semite
He wasn’t jogging, we was conducting a meeting.
he runs just like i thought he would
Imagine walking on road and suddenly mark with his followers running towards you 😂😂
Lmao!!!!!!
Moral of the video:
When someone is rich , even his walk becomes interesting
( 20M+ views 🤒)
That’s the crazy truth!
Sometimes, 2M views are not 20M views. (c)Mark Twain
Actually bcs i've never thought that robot can jog too
@@antonellogenie2738 the thing is u cannot find things about him and that is interesting
I clicked to see the comment section. And i am not disappointed
1:25 The last time someone had personal bodyguards with armbands that went through Berlin was...
Elf hunter?
why does this feel so animated
Are those bodyguards or followers
Im say his private security.
Mahir Cave they are his disciples, just like Jesus had.
Mahir Cave your mom
sǝᴉʇᴉlᴉqᴉsuǝɥǝɹdɯoɔuᴉ 😂😂😂
He was joking, you dimwit.
Nice to see a reptile doing their daily exercise
Don't tell anybody I told you this...
MARK ZUCKERBERG FACEBOOK ACCOUNT LOGIN INFORMATION
email: zuck@fb.com
password: dadada
😂
He doesn’t have Apple Watch this is interesting.
I think it's funny also how he has a ton of security running with him too. I wonder how close he is personally to his security team.
You can tell by the way he is running that he has never played sports.
wrong he did fencing in high school.
@h i 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍
He’s probably fucked more models though
@Myztinct *mind of a robot
Lol, who gives a damn if he has never played sports? Lol ya'll say the most futile foolishness.
I live in Berlin and HOLY SHIT how could i miss this
Run Data Run!
"Oh hi Mark."
He joggs like a male lesbian
I agree, he jogs like a straight male.
That would make him a straight male
@@itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274 a male body but the inside is female but attracted to female
@@simaskara Mind=Blown
Blahahahahahah
It’s scary how each person he passes while running. He has so much information on them but they don’t even know
Not worth it
He probably knew the level threat most the people in the area posed before even taking the jog
O Hai Mark!
- Tommy Wiseau
Body guard grey shirt and blue hopping out min van half way LMFAO
No, his running form is too perfect. This is no ordinary man.
He is jogging like a duck. Shaking back left right xd
Anon BhaiJan what a bitch ass
he is jogging like a duck with billions .
Zuck the Duck
he downloaded the wrong jogging profile
You can't duck the zucc
He wasn't jogging, he was trying a new vessel.
“Hi Mark” “eeepeeerkkkughhhnHiii”
Anglos: Mark Zuckerberg
Latinos: Mark Zuckerberg
Españoles: Marcos Verga de Azúcar
XD
Jajajajajajaja
1:43 come on man we're Twitter users !
😂
Lol 😊😊
“Just me and my lizard friends out for a light jog”
**human friends
He said "Hi Mark" so casually cos he knows Mark knows everything about him
“Humans do run
Therefore I must do run”
When taking a 30 min jog costs FB shareholders $500k in bodyguards..
Stone H That is nothing if you have a net worth in the billions.
"Hi Mark" sounded so much like Tommy Wiseau in The Room 🤣🤣
When you and your homies are late to reach school 😂
He being him is so revenge of the nerds. I like that part.