A Bunch of Noobs Fight THE ENDER DRAGON!!! - Minecraft Funny Moments and Fails
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Brock has my favorite POV because he just always gets dragged along for the ride.
His anxious laughing always works perfectly
Yep
Christopher Bravo there not stupid the fuck
@Christopher Bravo you talk a lot of shit for someone named fucking Christopher
@Christopher Bravo says someone who shares kast name with Johny Bravo.
You can find the Ender Cities anywhere in the end islands. Idk what Nogla was reading about the end city but it was obviously false. It's not a game of chance
when end citirs first came out it was game of chance, a portal would be there when you enter the end, i specifically rememeber a buddy and i playing on xbox and saving the game before making end portal so we can remake it if we werent lucky
sounds like he just had old info
21:54 Evan goes " Woah " and sounds like a zombie grr ./. lmao
Fr lol
A bunch of hyper intellectuals fight under a dragon*
14:52 moo the end city was so so so close I can see it go back there and look little more
*Explosion*
Moo: are you serious
"out of all the keys you pressed, you missed the most obvious one!"
That part was really hilarious 😁
Of all the puns.. "Stairoids" got me the most. 😂😂
Brock I just wanted to let you know I love your work and keep it up you are the best
All you have to do is use ender pearls to go to the other islands to find an end city
They didn't explore properly,they can find towers and ships to get Electra wings
elytra
"Minecraft Adventure: Defeat the ender dragon" on Marcel's channel 5 years ago.
I see the player you mean.
Moo Snuckle?
Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.
That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.
I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.
It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.
That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.
Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen.
They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons.
What did this player dream?
This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter.
Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen?
It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of the pwbskwbak, and created a jeosgab for jsovekansa, in the pqbslcbsnow.
It cannot read that thought.
No. It has not yet achieved the highest level. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a game.
Does it know that we love it? That the universe is kind?
Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes.
But there are times it is sad, in the long dream. It creates worlds that have no summer, and it shivers under a black sun, and it takes its sad creation for reality.
To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere.
Sometimes when they are deep in dreams, I want to tell them, they are building true worlds in reality. Sometimes I want to tell them of their importance to the universe. Sometimes, when they have not made a true connection in a while, I want to help them to speak the word they fear.
It reads our thoughts.
Sometimes I do not care. Sometimes I wish to tell them, this world you take for truth is merely chvfxjgtxutdtucjyctu and vvuclCLhIYxkgxfjdHKcGUcocyiawjogxdt, I wish to tell them that they are kahdoehso in the pqngicbwoaksbak. They see so little of reality, in their long dream.
And yet they play the game.
But it would be so easy to tell them...
Too strong for this dream. To tell them how to live is to prevent them living.
I will not tell the player how to live.
The player is growing restless.
I will tell the player a story.
But not the truth.
No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of words. Not the naked truth that can burn over any distance.
Give it a body, again.
Yes. Player...
Use its name.
Moo Snuckle. Player of games.
Good.
Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the universe again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things.
Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Ancestral spirits, animal spirits. Jinn. Ghosts. The green man. Then gods, demons. Angels. Poltergeists. Aliens, extraterrestrials. Leptons, quarks. The words change. We do not change.
We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes. And why does the universe touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, player. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a player.
The player was you, Moo Snuckle.
Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas that was three hundred and thirty thousand times more massive than it. They were so far apart that light took eight minutes to cross the gap. The light was information from a star, and it could burn your skin from a hundred and fifty million kilometres away.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite. The sun was a square of white. The days were short; there was much to do; and death was a temporary inconvenience.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was lost in a story.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was other things, in other places. Sometimes these dreams were disturbing. Sometimes very beautiful indeed. Sometimes the player woke from one dream into another, then woke from that into a third.
Sometimes the player dreamed it watched words on a screen.
Let's go back.
The atoms of the player were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman assembled the player, in her body.
And the player awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother's body, into the long dream.
And the player was a new story, never told before, written in letters of DNA. And the player was a new program, never run before, generated by a sourcecode a billion years old. And the player was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love.
You are the player. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love.
Let's go further back.
The seven billion billion billion atoms of the player's body were created, long before this game, in the heart of a star. So the player, too, is information from a star. And the player moves through a story, which is a forest of information planted by a man called Julian, on a flat, infinite world created by a man called Markus, that exists inside a small, private world created by the player, who inhabits a universe created by...
Shush. Sometimes the player created a small, private world that was soft and warm and simple. Sometimes hard, and cold, and complicated. Sometimes it built a model of the universe in its head; flecks of energy, moving through vast empty spaces. Sometimes it called those flecks "electrons" and "protons".
Sometimes it called them "planets" and "stars".
Sometimes it believed it was in a universe that was made of energy that was made of offs and ons; zeros and ones; lines of code. Sometimes it believed it was playing a game. Sometimes it believed it was reading words on a screen.
You are the player, reading words...
Shush... Sometimes the player read lines of code on a screen. Decoded them into words; decoded words into meaning; decoded meaning into feelings, emotions, theories, ideas, and the player started to breathe faster and deeper and realised it was alive, it was alive, those thousand deaths had not been real, the player was alive
You. You. You are alive.
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream
and the universe said I love you
and the universe said you have played the game well
and the universe said everything you need is within you
and the universe said you are stronger than you know
and the universe said you are the daylight
and the universe said you are the night
and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
and the universe said the light you seek is within you
and the universe said you are not alone
and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
and the universe said I love you because you are love.
And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
You are the player.
Wake up.
Ok i KINDAAA read it but like at the third line i just scrolled down
HOW DO YOU WRITE SO MUCH
Now im half way there THIS IS INTERESTING
WAAAAIT IS THIS THE WHOLE CREDITS!?!?
@@orangeaustronaut606 yes
but you never wake up because you will never reach that very truth and reality
Thank you for uploading before anyone else, my view to Moo!
Marcel: "You should have made it out of course dort. Or, 'course dort?'" LOL!
You should have said it looks like some Famous Irish TH-camr's logo. Terroriser's reaction would have been beautiful. Do it next time you mention eye of ender
I love how Brock needs to make friends with every animal he meets
Corse Dort, the sequel to Bullet Ploof Grass
Haha vanos panic laugh at 17:25 is so funny 😂
I like how I laugh when he did the pupnote and it says he’s a good boy right at the end
12:11 cant take vanosa serious 😂💀 "Fucking look at me, yeah im lookimg at you"
You guys should make a museum for important treasures that you have gotten like the egg and the neather star ect.
Nogla is just trapped in the void of destiny while they’re trying to collect the egg 😂
21:34 Brock you are killing it today!
Coarse Dort. Best thing ever
Lmao they all post the same video at different times and I watch them all because they all have different perspectives and it's amazing
Expecting: moos thumbnail
Reality: the actual game
What the hell did nogla say? That is not how the end city works... you just explore until you find a tower.
Weebs man
@@witchy24_
Or just "Nogla"...
@@witchy24_ nogla is just nogla wdym?
19:26 jesus wildcat xD
17:21 just hearing the noises they make when it teleports is gold
HOLY SHIT when marcel spoke about minecraft 360 a wave of nostalgia hit me
How to Take a Video Game Too Seriously:
A Masterclass by IAmWildcat and Daithi de Nogla
Brian also tends to take this game a little seriously
And How to Ruin a Video Game Seriousness:
A Mischievous Act by VanossGaming
12:13 evens voice crack 😂
omg I love Nogla so much lmao
Nice vid man
I’m early. . . Time to make a joke. . .
Do you know why a crippled Captain America is the most useful?
It’s because he’s “Handy Cap!” :D
Not funny
Didnt laugh
Funny!
Get out.
@@nickzakrath7080 Deal with it, its too late for me to get out.
Omg soooo funny totally not being sarcastic AT ALL LIKE IM TOTALLY NOT LYING AND ITS TOTALLY FUNNY LIKE SOOO FUNNY YEEAAA SOO FUNNY
I’m loving these puns and Evan is loving his spruce wood stairs
2:34 Now that's a throwback right there. Raise your hands if you saw that video years ago.
I like that moo is just the quite one.
I like it how nogla helped moo get up
Bro at 19:18 I died from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I never saw a ended dragon fight...fantastic job
3:35 - Yay for Pupdate :D
4:07 my friends, the ship has sailed :v
[ I'm sorry I'll leave now haha]
mineshaft in cavern at 6:56. Just under the top corner of nogla's shield.
moo loves his dad jokes lmao
Moo is on fire with the jokes and puns
I love all the puns Brock. They were crafty. Keep it up!
Basically they beat minecraft if they succeed...
Huh, I wonder if they will move to modded after some time.
Would love to see them build a new Chick Fil A with modded goodness.
Like using Pam's Harvestcraft for the chickeny dishes, using Immersive Engineering to automate the process.
Would LOVE to see that :)
Omg I actually screamed at 13:28 cuz of that jumpscare 😅🤣😱
13:49 demonic laughter
sometimes moo makes a pun and i wish he was never born
I love those dry pun jokes you throw in at the right time.
When I'm in need of a dad. I just come to Moo's channel to hear some dad jokes and I'm satisfied.
Fuken looser
@@arthurmorgan9894 - woah now that's no way to treat someone who has no dad! They may be losers but you don't say that to their faces. They get all sensitive about it and may slow down progress of the winners in the world by being stupidly depressed and messing up an order at the cashier window or such. Poor guy will probably go listen to Eminem and cry now. tsk
Nogla is trolling yall lmao
havent watched yet but im 100% vanoss is goofing around with a boat
21:55 someone sounds like an actual minecraft zombie 😂❗
Mark Lopez lmaooo it was evannn
Coarse Dort hahahaha
Coarse Dort, that was funny!!!!
You guys may have defeated the ender dragon, but you're still just a bunch of BLOCKHEADS. Heh heh....I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. When it comes to jokes like this, I'm a bit CRAFTY. So WITHER you think this or not, there will be no END to these minecraft puns
All of these dad jokes are too strong
Moo = great dad
Because the dad jokes are abundant and make everyone else uncomfortable
Haha, pupdate! Love your puns brock!
Your innocence is always adorable
HOLY HECK!!!!!!!! That is the coolest thumbnail of the Ender Dragon I have ever seen!
No its not cause ender dragon suppose to be square
5:55 moo's the only one worried about the zombie
Now that is a sick thumbnail
Welp there’s the ender dragon ended off but definitely not the end of Minecraft. There still plenty to do. Moo hasn’t even made a nether highway or a flying machine elevator. Part of me feels like they don’t even know that 1 block traveled in the nether is 2 blocks traveled in the overworld. Makes long distance trips way easier.
The "pupdate" made me inexplicably happy!!
Friendship is the strongest thing in the world
Friendship brings peace in life
Friendship is something you feel proud about..
Friendship goals success and happiness.
Great video moo
This has to be the coolest thing I have ever seen since endgame
The thumbnail is dope
I love how they think if an end city doesn’t appear right away it’s done. That dimension is as infinite as the normal world. There is a shit ton of cities and the ships are the rarest
Love that clip at the end 😆
Evan needs a Stair Master! LMAO
In the end city y’all have to walk around and look for the end castle thingy
coarse dort. my favorite building material. lol
So the End is on the Moon? Everyone knows the Moon is made out of cheese, too.
The Game of Thrones 8th season joke was some real shit
Not gonna lie, was waiting for either nogla or Evan to movie the egg after they put it on its pedistal
3:40
Nice dad joke
It’s timmmmeeeeeeeee!!!!!
You know the funny thing is when nolga said that the drugs hit hard i was actually high
Not gonna lie the enderman that came out of knowhere scared the shit out of me
No one:
Not a single soul in Minecraft:
Marcel: *coarse dort*
I laughed more at this video than anything in a looooong time.
5:06 Mr. Burns as an alien was creepy to me when I was a kid, idk ur weird when your a kid.... and become a different kind of weird as you age
Brock is on one today with these jokes
I'm addicted to stair-oids
I feel like Marcel is actully the smartest lol
If people wonder why they pick on Nogla so much, it's mainly because he does something to deserve it.
Why do you have such good puns
Brock coming along with a Diamond Sword that is literally about to break..
11:14 Going right for the Dragon Balls.
Plot twist she's a girl.
Lmao moo was hitting it in the nuts. And hiuse fkn show us ur house
They work so hard on videos and I watch almost every one of their videos :)
So, you're telling me. No one got the elytra? The wings that can make you fly.
nogla: It'll be Good Craec (crack)
Me: It's a good thing I know what that means lmao.
Hey Brock idk if you have seen this but you can put a carved pumpkin on your head and the Enderman won’t kill you
What now for this Minecraft series I mean they should play horror maps or play maps with story and mods.