My boyfriend and I both wear glasses and never take them off when we're watching TV, I'd know something was up if he took them off since we're both near sighted.
LoZ316 unless youre talking bout your own flesh or sitting in a biology or anatomy class it should just be common manners to not use that word when talking about people
Lexi Gray AKA Washington DC how dare u 😂 at least he didn’t throw away his shot and he didn’t wait for it and we got to be in the room where it happened Okay I’ll stop with the Hamilton puns
@Mai Sakurajima season one and maybe 2 were the one's with the Kaneki partnering with Antaiku and season 3 up was him as an investigator under a different name
Him: Baby? Why is the back door open? ..... ..... ....... ....... ...... Me: *GRAB YOUR PHONE, KEYS, MEMORIES AND EVERYTHING ELSE BECAUSE WE ARE MOVING TO THE NEXT COUNTRY AND BURNING THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND*
*"Baby? Why is the backdoor open...?"* Me: **Opens secret hatch and grabs holy water.** NEITHER OF US ARE LEAVING THIS HOUSE WITHOUT AT LEAST THREE BOTTLES OF HOLY WATER. IF WE RUN OUT, THEN WE NEVER LEAVE! This would actually be me if a demonic creature attacked and came into my house.
The whining was SO realistic xD I squealed in delight Edit: Did anyone notice the image change when he switched into yandere mode? I thought I was seeing things...
@@nicolepost9292 i guess I've seen too many horror movies haha, I would make a password. "Baaaaby let me in" Password! "Uhhh teddy bears?" WRONG, NOT TODAY SATAN! But yeah I will have to play it back again, because i thought he took keys with him. I mean if you want to be realistic he could have definitely lost them. 🤷♀️
I should have kept the door closed! I should have kept the door closed! I should have kept the door closed! I should have kept the door closed! I should have kept the door closed!!!!!!
Why is the back door open Me : one sec let me just grab my shoes And my clothes And my wallet And my passport Don’t mind me I’m just cleansing myself with some holy water real quick Let me just put a dab on you Ok now say goodbye to the house babe where never coming back
Cardlin: "Um... baby.... why is the back door open?" Me: "......um....... Any chance you forgot to shut the back door before you left?" Cardlin: ".....Nnnn-no. I could've sworn I *locked* it." Me: "Welp Cardy-Bear, grab your holy water, I'll grab my crosses. We about to perform an exorcism here!!"
Ahhhh!! He said not to open!! Even if it was him don't you think he'd use his keys!? He left with keys to drive to get more popcorn!! Ahhhhh! I was dying inside!!
“Forgot he wears glasses...” Me: (thinking) he? “I almost forgotten how beautiful you are...” Me: (thinking) what? Is this Darclin ??? IS THIS DUDE BACK TO HAUNT ME ?!! After some time Me: not exactly him but dude GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! Love the video tho❤️❤️❤️
WE HAD ONE JOBBBBBBBB "forgot he wears glasses" NoPe nOpE NO0PE NOOOOOPPPPPEEEEEEEE BYYYEEEEEEE "I'm not acting strange" Why can't we ever listen just this once
"I have my keys." "Babe, can you unlock the door?" Me: I thought you boys said you had your keys? Got your dumb self locked outside didn't you? Also me: Wait....isnt it halloween? *slowly creeps upstairs and gets into a circle of salt with holy water.* LEAVE ME ALONE!
"Ah come on you let him kiss you in more places then this ." Me:nope run for the hills run away and never come back leave everything behind!!!!!!😣😣😣😣😓😓😓😓😓🙁🙁🙁😯😯😯😯
The fact that the thumbnail changes a bit when the Demon appears or disappears from Cardlin’s place it’s just sooo smooth and cute at the same time ☺️❤️
Him: "Ill just go to the store..." Me: Take me with you!!!!! *leaves anyway* Well shit...this..this isnt good... *Real CardyBear cokes back after chaos* "Why don't you come to the store with me" #OhSweetLucifer... what the hell???
Him: "Don't open the door!" Me, who's father has drilled into my head that opening doors when alone and at night is not a good Idea* "TAKE YOUR KEEEEYYYYS" Him: "got my keys." *Leaves* Whomever-tf *Knocks* Me: MMMMCHACHANOPE YOU HAVE YOUR KEYS BOII
I should not have watched this before going to sleep. I should not have watched this before going to sleep. I should not have watched this before going to sleep
“My keys what would I need keys for...?” Me: .... “I forgot he wears glasses..” Me: OH HELL NO *PICTURE CHANGES* OH HELL NO WHY TF DIDNT I LEAVE! Him: Why is the back door open..? Me: *runs downstairs to make sure all doors are locked.
Another great start to October! And I guess it is tradition now to start October off with a cannibal audio. I thought I told you guys last year to not feed the bears!
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“Oh sweet Lucifer-“
*nOt In My ChRiStIaN hOuSeHoLd*
*N O T O N M Y C H R I S T I A N R O B L O X S E R V E R*
*NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER* !!!!!
Praise Lucifer >:D
doggo boi hell yeah! 😂
No Jams For Jimin give jimin his jams back
"Forgot he wears glasses."
Me: Nope nope nope nope, bye boy 😨 😨
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call a split personality!
"I M P O S T E R !!"
My boyfriend and I both wear glasses and never take them off when we're watching TV, I'd know something was up if he took them off since we're both near sighted.
thats the moment i know we fucked up...
LISTEN SIR- NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NO
“Baaaabyyyy, did you eat all of the popcorn by yourself???”
Me sweating profusely with a mouth full of popcorn: no
#reletable
Same
Me too
This would be me and the thing is I was eating popcorn to so I froze and I just tried to swallow it all and just yelled no nope what popcorn
Dude saaaaaaame
"Don't be silly baby"
HE SAID IT WRONG.
*HE SAID IT WRONG*
Sparkling water is just angry water
The Muffin Man EXACTLY
Thank you
How do I like a comment more than once
@@ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii me too girl me too XD
A breath is a boneless cough and soda is just crunchy water
5:27
"And your soft flesh..."
Nope
NOPE
N O P E
NO ONE SAYS FLESH IN NORMAL CONVERSATION
If they do they need to be stabbed. Repeatedly!
Not if your like me! ...I'm not normal
-b-but what if I'm trying to sound a certain way with the terms I use?? D-does that mean I get sabts?! 🙀😰
AGREED!
LoZ316 unless youre talking bout your own flesh or sitting in a biology or anatomy class it should just be common manners to not use that word when talking about people
“Forgot he wears glasses...”
NOT TODAY SATAN
😈
@@comfort_devil NOT TODAY SATAN
"What were you doing while I was gone?"
Pissing myself
Queen Kai hah trying not to die 😂
And I oop
Potato Chan crying
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
MEEEEEEE!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Oh Lucifer~"
*throws holy water* NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN CLUB PENGUIN SERVER!!!
YES BIH >:3
R.I.P. Club Penguin
CARDLIN IS BANNED FROM MY ROBLOX/ MINECRAFT CHRISTIAN SERVER
Lol
Uwu
Makiyah Paisley yes
"I've been watching you since the beginning of this, unholy month."
Me: iTs OcToBeR fIrSt!!!!
GraceFace I laughed so hard at this comment I choked on my spit 😂
@@sugarrae-kc Omg! Lol are you ok? 😅😂
Day One folks back at it again.
He's impatient 🤷♀️
hahaha ikr!
Cardlin: *Please don't open the door.*
_30 seconds later we open the door_
Me: _SLAMMING MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL_
*WE HAD ONE JOB GUYS* 😂
Lmao! One flipping job
*WE HAD ONE FUCKING JOB AND WE COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT*
WHO ARE WE HAMILTON?!?!
Lexi Gray AKA Washington DC how dare u 😂 at least he didn’t throw away his shot and he didn’t wait for it and we got to be in the room where it happened
Okay I’ll stop with the Hamilton puns
Chara Dreemer True But you’re forgetting one little thing......HE CHEATED IN ELIZA!!
"I've been biding my time, perfecting my disguise" and YET you forget his glasses. literally the easiest part
I know right!? Like, out of all the things that you could forget, how could you forget the glasses?
The creature had one job!!! D=
Cardlin: "Uh baby? Why is the back door open?"
Me: "....."
Cardlin: "...."
Me: "ThIs Is WhY i DoNt DeAl WiTh GhOsT aNd DeMoNs!!!!"
*calls Sam and dean* they will help us 😂 ohhhh orrrr
*WHO YA GONNA CALLLL GHOSTBUSTERS*
@@pancake_enby9456 WHO YA GONNA CALL?
*WINCHESTERS!*
B̸̥̘̾l̷̗̽̈u̴̟̓̂e̸̢͂ HELL YES!!! Now I’m happy
If there’s something supernatural in the neighbourhood who ya gonna wall WINCHESTERS!
Kittylover Gamer okay that’s it I’m getting the regular salt, the black salt, my spell book and the sage! WE ARE BANISHING THE BAD ENERGY!!! LIKE NOW.
let’s just stay inside the salt circle
"Such nice flesh..."
*HELP MY BOYFRIEND HAS BECOME A GHOUL*
yas Tokyo Ghoul is best (season 1 mainly)
@Mai Sakurajima season one and maybe 2 were the one's with the Kaneki partnering with Antaiku and season 3 up was him as an investigator under a different name
Lol
OSHIETE WO
Him: Baby? Why is the back door open?
.....
.....
.......
.......
......
Me: *GRAB YOUR PHONE, KEYS, MEMORIES AND EVERYTHING ELSE BECAUSE WE ARE MOVING TO THE NEXT COUNTRY AND BURNING THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND*
And leave the vergenaty behind
XD
Be when I see a spider
SAME I LITERALLY HAD TO GET UP AND SCREAM A LITTLE
I love that~
"Grab ypur phone,keys, memories!"
V E R O N I C A !
open the, open the door please.
I love heathers❤️❤️
VERONICA
OPEN THE DOOR
VERONICA, can we not fight anymore please, can we not fight anymore
Veronica sure you’re scared I’ve been there! I can set you free!
Veronica, Dont make me come in there..!
2:05
“I’ve got my keys.”
*Already on edge* HE SAID HE HAS HIS KEYS!! WHY DO YOU NEED ME TO OPEN THE DOOR?!?! RED A L E R T
I said the same thing!!
Alaaarm!!!! Alaaarm!!!!
*Suspicious!!* :3
Same omg
Car keys
...I knew I shouldn't ate all that darn popcorn-
mr. gae nuggets *five months late* aSRAAAA OMG
I love you name XD
ASRA EYYYY
aSRaaaAAAAA!!
OH MY GARSH LORDY ASRAAAAAA
"Oh I forgot he wears glasses" I FLIPPED OUT SLFJDHSG
*Why is the Backdoor open?*
Me: **running in circles, screaming**
He: .... The boy die in the movie?
*And he never knows of His dopelgabger *
*Runs away in terror at the first creepy "Baaaaby he says".* You won't get me! Not this year!!!!
Yes I made the likes on this comment 234
*"Baby? Why is the backdoor open...?"*
Me: **Opens secret hatch and grabs holy water.** NEITHER OF US ARE LEAVING THIS HOUSE WITHOUT AT LEAST THREE BOTTLES OF HOLY WATER. IF WE RUN OUT, THEN WE NEVER LEAVE!
This would actually be me if a demonic creature attacked and came into my house.
So true
Billie Cipher IM GONNA S C R E A M
Agreed
"Why is the Back door open?"
me:PACK YOUR BAGS WERE LEAVING!!!!!
Boi that is me too when i see a demon in the house
"Baabby~, did you eat all of the popcorn?! By yourself?!"
Me: no...maybe...*shoves popcorn into mouth* yes. Yes i did.
Hahaha sameXD
MoonList
And I’m not sorry
M O O D
*I feel no remorse about this*
Cardlin: "Me? Acting strange?"
Me: "hE's AcTiNg StRaAaNgEe"
If you get the reference you're the best in this unholy world.
Yandere simulator
Taro says that
Bravo
i agree with your user (its says gay is yay just incase they try making me look like a bad person W/ something offensive)
Yess! Queen and or king!!!
“Um baby why is the back door open”🤨
Me: did you come in at the back🤨
“No”😕
Me: that’s it we’re burning this place down 😨
I’ll get the matches
IM GRABBING THE COOKIES!!
I got the gas. Let's do this shit.
DONT FORGET THE HOLY WATER I GOT THAT!!
I GOT THE DIET COKE AND THE CAT. LETS BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND
The whining was SO realistic xD I squealed in delight
Edit: Did anyone notice the image change when he switched into yandere mode? I thought I was seeing things...
Misha for a second i thought I was seeing things too XD the pic changed when I wasnt looking and I got creeped out rip
*screams* IT CHANGE UNTIL I READ THIS COMMENT!!!!
I was waiting for it to change but it didn't then I read this comment and I looked up and literally almost peed myself
wait what changed
oh wait nvm
Was absolutely, legitimately scared for Cardlin when he came back. I started panicking like: "OHMYGOD OHMYGOD PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM OHMYLORD-"
I knew something was up!
"I have my keys"
Few seconds
"Babe could you unlock the door?"
Nope nope nope nope nope! NOPE!
🏃♀️💨 Boy bye!😖
Right ugh
Thats what i was thinking...how could you not remember picking up the keys, when u just ssid, "i have my keys" boi...
I wasn't paying attention enough to realize he said that! Omgsh I would end up in this situation 😫
Shaina Hernandez I thought u couldn't find them lost them outside lol I probably would of opened up the door 🚪 too
@@nicolepost9292 i guess I've seen too many horror movies haha, I would make a password.
"Baaaaby let me in"
Password!
"Uhhh teddy bears?"
WRONG, NOT TODAY SATAN!
But yeah I will have to play it back again, because i thought he took keys with him. I mean if you want to be realistic he could have definitely lost them. 🤷♀️
*Listens to the audio*
Me: Okay, time to prevent nightmares. *grabs the nearest bottle of wine and guzzles it down*
‼️ *Incubus warning! Incubus warning!* ‼️
IF THATS THE CASE TAKE ME NOW!!!
*_HELL FUCKIN YEAH_*
My body is ready
A incu-WHAT?!?!? what's a incubus?
HELLL YEAHHHHH
I should have kept the door closed! I should have kept the door closed! I should have kept the door closed! I should have kept the door closed! I should have kept the door closed!!!!!!
We need an adult
But where adult
Same
Me: *reads the title* Don’t Open The Door...
My mind: *goes straight to my favorite SNARLED video* Oh crap it is going to get strange... really quick.
OMG I LOVE SNARLED!!!
I love *SNARLED*
OMG YES. I LOVE SNARLED
Wanna hear something scary? I thought the same thing 😂
SNARLED YESSS!!
I love it when he says "Baaabby". 😍
Wicked Amoeba not the demon one hahaha fck that 😂
I would let that demon eat me for sure
Me midway through the video:
I NEED AN ADULT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
LMAO ME RN
SAME!!!!!!!
Get me an adult 😂
LMFAO
I HAVE SEEN ABOUT TEN HORROR FILMS AND NOW I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE
Him: "don't open the door"
Me: you love me right?
*Love is an open door* !!
Sorry I had too
I love you for this😌
I love you omg
it’s October... you know what that means...
*SPOOKY AUDIOS* 😍
I SPOT A NIGHT SHINE I SPOT A NIGHT SHINE
sorry I love your asmrs to much
Yess🎉🎃
NightShine ASMR Best audios everrrrr -3-
Ayyyye. Fancy seeing you here Nightshine. 👍😂
YASSSSSSSS
*cardlin:* "Me acting strange..."
*me:* "Yea you do...Cardlin doesn't act like Space Prince from Monster Prom."
I don't know why I said this out loud
lowkey though
But it's true tho
Why is the back door open
Me : one sec let me just grab my shoes
And my clothes
And my wallet
And my passport
Don’t mind me I’m just cleansing myself with some holy water real quick
Let me just put a dab on you
Ok now say goodbye to the house babe where never coming back
Omg yes!
بس اااتتووو
بس م
"Did you eat all the popcorn?"
*shoves the last of it in my mouth* Yff
IM WORKING ON A PROJECT DUE WEDNESDAY AND ITS HUGE BUT I WILL ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR THIS
"Did you eat all of the popcorn? By yourself?!"
*mouth full of popcorn and crumbs on face* you can't prove a thing.
C: "Baby Did you eat all the popcorn?!"
Me: "Yes"
C: "By yourself?!"
Me: "I have not regrets >.>"
"Is there anything you wanted before I go"?
"YASSSS, I WANT KIT KATS"
"Got it mini Snickers bars"!
...."I...I said..Nevermind 😑"
I wanted peach rings
DIET COKE
I LIKE TWIXXX
Chim Chim I said the same thing!!
I wanted gummy bears
Cardlin: "Um... baby.... why is the back door open?"
Me: "......um....... Any chance you forgot to shut the back door before you left?"
Cardlin: ".....Nnnn-no. I could've sworn I *locked* it."
Me: "Welp Cardy-Bear, grab your holy water, I'll grab my crosses. We about to perform an exorcism here!!"
Cardlin without glasses? HE CAN'T SEE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES(if you get this movie reference i'll you a cookie)
abby marion how DARE YOU!!!
abby marion The can’t see without the glasses is Velma from scooby doo?
I get it
@@sambarnes2675 no
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭
Did he just say soft flesh (creepy) when you hear that you need to run run run the hell out of there
I was listening, and when he licked my skin I scrunched up and my neck was nonexistent and I had probs 3 chins 😂👏👏
Fucking same man 😂😂😂
Omfg same!!!!
Why are you so fucking me??? I already love you. 🤣
Lol I did the same thing
Jesus Christ, why are you here
7:32 "You like it when he calls you baby, right?"
Yes! When *HE* calls me baby!
you:baaaaaaaaaaaby, you know i would of want some!
me: *has a bunch of popcorn in my mouth*...SoRrY i DidN't MeAn ToO oOpS
kim taetae
Me: GET YOUR FUCKING OWN
It's POPCORN!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL OF THE AMOUNT OF POPCORN I EAT!!
Ahhhh!! He said not to open!! Even if it was him don't you think he'd use his keys!? He left with keys to drive to get more popcorn!! Ahhhhh! I was dying inside!!
the evil laughter is AMAZING it gives me chills
*checks comments for jump scares before watching*
Sammmmeee
This was really good, loved how this one turned out. Oh I can not wait for more horror and scary audios
I fricking live alone and now I know won't get any sleep now.....
But I do love the horror audios
Me: watching memes
Phone: Nodifaction pops up
Me: ohhh whats this
After finishing the video
Me:Why is this not trending on TH-cam yet?
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU EVIL CARDLIN! *GRABS HOLY WATER*
Him: Why’s the back door open?
Me: GUESS IM GONNA FCKING DIE. 🤷🏻♀️
“Forgot he wears glasses...”
Me: (thinking) he?
“I almost forgotten how beautiful you are...”
Me: (thinking) what? Is this Darclin ??? IS THIS DUDE BACK TO HAUNT ME ?!!
After some time
Me: not exactly him but dude GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Love the video tho❤️❤️❤️
*I M F R I G H T E N E D*
“And your soft flesh tastes so good”
Me: * running out the door * *NOPE NO ONE SAYS FLESH IN A NORMAL CONVERSATION IM SLEEPING AT MY BFF’S HOUSE*
The picture's expression changed
*Checks. Sceeeches* Oh holy heck it did I didn't notice that.
I'm being a bit dramatic but whatever!
Which is spooky
When does the picture change?
frick it happened when i looked
AND THAT'S ANOTHER DIGITY DARN NOPE
Ok the first time I heard the door nock all the alarms went off in my head saying do not open the door, find a weapon, run, hide and don't die.
Lol yeah at 6:48
“Uhh baby, why is the back door open?”
“Oh yes, the gardener came in for some tea..”
*The weird things start happening*
Me: *automatically hides under the bed* HAHAHA- I’M TOTALLY GONNA BE DEAD SOON-
"Oh sweet Lucifer" is my new favorite phrase of the month. Btw, loved the audio!!!
Yayyyyy! It is officially Halloween! Halloween! And always starting off with a yandere video! Yayyyy!!!!
I am ready to trick or treat cause you are never to old to trick or treat
sPooKy
WE HAD ONE JOBBBBBBBB
"forgot he wears glasses"
NoPe nOpE NO0PE NOOOOOPPPPPEEEEEEEE BYYYEEEEEEE
"I'm not acting strange"
Why can't we ever listen just this once
"I have my keys."
"Babe, can you unlock the door?"
Me: I thought you boys said you had your keys? Got your dumb self locked outside didn't you?
Also me: Wait....isnt it halloween? *slowly creeps upstairs and gets into a circle of salt with holy water.* LEAVE ME ALONE!
I swear I got chills
8:15 has gotta be one of my favourite lines you have ever said LOL
Him: “You know I would’ve liked some too!”
Me: “Starve.”
“Baaaabyyyyy, did you eat all of the popcorn by yourself”
Me-*smiles evilly*
"Oh yeah i forgot he wears glasses"
The way i froze omfg
I FEEL ATTACKED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN A GOOD WAY???!!?!?!??!?!?
"My cute little sushi roll."
Me: Imma sushi! My roll has been fulfilled, haha I'll stop......but your a cinnamon roll why are you call me sushi!?
Cardlin: You smell so good
*takes a knife from the kitchen* Not. One. Step
EVERYTIME YOU SAY BABY MY HEAD EXPLODES AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AAAAA
6:47 DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT!!!!
Yep like a Cristal clear
I thought i was the only one...
Hear what I'm deaf asf
no
@@gennygen2535 LMAOGDJDHSJHDJSHDJSHSJHDJSHD
it reminded me of the book "Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde" hahaha
*opens door*
Oh man u done did it now
Satan:sup
Me: HELLO FATHER *slaps door*
I love cardlin's voice is awesome. I love all his videos they are just awesome and well made
"Ah come on you let him kiss you in more places then this ."
Me:nope run for the hills run away and never come back leave everything behind!!!!!!😣😣😣😣😓😓😓😓😓🙁🙁🙁😯😯😯😯
The fact that the thumbnail changes a bit when the Demon appears or disappears from Cardlin’s place it’s just sooo smooth and cute at the same time ☺️❤️
Wooow.. This will give me nightmares.
Help..
(SO GOOD CONTENT! LOVE HALLOWEEN ASMR - THAT CAN MAKE YOUR PULSE PUMP)
Trick or treat!
**Gets an Video from Cardlin**
**Runs Home**
**Listens**
About time Cardlin!!!
I’m joking I can’t be mad at you ❤️
"Why is the back door open?"
*GET THE SALT, GET ME MY SAGE, AND THEN WE'RE MOVING BECAUSE HELL NO! NOT TODAY!"
happy spooktober 🎃👻
SPOOK
OH MY GOOODDDD Y'ALL DON'T KNOW, BUT I LEGIT GOT SCARED AND WRAPPED AROUND ME BLANKETTT 😥😥 Good job once again dear Cardlinn ❤❤
Happy October everyone!
The little face change at 6:46 scared the crap outta me!!!! Ahhhh, what a great start to October!
Him:
"Ill just go to the store..."
Me: Take me with you!!!!!
*leaves anyway*
Well shit...this..this isnt good...
*Real CardyBear cokes back after chaos*
"Why don't you come to the store with me"
#OhSweetLucifer... what the hell???
Him: "Don't open the door!"
Me, who's father has drilled into my head that opening doors when alone and at night is not a good Idea* "TAKE YOUR KEEEEYYYYS"
Him: "got my keys." *Leaves*
Whomever-tf *Knocks*
Me: MMMMCHACHANOPE YOU HAVE YOUR KEYS BOII
HOOO-LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE . . .
I was NOT ready!
Subtle, but beautifully played and really, really well written.
I luuuuuuuuuuuurve this time of year!
I should not have watched this before going to sleep. I should not have watched this before going to sleep. I should not have watched this before going to sleep
neptune great now I’m worried that I’m not gonna get any sleep
Its 12am rn and im thinking this
Yup same definitely well time to watch cute cat videos 😂😂😂
"Appreciating your earthly form is strange"
Ahhh yes?bish
“My keys what would I need keys for...?”
Me: ....
“I forgot he wears glasses..”
Me: OH HELL NO
*PICTURE CHANGES*
OH HELL NO WHY TF DIDNT I LEAVE!
Him: Why is the back door open..?
Me: *runs downstairs to make sure all doors are locked.
Another great start to October! And I guess it is tradition now to start October off with a cannibal audio. I thought I told you guys last year to not feed the bears!
WOAHHH SHIT THE BED.
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE 😂❤