【ENG Subs】Akai Haato's Experience in Philippine School【Hololive】

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  • @stray_cat87
    @stray_cat87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3527

    "The school had barbed wires"
    Pinoy students: that's a parkour obstacle

    • @gwyneallen1734
      @gwyneallen1734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      U need to keep up, improve your vision, and the most important Run fast as u can

    • @BleachDispenser
      @BleachDispenser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I just use "rope like material to create some gap so we can go across it.

    • @BleachDispenser
      @BleachDispenser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I just use "rope like material to create some gap so we can go across it.

    • @evandle5076
      @evandle5076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Or just use deception like me when i tricked the gate gard that i was just buying something in the 7 11 that is pretty close to the school but little did he know i rode a jeep and went home.
      ~JAIL BRAKE SUCCESSFUL~

    • @stray_cat87
      @stray_cat87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@evandle5076
      Cutting classes speedrun go brrr

  • @justamanthatlikestosimpatv1383
    @justamanthatlikestosimpatv1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2712

    Somebody: "Tells something bad about the Philippines"
    Filipinos: I agree.

    • @PadoruAlwaysComeBack
      @PadoruAlwaysComeBack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      It's true though...

    • @Sg-jn2bl
      @Sg-jn2bl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Even in private schools, we face the same problems

    • @r3ll282
      @r3ll282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@Sg-jn2bl overpriced foods and expensive tuition and they cant be bothered to sell good food and just sell stone cold leftovers

    • @daki8131
      @daki8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@r3ll282 hey once you get into private school they atleast warm up the Shitty food

    • @r3ll282
      @r3ll282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@daki8131 im in private school and they still run like shitty public school, the tuition is expensive as fuck but most of the money goes to the pockets of the school directress and the catholic organization so yeah fuck this school the only redeeming feature it has is good teacher and good facility that you would never use

  • @inusara9306
    @inusara9306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    "the school is like a prison"
    Filipinos: *"Always has been"*

    • @JDVJ_1
      @JDVJ_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      WAIT IT'S A PRISON ALL ALONG!!?
      Filipinos:Always had been

    • @bigidlagger7589
      @bigidlagger7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Im a filipino but I never thought of it like that

    • @JDVJ_1
      @JDVJ_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bigidlagger7589 Yeah me to i view it like a meme sometimes its funny but sometimes its dark

    • @bigidlagger7589
      @bigidlagger7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@JDVJ_1 I actually thought schools in other countries were way stricter.

    • @bigidlagger7589
      @bigidlagger7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@JDVJ_1 but that changed my way of thinking when I watched this.

  • @carlomaster1o596
    @carlomaster1o596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1749

    Someone disses a country
    That country's people: NOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU
    Someone disses Philippines
    Filipinos: Yes its true

    • @kagetoki6453
      @kagetoki6453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Accurate. No other words to describe this comment.

    • @ラファエル-q3b
      @ラファエル-q3b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      well how can you deny such true thing

    • @lappland_6162
      @lappland_6162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ラファエル-q3b Yeah its so true can't argue with that

    • @LexNoxus
      @LexNoxus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      because our country is Trash and Everyone of us knows its true.

    • @Korbanazuyo
      @Korbanazuyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is a good country if you don't look past natives being very nice and polite

  • @beans8164
    @beans8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4761

    For anyone who doesn't know, the name of the school that Haachama was attending is called *Muntinlupa New Bilibid City Jai-* i mean *School*

    • @ronde_ru
      @ronde_ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      LOL 😂😂😂

    • @Verl0_lily
      @Verl0_lily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      Whens the break time there
      Does the SCHOOL look good?

    • @prinnyhayate5517
      @prinnyhayate5517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      It is a very HIGH PROFILE school bilibid me xD

    • @jpablo-sy8rl
      @jpablo-sy8rl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Dafaq brooo HAHAHAA 😂

    • @kurtdemesa3388
      @kurtdemesa3388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wwwwwww

  • @thyzakun7076
    @thyzakun7076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    Haato talking about the tall gate which look like prison:
    Philippine students: wait, they aren't normal?

    • @notfutomomo3424
      @notfutomomo3424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Parkour is a common skill
      If you want some good food outside.
      Also a lookout for the guards
      And blind spots to climb out from

    • @E2-K
      @E2-K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      It is Wall Rose Actually

    • @veenzbjorn8284
      @veenzbjorn8284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea true XD

    • @codenameaki6614
      @codenameaki6614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      wait schools aren't suppose to be a prison just to study?

    • @stevenclarkremando8550
      @stevenclarkremando8550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah no shit i also though it was common on other countries

  • @pingu6338
    @pingu6338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2244

    I'm from Philippines and I can confirm that the flies here can get big enough to lift your fried chicken.

    • @ryuuminami22
      @ryuuminami22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      bruh why is this so funny

    • @joshhca6403
      @joshhca6403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@ryuuminami22 because it's a fact that it's funny

    • @yasakiyuuki
      @yasakiyuuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Is it true????? 🤤🤤🤤🤤

    • @ryuuminami22
      @ryuuminami22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@yasakiyuuki Yeah haha, its a different type of fly to be specific. They're sometimes as long as half a pinky and color grey with black stripes and red eyes.

    • @yasakiyuuki
      @yasakiyuuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ryuuminami22, how you guys could survive with those flies swarming around the food with that big? 😰😰😰😰😰

  • @emmonsale713
    @emmonsale713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Foreigners: Phillipine schools are like a prison with tall gates and barbed wires.
    Filipinos: This is home

    • @Swellowing
      @Swellowing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not relatable to me but ok

    • @53n47
      @53n47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      not relatable for me too, it felt like hell

    • @cutieoui7772
      @cutieoui7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I like the philippine school, but i dont like to study

    • @RX0_GundamUnicorn
      @RX0_GundamUnicorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My classmates: ahh yes another parkour course

    • @unsettlingriyuki6572
      @unsettlingriyuki6572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, Nut really Relatable, Cuz for me, I'm Currently in a Private school and it still feels like it's a Public School, No Computer Lab, No Library, No Science Room, Bruh, it's just Classrooms, Bathrooms Canteen and a Damn Tree at the Back

  • @microsoul669
    @microsoul669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    Her father wanted her to toughen up, little did he know what he would create

    • @glen-k.2k5
      @glen-k.2k5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Now the result has come back to haunt him in the worst way imaginable.

    • @AGENTBVOCALOId
      @AGENTBVOCALOId 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Idk i think her dad is pinoy lol

    • @bjap1563
      @bjap1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AGENTBVOCALOId Wag sana mag dilang anghel kundi......🤪🤪🤪🤪

    • @AshenChedツ
      @AshenChedツ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@AGENTBVOCALOId Oh no, You are in verge of creating a FILIPINO PRIDE.

    • @kawaiipotatoes7888
      @kawaiipotatoes7888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      so Hachama would be hololive ph 0 lol

  • @LimSiege
    @LimSiege 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    So my country may have caused Hachaama...
    Yeah, that checks out...

    • @justacatwithasadface2692
      @justacatwithasadface2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      That probably speaks a lot more about the general mental strength of Filipinos to reject the "Haachama force" your country generates lol

    • @LimSiege
      @LimSiege 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      @@justacatwithasadface2692 Thats our secret.
      We are always HAACHAMA.

    • @nyannyan443
      @nyannyan443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@LimSiege I laughed at this harder than I thought I would..😂

    • @akazusen1462
      @akazusen1462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LimSiege oh god haha

    • @KaoruAmaru
      @KaoruAmaru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yep same thought here

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    "The bread alone was delicious" spoken like a true inmate lmao

    • @kaneanunciacion9444
      @kaneanunciacion9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL

    • @Rieras
      @Rieras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      tbf, bread is quite delicious xD
      and cheap aswell

    • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
      @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@Rieras it was probably ensaimada or something lol

    • @MistSGM
      @MistSGM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED or pandesal

    • @bigidlagger7589
      @bigidlagger7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@MistSGM nah its definitely ensaimada cuz pandesal only gets sold in bakeries

  • @qinsan1282
    @qinsan1282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Haachama: “Sorry if the topic makes you feel bad”
    Filipinos: “no no no, we understand”

    • @rongalarpe5872
      @rongalarpe5872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      'di namin kinakahiya kase yun na talaga hahahahahaha

    • @rongalarpe5872
      @rongalarpe5872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      to be honest im feeding the flies in my school ;-;

    • @qinsan1282
      @qinsan1282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rongalarpe5872 I see no problem in that

    • @RX0_GundamUnicorn
      @RX0_GundamUnicorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wala kami problema jan

    • @iemgei7309
      @iemgei7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbh kinda true everything she said

  • @Mecky655
    @Mecky655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    As a Proud Filipino... Yes... Skipping classes means "Jail Break"

    • @ellietomiko5405
      @ellietomiko5405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More like Cutting

    • @dothedrew1003
      @dothedrew1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tara cutting HAHAHAHA

    • @JDVJ_1
      @JDVJ_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruh i haven't cut classes even once

    • @rowellsumookjr.828
      @rowellsumookjr.828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's not jail break if no one saw you #intelekt

    • @lappland_6162
      @lappland_6162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cutting classes pa more(≧▽≦)

  • @keimakatsuragi1705
    @keimakatsuragi1705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    the rest of the world, "oh I,ll just skip school", the Philippines " skipping school is prison break.

    • @evandle5076
      @evandle5076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Agree haahahaha

    • @crumpY-k1s
      @crumpY-k1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      One time i slipped out when it was dismisal for kindergardeners there was a lot of parents and just slipped through..
      But returned i got no money,
      Cant go home
      And i was pretty bored outside so i just came back and act like i was late

    • @crisgeraldperez7
      @crisgeraldperez7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Overseas: *Skipping school and getting away with it*
      Philippines: "This is Snake. Colonel, can you hear me?"

    • @banned0404
      @banned0404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think, most of East Asians school is like prison though... *cries in highschool

    • @-drey-202
      @-drey-202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wait... that wasn't normal?

  • @synthesis5615
    @synthesis5615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    "It's really horrible"
    "It's like a prison"
    Yeahh it actually is lmao

    • @pumpkinwarrior
      @pumpkinwarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      well my school in highschool is like that and when I went to senior high, my school has a gate pass but there is no gate.

    • @akira9195
      @akira9195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@pumpkinwarrior wtf

    • @pumpkinwarrior
      @pumpkinwarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@akira9195 there were times going out is really banned so others escaped through the plains at the back of the building

    • @kyle185XD
      @kyle185XD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      as a pinoy i can confirm this

    • @iexplainjokesforaliving.5415
      @iexplainjokesforaliving.5415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Couldn't agree more.

  • @jetbroplays719
    @jetbroplays719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Foreigners: is that a prison?
    Me: no that's a school.
    Foreigners: is that a village?
    Me: no that's an actual prison
    Foreigner: where are the walls?
    Me: walls?

    • @skylarbanting5209
      @skylarbanting5209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Prisoners: walls?

    • @cervantes5811
      @cervantes5811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      When the school has better security than jails:

    • @kyleangelocastro9460
      @kyleangelocastro9460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@cervantes5811 education or death

    • @darkplay5202
      @darkplay5202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@kyleangelocastro9460
      College - Why not both?

    • @TimmyTheTimeTraveler
      @TimmyTheTimeTraveler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@skylarbanting5209 the prisoners ARE the walls

  • @lexander4435
    @lexander4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    So this is where she unlocked Food Poisoning Resistance Lvl: Max

    • @matsu4010
      @matsu4010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Max? Nahh she surpassed the limit

    • @fellowhooman1160
      @fellowhooman1160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bee sized Flies.

    • @erofi1456
      @erofi1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i see

    • @humorous7326
      @humorous7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got that reference

    • @aniusers
      @aniusers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She was trained in our facilities and emerged resistant to all dangers.

  • @justarandomweeb3220
    @justarandomweeb3220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    I guess Philippines made haachama and Australia made haachama stronger. So strong that she killed akai haato

    • @beidouuser8017
      @beidouuser8017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We are all HAACHAMA CHAMA here

    • @BleachDispenser
      @BleachDispenser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      pa-warranty ako kay haato, nasira na kasi boss

    • @BleachDispenser
      @BleachDispenser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Charger kunhaato akai is being defected and become hachaama, guess we can't return it since the warranty is expired year ago.
      anyway, it still better.. HACHAMA-CHAMAAAAA!!!

    • @pauloazuela8488
      @pauloazuela8488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened again to Haachama in Australia

    • @imdumbsorry4397
      @imdumbsorry4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Akai Haato Is Not Dead....
      She's Just Sealed In Her Own Body...

  • @thrashyart4369
    @thrashyart4369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1973

    I just realized how tough it is to be a middle school student here in the Philippines I remember I have to scale a 10ft wall and run from the guards just to skip classes to play video games.

    • @rendellvalles6749
      @rendellvalles6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      True, well that's mostly applicable to private schools. We had lower walls at my public school.

    • @funyannyan1414
      @funyannyan1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Ahhh yes. Your Middleschool Life isn't complete without cutting class.
      I am always a Classroom President since elementary. But there was this one time on my 7th grade, that we had an unbearable teacher and even I cut classes. I ask our Class deliquents where to escape as all of us boys escpae the school one by one on a Big hole from that walls of our school. (It was an old school soo yeah the walls are useless basically)
      It was like a prison escape. And when we escaped, we run as fast as we could into the nearest Computer shop and blend in like nothing happened. And Play CS extreme or Dota. Good times.

    • @Renzu-ZG
      @Renzu-ZG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Ah, a fellow wall comrade.

    • @Shuriver
      @Shuriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      And thats the reason we have barbed wire walls😂😂😂

    • @Shuriver
      @Shuriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ehh you guys are lucky... I've grown up in a private school

  • @Zoapman
    @Zoapman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "Weird Japanase girl eating nissin cup noodles with a toothbrush"
    Other student(s): Pota?

    • @EnTiDDies
      @EnTiDDies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hmmm

    • @aldusty3959
      @aldusty3959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The other students: What in the name of tangina did I just witness

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aldusty3959 you made me laugh.

    • @prince-qt9kz
      @prince-qt9kz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HAHAHAHAHA POTA napatawa moko

    • @nightmare1939
      @nightmare1939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol pota!

  • @jarelrequillo6017
    @jarelrequillo6017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Watching this made me realize what i havent realized for 15 years of studying in the philippines... this IS a prison huh

    • @porsche-sandoesnotundersta8184
      @porsche-sandoesnotundersta8184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Gotta Agree but Prison's are pretty boring unlike school's

    • @RiderGeats
      @RiderGeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's always crowded when you buy something.

    • @yukito282
      @yukito282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@RiderGeats i remember
      I was always pushing(not that hard) just to buy something cuz if you act like a diciplined student youll never get your food

    • @黒神舞桜
      @黒神舞桜 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We just simply don't know any other models of school that's why we take it as standard when in truth, our schools are modeled after prisons more than educational facilities. And they wonder why the average Filipino student underperform.

    • @Mortifer29
      @Mortifer29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @あんさつのしょーぐんAssassin Shogun for me, college was the true prison. If you look up UST AMV HALLWAYS you can find a picture of our hallways which is very similar to mental asylum hallway pictures. Lol

  • @Jetleckyboi
    @Jetleckyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2230

    Wait, you guys don't have a stone wall with barbed wires on top of your schools? lol

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      Gotta prevent people from cutting classes and going home!

    • @Alex-vv59t
      @Alex-vv59t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Bruh no thats a prison though some people from my school actually ditched school right through the fucking front gate during brake time Lmao

    • @stray_demon
      @stray_demon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah lol

    • @Jetleckyboi
      @Jetleckyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      @@Alex-vv59t Bro you wouldn't believe what the students back in my school would do to cut classes, one time my classmates built bamboo stilts to climb over the barbed wall, the other time they have to climb and jumped over a series of trees to get over the walls its nuts, and they do all this so they can play Dota on an internet cafe near the school lol

    • @Alex-vv59t
      @Alex-vv59t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@Jetleckyboi there was a kid that would do whatever the hell he wanted proper scumbag back in a old school he would legit smash classroom doors and try to leave school when he felt like it teachers had to hold the door close becuase fella was crazy lol i moved school cause the school was really shitty i wonder what happened to him would not be surprised of he is in prison already his mother was crazy too so idk lol
      That and some people would ask me to look out for teachers while they snuck out of school yeah memorable times lmao
      Also bamboo stilts? Damn lol

  • @vonney7613
    @vonney7613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Filipinos be eating food that touched the floor and just say "ehh, 5 minutes haven't passed yet. This is still edible."

    • @fv8399
      @fv8399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      We just built different 💪🏽😤

    • @theeliteproxy4999
      @theeliteproxy4999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I keep mine at a 5 second rule, 10 seconds tops. 5 minutes is too much.

    • @matsu4010
      @matsu4010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      My spoon: *drops to a filthy water puddle*
      Me: Eh, just wipe it

    • @deedatbogabong7415
      @deedatbogabong7415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@matsu4010 and clean it

    • @lenuziciro2292
      @lenuziciro2292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      "My taho fell on the ground"
      Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

  • @alphraea4900
    @alphraea4900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "why do the insects so large?" lol bruh it's either we torture or nurture them

    • @theegod2141
      @theegod2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Both

    • @cringeaholic4082
      @cringeaholic4082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Feed them so much, they'll explode

    • @thewall4069
      @thewall4069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I know at least 6 people who have put spiders in a match box and brought them to school.

    • @owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820
      @owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thewall4069 i thing every sigle public school in the philipines carries spiders in containers to make them figth

    • @poke6983
      @poke6983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thewall4069 i remember that, i used to carry a giant widow spider and we used to fight them on long sticks

  • @KiyoshiroClips
    @KiyoshiroClips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Idk man, even with those walls, as long as the guards are our homies we can cut classes lmao

    • @thychosenone4322
      @thychosenone4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yo nice pfp

    • @jemerson12345
      @jemerson12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yep. just befriend the guards and even yoy can ba late or skip classes

    • @kapeecoffee
      @kapeecoffee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Just level up the guard relation ship tree to friendship to get the available perks

    • @deo2727
      @deo2727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But our guard, if you are a girl you can go outside but boys......…

    • @bigidlagger7589
      @bigidlagger7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well thats a fact right there

  • @Natsuke1104
    @Natsuke1104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Haachama talking to her 18y/o friend: "One day, we'll be able to explore the world beyond the walls! I promise!!!"

    • @dccxxvii_
      @dccxxvii_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Godammit that reference

    • @inespineda8400
      @inespineda8400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh god PH PUBLIC SCHOOLS IS AOT S1 TO S3

    • @vichankco2648
      @vichankco2648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      3rd grader me saying to my friend we gonna cut classes

    • @miloshake2967
      @miloshake2967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@inespineda8400 Wait I thought Private Schools is more Aot than Public schools. Oh well

    • @whoiskizuki.
      @whoiskizuki. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god

  • @lonelydriveritsuki8041
    @lonelydriveritsuki8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    imagine the lucky bastards that get to be haachama's classmates.

    • @aniusers
      @aniusers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      prisonmates* lmao
      I wonder if any of them knew... ahhh, how lucky.

    • @itsjust_ken2942
      @itsjust_ken2942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@aniusers no one knew cause this was all before her career..

    • @joaquincossid2677
      @joaquincossid2677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...

    • @yuujiich6081
      @yuujiich6081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I was thinking... Like ugghhhh

    • @hahahaha6767
      @hahahaha6767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao true af

  • @sird135
    @sird135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    "No Berlin-like wall can stop me from skipping school to play DotA 6.68" - i used to think.

    • @carlojamesmillano7626
      @carlojamesmillano7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @LEC1857-6inFinalsGotReverseSwe
      @LEC1857-6inFinalsGotReverseSwe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tangina nostalgia ahahah

    • @sird135
      @sird135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @me when i got to senior highschool, they made me play outlast (since i'm the only one who has courage) on laptop and they used HDMI so that eveyone in the class can see on the LCD above the whiteboard.
      At that moment, i felt like a streamer.

    • @sird135
      @sird135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LEC1857-6inFinalsGotReverseSwe best move ko noon, courier with energy booster + dagon + guinsoo.

    • @rovidelarosa
      @rovidelarosa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha Dota. Nung highschool ako Counterstrike 1.3 palang ang nauuso. Dun palang unang nagsulputan yung mga computer shops. Hindi ako tumatalon sa pader pero sinasalisihan ko yung gwardya. Pero pag nakita ako nun sinusumbong ako sa tatay ko nyahaha!

  • @kawaiipotatoes7888
    @kawaiipotatoes7888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    So it's confirmed that Hachaama is rich. Her description is 100% an international school.

    • @nicodalusong149
      @nicodalusong149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Probably not that rich. Her description doesn't match any school I've been to. She probably got enrolled in a lower end private school. Higher end schools even in the 90s had better everything than what she mentioned.
      Could also have been purposely chosen by her dad too.

    • @VaanNeiiru
      @VaanNeiiru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@nicodalusong149 prolly still an international school. Daheck can Hachaama communicate with anyone if she was enrolled in a lower class private school. She is only good at Japanese and prolly got better at english during her australia days

    • @jasperreyes5174
      @jasperreyes5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@nicodalusong149 There are some International Schools here in the Philippines where Foreign Dignitaries/ Diplomats can send their kids to... Her description fits those places...

    • @nicodalusong149
      @nicodalusong149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jasperreyes5174 Yeah, I would know. I studied in one of those places.

    • @Mogumog_xixixi
      @Mogumog_xixixi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Isn't her dad just sent her away because he knows her potential in cooking.. yes, haachama cooking.. dad won't eat those..

  • @flowe1077
    @flowe1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    That school has gotta be very great if the restroom doesn't smell like pee every 10 seconds

    • @jirouhanz2
      @jirouhanz2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Mine used to smell like bleach, period blood, and detergent.

    • @kagetoki6453
      @kagetoki6453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And that's one reason why I wait it out until school ends instead of going to the bathroom

    • @Astrocraft87
      @Astrocraft87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kagetoki6453 SAME

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Honestly those aren't bathrooms... They're private smoking lounges.

    • @Cat-sv3yk
      @Cat-sv3yk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jirouhanz2 we were lucky enough if it smells like bleach its was like a blessing if it was clean and reeks of cleaning products in the bathroom

  • @kalbomonster
    @kalbomonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    "it will toughen you up"
    ah yes going to school in ph is like playing the tutorial before going to prison (also to train you once you end up in hell)

    • @kaylakaterinazosa3729
      @kaylakaterinazosa3729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Living in the Philippines is basically hell so yeah. School tutorial before the real thing

    • @TheDifferenced
      @TheDifferenced 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Beating the college mode in expert would be easy if you have the "Ultimate Analyst" skill. Dangerous but very powerful. Only a few could acquire at such a powerful skill. Unfortunately, you'll need to endure alot of child trauma and pain before acquiring this specific skill. Once learnt, it'll be useful after graduation. Finding a job has never been easier!

    • @Dewdimpple
      @Dewdimpple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheDifferenced I'm in college and I haven't learned this skill yet

    • @TheDifferenced
      @TheDifferenced 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dewdimpple It is a very rare skill indeed. But very attainable if you have a very bad childhood and endured alot of pain from your surroundings by experience. It gives you this edge of "self awareness", from knowing what is actually right from wrong. Many adults claim that they know what is really right and rightfully wrong. But that wasn't the case. If it does, middle class shouldn't be existing right now.
      Anyway, you will understand this once you're in your late 40's if you still haven't acquired the Ultimate Analyst. Getting it younger will give you the edge though.

    • @viyagoora9761
      @viyagoora9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess considering that the tutorial stage on college will have more variety it will give you more time to acquire several hidden skills before real life hits

  • @-drey-202
    @-drey-202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "the school had barbed wires"
    PH students: oh that?... yeah thats not enough to stop us from going to net cafes

    • @matsu4010
      @matsu4010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Spikes? Barbed wires? Deep canals on the other side of the wall? Ha! Those aren't gonna stop me from eating good food

    • @fafathought7506
      @fafathought7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@matsu4010 deep canals are escape routes though

    • @matsu4010
      @matsu4010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@fafathought7506 What in tarnation have you guys been doing to keep this secret technique hidden from many students

    • @riykin
      @riykin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      League of Legends is basically a drug here man

    • @matsu4010
      @matsu4010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@riykin until a certain mobile game got released and destroyed the gaming community here, don't get me wrong the gaming community was already messed up XD, but "those gamers" made everything worse

  • @lackofmotivation9810
    @lackofmotivation9810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Wait so y’all telling me that barbed wires on tall walls weren’t normal?

    • @justsomerandomcatintheinte9838
      @justsomerandomcatintheinte9838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Bruh this is the first time i knew barbed wires on our wall aren't normal

    • @kaneanunciacion9444
      @kaneanunciacion9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@justsomerandomcatintheinte9838 same LMFAO how TF I just figured out only now?!?!

    • @hananjairusdanlag172
      @hananjairusdanlag172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well ours isn't barbed wires instead it's broken glass

    • @themilkman993
      @themilkman993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not at my school, but I do remember there being broken glass embedded into wall around my subdivision

    • @poke6983
      @poke6983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@themilkman993 pffft my god damn school has BOTH AND A GUARD THAT CARRY 3 BATON PASS

  • @Y.N.R.
    @Y.N.R. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    as a filipino instead laughing at her experience here
    i feel sorry about her but i understand how miserable to live specially for the likes of her

    • @ousamadearudesuwa
      @ousamadearudesuwa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      If you're not Cebuano, you might feel pity. Since literally the schools within the City have probably the worst type of experience most students endure and laugh about once they enter Colleges(which has a little bit better experience than highschools).

    • @Riflez308
      @Riflez308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Idk but i feel like it wasnt a private school or she was in a dorm that is handled by the school. Ive been to one and the food in the cafeteria is garbage.

    • @geoffrey6984
      @geoffrey6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk but here in C.A.R it's all good. Cold weather and stuff, less crime rtc

    • @samplayzhd1255
      @samplayzhd1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why i don't eat cafeteria foods. They suck and prefer skipping lunch. The flies also ruined the food so yeah..

    • @Riflez308
      @Riflez308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samplayzhd1255true. I was 10 at that time when i went to that dorm and I skipped lunch for like the whole school year i became skinny asf

  • @Tenchua917
    @Tenchua917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Yeah we have big ass flies in the Philippines, they are called "Bangaw", they are like the big boss of the small mob flies

    • @izu1972
      @izu1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Mafia flies

    • @cetrix21
      @cetrix21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And loud af

    • @viyagoora9761
      @viyagoora9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Chad flies vs. incel flies

    • @Kromunos
      @Kromunos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Small house flies are lvl. 1 thugs. These boys are lvl. 70 Mafia Bosses

    • @nileredsexperiment834
      @nileredsexperiment834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *taps the top of bangaw*
      These bad boys can gross the hell outta ya.

  • @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
    @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    5:14
    "Steel Cups..."
    Now now, Haachama, picture this in your mind, it's almost sundown and you've just finished playing with friends on the roads, you go home and drink cold water with a steel cup, even before you put the cup on your mouth it already has condensation on the sides... I tell you Cold water on Steel Cups is a gift from the Gods...

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Plus you won't break your cups of it slips.

    • @RX0_GundamUnicorn
      @RX0_GundamUnicorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I prefer steel cups because I have a tendency to get violent

    • @wargodlazer3184
      @wargodlazer3184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Coca Cola in steel scups 👌

    • @thelonelystankmuncher8879
      @thelonelystankmuncher8879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wargodlazer3184
      Mmff a blessing from the cosmic deities themselves

    • @mk_rexx
      @mk_rexx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I still don't prefer the experience of steel cups. I just miss the firm comfortably round lip other cups offer. I also think ice cold drink is overrated so I don't care about the cool the metal cups give.

  • @stray_demon
    @stray_demon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Haachama really is a sweet daughter for considering spending time with her Dad.

    • @justarandomweeb3220
      @justarandomweeb3220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Im sure thats still akai haato. Philippines made haachama and Australia made haachama even more stronger

    • @pain6734
      @pain6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Spending time with her Dad..." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @virusvaccine5338
      @virusvaccine5338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@pain6734 no

    • @nyannyan443
      @nyannyan443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@pain6734 Stop.

    • @glowter22
      @glowter22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@pain6734 Get some help.

  • @reaperherpderp7782
    @reaperherpderp7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    and this is where Haachama developed her iron stomach which she now uses to devour the -abominations- i mean meals she makes on Haachama Cooking

    • @raffimolero64
      @raffimolero64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      we use single dashes on youtube instead of double tildes
      - text -
      remove the spaces and you get
      -text-

    • @reaperherpderp7782
      @reaperherpderp7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@raffimolero64 i see i see... i dont usually use it so lol i r a newb

    • @クラレンス-s1e
      @クラレンス-s1e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      -text-

    • @クラレンス-s1e
      @クラレンス-s1e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see

    • @desk-kun2366
      @desk-kun2366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Philippines unleashed yet another monster.

  • @absoluteterritory4601
    @absoluteterritory4601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Reiner: another wall to destroy.

    • @tacticanimator841
      @tacticanimator841 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i want to destroy youre wall

    • @minooooo3574
      @minooooo3574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @baronprocrastination1722
      @baronprocrastination1722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you have dozens of people named Kent too?

    • @raisin8328
      @raisin8328 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bertholt**

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bethold's fist is gonna get screwed by the rusty barbed wires.
      Watch as a titan die by tetanus for the first time unfold.

  • @reighalexiscustodio1760
    @reighalexiscustodio1760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "philippines are known for their mangoes"
    Me:hell yeah.. Even inside our school there are mango trees

    • @kyleangelocastro9460
      @kyleangelocastro9460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought that was normal lmao

    • @shokoitsuka9870
      @shokoitsuka9870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait... it isn't normal?

    • @jamesivanmarionrosete5191
      @jamesivanmarionrosete5191 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO Yeah, my old school had A BUNCH of those trees, I got bonked in the head by a faqing cluster of atleast 5 mangoes on the head, but still, I got free lunch tho hehe

    • @im-yzen.
      @im-yzen. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesivanmarionrosete5191i died

  • @kabaliyero775
    @kabaliyero775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    9:35 Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

    • @hectoresguerra2826
      @hectoresguerra2826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I literally can not stop laughing for five seconds straight just hearing this but yes Improvise. use the things you have now (the toothbrush). Adapt. Get used to having no chopsticks on cup noodles (even tho I've never had cup noodles at school) sometimes. Overcome. Now E A T it with the toothbrush.

    • @ilockdownorientpearl3175
      @ilockdownorientpearl3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ᴅʳᵉᵃᵐ, ᵇᵉˡⁱᵉᵛᵉ, ˢᵘʳᵛⁱᵛᵉ
      ᴀᵐ ⁱ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ

    • @edwardangelotambule6447
      @edwardangelotambule6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This killed me hahaha

    • @BleachDispenser
      @BleachDispenser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait until she learn the "kamayan" style.

    • @theeliteproxy4999
      @theeliteproxy4999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was so confused I was like " A toothbrush? Where is the fork?"

  • @safe4547
    @safe4547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The flies' size are accurate.
    You eat your meal on a hot afternoon and you'll just wonder "huh? I never thought raisins could fly?".

    • @idefkicabti4141
      @idefkicabti4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh

    • @iemgei7309
      @iemgei7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Honey the raisins are flying again"

  • @zulefunel2172
    @zulefunel2172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    The title should be
    The making of Haachama part 1

    • @edanthonydelosreyes6101
      @edanthonydelosreyes6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      U mean hacahmaa bizarre adventure : Philippine highschool arc

    • @retilazaspazmatsm
      @retilazaspazmatsm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Philippine Tendency*

    • @chen_plays4173
      @chen_plays4173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haachamas Bizzare Adventure
      Australia Crusader

  • @rukytsunamy3700
    @rukytsunamy3700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Everyone: wow philippines school was like prison
    Filipinos: wait so we were at the prison all this time

    • @aniusers
      @aniusers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *always has been*

    • @lnmgl4203
      @lnmgl4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      weird my school must have missed the memo since they forgot to build a perimeter wall much less a gate

    • @chunaru7430
      @chunaru7430 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      School was a prison to begin with

    • @53n47
      @53n47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @aldusty3959
      @aldusty3959 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you mean *Our 2nd home* ?

  • @pensmith
    @pensmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    No wonder Haachama finds everything tasty. Freedom sure is tasty.

  • @robertheller4583
    @robertheller4583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    As a Filipino. Growing up the past was fun, kids my age would capture spiders and make them fight to the death

    • @jhunsumawang6287
      @jhunsumawang6287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In my school people still do them ha good times when I was in pre school

    • @cl3av3
      @cl3av3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh! I remember that!

    • @michaelmatter2630
      @michaelmatter2630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, i still remember those times. There was this one time one of my classmates bring a fucking tarantula to school.
      Good times, good times.

    • @JKgyaru6969
      @JKgyaru6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelmatter2630 tarantula? Like the legit big hairy spider? Really?

    • @michaelmatter2630
      @michaelmatter2630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JKgyaru6969 Yes. If i remembered correctly. He put it in a plastic box though for "safety".

  • @frenchiegrey8536
    @frenchiegrey8536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Title: *has philippines
    Peenoise: eyyy what poppin

  • @bvelorianeilzonjeano.9251
    @bvelorianeilzonjeano.9251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "when you forgot your assignment in other countries: Its okay...
    "when you forgot you forgot your assignment in Philippines: I think im gonna die any day now...

    • @Lftarded
      @Lftarded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't worry about that, there's like 3-5 classmates that doesn't have to, so you can join them since everyone in school is basically your friend

    • @bloodhound2751
      @bloodhound2751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Classmate: sorry ma'am i forgot my assignment
      Teacher: i will forget your grade

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Me first few minutes: "yep that sounds about right"
    Me after Hacchama mentioned the lack of plastic plates, utensils, and the piled rice on top of a board: *hold up*

    • @otto7848
      @otto7848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And the f***ng toothbrush!

    • @johnimmaorpeza3581
      @johnimmaorpeza3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@otto7848 I really feel bad for her for eating that noodles cup with her toothbrush.

    • @ethernet_code_zerosubject-7108
      @ethernet_code_zerosubject-7108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hmmm.. That is new to me. I'm Filipino and I never heard of a school like that.

    • @sisterofclementine
      @sisterofclementine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ethernet_code_zerosubject-7108 maybe tbe schools in the past. Haven't heard of a school like that here neither.

    • @cutieoui7772
      @cutieoui7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe OTHER schools do that..
      In my school at mindanao, theres no flies to be found. Only on the outside.

  • @ronelcabilatazan4590
    @ronelcabilatazan4590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "Since this school is strict like a prison"
    "It will toughen you up"
    I see, she went into a Catholic School. No doubts.

    • @frark3117
      @frark3117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      as a person who goes to a catholic school, this is entirely true

    • @tj2407
      @tj2407 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What school did she attend to?

    • @ronelcabilatazan4590
      @ronelcabilatazan4590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@tj2407 No one knows. But expect that almost every school here in the Philippines is the same. Even other luxurious schools offer the same treatment(some of them offer worse) base on my experience.

    • @tj2407
      @tj2407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ronelcabilatazan4590 Philippines is big was she in Manila?

    • @nem3732
      @nem3732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tj2407 probably. It's the capital after all

  • @omegasimp3983
    @omegasimp3983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    This explains a whole lot actually...

  • @veryoriginalname7932
    @veryoriginalname7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Other schools: **has 100ft wall and barbed wires**
    My school: this rusty sheet of metal and chicken wire will do the job

    • @lnmgl4203
      @lnmgl4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My school: wall?

    • @EnTiDDies
      @EnTiDDies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chicken wire?😂😂😂😂

    • @ThePieOfTheUnknown
      @ThePieOfTheUnknown 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lnmgl4203 school?

    • @lnmgl4203
      @lnmgl4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThePieOfTheUnknown it's a relatively new public school in baguio

    • @xirb-4007
      @xirb-4007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lnmgl4203 wait what?
      Damn, time to check city profile.

  • @ONION42
    @ONION42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "Well speaking of meals, it should be delicious and amazing emotional support?"
    *flashbacks to her cooking
    But for real though Haachama is such a unit for adapting to a new place, Philippine life be hitting different...

    • @YuSooKey
      @YuSooKey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She's been in Austrailia for about a year? now. I think she's still stuck there.

    • @masaru7385
      @masaru7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@YuSooKey she already flew back to japan right?

    • @marclenraymagdaraog691
      @marclenraymagdaraog691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@YuSooKey she already graduated there.... and now back at japan

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      considering how tidy japan is, she handled it pretty well and came out on top - although, with some bumps here and there.

  • @eenakulot
    @eenakulot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Wow seeing Haato before she mutated into Haachama feels so unreal.

  • @mark1v2.08
    @mark1v2.08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "There were a ton of flies"
    *This is why we pack our own meals. Only a madman would dare to eat rice meals(or anything that wasn't wrapped in plastic for that matter) at school. Unless of course that school was really nice(and by nice I mean university kind of nice).*

    • @gwyneallen1734
      @gwyneallen1734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why i only buy biscuits, ditching the next class after break to eat so there's onky few peeps in cafeteria

    • @gwyneallen1734
      @gwyneallen1734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only-

    • @grimavengellian8171
      @grimavengellian8171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @JDVJ_1
      @JDVJ_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shi-
      Oh wait there are no classes due to quarantine but frick i always eat rice meals my hs during lunch breaks

    • @shironijima4521
      @shironijima4521 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chips. Or water whatever works

  • @jaredflores4411
    @jaredflores4411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Haachama: "Philippines are known for mangoes"
    Me: "You have activated my inner Western Vizayan form"

  • @yubinator7455
    @yubinator7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Most cafeterias in schools are notoriously bad. Some give 90% rice and 10% dish, some have really bad taste like it taste like sadness. Most of the students go outside of the school premises but most schools don’t allow it. It feels really like a prison but if you ask me. And maybe Haato(not Haachama) was enrolled in a public school.

    • @iAMACUTEBITCH
      @iAMACUTEBITCH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Even some private schools cafeteria is shit, I’ll tell you that. I never had a pork cutlet that tastes like cardboard until I was allowed to buy my own lunch.
      This also reminds of that Japanese girl in our class last year, I’m certain she was not haachama but she was cool, like haachama.

    • @yubinator7455
      @yubinator7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@iAMACUTEBITCH I didn’t specify what kind of school I am taking about as both private and public school cafeterias are the same dog shit meals but the only difference is private schools have gold in its “meals”. Edit : oof, i did specify but my point still stands

    • @iAMACUTEBITCH
      @iAMACUTEBITCH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@yubinator7455 either this is a filipino fact that never changes.

    • @lolo-san8818
      @lolo-san8818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yubinator7455 Guys, sorry to say but I honestly don't understand what you expect of school cafeterias. Like what do you mean by "dog shit meals"? Rice and ulam/s not good enough? I mean Haachama wasn't even complaining about the food, her concern was the stainless plates and the flies. Which added to the feeling of being in prison.

    • @morepower1415
      @morepower1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I remember when i was in highschool in a public school when there's a rumour that our cafeteria reuse those plastic cups from the garbage which is fcking true so i was like "i never felt anything bad of my health since this past 7 months so I'll ignore that".

  • @kyrieespayos2580
    @kyrieespayos2580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "It's really horrible"
    "its like a prison"
    Me and the Boys at BCNHS (Bacolod City National Highschool): *Laughs in jumping over the wall and well made excuses*

    • @uhmmm1336
      @uhmmm1336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao I'm 2 hours away from you

    • @sls12III
      @sls12III 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait, you're like 40 minutes away from our school.

    • @retilazaspazmatsm
      @retilazaspazmatsm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ur like 24 hours away from our school

    • @q_asi5397
      @q_asi5397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Time to scream kyrie espayos until someone turns around

    • @hairglowingkyle4572
      @hairglowingkyle4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time to dox

  • @RijaMo
    @RijaMo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The strongest idol was tempered by the flames of Philippines. Now everything makes sense

  • @xam2715
    @xam2715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "they didn't give me chopsticks along with the cup ramen so I used the *toothbrush* "
    Oh you used the toothbrus-
    *YOU USED THE TOOTHBRUSH!?!*

    • @johnnysins8844
      @johnnysins8844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just drink it like water

  • @joshuapineda8708
    @joshuapineda8708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    as a filipino i can deffo vouch for most of these being true. also imo the flies are more akin to flying medicine tablets.

    • @rtyzxc
      @rtyzxc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And here I was listening to the story like, is this shit even legal?

    • @nyannyan443
      @nyannyan443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Flies toughened up my peripheral and body coordination. Now, when I see flies, I just instictively shoo it away.
      I don't like it when flies land on me tho

    • @silverdededestruction2197
      @silverdededestruction2197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The flies increased my reaction time because of how annoyed I got at them,
      So now I can kill flies more efficiently and not miss as often

    • @jasperreyes5174
      @jasperreyes5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When you can catch flies with your bare hands without even seeing them while eating at cafeterias...

    • @pranktoreap
      @pranktoreap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jasperreyes5174 yea I Accidentally ate one..

  • @Agos735
    @Agos735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    It was really annoying when my school started placing broken glasses on top of the walls. I mean, how else am I supposed to get my Jolly Burger?! This is tyranny I tell you!

  • @nicodalusong149
    @nicodalusong149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    If she was attended school in the 90s to early 2000s then public schools were like that. The barbed wire wasn't to keep students from leaving but to keep thieves and kidnappers from coming in. No comment on the cafeteria food since I always brought my own. There were flies though especially since the widows would always be open and they had screens since the screens had holes.
    On another note, Haachama's dad is something else. "Make friends with someone who is 18 years old" he says. That's wild.

    • @ousamadearudesuwa
      @ousamadearudesuwa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In Cebu, those conditions remained until recently since 2015. especially in the City itself.

    • @killerbait8240
      @killerbait8240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I remember someone from my sister's class was kidnapped becuase our school lack security. And they were g1 while I was g4

    • @nicodalusong149
      @nicodalusong149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@killerbait8240 Yikes! That's horrible. Hopefully that person is alive and well. That's gotta be traumatizing though.

    • @crisdanpadilla3561
      @crisdanpadilla3561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very wild. Make friends with 18 yr old

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Her dad is something else for putting her in this fucking hellhole.

  • @tree5479
    @tree5479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Her: its prison like
    Me: sounds like an everyday school to me, that doesnt stop people to cut class though

    • @jirouhanz2
      @jirouhanz2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We run from the guards everydayy

    • @dark_jpeg4257
      @dark_jpeg4257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've always been convinced that someone accedentaly brought in the prison program I stead of the school program and shit just worked itself out

    • @viyagoora9761
      @viyagoora9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You'll do everything just to be lazy

    • @cl3av3
      @cl3av3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll do anything to not attend class ...

  • @deviathan9330
    @deviathan9330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Haachama: *Gets annoyed by the flies landing on her food*
    Also Haachama: *Puts a fucking tarantula on her food*

    • @jirouhanz2
      @jirouhanz2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Philippines has mutated her to be so fucking insane, she ate a tarantula. I mean, Philippine schoolsmdoes that to ya.

    • @DarkLordz20
      @DarkLordz20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This was before hachaama killed haato, what you see here is haato in her purest form

    • @coolnamesurnameson2525
      @coolnamesurnameson2525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the effect just needed to simmer a bit tbh, seeing as how deeply Haato has disappeared and shows little signs of coming back, like that money we lost at [REDACTED]

    • @eveakane6563
      @eveakane6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, you don't know where those flies have been.
      Spiders...I got nothing.

    • @sgatcha1443
      @sgatcha1443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jirouhanz2 I can't tell if I should happy or scared if my country literally created Haachama

  • @Windamkazu
    @Windamkazu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Classic berlin wall with barbed wire or broken pieces of glass on top. That's how we train our wall climbing skills in school.
    I feel sorry for hatoo. Thank God, at least she didn't mention the comfort rooms.

    • @francescamendoza336
      @francescamendoza336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh, god... the comfort rooms. The good ones are always locked, hence why they're good, but the ones available to the public is just an absolute pig sty. Public schools have it worst, but even private schools are a mess on its own.

    • @matsu4010
      @matsu4010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@francescamendoza336 hmm, our school even though a private school is actually worse than some of the neighboring public schools since students here are spoiled asf, being a scholar is a torture

    • @iexoticcraft
      @iexoticcraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ah yes, the dirty comfort rooms that always smells like piss

    • @fellowhooman1160
      @fellowhooman1160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn, the comfort rooms in our school had me traumatized for life.

    • @mel-chan5567
      @mel-chan5567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The comfort rooms at my school don't even have toilet paper and have a 50/50 chance of flushing, good thing I never had to use them

  • @Ren-xd4jr
    @Ren-xd4jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Light Novel Idea: That time I got sent to the Philippines and developed poison resistance by surviving a prison like school

    • @nileredsexperiment834
      @nileredsexperiment834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got something better:
      That time i got reincarnated as a Filipino from the Philippines.

  • @TheVtuberWithNoBudget
    @TheVtuberWithNoBudget 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Students who transfer in the Philippines: it's like a prison in here.
    Philippine students: yeah you get used to it.

  • @Darque2391
    @Darque2391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    I bet she drank the tap water there. People usually come out like her when they do.

    • @RuiRuichi
      @RuiRuichi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      There is no such thing as fully edible tap water here in the Philippines even in fancy neighborhoods and the biggest cities. All the water pipes are notoriously bad/outdated/rusty so when it reaches your home it's contaminated and not advisable to drink. I speak from knowledge since my professors were consultants for the 2 biggest water companies when I took some Hydrology courses for my Civil Engineering degree. We all use water filters or just outright buy cheap purified water in bulk sold by water refilling businesses who use more expensive water treatment tech to purify tap water.

    • @kaimatsumoto938
      @kaimatsumoto938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@RuiRuichi you use water filters for tap water? We use water pump and tap water as a drinking water as it is without any fancy water filters or such. Filipinos are almost immune to it

    • @geckoguy4141
      @geckoguy4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It makes soooo much sense now to know that Hachama is the Philippines version of a Missouri Water Person

    • @dtrashysalad4
      @dtrashysalad4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      in the courtryside, most of the time our tap water is fine except when there is a recent strong hard rain, we can just basically drink everywhere

    • @klyedlaserdeath5541
      @klyedlaserdeath5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RuiRuichi when i was young i used to drink water on a sink that comes from the dirty river because i cant handle it anymore because im so thirsty and my drink is not enough so it run out and im suprised that i ddint get sick because i drink many of it and the dirty river was mostly pissed and shits by students because all toilets in there are fucking broken and not working at all and its basically useless as fuck and all the students have no choice but to shit on the forest behind on our school

  • @yynz9481
    @yynz9481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The food part is relatable.
    Especially the bread part lmao

    • @hectoresguerra2826
      @hectoresguerra2826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sweet bread of the Philippines and Langaw everywhere IT I S Fun here in the Philippines A N D I'm happy I was born far away from prison-like schools.

    • @christianespiritu1159
      @christianespiritu1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hectoresguerra2826 yup, same

    • @RiderGeats
      @RiderGeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And we out here eating some amazing Siomai Rice paired with spice.

    • @markcastillo3490
      @markcastillo3490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bread with lots of sugar, probably enseymada. Also it is common for flies to sneak in the glass storage where they put the bread in the bakeries here in PH.

    • @urcasualgamer6891
      @urcasualgamer6891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was probably talking about ensymada but yeah the food part is very relatable

  • @kurtdemesa3388
    @kurtdemesa3388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Her father's choice for my country Philippines may have an effect on Haachama's personality, maybe I should have my brain checked one day

  • @kollide3140
    @kollide3140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    so she went to Philippines and luckily got a skill called "Poison Resistance"?

    • @owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820
      @owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yep

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was either that or perish

    • @Liathrys
      @Liathrys 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @neilisawesome2333
      @neilisawesome2333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Filipino's have poison resistance at a very young age when their food drops onto the floor and be like "still edible"
      Na level up ko na ang poison resistance to 4

  • @yumial_8698
    @yumial_8698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I love seeing old clips like this, we get to see how they were before Hololive became what is known today.
    You can see how Haato really loves her father. Studying abroad alone as a child is a hard thing to do for a girl her age (she is 19 now, but she is probably 16? in this video). Barely knowing language to communicate but she still made friends, maybe she had Japanese schoolmates?
    Her dad really should have put her in a private school or somewhere more expensive to avoid those issues she mentioned lol. But still, Haato made memories that she shared with us. I hope she got stronger during her time in the Philippines.
    She graduated from High school in Australia now and she is back in Japan. I'm amazed on how much she has grown. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

    • @arysdelio5143
      @arysdelio5143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If she really is 19 at the moment then Im leaving a live of lies. We can't even get an employement nor a summer job before 18 so we needed to work a manual labor and yet she is already to this level. I wanna cry so bad😭😭😭

    • @Sam.N
      @Sam.N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I couldn't agree more. I have a lot of respect for her. Not only because she went to a strict and prison-like school, but her strong mind to go through all that stuff. It's even scarier if you don't know the culture, surrounding and language you're in. Only people who is though enough can remain positive. Again huge respect and I hope she could at least make some positive memories instead of neagive ones which she can only laugh about.

    • @hasu8271
      @hasu8271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Sam.N Yeah I really admire Haato for everything she's gone through, she also talked about getting hospitalized here in the Philippines due to food poisoning without knowing English at the time. I've even seen clips where she talks about getting mistreated and bullied by her host family and classmates in Australia and I know that I wouldn't be able to handle it if it was me. She still manages to make people smile during her streams and do crazy fun things while stuck in a foreign country with an ongoing pandemic and I really look up to her for this.

    • @ousamadearudesuwa
      @ousamadearudesuwa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Private and Catholic Schools in Cebu is what Haachama is talking about. Public Schools just have a different issue than what she is saying.

    • @cunny2485
      @cunny2485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wasn't she in a private school? I'm pretty sure what she describes sounds like a typical catholic private school, I don't know if the same applies for public schools

  • @TheDorianTube
    @TheDorianTube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Wait...I'm kinda starting to think that freakin' Haachama is some rich girl Ojou-anime-style. You know? the HO!!HO!!HO!!HO!! type. The rich dad throwing her in a prison-like school oversea (just for 2 months) in order to toughen her up sounds like a manga plot LOL. Plus him traveling there, then moving her to Australia, jokes aside that's a lot of money involved, isn't it? lol. Ojouchama-chamaaa~

    • @Orepitolo
      @Orepitolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      If that's how it started that's definitely not how it ended up. In Australia her host family didn't make food for her and would go out to eat without her, so she said that "Red Bull became her best friend" when she had to skip dinners :(

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm thinking either an embassy worker or involved with international business.

    • @nyannyan443
      @nyannyan443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Orepitolo Yea, when she was telling that story..
      *Gruh.(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ*

    • @dhupee
      @dhupee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@absalomdraconis or engineer who work in some big international project

    • @moonsys
      @moonsys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She's 100% a rich daddy's girl lol

  • @idleeidolon
    @idleeidolon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    when haachama described the walls around the school i was expecting her to say that the stone walls were topped with broken glass -- a basic security system in most former spanish colonies.

  • @cedo987
    @cedo987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I thought all school had walls and barb wires around them ._.

    • @gabiiewnko4233
      @gabiiewnko4233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      yeah, and if it wasn't barbed wire it was the rusty metal fence with pointy bits or just the good old smashed san miguel bottles

    • @ydatoporin
      @ydatoporin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In my school you could walk out through the main door/gate... freedom 😂

    • @jet3386
      @jet3386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gabiiewnko4233 this right here

    • @yourcomrade4378
      @yourcomrade4378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ydatoporin We do that as well, the strictness of the school borders depends on the Principal and other staff who had the authority. But back in my First to Third Grade, our school gates are wide open, problem is I don't have the balls to go out

    • @RiderGeats
      @RiderGeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our Highschool has barbed wires, yet gangster students can still escape stealthily.

  • @satansphelm
    @satansphelm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is what spawned Haachama cooking? (Undercooked || Burnt) > flies

    • @hectoresguerra2826
      @hectoresguerra2826 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flies small and big thrive in these environments

  • @sapilaut2
    @sapilaut2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Eating with flies! Ah, the SEA experience. But it does make your stomach tough (although maaaaaybe it shortens your lifespan). Now she can brag to her 1st world country buddies that she's not afraid of any food.

  • @aaronhillelswartz9036
    @aaronhillelswartz9036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I finally know now that our parents wants us to become escape artists.

  • @justsomeunknownwhofellinth3491
    @justsomeunknownwhofellinth3491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Im just here to say im not disappointed at this comment section. Unlike most of the Filipino related things I've seen.

    • @sls12III
      @sls12III 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Indeed.

    • @crumpY-k1s
      @crumpY-k1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      People here are men and women of culture

    • @Ken-df8cp
      @Ken-df8cp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm glad I still haven't found a single "Pinoy Pride" comment

    • @crisgeraldperez7
      @crisgeraldperez7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's because the Filipinos here (in the comments section) are cultured weebs, not normies.

    • @carlojamesmillano7626
      @carlojamesmillano7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crisgeraldperez7 truu dat

  • @earlandretoriente7395
    @earlandretoriente7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    As a filipino
    Cutting classes is like breaking out of prison

    • @unknownnnn7959
      @unknownnnn7959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yes those damn guards cought 7 of us And with those teachers pet damn they have eyed everywhere

    • @earlandretoriente7395
      @earlandretoriente7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unknownnnn7959 hahah yes that happened to me too

    • @stickersnappy7438
      @stickersnappy7438 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Filipino students:You can't stop me from playing Dota

  • @FrianArjona999
    @FrianArjona999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Philippine school where the guards had an absolute order, even tho the teacher said that it's already okay to leave the school and go home, the guard here wont let you out untill all of the students on the school are going home.

  • @gibbolivious7122
    @gibbolivious7122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Is it an amazing school?"
    yea man we made a complete useless moving robot as our best invention

  • @ilisan
    @ilisan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Yagoos dream: create a virtual idol group similar to AKB48 (mission: failed)
    赤井 dads dream: create an emotionless, poison-resistant super villain (mission: hachamachama˜)

  • @omnisciencexx790
    @omnisciencexx790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Schools in the philippines from kinder to highschool is like a prison. They will only let you leave the school during lunch break at 12 noon and dismissal at 5 in afternoon. The craziest part is during afternoon dismissal. Students will flock at the gate waiting for it to open. When it opens we were like dogs that escaped the cage lol.

    • @darius1417
      @darius1417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lmao true, I kinda missed that scenario. It's fun being a highschool student here😂

    • @masaru7385
      @masaru7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I remember pretending as a grade 7 just to leave early.

    • @jhandi309
      @jhandi309 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed when i was still on elementary

    • @riggedriggs5621
      @riggedriggs5621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, what type of pris- I mean school are you going to?

    • @Kusogacha
      @Kusogacha 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They let you leave at lunch? Lucky

  • @Simonmonmon
    @Simonmonmon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    That school sounds lax, with them being allowed to go out at all. My old school checked if you were wearing the proper outfit, down to the socks, and there being a routine bag inspection every day

    • @typehere6689
      @typehere6689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I lucked out big time. Went to a high school with no uniform requirements.

    • @jasperreyes5174
      @jasperreyes5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@typehere6689 Such a School with no Uniform Requirements has never existed in the Philippines... Poser...

    • @pranktoreap
      @pranktoreap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man Glad My Mom Is Overprotective to me Lul the school i went to Was Actually Considering our mental health, some occasional check up

    • @dafuqyousaidtome9723
      @dafuqyousaidtome9723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I got questioned by a guard once because my pants wasn't "black enough"

    • @typehere6689
      @typehere6689 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shoulda rephrased what I said.
      They do, but only for physical education classes.
      Otherwise, none.

  • @n3mesis633
    @n3mesis633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Her:There were barbed wires!
    Filipino's:watch me Climb up this wall in 3 seconds

  • @Saiga_GinIchiRou
    @Saiga_GinIchiRou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I had food poisoning there once

    • @curiouscarlo7276
      @curiouscarlo7276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah happens from time to time. Didn't experience it myself despite living here but heard about it happening

    • @sheepherd2210
      @sheepherd2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      In a Philippine School? Yeah that's why I eat my friend's lunch

    • @badtiming2208
      @badtiming2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yep. Careful with the water and street food. Sensitive stomachs be sensitive.

    • @redacted8983
      @redacted8983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@badtiming2208 Can't even eat med-rare to med-well steak or even eat sushi that has tuna on it

    • @littlewhiteherz1402
      @littlewhiteherz1402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that's exactly what happened to Haachama tho lol that's why she has a stomach of steel now

  • @hayami255
    @hayami255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Since this school is strict like a prison"
    its not just that i think every school in philipines is
    i can say that because im from philipines i learned it by experience
    i really laugh at how accurate she said

  • @Vulji
    @Vulji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Damn it's been a long time since I've last seen Akai Haato

  • @vizzini4079
    @vizzini4079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    For those who don't know, the streets of the Phillippines aren't all that safe and that's why they don't allow kids to go out.

    • @kyleangelocastro9460
      @kyleangelocastro9460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even the police murder them

    • @XeroZVash
      @XeroZVash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only NCR not safe

    • @hellomina9826
      @hellomina9826 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's even a kidnapping incident in some areas

    • @IcyDrip2327
      @IcyDrip2327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Juls Locquiao yeh it also happens from different countries but in most places in the Phillipines there is almost no stealing/that much crime but if someone does try to kidnap me or steal something for me I would use the art of kicking balls

    • @anthropos366
      @anthropos366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They wouldn't let kids out because they don't want them to be hit by truck-kun and get isekaid

  • @chiro2097
    @chiro2097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    There are actually good public schools here in the Philippines, But those schools requires an average maintaining grades, you also get allowances from them every 3 months, the food is reasonably good, and they have many activities every month, though you cant go outside since it's almost like a private school, Parents sometimes leave the food of their children on the guard house with their name on it so they wont have to spend their money on the canteen, reason is most of the food there is expensive,
    they are also highly budgeted by the government that's why they have more facilities like Chem labs, Physic labs, Computer labs, and such, But passing their exam is pretty hard, as for me who only had a few knowledge cause I came from a public elementary school cause mostly students that passed the exam on that highschool are private elementary school students that's why there's rarely any public elementary school students that passed there, but yeah im just trying to say that not every highschool on the Philippines is that bad
    I know no one asked...

    • @AshenChedツ
      @AshenChedツ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, That's a good statement my fellow country men keep it up

    • @ryuujikategawa9030
      @ryuujikategawa9030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As one who graduated from a well known high school i can say that's true the everything is pretty decent but the exams are legit a nightmare, mine even required us to pass a somewhat liscienceaure exam (ncii)

    • @jomybaby22-gaming
      @jomybaby22-gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      thats a Science High School you're describing.. it has its own set of issues
      1. science hs students have a freaking LONGER daily schedule than office workers, on top of homeworks/projects and extracurricular activities
      2. u rarely receive your allowances full.. there will always be a deduction for some sort of contribution/activity.. also, teachers schedule projects after the allowances have been issued, so nothing remains really
      3. the top 40-50 of the batch is usually placed in one section.. hell, that section is ULTRA COMPETITIVE, nobody tolerates failure, because its the TOP students of the WHOLE CITY, not just the school
      4. 85 is our maintaining grade for major subject and 80 in minor/elective.. in my major Math subject, i had 83-81-84 in the first 3 quarters, i need AT LEAST 92 to not get kicked out.. not to mention we had like 2-3 elective maths on top of the major math subject.. i managed to get 93 btw

    • @chiro2097
      @chiro2097 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jomybaby22-gamingYeah that's the one im talking about

    • @Jeff_Saber
      @Jeff_Saber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jomybaby22-gaming Honestly, the ScHS system was good for trihards like us (I graduated from one pre-K-12), until K-12 fucked up the momentum of every single ScHS student. Imagine Haato in one; Might've produced an entirely different strain of Haachama...
      That aside, I can think of a few International Schools with conditions like what Haachama said. May or may not be entirely true now since everything's in the past, though.
      Makes sense how the strongest Idol was created by the environment that houses the strongest race, and tempered to perfection by the strongest continent.

  • @morepower1415
    @morepower1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Here in Philippines, you will enter the school as a Student and you graduate as a Warrior.
    Our school experience here takes more guts than brain to survive.

    • @rjgarcia7990
      @rjgarcia7990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This I approve 🤣 school in the Philippines will make you like a strong person . So that when you go anywhere in the world you will survived ✊

    • @nicodalusong149
      @nicodalusong149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's probably exactly why her dad thought is was a good idea to get her to spend time in that school.

    • @Shiki0414
      @Shiki0414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not really. Oa.

    • @sansinukob6265
      @sansinukob6265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Shiki0414 maybe u did study in private school so ur not gonna experience those thing

    • @Shiki0414
      @Shiki0414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sansinukob6265 nope. Public college.

  • @Dragon-cr8dn
    @Dragon-cr8dn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So Haachama's insanity started in that prison

  • @JuanApollinario
    @JuanApollinario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    She talks about there's a stone wall with barbed wires.
    Me: Well you see we have these creatures called "Over the bakod boys" one of them is me.

    • @kaneanunciacion9444
      @kaneanunciacion9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AKO RIN PRE HAHHAH

    • @viyagoora9761
      @viyagoora9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elite forces once renowned for being the most cunning and strongest in the country, they generally came from public schools and often times receive harsh trainings from their elementary days as they had to have flexible and strong bodies to achieve unbelievable feats such as jumping over walls, barbed walls and walls filled with broken glasses, though they are decreasing their notoriority is still feared among the other forces

  • @skyfinancejanitor6695
    @skyfinancejanitor6695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy shit. I’ve never noticed that I learned in a prison for 6 goddamn years

  • @ginjiyui2257
    @ginjiyui2257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This country may be partly the reason behind, uhh, Haachama's blessed food
    but surely I'm not the only wanting to get away from this archipelago

    • @coolnamesurnameson2525
      @coolnamesurnameson2525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wait, we can leave?

    • @angeloiturriaga1327
      @angeloiturriaga1327 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *always has been*

    • @nicolelouise9779
      @nicolelouise9779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Once I become a nurse or something I'm ditching this place, yeah this is home but I'd rather work overseas than here.

    • @ginjiyui2257
      @ginjiyui2257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      approb

    • @viyagoora9761
      @viyagoora9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm having suicidal thoughts for leaving this place and I'm not trying to be one of those days ass kids that wants to reincarnate in japan, I'm just saying that if I ever die I would want to have a 1st world country as my next motherland

  • @sophystigy
    @sophystigy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When others talk about the bad side of their country
    Other countries: "You looking for a fight?"
    Filipinos: I agree.

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My god, I'm just laughing hard at how true this is like you can't actually make that shit up