For any band fans wondering with goblin comments influx. Hilarious youtuber "Grimmjack" made abridged series about anime called Goblin Slayer. Used this as opening.
Ranger: What are you talking about? You guys have ME! None of you need to ask for directions ever again. Sorcerer: You're the reason we needed to ask for directions in the first place!
*Listens to it for the first time:* This song is pretty cool. *Replaying it again for the hundredth time:* THEY ARE THE LAST HOPE, FOR MEN, DRAGONS AND DWARVES!
Lol why it's a awsome song and also now going to be something I want my bard to somehow play. So not only did it make me enjoy the comedy more but it made me miss d&d all the more!
Into the darkness they crossed the marsh And entered the frozen cave A secret path was cut into the rock A labyrinth, a twisted maze An unknown misty haze Khaas' eyes focused on the grey rock He saw it in a different way The riddle soon would be solved An illusion was carved in the stone The arrows show where to go They are the last hope For Men, Dragons and Dwarves Spirits of the forest Shy elves and trolls Five go from Elgard Into the darkness leaving the light To find the black order's Immortal dark rhymes To find the written words By Hellgod's unholy son Prevent him from returning And save the whole world Through the valley of sin Led by the whispers of holy wind Into Dar-Kunor a new saga begins The well of dead souls appears A red river's flowing inside There's no way to cross There's no way to climb They wish they were birds and could fly Fly to the other side They are the last hope For Men, Dragons and Dwarves Spirits of the forest Shy elves and trolls Five go from Elgard Into the darkness leaving the light To find the black order's Immortal dark rhymes To find the written words By Hellgod's unholy son Prevent him from returning And save the whole world Through the valley of sin Led by the whispers of holy wind Into Dar-Kunor a new saga begins
I loved RoF back in college. Then I heard this song as the opening of Goblin Slayer Abridged, and I absolutely fell back into it. When metal is in your soul, it never really leaves you.
I only found my way here by tracing down some Gawblins, now it would seem that I have met other fellow Slayers around here. Hope your hunts go well and your hand be swift. Don't get goblinated.
Good heavens above this song is so damn EPIC!!! Edit: Once upon a time, there were two moons. Bullsh*t!!! Okay. Once upon a time, there ARE two moons! ...I'm listening...
"Goblins are the last hope. For Lins, Goblins and Gobs! Spirits of the Goblins. Shy Lins and Gobs! Five go from Gobgard, from the Darkness into the Light! To find the Hob Goblin's Immortal Dark Rhymes!" Goblin Slayer: "Did someone say _GAWBLINS???!_ You had me at GAWBLINS"
Doomguy: man I’m bored of killing all of these demons. Ash (Evil Dead): I know what you mean buddy, it’s always the same ol shit. Isabella (animal crossing): hey Guys I know someone who we can Call! Ash and Doomguy: who could that be? Goblin Slayer: (picks up phone) So you guys are bored huh?
@@SeichiTsurugami The good ones end up paying for the bad. I do agree that there may be good goblins, but there are too many risks to take, trying to figure out which is which.
Wait, is there always a song hidden a the end of their albums? I haven't heard them in YEARS but I remember the 15 min track "Gargoyles Angels of Stone" being neatly tucked away, only discoverable if you loaded the cd into a media player (ah the days of yore). While the lyrics get a little deep/dumb that track had amazing guitar work. For this one, I love the transitions between classic sound and metal. And yeah, Goblins brought me here.
Reminds me of My DND campaign that contained, massive battles, epic last stands of guardsman, explosives trolls, breaking of a dice tower to symbolise the thing players destroyed, witches almost using our Orc Warrior as demon bait, and ending with a massive fight with a monster who made players roll a will save every turn Fun game
Funny thing is, me and 3 friends love playing RPGs, so we picked up NeverWinter, the MMORPG version of D&D (to an extent) and hillariously enough, we played as, A Human, a Dragonborn (no not like Skyrim...) a Dwarf and an Elf, and we were not aware of this song nor had anyone seen Goblin Slayer (at the time) so this basically became our themesong once it came to our attention :P
Me many years ago: _"They are the last hope for men, dragons and dwarves!"_
Me many years later after rediscovering this song: *GAAAAWWWBLINS*
Gawblins
Gaawblins! Gawblinating everything! Even the cheese and alcohol!
It's goblin pee pee
T H I C C
@@greenrevolver30 and the women
If you've listened to this song, congratulations, you passed the 7th goblin test!
Yay.
you cant count what means YOU failed the 8th goblin test! because everyone knows its actually the 69th (nice) goblin test
@@necrodeuschan9379 I might have failed, but I'd be happy if we have a truce. A Goblin truce.
Holy shit this made my day
@@diegomontesleon136 Don't get cocky kid. KID
"Your screaming break doesn't start for another fifteen minutes, Guild Girl. Get BACK TO WORK!"
Goblins: "why do I hear boss music?"
Goblin slayer: *rhapsody of fire intensifies*
*BRUVA!*
Its Goblin peepee
But my cheese noooo my cheese
RIP AND TEAR!!!!
GOBLIN SLAYING KICK
My friends: "How did you find this band?"
Me: "Goblins."
*GAWBLINS
@@whiskowinter2249 *GAAAAWWWBLINS
“Hello, I hate goblins.”
What got you into adventuring?
“Goblins”
My people have a word for the path I walk. The ideals I strive to achieve.
They call me... homeless
I don’t what this is referencing but I find it immensely funny
@@grahamrange7092It’s a reference to a line from goblin slayer abridged.
@@goatlover6312 thanks
This gets me in a good mood. A GOBLIN SLAYING good mood.
GAWBLINS
Note to self: Elfs might be goblins; Investigate later.
They're not, I checked.
@@michaeliv284 are you a goblin!? Goblins always lie....likes to disguise themselves.... DISGUSTING... LYING...GAWWBLINS!!!!
"And that's why dwarven music . . . rocks"
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole ! Diggy diggy hole ! Diggy diggy hole !
. . . roooooooooocks. You get it?"
THICC!
ROCK AND STONE MY BROTHERS
@@alwest4472 rock and stone
For any band fans wondering with goblin comments influx. Hilarious youtuber "Grimmjack" made abridged series about anime called Goblin Slayer. Used this as opening.
Goblins? FILTHY DISGUSTING GAAAWWWWWBLLINNSSSS (Im sorry but i had to do it)
Thats how I found the band, so glad he did ;)
@@donkey0303 same
Is this... Grimmjack some sort of..... GAWBLIN?!
gawbliiinnssss, what is a good game for goblin? dead goblin
Barbarian: Shouldn't we ask for directions?
Druid: The last time we asked for directions we had to slay an immortal demon knight
Wizard: But we had fun right?
Paladin: Yeah...
Thief: shame you, I mean we didn’t find any loot though
@@jeremygeller9145 Bard: I coudnt get laid with that dragon...
Cleric: It's good thing we did find that knight and locked it up.
Fighter: Can we never ask for directions again?
Ranger: What are you talking about? You guys have ME! None of you need to ask for directions ever again.
Sorcerer: You're the reason we needed to ask for directions in the first place!
only good goblin is dead goblin, NOW LET'S MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
is that a pig?
What is a pig doing here?!
@@ogichi32 "Oh Well" continue to kill the pig with immense abhorrent while the priestess cry
Ina no
the best line
*Listens to it for the first time:* This song is pretty cool.
*Replaying it again for the hundredth time:* THEY ARE THE LAST HOPE, FOR MEN, DRAGONS AND DWARVES!
Spirits of the forests; shy trols and elfs
Replayed the song for the millionth time:
gawblins
I didn't actually expect so many grimmjack fans to be here
Lol why it's a awsome song and also now going to be something I want my bard to somehow play. So not only did it make me enjoy the comedy more but it made me miss d&d all the more!
*we searched for GAWWWBLIN lyrics*
Didn’t you get killed in that fire?
•_• R. •_• .....Maybe
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Our fellow brothers were brought here together under the banner of hate we have for Goblins. I hate em.
thou hath a fancy name my good sir~
Nah. I'm mostly neutral. Not like they goblinate booze.
@@blueturtlekhun oh they did
@@saulesalejos4483 Ohhh... Oh, they have to die, then.
Eww, I don't like em, I don't like goblins! Waaaugh!
Into the darkness they crossed the marsh
And entered the frozen cave
A secret path was cut into the rock
A labyrinth, a twisted maze
An unknown misty haze
Khaas' eyes focused on the grey rock
He saw it in a different way
The riddle soon would be solved
An illusion was carved in the stone
The arrows show where to go
They are the last hope
For Men, Dragons and Dwarves
Spirits of the forest
Shy elves and trolls
Five go from Elgard
Into the darkness leaving the light
To find the black order's
Immortal dark rhymes
To find the written words
By Hellgod's unholy son
Prevent him from returning
And save the whole world
Through the valley of sin
Led by the whispers of holy wind
Into Dar-Kunor a new saga begins
The well of dead souls appears
A red river's flowing inside
There's no way to cross
There's no way to climb
They wish they were birds and could fly
Fly to the other side
They are the last hope
For Men, Dragons and Dwarves
Spirits of the forest
Shy elves and trolls
Five go from Elgard
Into the darkness leaving the light
To find the black order's
Immortal dark rhymes
To find the written words
By Hellgod's unholy son
Prevent him from returning
And save the whole world
Through the valley of sin
Led by the whispers of holy wind
Into Dar-Kunor a new saga begins
Thanks for this
Danke
It's goblin pee pee.
Might I suggest 'rites' instead of rhymes? That makes more thematic sense to me.
Thanks so much.
I loved RoF back in college. Then I heard this song as the opening of Goblin Slayer Abridged, and I absolutely fell back into it.
When metal is in your soul, it never really leaves you.
This goes hard. Almost as hard as slAYING GAAWWWBLINS!!!
Def gonna go dungeon crawling with this track
That's the sound for Gawblin Slayin' Madmen!
11 years ago: Man this song is dope
Present day: Goblins!!!
Filthy GAAAWBLINS!
Gaaaaawblins
I searched for this song after watching goblin slayer abridged episode 2.
Same
I found the best hits of the songs of the band (th-cam.com/video/NFffadf1Pos/w-d-xo.html)
Same
Same here.
You are hero
I only found my way here by tracing down some Gawblins, now it would seem that I have met other fellow Slayers around here. Hope your hunts go well and your hand be swift. Don't get goblinated.
Came here for goblins. Staying because the song is fucking awesome.
It's like Lord Of The Rings if it was a rock band.
Psst.... th-cam.com/video/kZ1bbXUEweQ/w-d-xo.html You're welcome.
Fun reminder that in the full version of this song, Saruman himself has a speaking role.
As above, Sir Christopher Lee got a speaking role in the full release.
This is best described as operatic fantasy metal.
I get the feeling a group of friends made a metal album out of their DnD campaign.
Just wanna say this song had like 15 comments before the slayer squad showed up. #goblinpeepee
Slayer Squad, is that what they're calling us? I was a fan of Rhapsody of Fire before GS abridged, but hadn't heard this song until GS Abridged
I hope you realise that us GAWWWWWBLIN-SLAYING fans aren't going anywhere... It's nice and warm here
THICC!!
@@KorGarrot At least we're not Titan Storm.
@@straydog3799 or Poop Patrol
Prepare, grimjack is coming
Desire to slay goblins intensifies
Good heavens above this song is so damn EPIC!!!
Edit: Once upon a time, there were two moons.
Bullsh*t!!!
Okay. Once upon a time, there ARE two moons!
...I'm listening...
Well no trolls here it seems...
Only GAWBLINS!
Guild Girl is the troll.
I goblinated that like button.
CountKilroy Graf you goblinated it? That must make you a..... GAAAWWWBLIN!
Ohh then they have to die
@@masterzombie161 hahahah
Tell me about the BIIIIIIIIG goblin
He came from the moon
And goblinated the cheese and beer
@@weinermcnugget9585 Oooh. . . Oh, they have to die then.
fn love those big dumb ones
Cole Adams And Elven women
GOBLINS!!!
I hate em. I hate GAAAWWBLINS
Goblins...Don't like em.
*Goblin Slayer Noises*
GOLBINS!?! WHERE?!?
You are goblinated!
2022. It's ironic how there are actually 5 dudes and dudettes in GS's party, as the song says. Not counting the bird and Table itself.
this song fills me with rage and beans AND SPIRIT AND PRIDE AND HEART AND SOUL AND RAGE AND BEANS SPICY BEANS!
The only good goblin is a dead goblin! Now let's make these goblins good!
I love this song! This GAAAAWWWWBLIN slaying song!
It's *GAWWWBLINATING* time!
We're a team!! A TEAM!!!! A TEAMMMMMMMM!!!
The most metal DnD song I’ve ever heard.
With Jonathan Young's songs after BG3, this is pretty tame.
DEVIL WITH A HEART OF IRON
Lizard Priest: My name is -------
Priestess: Shhhh ...shhhh... SHHHHHH!!!!! NO NAMES!!!! Not in this line of work.
I personally think, trolls are just big goblins.
Congratulations. You pass the 69th Goblin Test.
I study calculus listening to this.
A boost to pass my final Goblin test.
Dysentery! Get your fresh dysentery!
I WANT IT ALL! SPIT IN MY MOUTH!
I am here because of shmuck squad but I got to say I'm really impressed how they fused heavy metal with folk music. Sounds really good.
King Bradley This isn't folk music though, it is symphonic power metal. If you want folk metal, listen to Eluveitie, Ensiferium, or Korpiklaani.
And so a new D&D adventure begins
Once upon a time, there were two moons....
Bullshit!
@@MR.LMR1996 Ok ok...
Once upon a time there ARE two moons...
@@HimanLaliluleilo I'm listening
This song sounds metal. Metal that can slay GAWWBLINS.
I was expecting Goblin Slayer abridged quotes. I'm so glad I checked lol.
I just realized that Grimjack used the calm beginning of this song in the beginning of the first episode of Goblin Slayer Abridged.
I come from Goblin Slayer Abridged! And I must say, this is an awesome song!
0:00 dysentery, get your dysentery. I got dysentery
meapickle I WANT IT ALL, SPIT IN MY MOUTH!
Remember children the only good goblin is a dead one..
Gm
You encounter a group of goblins
Me plays this song “let’s do this”
1:36 Mmm aaaw yeah that'll calm the shakes from severe Goblin Slayer Abridged withdrawal
This song is damn hype. Only way to make it better is if it came with a nice creamy wheel of CHEEEEEEEEEESSSE
I love how everyone is quoting Goblin Slayer Abridged.
I came here to read comments about GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWBBLIIIIIIINNNSSSSSSS!!!
I wasn't disappointed.
It's Goblin peepee
"Goblins are the last hope. For Lins, Goblins and Gobs! Spirits of the Goblins. Shy Lins and Gobs! Five go from Gobgard, from the Darkness into the Light! To find the Hob Goblin's Immortal Dark Rhymes!"
Goblin Slayer: "Did someone say _GAWBLINS???!_ You had me at GAWBLINS"
Fans of grimmjack are coming
If you aren't listening to this while slaying goblins then you failed the 69th goblin test!
I dunno what you’re talking about, I’m still the *SAME OLD GOOD OLD GAAHBLIN SLAYER!!!*
*AND* *I* *SLAY* *GAAAAWBLINS!!!*
He wants to be called COW BOY now.
Funny how this video is 11 years old, yet it just now started blowing up thanks to Goblin Slayer Abridged. 😅
Gawblins!!! Gaaawwwblins?!!?!!
I may have just found a new band to listen too. Thankfully the hunt for goblins led me here
Doomguy: man I’m bored of killing all of these demons.
Ash (Evil Dead): I know what you mean buddy, it’s always the same ol shit.
Isabella (animal crossing): hey Guys I know someone who we can Call!
Ash and Doomguy: who could that be?
Goblin Slayer: (picks up phone) So you guys are bored huh?
Oh please Doomguy/Doom Slayer never gets bored of sending demons back to hell
@@griffingower1883 What if he hears the Goblin slayer calling them demons. or if Doomguy runs out of demons
I just wanna say that 2 weeks ago there wasn't this many comments XD
Its cuz of goblins
Time Lord
GAWBLIN Rabbits
Yes ..and wtf is this goblins idiots trying to do here..destroy this beautiful song?
@@nikolasael1 fuck you bitch we're slaying goblins and this is our battle song
I need goblin killing music! I wanna kill the GAWWBLINS!
That's goblin pee pee
This is some good GAAAAWBLIN slaying music.
The fact that this is not on Spotify and, considering its age likely never will be, saddens me.
So who's here to slay GAWBLINS?!?!??!
Good theme to go on a goblin-killing spree. Yes. Time to go taking down some more goblins. Eliminate them all. Leave no goblin alive.
B...B...but.... the may have good good goblins..
@@SeichiTsurugami The good ones end up paying for the bad.
I do agree that there may be good goblins, but there are too many risks to take, trying to figure out which is which.
I feel kinda bad that I listen to this song often but only the "THEY ARE THE LAST HOPE, FOR MAN DRAGONS AND DWARVES!" bit.
I returned
And left again wanting to kill more goblins
The cycle will continue till the end of time
It's goblin peepee
A shame this song isn't more famous.
good quality of great song of awesome band!!!
he who was here before the goblins arrived
As long as i stand this song will not be goblinated.
i listened to this song and my pocket knife turned into a glowing sword
I think your tripping buddy...
@@dragonking7248 yeah probably
When there's no goblins to slay
* confused screeching*
The GAAAAWBLINSS Are planing something
*ANGRY GOBLIN SLAYER NOISES*
The demon souls use goblin bodies as their new vessels.
"Eh eh, i told you."
I came here seeking knowledge.
I was not disappointed.
THIS MAKES ME HATE GOBLINS EVEN MORE
30% MORE
@@H2OHydraulic 30% that's crazy
@@mr.supawitj.4157 That's what the table said.
What people who don't know anything about D&D sees: Just a bunch of nerds
How players of D&D feels when they play: 1:36
For many a year I did not realize this gem existed. I'm glad I found it.
Goblin Slayer Abridged just made this band a whole lot more popular.
This song is unique 🤩
Why isnt this on Spotify, I wanna feel like I'm raising an army of to fight an evil force on the way to work
Must be the work of those FILTHY GAAAAAAAAAAAWBLINS!
Would that include GAAAAWWWBLINS?
Did someone says GAAAWWWWBLINSS
like only 12 comments here are NOT talking about goblin slayer abridged and those are like from 5 years ago and farther back
i checked
Took me a day to find this again and I am glad I didn’t give up.
Wait, is there always a song hidden a the end of their albums? I haven't heard them in YEARS but I remember the 15 min track "Gargoyles Angels of Stone" being neatly tucked away, only discoverable if you loaded the cd into a media player (ah the days of yore). While the lyrics get a little deep/dumb that track had amazing guitar work. For this one, I love the transitions between classic sound and metal. And yeah, Goblins brought me here.
Wait, what? I know that song (from a different album,) but it's more like 19 minutes. I've never known anything about hidden tracks.
Reminds me of My DND campaign that contained, massive battles, epic last stands of guardsman, explosives trolls, breaking of a dice tower to symbolise the thing players destroyed, witches almost using our Orc Warrior as demon bait, and ending with a massive fight with a monster who made players roll a will save every turn
Fun game
Dysentery!!! I’ve got dysentery!!!
Dysentery! Get your fresh dysentery! I've got dysentery!
I want it all! Spit it in my mouth!
I feel like I could take a couple of rhapsody's songs and build a kickass d&d campaign out of them
Goblin, goblin goblin, big goblin, noo
"Why'd you stop!?"
I wanna hear more about this big goblin
Love this song. Sends me into space.
"Into Dar-kunar, a new saga begins!"
"YOU BROKE MY ASS!"
DID SOMEBODY SAY GOOOOOOOOOBLINS?!
Grandios 🤘 💪 👍
"Stop demon king from returning that's the hero in actual goblin slayer.
Funny thing is, me and 3 friends love playing RPGs, so we picked up NeverWinter, the MMORPG version of D&D (to an extent) and hillariously enough, we played as, A Human, a Dragonborn (no not like Skyrim...) a Dwarf and an Elf, and we were not aware of this song nor had anyone seen Goblin Slayer (at the time) so this basically became our themesong once it came to our attention :P
Flaws of this : Not poop patrol theme song
@@naunau311 or TitanStorm...
@@dragonking7248 Storming all the titans
let's kill some GAAWWBLINS!