@@danzchild9216 yeah but what's a plin plin plon phase Edit: ok thanks for explaining in the replies, now i know what It means, can you stop replying i beg you
>walking down a hallway >see a large, dark, and dare I say, ominous room ahead >a whole cooked chicken, a glowing book, and a crate of ammunition sits outside the door hhmmmm...
Yeah you relapse the normal area now seems like a perfectly circular patch of grass that is the bets shape to be a areana, but you still go there anyway😅
Unfortunately 99% of peeps are too out of shape to do that, try Bloodborne dashing instead, it's a little easier and if you die.....well not like you had something better going on............yeesh.
tips for this boss on the cheese wheel attack, staying close as possible to the wheel without getting hit is the best option because if you are near the hitbox the game trips out and the actual cheese man won’t target you until the attacks over (this is important because cheese wheel is his hardest attack) if you buy the “smooth slash” upgrade from the vendor in the first town (i forgot the name) than you have a 50% crit hit increase (really useful for this boss since crits do 3x dmg instead of 2x dmg like with normal enemies) don’t use any attacks which will burn/melt the cheese because this will start the bosses second phase (melted cheese man) earlier and give the second phase more health good luck! edit: OH, and one more thing. bow and arrows are realllyyyyy good for this fight because he mainly uses close range attacks (except for cheese wheel and shredded cheese) if you just keep your distance you’ll be fine
you didn’t mention the Cheddarfawl Dance skill he does right before he enters his Mozarell,Cheese of God phase,the best solution is either using “Resolution” with the fingerprint stone shield or equipping light load and rolling through it.
Also to cheese, cheese man you need the great grater it gives 20 percent damage and 15% crit chance to all cheese enemies it can only be obtained by going to the great baker qnd doing his side quest
Every gamer ever : there's a save station AND health and/or ammo right in front of this door?! What is in that room, and how many times will it kill me?! 😂
Every gamer in the 90's. What the **** there's a boss in here, I have no ammo, I have 10% hp left, and no left over lives? Why did they make me run through this for 30 minutes before the boss and give me nothing? Dang it I died! Now I have to go all the way through the entire level again to get to the boss with no ammo and hp again.
"Foul rodent, in search of the parmesan. Emboldened by the crave of cheese. Someone must extinguish thy crave, let it be cheeseman the fermented" Edit: yooooo aint no way!, I wrote this as a joke never thought it would get 1k likes
Ok I have seen so many people struggle with this boss, heres the strat he always opens with a right stab so dodgeroll left, he choreographs his attacks inverted so if he raising his right hand he will swing with the left, and don’t forget his weakness to fire damage
Good advice. He also has that one move with the telegraphed dash and double slash that can catch you off guard. You have to roll to the side for that one.
Hilariously enough, "the cheese man" in my province (in Brescia - Italy) is a folk figure in our local language. We have a common warning that says: "arda che 'n dé o l'oter el ria chel del fürmai" (which means "watch out, because one of these days the man of the cheese will come"). It's meant as a warning to someone who's acting cocky and/or inconsiderate, and it's basically telling them to watch out because one day or the other, someone's gonna beat them up.
Some bosses will attack the whole raid when that happens. An individual has taken down the same guild twice in World of Warcraft Hard-core Classic that way.
This is exactly what I imagine happening whenever I walk through a alley. Cheeseman and all. One hit from him and I’m dead because I’m lactose intolerant.
If you can't parry or flurry rush him, just teleport to the nearest shrine, cook several attack up meals, get a Savage Lynel Crusher and return to the bossfight lmao
This fight is so easy, the cheeseman has the weakness of being ate. If you have no weapons in you hands you can bite him, dealing massive damage and healing you. Just be careful as there is no invincibility frams when you do this.
Justice for Regular Guy Zak, he was right, it is just an ordinary bridge; no one asked him about the Cheeseman though, to which his answer might've been different
I've died so many times on this guy. Anyone got any tips?
Use the anti lactose intolerant potion.
go to the item shop and buy a *grater* 25 attack damage and crit when slicing.
Use your summoning powers to summon Jerry the mouse
@@Sad_cat_studio Don’t forget the extra 20% attack boost to cheese-based enemies
Edit: missed opportunity to say *grate*-sword
@@Eden-kw1kw all cheese enemies shall be in grate danger"
"It's just an ordinary room"
"No, it kind of looks like an arena..."
and why are there a ton of random selection of varying gun mags and cough syrup in these barrels laying around.
@@quirda77 It's also pretty spacious right? Especially with those pillars.
Every time I enter our museum
@@quirda77 and why is there an extra life token right here on the floor too?
And what's with the oversized doors we're all normal sized people here
“Ive been waiting for this…” *pulls out comically large hammer*
"Oh how I've trained for this" starts panic rolling
Are you insane? It's a cheese, use slicing weapons
Nah man you gotta use Archer it has an op crouch
You call yourself a Nord!?
Pulls out commically large cheese shredder
He's coming for that cheese tax.
It won’t go down EASY if it ain’t CHEESY!
THE CHEESE TAX THE CHEESE TAX
YOU GOTTA PAY THE CHEESE TAX EVERY TIME YOU’RE COOKING
When the cheese comes out this puppy comes lookin
The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts
YOU SEE MOM?! THAT'S WHY I NEED A SWORD
shh
londoner?
@@musicjunk8266just an average chewsday innit
@@_-_-_-_-__--_-_-_ dey don tak lik dat na mo brudda
This is why I keep a sword in my closet
The choice of music implies that cheeseman has a plin plin plon phase and I’m not sure if I’m ready for that
😊
Plin Plin Plon
Gotta pay that cheese tax🎶
Plin Plin Plin Plin Plon
Otherwise I'll have to take it🎶
Plin Plin Plon
A what
@@ItHamBoi it’s a ds3 reference
@@danzchild9216 yeah but
what's a plin plin plon phase
Edit: ok thanks for explaining in the replies, now i know what It means, can you stop replying i beg you
When you play video games long enough, at some point you just know a place is a boss fight or will be a boss fight later on if nothing happens.
I was expecting the guy to start rolling on the ground to avoid the attack
>walking down a hallway
>see a large, dark, and dare I say, ominous room ahead
>a whole cooked chicken, a glowing book, and a crate of ammunition sits outside the door
hhmmmm...
@@o1-preview ong
Every one way pit drop in the Borderlands series
Yeah you relapse the normal area now seems like a perfectly circular patch of grass that is the bets shape to be a areana, but you still go there anyway😅
The "Scourge of the Ordinary Bridge" is hilarious
Didn't know there was a 5th divine beast
@@JesusisLord756 lol
or another sage
I’d wear “Scourge of The Ordinary Bridge” on a shirt.
@@JesusisLord756 you mean a 6th?
thats the soul of cinder's theme, he's absolutely done for.
😂😂😂
Physically AND emotionally
NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS WALKING WITH GUYS THAT MAKE HEALTH BARS APPEAR
lol
@@heinkeld hahahaha hate you ahahah
lol
lol
lol
They really hit bro with the "Plin, plin, plon"🤧
She has that gamer instinct
She saw all the health potions in the room before
The legends are true…
The gamer girl is real
ROLL MAN, ROLL LIKE YOUVE NEVER ROLLED BEFORE
🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️
It’s his only chance!
But sir! He chose the worst character! A regular guy with only 20 stamina! How will we roll?!
Eat that random chocolate in your back pocket or you will die
Luckily he has on no armour so no problems there
Don’t worry, when he respawns there’ll be a fog wall so he’ll know not to go there again.
that is, if he is the type that can respawn
Nah bro wont have inf lives like games...
@@ravenjuno6246 wow bro no shit its called a joke
@@Browniera_ Nah bro wont have jokes with boss...
It’ll be a string cheeze wall
"It's just an ordinary bridge." My brother in christ, the game autosaved
The gate closing and the cut off scream is what sells this
its so accurate lmao
Ah yes, Phasmophobia.
That late "Oh shi-!" had me 💀
More like "Oh cheese!"
I felt the panic. It’s exactly how I feel when I step into a hard boss fight completely unprepared
The devastatingly low hp bar is perfect 😂
Didn't even it notice it because it was non existent 😂
He got hit with that rot (mold allergy.) just before coming to the bridge
That's his max HP unfortunately he can't put on his armor once in combat.
"Ive been waiting for you... Without moving... For the entire 1000 hours youve been playing...."
Shit start rollin. That’s my go to elden ring strat
What's the song on this one?
"Hello, yes, I would like you to play that song again"
@@Lemon_Sage9999its the theme song of the lord of cinder DS3
Facts dude
@@Lemon_Sage9999Dark Souls 3 - Soul of Cinder
Unfortunately 99% of peeps are too out of shape to do that, try Bloodborne dashing instead, it's a little easier and if you die.....well not like you had something better going on............yeesh.
Don't worry. Going off the music, this boss can be parried
Exactly what I was going to say.
You can parry anything
what is bro parrying with?
@@Mar-zt7np fist
@@Mar-zt7np his meat
When you accidentally walk too far into a suspiciously open, empty room and the fog walls appears behind you-
brooo corrupted monk in ashina depths😂😂
And realize you have 3 estus left, and like 100,000 souls on you 😂
tips for this boss
on the cheese wheel attack, staying close as possible to the wheel without getting hit is the best option because if you are near the hitbox the game trips out and the actual cheese man won’t target you until the attacks over
(this is important because cheese wheel is his hardest attack)
if you buy the “smooth slash” upgrade from the vendor in the first town (i forgot the name) than you have a 50% crit hit increase (really useful for this boss since crits do 3x dmg instead of 2x dmg like with normal enemies)
don’t use any attacks which will burn/melt the cheese because this will start the bosses second phase (melted cheese man) earlier and give the second phase more health
good luck!
edit: OH, and one more thing. bow and arrows are realllyyyyy good for this fight because he mainly uses close range attacks (except for cheese wheel and shredded cheese) if you just keep your distance you’ll be fine
you didn’t mention the Cheddarfawl Dance skill he does right before he enters his Mozarell,Cheese of God phase,the best solution is either using “Resolution” with the fingerprint stone shield or equipping light load and rolling through it.
Also to cheese, cheese man you need the great grater it gives 20 percent damage and 15% crit chance to all cheese enemies it can only be obtained by going to the great baker qnd doing his side quest
I’ll take those into account for all of you
you forgot about the shredding phase where he takes out his skateboard
This gives "cheesing a boss" a whole new meaning
Every gamer ever : there's a save station AND health and/or ammo right in front of this door?! What is in that room, and how many times will it kill me?! 😂
Every gamer in the 90's.
What the **** there's a boss in here, I have no ammo, I have 10% hp left, and no left over lives? Why did they make me run through this for 30 minutes before the boss and give me nothing?
Dang it I died! Now I have to go all the way through the entire level again to get to the boss with no ammo and hp again.
Nah fr, your luck just doesn’t suddenly go up when finding a bunch of healing items
In Souls games just pray you understand what arena's usually look like 😂
Dark souls doesn't bother man, save station? 10 miles away on some bosses. Heal? You got flasks
resident evil lmao
You think I'm trapped in here with you? But you're trapped in here with me.
*pulls out Chaos Zweihander+5*
Giants giants giants
Become unstoppable
THE BASS CANNON
*giantdad intensifies*
With Fortification ❤❤❤
Idk if you play dark and darker, but you should play dark and darker, trust me.
I swear, TH-cam waits until I forget this, and then, when my guard is down, floods my feed with cheese man to remind, 'this exists, now suffer' 🤣
The use of this specific OST implies that the boss has a "gwyn" momennt
Plin Plin Plon
Look up the swedish translation of Ost and prepare to have your mind blown
"Foul rodent, in search of the parmesan. Emboldened by the crave of cheese. Someone must extinguish thy crave, let it be cheeseman the fermented"
Edit: yooooo aint no way!, I wrote this as a joke never thought it would get 1k likes
Yo XD
A quest for the Elder cheese
The Fell Cheese
Why do you have less than 10k likes!?
"Share Them With Me. Your Ricotta, Your Feta, The Parmesan You Would Follow." - Mozzarella
After a while, Gamer Instincts kick in and you know what a boss fight arena looks like. You’ll figure it out sooner or later buddy 👍
This proves women are gamers too
Yea agreed, hollow knight forced me to equip this as my sixth sense or I wouldn't survive fungal wastes
@@GenderlessFurry_They-Themimpossible
@@Smil3yFaceGuyit created my 7th sense when i entered deepnest
Time to embrace the Void and gain your seventh sense
"You havent paid the cheese tax bud, NOW ITS TIME TO PAY!"
Ok I have seen so many people struggle with this boss, heres the strat he always opens with a right stab so dodgeroll left, he choreographs his attacks inverted so if he raising his right hand he will swing with the left, and don’t forget his weakness to fire damage
Good advice. He also has that one move with the telegraphed dash and double slash that can catch you off guard. You have to roll to the side for that one.
Bro has the blueprints we all need
Max charisma stats, it’ll think you’re a sandwich and lay down to be sliced.
the king has spoken!!!! lmfao hahah love it
WOW THANKS OMG
"I am cheeseman, blade of miquela, and i have never known defeat"-
nice ref lmao
"blade of mozzarella"
Genius@@nanimuwu
Perfection @@nanimuwu
"yeah but you smell of de-feet."
-"Thank you"
"Why you didn't use my summon sign next to the gate?"
**Ahh yes, Soulsborne fuel. But it doesn’t give the same feeling. Extraordinary!**
This is exactly how it feels going to irithyll for the first time
😂😂😂only those who bested that vile land understand
@averygavino-collins694 No one can convince me that there is a common enemy harder than the pontiff knights 😂
@@skinnytimmy1Jailers
This is hilarious!
Honestly the doggo near the sewers jumpscared me more than the bridge one on my blind run.
I swear so many games have a “this a definitely a boss arena” moment
Hilariously enough, "the cheese man" in my province (in Brescia - Italy) is a folk figure in our local language. We have a common warning that says: "arda che 'n dé o l'oter el ria chel del fürmai" (which means "watch out, because one of these days the man of the cheese will come"). It's meant as a warning to someone who's acting cocky and/or inconsiderate, and it's basically telling them to watch out because one day or the other, someone's gonna beat them up.
LOL 😂
Don't let the always sunny people hear about this. They'll make it into a musical
It really fits his initial response too!
Bro I thought the Cheeseman was supposed to murder him in a cheesy way, not just “beat him up”😂
As a Swiss, I am deeply humored and sad now
I love my job
This reminds me of walking into boss rooms in Ocarina of Time and thinking, "Hmm, this room is suspiciously big and wide."
"What's ominous about this bridge?"
THE CONCIERGE
NO
“I understood that reference”
Just roll behind him when he attacks, you'll be fine
Welp. I didn't need those cells anyway🙂🙂
The closing door transition was so smooth !
You have just entered "The Gates to Wisconsin"
watch out for deer
as someone who lives in Wisconsin i can say this is totally accurate
When there's a save point right before a large, open space:
See, the health bar agrees!
It WAS just an ordinary bridge.
"watch me parry this loser" -certain robot
hahahaha that's a good one
Ultrakill reference?
@@devikjha4173 yep
Pulls out comically large cheese grater
Ah yes, the ordinary Bridge, as opposed to the Big Bridge, on which Battles are very common.
You win with the FFV reference
After playing my first soulsbourne I have learned one of the many rules and that rule is that no ordinary looking place is safe
That scream was way too realistic! That’s great acting
He was not acting
Ten times actors weren’t acting
Cheese-man:”WHERES MY MONEY ZAK?!”
"WHERE'S MY MONEY LUBBOUSKY!!!"
I needed my money
WHERE'S MY ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE?
😭
MUSIC MAKES YOU LOOSE CONTROL 🗣️
The best feeling is when you accidentally get in a boss room when you were trying to find a save, and then you somehow kill the boss without dying
“prepare thyself”
JUDGEMENT!!
@@Ze12365Prepare thyself, ze!
"Thy end is now"
Thy fucking end is now
Not the boss music 💀
Soul of Cinder 🤓
Plin Plon Pling
Tis I
💀💀💀
plin plin plon
I am going to use this in my D&D campaign
That would be hilarious
I love that you sped up the gate closing and kept the sound the same, or whatever you did it just looked so amazing
The boss room closing yourself in is so real 😂
Cheeseblight Ganon looks crazy
link. you must find cheese
Didn't know they carried over blights into TOTK
@@bokoblin980its from botw
I'm 💀
@@davitrevisan8100
Not to be that guy, but they said "carried over". They were saying something about carrying over a Blight Ganon from BotW to TotK.
When you accidentally trigger the raid boss without the rest of the party
Leeeeroy JENKINS😂😂
Uh he just walked right in
@@Diodontgivadayum ,⚔️⚔️🐲🐲🐲 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Some bosses will attack the whole raid when that happens. An individual has taken down the same guild twice in World of Warcraft Hard-core Classic that way.
At least I have chicken. 💀
Nah we need a full party to even stand a chance
Roll bro, ROLL!
Deadliest bridge since Pewdiepie on PUBG:
Went there with shit armor, no potions, no weapons, and didn't even listen to his maiden when warned.
He deserves everything he gets
parry
“OH SHI-“ Zaks final words he will be remembered.
Bro the soul of cinder sound track goes hard as hell
Cheese man being one of the forms of Soul of Cinder is now canon
Your honor, in my defense.
He didn't pay the Cheeze tax
Cutscenes be like in games:
This is exactly what I imagine happening whenever I walk through a alley. Cheeseman and all. One hit from him and I’m dead because I’m lactose intolerant.
Forget Calamity Ganon, cheese man’s the scourge of the ordinary bridge
Bro entered an invisible fog gate 💀
If you can't parry or flurry rush him, just teleport to the nearest shrine, cook several attack up meals, get a Savage Lynel Crusher and return to the bossfight lmao
Cheeseman cheeses over your sheikah slate, unallowing you to teleport
@@Mikael.8 guess I'll die
Make sure to stock up on food and weapons before the fight! I heard Cheeseman is weak to bomb arrows
I heard fire melts his health bar pretty quickly
and for that reason, I don't trust in any Huge Hallway and room, because probably is a powerful boss waiting for you.
i thought Cheeseman is a super hero?
This is a different point on the timeline
@@CheeseParademakes sense
We are multi-dimensional
Poor guy found a glitch to skip every boss, he shouldnt have dated in the presence of the lord, Cheese.
Domain Expansion: Infinite Charcuterie
This reminds me of when you accidently enter a bossfight in hollow knight
Finally I beat you in extreme difficulty "proceeds to go into grilled cheese phase"
I love that it's also playing the soul of cinder theme, makes it 100 percent more terrifying.
“ He Hungers for Battle”
It's okay, just duck when he does the *GREAT CHEESE SLICE ATTACK!!*
~Boss music starts
Me: Ah yes perfect
Me: Well Ok Let's Dance
Based off this ui cheese man is about to get hit with a korok torture device
Lmao yeah, or he's about to get flurry rushed with a 108 attack savage lynel crusher
This fight is so easy, the cheeseman has the weakness of being ate. If you have no weapons in you hands you can bite him, dealing massive damage and healing you. Just be careful as there is no invincibility frams when you do this.
And what if he stabs me doing so? He has a really long range.
You think your simplistic tactics work on such a being. Blatant falsehoods
@@Cheeseman-II PHASE 2!?
@@Elden-BearYou want to find out?
Wait till spongebob meet cheeseman. He gon be on the kraby patty secret formula
When you accidentally enter a boss arena in souls games
Bro got trapped in a boss fight
Hey uh, Link? I think you missed a blight.
Cheeseblight ganon
“I’ve been waiting for this moment…”
Pulls out Lactose intolerance potion tier 3.
« It’s just an ordinary bridge »
The Baltimore bridge :🗿🍷
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Santa noises
@@CalIrons-wr2xy 🎅🎅🦀🦀💸
This is his first encounter with the Boss
When you enter a room and turn around to see a fog gate
"Regular guy" ? They did him so dirty ! 😂
If I were a dark souls boss I would want to be THE THRONGLER
A bomb is created with
A-Front nose locknut attach to 1 diameter main
rod holding the tagert components
B-1 5 diameter steel nose plug forging
C-Target case forging
D-K-46 steel target sleeve
E-Impact absorbing anvil
F-Tung sten-Carbrive tampor plug
G-Polorim Berylliu inustiytrucktors(4)
H-U-235 target rings(6)
I-Four section 13 diameter tung stern carbrive
tampor sleeve
J-Yogi antenna assembly(4)
K-Target case gun tube adapter
L- Lifflug
M-Safing aiming plugs(3)
N-6.5 bore gun tube
O-Electircal plugs(3)
P-Baro ports(8)
Q-Armored tube containg primer wiring
R-Aligurment rods(3)
S-U 235 projectile rings(9)
T-Projectile tung sten carbrive disk
U-projectile steel back
V-Gun tube reinforcesing sleev
W-Cordilet powder bags(4)
x-Gun breach with removable inntener plugs
Y-Mark xv electric gun primers(3)
Z-Armor plate
every souls player: “FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!”
Justice for Regular Guy Zak, he was right, it is just an ordinary bridge; no one asked him about the Cheeseman though, to which his answer might've been different
“Cynthia sent out Spiritomb!”
“Boss unavailable”
“You need to get a w rizz to fight the boss”
"They put all these heals out here, a literal save like 15 seconds back, nah this is a boss arena!"
Can't believe I'm here before you guys blow up and make it big 🧀