I Got Google Banned From My School

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  • I got google search banned from my school for a really dumb reason...and also got myself banned from the computers, but that time it wasn't an accident :'D I was a weird kid
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  • @ayyylmao101
    @ayyylmao101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8663

    I always disliked the SafeSearch crap, but my school board crossed the line when they blocked CoolMathGames

    • @msremnant5576
      @msremnant5576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      Ayyy lmao THOSE MONSTERS!!!!

    • @breerhode8035
      @breerhode8035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Wat? 😬😬😬😬😬😬

    • @shipsarebeautiful
      @shipsarebeautiful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      One of my schools also did that. But what's even better is they also blocked Friv4School, because it's such a bad website.

    • @ExperaMental
      @ExperaMental 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Damn bro that sucks

    • @angello_cup6129
      @angello_cup6129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Omg same dude! They banned it from our iPads!

  • @ir0ncat_
    @ir0ncat_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    Teacher: *WHAT IS THIS?!*
    picture: literally just a chicken
    Chipflake: *a b r e a s t*

  • @Sratruce
    @Sratruce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I got an encyclopedia banned from my school, because 3 out of 400 some pages were about human preproduction, and when my classmate saw it while I was plipping through pages, they stopped my page turning, and started taking notes, which brought attention to us, and so the teacher banned the book.

    • @TlnpotGaming
      @TlnpotGaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      they could've just ripped those pages out 💀

    • @Eaten_squid_cake
      @Eaten_squid_cake 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How old were you at the time?

  • @kcedwards3243
    @kcedwards3243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Chip has really came a long way since 4 years ago. The art style is definitely noticably different from the newer videos. Great job chip.

  • @LemonAid2k
    @LemonAid2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

    Tip for Wikipedia: replace the "en" in the link with "simple" to simplify the wiki page and make it a bit less complicated

  • @drawingdragons4097
    @drawingdragons4097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    “WHAT IS THIS?”
    “Err.. a breast.”
    Chip you are such a character.

  • @xXSimplySammyXx
    @xXSimplySammyXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    We installed the original GTA on our schools system in a way that all the kids could access it if they wanted to. We could even "co-op" on the LAN. Ah good times.

    • @UnBarney
      @UnBarney 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Legend

  • @forevermystified9248
    @forevermystified9248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This awoke a memory! This video is 3 years old but im gonna comment anyway.
    One time, I searched up Momo to see what it was, and one of my friends saw it, and told the teacher. Then the teacher told the principal and a letter was distributed to all the parents warning about internet searches.
    So now everyone in my class has a letter in their house warning about the internet.

    • @forevermystified9248
      @forevermystified9248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @anya boufa 8-9???

    • @TheDankBoi69
      @TheDankBoi69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope it was Momo from Avatar

    • @kingofcats6764
      @kingofcats6764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OH GOD I AM HAVING FLASBACKS TO SECOND GRADE. Exact same thing happened to me!

  • @bananerz354
    @bananerz354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    at my school my friend avoided getting caught so long that he listened to a full 10 hours of shreksophone

  • @Widdekuu91
    @Widdekuu91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    We had no Safesearch and we had no teacher in the room and we had about 70% males around 14.
    And we didn't get an assignment, we were told to 'practice' blind typing.
    Within 4 minutes, we were all gasping at Murat's screen, on which a woman was intercoursing with a dog on the streets in a far away country. I don't know, I learned a lot of scary things in those hours, nothing about computers though.

    • @slurb2961
      @slurb2961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      0_0

    • @Laserkitten
      @Laserkitten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Widdekuu91 LMAO, hilarious

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@goldenpants1239
      :P I'm Dutch, haha, it seemed like a logical word to me xD

    • @lvxxify1476
      @lvxxify1476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In our informatics class, we worked with PowerPoint and Kacper putted a Gif in his presentation where was a man and a woman, the man rotated with his Tail XD

    • @syilversyk
      @syilversyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's hilarious lmfao

  • @mihael64
    @mihael64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I accidentally destroyed every single computer in my school by uploading a multiplying gile to the shared server

    • @ronanbrooks2106
      @ronanbrooks2106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont how this dosent have more likes and replys lol

    • @ExtraVirgin0liveOil
      @ExtraVirgin0liveOil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is just plain epic

  • @Raven_VII
    @Raven_VII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Honestly during my 8th year of middle school, I was the leading student in terms of finding and testing 3rd party websites that could get around the schools safe search. I found over 100 separate sites that took TH-cam videos and put them on a separate site, accessible by school iPads. I'm sage to say I left a definite mark on that school. Glad I left though, the school became very cringe in the way they dealt with kids. Oh my goodness, ptsd. I even wrote a disstrack on the school. Fire poem.

    • @AamnaM2022
      @AamnaM2022 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      8 YEARS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL??????????
      I ONLY HAVE 3
      I FEEL SO BAD FOR UUU

    • @Pixelated127
      @Pixelated127 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AamnaM2022 He prob meant that he was in the 8th grade

  • @evilhedgehog2598
    @evilhedgehog2598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    My friend and I accidentally searched up "dik dik" when spamming a laptop.... And..
    I found out that Dik Dik is a type of deer LMFAO thank the lord.

    • @simp9876
      @simp9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Its also an Afrikaans word 'fat fat' XD

    • @orepainium8584
      @orepainium8584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dave Capps You are the dummy here. Afrikaans is a language!

    • @saltpepperratzz94
      @saltpepperratzz94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What's a Dik dik? DEER! ;-;

    • @DustDaAnt
      @DustDaAnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beuh

    • @aitsf
      @aitsf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AngelWolfi and friends well it’s a Dutch word lmao-

  • @DwanAnimation
    @DwanAnimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    There was an “inappropriate” ad on cool math games and the entire school got banned

    • @progect3548
      @progect3548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BluLite Animations what was the ad

    • @DwanAnimation
      @DwanAnimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Progect. I think it was one of those dating sites. Keep in mind they had to ban anything that a primary kid couldn’t handle

    • @perhapsawhitemale8144
      @perhapsawhitemale8144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DwanAnimation
      who said we couldn’t handle it?

    • @DwanAnimation
      @DwanAnimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@perhapsawhitemale8144 I mean what they think a kid couldn’t handle. When a kid sees something inappropriate they don’t think “I wish I didn’t see that” they think “I hope my parents didn’t see that”

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DwanAnimation Ya that's pretty much how that goes

  • @southernpennsyrailfan8579
    @southernpennsyrailfan8579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I actually have a similar story to this. When I was in fifth grade these kids were looking up “funny pictures of black people.” For any non american readers here, the United States has a very very dark history with racism and this was a huge no for my teacher. I wasn’t in that group of idiots but later that week the school principal came in and gave the boys, the girls got to continue recess, a powerful lecture about racism and in her words, “character harassment.” So for the rest of the year we weren’t allowed to use google.

    • @-.CosmicCode.-
      @-.CosmicCode.- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wait was it EVERY boy? Or just the ones who did bad

    • @southernpennsyrailfan8579
      @southernpennsyrailfan8579 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Every boy in the class. Only a few did it but all the boys in the class got in trouble@@-.CosmicCode.-

  • @TheGrandIllusionist
    @TheGrandIllusionist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This reminds me of my school. The sensor thing is so bad that the teachers can rarely get into their own lessons. Kahoot is randomly banned on some of the computers. On others, random sites are banned. Bad stuff still gets through. About half of the stuff that’s banned is stuff we need, and half the stuff you do NOT want Highschoolers to have access to is available. And don’t even get me started on the internet…

  • @VoodooGMusic
    @VoodooGMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Schoolbooks: have detailed depictions of human genitals in biology books.
    Teacher: "sleep"
    Random Girl found picture of a female brest on wikipedia.
    Teacher: "Ban bloogle!"

  • @yes-pu9zs
    @yes-pu9zs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    Our teachers hate Wikipedia.
    Every time we research they always scream *”AND DO NOT USE WIKIPEDIA.”*

    • @coolsauce7771
      @coolsauce7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same

    • @What-sk1uw
      @What-sk1uw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @notanedgysnipermain4977
      @notanedgysnipermain4977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That's because it can be edited by anyone, they don't trust the info being true.

    • @randmsextra5066
      @randmsextra5066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ikr

    • @ItsBenjiIswear
      @ItsBenjiIswear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Same but I use it anyways since it's literally tHE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN FIND WHAT YOU NEED >:O

  • @mayoo3614
    @mayoo3614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "WHAT IS THIS"
    *points at chicken*
    "uh...a breast?"

  • @legoonyx27
    @legoonyx27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Chipflake got banned from the laptops.
    But not the computers.
    *Proceeds to bing in an entire gaming PC*

  • @RoyaltoonzHD
    @RoyaltoonzHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    My schools logic:
    Other kid: Looks at inappropriate stuff *gets a warning*
    Me: Listens to music while on task
    *gets banned*

  • @aminuteinlife9503
    @aminuteinlife9503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Our school didn't really have a "child friendly" search engine. So we kept looking up the sex dictionary. And the teacher was actually oké with that cause it was "educational" 😂. We had an very open minded teacher

    • @lionberryofskyclan
      @lionberryofskyclan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      a minute in life UM.

    • @roc-noK
      @roc-noK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You had a pretty cool teacher, if I had tried that I would’ve been crucified.

    • @mysticallily3128
      @mysticallily3128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That is just the best teacher I all of existence

    • @aoisora3529
      @aoisora3529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@roc-noK Why is this funny

    • @meatball7669
      @meatball7669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They probably didn't think it was educational, they probably jusst wanted to look at breasts without getting in trouble

  • @traxxis2389
    @traxxis2389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Ah yes, what a "normal" intro song...
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT WAS THE BEST INTRO SONG I HAVE HEARD!

  • @m0nst3r_.
    @m0nst3r_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:22 I hope there was mostly pictures of chicken breasts

  • @dimiiswife
    @dimiiswife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    **Teacher storms in**
    *Teacher: WHAT IS THIS?!*
    *Chipflake: Uhh... It’s a breast?*

  • @zelzmiy
    @zelzmiy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    Someone : Hey Chipflake what's your artstyle?
    Chipflake: *YES*

  • @BenTheFren
    @BenTheFren 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It’s really cool to see how much your art style has progressed in these years! Also, your new voice sounds great for you.

  • @SmoreTheSillyStinky
    @SmoreTheSillyStinky ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Random story time:
    In 4th grade our teacher was nice enough to let us play on the computer,but it was a math game..
    There was an option to draw on the screen and this group of four kept laughing,so the teacher checked on them.
    It turned out one of them drew a “Cheeto”
    (Not gonna say the real word for it)
    Then they all got their computers taken away for a day.

  • @moonchild6619
    @moonchild6619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Teacher: WHAT IS THiS?!?!?
    Chipflake: a breast?

  • @itzshortie9481
    @itzshortie9481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    There is always that one kid that snitches

    • @dakwota3221
      @dakwota3221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and its meeeeeeeeeeee

    • @dakwota3221
      @dakwota3221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      =(

    • @uwuwatsthis1746
      @uwuwatsthis1746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poptart x3 that one kid is always my little brother

    • @qlitzer1542
      @qlitzer1542 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poptart x3 *cough* that one girl that tells everyone's secrets then they tell everyone else *cough*

    • @mmmmm3699
      @mmmmm3699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they was on tha streets they would get they asses popped

  • @HoneybunVRC
    @HoneybunVRC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chipflake: (Searches up something inappropriate)
    wait why do I hear boss music?
    Teacher: (kicks down the door)

  • @thefoxsocks0207
    @thefoxsocks0207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    one time in school a teacher sent an email to a kids family about his poor performance in school. turns out, they did an oops when sending it to the correct person and everyone in the curriculum (teachers families and students) ended up receiving that email.

  • @silviamills5218
    @silviamills5218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    kid chip: typo
    google: shows something mildly offensive
    teacher to google: so you have chosen death.

  • @beanman4531
    @beanman4531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    My school bans:
    Cool Math Games
    Wikipedia
    Wiki Fandom
    Roblox
    Also once some kid got into google once and renamed the high school to: “Gay Nightclub for Teens” wtf
    Edit 9/26/20: My school made the fricking news I just want to graduate and get out of here now

    • @sroku7673
      @sroku7673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My school bans all other search engines that aren't Google

    • @risked677
      @risked677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL

    • @thatthinginaplace5709
      @thatthinginaplace5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh shoot

    • @Snek-Jay-Jay
      @Snek-Jay-Jay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WOW🤣🤣🤣

    • @ahnthedrunk2983
      @ahnthedrunk2983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bruh just rename school to "H.E.L.L." and *BOOM* ,done~

  • @anotherguy9402
    @anotherguy9402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had to print 10,000 sheets to another school using their network saying bad things before I was never able to touch a school computer again. Tip of the iceberg.....

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:33 that "what" is so amazing

  • @sombra2082
    @sombra2082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    *looks back at child hood*
    -that’s a lot of damage-

    • @Renegade_7274
      @Renegade_7274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leena Kasmi *_-memes-_*

    • @mr.purple5040
      @mr.purple5040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leena Kasmi subbed to you for slytherin

    • @sombra2082
      @sombra2082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Purple thank you :3

    • @kzoo8268
      @kzoo8268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That joke almost got you a chance to be president

    • @sombra2082
      @sombra2082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bones Cartoons *h a h a, ik*

  • @UnknowingNeko
    @UnknowingNeko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    “A breast”
    M8, Thats clearly a *chicken*

    • @fart360
      @fart360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A chicken breast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @marlenejohnson1599
      @marlenejohnson1599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A chicken breast 😎

    • @marlenejohnson1599
      @marlenejohnson1599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RandomNameLastName811 me

    • @mariehawthorne3464
      @mariehawthorne3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      she most likely used a chicken because she will break the rules of youtube by putting a breast there

    • @UnknowingNeko
      @UnknowingNeko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      marie hawthorne
      M8, it’s clearly a joke.
      Wooosh

  • @NanoOnYT
    @NanoOnYT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My old school is banning everything. They banned coolmathgames, yes, but they are also banning TH-cam and you need a code to access it. So glad I left, the program they are using for safe search would collect and sell data. I never brought my iPad home when I was there.

  • @Who-cares15
    @Who-cares15 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is why I love you chip. I love your videos of childhood stories and stuff like that.

  • @neutralknight.6862
    @neutralknight.6862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    In my school, when I was in grade 7. We were given our own laptops that we can take home. All ours. Our school was apparently extremely rich.

    • @NoobtasticRX
      @NoobtasticRX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wow. Like a millionaire school?

    • @ghastdude589
      @ghastdude589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@NoobtasticRX My school is like that as well. They're not ours to keep, we can only use them until our senior year, and if we want to bring them home we need to pay an insurance fee. They never really monitored anything we did (I have a shitton of games on mine) which is probably why OP said "all ours."

    • @mehellolmme310
      @mehellolmme310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHERREE???

    • @cloudthefluff7998
      @cloudthefluff7998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same in Tn USA

    • @callumhall7442
      @callumhall7442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Plot twist:the teachers can see you search history

  • @Reedflower
    @Reedflower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3327

    In seventh grade someone had the bright idea to google their full name and see what comes up. Naturally, everyone else had to try it. That’s the day I came to the traumatizing realization that I share a name with a popular porn star :D
    I like the new style, and that intro’s pretty great too.

    • @wattsisnaim8111
      @wattsisnaim8111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      reedflower101
      I found out I have the same name as a side character on a British sitcom. (My real name that is, not my online pseudonym. Near as I can tell, I am the only one crazy enough to come up with this.)

    • @Chipflake
      @Chipflake  6 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      I'm still laughing about this omg

    • @interestedbee5389
      @interestedbee5389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Same thing with me

    • @cartmanpilled
      @cartmanpilled 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      reedflower101
      I share a name with Irish Whiskey lmao

    • @mehspacedorito
      @mehspacedorito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I got somebody who said that TWERKING WAS AN ART.

  • @bloomzdiary
    @bloomzdiary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I got in trouble for searching up penny wise in 5th grade, because one of the boys I hated told on me while the other students were fine and made jokes.. he was a party pooper ._.

  • @cat5889
    @cat5889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hi Chipflake! I really like this video, its cool and i really like the art. But I have a few questions:
    1. How long have you been an animater/drawer?
    2. Are you inspired by anyone? If so, whos your inspiration?
    3. What app do you use to draw?
    4. Is it okay if i do some fanart for you?
    Those were some questions I have/had. You dont need or have to answer these. Im just curious.

  • @pinkbunnygirl43
    @pinkbunnygirl43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    Should have exited out of the page and cleared your search history before the tattle tale and the teacher got back.

    • @Moonlitclovers
      @Moonlitclovers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Pinkie? Weird finding you here. Hello! I love your videos.

    • @borys161
      @borys161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hi pinkbunnygirl43 I love ur vids!! 😍 strange that ur here but...your a human too! So... any ways hai!

    • @AFK_Dyalkai
      @AFK_Dyalkai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hi pinky i never thought you will be here but hows your day going?

    • @thewronggelato3889
      @thewronggelato3889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And didn't it say they where 4-year-olds?

    • @bobaparadise9419
      @bobaparadise9419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thewronggelato no

  • @TheAMaazing
    @TheAMaazing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3547

    Wow, I am in LOVE with your accent. You can tell me whatever story you want, I'll listen to it hahaha
    Memes aside, I love your style, please keep it up!!!

    • @redskyspace2677
      @redskyspace2677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ITS TAH AMAAZING WAT UP

    • @stroytwin-minecraft2187
      @stroytwin-minecraft2187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I have a British accent but im austraila xD lol

    • @slippyy6742
      @slippyy6742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheAMaazing are we all from the DOWN UNDER

    • @slippyy6742
      @slippyy6742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stroy Twin- Minecraft I have a Canadian accent and I'm Canadian XD lol

    • @Jackaloper
      @Jackaloper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg loved the rap battle video u did with Tim Tom

  • @Dragon2o05
    @Dragon2o05 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My school banned TH-cam at one point due to a bunch of people looking up inappropriate things and bypassing the SafeSearch. This was a huge problem for us because the class I was in literally needed TH-cam for our slide show presentations and we needed to put in video links about past US president campaigns. Turns out even the teachers were blocked from TH-cam, but luckily the school figured out how to block specific people from using TH-cam instead of the entire school

    • @quantumroblox
      @quantumroblox 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      same thing happened to me because TH-cam Shorts…

  • @mallyv11
    @mallyv11 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ok so as a graduated 7th grader heres how you can bypass a safesearch to watch your blocked videos. (Only works with chromebook and might be blocked soon)
    Go to settings, switch the engine to bing and then log out, remove account. It might not work for that period so you might have to switch to google at the end of the period and sing out, remove account, then switch back to bing next period and it should work.

  • @Mrgaminggod101hater
    @Mrgaminggod101hater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    I got banned from school computers for printing 500 papers that say *Ok this is cool*
    Edit: I’m not unbanned intill highschool 😂

    • @jamesonloster6301
      @jamesonloster6301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LOL 😂

    • @theoddestweirdo9946
      @theoddestweirdo9946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      LEGEND

    • @Mrgaminggod101hater
      @Mrgaminggod101hater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Madisyn Hampton ikr

    • @cyrusperson4470
      @cyrusperson4470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard... And btw we haven’t ever been allowed to print things, we always had a teacher do for us.

    • @Mrgaminggod101hater
      @Mrgaminggod101hater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cyrus Person I’m in middle school my elementary wouldn’t let us print anything

  • @child9836
    @child9836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    When I was in primary 7 we were allowed to use the iPads to research something. (I forgot what we were meant to do) And these three boys were looking up *female parts*. Unfortunately the teachers had an app to check what was on the iPads screens or something so the teacher checked our screens and they all showed up on the smart board. Including the gross stuff. The boys parents got phoned to come to school and take them home immediately.

    • @customization9510
      @customization9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao

    • @chiefchepa187
      @chiefchepa187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      👁👄👁

    • @thebossmongars9651
      @thebossmongars9651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      " Female parts " 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tamixx89
      @tamixx89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Holy crap so those spy apps teachers use actually exist? Holy crap that could end up pretty badly in privacy invasion.

    • @Vanaxy
      @Vanaxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tamixx89 that's because it IS privacy invasion.

  • @too-many-choices
    @too-many-choices 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    somebody in my class searched up the middle finger

  • @mylaarcena8977
    @mylaarcena8977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I got banned from using the water dispensers in my school.I punched the thing too hard and the thing collapsed like a Jengga puzzle tower.

  • @your_artist_mijo_64
    @your_artist_mijo_64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    One time in my college induction day,, a classmate searched “French Cut” but accidentally put an “n” after the “u”
    Putting it delicately,, it didn't end well for him ":)

  • @Jaded_Mara
    @Jaded_Mara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    the teachers at my school are legit triggered because we find a way around every ban

    • @antboykl1349
      @antboykl1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kierstii saaaaame

    • @Futuremotions_112
      @Futuremotions_112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Once somebody at my school hacked the computer server
      And rickrolled all of us

    • @electrenator5601
      @electrenator5601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The internet will always find a way :P

    • @thatguyisafly2939
      @thatguyisafly2939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The school staff at my school thinks I hack through the safe search I guess because even when I'm blocked I find my way around it lol

    • @customization9510
      @customization9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Futuremotions_112 Absolute madman

  • @JaguarCats
    @JaguarCats 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I recall how back in school, safe searches were frustrating beyond measure. You try to search for something simple for a school project and you keep getting this stupid page that says "Can't Go there". Chatrooms (remember those?) were also banned cause one time a girl said hello in this one chatroom and some one sent her a bunch of naked pictures.

  • @vitin3817
    @vitin3817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:07 lol the hyperlinks

  • @bloxxedz8211
    @bloxxedz8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    Roblox is banned in my school, but not Happy wheels.
    edit : i just came back to this comment a year later to relize theres 1.4k likes. thats amazing.
    edit2 :this comment is 2 years old wow
    edit3 : roblox is still banned but LUCKLY HAPPY WHEELS IS FINALLY BANNED, or it got banned like 7 months after i commented this ever.. idk why i even edited this.
    edit4: damn bro this comment is probably my first comment LOL

    • @HorrorPenguinREAL
      @HorrorPenguinREAL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      roblox is banned in my school too.
      the only things we can do during free time is play games on brainpop

    • @crescenteclipse8967
      @crescenteclipse8967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Penguh yeah, same ;-;

    • @lpslollipop254
      @lpslollipop254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mr. Bucket this might be weird but 100 % know why it’s banned

    • @baragonkunfan94thesecondar60
      @baragonkunfan94thesecondar60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      screen recorders are banned in the 4th grade ict room (where i go for ict) and every other one from the 1st - 5th grade ict room because of “privacy”. if you want a screen recorder on a school laptop then you have to install some old archive of hypercam from 1997 or 1998 or bring a usb from home with bandicam on it.

    • @anw4aar
      @anw4aar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well Roblox is banned from my COUNTRY

  • @prinxd
    @prinxd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Banning Google : WTF is wrong with you teacher?!?!
    Getting banned from laptop: I do it everyday
    Conclusion: Use your phones kids

    • @GabbieTheFox
      @GabbieTheFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why would a school ever ban Google? That's so stupid. That's like saying "A pedo used candy to entice kids, so we need to ban candy." Sure some f***ed up people do that, but that's not even a fraction of a percent of candy sales. So you'd be enacting a ban of something completely innocent because you saw a single isolated example of it being used for an unsavoury purpose. The logic is so bafflingly stupid I'm surprised this ever gets suggested. Yes, I concede that Safe-Search is extremely ineffective and yes. That's down to Google being lazy.
      Wanna know how Safe-Search on Google works for the most part? The owner of a website and domain has to tell Google if their site is NSFW or not. That's it. They're not even under any obligation to be honest about it. And of course domain owners don't want their sites to be hidden by Safe-Search so the overwhelming majority just say that it's SFW. At that point everything on the site it marked in the system as Safe-Search Friendly and will show up in Google Searches even with Safe-Search on Strict.

    • @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
      @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GabbieTheFox Just like Gun Control.

  • @amberprichard1762
    @amberprichard1762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This got recommended this 3 years later for me

  • @thisisnotmyhandle364
    @thisisnotmyhandle364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got those little spinny chairs banned from my school from twirling around in it and i accidentally slapped a student in the of the head so yeah i could relate to this

  • @Moonfire121
    @Moonfire121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    For some reason I find it adorable how you say "What? That's not what I searched for!" at 2:33

  • @jovialjuliaq8541
    @jovialjuliaq8541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I was doing a project about Egypt (I did all the work btw) and my partner searched Sphinx. He spelled it wrong.
    Long story short many pictures of old women wearing nothing but bras and spanks appeared on the screen and everyone still talks about it to this day

  • @madisonrotter5875
    @madisonrotter5875 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My teachers use goguardian and it basically blocks crafting sites from the school computers. For example, youtube or Instagram. That teachers also have the ability to close out any of your tabs. So much for privacy.

  • @TheDankBoi69
    @TheDankBoi69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always have SafeSearch enabled but still there's these innocent websites that redirect you to "Hot singles in your area"
    This happened to me twice

  • @eggyolk8067
    @eggyolk8067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5362

    This comment has 5.5k likes
    (Will stop editing at 24th April)

  • @KeyPinMaxos
    @KeyPinMaxos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Intro is so amazing! And the story was pretty funny too lol. I love the style you're going with! Keep up the great work Chip!

  • @tessmella573
    @tessmella573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My two friends and I got changing the school iPad wallpapers banned for every grade. Suffice to say we were not innocent.

  • @1dude3
    @1dude3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hi chipflake, i go to school in germany, and for many teachers it's like "rebelling" or a "criminal act" if you say your oinion about something, and i once got a expulsion, or however its called in english, because of that. i told the teacher that saying my opinion is like a fundamental right but she didn't care

  • @GraveOfSki
    @GraveOfSki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    I was just sitting intently waiting for the intro then _BAM! SUPER HYPED!!!_
    Awesome video, loved everything about it! Glad your having fun making content and look forward to the next video!

    • @toesnub9676
      @toesnub9676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Skiboy same
      The moment I saw it on Twitter my hype for his video became super immense

    • @bobtherolingfagot5559
      @bobtherolingfagot5559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he copy planet dolans intro xd time for you to end it ;)

    • @og.shadefur
      @og.shadefur 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skiboy The only thing I don't like about this animation is when you switch expressions there is a lurr and it irritates my eyes

  • @irrelevantloser2857
    @irrelevantloser2857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    banning google: Not reasonable.
    banning you from computers: Reasonable

  • @JunebugFairyTok
    @JunebugFairyTok 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This intro will never get old.
    (I’m crying it’s so good I haven’t watch you in a year-)

  • @zorconix7546
    @zorconix7546 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao, found this video in my recommended and I already love your awsome content! You earned a sub from a random guy!

  • @hinsie4268
    @hinsie4268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Lmao there's always that 1 kid who's a sheltered snowflake in your class. I googled "model" and I was looking for a solar system model in the 3rd grade. Welp I got images of swimsuit models and honestly thought if I scrolled down far enough I would find what I was looking for....... yeeeeaaaaahhhh some kid was offended and reported me. Got detention for a week. 😅

    • @strawberryckes
      @strawberryckes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FlightlessBird good times

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FlightlessBird ouch

    • @KeybladeMasterVicky
      @KeybladeMasterVicky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those kids were the most annoying people ever. Like even if you're not trying to look for anything bad and something mature happens to come up in the results they tell the teacher on you. Here's an idea: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS :,-D

  • @user-pf7qz3gv9v
    @user-pf7qz3gv9v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I do have a story,here it goes:
    When i was a 11 years old kid whit not that much of knowing,i searched xxx,it was the worse thing i ever done
    I was traumatized.

    • @punkimierdasshiet4026
      @punkimierdasshiet4026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      tHaT sUrE wAs a BaD MoVie bUt NoT tHaT mUcH

    • @pppoopoo1232
      @pppoopoo1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DONT SEARCH IT UP

    • @movedchannel3802
      @movedchannel3802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh SHI-

    • @jordandraws4212
      @jordandraws4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it wouldn’t be that bad
      I was wrong

    • @Laittth
      @Laittth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Punctuation marks don't replace spaces!

  • @NotchPlaysYou
    @NotchPlaysYou หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One time I searched up "Poo" And it popped up with 💩 and the next day my teacher was like "Somebody has searched somthing inappropriate and if you lie you will go "on duty" so I came up to the teacher and said " I searched up poo" and the teacher was like "ew why did u search that" I lied I also searched up pingas and elgoog

  • @GentlePugYT
    @GentlePugYT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “That makes their necks seam retractable”💀

  • @itsthephenom
    @itsthephenom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I got shrek banned once. Good times.

  • @KalamariHydra
    @KalamariHydra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Every website except for Typingclub, Khan Academy, and Zearn is banned from my school computer.

    • @TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul
      @TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Protest by not doing work

    • @spitfire8905
      @spitfire8905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul YES

    • @Mimi-ur1ur
      @Mimi-ur1ur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That sucks.

    • @Vanaxy
      @Vanaxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul Better yet upload 20 viruses to the schools router so it spreads across the school

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They banned Kahoot? My math teacher is constantly asking me if I want to participate in those despite me saying no every single time.

  • @robertmacdougal8875
    @robertmacdougal8875 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What I think of this story is 10 Bing and 3 Googles out of 19 burritos

  • @mlgsnip3rv291
    @mlgsnip3rv291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn 5 years already, I remember watching this on a Sunday night, after playing Roblox and Mario 64 on my emulator while eating chips and xhilling with mom

  • @2Edgy4ThisPlanet
    @2Edgy4ThisPlanet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    The title has me hooked already, also love the new style

    • @Chipflake
      @Chipflake  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks man

  • @crazeyt4470
    @crazeyt4470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "What is this?"
    "A breast" OwO
    I'm laughing so hard rn

  • @Aaroneljugon1
    @Aaroneljugon1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally progammed a bypasser for Linux in my institute. I can watch orange youtube and use incognito mod and the teacher couldnt watch my screen, block it or even know if it was on. I shared it with everybody and it got viral in the institute. 2 years later, teachers still dont know about this. Im considered a god since that day.

  • @TrickShotandGaming
    @TrickShotandGaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    On time, me and one of my friends were researching for a constellation project. He had Canis Minor, and I had Libra. We were kinda goofing around, and using the "voice to text search" on our Chromebooks. When he said "canis minor" into the search, it said "P***s minor". That's how he got VERY limited computer usage for the rest of the week.

  • @TankBank
    @TankBank 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1700

    Research in the computer room? Ahhh heck yes! Those were the days :D

    • @CurvierThanAphrodite
      @CurvierThanAphrodite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      actually, where I come from, we still do XD....sometimes...rarely...

    • @catpawz_1517
      @catpawz_1517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tank Bank what do you mean? Kids still do research on computers.

    • @sassslayer2388
      @sassslayer2388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Catz&Dogz4life But do you have a room made for just computers in your school?

    • @pantheanbreeze8324
      @pantheanbreeze8324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesh
      For elementary peeps

    • @animationscreeper6415
      @animationscreeper6415 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tank Bank hai

  • @Chiken___
    @Chiken___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mate I’ve been watching you for ages and your my fav TH-camr

  • @alfiewhitson7726
    @alfiewhitson7726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    North Korea : *bans everything*
    Some random school in England : hold my beer

    • @TheDankBoi69
      @TheDankBoi69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i once browsed a .kp website
      It's the DPRK Geographical domain

  • @louiseduccini1085
    @louiseduccini1085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    AHH THE INTRO IS EVERYTHING AHHHH ITS AMAZING

  • @stephenlaurent2997
    @stephenlaurent2997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    His teachers: EEEEEEEEEE
    my teachers: Meh
    My teachers when I wear a hoodie: EEEEEEEEE

    • @Elias_Harrison
      @Elias_Harrison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      teacher when bully is beating the shit out of a kid: Meh
      teacher when the quiet kid punches the bully once:
      *_R E E E E E E E_*

    • @no9560
      @no9560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r e l a t a b l e

    • @NoobtasticRX
      @NoobtasticRX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know the EA Sports E meme?

    • @theairacobra
      @theairacobra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My school has hoodies on it's uniform lol

    • @fudgeciclez
      @fudgeciclez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chip is a they just sayin:)

  • @AquaranSocialistRepublic
    @AquaranSocialistRepublic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Back in elementary school, my teachers starting from 3rd grade after I was moved to a different school were using Google Classroom for online assignments. Although it was a bit hard to use considering that elementary schools give you just one teacher to do all the work for you (in 5th grade I had to switch between two over and over again) I actually kinda liked it. Once I entered middle school in the 2019-2020 school year, it was still being used, and it was a lot easier to use because of the new periods system (my school uses something I call the A-day-B-day system where 4 of your 8 classes are on each A day and B day, which repeat in a pattern). But then COVID happened and I was limited to distance learning for my time in 7th grade. Only thing is, although it took me a few days to notice, Google Classroom was no longer in use. Instead, my teachers were using something called "Schoology" for online assignments (which was basically every single assignment that I ever took for that whole school year.) This year, in all the chaos distance learning has caused, with all the 8th graders screwing around like brainless monkeys (often roughhousing or even using curse words), Schoology was still in use, which made me feel like Loudoun County Public Schools had scrapped using Google Classroom permanently. It's something I can't really prove until I start my freshman year of high school. Wish 8th-grader me good luck trying to live through the worst school environment possible only to figure out if Independence High School uses Google Classroom or Schoology the following school year! (god that was a lot to type)

    • @cindersnap.
      @cindersnap. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      my school used schoology since the third grade and never used google classroom so at least it’s easy for me to figure out

  • @5gallonsofmilk
    @5gallonsofmilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Stupidest thing I've ever searched up was banana sundae just because I want to get hungry

  • @AveryDelMiller
    @AveryDelMiller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    CHIP! *we are UTTERLY HORRIFIED THAT YOU BROUGHT UP HOW GIRLS CAN PEE IN THIS VIDEO.* we were not aware that this is possible, and I will be contacting youtube to urge them to remove this *HORRIFYING and disgusting* content.
    Signed,
    Your Old School
    ps: good vid lol ;33

    • @Jin-rp9bx
      @Jin-rp9bx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Avery Miller lmao 😂

    • @bebes444
      @bebes444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      JelliBoyYT Diss Tracks,Vlogs,and More! It’s called a joke...

    • @angstyprince7692
      @angstyprince7692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vermilion Fox
      Well maybe that isn’t your kind of humor, but it’s their kind of humor so they find it funny :p

    • @sandfeathershe-cat_windcla3307
      @sandfeathershe-cat_windcla3307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im Asain Dude Yeah he is a furry

    • @TheTreyBombay
      @TheTreyBombay 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi Avery! I'm a fan of yours~ Keep up the good work!

  • @Frostadoodle
    @Frostadoodle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    the true mastery of computer rooms is opening a Wikipedia page on whatever you were supposed to be researching.
    Then puttting a game in the other tab and constantly switching back to the Wikipedia page at lightning speed every-time the teacher passes by. STEALTH LEVEL 100.

    • @drayid5839
      @drayid5839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frostadoodl

    • @evan10307
      @evan10307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this is so me lol

    • @monkeyman3942
      @monkeyman3942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO SAME I DID IT TODAY

    • @lilymihm2107
      @lilymihm2107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      try alt tab

    • @evan10307
      @evan10307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      omg i use that!!!lol switches tab realy fast right?

  • @Uncoltrolablecat
    @Uncoltrolablecat ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve only watched three of your videos and I’m already obsessed

  • @rockstarfoxy2616
    @rockstarfoxy2616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just found your TH-cam Channel. I like your art style!
    NO WAY YOU MAKE YOUR OWN SUBTITLES!?

  • @Kazuto_Wildcat
    @Kazuto_Wildcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    No matter how safe the computers were in my school I always managed to get through the security system and proxy. Nobody was able to stop me back then :D

    • @markusscheidt5327
      @markusscheidt5327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A kid in my school just ran a Virus on them... R.I.P Laptop...
      Ah yes and No one knows the kid...

    • @Elias_Harrison
      @Elias_Harrison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@markusscheidt5327 anonymous gang

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think that's you being good at bypassing security, I think that's just schools generally sucking at computer security.

    • @Kazuto_Wildcat
      @Kazuto_Wildcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TinyDeskEngineer i do have some knowledge about computers and programs

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kazuto_Wildcat well, schools still suck at computer security.

  • @Guy_W
    @Guy_W 6 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Chip was a good, innocent child. Then she saw a breast picture on Wikipedia. This sole event is what led her to ride a moped to class, join a moped gang, and snort crushed PopRocks candy while chugging CapriSun pouches. Chipflake was never the same again.
    So remember kids, computers are evil and you should never use the internet.

    • @interestedbee5389
      @interestedbee5389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Anai congratulations you got the joke

    • @Caspurrxd
      @Caspurrxd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but.. u r, right now xD

    • @alextutu6356
      @alextutu6356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ThatGuyWhoCantSing hahaha XD u are so funny

    • @unevity4765
      @unevity4765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ThatGuyWhoCantSing oh nu

    • @istoleyourjams270
      @istoleyourjams270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh you are the guy who was mentioned at 0:29 right?

  • @KatTheFoxtaur
    @KatTheFoxtaur 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ahahaha.....TH-cam had only been around for one year when I graduated high school... :'3
    -old man voice- "Back in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways to the library, if we wanted to watch videos about peeing standing up!"

  • @DogIsCat-un3rb
    @DogIsCat-un3rb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One time my friend got ALMOST kicked off their computer, when their account was hacked or something. They spammed the f-word in chat, with their hands in the air. He had to get a replacement computer, but we never figured out who that hacker was 😂

  • @vanngocthien
    @vanngocthien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Teacher: What is this?
    ChipFlake: A breast.
    Nice answear lol

    • @aoisora3529
      @aoisora3529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha Chip is very wrong it was a Chicken