I love how this can actually be used for an actual advice on dating a woman, you don't only need to respect the woman you're dating, you need to respect yourself too
@@50shekels no that's your misinterpretation, when i said "because it's not about hating women, it's about respecting yourself" that was not me defining what the word simp meant.
@@memetos9375 definition: A person who foolishly over values another person and treats them like a god/goddess. basically doing everything for the person and the other person ain't doing shit for them. What you tryna say isn't a simp, dumbass
*when a girl does anything to offend a boy* oH mY godDdDD shE kIckED mE! Edit: experience Edit two: how this is related to the comment. A boy can be shit to a girl and everybody’s fine with it, but when they’re nice they’re called simps. And a girl can’t do anything but watch or she’ll be yelled at by the boys.
Tucker Nogales just pulled out the simp detecter, maple milk has tested negative levels on the simp scale, meaning he is a chad. Same cannot be said about you Tucker :/
I'm happy this song blew up, yung nugget needs more subscribers, he's so funny and actually good at rapping. If he wanted to he could stop all the meme stuff and become big as hell.
If you want a certified simp evaluation™ then dm me on instagram @itsyungnugget for more advice Also I wanna say that this song is definitely not supposed to be taken seriously, so don’t be coming in the comments all angry because I gave you bad advice or something lmao. Just remember that you’re all beautiful human beings and the best way to make people like you is by truly being yourself❤️
@@tonetonegaming8364 Jesus Christ, it's a colloquial term of course he's not actually spitting. If you're referring to the fact that he doesn't sound like he's rapping, then that's pretty subjective. His flow was pretty good overall and the rhyme pattern was there.
Yo I just dropped the sequel to this song called OnlyFans Girl check it out if you want:th-cam.com/video/uu0-HIMyfvc/w-d-xo.html
Nice lol
Nice lol
nice lol
Damn, that was a sequel?
The lore deepens
Hi:)
Someone get this dude a Grammy 👏
Billy
Oh thank god ur here
Billy Marchiafava hello god, how’s lyrical genius heaven?
agreed
BILLY
Dora’s map been real quiet since this was posted
Big facts
th-cam.com/video/Z4_mfmd4RDE/w-d-xo.html bass boosted version, the other link ^^^^^ up there doesn't work
Map is a simp for Dora
MAP👏🏻DON’T👏🏻WANT👏🏻NO👏🏻SMOKE👏🏻
I’m fucking crying
map could never
It took me 20 seconds to realize what song this is, glad we all grew up on Dora.
I guess Map isn't a simp
@@3t0m03 map is chad
@@mountaindew9921 1. you're disgusting
2. you're right
mountain dew is bad
@@exuveum5875 diegoo is doras boyfriend and her cousin at the same time
I love how this can actually be used for an actual advice on dating a woman, you don't only need to respect the woman you're dating, you need to respect yourself too
*Sending this to Mordecai*
Good he needs it
i would like this but 69
And Finn
Fresh2000 th-cam.com/video/dcxf7zIfs3Q/w-d-xo.html
Coco Salvatore finn would be like “wow okay bro you right” but mordecai would go full breakdown
Finally, a good way of teaching people the meaning of a simp; because it's not about hating women, it's about respecting yourself.
Simp means you idolize women. Chad means women idolize you.
Captain Cap simps don’t hate women, they are nice guys.
It’s incels who hate women
@@50shekels that's not what i was saying, what i meant, was calling someone a simp doesn't mean you yourself hate women.
@@captaincap4931 That was what you were saying. What you MEANT mightve been that
@@50shekels no that's your misinterpretation, when i said "because it's not about hating women, it's about respecting yourself" that was not me defining what the word simp meant.
Hard to believe that a legendary song had dropped a year ago.
Yep
@@boonduckgod1655 now 3 yrs 😮💨
4 years now, cant believe 2020 has been that long ago@@legendarychicken9680
@@legendarychicken9680 now 4 yrs
I like how this song essentially tells simps it's POSSIBLE to get away from their simp tendencies and says there is hope.
God tier commentary
First step is acceptance
second step is get some drip
Yep, this is being played over the school intercom 🔥🔥🔥
@HomeMade Memes simp
Well that's not very godly of you
@@loganrewa2 -_-
MY MOTHER WARNED ME ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU
Did u record it
Guy: Proposes to his gf of 5 years in public
Nearby single teen:
stinks I’m releasing a song called no simp September on September 1st. Can you please sub and wait for the release
@@YoutuJj Shut up
your simp
this so stupid 🤣
@@donnalodrigue635 *You're dumbass
can we just appreciate this guy, he literally sung how to not be a simp to the kid, what a homie.
Sive: Literally says hi
Pewds: Look at that simp
I feel stupid for not realizing this is the “I’m the map” beat
I knew I heard it somewhere
Ok but I love your profile picture
Alexander 420 lmao thank you
Same
BALOONY COME BACKK!
I sent this song to my friend who’s a simp... we are no longer friends, not cause he was offended, because he didn’t like the song.
Marvelous Diego worth it
U did the right thing🤣🤣🤣
that means he wasn't your friend if he didn't like the song.
True human here
same
still hitting hard after 3 years 🔥
FR RIGHT
That’s what I’m sayin
That's what she said as well@@NCRfan
real
Will always be relevant
Guy: saves girl from what would’ve been a tragic and painful death.
Every 12 year old in existence:
simp
What are you.... a fucking simp?
@@Kanji_Ravenholdt what if its their grandma? what are you gonna do? yell "SIIIIIMMMMPPP"?
@David Hernandez oh my fucking god
S.I.M.P. Squirrels In My Pants. S to the i to the m to the p
Ayyye. U sir are a man of culture
P.I.M.P pants in my pants
LOL I LOVE THAT
Yup.
now I can't enjoy that song
S-squirrels
I-in
M-my
P-pants
Stfu
@@smallpp23 pepe inception
When I hear that I sing that shit out loud with you reposted in the wrong neighborhood beat in my head
S-I
I-Don’t
M-know
P-how
-acronyms
-work
S- So
I- I
M- May
P- partake in women
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE INCEL GROUP CHAT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Watching this in tears knowing he quit but I’m happy for him
Girl: gets trapped in a fire
Boy: saves girl
Every 12 yr old:
No u
K simp
space is amazing 24 yee your clapped
@@WeedSmoker-mn5em no u
space is amazing 24 yee understandable have a nice day
Mario is a simp he goes around risking his life to save a princess to never get anything out of it and bowser the chad just steals her again
i never even thought about that 👀
you dont know what happens in the castle.
ExposedAnimation since bowser always got Peach he probably doing something with peach
Bowser is a Pimp
Mario is working hard asf to save her just to get a kiss but my man bowser is like FUCK IT IMMA STEAL HER AGAIN
best song to hear with the family
This man deserves a nobel
Hey this isn’t Belle Dolphins Onlyfans.
Always hasn't been
Dayes Designs r/thisisntfuckingreddit
It's better
Simp
Always been
‘Are ya winnin son?’
‘Yes father, all Simps have been successfully eradicated’
"Well we did it boys, simping is no more."
Tyler The Uncreator it was the war to. End all simps it ended nothing but it changed the simple forever
simps will never be destroyed it stays in our heart without we knowing it...
Yes dad, I finally am able to make a tsar bomba
"Well Son, theres one more.... You."
i'm so sad cus I'm rewatching this after watching his retirement video
Same
Yeah it’s sad
he back
plot twist: the doctor is actually Johnny Sins
Nobody:
Kids who donate their moms credit card to pokimane:
@@SmugGuy also people named bruh
@@SmugGuy bruh
Also people like you who scout out comment just to say something mean like get a life you simp
@@SmugGuysaid by the one who took ten minutes to reply like do you have anything better to do
@@SmugGuy so you want a reply you actually have nothing better to do
Modern day version of the "I'm the Map" theme - this is what kids listen to nowadays and that's great!
U like 2021 with covid 20
@@nachos5239 kno covid 20 in 2020
Dude I am stupid I knew it sounded familiar 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ I used to sing along with the map song 🤣
i showed this to my cousin cuz hes a SIMP
Wait what i gotta look at the map song again
I miss these days lol 2020 was fire
Tbh meme rap was the most popular in 2020
This hits so hard I remember back in the 2019 jailbreak days when I first found this song and not letting me down my rabbit hole of amazing music
*_When they say white boys can't rap_*
*_White boys:_*
Soviet Doge *eminem has entered the chat*
th-cam.com/video/Z4_mfmd4RDE/w-d-xo.html bass boosted
Soviet Doge porn by lol barnacle
lil dicky has entered the chat
Guess he's black
A guy who defends a girl: *exists*
Everybody in the classroom:
Cause he is
Y’all for real turned into Twitter people
@@memetos9375 for being a decent human
@@memetos9375
definition: A person who foolishly over values another person and treats them like a god/goddess. basically doing everything for the person and the other person ain't doing shit for them.
What you tryna say isn't a simp, dumbass
A part of it
William Hank the amount of times you rewrote that made my reply alarm to 7
1:24 this part is stuck in my head
I sent this to the emo simp kid he got drip now thank you doc 🙏
"Hey grandpa, how do you know you're a simp?"
grandpa: *song flashbacks*
Bruh why does the rap part of song sound like dubbed Bakugo lol
Diana Wilson nah sounds more like Denki lmao
Mikasa Ackermann
Why can I imagine them singing this to Mineta lmao
Diana Wilson
I can imagine Mineta singing that to everyone for no reason even though he goes on about seeing the girls bikinis lmao
Then grandpa gonna drop some bars.
Now this is actually a good use of the word simp
Rhett Elias th-cam.com/video/dcxf7zIfs3Q/w-d-xo.html
@@thagreatking6283 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@aurcury Eat your cereal
NEZUKO
What? The word has been around for decades
This song is so nostalgic
Mordecai: *says one word to any girl*
The ENTIRE Regular Show fanbase:
I love you
Merch idea: you in a bathtub full of nuggets
You cRaZY
In a bathtub full of GOLD nuggets
See what i did there?
Gayyyyy
he did lmfaoooo
Boy: is generally well-mannered and nice towards girls
Every kid in school:
*when a girl does anything to offend a boy*
oH mY godDdDD shE kIckED mE!
Edit: experience
Edit two: how this is related to the comment. A boy can be shit to a girl and everybody’s fine with it, but when they’re nice they’re called simps. And a girl can’t do anything but watch or she’ll be yelled at by the boys.
th-cam.com/video/LP8GRjv6AIo/w-d-xo.html
while we are on the topic your hair cut looks like it was done yourself.
you're a simp you aint ever been a pimp YOU A SIMP
Simp
Imagine going to the hospital the doctor drops a fire beat about simps fashion and sex
"Your a simp" like damn I really felt that 😂😂😂
Some guy:*Cares for his Wife*
The Entirety of Reddit:
Reddit is full of simps to
Lord Tullece yeah except they try to cover it up by yelling at people cuz they’re a simp. They’re a simp. They’re a simp
Wut? When I go on reddit No one says simp lol
@@eyo2953 therye projecting because they simp for the gamer girls
@@hydrocritical2268 not all redditors are Simps (no I don't have reddit)
You hand hold your girlfriend
The entire class:
irlv_nt O_o yez vary tramatizing tu gat dentantion en yur schoo
Yes
irlv_nt O_o oh my gawd eye never nhew yoo can get dentantion four taht
how when simping became famous when we were in lock down
Glock _wrld no it didnt, pokimane/belle delphine were simped over *hard* for a long time
This deserves not just a Grammy, but a Nobel Peace Prize.
gen z as doctors-
Dora would be jamming to this and simps is hating
Boots be simpin' for Dora.
So true
Give me your profile pic
Trxshz Gxng love that stamina pfp. favorite $not song?
look at me profile pic lol i has the original .
This sound oddly familiar with "I'm the Map" song from Dora-
Pretty sure this song sampled the instrumental of that song
👀
Talking to boots
It is
Your profile picture looks like the face you make when saying that XD
The fact it took me a while to notice the beats from "Im The Map"-
Thanks for the tips
can agree this tutorial is so good
This man's a legend for sampling the dora map theme and roasting your ass in the same song
your a simp
Tucker Nogales just pulled out the simp detecter, maple milk has tested negative levels on the simp scale, meaning he is a chad. Same cannot be said about you Tucker :/
Tucker Nogales you’re*
@@tuckernogales6616 rip
Uh maple milk no beef but your ass to. Not..just us
Nobody:
Captions:
“YoUr A SiN, YoUr a SiN-“
Ahahhahaaha so underated
Asahi is quaking
Me too
Works either way
Kenmas Gameboy second acc yep
i just randomly thought of this song 😭
0:46 tutorial for simps to become Chads
me: says happy birthday to mom
every single middle schooler:
SIMP
Alabama, I see...
We LOVE Alabama
SIMP
Whatever you say madara
waited 2 months for another banger, was it worth it?
yes it was
Yas simp
You're a simp
E L E V E N
I like the pfp
Omg E L E V E N ITS ME TEA FROM DISCORD
E L E V E N th-cam.com/video/dcxf7zIfs3Q/w-d-xo.html
I just found this man, and his songs are amazing. I’m 3 years late to the party but I’m still gonna be dancing.
Least you get to listen to them now
A Hood certified Classic
HONESTLY HE'S SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS TO GET YOUR DRIP TOGETHER
Ily
Ong
You cannot stop bible man
ig this means yung nugget is bilingual since he can speak english and facts
Straight up, simps got ugly ass hair usually
Imma tell my kids this is dora's theme song
What kids? Jk
You have no choice
@@SimpyLuis 🤣🤣🤣
Worse than my crimes be FAR
edit each show so this is the song that plays 😂
Noone:
The youtube close captions: Youre a sin.
I'm giving this to my friend and brother
Girl: getting mugged
Boy: helps
13 yr olds:
🧢
Simp
Simp
Simp?
people in this reply section are overreacting.
You can tell he was smiling when he recorded this
Edit: what the fuck happened in the replies
Yea lol
Nahhhhhh your just dumb
@@anon126anon8
says the dumbass who doesn't know the difference between your and you're
@@kaikaikatana maybe he meant that his name is: just dumb
washibi nobody cares how anyone spells “you’re” that’s probably the only thing you know
sounds like a song i would hear on Christmas
well three years pass by and its still good
I sent this to my friend who's a simp.
He's still a simp. He just liked the song.
Same here
Same, my friend just got a perm cuz a girl said she likes boys with curly hair, RIP
SuperSukes they will never learn 😤
Truffz. i’m sorry for your loss :(
playboi zoinks they never will
Greg: trying to impress holly.
Rowley:
doawk nostalgia
The beta Greg the sigma Rowley
I'm sad that I get the reference perfectly
@@Channel-hb8vx fr. rowley could hit it NO HESITATION.
@@kawaiibunnii9337 yeah
“Weird Al” Yankovic: *starts clapping nonstop*
2024 goin hard with this one
Me: thanks the female cashier*
The middle schooler behind me:
Good God this is so true
It’s tru
I am from the future
LMFAOOOOO
@@valurebeasted3243 Boi what da hell
Eminem has been real quiet since this came out..
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I'm happy this song blew up, yung nugget needs more subscribers, he's so funny and actually good at rapping. If he wanted to he could stop all the meme stuff and become big as hell.
This song singlehandedly ruined my friend group. Major simp got offended and blew his shit up lmao. Thank you
Better then than later
12 yr olds when they see a guy open a door for a girl
12 yr olds when a guy saves up money to be able to fly to his long distance girlfriend and become the greatest youtuber to have ever lived
@@totallynoteverything1. Pewds is a Chad
@@totallynoteverything1. There's much better youtubers than that cancerous pewdiepie.
@@Kdot6_16 ur lying, theres no onr better
@@sadrose1349 n o
percentage of Simps have went down dramatically since this song dropped
One -rope- conversion at a time
my nigga, its because all of these simps died of coronavirus
Just came back to this after finding out that mister Nugget is retiring :(
1:12 i love it how it sounds like dr suess, but the last thing you would think it is is dr suess
Title says "Simp Detector"
10 million people "This looks like something for me..."
No overused stop now
8.1
I just like ts
am i sus
Its 8.7 now
Calling it now, tik tok will be all over this chorus
yep
jinx it
@ word
You’re right. The thots are already rolling out in waves. 🙄
I'm here cause of tik tok. It's already starting
Why is he not in Spotify 😞😞
he is
Girls reaction : 🤦♂️
Boys : yuhhhhh 🔥
Yo if she says *thank you bro* just know its over.
@fishsauce OnDaBeat were glad but do you have to comment on everyone's comment?
That’s when you drop her
《Lushen Axeed》 The Cooler King as soon as I get left on delivered for 2 minutes I stop fuckin with her
unless you are in alabama
@@patrickmillar8036 wait a minute...
If you want a certified simp evaluation™ then dm me on instagram @itsyungnugget for more advice
Also I wanna say that this song is definitely not supposed to be taken seriously, so don’t be coming in the comments all angry because I gave you bad advice or something lmao. Just remember that you’re all beautiful human beings and the best way to make people like you is by truly being yourself❤️
😘
What did he say I was again?
Bet
I'm putting this year because this comment was posted an hour ago
😘
Just discovered this song today, like, WHERE TF WERE YOU??????
the fact that that patient sounds like a five year old is SCARY😂👶
Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight facts
GreatestGulag he’s not even spitting hes talking
@@tonetonegaming8364 Jesus Christ, it's a colloquial term of course he's not actually spitting. If you're referring to the fact that he doesn't sound like he's rapping, then that's pretty subjective. His flow was pretty good overall and the rhyme pattern was there.
GreatestGulag he’s not rapping he’s talking with rhythm
@@tonetonegaming8364 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ wtf is rap then?
GreatestGulag a series of rapid audible blows, especially in order to attract attention.
Why tf does this go so hard?
Yung TG idk😂😂😂
Imagine your doctor starts spittin fire and just points out your lack of bishes
certified hood classic in 2024
9 year olds calling u simp but don’t know what it means: Simp detector
You know it spongebob!
69 likes nice
:) this is why you cant use words in 2020 people just use them wrong and it sucks
ur mom kid ?
@@justcruz8809 because you said 9 year olds use the word simp wrong
The “scrolling through comments while listening” gang
U commented on anime thighs XD
@@applejuice9468
Yup
I feel called out
*finally I'm in a gang and not lonely anymore*
Yoooooo its u again
We making it out of the washing machine with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This gives nostalgia
If this doesn't get animated then I will officially become a simp
How dare you?
wow
Stay strong soldier
Simp
@@glassshardsarchive Says the lil mosey fan
All the people who disliked are problably *Simps*
I said this 1 month before u did and u have 1 more like then me already lol
My Name Is Kat I’m releasing a song called no simp September on September 1st. Can you please sub and wait for the release
@@YoutuJj hmmmmmmm i gotta deal i sub to u and then u sub to me ok
@@YoutuJj Ill do it c:
@@denvahaux49 i didmt see ur comment until now and ok ill sub
this song actually turned my lil bro around