*_Discuss Plans._* Albert: “Ur all gonna die.” Albert: “And I’m not.” Bendy131513: “No you will.” *_Literally the only person that dies._* Albert: “LATER!” Albert: “NOOB!” Me: *_Laughter._* My ribs: *_Pain._*
i believe the stomach pain you get that feels like someone is stabbing you, is menstruation pain. most girls get it so it is entirely natural for a growing girl like you. no need to worry Albert.
Albert, yo should troll on the game "Plane Crazy!" there is so many trolling opportunities! like so he see's. (I don't want the likes I generally want him to see it.)
Albert: "Do you ever get a bad stomach pain that feels like someone's just stabbing you" Me: That's what I feel once a month for one week straight. edit: have you ever... looked back at a comment or a post from a really long time ago and said "why??" yeah me too
Albert: I’m playing a game Me: No, no seriously if you hadn’t told me I probably would have watched this played fully complete without ever knowing that HIM,Albert, was playing a game 🤯
ALBERT I HAVE AN UPDATE OF THE CULT FAMILY: The new manor is complete and people can now play, which means that there is probably a lot of lore that can be explored there
Every night i feel it in my legs, my arms. Even my fingers! The bodies we've lost. The comrades we've lost. I feel as if they're all still here with me! You can feel it too, can't you?
Thanks for being the person I can come home and laugh with Albert. I hope you know how many people you help, even when you don’t even know they exist. ♡
Hey ,Albert. I watch your videos literally every day for the past few years and i really support you man.I recently joined your fan club and i just enjoy your content. :D
10:06 Incase this wasn’t mentioned or noticed, the sign claims: "DAVID'S HOUSE" in the part I mentioned above.. and the guy from overnight's name is *DAVID* Eh? :>
When Albert said, “Have you ever gotten a stomach pain where it feels like someone’s stabbing you?” All girls be like: *YESSSS IT’S CALLED A PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Flamigo im a very big fan!! It will be cool to start a vlog channel i would love to see u have one to do pranks and stuff if u dont its fine! I luv ur vids keep up the good work -from pooop ;))))) bai BrOtHER
"This guy like me" *he leaves* "this girl likes me" *she leaves* Why doesn't nobody likes me??? Me: because they are noobs and your seats are for no noobs only
“do you ever get a stomach pain that feels like someone is stabbing you?”
*people that bleed every month around the globe felt that*
Ikr I said that out loud I'm like "period cramps brother"
;')
Yes
But Alberta is probably just unhealthy and probably also is just sick and didn't eat that day 😂💜💞💙❤✊
Ive felt that many times
me: *watching flamingo peacefully*
my parents: how old is he? why is that adult playing that game? turn down the volume it’s too loud.
Are we sisters?!??! We have the same parents 😂
omg my dad is always like why is he screaming, he is being annoying 😳
Same :0
Same XD
Rip ma ears i use headphones on max XD
[albert at a funeral]: I looked at him not as a human but as a lightsource
Yes
Lol
Wdym
Clefe oh nvm
"Do you ever get stomach pain that feels like someone's like stabbing you?"
Yes Albert, every month
whats that
Every.Single.MONTH
Fr I hate it
@@traciebbw You get it 😎👹
I HATE IT SOOOO MUCH I JUST WANNA 👼
@@WrinklePie RIGHT
Someone: * is getting killed *
Albert * laughs * *you can hear him screaming*
HaHaHaHa😂🤣😂
Its Normal
C.A.T. Streams u noob
@@isabellaroblox6287 sorry dude, not a mirror
It did sound wierd tho 😑😁😅😂😂😂
Flamingo: * frees ghost*
Monster: ight imma head out
@Get-Free-Robux Check My Channel is this true?...
Dead meme
Lool
Myah_Cat 316 no, it isn’t true! Anything that gives robux,it’s not possible without getting in you’re account.
( which can hack you and will steal EVERYTHING)
Albert: "Do you get like stomach pain that feels like someone's stabbing you?"
Me:"Yes... But when i die in roblox or other games it slowly hurts."
Cute Kitty Cat I do it’s annoying
Albert says that
Me: NOW YOU KNOW HOW US WOMEN FELL EVERY MONTH
Feel
DarkMalfoy 666 you mean girls? Girls under 10 can get their period too. Women already have their period. 🤦🏻♀️
@@yingy3213 i call my 7 year old sister a woman so its become a habit
“We back in the mine
Hitting
Hitting
YOU STOLE IT”
now that’s an award winning album right there
My brain immediately went to CREEPER! Aww man!
*_Discuss Plans._*
Albert: “Ur all gonna die.”
Albert: “And I’m not.”
Bendy131513: “No you will.”
*_Literally the only person that dies._*
Albert: “LATER!”
Albert: “NOOB!”
Me: *_Laughter._*
My ribs: *_Pain._*
👏🤡
@Sara Williams Oof. Out my replies you *_HECC._*
Sara Williams **
Play military simulator again I want to see you
Sara Williams clown
you ever get stomach pains when u feel like someone is stabbing u?
**Welcome to the girl club Albert**
im not a girl and i had terrible rib cage pains that felt like that
tru tru
@Skyler Ketron o lmao
@@wyzolol how-
@@mai227_ i got u 🤣
“I’m really feeling it now!”
Me: ArE yOu FeElInG iT nOw Mr. CrAbS??”
Or he is feeling something *else*
*eLSe*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hi
He feels about being rich with moneys and golds
I can’t believe how Albert is so good at mazes without realizing it.
NO ME SHUT UP
@@gamingwithrealnader2901 ?????????????????
@@elizaschuyler1107 SHUT UP
@@gamingwithrealnader2901 why
@@elizaschuyler1107 CUZ
i believe the stomach pain you get that feels like someone is stabbing you, is menstruation pain. most girls get it so it is entirely natural for a growing girl like you. no need to worry Albert.
what albert is a girl?
@@MantasDoesVideos no, it’s a joke
@@MantasDoesVideos r/woooosh
He’s blossoming into a big beautiful woman 😍
albert grows up so fast..😔
Bendy131513: “No you will”
The rocks: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”
The rocks crush him*
No Noobs
No Nooooooooobs
No noobs
Albert: “iT Was MeENa THe Pink GiRL”
Me: Mina Ashido Mina Ashido
y e s
Stocktales Prof pic?
CrunchyRat ?
yES
CrunchyRat EXACTLY FACTS
Albert: “do you ever get a stomach pain that feels like someone’s stabbing you?
Me: “and that’s on *period*
.
PLEASE
Every month
Me rn literally: 😫🤚
The boys would never understand 😃👍
“You ever get stomach pains where it feels like someone stabbing you”
Yes, periods
albert gets stab but the effect is a diarrhea.
I ate taco bell
Relatable ;^;
Comment posted 5 hours ago, has 66 likes.
My comment posted 7 hours ago, has 0 likes.
Reality is often dissapointing
@@purplikitox5919 you get a like
Albert, yo should troll on the game "Plane Crazy!" there is so many trolling opportunities! like so he see's. (I don't want the likes I generally want him to see it.)
Your profile picture is the reason why I’m still alive honestly
@Get-Free-Robux Check My Channel are you doing something illegal?
@@AvvyTheBee ye
s
@@lemondrop8203 Y E S
NOT YES AAAHAAAHHHHHHHHH
ITS
LE
SÍ
Albert: This guy likes meee
The guy: *Immediately leaves*
Hey no scam
No scam
Only albert can
*Albert*: You ever have a stomach pain that feels like someone’s stabbing you?
*every girl ever*: 😐
MICHAIAH HARRISON because females once every month go through this
Also trans people
It's horrible.... except if I manage to bring myself to start a hot bath.
@MICHAIAH HARRISON Albert is a secret girl
THANK YOUUU
Albert's shirt: NO NOOBS
Me: Oh well **Clicks off video**
Lmao you can keep watching the video
You better have! We don’t you noobs here
@@emily-uf1mh *NO NOOBS*
KEEP WATCHING SO ALBERT CAN GET A LOT OF VIEWS
@@emily-uf1mh *NO NOOBS BOOMER*
"Do you ever get stomach pain that feels like someone's stabbing you?"
*everybody who gets periods has entered the chat*
Jumpkitty Roblox lmaooo so ur basically talking about the *gIrLs rIgHt?* 🤣🤣
Y e p-
*me has entered the chat*
*H E L L O*
L m f a o
Haha wemen
Albert 2019: Still Chill
Albert 2020: check it
Dont forget that period of time where he always used the man face.
The Extra Crazy Gang yes
The Jibboo in your house silence ZOOMER
*new year new me*
Albert: "Do you ever get a bad stomach pain that feels like someone's just stabbing you"
Me: That's what I feel once a month for one week straight.
edit: have you ever... looked back at a comment or a post from a really long time ago and said "why??" yeah me too
uh-
Same here buster :,)
Same.
i think he has appendicitis without realizing it....
exactly. i hate it.
11:30 Albert: I’ll handle it ladies
Also Albert: *runs away*
Relatable
"Do you ever get stomach pain that feels like someone's stabbing you?"
Me: a girl, *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
Y e s
get 80k R$ now oy
L o l
FACTS
Lmao me precisely 5 days out of every month
Me: clicks right when notification comes
My internet: nah idiot
yEsS
Same
GravZk
Same :(
Yay
Same xD
15:20 Albert is actually Sans confirmed :00
Megalovainia with alberts screans intensifies
"Do you ever get a stomach pain that feels like someone's stabbing you?"
Yes
God yes
cramps
God yes
Yess
10:40
ulcer
Me: thinks flamingo is so funny
My parents: why do you watch that dude screaming and is he ok
You have to show a clip of him dancing " Jeremiah is dead "😂
Piggeman so it is everyone’s parents
Very true
True 😂
Pigge same
Me: *watching flamingo at 3am*
Him: screaming
My Parents: i think she is getting murdered
She?
Yes she bruh she’s taking about herself lol
The father: Mind: Somebody did my job for me.
@@lovelucent ohhhh ok
cangy_413 a she as me
I identify as a woman
Albert: Maybe you’ll have a bad time
Everybody: * singing megalovania *
Lol relatable
So cool
YYAAaAAAAS QUEEN
UAAA
YAAS
Albert: This is a mans job!
Albert 5 mins earlier: I’m a dying little boy
Legendary Noob he grew up
Jk lol
*Fun fact*
It’s not a camping game if someone doesn’t say, “I have a bad feeling about this.”
And then the continue to do said thing
I’m don’t feel so good
And also someone get poisoned or allergic to something
Scp-049-F what
@@S1NSXM
Play ANY camping game
"Oh no im allergic to peanut butter!"
"Oh no this apple is rotten!"
Albert: I’m playing a game
Me: No, no seriously if you hadn’t told me I probably would have watched this played fully complete without ever knowing that HIM,Albert, was playing a game 🤯
@1000 subs with no videos challenge me too omg!!!
@Get-Free-Robux Check My Channel really?
Dude I thought he was reacting too thanos movi until say.dat him
12:20 when flamingo did that dance I was laughing "bam die bam die" 😂😂😂😂
ALBERT I HAVE AN UPDATE OF THE CULT FAMILY:
The new manor is complete and people can now play, which means that there is probably a lot of lore that can be explored there
Yass queen
E
*e*
Really woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow😄😮😲
Welcome to Chilis the myths are cancer and fake I hate the myth videos because the myths pretend to be scary but their dumb
Albert: WOAH Lordangel is sitting next to me!
Christians: WHAT THE FUDGE POPS
Christians what?
I went quick so I've been thinking for a long time
Yep
Yoshi Neon ?...
69 is Close
12:56
“Please let this be a normal field trip.”
“WITH THE FRITZ? NO WAY!”
*CRUISING ON DOWN MAINSTREET*
*YOU’RE RELAXED AND FEELIN GOOD*
it's miss frizz
NEXT THING THAT YA KNOW YOUR SAYING WAHOO!
*_SURFING THROUGH THE SOUND WAVES..!_*
doctor gibble gobble III no it’s not it’s “with the fritz”
I Love How Albert Says: "Hi~" In Such A Sweet Kid Voice
“I’m playing a game right now...”
Woah Albert didn’t see that.
Cause this was record a while before it was posted
Yeah, no joke. We didn't see that coming lol
*klub penguin is kil*
There’s another comment like this.
You could be blind
Lol my name is Jeremiah
Albert: Jeremiah is dead
13:04
I like to think everyone who liked this comment is named Jeremiah.
Yep
And he dances too
Then I guess you're dead
my name is jeramiah
Albert "Oh, Michaela, not Michael!"
Me: *"AH HE SAID MY NA-* oh no it was just her username"
F
F
I have some coffee for you
get 60k R$ now
F
Me: sees no noobs
Oh that’s why kaden isn’t here
Jotaro
Nice joke
@@randomdude3415 you tried to trick meee im not mad tho
CHOPPER IT IS CHOPPER- TONY TONY CHOPPER
Albert: Joins server
Server: "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"
Every night i feel it in my legs, my arms. Even my fingers! The bodies we've lost. The comrades we've lost. I feel as if they're all still here with me! You can feel it too, can't you?
@@cocodevs I can. And, everynight it gets worse. (That was some next level understanding on your part. I salute you my dude.)
Everyone: talking about memes or something like that
Me: bro I love ZNac’s editing
OK boomer
@@npctoby9220 k zoomer
HAHAHAHAHA
13:30 Albert explaining what he didn’t understand. Me “Cool tech deck”
Do you ever feel a really bad stomach pain like someone's stabbing you?
YES ALBERT. EVERY MONTH AND RN I AM FEELING IT.
Albert:laughs
Albert:i can hear him screaming :)
me: wtf
Did you notice day 3 three likes lol
More like bat sword gear eyyyyyyyyy haha
I thought ur pfp was something else
ᏦเꪑꪮᥒꪮᏀเɾᥣ
?
@@jhennelleaxe hi orange!
Thanks for being the person I can come home and laugh with Albert. I hope you know how many people you help, even when you don’t even know they exist. ♡
same
imagine being unoriginal and putting a albert: comment.
cant relate-
k
@Hannah Reed .-.
rip Kobe
Philip yeah, that helicopter crash is a small thing, but because of the people, it is big.
He
Llo
Flamingo: maybe you’ll have a “bad time”
Me: FLAMINGO IS SANS REEEEEEEEEEE
Nobody:
Albert: brutally slaughtering a family of five (now with rockets)
😅😆
He does talk about DEATH alot lol
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Me: why is this format so overused
*_NOOBIE!_* 🚫
nOoB.
Get noob
No noobs🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
ikr
Albert’s brain: SLEEPOVER = ONLINE DATERS!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Goes to my friends house for a sleepover the next day
My life: literally burns
I love how in every story and every game he joins, HE MAKES AN ENEMY 😂
**destroys artifact**
Demon: *_aight, imma head out_*
Hey ,Albert. I watch your videos literally every day for the past few years and i really support you man.I recently joined your fan club and i just enjoy your content. :D
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Albert: NO NOOBS
no noobs allowed here
⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
@@alexishinse4549 Lol
"Feel's like someone's stabbing you"
Me: * looks nervously at my knife cursor *
15:20
"Maybe you'll get a Bad Time"
*Megalovaania starts playing in the background*
Albert: ever get stomatch pains that feel like someones stabbing you?
All girls: idk PrObAbLy
Albert: SEE THAT SHIRT THaT MEAnS NO NOoBS
Me: I’d ask but I did not
Albert: NOO IT WAS MEENA, THE PINK GIRL DIED!
Me: *anime senses are tingling*
Mha
@@B1ueArcad3
YES. CORRECT xD
Oh no not ashido NOOO
Albert: Maybe you’ll have a bad time..
*megalovania intensifies*
Albert: see this shirt? It means NO NOOBS
Me: aight imma head out
I am *B I G... N O O B*
get noob
Albert: I’m playing a game right now!
Me: *I can see that, Albert.*
loco 4 chøcø lol see what ? I’m blind
Makayla’s Animations *blind noob* *blind noob*
june lacerna ohh lol
Flamingo: NO NOOBS!!
Me: **looks behind me**
Noob behind me: uh oh...
Me: **demonic laughs**
What part?
.-.
Albert: see this shirt?! No *NOOBS!*
Also Albert: looks like a noob
You rude Peaple
Supergamer133/sg133
No one was trying to be rude lol
•GīrlDīåmønd_YT• YEAH YOU ARE YOU CALLED HIM A NOOB YOUR A NOOB
Supergamer133/sg133
Bro it was literally just a joke calm down😂
GirlDiamønd Animatiøns YOU ARE STILL A NOOB
“We back up in the mine hitting”
*goes back ten seconds*
“Strangers in public”
You clear me of my depression
Me 2 mins late.
Me: *Aceleration, Y E S*
“IT WAS MEANA”
like mina ashido from mha
no
Aka bhna
10:06
Incase this wasn’t mentioned or noticed, the sign claims: "DAVID'S HOUSE" in the part I mentioned above..
and the guy from overnight's name is *DAVID*
Eh? :>
nobody:
not even Kristen:
Albert: nO nOoBs aLlOWeD
Who’s kristen
who’s Kristen? I only know Kirsten.
Egg Man Kristen is alberts gf :)
5:02
Albert: *doesn't even care that the dead person is talking*
Me: *gets triggered*
Thinks flamingo is funny
Everyone else in my family: Does he torture people?
Lol, I can relate.
E DeV yeah but genuinely who gives a shit wat your family says why do you feel the need to tell us what sounds so fake can u not
Me too
Me : *well yes,but actually no*
Kirsty Burston is it getting you upset by him/her telling you? ._.
Albert:*feels stomach pain*
Girls: *First time?*
Me: *Finally I think I’m first-*
TH-cam: *no*
Me: *watching flamingo*
Me also: *relizing there’s more of the video*
Me: *dances*
When Albert said,
“Have you ever gotten a stomach pain where it feels like someone’s stabbing you?”
All girls be like: *YESSSS IT’S CALLED A PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Flamigo im a very big fan!! It will be cool to start a vlog channel i would love to see u have one to do pranks and stuff if u dont its fine! I luv ur vids keep up the good work -from pooop ;))))) bai BrOtHER
Albert: maybe you’ll have a BAD TIME
*megalovania starts
"This guy like me" *he leaves* "this girl likes me" *she leaves* Why doesn't nobody likes me??? Me: because they are noobs and your seats are for no noobs only
"Steal my Happiness?
"Steal my Money?"
Mcdonalds in a nutshell.
Ahh...Youth.
cannot detect the funny
@@zeyden6801 excuse me dio brando lookin ass
Albert: has no noob shirt
Also Albert : sees noob WOAH
Albert doing something silly:
Us: Sadness? Cured.
Hotel? Trivago
Not a good joke neither or a bad joke,kinda cringe.
De Artist How? ;_;
2:18 Albert: wHaT iF i CaN sTaB hEr BrAiN wItH tHiS??
Albert : Oh lord angel is here
Lord angel: No noobs :(
Albert: “We’re all bad people.”
Me: *thinks about all of the bad things I’ve done*
Me: “Well, you’re not wrong.”
It’s a very hard objective y’all: FOLLOW FRANK! I guess some people died from that
"he got crushed by the rocks"
Me and other jojo fans: sobbing
10:46
Yea, when someone’s stabbing me
Albert: Maybe you'll have a bad time
Me: (turn on the music)
CHILLOVANIA INTENSEFIES
Me: *clicking on notification immediately thinking I have a chance of being early*
Also me: *sees 8.5 thousand views* 😦
I can relate to that,brother
Me: *clicks on notification hoping that im first*
internet: *nah idiot*
3:13
Albert: IT WAS MINA- THE PINK GIRL
Me: MInA aShIdo??
I THOUGHT IT EAS ONLY ME FOR A SECOUND THAT THOUGHT THAT-
*”Now we get to mine some dIaMoNdS”*
*MINING AWAY*
Albert:he's been up there so long. Me:he's been up there for only 2 minutes
”Do you ever get stomach pains that feels like you’re being stabbed?”
Me, on my period: Y E S
Yass
Flamingo: *gets stomach pain*
What probably happened: He is having labor pains because he is having his girlfriend's child.
no that njo t hosit woperlks
Stroke?
Hikari Takanashi yes probably