As someone who works with mentally challenged kids, that first story about Tom really hit different. As soon as they said he had autism my heart broke and instantly knew. I’m so glad it all ended in a good way for Tom ♥️
0:00 Colby: “Alright.” Sam: “I look like a ghostie.” Colby: “Do you want me to turn it down?” Sam: “No, it’s okay.” Colby: “Okay.” What a nice way to start a video off.
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not a single soul: Not even God: Colby: “I got really drunk on Halloween night and spilt a Pepsi on my laptop” 😂😂 Me: good job colby
The way he kept saying “pasheo” after being corrected lmao how did Sam not notice he kept saying it like that? 😂 I would die laughing if I heard him continue saying it that way 😂😂🙃
Hey Sam and Colby there's a place here in Johnsonburg PA the little town there is a haunted hotel and I'm not joking when I say it's haunted because I seen some ghost you know and I would love to meet you but it's going to be a challenge and you trying to figure out a way to save money and they get there I'm your biggest biggest biggest fan I would like to be with you but my name is 232 but you know I don't think that's ever going to happen 20 of my dreams I know that you always say to go get your dreams go to your dreams are get your greens get on butt I really don't know and I love One Direction so much knowing that you like it too it's just my favorite one is oh yeah by the way do you think it's possible if you could come out tonight to hello and Corey and Jake Weber my name is Ronica Harris I love you guys videos cuz I get to see your beautiful face in it
No one: No one at all: Not even all of the other viewers: Me: *forgets Colby posts on fridays...then gets reminded by his tweet about this video* well....😶
I put "Sam's 24th birthday" on my calendar and my little sister asked who's Sam and I said let me show to I a picture of him and the first picture that came up on my camera roll was his mugshot an I died laughing 😂😂😂
Everyone asks why I even like them and I have to explain how humble hearted and funny they are. They make you feel so comfortable and safe on their channels. Thank you, keep doing you 🙏🏼💓
I’ve heard the first story before and was casually listening and then when he said he took me to the bedroom, bent me over I was like... wait what??? Then I look at my screen and see Colby’s cheeky grin 🤣😂👏🏼
My brother has severe autism so the first story I can kinda normalize. He follows routines like his everyday life because that’s just how it works for those people. My brother also has tics, but it’s not as bad. He’s nonverbal so sometimes it’s hard to know what he wants and he usually makes sounds for his emotions since he can’t talk! My brother is a very strong guy and got so strong so my family had to put him in a special hospital to help him! He does not hurt anybody unless they hurt him or make him really upset. We have to watch arguing and yelling infront of him because he’s sensitive. He really love cartoons because he’s been watching them since he was little, it makes him so happy! He’s really attached to his family so he can get very anxious around others when they try to take him away from us. We visit him every month and I’m actually going to see him in 2 days for his birthday!
*The second story describing details of home* Colby : we not going to remember all those details *story giving more details * Sam screams : we aren't Architect Me: 🤣
Colby there's this really hunted place in Costa Rica called "Sanatorio Durán", which was a hospital many years ago but everyone died so it was closed. Ya'll should definitely come here to investigate and exploreeeee I can take ya'll thereeee you won't regret it
colby: "what's up guys its colby brock welcome back to my channel, today I am here with a special guest" me: sees sam who's in pretty much every video sam: "special guest, first time in the channel" colby: "samuel goldenchoch" me: "oh?-"
You guys should come to Posey Chapel in Indiana. The story behind it used to be a church but the pastor burned it down with people inside he killed over 100 people after he did that he hung himself by the tree next to the church. My sister, brother, cousins and I went and heard a swing. I want to go back with my sister and find out the truth but we don’t have Equipment to figure it out. Love you guys and be safe❤️
When I was 9 or 10, my best friend was over and we were sitting on my bed (a bunk bed, but no bed frame beneath it, just a materess, which we were on) . We were messing with filters when suddenly the filter snapped onto something that wasn't there. Goosebumps all up my arms. Then we heard a crash, which turned out to be a small plastic flashlight I got from my grandparents the christmas before that was placed in the middle of my bed cause I randomly threw it up there one day and forgot it. It had been flung out of the door (About 10ish feet from the foot of the bunk bed). Mind you, this has never happened. We both froze in horror. Then we ran outside of my room to the backyard. We heard music, like ice cream truck music, but creepy. We got scared and huddled together on my bench swing, within the trees, where we could look over the side-yard gate out to the street. This music was loud, it sounded right outside my front yard. We went out to my /front/ yard, and nothing. The music had stopped. We ran back to my backyard and continued to huddle close, before the music started up again. We got brave and went back to my room, grabbing some things, and running back out. The music finally stopped, and we could feel a little calmer. But I've never felt the same. I always catch things out of the corner of my eye, or sometimes looming behind me, I feel it. I'd gotten used to it at about 12, but we never found out what happened that day. Also, the attic door was (and still is, but its not my room anymore) in my room, for some reason. I heard creaking up there a lot, and I got used to it. I know how fake this sounds, but its true. I wish you guys could investigate it, but idk how my parents living there would feel sadly. I never felt safe or comfortable there again though. ANYWAYS- thanks for reading :D
Me: preordered the book sam and colby: "we gonna fly out 2 people who preordered the book me: *goes fooking crazeh* also me: realizes she lives in europe *-_-*
Me: **accidentally goes to sleep at 10pm my time** **few hours later** Me: **wakes up and checks if Colby posted** Colby: **posts** Me: **sees the notif and gets hype asf and clicks it so fast, faster than James Charles could say sister**
Colby: “the man on my pashio”2:54 Colby: ” PaShIo?” Sam: “ Patio?” 2 minutes later Colby: “there was a man standing on my PaShIo” Me: your a almost grown man That one part that’s the almost: pAsHiO PaShIoooo!
Sorry about the noisy computer:/
Preorder our book here : permutedpress.com/book/paradise-island-a-sam-and-colby-story
hey Colby !!
ALREADY PREORDERED YALL
Love you both! Cant wait til I get your book!
Hi colby and sam
Love you guys
Colby- "Man on my Pasheo"
Sam- "Patio"
Colby- still says Pasheo
Me- Facepalms
THIS!!!!
True
the word "patio" changed pronounciation like 3 times 😂
Did you forget His Name ist Samuel goldenchach😂😂😂😂
I didn’t get it cause I also read it as Pasheo💀I stared at it for a hot minute trying to figure it out lmao
Colby: “I’m scared of being alone now” Didn’t you go running off and get lost in the witches forest 😂
Hahahhahahaha so right
Hahahaha
Haha pretty sure that was fake
@@marystark1193 what if it wasn’t
True
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Colby: “pashio”
I was looking for this one lmaooooo
I thought the same thing 😭😂lmao.
Lol
@Xander Potter Colby said it the way he typed it
LMAOO LITERALLY
Dude, the story with the baby was actually terrifying ☹ That must have been so traumatic for both parents, especially the dad.
Traumatic
I would literally go into Mama bear mode.
I'm 76% sure it's fake.
Listening to it made me feel physically sick
That's why I stay close to my mom and I'm very cautious around people because you would not know if they are good or bad.
Take a shot every time Colby mispronounces “patio”😂
I am under age. I can't lol
@@clairecampbell7943 take a shot of water
@@zoe5053 what about dr pepper?😂
@@clairecampbell7943 what about tomato ketchup? Lol😂
@@exo-l5432 lol. Dr pepper!!
😂😂
people who loves colbys smile and his humor, and everything about him like this :)
Lol when he’s the reason I’m here
Lol
I love him so much
ok fangirl
Yup
Me: Early
The comments: Let's be honest WhOs BeEn A fAn FoR yEars.
I have
Me
Ayyy that's my best friend
Sadly no but it feels like it. Am I still a fan 😥😥 but hey at least I still love them to the point I’m obsessed who else
Congrats 🖤🖤
As someone who works with mentally challenged kids, that first story about Tom really hit different. As soon as they said he had autism my heart broke and instantly knew. I’m so glad it all ended in a good way for Tom ♥️
no one:
not a single spirit:
colby: PASHIO
Fr😭💀
Colby: "Doing heroin in the bathroom-"
**Sam makes THAT face**
Colby: "I MEAn-"
11:58
I found that part so funny and idk why
@@Rayne_fall3098 definitely reaction pic worthy
Lmao😏
Using the bathroom
Colby: eXcUsE mE, pUt HeR dOwN!
Me: you sound like a trans woma- never mind
Can we talk about how Colby is incapable of saying patio😂
Yes. I- why tho
I love your picture
DUDE I NO JOKE READ THIS PA-SHIO BC THATS WHAT I HEARD LOLLL
@@raegan_k12SAME I WAS JUST GONNA REPLY THAT LMAO
0:00
Colby: “Alright.”
Sam: “I look like a ghostie.”
Colby: “Do you want me to turn it down?”
Sam: “No, it’s okay.”
Colby: “Okay.”
What a nice way to start a video off.
No one:
Not a soul:
Colby: Post right when im about to go to bed😹
Congrats 🖤🖤
Lol same it’s 10:03 at night in Louisiana rn😂😂
“The man on my pashio.. pashio?”
“Patio??”
I have heard about the patio one, I love how kind that man was. This is amazing that he became his friend! Such a wholesome story.
dont u mean...pasheo..
No one:
Nobody:
Not a Single Soul:
Sam: WE’RE NOT ARCHITECTS
I like you pfp
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even God:
Colby: “I got really drunk on Halloween night and spilt a Pepsi on my laptop” 😂😂
Me: good job colby
That is so messed up
i’m not going to lie. this is one of my favorite duos. i like the squad even more but, sam and colby are definitely soul brothers.
Ikr
Same
like uhm twin flames or plotonic soulmates
Ikr
Yes they are
Colby: Pashio? Patio?
Sam: *confirms PATIO*
Colby 5 mins later: Pashio.
It got stuck in my brain and i forgot how to pronounce it help-
Colby: "the man on the Pachio"
Sam: "...Patio"
Colby "Patio"
Sam: Why am I friends with this man.
Colby: continues to say pachio 😆
@@KeiraxMadisonx I was laughing at that too🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is so cool for you
I ain’t never seen 2 pretty bestfriends-
Me: shut up..
Yes just yes
This right here? ✨Immaculate✨
Fr thooo
Dracooooooo
@@muntahahumayun3393 wtf
colby: pronounces patio "patchio"
me: lmao
*mom comes in*: "what are you laughing at"
me: "patchio" oml
At this point I don’t know if Colby is just tired or he’s just pronouncing and adding words in just for fun. 😂
The way he kept saying “pasheo” after being corrected lmao how did Sam not notice he kept saying it like that? 😂 I would die laughing if I heard him continue saying it that way 😂😂🙃
Hi
I bet Sam just gave up correcting it or was just ignoring it haha
i loved the first story! she's such a kind hearted soul to befriend Tom and allow him to watch cartoons at her house. 🖤🙏🏽
not sure if you knew this but its an old story that many different animators did. everyone puts their spiwn spin on it
@@nickwesley23 i didn't. don't know much about reddit, but i'd like to still think there are people like that in this world.
Cjades read it this a while ago , she does lets not met again stories a lot , just speaking😂
absolutely
Befriend Tom and allow him for real life
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: what’s up guys it’s Colby Brock
Congrats 🖤🖤
@@janejjszutu2584 omg I didn’t know he liked my comment til the end of the video
yoooooo
I just mocked his intro 😂😂
CONGRATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No one
Not even Corey saying “Dudu I just got the chills”
Colby:ass-tray 😂
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Colby: PASHIO
Colby: **burpss**
Not a single soul here:
Sam: **smells it**
Colby: ehem ew
I read this literally right as it happened 😂
I started from vine soo lol
Haa
When did that happen
@@lilianabeloved9497 tbh I forgot haha
Nobody:
TH-cam: Colby has posted
Me: OMG HELL YEAH 🙌🏻
Same
Congrats 🖤🖤
@@janejjszutu2584 thank you so much! 🖤
Why yall using black hearts
I can’t with Colby and his humor, it makes me smile everytime😊
No one:
Not a single soul:
Not even Sam and colby’s demons:
Colby: DID U GUYS MISS ME I KNOW U DID I MISSED U TOO
Hey Sam and Colby there's a place here in Johnsonburg PA the little town there is a haunted hotel and I'm not joking when I say it's haunted because I seen some ghost you know and I would love to meet you but it's going to be a challenge and you trying to figure out a way to save money and they get there I'm your biggest biggest biggest fan I would like to be with you but my name is 232 but you know I don't think that's ever going to happen 20 of my dreams I know that you always say to go get your dreams go to your dreams are get your greens get on butt I really don't know and I love One Direction so much knowing that you like it too it's just my favorite one is oh yeah by the way do you think it's possible if you could come out tonight to hello and Corey and Jake Weber my name is Ronica Harris I love you guys videos cuz I get to see your beautiful face in it
@veronicaharris7954 what?
Colby: This is called the man on my PaStiO
Sam: Patio?
I was like ,” why is this story so familiar??” It’s because corpse did the “pacho” storyyyy!
omg, that’s exactly what I was thinking lmao 😂
lol I *knew* it sounded familiar!!
I'm not even scared by this stories,i'm just dying of laughter by the different accents Colby does while reading.
“If you’re under 18, bring a parent or guardian”
Yeah imma pass on that one
Broooo I literally love my mom and I’m not embarrassed to say that but I was like um yea no thanks😂
me to!...
girl I'd bring my 18 year old cousin and be like yeah I live with him 😂
My mom would me like “fuck this” bc she does that watching TFIL videos 😂
Frr😭 lord knows she’ll be criticizing... I love her but c’mon😂 no criticism
I might be making her sound not nice but swear she is lol
"doing heroin in the bathroom" sam's face: 👁️👄👁️
I cried laughing
Ok
Fr he be like "hold up what the fuck"
“Excuse me put her down” 😂😂😂😂
can we just talk about how Colby's Australian accent is so damn GOOD XD
No one:
No one at all:
Not even all of the other viewers:
Me: *forgets Colby posts on fridays...then gets reminded by his tweet about this video* well....😶
Congrats Colby like your comment but it’s gone if you edit your comment ;o
@@janejjszutu2584 oh! I really thought he unliked it
@@hahahaimajoke2590 I should screenshot it to you, but idk your @ but he did like it and sorry I didn’t do it on time. You still deserve it:)
@@janejjszutu2584 thank you! You deserve one too....
omg same 😔😬
I swearrr I love Colby screaming at anything 😂
"YoU'rE nInE!!"
Ur nine🎉
YOU'RE NINEEE👹👹🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥
Who else love Colby Brock? 👇🏻👇🏻
I do definitely
Meeee
Definitely😂🖤
Me I have a crush on him
Definitely
Colby: pashio
Sam: “patio?”
Colby seconds later: there was a guy standing on my pashio
I put "Sam's 24th birthday" on my calendar and my little sister asked who's Sam and I said let me show to I a picture of him and the first picture that came up on my camera roll was his mugshot an I died laughing 😂😂😂
LMAOOOO
16:28 "excuse me put her down" lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣 I loved how Colby was just acting out the people's voices.🤣🤣😂😂
THE WAY HE SAID THAT LOL
No One:
Absolutely Nobody:
Colby: PaShIO¿!
😂😂
Lmfao! I can’t
I am crying 😂😂 this shit keeps bugging me. Lol!
Sam's reaction at 12:03 is priceless 😂😂
Colby: sorry about the computer noises
All the viewers: We don't care about the noises we came to watch you and the video
Everyone asks why I even like them and I have to explain how humble hearted and funny they are. They make you feel so comfortable and safe on their channels. Thank you, keep doing you 🙏🏼💓
I aint ever seen two pretty bestfriends
except for Sam and Colby
Sam:I look like a ghosty
Colby:want me to turn it down?
Sam:no its ok
Colby:*turns it down anyways*
No one
Not even the ghosts
Colby: ThEn He BeNt Me OvEr AnD PuLlD oUt HiS bIg DoNg
I thought that was sam
@@Jkl00824 lol no it was Colby 💀 @9:35
It freaked me out
I was freaking out I was sitting next to my dad and he heard that and laughed so loud
Lol
"We're not architects!!" - Sam Golbach, 2020
😂😂😂
Colby: “Pachio?”
Sam: “Patio?”
I’ve heard the first story before and was casually listening and then when he said he took me to the bedroom, bent me over I was like... wait what??? Then I look at my screen and see Colby’s cheeky grin 🤣😂👏🏼
The fact Colby can't say the word patio gives me life
I think he's just being funny because the way it's spelled. He said it correctly at 7:14.
no one:
no one at all:
Colby: switches voice every two seconds
Colby explaining how he “broke” his computer💀
Sam - shocked. also Sam - fixing hair every minute
No one-
Literally no one-
Not even the sneaky ghosts living in the new trap house-
Colby- Spilling his coke in his computer😂
Colby: Being 9 is cool
No one:
Not a single soul:
All the 9 year olds: oMg CoLbY sAiD i WaS cOoL
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Someone just turned 10!!!
@@shannonnelson857 LMAO
@royale ariana WAT????
Colby: please don’t look me up on reddit
me: immediately searches for him
Sam: "I look like a ghosty"
Colby: "Do you want me to turn it down?"
Real friendship 😂😂😂
I was looking for a comment like this before I posted it!! But it was true friendship when he was asking so sam didn’t feel uncomfortable!
@@nott.p3yton I love their friendship sm. Cool pfp btw 🙃
@@the_irrelevant_fox yea, and thank you☺️
@@nott.p3yton np :))
When Colby pronounced patio: *pashtio*
me: Yes.
The other day I said “deter - mined” I felt better when he said “patcho” 😂
Mmmmmeeeeee like you
Oml this is me tho
*Me chilling at 3am*
Colby: *posts*
Me: “oooooo”
3am? Nah it’s 4:06pm
@@laurawilkinson8515 it’s 3am in the U.K. lol
@@laurawilkinson8515 nah it’s 10:09 pm
@@peachykeen0518 wow!! but is it Saturday tho 😉
it’s 7pm LOL
no one:
not a single soul:
Colby: "
hE pUlLeD oUt HiS lOnG dOnKy KoNg SlOnG"
LOL
That is so worried
I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂
omfg...
COLBY: "BELCH"
SAM: "Sniff sniff" hmmm wonder what he ate for lunch....
☠☠☠☠☠☠
Colby: please don’t look me up on Reddit
Me: -instantly going to Reddit-
Wait what’s his Reddit?
im doing that lol
@@elizabethrose644 I don’t know tbh
How did he mispronounce patio but he could pronpunce terraced perfectly? 🤣💜 Love ur videos Colby
Love the felix picture.
My brother has severe autism so the first story I can kinda normalize. He follows routines like his everyday life because that’s just how it works for those people. My brother also has tics, but it’s not as bad. He’s nonverbal so sometimes it’s hard to know what he wants and he usually makes sounds for his emotions since he can’t talk! My brother is a very strong guy and got so strong so my family had to put him in a special hospital to help him! He does not hurt anybody unless they hurt him or make him really upset. We have to watch arguing and yelling infront of him because he’s sensitive. He really love cartoons because he’s been watching them since he was little, it makes him so happy! He’s really attached to his family so he can get very anxious around others when they try to take him away from us. We visit him every month and I’m actually going to see him in 2 days for his birthday!
Liked before I started watching of course, I love Colby's vids, they always put a smile on my face. I love you so much!!! 🖤🖤🖤
IKR same
@@colbybrock 😘😘
@@colbybrock colby please see my comments
Congrats 🖤🖤
*The second story describing details of home*
Colby : we not going to remember all those details
*story giving more details *
Sam screams : we aren't Architect
Me: 🤣
It was the "eXcUsE mE pUt HeR dOwN" for me
no one :
colby: patcho
sam: patio
me: * dies laughing* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Colby there's this really hunted place in Costa Rica called "Sanatorio Durán", which was a hospital many years ago but everyone died so it was closed. Ya'll should definitely come here to investigate and exploreeeee I can take ya'll thereeee you won't regret it
colby: "what's up guys its colby brock welcome back to my channel, today I am here with a special guest"
me: sees sam who's in pretty much every video
sam: "special guest, first time in the channel"
colby: "samuel goldenchoch"
me: "oh?-"
someone really pulled out the "i ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends"
I know. I seen it
You guys should come to Posey Chapel in Indiana. The story behind it used to be a church but the pastor burned it down with people inside he killed over 100 people after he did that he hung himself by the tree next to the church. My sister, brother, cousins and I went and heard a swing. I want to go back with my sister and find out the truth but we don’t have Equipment to figure it out. Love you guys and be safe❤️
Me: Im tired imma go to sleep
Colby: posts
Me: AND IM UP!
The story: talking about a cat
The video: showing a pic of a hand in slime
Lmao
Lmao colby is so used to reading scary stories in weird voices with cory and when he started doing that sam was just like huh💀💀
Hi
Sam and Colby’s smiles are contagious
nobody:
Colby: saying pashio the whole time
Lol
for the people asking why he put this out so late, *he just wanted to narrate some bedtime stories to you* :(
Colby:"I DON'T REMEMBER ALL THAT"
Sam:"WE'RE NOT ARCHITECTS"
😂😂😂😂
When I was 9 or 10, my best friend was over and we were sitting on my bed (a bunk bed, but no bed frame beneath it, just a materess, which we were on) . We were messing with filters when suddenly the filter snapped onto something that wasn't there. Goosebumps all up my arms. Then we heard a crash, which turned out to be a small plastic flashlight I got from my grandparents the christmas before that was placed in the middle of my bed cause I randomly threw it up there one day and forgot it. It had been flung out of the door (About 10ish feet from the foot of the bunk bed). Mind you, this has never happened. We both froze in horror. Then we ran outside of my room to the backyard. We heard music, like ice cream truck music, but creepy. We got scared and huddled together on my bench swing, within the trees, where we could look over the side-yard gate out to the street. This music was loud, it sounded right outside my front yard. We went out to my /front/ yard, and nothing. The music had stopped. We ran back to my backyard and continued to huddle close, before the music started up again. We got brave and went back to my room, grabbing some things, and running back out. The music finally stopped, and we could feel a little calmer. But I've never felt the same. I always catch things out of the corner of my eye, or sometimes looming behind me, I feel it. I'd gotten used to it at about 12, but we never found out what happened that day. Also, the attic door was (and still is, but its not my room anymore) in my room, for some reason. I heard creaking up there a lot, and I got used to it. I know how fake this sounds, but its true. I wish you guys could investigate it, but idk how my parents living there would feel sadly. I never felt safe or comfortable there again though. ANYWAYS- thanks for reading :D
Sams facial expressions when Colby said those weird things 😂😂
I just love how when they are reading they make pictures pop up and we image it in our head 🤣
“Hey put this at the end reggie” 😂
We need more parts of the series! Love watching this video I’ve watched it like three times Autism dude is probably my favorite story too
sitting here wondering where i already heard these stories, 4 days later i realize corpse told them on his channel 😂
Me: preordered the book
sam and colby: "we gonna fly out 2 people who preordered the book
me: *goes fooking crazeh*
also me: realizes she lives in europe *-_-*
They didnt say where you need to live to win the contest.
@@burnout3takedown yes they did on their insta. They said for now it’s only USA ppl
@Elise YEET But loved the zayn accent thooo😂😂🤣
@@pookiee7 😂🖤
@@chlorosen i noticed it when i started watching sam's video
when he said “patchio” instead of “patio” i lost it. it’s okay colby you tried that’s all the matters haha!!
Colby brock is still just as awesome as always, and not too leave Sam out, you're also awesome. ❤
Me: **accidentally goes to sleep at 10pm my time**
**few hours later**
Me: **wakes up and checks if Colby posted**
Colby: **posts**
Me: **sees the notif and gets hype asf and clicks it so fast, faster than James Charles could say sister**
I’m watching this vid at 10pm my time
Me: -Pre ordered the book-
Also Me- -being 13 and having parents who would not come with if I got picked-
😔😌🙃
Same😪
SAME I WAS LIKE YES WHAT IF I PREORDERED IT BUT MG CHRISTIAN PARENTS WOULDNT LET ME GO😭
@@lizzie3354 oof
Same
I'll go with u!! But its over now ofc
“YES THAT IS WHY THAT NOISE WAS HAPPENING 🧿👄🧿” colbyyyyy for some reason I don’t believe you 😂
Colby: “the man on my pashio”2:54
Colby: ” PaShIo?”
Sam: “ Patio?”
2 minutes later
Colby: “there was a man standing on my PaShIo”
Me: your a almost grown man
That one part that’s the almost: pAsHiO PaShIoooo!